Blair Assassin Bryant Calls for Party Unity
Shadow Cabinet elections are upon us and Chris Bryant really wants a job, hence his desperation to insert himself into the Coulson story and get his face on Newsnight.
Unpopular with many parts of the PLP his pitch to Labour MPs lists his CV in tedious detail (read it in full here).
The bit that amused Guido most was:
Above all we need a Shadow Cabinet of toughened campaigners who will take the fight intelligently and assertively to the Tories and the Lib Dems, united and determined to work as a team and to bind in the talents of the whole PLP and the wider Labour Movement to secure victory.
United as a team? Chris Bryant was of course one of Tom Watson’s plotters who undermined Blair on behalf of Gordon Brown. Thus removing a three election winning political genius and replacing him with a disastrous Prime Minister. Gordon Brown did promote Chris Bryant as a reward though…
odious c’unt
Seems like a nice boy.
Can I stroke his budgie ?
At last!!!
I’ve found a new ‘judo’ partner to share a bed with.
Ah’ll tup any boy who looks like a tart and stinks of ‘male cosmetics’.
Who’s first, – or will it be that daft scottish twat?
‘appen he’d look good with a cap on ba goom
I have a little brown hat that will fit im reet smart like
I think I can see where Willipede snr hides his banana.
Two cherries and a gherkin.
“Thus removing a three election winning political genius”
BULLSHIT, That should say, “removing a lying sack of shit who was only kept in power as long as he was by a mainstream media who were equally complicit in promoting and spreading his blatant lies, instead of doing their fucking jobs in exposing each and every single fucking lie!!!!!!”
Here, here, Mr Ned.
“political genius”
“lying sack of shit”
er… isn’t that the same thing?…
Spot on Ned,as was before still goes on now.No wonder this countrys fucked.
and Hear Hear even
I stand corrected!
Labour has and always will have our full attention in ensuring their achievements are broadcast to the public and that Tory(and now LibDem)policies/actions are put under the toughest scrutiny.All of course in the public interest in accordance with our Charter and standards of impartiality and fairness which is held up as a shining example to less democratic nations in the World
you are a wotter Fawksey!!
He does talk pants! Geddit?
So, Gorgon is going to teach at a US business college on How NOT to do it. Didn’t Mr and mrs Bollocks attend the same school?
This would be funny except that while he is showing Harvard students how not to run an economy, he will at the same time be getting £60,000 plus from the UK taxpayer to represent his constituency back in bonny Jockland.
This of course is a scam. If you and I told our boss that we were going to America for the autumn and taking up a paid post we would be sacked. YES SACKED.
Why is the UK taxpayer funding a failure to lecture in the USA on Boom to Bust?
This makes duck island and clean moat look good value in comparrison.
‘It’ started in America, and It’s The Right Thing To Do
US – utterly US in his case.
nobody cares about the loser anymore except obsessive twats
next
I still care, passionately about the useless Hunt. I care that he is, unfortunately, still alive. I care that he is sucking on the public teat, not doing a proper job and has ideas above his station.
Boy oh boy, I still “care”.
Oh great luminary Guido,
You promised us a split in the coalition government by now.
Where is the split? Or is it another of your barmy predictions?
Postle
“There will be charges.”
Would he like to be my SpAd?
oh fuck can I shag him
As it says on his CV, he’s the current Parliamentary swimming champion. Surely with credentials like those he must deserve a place in the shadow cabinet?
Anyone who a, poses for his own piccy like that, and b, allows it to break cover, doesn’t deserve any sort of job, fullstop.
Anybody wearing white M&S underpants is still having his clothes bought by his mum and thus his decision-making qualities must be brought into question.
Whats wrong with white pants, always found it easier to tell when they need changing.
Too much information!!!
Just turn them inside out if they’re a bit grotty, you’ll get at least another month out of them.
Yellow to the front brown to the back
Throw them against the bedroom wall – if they stick, they need changing…
More skid marks than Pirelli’s test track.
He came up my valley once.
Quite – how could someone be so stupid as to take a picture like that, and then admit to it by publishing it on the web?
Fancy not being able to use a self timer.
Is not this what all politicians are?
Exhibitionists.
The wankfest of a CV flits between the first-person and the third-person, like one may expect from a deluded narcissistic paranoid nutter.
Nothing wrong with writing in the third person.
Bitch! I always knew he was into threesomes.
Quiet bitch! What happens on the yacht stays on the yacht.
Guido is, at least, consistent. Whereas ChrissyB is trying to dress both ways on this.
I’m consistent ducky.
Guido, stop messing about on here, Youve got 400 years of British History to roll Back.!!!
ah yes but do we know who this third person is … ahah!!
Is that your Norman Bates impression, Fawkes?
How droll.
Hi everybody, remember me? I’ve just been away for six months having an extraordinarily prolonged bout of Tantric Sex. I will incorporate the experience into one of my tunes that I am writing on the Lute in the vein of the romantic ballads of Richard the Lionheart.
Anyway anything been happening have we got a new government yet. please bring me up to speed!
We dumped your beloved Gordon Brown for another arsehole called Davy Cameron. Some spoilt Hooray Henry from Eton.
Oh and William Hagues has apparently turned gay.
fuck off trude
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2009/may/15/lost-in-showbiz-trudie-styler
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
But please, make like Clinton, and get your own moniker.
Ooooh get her!!
Sting’s Beard:
I believe that a favourite Tantric Sex position is ‘The Plumber’ That’s the one where you stay in all day, but nobody comes.
You ain’t seen nothing yet!
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/secret-miliband-brother-blows-contest-wide-open-201009143084/
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In my day the f*cker would have been taken out by the lads and had his balls kicked till there was nothing left of them.
He probably pays top taxpayer dollar for that service.
Gayers are destroying politics, the arts and education, not to mention airtravel. I remember when you spent the flight trying to bed one of the stewardesses, not now though.
While you’re trying to shaft the trolly dollies, we are shafting the whole airline.
The problem is you promote one of them and suddenly the whole company’s composed of nothing but… they only hire their own.
Yeah, those poofing Hunts Wilde and Cocteau proper ruined fin de siecle literature and surrealist cinema, didn’t they? Carl Sagan? Put me right off learning about cosmology, the dirty bent fucker.
I concede you may have a point about socialist politics.
Carl Sagan’s gay???? Nobody told me!
We could have hired him to do lead vocals to replace Freddie instead of Paul Rogers- and I would have got some decent intellectual conversations on all things cosmological.
Damn!
Speak for yourself!
Socialism is Arseholism. What a bunch of delusional arseholes. The photograph is hilarious.
He is far too sexy for his Y-Fronts!! ***t!
It looks as if he may be pregnant, or is that his tummy?
It’s not a six pack – it’s the full keg!
Thats bitter.
No flash?
What an obnoxious welsh queer with no talent for anything except perhaps being George M’s cellmate.
How appalling!!
Odious little prick.
Don’t lie, madam!
I hope you is not talking about Obama, white boy.
What an unpleasant vile little man. He shows no manners or ability to engage in reasoned debate, merely resorting to attack and insult. The living embodiment of a Labour politician – should go far in the party of smear and abuse
“I am civilly partnered”
Fawkes seems to be making a habit of picking on homosexuals. Is that wise?
I am uncivilly partnered.
If he worked it into Blair he deserves a US medal of honour. He would get my vote just for causing Blair a little misery and a dent to his ego.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap #SPLOOT!#
tthhhwwwwuuummmppppp
(cuttle) (twitch) SSSS-SSKKLLLOOOOOO-OOOSSSSSHH!!! (ting)
Spoff
I bet Bryant is good at arse licking. Yum yum yum.
calm down Mr Hague
(flutter) (shake) (drip) UH-HUUUUURRRKK!!! (squeetle)
As simple and underwhelming that ‘CV’ is, I hope he is not sending it to his constituents in the Rhonda. There are many words with more than one syllable
within. It is however, only one side of A4. Recognition at least that they would not have been able to turn over to read the other side. Oh, and some of those things for which he claims credit, he was actually a bit-part in.
Hi i’m Chris Bryant. a Labour mp.
posing and preening. as gay as can be.
Shame is something I’ve never felt -
On my double dealing I’ve never dwelt
Because I am one of the many, you see,
That bunch of tossers..
…..the Liebour party.
Seems like a nice Welsh boy. I’d squeeze him in any time.
I’m the fizzy orange man
I drink as much as I can
When I do a jobby
I wipe with my hand
Cos I’m the fizzy orange man
I love Balls!
How many Gay Folk singers does it take to change chris Bryant’s pants?
Ten, One to put the new ones on and nine to write songs about how good the old pair was!!
Anymore out therte?
I have a little nut tree
Nothing will it bear
‘Til I go on Gaydar
And find a playmate there.
My whitish coloured underwear
Is often commented on
But when I’m with my playmate
You can be sure they’re gone.
I’m actually an MP
Who just doesn’t know his place
My party piece if you want to know
Involves the pretty golden mace.
They say, young man, your pants will fly
(And they say so, and we hope so)
They say, young man, your pants will fly
(Oh poor young man)
And if they fly then we’ll tan his hide
(And they say so, and we hope so)
And once they’re down then we’ll ride again
(Oh poor young man)
And it’s after years of much abuse
(And they say so, and we hope so)
Then we’ll salt him down for the sailors’ use
(Oh poor young man)
So Chrissy’s in the Gents and he’s weighing the stuff
(And they say so, and we hope so)
And the cheeks of his arse are going chuff chuff chuff
(Oh poor young man)
It’s mahogany beef and the weevily bread
(And they say so, and we hope so)
It’s mahogany beef and the weevily bread
(Oh poor young man)
And I thought I heard the young man say
(And they say so, and we hope so)
Just one more pull and then wahay
(You nice young man)
Just one more pull and that will do
(And they say so, and they hope so)
For Labour lads will grease it through
(You fine young man)
Let’s not forget that, once again, homophobic comments are absolutely the last thing Guido is seeking to encourage.
I hope we’re all clear on that.
Yes dad.
Let me make this clear, I haven’t got a phobia concerning gays, I just hate the fuckers.
There is a way to kill them. Say one made a go for you and it was so disgusting you lost it, when you realised what was happening he was dead.
I just chuck em in me pool!! Awright!!!
LOL!
thought you fucked em first
I thought those Barrymore rumours had been extinguished…
Do you get money back off the empties?
Isn’t that “The Portsmouth Defence”?
do you ‘tut tut’ loudly when anyone makes a comment that can be construed as “homophobic” by such oversensitive souls as yourself Jimmy?
after quickly noting it down in your big book of crimes against political correctness?
Hasn’t got the bottle, that’s why he posts sniffy bollocks here.
You misunderstand. I am simply reminding you that our host has made it quite clear on each one of his 94 recent “Is Hague a Poof?” articles that he has no interest in anyone’s sexuality and cares only about the public policy implications.
And you, Sir, are a Hunt.
Seems it goes over the heads of your usual commenters, Guido, but I have spotted some consistency over recent times. You’re a Tony Blair fan. Aren’t you? Now don’t be shy. Admit it. There are more of us around than just me and John Rentoul.
http://keeptonyblairforpm.wordpress.com/2010/09/13/live-now-blair-bill-clinton-prior-to-blair-receiving-the-liberty-medal-2010/
Must admit I did panic slightly when your post came into my inbox via Google Alerts. It just said “Blair Assassin…”
Gobble-slurp-swallow-burp!
Think you have a point there
He did campaign for Cameron and Clegg the two Blair clones, so yes.
Rent-Tool is a c u n t. So are you. There’s a special circle of hell reserved for flatterers and lickspittles. Satan’s got your place nicely warmed up.
Nobody likes a Tory: muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
He’s already insane.
Well said Jones.when you get back to the states shoot the Hunt.
is that a syrup of figs on his head ?
Anodised tantalum weave – that solid silver look is soooo 90s.
Fucking barking!
…Dagenham’s just as bad!!!!
A knob-end
Seems that today, the BBC have lost their Chairman, Sir Michael Lyons and Jay Hunt, controller of BBC1, is moving to CH4, but not a dickie bird on the BBC website.
What a curious organization it has become.
I love the BeeBeeCee!
Curiouser and curiouser, (Alice in Wonderland).
I’ve killed my gay lover.
No, only kidding.
They’re all barmy.
Yeah… and despite wasting 1800 hours of police time – he was ordered to pay only £200 towards court costs at £5 a week!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-11297111
The video makes you want to puke!
Time to rename the BBC, the LLC… the Lying Luvvies Corporation…
lol
Sighs…..I didn’t realise that people like you still existed. As best as I recall, Lloyd worked for ITV. You really do have some anger issues – I can’t imagine what it must be like to wake up so hacked off every morning. Poor diddums……
Sir, are you impugning the veracity of this gentlemens assertion? tut tut.
no just saying hes a c’unt…or bigot to quote a well known former prime minister
political genius ? …. oh, THAT political genius …..
I don’t mean to be picky but there were 2 exclamation marks with my comment. I am the former prime minister you know and deserve to have my exclamation marks re-inserted….
You can them inserted where the sun don’t shine.
Would Sir like them warmed to body heat first?
oooo tighty whities
I am the former prime minister of the banana republic called Uk. I have 20 tons of gold I need to move out of the country. if you help me to do this I will give you 1 ton of gold. I will require a 20,000 pound payment now to arrange shipping of the gold, and security to protect it.
an obvious fraud, he sold it all remember…
What a gay day!
£££££ BREAKING NUDES ££££££
labour MPs get another try at getting out of gaol
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/politics/article-23877544-expenses-mps-await-ruling-on-criminal-trial-appeal.do
Gordon Brown made a fellow at Harvard…
So is he in or at Harvard?
Made a fellow?
What was he before this conversion then?
They’re letting him hang around for a week. I imagine it’s a sympathy move. US academics have a left-wing bias problem like ours but ultimately they are about money and they wouldn’t let their academic reputation be tarnished by allowing McBust to actually do anything of importance.
The instructions on his camera said “Remove cap before shooting”.
should have been remove the Hunt before shooting
Stop fucking about. Just shoot the fucker and be done with it.
it’s all happening today
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/sep/14/sir-michael-lyons-bbc-trust
Seems like a nice boy, only hope there are not too many skiddies on the pants !!
He has got a face only a mother could love, how does he get any gay action?
Does he pay for it? Cause i can’t imagine anyone wanting to watch that sorry excuse for a face sucking their dick.
Seconded
Again, too much information, but thirded.
I’ve moved to Oz because even I hate the mess Socialism has made of the UK.
you must be enjoying watching that slimey tongued red head bouncing back kangeroo like to lead aussie through another labour charade of double talked socialist rhetoric
“Gays are usually good looking”
You are joking of course. Have you ever been in a gay club? Half of them are Arthur Mullard lookalikes, believe me. Everytime I go in one they rub their filthy cocks up against me.
For those of you too young to remember, this is what Arthur looked like. Kinda cute really.
http://tinyurl.com/388wc3c
mullard looks wellard millord
mmmm, can I come?
No recent news from the CBBC’s about how the swimming lessons are progressing in the far away places…….
Fuck me is there a lower specimen in Earth than a gayer taff. All singing and bumming. Yuck
I’m not welsh, I only pretended to be.
I cannot mime a song either!
Some may say there is.
But it would be most definitely racist to do so.
Nice to know that the Unions are not politicised and can ignore Cuba doing away with so many public sector jobs!!
‘appen I know where this lad could earn £30,000 a year ba goom.
Hmmmmm I wonder if Pakistan are putting in a swimming team for the next Commonwealth Games ??
Chris Bryant, an ex CofE vicar who thinks a primary reason labour lost the election is that they were too slow in signing up to the EU Agency Workers Directive!!!
And now he has launched a lawsuit against NOTW over the ‘alleged phonehacking’ in conjunction with paddick to keep his profile in the media. No doubt paddick is thinking this will be a useful springboard for him to make another attempt at the London Mayor’s job.
Talk about Alice in Wonderland.
I do hope they include Bryant in the shadow cabinet.
Ex C of E vicar? Can’t imagine why he didn’t switch to the RC faith then, with all those bugger-loving priests he would have been amongst friends….
I’d lock him in a cabinet.
I fully support Chris Bryant in his court case against the News of The World. I demand that ALL the evidence be laid before the court and MADE PUBLIC so that the people can see what their representitives get up to in their name.God Bless you Chris, just be careful what you wish for .
in the cabinet..door locked and entire thing thrown off beachey head will suffice thank you
Oh yes!
underpants
Anyone know anything about why a farmer would be burning cows. I was just on an isolated track when I could smell meat cooking, like a Sunday joint. when I went to have a look a land rover cut me off. The guy in it told me it was private and I could not go down there, the other three with him looked like they were up for trouble so I didn’t argue. i know its not private. I drove round the back and made my way across country and through the woods. They had a big trench in the field, about 60 yards long and 10 ft wide and about 8 ft deep. there was lots of smashed pallets and those round bales of straw.The cows were in the trench, from as far as I could tell about 20 of them, hard to say as it was a bit smokey
BSE, bovine TB
Thick fuckin welsh farmers probably related to Bryant, cooking smoked beef.
No not farmers.
It’s kinnochio burning his EU claims expenses so that we don’t know how many £millions he and his unlovely wife, grasping glynis, have claimed from the British taxpayer.
I went into a gents once in Reading and these two burly guys made it clear I wasn’t welcome. I noticed something was happening in one of the cubicles, and it all smelled a bit fishy. Could it be that this was another homosexualist incident happening right under our noses, nell?
nell…..?
Which is more important do you think? That someone is homosexual or that someone is dishonest?
To my mind the fact that bryant is homosexual is irrelevant.
The fact that as an ex CofE vicar, he touted , publicly, anonymously for sex, which smacks of a lack of honesty, suggests he is a political risk even for labour.
Nonetheless I hope whichever militwit wins they offer him a shadow minister’s job.
What if they’re homosexualists and dishonest?
sweetie pie whether we are heterosexual or homosexual does not have any bearing upon whether we are honest or decent human beings.
alastairc is very clearly heterosexual. And yet he happily drove Dr David Kelly to his death.
twatson is , apparently, heterosexual, and yet he is the most vicious , evil man I think I have ever watched.
chrisbryant says he is an ex CofE vicar and yet he was part of twatson’s plot that stabbed bliar in the back. Doesn’t sound very Christian does it??!!
Nell, Betrayal sounds very Christian indeed. Just like the disciple, Judas.
Its not in Wales its near Rainford.
someone here just said as they were being cagey about it it might be foot and mouth
Maybe someone said “its fresian” so they lit a fire
Nowadays farmers are not allowed to dispose of ‘fallen stock’ themselves, so it costs them big time to get rid of faulty product via specialist contractors.
Unofficially of course, they still dig pits and have local bonfires for those they can’t flog to the back-street butchers. Chances are the combustible cows are ‘undocumented specials’ which don’t have any paperwork anyway, so need to be removed quietly.
An everyday story of countryfolk – or red-faced-shit-shovellers as they are known round these parts.
Less of the red faced.
You would have to be spectacularly inept at the paper work to end up with 20 undocumented specials. Also, if you were going to have a little bonfire, you’d have it somewhere where some mong going green laneing wouldn’t happen upon it. Apart from that, the trench is too big and too deep for it to be hill country, and you can discount going through the woods and across country, because of the fences.
But apart from that, no problems.
Disease. They’ve slaughtered the affected herd before the government carries out another holocaust of every healthy herd 100 miles wide.
Fair play.
Could be bovine TB, old chap? Damn and blast those pesky badgers!
Could be a Roma Gypsy BBQ.
The Curse of Broon will strike Harvard (and the WWW!!!) :
Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown will spend a few days teaching politics at one of America’s most prestigious universities this autumn.
…
He will also join the board of the World Wide Web Foundation, another unpaid role.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11300220
I heard a Beeboid on the R4 bulletin at 7.00pm (I think it was) say that Gordon Brown was going to “serve” at Harvard as a Visiting Fellow. Serve? A Visiting Fellow doesn’t serve: s/he lectures, researches, eats, drinks, ingratiates self – but it is a mutual back-scratching arrangement, not serving anything.
Alistair Campbell is still writing the news reports, then?
Harvard has cafeterias, you know. They employ foreign temp workers, too…
Thanks for the idea.
So do Yale.
What happens when a student puts up his/her hand and says “tell us how you so spectacularly fucked up your country’s economy?”
They get called a racist bigot.
They get a nokia wrapped around their head?
It appears that he is not backing Balls.
Are balls off the menu, then?
So on Friday gordon and sarah are going to Westminster Hall to be received by the Pope.
Immediately thereafter they are flying off to America. sarah to host an event about motherhood and gordon to lecture at harvard.
I wonder how much that little tour’s going to rake them in?
More to the point Nell, how much is it going to cost me. Please let me know how much tax has to be spent “protecting” this man so that I can put in the extra hours to cover it.
I see he’s styling himself as “Dr Brown” now too…
http://www.webfoundation.org/2010/09/gordon-brown-joins-world-wide-web-foundation-board/
That reminds me, I must see my proctologist.
Yeah – Collis Brown.
Dr Dre has more right to call himself a Dr than saddo Brown.
He has appointed himself as Doctor Brown just like that other arsehole Dr Derek Draper MD.
Dr Who?
Well Peeps, he does have a PhD so he can call himself ‘doctor’, but if what I am told is right he studied for years and knows an awful lot about very little.
“A strong, I hope, articulate performer in the House and on the media”
Is this the kind of English grammar they teach at Oxford then?
“…on the media”? Jesus wept. That’s all they think about today.
Second rate media whores wanting their fifteen minutes of fame at the expense of you and I.
Fuck all of them and their ilk.
Ah now I see tony bliar and cherie (no doubt with her little black lace head-dress) are also going to be at Westminster Hall on Friday for the pope.
I do hope the anti-war protestors are going to be out in force with eggs and shoes. I suspect they will.
Be a far cry from the day of the Queen Mum’s funeral when cherie wanted to walk from no.10 to Westminster Hall so that she and tone could glad hand people along the way, won’t it?!
Why don’t you nip down there in your suicide vest, nell?
Two, or possibly three birds, in one fell swoop.
Sisters of Mercy Hmmm?
Those poor Irish motherless lasses had a terrrible tale to tell , didn’t they? about their care at the hands of those abusive women!
The catholic church , like labour is in decline because of its abuse of power, privelege, money and its neglect and brutality to children.
I shall watch the pope, bliar and brown on friday and wonder why bliar and brown kowtow to this worst abuser of children in western history!
The sisters of mercy are the most violent fucks there are
The fact that this twat was promoted sums up Brown’s Government
I couldn’t agree with more.
I’d share a bed with him.
Bryant is out of the Mandelson mould….sickening tone with arrogance to match…bigot
wasn’t he a priest? must be a nonce then.
. . it was a government of over-promoted twats?
I never saw any violence at their gigs.
I shall watch the pope, bliar and brown on friday and wonder why bliar and brown kowtow to this worst abuser of children in western history!
I think Blair being directly responsible for the deaths of thousands of children is a bigger child abuser than the pope.
only a true c’unt would post a picture of themselves a la bryant..sad twat need a good kicking back to cleric’s corner
Cameron was kowtowing to him today you dumb twat
Nell, whilst I agree that it is disgusting and Criminal what the Catholic church did and covered up for decades, it is strange that it is now that they have taken action against child abuse that they are getting all the shit thrown in their direction. At least this pope is now doing something about it and admitting it happened, admitted it was wrong and has apologised and put in place measures to prevent it continuing.
Now where is the outrage concerning the other Abrahamic religions that still have members who practice and cover up child abuse to this day? What about the child abusing Rabbis? Or the Child abusing Immams?
What about all the other organisations where child abuse is rife, such as social services and child protection? Where they abuse the secrecy of the family courts to steal children from loving homes to order and for profit, whilst leaving other at risk children to be tortured to death?
Yeah, like those B**tards who let their children walk to school on their own! ON THEIR OWN!! They should be strung up, it’s the only language they understand. Everyone knows that children of school, age should NEVER be allowed out on their own with out a crash helmet, body armour, a personal chauffer and a panic alarm. If it was up to me I’d have the parents up in front of a kangaroo court of social workers and busybodies. You all know I’m right.
Nurse, NURSE!!
I like sandcastles.
I’m going there armed with eggs and a few knackered old shoes even Oxfam would balk at the idea of accepting.
National Cupcake Week! bad, but brilliant idea
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/24366993936
There once was a git called Bryant
Who really wasn’t compliant
The perfidious Hoon
Sucked up to Broon
And paved the way for the Tyrant!!
Not quite, 3/10. Must try harder.
fuck me. just took this picture by phone.its on the wall of Aintree hospital.
fuck…link
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6899/priests.jpg
Is it a chalk drawing? It’s horrible, anyway.
painted, acrylic I think. creepy innit?
Why the delay in posting my previous comment?
Did he carry out B.Liars assassination in those underpants? Makes my winkle tinkle
If you prance around in your Pants
Take care of your political Stance
Back the wrong Hoon
And you’ll find too soon
You’ll be putting up with his Rants!!
wot about clowns who prance around in dresses ala the priesthood ?
My party of ugly old runts
Chortled loud at my Y Fronts
I strutted and posed
But then helped depose
Blair the miserable old Cu*t
When I posed in my dirty y fronts
It wasn’t really much of a stunt
What shocked me much more
Was when an old wh ore
Said ‘ere, your c ock had turned into a c u-nt!
They came from far and near
To gaze at his webpage and leer
An MP in Pants
He’s no Blair sychophant
And whats more to boot he’s quite Queer
Look you boyoh! We don’t like to see
a Pillock -posing in his panties
We have to get rid of the posturing prat
We’ve suffered enough with that Kinnock twat
What with that Davis, and badgers
the pillock and sheep!
Let’s start with sacking Briant, the creep
WHAT A GIGANTIC TWAT YOU ARE
A man in his Pants once was Seen
To flounce, to pose, and to Preen
And it was shrewdly Observed
That this great lump of Turd
Was also a raving Queen!!
I know that boy!
Lionel Fanthorpe, isn’t it?
Priest, or something, now, isn’t he?
You will tell me if you’ve heard enough wont you?
Lembit makes food look like t*urds, but after watching him I actually like him a bit now.
I’m a tree.
2 Weeks behind Private Eye
There was a ridiculous Fopdandy
who thought, at PR he was Handy
At his hideous Pants
Folk looked Askance
And then asked
Is this man Randy?
Blair, a “political genius”? I doubt it. Guido, don’t turn into a Blair apologist.
You can argue, correctly, that Brown was a disaster and shouldn’t have been elected Labor leader, but Blair was viewed with contempt by the general public (a big hello to cash for honors, Cherie, 2 wars, autocratic government aka Alister Campbell etc. etc. etc.) and had no chance of winning the next election.
He won three landslide elections, taking many natural Conservative voters with him. Even the great heroine Thatcher was willing to suck his cock.
You can always fool the general public with style and razzmataz.
taking many natural turncoats you mean. BAH BAH BAH SHEEP BASTARDS
You can have ONE landslide, the next two were no change.
Another tedious arse stabber, bring on the civil war, lets do it and start again!
Hear hear!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1311781/How-decent-Catholics-Pope-hid-child-abuse-calls-gays-evil.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Go on tell me then how do catholics like bliar and widdecombe support ratzinger , the man who has for the last 25years covered up the most foul child abuse??!!
Crikey! nell’s actually critisised a conservative, Anne Widdecombe.
Next she’ll be having doubts about the coalition.
If they lose nell, they lose the country.
It’s not the real Nell,she could use upper and lower case.
Peaca be upon a you nell.
Nell was a figment of Guido Fawkes the Jesuits imagination as was TAT and jgm2 and Engineer
Don’t be silly. I’m not a figment of anyone’s imagination!!
And as a Wesleyan , I’m about as far removed from catholicism as you can get!!
How far are you removed from your cousin?
I come from Norfolk darling. My cousins are close!
Just a shotgun wedding lengths away.
No shotguns in Norfolk darling. You have to go to alaska and sarah palin for that!
It’s the same schizo that’s been using Tuscan Tony’s name,Engineer is from Chester.
“No shotguns in Norfolk darling.”
That’s what you think.
Oi fucking hate pikeys!
Feck off widdy ain’t a Tory the only thing conservative about her is the fecked up dress sense the reason she didn’t join labour was because they were full up of mad harridans already !
Can someone introduce Chris Bryant to this fellow who likes shouting PIG?
Re Billy Wright.. We find us innocent.
Who gives a fuck he was a violent little prick who used the troubles to build a criminal enterprise of extortion, violence and drug dealing. Fuck Him and fuck him big time. Wanker.
The head of the Catholic Church in Cuba says it is in one of its worst crises in recent times and people are openly criticising the socialist system.
Cardinal Jaime Ortega told a local Catholic newsletter that there was a national consensus that the government make the necessary changes “quickly”.
He also urged the Communist authorities to free all political prisoners.
Cuba is suffering its worst economic hardship since the slump that followed the collapse of the Soviet Union.
Brothers and Sisters!
Did you cause the recession? Was it your reckless gambling on the international mugs market that broke the banks? Has your gold plated pension plan and seat in the Lords been downgraded?
I don’t look like Kevin Costner, but i’m every bit your champion fighting against the robber barons.
Dud they have crows in Jurassic Park ?
bob crow = £133k pa
bob crow = £100k pa expenses
bob crow = £75k travel / 5 star hotel excesses pa
bob crow = cuba enthusiast – expert in cuba’s ladies of the ‘day’
What twits uk’s railwaymen are in paying their subs for this man’s troughing!!
I fully support Comrade Crow’s package
How many houses has Cameron got dear? Hmmm?
Even he didn’t know just how many when he was asked before the election.
Yes, but did he get them by sweating it out of the the workers?
Now this is just plain nonsense
just because Chris chose to prance about in his Y fronts on GAYDAR doesnt mean that he is a homosexual
Many of the young chaps who work in my office do similar things and like myself are perfectly normal red blooded men who like doing it with girls
Lets put an end to this bullying
Chris is as straight as I am
More totty for us real men eh?
I would like to hold his ball bag
Chris I’ve got Aids, your phone is off
The Real IRA have suddenly announced they’re going to resume mainland attacks. And this comes within 4 months of the new government. Hmmmm. I’m not usually one for conspiracy theories but with the planned union strikes and now this, I sense the stench of Liebore dirty tricks. I think back to what Hezza said on the BBC after the new government was formed. He said there are no depths to which Labour won’t sink and no dirty tricks they won’t pull whilst in opposition. I fear it may be coming true. My only hope is that if they are indeed playing dirty, that it’ll be exposed. That would consign Labour to the wilderness for at least 20 years.
Ooh! I’ve just cum.
Politicians = Thieves Check
Bankers = Thieves Check
Politicians robbed us Check
Bankers robbed us Check
IRA getting them = Good
We liking the pope! He protects child abuserings! Our own beloved pro-phet moo-ham-mad had marrying to 6 year old Aisha! It is most blessed to marryings the child in our religion. Allaaaaaah akbaaaaaar! Thanks you to our brother Galloway for always defendings us!
Who do you love more, me or Gordon?
CHRIS BRYANT LIKES ARSE
Dear me! Whatever is the Labour Party coming to without poor Gordon to guide it on the straight and narrow?
Chris flaunting his knickers is one thing – but what if Harriet were to go all Lady Gaga and turn up at PMQ’s in a coquettish raw meat ensemble?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11297832
I long for the day when Hatty dons or rather, does not, the said ensemble!
“It could be art, it could be fashion, it might even be just an attention-grabbing stunt.”
Well done BBC for that powerful deductive insight.
Mind you anything that enrages the bunny huggers cannot be all bad.
If you make a comment past this post you are officially a sad Guido addicted cumdumpster.
Wow I’m something at last,a sad Guido addicted cumdumpster it’s better than nothing.
But this left wing tory government continues with Brown’s policies. can you tell me anything that has actually changed?
Still implemetning EU policies and handing over more powers to Europe including letting Brussels now control the City of London
Michael Goves socialist school policies
Not sending people to jail unless you are George Michael.
Still printing loads of money via QE and inflation rampant.
But what have they actually cut yet?
Still subsidised drinking and eating in the Palace of Westminster for the non wealth creating MPs’.
Still all Browns policies but at least he isn’t at the helm. Is that it?
Such a big big let down
Looking forward to some tea-party candidates for the next election
No wonder the polls showing Liebour on a par with them now.
Hi BOYS!!!!!
Y’kno that speechy thing wot oi gave t’tha lads?
How’d ya like ta bid for a recording PLUS the knickers I wore???!!!!
C’mon . . . NooBoringLiars is shortafunds.
We need the dosh, ‘n Teflon aint’ giv’n us none!
D’ya notice I can speak vernacular?
Phwoar! Would’ya loik yer vernaclars attended to?
Fuck off you unfunny Hunt
The most recent tea party winner in the US belives that masturbation is a sin, and I thought they were all wankers any way!
If you are worried that it will make you go blind, just do it until you need glasses.
Arn’t unions just Mafia any way? You stand to lose your job or get bullied or beaten up if you dare interfere with the Godfathers?
Is it really a sin to wank?
my test new
Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky, only ten dolla.
” The state is therefore withdrawing a good deal of its paternalistic character.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11302430
I guess that the guy hasn”t had the hospitality and free long term accomodation in one of Fidel’s labour camps, unless of course that is a figment of CIA doublespeak.
Classic boll ox from a Polytechnic Hunt moonlighting as an independent academic expert for the lazy Hunts at White Powder City.
City Council chaos as coalition fails
http://tiny.cc/toyi6
It’s nothing about helping to better the community, as usual it’s all about POWER,just another lot of corrupt evil twa*s doing what they are best at.
LMAOH
How can this man be taken seriously?
This picture is his Bete Noire
Taking this man seriously is the right thing to do.
I just came.
Suck me now, big boy.
“Shadow cabinet erections are upon us
and Chris Bryant wants a job
hence his desperation to insert himself into Andy Coulson ” ?
What a “cock and Butt story”
Is the photo of William Hagues newley appointed “Personal photographer “
At this very moment George Michael is making sure he drops his soap in the shower.
Are Chris Bryant and the Telegraph’s Andrew Pierce one and the same person?
Both prissy queens, never seen in the same room and whore themselves round Sky Snooze studios.
why no posts on the bbc unions threatening to black out Camerons speach at the tory party conference ?
if ever Cameron needed a reason to get rid of the labour party information bureau
this is it!
grow some balls Dave an rid us of this scurge !
Will the pope be giving “Holy union ” to any alterboys whilst he is here ?
and will there be a video ?
Gordon stop giggling
I’m sure you’ve seen a man in a dress before
After all you did marry Sarah !
Don’t the Yanks at Harvard know what a fucking bell end Brown is? Who in their right mind would give this Hunt a job? He has neither skills nor personality.
WTF are they thinking? I am seriously considering sending the Dean and his/her underlings (or whoever and whatever they are called over there) a dossier of his many failings, helpfully illustrated with many photos of Brown. I also plan to email and contribute prescient information to Harvard alumni blogs etc.
I didn’t think Yanks were thick but am having to reappraise my opinion. They must be made aware how dangerous, corrupt and socially useless this fool is.
Real IRA says it will target UK bankers
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/sep/14/real-ira-targets-banks-bankers
I can’t blame them.
Chris, Reinaldo and I would love to share a bed with William…
Come on Guido, put a nw post up. I find it very offensive to see this overt gayer in his smalls.
can I get cover for bits of shrapnel and banker on my car?
The bigger the lie the more they believe!
I hate my fucking job.
The pope loves a good fisting
Can I be William’s new researcher?
Skidmarked knickers again Bryant.