September 10th, 2010


Ever wondered how David Miliband miraculously has time to blog while he is out and about sewing up the leadership vote. Well he doesn’t:

A little look at the RSS feed for the blog shows us who the real blogger is…

UPDATE: Jess loyally claims that David writes absolutely everything and it’s just her job to put things up. So what do his speech writers do?


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    See if you can find out who peels his bananas for him too.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s a bit like the Belle de Jour mystery, isn’t it? Except that her aim was to screw you and take your money, whereas Labour’s aim is, er …

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    what a twat

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    Anonymous says:

    Nobody seriously believed these people wrote their own blogs, did they?

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    This little cow is in it up to her hairy armpits. Labour councillor (Islington of course), chair of the young Fabians, on the Fabians executive board. A proper nest of rats

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    Mitch says:

    Except Tom Watson. The sheer twattish-ness gives him away.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/T i see that american pastor is delaying his koran burning , So much for free speech in the USA , Heavy handed state and media , it could be china

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Ed Balls finally achieves something worthwhile.

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    M says:

    This is ground-breaking stuff.

    Guido on the case, once again getting to the bottom of the seedy underbelly of political life and prising open another can of worms.

    I think this deserves a wider investigation. Is it a widespread practice for politicians to delegate to their staff? Does it cross the political divide?

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    What an amazing revelation – you’ll be telling us that WebCameron wasn’t all the great man’s work next!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    at least we know Guido writes his own

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    lawless says:

    How despicable, another author writing for someone else! I find the great thing about guido is you always know who’s writing.

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    Ian E says:

    A bit incendiary!

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    I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    They’re dangerous fucking loons. There’s nothing more scary than a genetically programmed religious nut. Just look at T Bliar.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dont care unless he is in recipt of taxpayers money

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    Common sense isn't so common says:

    What a total waste of a read this was. Hardly a scandal is it that David Miliband nor any other politician are able to actually sit there at a computer and do their blogs. Just because they’re uploaded etc by somebody else it doesn’t mean that they aren’t written by the politician themselves.

    Oh, by the way, get a life!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I thought Blair didnt “Do God”

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    Archer Karcher says:

    I see that the nice new government ( hurrah ) as opposed to the nasty old government ( hiss ) has decided that it needs some advice on safeguarding vulnerable children.
    They have racked their brains and come up with the world renowned “expert” Sharon Shoesmith of baby P notoriety, to give them that advice.
    The new politics, so much better than the old politics, don’t you think?

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    Mitch says:

    yeah right, that’s probably what happens

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    Bully Boy Balls ( heir to Michael Foot ) says:

    Great !!! My campaign is going according to plan. After weeks of spitting bile I’ve moved up in people’s estimation from non-entity to irrelevant !!

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    The Watcher says:

    Miliband is a perfect leader for the Labour Party – the socialist grandchild of illegal communist immigrants. Bug ugly. Smarmy. A perfect fit.

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    Sir Ian Paisley says:

    The top General says the burning of the Koran… will inflame tension in the Middle East and could lead to the death of US troops.
    WHAT about the US invading Muslim countries in illegal wars, like that’s not going to inflame tensions and lead to the deaths of US troops.
    3000+ at the last count.

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    concrete pump says:

    I thought with a name like Asato, she might be a looker. Unfortunately she looks like any other labour mong.

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    Tony Blair says:

    I’m available should he ever need my advice.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Bet the fuckin lefties are pissed off because Blair backs goverments plans to tackle deficit .

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    Anonymous says:

    an amazing peice of incisive investigative journalism Guido. Let me give you a few other storries of equal import;

    Does David Cameron write his own speeches ?

    Does the Queen do her own ironing ?

    Do bears use a toilet ?

    of course they bloody don’t. try sticking to

    Does William Hague do his own dirty work ?

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    What hasn’t he been allowed to say?

    I’d suggest he’s been talked out of being a total nut. Wooooo scary.

    Its a pity the best option is now impossible: ignoring the freak.

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    Ickl-wickl Gurning BananaBoy says:

    We’re all irrelevant together.

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    Surely burning books is the best way to prevent free speech? The nutjob was persuaded by free speekers not to do this.

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    Chuntely Warmer says:

    I would like to do a pump on Tom Watsons belly

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Well, apart from a millionair ‘socialist’ that is….

    Can anyone explain why its lead story on the bbc, when some individual nut job with a tiny following in the Us wants to burn a koran, but not when a muslim religious authority wants to bury a woman up to her neck and stone her to death – after lashing her, of course !
    Any one else detect the wiff of hypocracy, double standards and hidden agendas at the tax payer funded bbc ??

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    Anonymous says:

    I believe the term is “rictus smile”.

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    Anonymous says:

    you have gotta be kidding. Where is that gem from ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Do they claim to?

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    Fatty Towers says:

    I would like to squeeze some blackheads on his back

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    concrete pump says:

    Linky-linky, AK.

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    The next Labour PM is not even an MP yet. says:

    To answer your question guido. No I have never wondered. I wonder at many things but never ever at Miliband’s blog.

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Talking of which Anna Racoon reveals Newcasle council are spending £500,000 on bollards, to prevent suicide bombers – honestly !!!

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    Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    screw up , and take your money anyway ?

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    Feeble sarcasm.

    Miliband is not Barbara Cartland and should not be claiming to write under his own name when others are the author.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , It was his private property , He had purchased the books , His protest has been delayed because it will upset some muzzies .

    Freedom of speech also means the freedom to offend .

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    Backwoodsman says:

    Front page on this weeks Shooting Times magazine ” Blair Talking Bol**cks Again.”

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    USA nutters = bad

    Muslim nutters = good

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    He writes his own material and gets ad revenues from the private sector. Unlike Miliband.

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    Wood pulp, Indian Ink and a lighter. says:

    It is a bit strange isn’t it. Every day the Muslim world commits many atrocities in the name of Allah and the BBC mostly ignores them unless it directly affects the West. Yet the BBC is getting Hysterical over one man no one has ever heard of before (Except Python Fans) burning a few books.

    FFS it’s only a book he is burning FFS.

    Now Obama building a Mosque at ground zero is a different thing.

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    Common sense isn't so common says:

    What a constructive thing to say…seems a bit hypocritical to use the word mong if this is the best you can come up with!

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    Ickl-wickl Gurning BananaBoy says:

    What do you mean, “your” money?

    All money belongs to the State, everyone knows that. You can’t be trusted with it.

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    Just Wondering says:

    isn’t it a crime to impersonate an MP?

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    Yes but burning books is un-necessary. The wars were.

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    Anonymous says:

    and neither does the rubber lipped tosser millibland. phrases like ‘my blog’ mean he accepts editorial responsibility for the content. just like Guido.

    Until it all goes tits up

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    Research 42223 says:

    I am aware that some gay men catagorise each other with names such as Muscle Mary’s, Bears etc

    What catagory would Tom Watson be put into?

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    Just Wondering says:

    It’s into the second week of September

    In England

    OneDay international delayed because the outfield is… er…wet!!

    At least two paying customers

    Who decided on the games in September, in England …… ?

    Just what the fuck do they expect?

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    freedom to get a few squaddies killed. hoorah.

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    (Hideously) White Van Man says:

    only if you impersonate the MPs corrupt expsense fraud and treasonous sell out of British sovereugnty…

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    Just Wondering #2 says:

    What you mean . . thieving, lying, cheating, conniving, dissembling . . . that sort of thing?

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    Voice of Treason says:

    He’s just another Labour con artist, a bit like Blair. No doubt the union idiots will elect him leader and we will have to suffer his smarmy, greasy face for the next few years.

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    Common sense isn't so common says:

    Have to be honest Guido, you’re really at the bottom of the scandal barrell here, is this really all you have, is this what you’d call enlightening the people. Lord almighty! Hague story-brilliant, this-Bloody awful!

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    Anonymous says:


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    Just Wondering says:

    oh, my, you are so clever ….. common sense = common purpose?

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    Ickl-wickl Gurning BananaBoy says:

    From my otherwise completely empty head.

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    Socialism Ate My Future says:


    That’s like inviting Ian Huntley round for bathtime.

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    I still say burning people’s ideas (in books) is as much about destroying free speech as censorship. Don’t see the relevance of them being his property – oif they weren’t then he would be committing a crime.

    His only reason for doing this is to offend. Freedom carries responsibilities as well as rights.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Repulsive cnut.

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    Don't fall 4 the Propaganda says:

    Don’t be so wet. The Taliban couldn’t give a shit about this book burning. The want the foreign invaders out of their country whether they are Americans, Brits or Russians.

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    concrete pump says:

    I don’t come here to be constructive, what sort of blog do you think this is?

    “a bit hypocritical to use the word mong”.

    Can’t argue with that.

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    crapola says:

    shouldn’t you get back to your ISO9000 auditing?

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    smoggie says:

    She’s OK but maybe not the sort of bird you’d want to share a twin bedded room with.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fred West to put in a new patio? While Rose makes the bed?

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    enlightening says:

    I believe he could be known as the Captain of the Cleveland Steamer

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    Anonymous says:

    Wrong the book still exists, his burning is only destroying a copy(s) of the book.

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    Maximus says:

    So you never say ‘my arse’ because the space chimp pwns it?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    So if we back down everytime a muzzie gets upset thats fine ?

    We may as well all convert to islam then

    Freedom of speech should be abousolte , No censorship , if this bloke wants burn the koran , the bible any other book then fine , Every time someone upsets the muzzies they go burning flags , and eefiges of people , Remeber when Dave said P*kistan was responsable for terror ? Thay burned a dave effigie , they cant have it both ways .

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    smoggie says:

    And a lot of Afghans (including all the women) want the Taliban (many of who are Arabs and Pa­kistanis) out of Afghanistan.

    Burning the Koran will be wonderful for recruitment.

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    Slavey Davey, servant of the EU says:

    So, George said to me, “Dave, we can’t keep giving the EU £45million every day whilst cutting services and raising taxes! People will go nuts” and I said, well, we need a distraction, and George said, “do something really fucking idiotic, like asking Sharon Shoesmith’s advice about child protection.”

    And the rest is history.

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    concrete pump says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Agreed, ideas cannot be destroyed. Principled and righteous religions can stand criticism.

    Surely his intention is to express his disgust and anger at a religion he disagrees with? Provocative and blunt, yes.

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    Albi Here says:

    Hells F*ckin bells what’s up with these f*ckin people,are they so up themselves they can’t think the damage they will do by bringing that person in,

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I have seen no propaganda.

    I came to this sort of conclusion a while ago, when Blair was baning on about how invading iraq did not contribute to home grown British terrorism.

    Its a stupid publicity stunt. Its not worth creating more terrorists for the sake of a stupid publicity stunt.

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    Ugly Fucker says:

    You forgot the rubber face and the Black and White Minstrels wig.

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    Maximus says:

    Butch. As in fit for an abattoir.

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    South of the M4 says:

    Whiff? It has been a *loody foul stench for some time. If Cameron would take his nose clip off he might feel the need to do something about it.

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    If everybody burned the Koran then there’d be none left. As it is there would be fewer which isn’t a good thing unless you don’t like other people’s ideas being spread.

    It is not about backing down, it is about poking a stick into a wasps’ nest: you don’t need to do it; it is just malicious and it will have consequences.

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    concrete pump says:


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    R2D2 says:

    All the comments on this blog are generated by spambots.
    Including this one.

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    Tony Blair says:

    Killing scientists in the woods?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    “You dont need to do it ”

    Possibly but he has the right to do it , Just as the ground zero mosque should go ahead as well .

    ” I despise what you say but defend your right to say it ”

    The full quote is better

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    smoggie says:

    The Russian Foreign minister had a word or two for him. The phrase eludes me at the moment.

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    Albi Here says:

    Try reading Guido’s headline banner,he’s not the UK political internet news service,for that you need AlJaBeeb,who’s motto is we take your tax and provide you with left wing sh*te biased news programmes.

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    Maximus says:

    Only until after the next election. He has all the ineffable stupidity of the McHatter but can’t seem to say boo to a goose. Nu liebore being the fascists they are, do expect their authoritarianism at the top. When they realise they aren’t going to get any, there will be a most entertaining self destruction to savour.

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    Lurker says:

    Maybe someone wanted to put 100 grands worth of Rupees or whatever on a delayed start and slipped the scheduling committee something nice to make it happen?
    Just saying like

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    podling! says:

    What ? so story with no evidence [but about a Tory] good ?? story with evidence [but about a liebour wingnut ] bad ? OK just checking there !

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    Mornington Crescent, pining for Jo Coburn says:

    Cheer up – Jo Coburn is back on the DP today.

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    The Koran is considered a sacred thing by muslims, perhaps like the pastor’s corrugated church. I wonder how he’d feel if someone burned that to the ground “to express disgust at his form of Christianity”?

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    The Orifice of Tony Blair says:

    “There is fragility and what is important is for Muslims to hear from people like me and to know that the pastor does not represent us any more than extremists represent the truth about Islam.

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    A Greengrocer without apstr . . apast . . apertros . . apozst . . that high up comma thingy says:

    Nah . . we ain’t got bananas fer that git!

    Melons . . luvverly melons!

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    Anonymous says:

    the wet conditions will go some way to making the tourists feel at home

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    Pedant says:

    Please . . . we ain’t got NO bananas fer that git!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    The church is not there property so it would be arson , however if they want to buy a few thousend bibles and burn them fine .

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    Save the planet! says:

    It’s offensive to allow pastor Terry Jones to burn the koran.
    I’m sure he could recycle it.

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    mmmm says:

    hairy armpits . . . and socialist too! . . . . the world is full of delights

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    NOTW tapper says:



    This the guy who a Shadow Business Minister had solicitors “seconded from his law firm” (and paid by it) to “help him in his work”

    It so happens that the solicitors he worked for were also representing private equity firms lobbying for tax breaks…

    It all stinks


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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    The church is the House of God so it belongs to everyone.

    If muslims burned bibles in Rednecksville, they would be lynched.

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    Anonymous says:

    Blair’s policies and actions did more damage to relations with the Muslim world than any nut-job with a lighter ever could.

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    David Miliband says:

    Does Guido write all his own Blog?

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    Fahrenheit 451 says:

    I would like to write his blog for him. What’s the going rate?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What do you mean, ‘money’. There is not such thing. Just debt. £4.8 trillion of it. There never will be any money again, not until we discover a second dimension of time which runs backwards.

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    Ed Milibands Press Officer says:

    David M has not “sown up the leadership vote”

    Ed Miliband will win on second preference votes, no problem !!!

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    But you clicked and read it………

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The burning issue.

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    smoggie says:

    Oh yes I come here to be enlightened. Someone show this guy the door.

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    A po-faced, crop-haired, hand wringing, ShamPain SoSherLyst, ‘reading’ (sic) her Grouniad says:

    I’m sure Mr Drama O’Banana will be able to put everything right.

    Goodbye Darhhhling . . . mwhaaa . . . mwhaaa . . . mwhaaa . . . don’t be late home tonight – remember we’re going to Yvette’s for supper and she says she has a surprise announcement!

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    smoggie says:

    Is a pig’s arse pork?

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    The U.S. arms/oil industry says:

    well.. profits.

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    Groucho says:

    Amazing CV she has there – never had a proper job in her life.

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    Budgie says:

    Please don’t be so vague about this.

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    smoggie says:

    Good point. If they’d shut the fuck up about it, nobody would have noticed except the local fire department.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    You can always have a refund and fuck off ? common sense ?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Cant you tell by all the errors ?

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    The Director of Politically Krect ‘n Convenient Troof at AlJaBeeba, the Brhoon Bullshit Corpse says:

    Naturally! We deal only in PC noos about Noo_Lie_Bore, wicked wicked USA (except Mr O’Drama) and our Glorious and Beloved Leader!

    And pay your telly tax!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve just enlightened myself of 2 kilos.

    By doing poo poo.

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    Budgie says:

    Reminds me of the SNP who wanted a share of the National Insurance fund on independence.

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    smoggie says:

    It is suicidal to go drinking in Newcastle city centre on a Saturday night. Can’t think what the bollards will achieve, except to provide something to hang onto.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    All generalisations are f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-false.

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    Fleet Street says:

    Hot off the press.

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    Lawless politicians attacking the newspapers over the voice mail hacks… let’s remind ourselves of just how much money MPs tried to steal from taxpayers, and how come only three MPs of 650 face trial?

    The MPs are two faced hypocritical liars.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ha ha! Nice.

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    Andy Coulson says:

    Thank fook for Terry Jones

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    MI7 says:

    “Yes but burning books is un-necesary. The wars were.”

    Please tell me you aren’t being serious Fahrenheit?

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    Groucho says:

    Totally unnecessary.

    Newcastle council are so anti-car, you’ve got bugger all chance of getting anywhere near Northumberland Street.

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    The Apostrophe Police says:

    “Milibands Press Officer”

    Note to Ed: Check CVs. Private/grammar education = good, state education = bad.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    clearly mr umpire-ever, you have not understood to what extent a physical book is regarded as holy by muslims.
    Obviously I don’t get that myself. Equally someone burning a flag would just be a tit with a burning piece of cloth.

    I wouldn’t burn an american flag, it would be pointless.
    Anyone who wanted to do such a thing, but thought it was just a piece of cloth, would need to be told what sort of consequences it would bring.

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    Just Wondering says:

    is that his new album cover?

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    Anonymous says:

    keen to see photo of concrete pump…. please.

  136. 136
    Gene Hunt says:

    How I miss Spitting Image

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    Just Wondering says:

    has it got his new single on it – “I lied and I’m fat”?

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    Anonymous says:

    actually, before we see one, i’d put money on the fact that jessica asato is hotter than concrete pump.

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    Groucho says:

    Its nothing to do with freedom of speech. Nobody is stopping this idiot from speaking his mind.
    He is proposing deliberate incitement.

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    Technomist says:

    I’ll be amazed when I see a Labour politican under 40 who has

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    He did indeed. But it might have been worthwhile to…
    a) get rid of Saddam
    b) get rid of his weapons (OK we all know now).
    c) Something else that we weren’t told about.

    Perhaps (c) was just so we weren’t viewed in america as being similar to the french.

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    Just Wondering says:

    You might think I’m writing this …. but you’d be wrong!

    Someone else is writing this for me.

    Your guess as to who it is would be as good as mine, ‘cos I haven’t got a clue either!

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    MI7 says:

    Plus a shitty soap opera and some even shittier weeknight dramas about a school and hospital. Oh and don’t forget that Strictly Come Dancing Bollocks. Not bad for to they say get £3.5 billion a year. The BBC is entertainment (social engineering) at it’s finest.

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    Groucho says:

    His subsequent appointment as ‘peace envoy’ was seen in the middle east as just taking the piss.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    To sock4

    Whats more important , Freedom of speech or some book , As soon as we start chipping away at what is acceptalbe and what is not we lose that freedom , the muzzies win .

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    Anonymous says:

    who is more sanctimonious, Watson or MacKenzie??

    F-I-G-H-T !!!

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    Technomist says:

    It must be shit being a number 2.

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    Budgie says:

    When Millibananas ‘wins’, Balls will still be there. So we get a nicely split Labour: Milly’s Bliarists who recognise the Berlin Wall has fallen, and Balls’ statists who don’t.

    Labour’s only hope is to ditch both Bliarism (and with Milly’s history that will be difficult), and statism (bully boy Balls makes that difficult too), re-inventing themselves as the localist working class movement of the co-ops and the friendly societies. We shall see.

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    Budgie says:

    In one sense you are right: a politician lying is not “ground-breaking stuff”. That said Milliband has still lied.

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    OGMC says:

    In light of England Cricket team playing ODIs in September in the rain, we at the Olympic Committee, in our wisdom, have decided to host the next Winter Olympic Games in …. Dubai

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    anon says:

    he didn’t write it, someone else did

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    concrete pump says:

    By about several million degrees, I have tried to upload a photo of my sexy physog, but Fawkes ain’t allowing it.

    If you have kids, you might be aware of a children’s programme called ‘imagination movers’, i look like one of the presenters……

    But which one…..?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Not again? 60,000,000 brits v T. Bliar, and guess who will win? Again.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:


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    Unsworth says:

    That depends on your predelictions.

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    God says:

    He said he didn’t but I woke up with a sore arse the next day.

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    Tony Bliar says:

    Labour are well known for never lying to the people and any research they do is written by expert advice in publications. That Iraq business was just a coincidence.

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    Penfold says:

    Amazing what you can do with computers these days…

    Do you really need MilliMarxiPede?
    HAL would suffice.
    Then we would all know our place and limitations.

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    Unsworth says:

    You sure he can actually write?

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “some book”

    you see. being ignorant again. I am free to say “There is no god, get over it.” I am free to make all sorts of arguments and statements saying what I disagree with in any religion.

    I would however think that it would be a bad idea to attempt to urinate on the pope.

    False dichotomy logical fallacy by the way.

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    And his grandfather was a traitor..the fruit does not fall far from the tree.

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    Unsworth says:

    Yep, well who caused the ‘fragility’? The islamic nutters or some other grouping?

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    Unsworth says:

    Probably wears the same underwear, though.

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    Anonymous says:

    sockie – nobody is advocating unfettered free speech:

    Swastica’s on synagogue’s – wrong

    Crucified Christ in a jar of p*ss – wrong

    However, book-burning and flag-burning is probably on the right side.

  165. 165
    Unsworth says:

    Do we?

  166. 166
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Watson has the biggest mouth, to match his taxpayer subsidised expanding girth.

  167. 167
    streamfisher says:

    Makes perfect sense as long as they have the time to build a mountain high enough to precipitate snow, failing that they could use a few thousand of those snow machines, they’ve got the money.

  168. 168
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    We could always get the unbiased BBC to investigate

  169. 169
    Unsworth says:

    As is BBC ‘News’.

  170. 170
    streamfisher says:

    Ps, Paddy says he can do the scaffolding.

  171. 171
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Mossad wont allow it

  172. 172
    Moley says:

    The Milibandwagon appears to consist of brainless celebrities with a supporting cast of minions who actually have the brains and are capable of coherent thought.

    Where it all goes wrong is when the subterfuge succeeds in getting the brainless celebrity elected and everyone discovers that the star of the show is incapable of writing his own lines and is a disaster in office.

    Practical and pragmatic intelligence and socialism are alien to each other; that is why socialist politicians are brainless and their speeches have to be written by paid wordsmiths who will write anything for a shilling.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    to concrete pump: uh huh, sure… i will have to believe that…

    but, as another woman interested in politics, it’s relatively dissappointing to see (unfair) appearance-based comments being made so openly…. it’s just not that nice, you know?

  174. 174
    Tessa Tickles says:

    What if the suicide bomber’s bombs are in a vest? Or a rucksack? It has been known.

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    I hear the plan is to chain every Muslim to a bollard so they can’t move around so quick whilst still allowing them freedom of religion, etc

  176. 176
    concrete pump says:

    “I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

  177. 177
    A space odyssey says:


  178. 178
    What if? says:

    Or in his pushbike or giant Koran?

  179. 179
    Mad Hattie Harman's curiously carvernous front bottom says:

    That’s not strictly speaking correct, comrade.

    The plan was to chain everyone to bollards, which would be located in your work-detail compounds so none of you could stray from the glorious experience of working in fields, mines, quarries etc etc.

    There were plans to let you all move indoors at night during the winter, subject to there being some accommodation left after it had been assigned to immigrants.

  180. 180
    Mad Hattie Harman's curiously carvernous front bottom says:

    The wars were necessary. Afghanistan was governed by tribes that had legalised r-ape within marriage. Our troops went in, a few hundred died, and they’ve replaced that government with a new government that has legalised r-ape within marriage.

    What’s not to like about that?

  181. 181
    The Apostrophe Police says:

    Guilty by association.

  182. 182
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I’ve never seen Strictly Come Dancing.

    Nor a single episode of Big Brother, nor X-Factor, I don’t even know what Simon Cowel’s voice sounds like. I haven’t seen an advert or paid the BBC a penny in 11 years.

    You should try it!

  183. 183
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Hellova jawline that lady has.

  184. 184
    concrete pump says:

    Of course you are right, anon @ 11:59, it was crude and unnecessary.

    Please accept my apology.

  185. 185
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    So the media(and I include Guido in this) possibly misrepresent a politician and you don’t like it……..unless it’s a Tory,when it’s fine.? And you have the nerve to use the words ‘common sense’

    Ok by me to have a political bias but don’t then bang on about the subject. You are part of the problem.

  186. 186
    Common sense isn't so common says:

    Isn’t wasn’t the evidence of lack of which made it interesting. It was the fact that it was something which people wanted to read, nobody actually cares who maintains politicians blogs. FACT!

  187. 187
    Common sense isn't so common says:

    It wasn’t. Apologies for not concentrating but it’s not the most engaging of topics!

  188. 188
    Archer Karcher says:

    So lets get this straight, twenty rednecks in Florida, who none had heard of a week or so ago, are going to get our troops killed and act as a recruiter for the Isl*mists?
    I dont think so, what will certainly act as a generator for that scenario, is the entire MSM giving it wall to wall world coverage and the President of the USA posturing around as if these twenty or so chancers are somehow going to start world war three.
    Folks, the fanatics in Isl*m need no excuse to try and kill the K*ffar or die trying.
    As for the extremists enablers around the Isl*mic world, well their biggest source of information to stoke up any manufactured rage, is the MSM itself, beaming the non event around the world 24/7.
    It’s as if they WANT a violent reaction and the bigger the better as far as the MSM are concerned.

  189. 189
    Unsworth says:

    Who is this ‘we’?

  190. 190
    Unsworth says:

    WTF are ‘appearance-based comments’?

  191. 191
    Frank says:

    I am desirous of being socially divided from the majority of the population and disposible income is by no means my most important criterion.

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    to concrete pump: apology accepted… and happy weekend, L :)

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    The Watcher says:

    OH no! he’s not a fruit too is he?????

  195. 195
    alexsandr says:

    well i wont be crawling over Jenni thompson to get to her then…..

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