September 8th, 2010

David Plans Victory Party as Polls Peak

In the closing days punters are shifting decisively towards David Miliband becoming the next leader of the Labour Party and winning all three sections of the vote. The money is on him winning even the trade union block, despite the hundred grand Unite gave his little brother. A poll for the Daily Politics had him ahead amongst local councillors in addition to MPs, MEPs and members. It looks like he’s got it sewn up.

So it is no surprise then that he is already planning his victory party. Free day passes to Labour Conference for David Miliband supporters are being organised by his “Movement for Change” on the condition that they turn up to his rally being held on the 28th, the day after the result of the leadership election is announced. Despite caveating that the rally will go ahead whoever wins, it sounds a lot like a victory party…

Supporters are also invited to the new leader’s first conference speech, all free of charge. This isn’t the first time the front-runner has been quite so brazen. Despite promising a thousand community organisers would be trained by his campaign, he apparently had to flood his eve-of-voting-rally in London with members of left-wing group London Citizens. Guido imagines his opponents might have one or two things to say about potentially bribing supporters with free conference access…


  1. 1
    Rendition, Torture & War Apologist, David Miliband says:

    They will all be wearing orange jumpsuits. Hahahaha.

  2. 2
    perdix says:

    Guido, where is your apology to Mr & Mrs Hague?

  3. 3

    It’s pretty academic beyong the rarified atmosphere of the Westminster Village. I simply can’t see a way back for Labour except in Scotland where they could topple the SNP. Indeed, I have a hunch Alistair Darling could ultimately emerge as the next First Minister of Scotland should he decide to abandon Westminster politics.

  4. 4
    concrete pump says:

    ‘despite the hundred grand Unite gave his little brother.’

    Excuse my naivety/stupidity, but will unite get that money back?

  5. 5

    Apologies for previous typo. You can’t scroll back on the ITouch, or so it would appear.

  6. 6
    Sir Ian Paisley says:

    I think we should be talking about plans that wages are paid direct to the government who will deduct what they like and give you back the rest.
    The long term plan will be to take all your payments, tax, council tax any fines and other payments.

  7. 7
    Penfold says:

    Will he be calling in the Red Army Choir to give a march past and sing-song.

  8. 8
    Engineer says:

    Free Conference access? Sounds more like a threat than a bribe.

  9. 9
    Keir says:

    Good joke with the orange jumpsuits…

    You, or your source, clearly weren’t listening to the call. I got one earlier. It’s an event with the new leader, whoever it is, to see how the party can take on the community organising training.

    So now that’s cleared up, you don’t seem to have much ammo. Why don’t you go and post a fairy tale blog about DM shacking up with a midget male maid and employing with him as a SpAd or something?

  10. 10
    Dave the Milliboy says:

    He can have as many victory parties as he wants,so long as the taxpayer doesn’t get the bill for them.

  11. 11
    Divy Milibland says:

    Come and join my Next 2 Nowt Labour Party. Please form an orderly queue.

  12. 12
    ron Vibentrop says:

    So out goes the fat racist, Abbott. Out goes Balls in a blink. Out goes the fish eating Papist Burnham. Out goes the little brother Miliband with his hand me down foreskin. So, who have they got? A coward, a toadying sycophant who abandons his friends in their time of need. What will he do for his country other than to slavishly lick Hilary Clinton’s arse?

  13. 13
    Engineer says:

    “…see how the party can take on the community…”

    It feels very much like that’s exactly what they have been doing these last 13 years. They certainly don’t need any training in it.

  14. 14
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    What apology? The Express and the DT are still carrying the story, and they are worth sueing.

  15. 15
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still Labour leader, aren’t I?

  16. 16
    streamfisher says:

    “Movement for Change”, sounds like an ad for pampers.

  17. 17
    Ted Bundy says:

    They wont get it back in cash but they will eventually get it back. Little Ed has sold his soul and Unite will over the coming years expect a return one way or another.

  18. 18
    genghiz the kahn says:

    The trouble is that they would march in and then forget to leave for 45 years.

  19. 19
    splooge says:

    Bloody scary

    I bet they’re already contemplating a system whereby all bank clearings go via the treasury, so that even flogging a pair of old boots on ebay will be added to your income tax liabilities.

  20. 20
    Dave the Milliboy says:

    Do pigs sh*t,do birds fly,is water wet,do politicians piss taxpayers money up walls especially for their own gain,god help us if this tosser or his brother gets back in control of Britain,don’t bother to turn the lights off as we won’t have any on.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    oh right, so instead of making mistakes with 20, 30%, whatever, of our income they want 100% to play with?

  22. 22
    splooge says:

    Celts of all types will see them safely back in

  23. 23
    David Camerons Dying Dad says:

  24. 24
    splooge says:


  25. 25
    genghiz the kahn says:

    “I remember when I was a child, being taken to the celebrated Barnum’s Circus, which contained an exhibition of freaks and monstrosities, but the exhibit on the program which I most desired to see was the one described as “The Boneless Wonder”. My parents judged that the spectacle would be too demoralizing and revolting for my youthful eye and I have waited fifty years, to see The Boneless Wonder sitting on the Treasury Bench.”

    Churchill on a past Labour figure.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    will they go to Sainsbury’s for us as and collect our clubcard points as well? That’ll pay for something the country needs.

    don’t look in the crystal ball, read the book – the NHS patient records system which doesn’t, and can’t ever, work.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    but, out of those 5, who would you rather have?

  28. 28
    Bigoted Bigot says:

    Is he gaay? I sure he is coz he is eyeing up Balls all the time.

  29. 29
  30. 30
    Do Not Feed The Mongs says:

    But what will it take to make ou all say enough?

  31. 31
    Anonymus says:

    Its written on the bottom half of a piece of A4 paper.

    The top half is Chris Myer’s CV.

  32. 32
    splooge says:

    won’t stop em trying.

    failed i.t. is good for gdp – you have to start all over again. very expensive. lovely jubbly.

  33. 33
    Mrs Khan says:

    ‘Movement for Change’? Dream on.

  34. 34
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You are talking about the next POTUS. Arse-licking is a tough job but someone’s got to do it.

  35. 35
    eric jelly pickles says:

    I was the boneless wonder

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    trouble is it’s India’s gdp

  37. 37
    Billy Hague says:

    My Dad was a Hunt.

    My Dad’s Dad was a Hunt.

    And his Dad was also a Hunt.

    Me? I’m a politician.

  38. 38
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Movement for Change= Bring back the 1970’s

  39. 39
    The Queens official spokesman on Platitudes says:

    “Change” was so last year !

  40. 40
    Sheep says:

    when they stop me watching as much X factor and big brother as I want

  41. 41
    Yuke says:

    camos dads dead

  42. 42
    Brown Nose says:

    Closing straights?? Or is it closing straits?

  43. 43
    Penfold says:

    Which would of course suit the little Marxist shiit.

    He will no doubt call, once annointed, for the people to rise up and fight the cuts like the poll tax protestors of yore.

  44. 44
    Cock Heads says:

    At least he doesnt make stories up about a sick dad to get himself out of a bind. Next month watch out for Ian Cameron in the bars at Conference chatting away with the rank and file. Nothing wrong with him.

    Gove, Hague, Hunt Coulson and Warsi all back in their boxes; Cameron The Curse cannot hide away as PM, so he makes up stories to hide behind.

  45. 45
    Mitch says:

    it’s the bleedin’ change, mostly bad, which is doing so much damage to the country. why not do eff all for a bit, lads?

  46. 46
    Thick Fat Fuck Eric Pickles says:

    Me an’ my mates’ bulldozers will get Labour back into power.

    Got any complaints about that? Well la la la la I ain’t listening.

  47. 47
    cleggy says:

    Its my country now

  48. 48
    Bob says:

    Hague’s real problem with some of the media is that he is not sufficiently subservient to the Friends of Isreal lobby


    For more information

    It is also interesting to note that rumpus are flying around Westminster that Rifkind will be brought back as Foreign Secretary

    Now there is a safe pair of hands for the Friends !!

    It all fits…especially having just had Milliband as Foreign Secretary etc

  49. 49
    David Silli-mini-willi-pede says:

    Free bananas for all, as long as you can do a good imitation of my vacuous grin.

  50. 50
    South of the M4 says:

    A ‘Y’

  51. 51
    Head Lizard says:

    Condolences to Mr Cameron re his fathers death

  52. 52
    Gay Revolution says:

    KY Jellie in the post addressed to the Messiah David Miliband himself. To be used Liberally! Hehe

  53. 53
    Penfold says:

    “Keir says:
    “””the party can take on the community organising training.”””

    Sounds wonderful, committed toilers of the proletariat sitting round a campfire, with dreamy faces, listening to the words of the camp commissar and organiser, on how the world belongs to them.
    Then intense training on how to organise a dinner party or an improtu get-together of neighbours to overthrow the oppressive government of the Tories.
    No doubt they can sub-contract the tedious bit of weapons and explosives to their friends in Afghan and elsewhere.

  54. 54
    Engineer says:

    Some might consider an acknowledgment of hurt to Mrs Hague would be gentlemanly (Anna Raccoon blogged about “colateral damage” the other day), but in fairness to Guido, he didn’t drag Mrs Hague into it.

    William Hague is a senior politician, and knows full well that in politics you have to take the rough with the even rougher. Some in the past have decided that the game isn’t worth the candle, packed it in and gone to do something more congenial with life. He could do that if he chose to. As it is, looks like he’s staying.

  55. 55
    Four years to plan your exit strategy says:

    It’s reasonably safe to say that support for the Conservatives and the LibDems will be lower at the next election than at the previous one, which means the gurning banana-prat will probably be our next PM, come 2014/5.

  56. 56
  57. 57
    Dick the Prick says:

    Errr….shit story, eh?

  58. 58
    concrete pump says:

    Fail, he’s dead:

    Lol, you tit.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    if the allegations are true then he deserves everything he gets. he has himself caused any upset to his wife.

  60. 60
    David Camerons Dead Dad says:


  61. 61
    Fred Dibnah says:

    Laura Koonsburg can fuck like a reciprocating steam engine

  62. 62
    Engineer says:

    That is just sick.

  63. 63
    David Cameron says:

    Did I say “big society”? I meant “big government”.

    Ha ha ha ha! Suckers.

  64. 64
    David Camerons Dead Dad says:

  65. 65
    Cock Heads says:

    One less Tory LOL yourself twat boy

  66. 66
    David Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I called it earlier today pity i couldn’t find anywhere that would take any money on it. His death could of profited my pockets. TOOT TOOT.

  67. 67
    Thick Fat Fuck Eric Pickles says:

    Don’t you worry, lad! I’ll crush ‘em with me mates’ bulldozers which are on their way to start that new ugly housing development none of you want.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Nice to see your research was done with as much vigour as your attack on David Miliband, the leadership results are announced on the 25th, never seen a calander which has the 28th the day after the 25th. Would be interested to hear if anybody else has!

  69. 69
    Death says:

    who the fuck used me without permission?

  70. 70
    Anonymus says:

    oops sorry. No such piece of paper exists.

  71. 71
    pigs in space says:

    Millidave even has a victory song prepared

  72. 72
    Dave "lame duck" Cameron says:

    I am doing f-all. Haven’t you noticed?

  73. 73
    Lib Dem Rumour Machine says:

    Pssssssst David Cameron is no longer up to the job after all this heartache and strain on his plate.

  74. 74
    Dave Dodds dead dads dogs dead pup says:


  75. 75
    A Tory with a sense of humour says:

    That’s actually very funny.

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck of you scum sucking Labour louse.

  77. 77
    Four years to plan an exit strategy says:

    Was he ever up to the job?

    CoCo the Clown could have defeated Brown comprehensively, but Dave..

  78. 78
    concrete pump says:

    Muttered the mug, who is still a fucking fail.

  79. 79
    I hate New Labour says:

    Fantastic news.

    Having a lightweight Blair clone, who manages to convey his own weasel-like qualities should ensure Labour are in opposition for a long time to come.

  80. 80
    Dr Finlay says:


  81. 81
    Guido must have some dull fucking Parties says:

    of cours not it’s a VICTORY PARTY! Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  82. 82
    Backwoodsman says:

    Well, Unite don’t really need it. Because of the system where the taxpayer pays the salaries of all of the union representatives within Govt departments ( honestly !) , Unite have lots of money to spend on important stuff, like making sure their members don’t share the cost of sorting out the economic clusterfuck that labour left behind.

  83. 83
    When does Hague apologise to the taxpayers for wasting our money of his special friend ? says:

    Hague brought his wife into for no toer reason than to deperately play the victim for the gullible fools and CCHQ poodles to whine over here about
    so Hague should apologise to her for that and sleeping with this Spad in a hotel room all those times and taking him all over the world at the taxpayers exepense

    the Hague should apologise to the taxpayer for wasting so much of our money on his bedroom buddy

  84. 84
    Grrr says:

    Bribing supporters?


    Are you sure?

    Yet, it does seem in character…..

  85. 85
    Blu-Labour and the heir to Blair says:

    We were there first!

  86. 86
    Cassandra says:


  87. 87
    Eric Pickles, architect of the Conservatives' 2015 election defeat says:

    When my mates have bulldozed all yer villages and built all the ugly shopping centres and housing estates you’ve all told me you don’t want, you’ll be begging Labour to get back into power, by eck.

    Don’t bother begin’ to me, cos I ain’t listening to grotty little peasants like you.

  88. 88
    An ex party member who's disgusted with Pickles says:

    Brainless wonder.

  89. 89
    OUTRAGED says:

    Fuck it I’m supporting milliband now, even if he is a melt, because if this site gets two dayes mixed up like that how can I belive anything ever again, it’s a disgrace, that’s what it it is. This fawxs chap shold be shot.

  90. 90
    Lenny Leftie says:

    Your right, Coco and the BBC.

    Even Ashcroft doesn’t have 3.5 Billion to spend on propaganda.

  91. 91
    Lana Botney says:

    The sinister Saatchi is also keen to insinuate himself into government.

  92. 92
    ddd says:

    David Milliband only got 3 B’s and a D at A-level the thick Hunt. Then some charity got him into Oxford–it’s alright for some.

  93. 93
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The way you put it, it sounds like 1930’s Russia all over again

  94. 94
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Pure common sense. If you were in the same room as blinky, wouldn’t you watch him like a hawk?

  95. 95
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The polite word is “nudging”.

  96. 96
    Lana Botney says:

    What’s wrong with Nazis?

  97. 97
    Interfering old bags on the BBC says:

    What are chances of Balls making to the end?

  98. 98
    Hard Hearted Hannah says:

    Not a charity. Nepotism. He’s busy re-writing history to make himself sound half normal.

  99. 99
    Gordon Brown says:

    Unless his hotel room cost more than £4trillion, the amount of taxpayers’ money that I wasted, then he’s probably OK for now.

  100. 100
    Fred Goodwin and his Banker Wanker Billionaires says:

    Keep pretending we had nothing to do with it idiots

  101. 101
  102. 102
    Portillo ?!? Hague !!? says:

  103. 103
    "It looks like he’s got it sewn up." says:

    You mean those saying months ago that this was a foregone conclusion and a huge waste of fucking time covering this Labour wankest were right after all ?

  104. 104
    daveyone1 says:

    That is a shame as I thought Diane Abbott would be the most fun, but frankly I wouldn’t buy a used car from any of them (not even a Dinky car from Balls)!

  105. 105
    daveyone1 says:

    To the end of what, end of the line, end of the road, end of the rainbow what?

  106. 106
    gildedtumbril says:

    Movement for change? If ever that arsehole millipede gets to be prime monster you will find no change in your pocket or bank account. He is a marxist thief dedicated to enslaving Britain. Damn the bastard.

  107. 107
    Poor Bill says:

    Ref :- Government attempts to take control of wage payment.

    The EU has long wanted the banks to record all payments over 300 Euros.

    The Irish carry out the most cash transactions in the EU.

    I listen to RTE (radio 1 Joe Duffy, 252 MW). I drive alot.

    The Irish (EU) regional government, in Dublin, is considering a ‘Cashpoint TAX’.

    This will require records of ‘All’ transactions at cashpoints to be recored.

    Aaaarrr. The Reich-lite marches of.

    Gypsies today, muslims tomorrow. Then the English ? Then the Jews ? May be even the Paddies. Freedom loving filth that they are ?

  108. 108
    Poor Bill says:

    Marxist filth.

    Don’t you just love’em. Everything is ‘Political’ in their sad little minds.

  109. 109
    Frank says:

    Sick and stupid

  110. 110
    pachebal says:

    “Guido, where is your apology to Mr & Mrs Hague?”
    I agree, such unreasoned, vicious meanness can only come from a cold hard psychopath.

  111. 111
    pachebal says:

    Guido, No messages of condolence to the Camerons?
    WHAT sort person are you?

  112. 112
    Watt Tyler says:

    Perhaps he might want to invite along is terrorist friends?

    (2009) New Labour David Miliband M.P. -PARASITE AND SUPPORTER OF TERRORISM:

  113. 113
    Circus Tipriot says:

    Well it’s all bloody irrelevant anyway…Milibands D or E, Balls, Abbott, Cameron, Clegg, Osborne…..none of them give a shit.

    No more transfers of power to Brussels said Little Ozzie.
    Well, just a little one perhaps. Oh alright then, you can see the Budgets in advance after all. Er….make all the changes you want? Why not – just so long as we get to tell the Dumbos that Parliament will still get to ‘decide’.
    A sick joke.
    Read this and weep….

  114. 114
    shove your banana where the sun don't shine says:

    Good news for the Tories.The public will never vote for that fucking weirdo.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    You are a teat

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  117. 117
    BADHAMN O\/ SODHAM says:






  118. 118
    Coco says:

    Hehe! The Labour Party are soooo lucky to have a Jack Straw clone for their new leader. Rejoice.

  119. 119
    pick a Blair, any Blair says:

    they voted for cameron the first blair clone.

    not enough for a majority but they still voted for him.

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    and yet Guido won’t delete this mysterious poster ?

    WHY ?

  121. 121
    AbleTheSpace Monkey says:

    To house the third world population explosion that Labour implemented.

  122. 122
    Matthew Wall says:

    London Citizens a “left-wing organisation”? Wrong. As a member I can tell you it’s a-political, which is why Cameron and the Milibands are falling over themselves to adopt its principles and aims. Being interested in civic empowerment and social justice does not necessarily make you left-wing.

  123. 123
    Zero interest says:

    I read the headline and assumed David was DC.
    The Liebour leadership conterst is a complete non-event.

  124. 124
    Gordon Browns moral compass says:

    Mr Millibanana will make a fine prime minister. He’s an idiot like me.

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