September 6th, 2010

Coulson’s Guilt

The BBC just spent twenty-two minutes of a half hour news program talking about Coulson. Tom Watson has been granted emergency questions in the House and the lefty press are determined to keep this going. There is nothing new to the the reheated and rehashed allegations in the New York Times. Everyone knows journalists break the law to get stories. If newspaper investigations kept to the letter of the law more scandal would go uncovered.

The problem for Labour is how little they cared when they were in power. Why only in opposition has Alan Johnson finally decided to make some noise? He had far more power when he was Home Secretary. Unless there is firm evidence that Coulson ordered the hacks, which Guido suspects there won’t be, it’ll be hearsay from a disgruntled employee, and he will get away with it. Coulson is as guilty as sin of condoning that culture, but he’s already lost his job once over this. Remember that other newspapers – including the Guardian’s sister paper the Observer – also hacked phones. The hysterics are fake and will tire as real parliamentary business gets  underway. Guido’s sympathy is with whoever had to transcribe Prescott’s phone calls…

UPDATE : Bookies give Coulson a 75% chance of going before Conservative Party conference and only a 25% chance of him stayingGuido’s money is on him staying.


269 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    If he done wrong then a hanging should be done , if he hasnt then let him carry on and tell the fuckin lefties to fuck right off !

    • 38
      Vaz Keith says:

      This is all about a fight to the death between Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal and the New York times. Since when has the NYT been interested in british spin doctors?

      • 47
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

        In the USA the leftie press is struggling , over here we have the BBC and mirror and the Gaurdian group ( Tax please?) , All channels media, Must be brought through choice ! That is the only way we will get a fair press .

        • 138
          Guido, Guido's Head, Guido's backside, Guido's Head Up Guido's Backside - You're full of it mate! says:

          This is absolute magic!

          Guido, the Smearer-In-Chief who sullies people’s reputations on hearsay and whispers and gossip, now attempts to defend a man who ordered his staff to hack the phones of MPs and Minister of Her Majesty by claiming there is no evidence that it ever happened.

          You just could not make it up!

          The mud slinger Guido, a man who smears others without evidence and loses them their jobs says there is no evidence?! Er, actually there are a couple of witnesses who say that Coulson told them to break into the message services of dozens of MPs’ and Ministers’ mobile phones in order to listen to private messages.

          Honestly Guido, you are such an incredible hypocrite and creting that it beggars belief.
          You silly oaf.

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            Its perhaps Guido’s strength and weakness that he’s a bit random.

            After this morning on Radio 5 I’m pretty sure he’s just making it up as he goes along. No plan, unless those pesky lizards are just playing with our minds and making everything look like a complete cockup.

          • Guido, Guido's Head, Guido's backside, Guido's Head Up Guido's Backside - You're full of it mate! says:

            Random?
            Nah, Guido’s just full of crap.

          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            “Coulson is as guilty as sin of condoning that culture” That is unconditional support for Coulson? I don’t know why your Mum lets you near a PC. Double the dose, boy, double the dose.

          • moi says:

            But if the is “by claiming no evidence that it ever happened”

            If there was evidence then it would be given to the police … and more jail sentences would folllow – odd how its not been given….

            Its like Labour (when in government) complaining about Ashcrofts tax status saying it was “disgraceful” and not saying what it was…

            nice way to spin a story for ever….

          • Guido, Guido's Head, Guido's backside, Guido's Head Up Guido's Backside - You're full of it mate! says:

            Condoning that culture?

            Andy Coulson was the editor you cretin: he didn’t condone that culture he instigated and enforced it you moron. You have fallen for Guido the guttersnipe’s defence of the phonetapper: he didn’t know it was going on, he only condoned the culture.

            Guido is as slippery as an eel smothered in vaseline. And as low as its belly.

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            toi: Ashcroft was “guilty” of the charges though, wasnt he?

            ie that he was a non-dom and he “gave assurances to the conservative party” that he wasn’t. Made Hague look a little foolish – I almost felt sorry for him.

          • Guido, Guido's Head, Guido's backside, Guido's Head Up Guido's Backside - You're full of it mate! says:

            Moi, you obviously don’t read the American press, apparently there are a couple of people who have said that Andy Coulson told them to tap into MPs’ and Ministers’ phones.

            And also apparently the Yard have mountains and mountains of evidence that for some strange reason they have not yet acted on.

            Sounds like something dodgy has been going on at Knackers Yard and it looks like Andy Coulson is up to his neck in shit.

            Oh well.

          • Susie says:

            Ooooooooh how it must have hurt Labour when the Sun came out pro-Conservative at Labour’s conference last year.

            Unless Hoare has something on tape it’s yesterday’s papers. He hasn’t.

          • it woz the Sun wot monged it! says:

            nope

            once the Sun came out in favour of Cameron it was downhill all the way for him and he ended up failing to even win a majority against the useless twat Brown

            so now Dave has to rely on the loony lefty libs to keep him in power

            were you asleep at the time?

          • Susie says:

            But you’ve completely missed the point… the Conservatives didn’t need the Sun, Labour did.

            That’s what’s so pathetic.

        • 199
          Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn says:

          Ooooh, get her>>>>>>>

          Guido, Guido’s Head, Guido’s backside, Guido’s Head Up Guido’s Backside – You’re full of it mate!

          Methinks you doth protest too much. Verily, forsooth, ad infinitum, etc.

      • 167
        Up sh1t creek says:

        Dennis Skinner obliged the people watching the BBC Parliament channel with a stupid attack on Rupert Murdoch papers….

        Go and quit parliament now Dennis, you old has-been.

        • 195
          Anonymous says:

          Is that Lynne Featherstone next to May? I’d like to give her a good rattling over the despatch box!

    • 122
      Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP says:

      I will make a Statement to the House about this at 4pm.

    • 130
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Sod that, Tony Blair has decided he doesn’t want to meet his adoring public after all……

  2. 2
    EC1 PhD says:

    Watson is a disgrace.

    • 15
      Ophelia Balls says:

      …as are the BBC, as usual!!

      • 25
        Desert Rat says:

        Bleeding Bolshevic Huhnes

      • 41
        Yard of the Yates says:

        The BBC are still Wrongly reporting it as phone tapping. They hate Murdoch even more than the Tories so do not expect any unbiased reporting from the BBC

        • 70
          The TV Licence says:

          They’ve not only broken the royal charter, they’ve pissed all over it for decades. The Blatantly Biased Corporation needs taking in hand and quick too.

        • 234
          ButcombeMan says:

          Indeed they are and there has been no indication of phone tapping at all.

          Couslon is however toast, as someone hearabouts has said. If he knew he must go, if he did not know he was incompetent and must go-he has become THE story, there is no third way, go he must.

          The longer Coulson leaves it to do the decent thing the more damage to the Conservatives. This is just basic stuff.

          Simples.

        • 262
          Inspector Clueless says:

          Why so gloomy.? It’s not as if Murdochs empire is being attacked in the one place it can really be hurt financially in the courts.

      • 43
        The Beeb says:

        Coulson is toast, we shall have him replaced by our truth prevention officer Nick Robinson in the No 10 communications bunker in order to destroy the enemy report more accurately on the coalition

    • 39
      Peter Grimes says:

      ZaNuLieBor’s liars don’t seem to have taken a summer break. They’ve had a whole rota of gobshite screeching banshees, as well as the 5 liar-denier candidates for the ZaNuLieBor leadership mouthing off about everything, and getting lots of coverage from the still-Leftist Al JaBeeBa.

      Running scared I reckon!

      • 252
        revolting peasant says:

        What a boring story this is.
        And to be lectured on the morals of spin doctors by a party that employed Alistair Campbell is a fucking joke.
        No one in the rest of the country gives a shit.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    Surely this is Labour just showing where the bodies maybe buried?

  4. 4
    Goebbels says:

    Ve have vays of making dis go avay !

  5. 5
    Cassandra says:

    Q: Does the prime minister believe entirely Andy Coulson’s denials?
    A: [No verbal response, although the spokesman did appear to nod faintly.]
    Q: I didn’t hear that.
    A: That’s what I said.
    Q: But does the prime minister believe Andy Coulson?
    A: Andy has made the position clear, and there have been a number of reports over the past few days but none of those reports change anything as far as the prime minister is concerned.
    Q: Just to confirm … I’m asking you if you can say he believes Andy Coulson.
    A: Obviously he accepts the position, obviously.
    Q: Does he believe the statement?
    A: Obviously he accepts the position.
    Q: I note that you’re not saying he believes Andy Coulson’s statement.
    A: This has been gone over many times in the past. The prime minister accepts the position. He has full confidence in Andy Coulson. And he continues to do his job.

  6. 6
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    Your right guido Maybe the press do need to break the law to break scandels , Look what happened other week with NOTW and the spot betting scandel …….

  7. 7
    the last quango in paris says:

    It’s really pathetic all of this. Does anyone outside Parliament care less? Perhaps the Labour big guns can remember Damian Green.

    • 36
      Engineer says:

      Metropolitan Plod say that some new evidence has come to light. Until they’ve investigated it, and either charged someone with something or decided that it doesn’t amount to anything, anything the politicos say is just hot air. So no change there, then.

      • 56
        Anonymous says:

        Not in the public interest anyone?

        • 62
          Engineer says:

          The Labour shouters can’t take it too far, or they’ll end up being accused of trying to influence a police investigation.

          • Grumpy Old Man says:

            As Usual. Influencing a police investigation has never worried them before, but then they appointed the head of the Met.

        • 185
          Hey nonny nonny mouse says:

          The Met have long since discarded working for the public interest and for the benefit of public safety.

          Follow the money.

          • Cherie's my rock says:

            On Television this morning, Blair said the Metropolitan Police were ‘fabulous and they will do whatever we ask them to do’ when talking about his proposed book signing on Wednesday.

            That is now cancelled, but OH has information that Blair may be holding a secret book launch at the Tate Modern Gallery at 8pm on Wednesday instead.

            Hound the man, hound him wherever and whenever you can.

  8. 8
    smoggie says:

    Most of Prescott’s calls were from some Italian bloke called Dominos Peeza.

  9. 9
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    Who Paid for the Labour leadership live* debates ?

    * as in how much taxpayers money was spent by BBC

  10. 10
    Lescromps says:

    Makes you wonder just how much Coulson knew about “certain people”is he really worth going out on this much of a limb for?Torie old garde will pull the rug soon enough,they;r not all slavishly fans of Cameron and co.this isn;t going away any time soon.

  11. 11
    5 bowels presser says:

    How hard is it to transcribe ‘more pies’ ffs

  12. 12

    What happened to double jeopardy???

    • 16
      Sue Perrin-Junsham says:

      I drank it

    • 17
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

      Thought labour changed the law so you can be Tried twice for the same offence if found not guilty first time , Reminds of Ireland voting the “Wrong ” way on lisbon ……

      • 113
        Archer Karcher says:

        You can now be tried as many times as the state desires, for the same offence. Not just twice. Another gift of boundless joy, bequeathed upon this nation by the wretched ZaNu Quisling regime

        • 116
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

          So umless Dave and co fix it the leftie press can re-run this story every couple of months ?

          • Lynn Trus's says:

            Yes, but THEY can be tried until we get the verdict which they deserve. It cuts both ways, as Bob Hope once observed.

  13. 13
    Eileen Critchley says:

    ‘Coulson’ was a risk which has not paid off.

    Lest we forget that Dave’s campaign was absolute shite even though the opposition were in complete disarray.

    He is bad news in more ways than one.

  14. 14
    Candy Oulsen says:

    Surely the real story here is the silence of Scotland Yard?

    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      And the purchase of them by media whores.

      Blair gets them to do his bidding too.

      We’re living in a corrupt state.

  15. 18
    An accountant says:

    Cough – check the expenses claims

  16. 19
    Mark says:

    Can anyone explain why it’s the Tory supporting Daily Mail that’s gunning for William Hague to an almost obsessive degree?

  17. 20
    just sayin' says:

    When he is the story it is time for him to fuck off.

  18. 21

    I see the chosen one is puffed up with contempt for Coulson!! Alastair Campbells Blog

  19. 23
    The Office of Guido Fawkes says:

    Vote Abbott, transfer to Ed Miliband, organise the left! | Workers’ Liberty
    http://www.workersliberty.org

    • 46
      AC1 says:

      How do workers gain liberty by being made slaves of a bureaucratic state?

      Marxism is slavery.

    • 79
      The TV Licence says:

      Tell that to any Eastern European and they’ll laugh in your face before kicking you in the bollox.

  20. 27
    Mitch says:

    Smell the desperation.

  21. 28
    Lord Prescott says:

    “Tracy lass get yur minge good an ready Ahl be round in T ‘Jag in 10 minutes”
    “Fookin mobile phone reception”

    “I SAID GET YOUR MINGE READY!”
    “, driver just pull over at McDonalds”

    As told to Te NOW

    • 152
      Tracey Trash says:

      John – I dont want you eating chicken nuggets out of my fanny again, it took weeks to get rid of the smell of regurgitated vomit last time.

  22. 29
    Leak of Prescott phone call says:

    Yeah, lad, I’ll have 25,000 deep pan stuffed crust meat lovers pizzas. And the missus will have the vegetarian la-sag-na…Don’t tell me how to pronounce la-sag-na, lad! I know how you pronounce it!

  23. 30
    Tom says:

    “Everyone knows journalists break the law to get stories.”

    That’s alright on. Carry on News of The World.

    Give me strength.

  24. 34
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    Why do i get the feeling Labour MPS are over promoted ?

    • 190
      Hey nonny nonny mouse says:

      Why do I get the feeling that ALL MPs are over-promoted.

      The Peter Principle creating fuck-ups and fubars 24/7.

  25. 35
    Tom says:

    The issue is not so much about Coulson and the NoTW, but Cameron’s judgment. He is employing this creep.

    • 45
      Desperate Dan says:

      I suppose you would prefer a pornographer with mental health problems.

      • 50
        Anonymous says:

        Two wrongs don’t make a right.

        • 125
          Archer Karcher says:

          Never heard you leftards squeaking with faux outrage at Campbell’s gang, back then. When did you first discover he was rotten and yet did nothing about it?

      • 57
        The misleading phrase which got them in the end says:

        Is the implication that Comical Ali is a Pornographer “beyond all doubt” ?

        • 101
          Desperate Dan says:

          No need for implications. He’s proud of his role as pornographer, even boasts about it in a “Ooh what a naughty boy I am” sort of way.

      • 133
        All Lib Dems are toss pots says:

        Hey, stop talking about old shite for brains Alistair Campbell like that. Don’t know if he was a pornographer, but Campbell IS definitely mental.

    • 58
      Dolly Draper & Smearer McBride says:

      Correct, I mean, Labour never made a bad political appointment in over 13 years right??

      • 134
        Evie Lennon says:

        Perish the thought Dolly Draper! You know that Labour were whiter than white, purer than pure, and holier than thou!

  26. 40
    Lola says:

    O/T. Very please to note that G-F has got right up the nose of that smug lefty git Yasmin Alibi-Brown. Well done G-F. Anyone that annoys the mad harridan bint must be doing something right.

    • 52
      Anonymous says:

      Whenever that bitch is on LBC Nick Ferrari’s show I turn off for the whole three hours. Great work in the marketing & ad department guys!

    • 54
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

      She is also on the BBC on sundays Dateline i think , Normal lines , blame the USA or someone else .

    • 68
      Backwoodsman says:

      He also seems to have offended former beeboid house dwarf rod liddle, who had a fit of the sanctimoniouses over Fawkes questioning Hagues ‘ fashion sense. Liddle, whilst being mildly amusing at times, used to be quite partial to a spot of the blatant bias – definitely one likely to suffer the curse of tony banks.

    • 86
      Lola says:

      Apparently YAB is annoyed by the tone of this site – surely we can be a bit more offensive if we really try. C’mon chaps?

      • 97
        Offensive Windowlicker says:

        Yasmin Alibaba Brown – Brown?….BROWN?…………..GAY!!!!!

      • 102
        The Pope can fuck off too says:

        I bet the cow would support controlling the interweb too. Anything that doesn’t fit in with the socialist circle jerk model of a load of Churchill nodding dogs is bad.

        If she hates it here so much why doesn’t the fucking bitch do one.

        • 127
          AC1 says:

          Apparently the ASA will attempt to regulate the content of sites in the UK….

          Good luck with that…

          WARNING: Ceasing Smoking causes weight gain.

        • 140
          Rat's arse says:

          I wouldn’t mind but Alibi-Brown and her fecking family escaped Idi Amin’s Uganda, came to this Country, and has never stopped running our Country and it’s traditions down since she planted her arse here. Ungrateful cow!

          • Susie says:

            She could have had her head stocking Idi’s fridge.

          • Blair is not signing his book in London on Wednesday cos he's scared says:

            When you mention head stocking, is a head stocking the pc term for a burkah?

          • Susie says:

            I meant innit (the fridge), innit.

            Although head stocking wouldn’t be a bad idea in YAB’s case. Keep it up.

  27. 42
    Engineer says:

    On the basis of current evidence, who is the better choice of government communications chief, Coulson or Campbell?

    • 51
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

      Neither ?

    • 53
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      you’d have to see what Coulson actually did when he had a decade of

      POW-ER. (said in a deep voice in a comical baddy manor).

      • 55
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        (I mean echoing in a big house you see. erm. yes.)

        • 76
          Engineer says:

          Chuckle – wish I had a pound for every speling and grammatical error wot i make on ‘ere.

          You’re probably right about comparing like with like. Coulson seems to stay in the background (until dragged unwillingly into the spotlight), Campbell is just an attention-grabbing media whore.

          For what it’s worth, I’d like to see Government communications handled by the Civil Service, without precluding any of the parties from having a political communications gaffer – paid out of party coffers, of course – to put across their message.

          • AC1 says:

            That would be possible if the Civil service wasn’t top to bottom a cabal of “marxist” style incompetents.

          • Tessa Tickles says:

            After October 20th, the civil service will be stuffed top to bottom with Marxist incompetents clutching their P45s and crying.

            And then the parasites will be screaming and demonstrating and rioting. Oh, I can’t wait! 13 years in the making, what a glorious Halloween it will be.

          • Hey nonny nonny mouse says:

            Won’t they have to fill in a risk assessment prior to rioting?

    • 181
      I beg to differ says:

      If either the Conservatives or Labour dealt in the truth, then they would not need spinmeisters to fob people off and divert attention away from what a load of lying robbing criminals they are.

  28. 44
    Desert Rat says:

    Shouldn’t the country and all politicians be discussing the cavalier wasting of the lives of British soldiers by Blair / Brown (re General Dannatt).

    Or is this a deliberate ploy by the traitor class (Labour) to change the subject.

  29. 48
    Sue Perrin-Junsham says:

    Gordon been in yet?

    • 61
      Gordon McNutter says:

      I have just returned from a short break in Dublin, unfortunately I cannot attend the HoC as I appear to have left all my shoes behind!

    • 92
      Gordon Brown says:

      I done big squishy poo poo in my pants.

      • 150
        Bevanshite Smellie says:

        Whatever next? We’ll be having an emotionally retarded closet homosexual aspergers sufferer as PM at this rate?

        I blame Sue.

  30. 60
    Martin Day says:

    Guido Fawkes is warning of potential nuclear conflict over Iran-can anyone fill in the details?

  31. 63
    Albi Here says:

    Think Coulson should go but not over phonehack gate, as he already went !!,but over the fact he nearly lost Cast Iron Dave his promised job as PM,he appears not to be very good at PR as look at all the ammo/sh*t he could have chucked at Liebour but didn’t,one would think he had something on Cast Iron to have stayed in the job so long.

  32. 64
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    Guido , Doesnt matter what happens , Who said what, where and how , The important view is Mossads !

  33. 65
    Bum Bandit says:

    Why have we stopped talking about William and Christopher bumming?

    • 81
      Albi Here says:

      Because the expensive controller was in number 10 the other day and was told to lay off Billy otherwise he might not be able to put his hand in our pockets and steal the money he wants for his champagne lifestyle,this he duly did by laying off Billy and going after that footballer,as usual the papers and the rest of the tv world just followed like the zombies they are.

    • 91
      White Van Man says:

      What’s bum is bum.

  34. 66
    Cat in a Bin says:

    Plausible Deniability

  35. 69
    Gordon McSnot says:

    I have just returned from a short holiday in D*ublin, unfortunately I cannot attend the HoC as I appear to have left all my shoes behind!

  36. 71
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    Its funny that Labour Started attacking News corp just after news corp stopped supporting Labour or am i being a cynic ?

  37. 72
    A Fat Hypocrite says:

    Tom Watson should stick to salads from now on. Labour are a bunch of hypocrites.

  38. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Coulson’s a great guy.

    Really good at his job. Absolutely trustworthy.

    And Hague is totally straight. In every way.

    • 94
      Tony Blair says:

      I’m a pretty straight-forward kind of guy, too! Never put a foot wrong, me.

      Apart from all the civilian deaths in my illegal war, of course.

  39. 74
    Anonymous says:

    John Prescott eats too much.

  40. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Its more like what Andy has on Dave and George! Otherwise why did Dave got some one from the gutter press.

  41. 77
    Spinning top says:

    What a surprise! With Labour about to vote in a new twat as leader, all their media cronies launch an attack on Cameron because of his close association with Coulson. They hope that this negative attention on DC will divert attention from the blood on the hands of the new Labour leader due their role in the last 13 years.

    • 96
      Desperate Dan says:

      The moron that Labour are about to anoint as leader is so useless that Blair had to do his job for him when he was Foreign Secretary. Even his mother won’t vote for him.

  42. 78
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire says:

    Labour shouldnt shout to loud Guido , They have a few questions to answer on “Certian ” contracts that a major media company got .

  43. 80
    ooooch says:

    David (lefty twat) Walker – “Professional auditors want evidence of due process; the armchairs want to know why”

    Why is more important – stops “it was in the rules” as a defence

  44. 84
    Pinnochio Blair says:

    There’ll be no evicence, editors always say get me a story and I dont care how you do it and all the politicians know it. Firstly, it cant be proven and secondly Labour only gets incensed when illegal snooping and whistle blowing works against them. Fuck the leftist pigs – tell them to fuck off or Telegraph will publish transcripts of Prescotts phone love ins with Tracey whatserface

  45. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Why is conservative’s have a muslim person as party chairmen?

    Why is a brother of a muslim person Chancellor?

    Is conservative party a muslim friendly party now?

  46. 88

    Is it true that gayer Chris Bryant has been silenced by Labour chief whip Nick Browne regarding the Coulson story as it was thought that being caught exposing himself on the internet might be used by the Tories and backfire on Labour?

  47. 89
    Mrs Muggins Pie Shop says:

    Mrs Muggins Pie Shop can confirm Mr Prescott’s phone was hacked into when he made his weekly orders.

    • 100
      Lard Prescott of Pies says:

      Weekly? WEEKLY? I ain’t no southern poncy poof me. I buy bought my pies by the crate and I buy bought them by the crate DAILY!

      When I were ship’s steward, I buyed my pies twice daily, back when I was is younger man than I am isn’t now.

  48. 90
    Flashman says:

    Ok – help me out here… Right wing blog releases non-story about possible but highly implausible homo hanky panky with Hague. Blair releases biog and assault on Coulson begins but both kept off the front pages by Hague story. Have you been firing bullets for the Home Secretary to catch??

  49. 93
    A Bigoted Bigot says:

    Andy Coulson is gay and so it Tom Watson. Nancy boys.

  50. 95
    Leak of Prescott phone call says:

    Will ya rub burger sauce on me moobs, lass?

    Anything you want, Johnny.

    Oooh, you lovely lass, Trace. What else will you do for your Johnny?

    Pour ketchup on your knob and lick it off.

    Hey! Only I can lick the ketchup! I’ll pour it on your tits and lick it. Mmmmm, I’m getting hungry now. I fancy a burger…

    Johnny? Are you still there? Johnny?

    • 142
      Baron Prezza says:

      Mmmm it tastes even better if you bring it up then drink it down again. Oops keep forgetting you’re supposed to spew it down the loo and leave it there, will never make celebrity fat club at this rate

  51. 98
    ++Breaking News++ says:

    Just been confirmed Tony B Liar has cancelled his book signing in London because of security fears. But doesn’t he trust in jesus to protect him?

  52. 99
    Anonymous says:

    The latest allegations, published in the News of the World and Sunday Mirror, centre on a 21-year-old prostitute who claims she had a series of encounters with Rooney, 24, while his wife, also 24, was expecting their first child last year.

    Jennifer Thompson, who charges her clients £1,200 a night, claimed that on one occasion the England international invited asked her to come over to his family home for sex, while his wife was away.

    She says that she rejected the offer out of respect for Coleen.

    ——————————————————————————

    Respect for Coleen.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!

  53. 103
    bofl says:

    in a country where tony ‘i want to be pm and i don’t care what party i’m in’ blair gets elected what chance is there of anyone actually realising what goes on?

    to have hoons like prezza and mandy and comical ali complaining is just sickening…..

    why the fuck does the meedja give them any credence ?

    they had the right idea in dublin recently.

  54. 105
    The Grim Reaper says:

    Would Guido be prepared to break the law in order to get a really good story?

  55. 107
    Weigh me two sausages please says:

    Tom Watson is the sort of bloke who can shit a whole Waitrose fluted pork pie without cracking the pastry

    • 110
      Lord Prezza of Gutbelcher says:

      I can tell you this my friend i shall be rising to that challenge…

    • 251
      Enter the Temple with Baron Chipolata of Smalldycke says:

      Is that why the Noble Lard Prescott is often seen on all fours following the Hon Tom Watson?

      “Tracey could bang Bernard Mathews Turkey Burgers out of her front bottom like an 8 slice Dualit on rapid fire, but Tom’s pebble dashed pies were t’best.”

  56. 111
    anonymouse in the parliamentary skirting board says:

    Bugger, I could only get 6to4.

    Mind you, that should be £75 extra for beers in Birmingham

  57. 112
    David Cameron says:

    I have every faith in William Hague. He’s a great Foreign Secretary.

    10, 9, 8…

  58. 114
    Slotgob says:

    My Tony is a hero who’s loved the world over.

  59. 115
    Smokey Bacon Rancheros says:

    The gusset of Watsons underpants has undergone a detailed examination including the use of Gas chromatography mass spectrometry technology

    after analysing the results, experts have concluded he is mainly comprised of farts and filth (generic)

    • 118
      South of the M4 says:

      Should have wopped with Nuclear Magnetic Resonance. That would have stirred him up. Although I am sure right now at lunch he is having some high pressure liquid
      chromatography.

  60. 120
    NotW_scumbag says:

    The difference between then and now as guido well knows is that nulab doesn’t have to suck up to Murdoch atm.

    A pox on the dirty digger and all his despicable works.

    • 126
      Engineer says:

      They might regret that in the run-up to the next election.

      Choose your friends wisely, and your enemies even more wisely…

  61. 128
    streamfisher says:

    Well that’s the good old BBC for you, many’s the time when at the local having a pint early doors after work, 6 o’clock news comes on and they are telling us all about these weapons of mass destruction which the general census of opinion in the pub was; evidence extremely flimsy or clutching at straws.
    1.) A model aeroplane that was supposed to be capable of destroying Nicosia.
    2.) A supposed mobile chemical poison sprayer that turned out to be a weather station.
    But the BEEB and Alastair Campbell fooled the lot of you didn’t they Suckers! and who turns up now, non other than the Liar in chief Blair.

  62. 139
    G Brown says:

    Anybody want to splooge splooge in my bot bot?

  63. 143
    A Bigoted Bigot says:

    Guido is Andy Coulson’s Nancy boy. Fact!

  64. 147
    Rat's arse says:

    Nice to see that Tom Watson appeared to be sober in the House of Commons when he asked his utterly futile question this afternoon. What is it with these loud, fat, moronic, Labourite piles of shite? They give mental health sufferers a bad name.

  65. 149
    Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

    Right, so that’s 100 dough balls, five pizza margherita, a loaf of garlic bread and twelve chocolate fudge sundaes.

    That’s lunch for me sorted then.

    • 156
      East Hull Electorate says:

      Has anyone ever called you a fat useless Huhne?

      • 160
        Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

        Fattery Flattery will get you nowhere. Pass that bag of chips !

        • 191
          Cyril Smith says:

          I could eat you under the table. And I don’t need to resort to puking it up afterwards.

  66. 153
    Desperate Dan says:

    If New Labour think that the Metropolitan Police was so corrupt under Sir Ian Blair why didn’t they sack him? And why are the Guardian employing such a charlatan?

    Labour MPs are so stupid they don’t know the difference between malicious allegations and concrete evidence. They’re as stupid as BBC journalists.

    • 166
      Stench says:

      The BBC have journalists? Whatever next, they are impartial and do not ignore alternative views outside of the liberal left, statist paradigm?

      • 196
        I beg to differ says:

        Yes. look you have to understand Marxism first. When you want to subvert something you change it, but you keep calling it by the same old name. In effect, you relabel the thing that you have newly introduced. Then a degree of double think kicks in, and people keep calling the new thing by the old name until they forget that there has ever been a difference.

        So a propagandist becomes a journalist.
        A Marxist becomes a Conservative, and so on and so on.

        Incidentily, people should realise that the false right/left paradigm (i.e. it deson’t exist – there is only the state vs the individual) applies to the media too. Newscorp are as big a bunch of bastards who hate your free guts as much as anyone at the BBC does.

  67. 154
    Bored says:

    Does anybody really give a fuck?

  68. 158
    Desperate Dan says:

    According to New Labour, government select committees are utterly useless and no enquiry they carry out can be considered as anything other than a total waste of time. So they should be scrapped.

    • 162
      Desperate Dan says:

      And the police are rubbish as well so let’s scrap them as well.

    • 165
      Albi Here says:

      We know Liebour wasted 13 years in power,have they just proved it.

      • 168
        Hard Hearted Hannah says:

        New Labour have just demonstrated in the HoC that they are a total waste of space. They still haven’t got over losing the election. They just can’t stand it. They’ve spent half an honour like a stuck record repeating rubbish over and over and over again.

  69. 161
    Albi Here says:

    Just turned over to the parliament channel,can somebody tell me who won the General Election in May,was it the Libdums or the NewCons,as the front row appears to be full of Libdums did they win the election.

  70. 163
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “If newspaper investigations kept to the letter of the law more scandal would go uncovered”? o.O

  71. 169
    Caz says:

    So this labour crew are baying for a re-investigation into NOTW hacking, about which the NYT has now issued a statement saying that it does not have any new evidence, but they won’t support calls for a Coroner’s Inquiry into Dr David Kelly’s suspicious death.

    Why is that? It couldn’t be because they are afraid what it might reveal about alastairc and bliar, could it?

    As they were in government so they are in opposition, all hot air and trivia.

    And where’s gordon? I thought he was supposed to be in the HoC today? Don’t tell me he’s still hiding in the loo!

  72. 172
    Jonty Pryor says:

    Same old Tories

    Five men, including two former councillors, were jailed today for their parts in a failed postal votes scam aimed at getting a Conservative Party candidate elected in the 2005 general election.

    A judge heard that a newspaper investigation and police inquiry unearthed a plot to try to get Tory candidate Haroon Rashid elected in the marginal Bradford West seat using hundreds of fraudulent postal vote applications.

    • 175
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      “two former councillors” … jealous of those of us who have been elected at some point in our lives are you?

    • 189
      touchy pali says:

      “A judge investigating vote-rigging in Birmingham’s local elections has ruled there was widespread fraud and has ordered new elections.
      Election Commissioner Richard Mawrey QC upheld allegations of postal fraud relating to six seats won by Labour in the ballot of 10 June last year. ”
      Thank god Labour don’t do Fraud as well ????

    • 217
      Anonymous says:

      What a surprise… an ethnic’s involved!

      • 258
        Get real with the b'st'rds says:

        As I recall Blinky only got his 800 or so majority when the postal vote was counted …or recounted….or thrice counted…….didn’t he?

  73. 174
    Tune in, turn off says:

    Parliament channel back on with the same line up of clowns, fraudsters, cheats, liars, thieves and self satisfied smug faces, beaming out their pomposity, that we endured last time .
    I give up on Politics.

    • 201
      I beg to differ says:

      don’t give up. Imagine those same smug faces atop arrow-patterned prison garb; channel your anger, use it to get the truth to the people, and one fine day, your dream WILL be a reality.

    • 221
      Nuthin to see 'ere..move along please ladies an' gennelmen ! says:

      The Labour side obviously weren’t getting the message judging by the number of times May in best Head Girl mode had to repeat the same old mantra again and again. At least the “Beast of Bolsover”(sadly diminished from his heydey)cut through all the hypocritical crap coming from the Labour benches and actually said what this was all about…getting Coulson the sack and damaging Dave for party advantage

  74. 176
    Not only did the Nazis get the Trains running on time but they still appearto be in charge ! says:

    WTF !!!

    http://uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3359792

  75. 180
    Nina says:

    Labour and the BBC are concerned about this issue and claimed that the public want to know which phones have been tapped. Personally I don’t care if Shagger Prescott has had his phoned tapped.

    On Friday the BBC reported the story of one man who stole houses owned by others, using bogus claims for unpaid building work. County courts only required a one page form to be submitted before court proceedings were issued for sale of the property. No evidence was necessary and the perp had changed the service address on Land Registry, so the owner never received court papers.

    Now THAT story should take up half of BBC news and Labour should answer the question of how they made the rules so easy for fraudsters. County courts can’t be sued in this matter, only Land Registry.

  76. 187
    Greychatter says:

    Andy Colson, William Hague – all a smoke screen to cover up the Left and Labour’s lamentable record and their pathetic efforts to find a new leader – pity some of those trying to cause trouble for this Government have never done a proper days work in their luxurious lives.

    Leave the Government to get on with the job of sorting out Labour’s Mess – the country is sick to death of these Left Wing Idiots!!!

    For “Crying out loud” Shut up and go away.

  77. 202
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    William Hague is an “In gay man”
    Sorry, thats just his favourite position

    • 209
      The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

      Appen I will be on a Simon Cowell show very soon

      Singing
      “Im coming out and want T’world stage to know”
      Alan Duncan will be on bums
      Ay oop, Im getting a bit fed up with all these “intern”al investigations
      I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE YOUNG GAY BOY THAT I SHARED A BOUTIQUE HOTEL BEDFROOM WITH”
      As we say say in Headingley
      New balls please

  78. 203
    NotW_scumbag says:

    Tom Watson in HoC :

    Claim number one: There is no new evidence. There is.
    Claim number two: People were cleared by the media select committee. They weren’t.
    Claim number three: A single rogue reporter was responsible. He wasn’t. The inquiry heard that a second News of the World reporter, Ross Hall, transcribed illegally-hacked phone messages. He has not been interviewed by police.
    He sent the now notorious email to News of the World chief reporter Neville Thurlbeck, reporter number three, who has not been interviewed by the police.
    Last week, former News of the World reporter Sean Hoare testified that his bosses instructed him to hack phones whilst he worked for the paper. He has not been interviewed by the police.
    A fourth reporter, Sharon Marshall, confirmed to the New York Times that she witnessed phone hacking whilst working for the News of the World. As far as we, she know not been interviewed.

    Last week, News International confirmed that a sixth reporter has been suspended for alleged phone hacking.

  79. 204
    grobdj says:

    Whilst I agree with others on this blog that Guido got it wrong over Hague and Myers, the affair has drawn fire from some interesting quarters, particularly Rod Liddle in this weeks Sunday Times

    Giving Guido some stick is one thing, but calling us bloggers untalented, embittered and vacuous is not the sort of sweeping generalisation you would expect from someone who clearly regards himself as intellectually superior

    • 213
      Blogger Mr Poo says:

      I like to talk about poo

    • 224
      waste of paper says:

      Can honestly say I never heard of this Liddle as I don’t buy or read newspapers and haven’t done for years,tv and the newspapers in this country have lied and lied for years ,thank goodness for the Internet

      • 230
        NotW_scumbag says:

        Liddle is a retarded scumbag who has cheerfully taken the murdoch shilling to enable him to bang any totty that doesn’t find him utterly repulsive.

  80. 207
    Jimmy says:

    “Guido’s money is on him staying.”

    That’s him fucked then.

  81. 214
    QWERTY says:

    I wonder how many journalists from the BBC, the Guardian and Independent have used dodgy means to get info? Have any of them paid plods for info?

  82. 219
    "Everyone knows journalists break the law to get stories" says:

    so that makes it all right then. LOL!

    bit harder to explain why the journalist was jailed for it if it doesn’t matter and why the same standard shouldn’t be kept for the rest of those hacked ?

  83. 222
    Anonymous says:

    Look like Boris is going to quit as London Mayor, seems he wants to become the next conservative leader. He is going to use present government cut as the reason to quit.

  84. 226
    John Yates says:

    Haven’t you noticed? It’s really me Labour’s undead want to destroy. Why??

  85. 236
    Harriet Harpy Harm-Man says:

    He did it! He did it! Get him, kill the man! Kill all men! Kill them all!

  86. 238
    JMT says:

    The Coulson thing is BBC arse covering. When the Tories scrap/reduce the TV Poll Tax next year, all the luvvies will be crying that the horrible baby-eating Tory bastards did it out of spite.

    Of course it has totally slipped Lefty/BBC minds that Fatso Watson used roughly the same words as Coulson when confronted over his part in Damian “Poison” McBride’s downfall over Draper/Labour List.

    The ConLibs will not lose much sleep. Coulson’s a big boy, no-one really knows who he is, no-one really really gives a shit who he is, the NOTW sells well, and Labour masturbation over Coulson simply detracts attention from real government activities. Just a re-run of the McBride thing – for political-twitchers only.

    • 256
      Susie says:

      What can the BBC do? They’re too thick and up themselves to understand ‘their’ funds can be switched off or diverted as easily as I turn off the radio or switch channels every day.

      Go on strike? They’ve forgotten that if they’re off the air, they are silenced. Perhaps people will realize they don’t really need the BBC for the news or anything else really.

  87. 240
    Stan Butler says:

    Coulson should sue for slander. Sue every fucking piece of left wing shit from the Guardian, BBC, Observer and Labour party. He’ll walk away with thousands. I wonder why he isn’t suing? I would if I was not guilty.

  88. 241
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    So now we’re at the “Rupert Murdoch controls the Metropolitan Police” stage of the Coulson conspiracy theory.

    Go for the double whammy and elect Balls, MiliE or Burnham as leader please, we can call September 2010 the month they decided to be totally inelectable.

  89. 242
    MB. says:

    I find it difficult to understand how all these people are admitting to having their Voicemail “hacked”. This is not any very sophisticated hack (from all the reports), they are only able to access the Voicemail because of the stupidity of the owner of the phone. I would suggest that anyone who has their Voicemail hacked is not suitable for being in any position with any responsibility.

    • 248
      try again says:

      it’s illegal and carries a jail sentence however much you try to pretend otherwise

      as the NOTW journalist who went to jail if he thinks those he hacked are the stupid ones

    • 263
      Anonymous says:

      whats your password mb

      • 267
        MB. says:

        But if I used something like “PASSWORD” as my password then I would not go around admitting that someone had “hacked” into my account. Anyone using Voicemail and leaving the access PIN number set to the default is not fit to hold any responsible position because they probably do the same with other things. I certainly would not go around telling the press that I had been so stupid.

  90. 245
    why this won't go away says:

    3000 phone numbers

  91. 247
    Anonymous says:

    Blair and Campbell now Cameron and Coulson. What’s changed?

  92. 254
    JC says:

    Just Go and go now back to the dead tree press where you belong!

  93. 257
    Lover of Liberty says:

    I find it amusing that Alan Johnson is now complaining of interceptoins as his government is responsible for passing The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 which allows many thousands of people to interecept email and phone calls for the most trivial of reasons.

    I suppose this blog may even be vulnerable to shut-down under the Digital Economy Bill pushed through in the wash up this year.

  94. 259
    Anonymous says:

    Is there actually anyone in this country who is not corrupt? I don’t care which political party Coulson is alligned to. If as you claim, he ‘is as guilty as sin’ then he should be properly investigated & if evidence is found, charged – just as others involved have. Maybe you think a couple of scapegoats is enough & Coulson is above the law?

  95. 260
    Sandy says:

    If Coulson had been a Blair employee would you all still be standing up for him?

    Mind you, I do despair of New Labour’s education policy with more than 50% of people here unable to spell and unable to form a coherent sentence.

  96. 264
    Cassandra King says:

    The left have proven themselves to be lowlife scum of the kind you scrape off your shoe, again and again they use the methods of the gutter that would make a hungry sewer rat appear to be of the highest moral virtue.
    The left combine a poisonous nature with stunning stupidity and ignorance, this is not the 90s when they could use their MSM mouthpieces to spin lies and whispers and smears into a web to catch the tory government.
    In the 90s the public trusted what they were told by the MSM and the smears and lies spread by the left were believes, now however the public no longer believe the MSM and after years of AGW lies and fraud we trust the MSM as far as we could throw fatty Prescott.
    The political left are simply acting out of instinct, they have no policies that they can sell to the public, they simply pile on the smears and filth and lies and hope the mud sticks to their enemies it worked in the 90s and being so unimaginative and dull they think it will work again.
    The left will use its political mouthpiece the BBC and left wing rags like the Gruaniad/indy and of course the political equivalent of the Beano for retards who can barely read without dribbling on the pages, the Mirror.
    Becoming a scum sucking pig would be a mighty step up the ladder of life for most leftist politicians, a step they could not take if their lives depended on it.
    What makes the lefts job so easy is the fact that the tory regime are so easily corrupted by the trappings of power and in the toilet bowl that is the tory party its the unflushable turds that cling on to the last leaving a stinking mess that only gets worse over time.

  97. 265
    Anonymous says:

    So, forcing an innocent young man out of his job is legitimate… but investigating this deeply sinister phone tapping affair isn’t?

    Some funny priorities you’ve got there, Guido…

  98. 266
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    Any fear of Labour coming up with any policies in the near future. Soundbites and smears are not enough. The party of Campbell and Balir would do well to forget Coulson as they have little scope for faux moral outrage.

    As for Lord Pisspot of Renta Quote, class traitor and all round fuckwit,the sooner he becomes party treasurer the better .Tat might get him off the tv and out of the papers.Anything to shut him up.

  99. 268
    DocRichard says:

    “Everyone knows journalists break the law to get stories.” Everyone except Andy Coulson, that is.



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