While she may be getting regular slots on Sky News and the Today program, “freelance journalist and Labour Party activist” Sally Bercow must know she has really made it when Chinese news channels are animating her colourful past…
Can anyone translate?
The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Sucky sucky 5 dollor
“Silly Sally Fishborrocks, concubine of resident Parliament Dwarf John Berkowski has been seen dlunk again in the company of Lord Ashtons personal Media Whore and loom sharer, Iain Dale “
Leave Aunty Dale alone.
One minute you are posting on her site and the next minute you are slagging her off here.
You really are a two faced slag sometimes OH.
He is, but one of his faces is a mask.
You bugger!
“Just reading through the names of this Chinese team is making me feel hungry”
The Chinese translation is as follows:
‘See mrs Sally. She has many mark on her body where people touch her with bargepole. But she is brave woman. No handicap. Mrs Sally troll London Underground for many years where she give free oral sex with 30% of population of London. 70% London people own bargepole. After sex she calls man next day but he too touch her with bargepole. Soon after ten years of underground oral sex she meet very nice dwarf. Many people think he is midget but even in China that is not PC. No. he is dwarf. Soon Mr Dwarf marry Ms Sally. Mr Dwarf does not have bargepole. In China we say mamahuhu man. Today Mrs Sally continue tradition. Now she dress like Ann Widecombe and go to underground where she has very much oral sex. Still has problem with people who touch with bargepole. In England these are qualifications to join Labour Party and become MP. Meanwhile in England bargepole sales up 300%.’
I tried it on with that Guido Fawkes, but it seems he’s a homophobic poof…
I’m off to see The Wizard of Oz. It’s musical theatre and stars Judy Garland.
this Sally reminds me or a certain Mrs Fawkes I met in my drunken days when at Uni, omg that was a dirty girl!!!!!
Dale loves it!
He takes it like a true bitch in much the same way as his political heroes love to treat the rest of us.
Dale’s just a braindead mouthpiece for any press release Osborne or Cameron gives him.
You omitted his silly juvenile political spin. He’s not good at it I grant you. Perhaps that is why he failed to become an MP.
As awful as his verbiage is he still couldn’t make it as a Con MP.
I’d just like to add that Alan “Coo-eee” Duncan stating that he is “100% behind William Hague” is really not helping matters
Made the rest of the “Any Questions” team sound like complete losers the other week, though. Not difficult, I grant you, but a sterling performance nonetheless.
Iain and Sally are great together on the sofa.
Aren’t you people awful, hounding a good woman and her rich dwarf, I’m never visiting this site again (etc etc ad nauseam).
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbastarddddddddds.
It is worth watching her to see what the rich, stupid and arrogant guardian reading types in society really do think… goes a long way to explaining how labour keep winning some seats no matter how much they destroy the country.
Doesn’t it make you want to emigrate and deny the fuckers your tax?
I dunno about that – I reckon the rich Guardian types know full well that they’re full of shit but if they spout that to one of their dumb, idle fuck constituents it can be made to sound nice.
They may care about increasing everyone’s well-being, they may do; just as long as theirs goes up first and remains constant.
There’s some bullshit Matrix xhambers action taking the Treasury to court (or attempting to) because it discriminates against women – no mention, therefore, that women have been disproportionately benefiting for ages. Pay it back, bitches, pay it back!
No wonder she had to marry Bercow. My man says that Nadine offers a 2 for 1 at that price.
I like hard hard cock up my arse and I’m sure Sally does too.
we know you do William
Well Fatty Fawkes, have you had the boob reduction surgery in France?
Send her one of my pizzas you overweight hypocrite.
There is a real corruption at the heart of British politics. I’m not saying this is unique but I think it is something we could improve.
Blogs like this make lots of money for their owners but what do they do for me & thee?
Exposing the hypocrisy is great for me!
William Hague and Sally Bercow were made for each other.
Oh, the soap is to stand on!
Fie dorrah suckie and fuckie. Love GI looooooong time. Very crean.
Wuv u long dime.
Ok – here we go…
The old Lib MP Cyril Smith passed away today aged 82 (who says stuffng yourself with chips and pies doesn’t lead to a long life – there’s still hope for your century yet Prescott you fat bastard).
Anyone remember the stories knocking about around 25-30 years ago about his supposed penchant for spanking young boys – I heard them from a fairly senior civil servant at the time.
Yup. Common rumour in t’Rochdale, ducky!
was he an arse bandit?
He was massively overweight.
But, as we all know, fatness is never the fat person’s fault – there’s always some “medical reason” (other than eyes too big for their stomach).
Cyril? More of a “disciplinarian”….
http://postmanpatel.blogspot.com/2008/02/uk-elites-and-their-prediliction-for.html
good job I’m not famous.
Good job there were no digital cameras or CCTV when i were a lad.
Lol, Me to.
Me 3
Fingers crossed.
Any chance of some original content? 4
Good job you are still a nobody now.
Translation
“Blonde slag meets midget
She gets drunk, marries midget, “has” baby
Me show you good time
You want salt vinegar on that”
I confirm that this translation is ture and accurate.
It’s not in Mandarin, and apart from Grimelords translation I could also hear
‘ had enough cock at university to put a handrail round the college green’
and
‘..national disgrace..’
The language is Cantonese. Your local chinkie takeaway will translate this.
When ze seagulls follow ze trawler, it is because zey smell fish…
In this well battered fish
Sally smells of fish, too.
He’s got £20 million… he can afford to buy £4 million quid’s worth just with the advance.
Any chance of some original content? 6
Even Lady Dale is more of a woman than sally is
More Than a Woman?
Its a tapping of prescotts food order ( The audio)
That’s Fawkes on the right at 37 seconds.
But surely someone with a 2:1 from Cambridge would never behave like that!
Someone with a 2:1 from Cambridge should just have gone to The New University in ZanuLuton – twinned with LaWhore.
If it ain’t 1st your political career is burst.
She hasn’t got a 2:1 from Cambridge, she dropped out before she was chucked out.
Oxford, not Cambridge.
you want sore finger on fish n chips?
Hurhur
regular slots
fnarr fnarr
It’s the irregular ones which get you in trouble.
I wanna get my ‘ed round more Balls!
Any chance of some original content? 7
Roughly translated, it says;
Blonde who velly flendly with boys keep testing the goods till find midget with MPs salary. Then blonde have velly velly nice house and many riches at taxpayer’s expense to plovide cleche for babies.
Not that I can speak Chinese, I just looked at the pictures.
I am President of the Speach Impediment Association (mulit-million pound quango)
I am werry worried that you are all becoming wacist..
And making fun of me….
That is why I must be bwetter…
And lead Zany Labour to Victory…
Me jiggy-jiggy in alley
Me love you long time
Freelance for Labour, eh? Bet that means she swallows.
I’d buy that for a dollar
Only if she takes her teeth out first.
They’re not her teeth then.
Monkey say Sally right old slapper.
Either Squeaker’s consort is a constitutional office that has somehow previously escaped us or the silly bint should shut up.
In recent years anyone who is in parliament, or works for someone who is, is deemed a ‘reliable source’, someone with their “finger on the button” and an all round media whore.
There are no boundaries any more. Sky, BBC and the useless and partial print media just love this state of affairs. They get to ‘own’ their contributors in much the same way as Dale is owned by the media machine to add a sense of ‘gravitas’ to their ‘reports’.
Makes you want to weep.
How classless is that!
in her youth, gets drunk out of her skull and then meets lot of guys before she finds a midget and has 3 kids. ok they didnt use the word midget but the footage says enough
Any chance of some original content? 8
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I believe it refers to her long nights of whiff whaff with Bonkers.
Basically…. Sally Bercow (aged 40) looks a bit like Kiera Knightly. Sally lost her job recently because she claimed to have an Oxford degree she does not have (she left before graduating). When Sally was young she used to go drinking to the point of falling off chairs. She would often be so drunk she would miss her tube station and have to catch a taxi. She used to go to bars a almost nightly when she was working in advertising in the 90s and men would buy her drinks and she would go back to their place drunk and have sex. She is now married to a politician with whom she has 3 children and she now wants to go into politics. Her motives for revealing all this is that once she is in politics this may come out and she wants everyone to know now rather than be outed by others.
She should have just crossed her fingers and hoped for the best.
better still, she should have crossed her legs.
Any chance of some original content? 9
She should have crossed her legs !
Damn you Chas Dickens !
She’s hardly thinking of her children – will they appreciate her candidness qua wanna-be politica, or despise her self-abuse as a former slag?
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend but i wouldnt touch that with yours Guido Fawkes .
Ps More money for the BBC so they can employ to talant like me
Ker Ching !!!
Don’t hate her because she’s slept around a bit – no harm in that.
Hate her because she’s a vile deficient woman whose politics leave a lot to be desired and who is married to an utter creep.
In a nutshell !
If it wasn’t for women like Sally most of you losers would never get laid.
Too True, I confess, I would do her!
She is a MILF
A 3 Pinta
591 Taxi
says the superstud.
*coughs* *bows* *waves*
Just fuck off you vacuous slag.
I have finally completed my book. It has 575 chapters and is 43 million words long. The title is “My Journey: I originally came up with the title ‘A Journey’ first but Tony stole it just like he stole my right to be prime minister, so I’ve had to call it ‘My Journey’ instead, which I think is actually a far better title than ‘A Journey’”.
‘The Second Man’ would be rather witty…I’d send Gordon Brown fanmail if he did that.
How about ‘Wasted Journey’?
The word is he was going to call it “My Struggle” but his publisher’s German agent rather spoilt the plan by noting someone else had used it before.
Then again “Mein Fahrt” doesn’t sound like much of a winner either.
If you vote for Ed, i’ll give you head!
If you want cock vote Balls.
O/T (velly solly) but Jeff Randall has been reading Tone’s new book, and I don’t think he’s very impressed….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/7978588/Tony-Blair-has-rewritten-history-without-modesty-or-shame.html
Not exactly O/T Engineer.
sally and tony have something in common – they are both completely without modesty or shame.
And that’s why he’s my Hero.
Well of course milibliar is the absolute clone isn’t he?!
What a shame La Randall didn’t do a proper journalist’s job when the Huhne was PM.
Blair knew (apparently) that he was handing over the crown of succession to a Brown who he has described in his book as an unempathetic social retard, well nice to know that party politics come before subjecting this country and all its citizens to an unelected disastrous mong as P.M. Never mind Tony, just keep going to confessional.
Yes, saw the article and it’s excellent stuff.
And no, not O/T ‘cos Sally is also an excellent stuff. There’s a lot of it about, by all accounts.
Where was Randall’s journalistic backbone when it actually mattered?
“You know I have read Blair’s book and discovered that he is a vile, lying, hubristic twat”.
No shit, Sherlock
ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong iddle i poe
Dew leh no moh! (ask anyone in Gerrard Street.)
Hi , My names Max
Ditto (yawn).
Hey soldier boy! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Me sucky sucky only ten dolla!
10 dolla for a bj she a fookn slapper
Its all Chinese to me, no 69 pleease!
beef wif brocolli comin up soldier!
FUCK OFF STREAMFISHER.
Any chance you could spell “programme” correctly??
There’ll be questions in Th House after this.
Sweet ‘n’ Sour Chow Minges all round!!
They need to start a market on how many bloke’s she’s shagged…my bet is 1 a week for 10 years, at least 500…
Well Bliar, McTwat and Mandelsmongo managed to fuck an entire nation for 13 years, even old slapper Bercow can’t beat that.
Dopey leftie cow goes out gets pissed and throws up.
Dope leftie cow goes out again and gets pissed again, throws up in taxi
Dopey leftie cow goes out yet again, gets pissed, throws up and wakes up married to a midget
Dopey leftie cow gets pregnant (probably by John Prescott) whilst the Midget shouts at 650 mongs in an old building.
What a load of puerile, childish bullshit the comments section of this website is
Incipient racism, rampant misogyny and pretty disgusting sexual slurs written by people who were in many cases were in all probability affecting disgust at the homophobic and intolerant treatment of William Hague, Hypocritical nonsense.
It reads more like the pissed scrawlings of a bunch of overexcited adolescents on a dingy toilet wall than a politics blog.
Piss off Campbell.
You better hope you don’t meet me in a dingy toilet.
You can always have a refund and fuck off ?
make that pre adolescents
cretinous pre adolescents.
unimpressive spastic.
cretinous?
I do wish people on here wouldn’t make fun of the disabled. Mong, cretinous, spastic. Not nice at all.
Fuck off back to the Guardian then. You sound like the Coalition’s Word Czar in waiting.
Fuck you.
fuck you as well TAT
Bless! Do you need the url or are you just playing hard to get?
eh?
Exactly!
Now, now everyone. Head has spoken. True though. There hasn’t been much ‘content’ in this blog – mind you, this blog is about Sarry Bercowski.
Fuck off back to Labourlist.
I see they get a massive 0-5 comments per blog! Probably from the same person.
Mong!
yes
the amount of comment per new story is absolutely the best way to judge the quality of a site
one day this place might reach the dizzy heights of the X factor site or maybe mumsnet?
fuck off if you don’t like it you pompous prat
Oooooo….you bitch!
Yes, well, clearly the best way also to judge a party’s popularity (or lack thereof) isn’t in the ballot box.. That way we could have a never-ending red Tide of Labour Governments.
Ooh bliss for Mrs.Speaker and all her sucky friends.
Its all we have left they take no notice of anything political
Piss off with your faux outrage over to the Guardian or, if they won’t take you, the Samaritans.
it’s not faux outrage or outrage of any kind
just a bit surprised at the level of ‘discussion’ round here, given the profile of this blog I had thought it would be a little less crass and juvenile
Don’t play the Big Girl’s Blouse round here you fag.
Piss off and it will be
Nice one, Grouchy.
I defer to your translation, but I’m sure that’s not right.
They take more piss out of us than we do of them
You sound like Shag n Japs Prezza…
Not quite as bad as your grammar, spelling and punctuation however.
Unimpressed: did you write that with one hand?
Another typical moral grandstanding narccisist, geting off on their own puffed up self image as a ‘nice’ person. You, and people like you have no idea what is ‘the good’ and you are very far from nice. The good isn’t thinking that silly ‘racism’ is worse than murder, or ‘homophobia’ is a crime against humanity, or any of the other Gramscian mind control tricks used by you and your ruling class pals. What are you, BBC, local government, school teacher, or some other member of the ruling and ruining class? Back to the guardian with you where your sensitive feelings and totalitarian ethos will be protected by the bolshevik censors.
why bother ?
it’s just the same whining CCHQ pussy that has been spamming the site with “I’m never coming back here” and other rubbish since Guido broke the Hague story.
Excellent commentary on life in Britain today!
Nicely put.
….and you think the people we comment about, you know, the ones who destroyed the countries economy, took us into unnecessary and pointless wars, trampled on our civil liberties and introduced 3,000 new & largely pointless crimes, are any better ? Just a matter of perspective, dear boy.
Goodbye.
Not sure the “Labour Party Activist’ disclaimer makes it into many media intros as she plies her valued opinion around town.
Also, any word yet on peroxide induced intellectual impairment, as most blonde moppets gracing our screens seem to have been chosen for something other than their grasp of, well, most things.
She is so very common, common, common, with no saving graces either intellectual or physical.
Long legs?
So does a spider. It’s all relative.
Heh.. Any spider looks big when stood next to Johnny
I am the wife of John Berkowitz
That is why I am invited on TV programmes..
Another Hampstead by adoption…
Simples
And with a mother like he had, Rupert Murdock will publish the memoirs of my husband
Like he did for Mandy..
Cash speaks you know…
I go on telly faw five dollars, I love you lots.
Iain Dale goes on TV for free.
Iain Dale does a TV for free surely
Probably charges for TSs, though.
Heterophobes!
She’s getting more work now because she’s signed up to a pimp. She was freelance before.
I like a free lance! Well, in fact he’s not free, the GB tax payers are paying for him.
John Prescott learned Chinese when he was over there being an apologist. He can translate.
My name is John Prescott, or to use my Chinese name you gave me last time, Chin Tu Fat.
Mrs Bercow, or Dum Fuk, as you call her, is married to the Speaker of the house, Mr Tai Ni Dong.
She is a very important member of the team. She is a Twitter propagandist.Or as you say in your language a Stin Ki Ho. She is rated very highly in Labour circles and Chinese Communist party ones. I have heard the chairman refer to her as Kum Dum lady, So Dim.
I saw little john with long tall sally
john saw jules coming so jumped back in the alley…………
A slapper called Sally Thecow
Plied for trade on Burlington Row
Then she copped for a John,
A right midget mong
Now shes coining it in, in the House
Wirry Hague no radyboy he stick wirry up my chuff lots.
She looked quite attractive once in a photograph but now we’ve seen her so often on TV she’s actually a bit of a dog, and not terribly bright.
Bercow’s bitch looks like Dolph Lundgren.
she looks like a warthog with boils pulling faces
‘claps’
But Sally does keep wee John on his toes. Literally.
She made him
With the help of Mandelbaum…
What a disgrace all three of them are…
Take me up the booty, I’ll make you go sploooty sploooty.
As a reward for wiping my own bot bot, mummy says I can have fizzy lemonade with my din dins. Yay!
If Carlsberg did videos….
I wuv cock-up and balls. Vote for Ed and I give head!
Make ya holla’ fo’ a dolla’!!
Ooo. How un PC you all are. This blog is beneath me.
Don’t sit on your laptop, then.
Probably an iPad ‘with wings’
I prefer the clip of CGI Guido and CGI Dale fighting it out with their Louis Vuittons at ten paces. The bit where Guido chucks a Guinness over Dale and he fights back with a creme de menthe is priceless!
Hello Sally
I am wowwied about you…
Rupert published Mandy memoirs
So he will publish those of my husband…
Were is the nearest Std clinic. My gash is throbbing.
A throbbing gash you say? My boyfriend can’t help, sorry.
The dirty mare is no better than she ought to be!
What does stunted kike dwarf Bercow see in the seven foot, tranny-look-alike slag?
The Frankfurt Schools aim is to corrupt gentiles but in Sally’s case she managed it all by herself.
Excellent Sir
Hits the nail on the head…
But the game is not over yet…
I try to avoid taking a stand on the precise relationship between the materialist and transcendental methods.
A Huhne?
Where else is he going to get laid?
Berkowitz and Sally Ally are the rest of the dregs of New Labour
Mandy’s obscene legacy…
Simples..
I like a s*lag. I was forced to marry one and the s*lag is my media pimp. Now I am a s*lag.
John Bercow is g a y.
WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE
Good insight into the minds of the right leaning ‘intelligentsia’
Fuck off, Slag. cock muncher, gash, whore, fucking dog, whore, sucky fucky etc etc
this place is a total playpen, the web equivalent of a bunch of 2 year olds rubbing the content of their nappy on the walls in the hope of getting some kind of attention.
you could always piss off?
re sally…..mouthing off about others…….
hypocrite………
but aren’t they all?
Couldn’t agree more, old chap. Glass of sherry?
“rubbing the content of their nappy on the walls”
You sound like you fancy Bobby Sands! I didn’t care for him and I care for you much less.
Shit yourself for all I care. In your ‘dotage’ when all the money has run out you’ll have to clean it up!
Byeeeeeee
Bobby Sands was more famous for a hunger strike, he died with only cobwebs up his Arris
I well remember going to work at the time with an empty tupperware box – when asked about it I would say that I’d fallen out with the missus and she’d made me a Bobby Sandwich for my lunch…
kindly fuck off
Awwwwwwww diddums you can always go back to almost sharia law run CIF then you impotent left winger if you are sad that the world has passed you by.
Even the CIF muslims, converts and dhimmis don’t take you idiots seriously anymore but at least they will humour you.
God almichty, you are a crashing bore, unimpressed.
Lord Mandelson is not g a y. Fact.
Then why was he shoving his soapy sanke up my bot bot on a yacht ?
soapy snake
A sanke sounds good. A great big white,red and black fish.
I think he was worried about the words “sank” and “yacht” in the same sentence, MD’s G.
he definitely wasn’t worried about anal twats
@ cocks on a yacht
Jesus wept. These fuckers are in charge of your destiny. What a shower of shit this country has become.
If you put up with it you are as bad as they are and have nobody to blame but yourselves.
@unimpressed. You are g a y.
@unimpressed. It is friday. They all go a bit lala on a friday.
la la is gay,so is tinky winky
I am merely confused and celibate. eeek.
Remember what I said. Bread 3 quid a loaf by christmas,see how the libcon gets on then.
Plenty of flour about at the moment. Stock up on flour now so that you can make your own bread when it happens. Simple.
Not only will it cost you loads less it will be free of all those nasty additives.
A bread making machine is a great way to get into baking your own and they are dirt cheap now. The smell of fresh baked bread is worth it on its own.
There you go. That’s what sally needs to clean up her image. A breadmaking machine to make her look more domesticated, homely and wholesome!
Homely and wholemeal, surely….
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Organic spelt is where it’s at.
All very well 144 and 155 but you tell the great mong population and watch the dumb looks.
R.I.P. Sir Cyril Smith, apparently. There goes a larger than life character.
my hero my role model
My husband, MY cock.
Nope.
At least they can use the fork lift truck(hearse) for Prescot and Pickles and the rest of the fatties eating porkies in between telling them in the House of Porkies.
Always remember the old joke back in the 70′s about when Idi Amin died they would use his skin as a wet suit for Cyril Smith.
Other than that at 82 he has proved all the food nazi’s wrong.
Ahead of your time Sir, he died in 2003 in Saudi Arabia
Just in time then
What a tragedy, if only he could have adopted a more sensible dieting regime, he might have lived until he was 83.
this is the title translation
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1908/translated.jpg
Guido is g a y.
we all know you are william
Hilarious!
only at the weekend
Only when the missus loses another sprog.
Did she ever have a sprog in the first place? Quite convenient for Hague to raise, as it was, a false flag in times of need.
Lack of evidence and all that!
Cyril Smith was in no way fat
You can take my word for that
Nor was he a Liberal, a member of Parliament nor a confirmed battychelor
When I resign On Monday I will point out that as a bluff Northerner I believe in calling a SPAD a Ducky(or darling)
My wifes malfunctioning uterus should be of no interest to anybody other than the two of us or the millions of people that I have chosen to mention it to.
The matter is closed
Thank you
William Hague
So glad to see that after a troubled past, our Sally has bagged a man of true stature and elevation.
Ugh.
What are they saying on the video featuring sally?
I don’t think we want to know. Whatever it is, it isn’t about how intelligent, public spirited or clean living Mrs Squeaker is.
It makes you laugh when you think how she so pompously commented on Hague’s public response to his troubles yesterday.
First we had the foul mouthed mrs darling , now we have the even more foul mrs bercow. Says a great deal about the sort of people labour attracts into public life doesn’t it?
Politicians and the media – media whores, all of them.
Are you my daddy ?
You’ve tried the rest, now try the worst.
have you got anything younger in a male spad ?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sally you look like princes Di
Another slag who married a pointless midget from Eastern europe
Check your brakes
I still can’t work out why anyone would want to hack into prezza’s phone. All it would have told them is how many times a night he calls out for pizza’s and takeaways.
Same reason someone would want to hack into Hagues or Myers phone then break a massive scoop about it.
Why put an (unnecessary) apostrophe in “pizza’s” and leave it out on another plural “takeaways”?
Not only an ignorant twat, but also an indecisive one!
Careful, Colonel, sir.
Nell uses the apostrophe much like the Luftwaffe used the swastika.
Oh for crying out loud. You’re worrying about apostrophe’s whilst we talking about prezza’s multiple infidelities??!!
Why has Pauline stuck with him when he clearly didn’t fancy her, but did fancy loads of others??! Hmm?!
Oh Stop It Guido! I haven’t said anything that hasn’t already been said said about Prezza and his marriage of convenience already
Just Unmod me!!
Yeeha we’ve done the gaybo now let’s start with the Labour slags. Is she gay? Bets she is a dyke as well as bike.
fuck off
The bar for Sally Bercow has been set so low that her husband could limbo dance under those Trapped Peruvian miners
Thanks for the Hague story. IMHO you were right to let the world know he was sharing rooms with and over-promoting a handsome young man. Bravo Guido.
I piss on you common people.
I come back to Britain only when my friends in the Conservative party are in power.
Who else would be treated with such soft kitten gloves?! Only me I tell you. I am hero.
I am the sort of person the Conservatives like. That why I am back in London in Mayfair flat.
Fuck you, I own you.
I think your in for a suprise as Cast Iron Dave hasn’t had time to fill up the judiciary with his placemen ,even if your only going on trial in Oct 2011 that’s a very short time for him,suggest you be nice to the savior of the world maybe he can get his placeman to help ,of course you may need to give a few bob to his and hers new charidy
I don’t surprise. I know why I am in London. Case collapse. It down to your useless CPS. Not in public interest to continue case whenever it happens.
You see, as you say, lol!
If you happen to need a PM examination no questions asked, I’m your man.
I take your offer kindly. I don’t need you. I have fixers!
I could have sorted out this 17 years ago but need to escape so I can wait for time to pass.
Yeah! Well done Guido, you outed the slaggy dyke as a labour whore.
Bigot.
A-KREEEEEEEEEERRKK!!! (tweetle) RACIALIST!
Ann Milton’s a labour whore? My man had no idea!
The most offensive word ever is
L A B O U R
That’s a tad harsh.
I beg to disagree. In addition to LABOUR you should add Conservative and Liberal Democrat.
They’re all after personal glory, jobs, book deals, money, more money and more of YOUR money.
What is so hard to understand?
We both have a mutual interest in East African affairs so It is only natural that we shared a bed and chatted away long into the night
This is why Young Mr Myers was taken (roughly) on as a SPAD
As a bluff Yorkshireman I belive in calling a SPAD a SPAD
Appen
I will be making a statement on Monday
“bluff”? But master, you are buff!
Since the first photos appeared of Billy’s Boy, Chris Myers, I felt sure I recognised him – something very familiar – was it the chiselled face, the lustrous hair, the general posture ?
Only today, it’s come to me – turn the clock back about 30 years and think “Jeremy Thorpe”………
Wonder if Chris Myers has a dog called Rinka ? If so, I’d buy it a bullet-proof vest pdq.
Have a decent weekend all! Now that the nights are drawing in I fancy a spot of lamping tonight. Those conies are plump and juicy now the rain has let the grass grow.
Thought i’d watch the footy
Perv..
Perv.
Hope you took the terriers WW!
Ban The Burkos plural
How dare you !
Ban the fucking muzzies!
at least 6 times
Did Chris Myers confuse William Hague for Gail Porter?
not unless you think Hague has a massive pair of tits or she has a cock
Maybe Hague the Vague has both!
“Can anyone translate?”
Drunken, left wing, unemployed slapper, shags her way around England, before settling down with midget – my life, so soon, already – who is in an position to transfer UK tax payers hard earned cash, from their bank accounts, into his . . .
A sort of anglo saxon Carla Bruni with a “colourful” luv life.
Fucking slag.
pint of best and a ginger beer
best what ?
best cock in the west (of yorkshire)?
The Real Blair memoirs.
http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/false-memoirs-syndrome/
we are in Anti-Coalition mode and we will give air-time for John Prescott and the rest of the Liebour Rabble to demand a full judicial review to the NOW and Andy Coulson!
My man offers Coulson his full support (or at least as full as he can get the extra small size).
We put great value in John Prescott’s perceptive,witty and balanced political comments. He exemplifies the best of the BBC and represents great value for the licence fee.
Ah Dick Sniffin. My man told me you were too busy to keep us entertained, what with looking through those pictures of you with Martin Webster.
Football is crap. The sooner it’s brought down to the level of thuggery the better. My motto has always been: Forget about the ball, just kick the fucking man.
Football is the means to control the ‘working classes’ (everyone). It is deemed a control for the anger that many people have about how crap life is.
No wonder the various ‘sporting bodies’ are so feted by the media and, by association, the government.
Think about it. You are being used.
I thought about it. You are talking shite, numbnutz.
You prove the point perfectly.
Well done.
Dear Fu**ed Off you sound like your hatred of the beautiful game stems from the fact that you were shite at it at school and were therefore made to play in Goal. You have never got over it have you !
Pissed up slapper seeks redemption through poison dwarf?
utter shite
Where?
I think the gist of it is she had too much sake and ordered the “cream of sum young gi”.
She and a mate of mine got ejected from a taxi once in Kensington because she was giving him a gobble. He never saw her since. Classy.
I beg to differ. Fiona has assured me that she is a life-long Labour supporter and that alone justifies her salary in my view.
an amorous male couple with their arms around each other
#SNAP!#
it’s papped
and ready for a tabloid
I hope we can count on the support of our loyal viewers and licence fee payers in the the discussions we have with the Government about the level of the licence fee.
Well chief beeboid has just admitted that they have been guilty of a rabid left wing bias (as if we hadn’t noticed), but on a good note it seems they may be out on strike before long over the £2 billion pension shortfall, does that mean if service is not resumed as usual we get a rebate?
As a buisiness person may I suggest that we solve the beebs pension black hole by selling the corporation to an international commercial organisation.
Fox or murdoch come to mind.
Thereafter they have to make their living by being commericially viable.
Of course the hopelessly left wing biased news sector will have to be jettisoned.
Good Riddance. You’ll not be missed!!
As another business person may I suggest we solve the beebs pension hole by sacking people for gross misconduct, extraordinary credit transactions with private companies, nepotism and waste of license fee payers money, no pension payout required, just like Joe Soap the shelf stacker at Tesco who nicked a packet of Cornflakes
Nicking a packet of corn flakes is one thing, but promoting 13 years of CORN is another.
Mr Cameron stressed that he supported the BBC
He said: “The BBC is an important national institution. I want to see it prosper and succeed and be a fantastic cultural asset.”
He added that he was a “supporter of the licence fee”
Easy for them to say, none of those Huhnes are paying for it, or anything else come to that.
They are all full of shit. Lib, Lab or Con.
It’s a game the pol twats love to play because it keeps them in employment. The ‘protracted negotiations’ with respect to the licence fee keeps the twats on the BBC board in jobs too.
Break up the the BBC and start seeing real news.
“Fox or murdoch come to mind.”
If you have no mind.
If you have no mind. .. then just follow the lefty BBC propaganda…
Flied Lice anyone?
Hague !!?
Anyone speak chinese?
Of course you know who she needs.
Yes its prezza!! The Brain Drain of 2010!!
He was made an honorary fellow of shanghai university. He’ll speak cantonese or something won’t he??
Oh he only speaks ‘tracey rubbish’
Well what do you expect from labour!!
That’s easy for you to say, Coolie Boy.
Translation is:
“Bloody Hell! That Sally Bercow, she was a bit of a goer in her day, wasn’t she? And drink? I should say so! Like a bloody fish!”
Translates to: “I have not seen his blog before. This is disgusting. There is no doubt: the British people are miserable rabble. They are obsessed with sex. They can not write their own language correctly. Do not worry, stupid. Soon we will rule your country. You will be our servant. We will teach you good behavior.”
Rhowch eich pidyn hun yn eich anws enfawr hun!
‘Rhowch eich pidyn hun yn eich anws enfawr hun.’
Translates (putting this delicately to avoid moderation) as ‘Insert your male member in your own enormous back passage.’
Thank you very much Tachybaptus!
And mine’s a pint of Tomos Watkins, please!
My name is Sploooty McBooty
I like it nice and fruity
Need west ham chelsea tickets , Offers ?
What, GFM? They’re charging for that turkey shoot?
Damn – this could well be double figures…
Here’s the gist of it…
Whilst working at an advertising firm in the 90s, she loved after-work boozing, and regualarly copped off with younger males she met in bars for one-night stands. Only changed her lifestyle when she met her future husband etc etc etc…
I’m sorry to have to say but, methinks Guido will come to regret this particular weeks holiday. Eye off the ball and all that…
Morning windowlickers and anonymongs. Apparently a source close to Brown says he’s regained his confidence and is going to appear a lot more in the Commons from next week. Unlikely but if he does, it promises tons of comedy for us.
How long has Coulson got?
Can we get an ASBO to restrain Prescott’s mad ramblings – Ancient Sad Bastard Order?
I wonder how many Nokias have been hurled this week in the McDoom residence in reaction to the publication of Mr B Liar’s memoirs? Just as well no children were around to get hurt. Magda and her sons don’t live in North Queensferry with McDoom. She’s always either in London or Canterbury. Happy Shamily.
As you were lads and lasses.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308756/MPs-use-official-credit-cards-pay-council-tax-bills-watchdog-simplifies-new-rules.html#comments
Guido has not posted since 3.30pm Friday….
Is he padlocked inside a sports bag in a bath somewhere ?????????
I wouldn’t mind betting he’s doing a few bottles of Margeaux proud.
The last few years have seen some very good vintages…
Dear Supporter,
Your ballot papers for this crucial Labour leadership election should now be with you. As MPs in London, we wanted to take a minute to write to you to urge you to vote for ED MILIBAND as your first preference.
More than any other candidate, Ed Miliband understands the level of the change we need in our party to win back the millions of voters we’ve lost since 1997. He knows that one more heave of the New Labour mantras won’t cut it in this new political age.
Instead, Ed wants to refound our Labour Party and reconnect with the people — by placing liberty, equality, hard work and aspiration at the heart of our mission, by reshaping the centre-ground and by re-aligning our Labour Party as the new force of British politics.
To do that, Labour must have the courage to choose change — and Ed Miliband is the best, most credible candidate of change in this election.
With his campaigns for a living wage, for fairer funding in education, for a high pay commission, Ed Miliband has articulated Labour Party values better than any other candidate. He has listened to party members, reconnected with the grassroots and shown he can inspire at hustings in every corner of our country, including here in London.
And, crucially, polling shows that Ed’s policies are supported by the general public.
He has re-energised and re-united our proud party around a common purpose. That’s why members of Constituency Labour Parties in London, including Bethnal Green & Bow, Hackney South & Shoreditch, Tooting, Hammersmith, Islington South & Finsbury, Chelsea & Fulham, Greenwich & Woolwich, Ealing North, Holborn & St Pancras and Erith & Thamesmead, have backed Ed Miliband for leader — alongside many of the trade unions, MPs, MEPs, Councillors, candidates and affiliated societies that make up our movement. They know Ed will make the most effective Prime Minister, with real Labour values at his heart.
Now it’s time to make real our commitment to our values and get out the vote for Ed. Please be sure to vote for Ed Miliband with your first preference vote when your ballot paper arrives.
Thank you,
Guido Fawkes
Some things need no translation just watch the body language
Fawkes Blairs been pelted with eggs
Guido, where is your apology to Mr & Mrs Hague?
Blair gets a warm welcoming reception from the people in Dublin for his book launch / signing.
Haha… Heeheehee.. Hohoho
Oh, hang on a minute, am I (and every other British Tax Payer) paying for Blair’s “personal security team”?
“More positive aspect”? Sorry, run that past me again.. Nope, still not got it.
“Queuing to meet the Prime Minister”?! Surely you mean “FORMER Prime Minister” FFS?!
Rustygecko has got it about right, ie Sally was keen to “out” her spectacularly dissolite past before the press got going on it . Worth bearing in mind that Apple Daily proprietor Jimmy Lai is/was close to the Conservatives and a good friend of former HK governor Chris Patten.
Take care “Guido” not to get too rat or you may end up on Utube, you never know who that camera is pointing at, someone will out to get you now that you are becoming becoming “main stream” and are beginning to be more out in the open.
Easy blondes are big in Asia.
Everyone’s having a go at sally YET Max Clifford said almost exactly the same
I guess Max Clifford is too big, too powerful and will retaliate?
That’s bloody Cantonese – and it’s all ‘Irish’ to the Mandarin-speakers!