Sorry, Mrs Fawkes
Guido is currently on holiday in France at the maison secondaire, last night we had 10 for supper and Mrs Fawkes was not amused with the constant interruptions from the Blackberry, it was for her de ja vu (Prescott’s mistress in 2006 interrupted her holiday). Guido had to explain himself to our guests. The French expect their politicians to be virile and have mistresses so this situation was tres amusant.
Guido is using his Blackberry connection to blog from intermittently and the connection is intermittently crap. On the other hand the set-up Mrs Fawkes has created is as grand as Peter Mandelson…
Am off to the beach now…
wow first in.
ARGOS do posh tents these days, innit
I can make a tent under the bedcovers for Williams pleasure.
Not a very grand Louis 15th chair Guido! In fact tres ordinaire! On your money you could do better. Perhaps your stories would be more up to date if finished your very long holiday and came back into the real world.
i’m loving that!
Don’t forget to get your pole up & leave your flaps open.
Yak Yak Yak!
Collateral Damage – http://bit.ly/cNMX29
Nobody believes this ridiculous ‘wife’ charade Guido, the constant references to her and the kids? Come on, in all honesty do you expect people to believe thos pink bottomed youths ‘Rich and Mark’ were employed as ‘cartoonists’? Their ‘cartoons’ would seem to indicate otherwise.
Seen their pink bottoms, have we?
“your judgement is wrong on this one guido”
“this is disgusting gay bashing”
“I’m never coming here again”
[repeat at least 20 times under different monikers]
The sad sum of your dull and red faced posts makes you either..
A dribbling loon
or
a Labour drone
possibly both.
struck a nerve has it poodle ?
and why are you still here ?
you were one of the whining pussies using line 3
“I’m never coming here again”
Yet here you are.
Liar.
Don’t worry, we’re not so easily fooled.
My thoughts exactly.
Mrs Beardy Fawkes.
“I’m off to the beach now”
Nobody goes to the beach in the South of France — posh people swim in their lake, pool or one of the rivers or they dive into the sea from their yacht.
Depends on whether you regard Antibes as being in the South of France – or on another astral plane. Last time I was there it was mostly the latter, but I do recall seeing some long-haired chaps with interesting protuberances on their chests lying on the sand.
Site hits are rocketing up. So all the crying in the world isn’t going to make this story go away.
I guess the cap fits…
every Newspaper and News Bulletin in the country is covering it
sowwy!
Anyway of knowing how many hits these articles are getting?
You’re correct, but it’s helping the Andy Coulson story go away.
Tell you what, Guido, Walk out into the waves and just keep walking would you? There’s a good chap
If you’re so fucking bothered, why don’t you send Fawkes an E mail instead of showing everyone on this thread just how terribly fucking disgusted you are.
Are you in competition with other sadsacks to see who can be mote ‘upset’.
Wanker!
I’m more disgusted than he is! I’m *really* *really* disgusted, so stick that up your jacksy!
I am Spartacus
I AM SPARTACUS!!
I’m so shocked I’ve emailed all my friends with the url of this site so that they can see how shocking it is too.
Have they seen your pink bottom too, Mr Baboon?
I R wearing pants
I expect mr Hague is having a worse week if that is any consolation.
I like hard hard hard cock pumping cum in my arse.
Me andy boyfriend think that’s disgusting
Me and my boyf…
‘How well I remember that midnight when, bruised and battered from a run-in with Gordon, I retired to the sofa room with a bottle of Scotch.
Flicking desultorily through a jazz mag, who should I see draped languidly across the centrefold but my old flame, Audrey Wise. They don’t make ‘em like Audrey any more. What a trooper. Bangers on her like zeppelins. And such a lady. She was the only bit of Old Labour totty I ever honoured that drew the line at gnawing the ‘nana.
Phwoar. Bet you don’t get too many of those to the pound. Come and shack up with me, Audrey, you little minx.’
- T Blair, ‘A Journey’
Enjoy the holiday Fawkes
Too right. It’s fucking gorgeous here in Yorkshire. Have a gud, un, Guido. Seem to have knocked over a few sandcastles you fat bastard!
lucky bastard.
Its still hot in the south of france and all the french ants are back in their nest.
Beaches that were full a week ago will be empty.
(a nod to Edith Cresson there).
Could it be that the blog is crap and the connection intermittent?
Do you dribble before you shoot?
I can juggle 2 balls at once
So can I… In my mouth!
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who is not on holiday or a beach .
Ps More money for the BBC so they can employ top talent like me .
Ker Ching !!!!!
Go on Son!!
Would you like me to lap dance for you?
Only if you wear that rather fetching black lace up leather posing pouch.
Think it might be gentlemanly to apologise to Mrs. Hague, too.
I think Guido should reflect and maybe say sorry , But if it was true then he shouldnt , Where is the golden bullet ?
Think now most people agree that Guido had a legitimate question to ask over the circumstances surrounding the appointment of a SpAd paid a salary from the public purse, but unfortunately the media storm has been more about the sexual implications that surround that question. To try and quosh rumours about William Hague’s marriage, the FCO release a press statement containing some very personal details about his and Mrs. Hague’s troubles in starting a family. That must have hurt and offended her; she’s completely an innocent bystander in the politcs of this.
Sure, politics is a dirty business, and political spouses know that, but there are limits. I daresay that Guido has been surprised by the way this story has developed, and would did not set out to offend Mrs Hague, but as a consequence of Guido’s story, that’s what has happened.
Come on, Guido. Do the decent thing and apologise to Mrs Hague, at least.
apologise for what ?
not being a pathetic on-message drone like yourself ?
I doubt he thinks that is anything to be sorry over
If you can’t understand what Guido owes an apology to Ffion Hague for, you need to go away and grow up.
the so called “Ffion” rubbish is CCHQ public relations diversion bullshit only a fool couldn’t spot a mile off
which is why you are so happy to spin it so foolishly
nobody forced Hague to bring her into it
try again
Has Hague apologised to her for sharing a bedroom with his young spad so many times ?
Two men share a twin hotel room. Not so long ago, a very regular occurence with travelling sports teams. Does it automatically mean that if two men sleep in the same room, something of a sexual nature must happen?
You’re adding two and two together an making fourty-seven, and you know it.
Should Hague have shared a hotel room with an aide? Probably not, but as errors of judgement go, it’s pretty trivial.
Why did Hague appoint said aide to a post as a SpAd in the FCO, when better candidates were apparently available? That question hasn’t really been answered, and as errors of judgement go, this one is a bit bigger, but still not really earth-shattering.
As to all the sexual innuendo, it’s just that – innuendo, and it says far more about the people spreading it than about Hagues Mr or Mrs, or Mr Myers.
Do you really think Sir Alex Ferguson, a millionaire “sports team” member shares a room with the coach driver when Man Utd play in Europe?
So why does our millionaire Foreign Secretary think he should?
I can really see the Kremlin or Mossad saying “how prudent, he is saving £49.89 on the hotel bill”
Go back to the cold war. This kind of stuff cost the lives of our servicemen and decimated British industry as Cambridge educated MI5 poofs handed over what ever they could lay their hands on to Soviets in exchange for not exposing their little “pecadillos” to their bosses or the newspapers.
For what? For pointing out William Hague’s lack of judgement?
It wasn’t Guido who brought up all the stuff about the miscarriages. That was William Hague going for the sympathy vote to ensure that he will keep his job – no matter who else loses theirs. Any apologies due should be from William Hague – to his missus for being a t*** & to the taxpayers for being a troughing t*** & wanting a third SpAd at their expense.
Do fuck off Engineer. You sound like someone’s embarrassing dad.
Pointing out Hague’s lack of judgement in appointing Myers as a SpAd – fair enough.
Using sexual innuendo to draw attention to the story – out of order on the basis of the published “evidence”.
But if the spad was appointed because William was bumming him then the fact that William was bumming him is relevant.
Old Holburn, u used a bad example, Alex Ferguson does indeed share a room during away trips to European matches, not with the coach driver, but the assistant manager Mike Phelan. People in Manchester have been saying this for years.
He should apologise to me first.
For what? Taking it up the arse during ur uni days!
the spad quit
Maybe cos he’s a chicken.
Like Gordon Brown, he finds it very difficult to apologise.
It wasn’t GF who brought up the miscarriage stuff.
Hague has done himself and his fragrant wife a disservice by bringing it up. Cry me some crocodile tears big boy!
Only after you’ve removed your from Balls and co.
Silly troll.
Watch out for those pesky Icelanders and their big harpoons, won’t you.
Guido
Is Mrs Fawkes aware that on occasional business trips you have …er… slept with men? I am told you had gay experiences ala Portillo in your youth.
Care to comment?
Are you entertaining the father of your children?
Careful you don’t get mistaken for a beached whale!
Don’t try to shift the blame onto your gormless assistant.
or sleep with him and pay him £30,000 of taxpayers money
The French are utter hypocrites. The only reason they think their politicians are so pure is because the press there aren’t allowed to report on any indiscretions the aformentioned politicians commit. Hence why they know so little about Carla Bruni’s “colourful” love life. Their politicians are just as bad as ours, if not worse!
Enjoy the rest of your holiday, Mrs Fawkes.
The politicians in france are a hell of a lot worse.
I’m under the impression that the french word for “nepotism” has positive connotations, not negative.
A story where a politician gives a close friend a plum job, would not be a story at all.
Anthony Wedgewood Benn’s niece etc
Carla has no tits
Yeah but I would still bone the French fancy
I wanted to be the first to comment-11th ain’t bad though
Looks like you can’t even get that bit right!
That weren’t my fault,comments were comin in too quick
Some ‘quality time’, eh? Whatever the fuck that might mean.
……
As opposed to Quality Street.
STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Damn! I lost 6 places as I was writing that shit!
Dont scare the other people on the beach
The BBC have been very interesting today, normally anything to do with homosexuality is given a free pass (ignored) bu tof course it’s a Tory so it’s fair game.
There have been rumours for years about Bliar and Brown’s alleged homosexuality, yet not a mention on the BBC. Even though t the BBC knew Mandelson was a homosexual no one was allowed to mention it until someone outed him on Newsnight.
I look forward to the BBC being quite so interested in the next Liebour politician who enjoys the back door entry.
I am frankly amazed by this William Hague story. Yes I heard rumours that the guy was gay but I didn’t believe it and I have heard rumours about most politicians, frankly, at one time or another. EVEN IF HE WAS, this would be a very trivial story and something which was purely between Ffion and William Hague. Even the ‘public interest’ elements of the story – Spads chosen because they are young – is marginal.
Yet opposite this on the blog every bloody time is a picture of the raving homosexual Mandelson. Sorry to go on about it but the dubious things he has got involved in – Russian aluminium oligarchs, false morgages, resigning twice.
I’m not sure I could do it withouth slitting my wrists in despair, but perhaps someone could produce a list of all the personal, sexual and homosexual corruption of Labour (and the Lib Dems, let’s not forget Mark Oaten). You would have to include:
Ecclestone
Hinduja
John Prescott and Tracey
David Blunkett
The Sith Institute
Ron Davies and his ‘badger spotting’
The bloke who photographed himself shagging a prostiture in the Palace of Westminster on Remembrance Day, but was too drunk to remember
The list goes on. Yet the lefty BBC, who we now know Mark Thompson says was prejudiced against Mrs. Thatcher, seem to let much of that go by (‘boys will be boys’). This Hague story is just a bit of a ‘fail’ but Guido, yet it’s the one thing they’ve picked up on…
how much is the taxpayer paying for this young unqualified Spad to sleep in bedrooms with Hague ?
Less than in two bedrooms, dumbo, and a complete pittance compared to Derry Irving’s wallpaper and the billions upon billions wasted by Labour.
As I recall Irving’s wallpaper was for a state owned building. Irving is gone, the building is still there, as is the wallpaper and it will remain there for many decades.
Hardly the same thing as having the taxpayer fund your catamite.
John Prescott won’t be attacking Hague, that’s for sure!
you never know. Depending on the outcome of all this he could guffah and proclaim:
“all this trouble and he didn’t even get his end away.
The only thing Prescott attacks these days is massive lunch…on Lords expenses that is
Totally agree.
Perhaps Guido’s batting for the other side now.
Go easy on Hague yeah, it is boring, dirty and you just come over as some kind of weirdo zealot.
Prescott was provenly shagging some bird on his office desk at work with all his staff outside… did you make such a meal of that?
Relax. What will come out, will come out in time, there is no need to terrorise families.
Actually Guido did make a fuss over the fat twat shagging slappers in work time.
But when was the last time the BBC mentioned it on air? Whenever the BBC mention John Major or Edwina Curry their relationship is brought up on the BBC (snigger snigger) but fatty Prescott shagging his way through half of Downing Street is not. why?
Maybe because Prescott’s chipolata bears no comparison with Major’s saucisson (allegedly).
Might have been a bit different if the bird was 24 at the time.
just reminding us that you’re straight as a die yourself eh guido?
If Guido does not apologise to the Hagues, he will forever be stained with the slur – not the Hagues. Who will believe him again?
Without an expression of regret, no-one can move on and it will always be an issue that Guido got it wrong and did not withdraw the offending innuendo. Simples.
guido was being breifed by mossad/mi5 who are disapointed with hagues stance towards israel/palestine.
Are you two simple?
I’m not. There probably was some dodgy stuff going with Hague and his friend just like there is with most poiliticans. MI6 keep a black book with the details of anything untoward involving our politicans use is to keep them inline.
What is Hagues stance on the Isreali/Palestine situation?
Very possibly M17.
Hagues stance is…being bent over
the spad quit
you’re full of shit
The Seven Up stats should be interesting this weekend.
Thats what its all about
This non-story reeks of trying to get attention and thereby boost site hits and ad revenue. It’s worked. Just a shame it was so shabby and stank of tabloid sleaze.
Its worked though.
That Lexmark no 14 black ink cartridge ad opposite is just what i’m looking for.
What ad? Oops Adblock and NoScript are a beotch!
The stench of tabloid sleaze as u call it, isn’t as bad as the stink coming from Hagues dirty dick after being up his Special Advisors ass!!!
spad gone bye bye!!
Careful you don’t spill Guinness over the Louis the X1111′th upholstery.
My derogatory comment about Guido’s crappy Louis XV chair has been moderated. Somebody must be feeling over sensitive?! His horribly stiff red roses are awful too. Where are the lovely flowers of Provence?
Buy some shoes you tramp.
P*kistan players should be charged with fraud , Nice to see the P*kis claiming innocent until proven gulity ……. The irony
What’s the odds on them completing the series?
the 3 accused have been dropped , rest of series to carry on
Fuck of u racist Huhne!! How do u think Gower is so rich? He was in with betting scams most of his career when he was captain of England!
Fuck off u racist Huhne!! How do u think Gower is so rich? He was in with betting scams most of his career when he was captain of England!
It’s common knowledge that the Captain in cricket is a betting scam insider
Well, they were wrongly accused of ball-tampering by Darryl ‘Mad March’ Hare a few years ago. I don’t think we can jail people just because some hack fron the News of the Screws says we should.
Pakistanis here and in Pakistan seem to think the cricket team is guilty, they are aware their own country is completely corrupt.
The NOTW just printed some colour pictures so that 8 year olds could understand.
Ball-tampering seems to everywhere at the moment.
Corruption has invaded all sports including the great god football.
It’s only the great god to those brain dead enough to let it.
That’s “déjà vu” in Frog.
When the same pot of mustard keeps appearing on the table, that’s “Dijon Vu”.
How is it maad?
Gods you’re a conceited arse, Guido! It’s OK to skip the occasional post – barely 1 in 5 is worth reading anyway, and on this story 0 in 5.
It’s not OK to be a boor to your guests or an embarrassment to your spouse.
same post different moniker
He’ll be twittering soon, telling us he’s put his toe into the Med!
Completely O/T but apparently Steven Hawking says that God did not create the Universe.
See, I knew all along it was that Gordon Brown who did it, so it’s his fault after all.
He’s got a lot to answer for.
I think it’s Richard Dawkin who’s said that God didn’t create the universe. Essentialy hwat he’s saying is the universe, consciousness and the 4+ dimensional reality we exist in came into being by accident.
Dawkins is a twat. Everyone knows the universe was created by a big bearded dude, floating on a cloud, who likes to cause trouble, did it all in 6 days too.
Perrraise him!
Concrete Chump both Dawkings and Hawking are of the belief that something came out of nothing. THAT I find hard to believe.
Good for you.
Where was the builder’s yard?
The Builders yard would be presumably the region that the big bang universe banged or expanded into. But Science tells us that such a region region didnt exist. We are told we just have to accept this as they cant explain it. And I thought it was just the church had the monoply of avoiding the nitty gritty.
try google. today’s news. perhaps better with a ph in his name.
Hawking is too wise to say such a thing. He said (I won’t attempt the accent) that he didn’t believe that God created the Universe. He understands the difference between science and fundamental beliefs.
From a scientific point of view ‘God created the Universe’ is a non-explanation, since it is not something we could test and doesn’t explain the matter in terms of something else that we already know. From a philosophical or religious point of view, however, it’s unsatisfactory just to say “we don’t know why the universe goes to all the trouble of existing, or why it is just right to give rise to what we flatter ourselves is ‘intelligent life’, so..er..well we just dunno”.
Hence people such as Dr Dawkins attempt to found a belief system on not having any beliefs, which is ingenious but futile.
I thought he was actually saying “buy my book”
Hawking, Dawkins or both?
But Science itself still leads to a dead end as it cannot explain how something came out of nothing. It cannot replicate such a process and in the end it has the same difficulty as religions have when faced with the question but where did “God” come from. Some of Sciences current theories on multi dimensional universes etc are Just as crazy and incomprehensible as the doctrine of the Trinity perhaps even more so. Of course folk like Concrete Chump cant be expected to look at these things to deeply, he just believes whatever he hears on the Discovery Channel.
Nice assumption, dickhead. You know nothing of what i believe or don’t believe.
You sorry fool.
Your confusing the big bang with the great bust, oh! that sounds like something else entirely which Steven can only dream about.
I never said that. I said TORY big bang.
- God
O.K. pond life.
The “Big Bust” is the end result of Gordon Browns Potemkim Economy which he spent 13 years putting together.
What’s your bedtime reading on holiday? The Bliar book, or the new Chris Mullin diaries (much better) or the latest gay romance title?
Site hits are gonig through the roof.
I guess you’ll have to cry in vain tory trolls.
GOTCHA!!!!!!
is that really you mcbride?
LEMONS! LEMONS! LEMONS FOR MUGS!
Obviously, Hague’s reaction indicates that there is more to the story than has been revealed. Any reporter worth his salt will get to the bottom of this. This is a case of “the Minister doth protest too much”. Why was there a need for the Special Adviser to resign simply because of rumours about his employers sexuality? Why didn’t Hague simply threaten to issue slander/libel proceedings? If he is gay, why is Hague compelled to give the illusion of a happily married man? Is being gay considered unsavoury in modern politics? Was public money used to employ the Special Adviser, if indeed his only qualification was that he was Hague’s lover? We await these answers.
Where was the lovely Ffion during the election?
Washing Hague’s underpants
You go too far!
Why did the Spad quit and not Hague ?
Um, ‘cos he did fuck all wrong. Why don’t you quit you Huhne.
The Spad was thrown under the bus for “the greater good”.
Yes, resigning over “false” allegations never looks good and only invites more scrutiny.
A reporter? Worth his salt? In the UK?
You’re having a laugh incha?
Blair states in his book that he warned Brown in 2005 that the economy was boiling over and Brown responded by cutting interest rates to buy the election. Why aren’t these reporters camped outside Brown’s house asking him why he fucked the economy up just to spite Blair and buy an election?
Why aren’t they outside Blair’s house(es) asking him why he didn’t just sack the economy wrecking lunatic when it became obvious he was insane?
Folk are speculating Hague is emphasising the personal and wifely distress at the ‘gay’ angle to repudiating the stories in order to avoid the trickier ‘why hire this fucker at all’ angle. What about the Brown ‘wipe that fucking Blair off the headlines before anybody starts asking difficult questions’ angle.
Just saying.
Very accurate summation too, may I add.
Of course jgm2.
Shame Guido seems to have fallen for Labour diversionary tactics… the very day they were electing their new leader too. They’re till playing the press/blogsphere like a fiddle.
Sorry..link…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11153166
‘Tony Blair: We should have addressed deficit in 2005′.
Why didn’t they then? Too busy fighting each other I suspect. I hope Blair and Brown die a painful death and soon.
Where is my fucking refund?
Perhaps some FOI requests regarding correspondence between (say) Blair and Brown and the treasury at this time might highlight some internal Treasury memos that Gordon chose to ignore.
A job for a ‘reporter’ I feel. If we had one worth the name in the UK.
Obviously, Hague’s reaction indicates that there is more to the story than has been revealed. Any reporter worth his salt will get to the bottom of this. This is a case of “the Minister doth protest too much”. Why was there a need for the Special Adviser to resign simply because of rumours about his employers sexuality?
You’re right mate.
Ed Balls stirs it. Poor Balls and Cooper, not.
Gaido Fawkes, the Mrs is just a cover for your insatiable appetite for pork sausages and brown sauce. Nanananana!
Following the Guido Fawkes method, the majority of men in the world are gay. Are you going to go through the entire cabinet? I’d be amazed if there’s a man amongst them who hasn’t at some time shared sleeping accommodation with another man.
Once you’ve done that, you could start on the forces. I understand they often share tents and barracks.
Conspiracy theory central:Tinfoil and coat hangers section says
Hague.
1} Well he’s a Northerner. Northern and Tory? Bound to be an iron isn’t he.
2} He’s a bald man who wears a baseball cap. A baseball cap like George Micheal Enough said.
3} He shared a room with a man. Well, I mean what more proof do you need?
4} He’s married. Dead giveaway..
5} The Tory conference is in Brighton, Pink city.
6} If you look really carefully at the photo of William and Myers there is a shadowy man behind them with a grassy knob.
7} His bald head, sometimes called a smoothie. And who drinks smoothies? Gayers.
8} The real story is why is Moesad funding homosexual men? its all a conspiracy..The mafia is involved..Gay Mafia no doubt!
Hague slept in the bedroom with his young spad several times to make sure he didn’t steal his hat. Or get it brown.
I heard he was polishing his helmet.
1. Sweeping statement without basis.
2. I am bald and wear a baseball cap (medical advice to protect from skin cancer). I am not gay.
3. I agree a bit odd and an error of judgment.
4. I am married and have been for 30+ years. My wife suffered a miscarriage. I am not gay.
5. Brighton may be a so-called gay city but I would not describe Norman Tebbit or Ken Clarke as gay.
6. Irrelevant.
7. Irrelevant.
8. Lunacy.
BY ‘eck It’s getting stiff again, wheres Chris?
Did you read the top of Bill’s post;
Conspiracy theory central:Tinfoil and coat hangers section says;
Ok?
It’s a pattern of behaviour over at least twenty years though isn’t it?
All the while presenting another face to the world.
Ed Balls coming up on Radio 2 to talk about his leadership bid.
He might appreciate receiving some calls from listeners.
Forget it Quango, the Beeb will filter out any articulate and troublesome questioners. Only the tribal ZaNu and dim as fuck, will have an opportunity to test Ed Testes.
It must still be silly season
“I say to you get wisdom: and with all thy getting, get decent spin”.
Like Tony.
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/09/vanity-blair.html
as the issue here is wasting tax payers money-
why are there still 400+ criminals sitting in a safe house, formerly known as the ‘house of commons’, that have stolen £millions yet they are still seemingly above the law?
why have they not yet been arrested and charged with fraud?
couldn’t be that the politicos,judges,police etc are all in it together?
pretending to ‘serve’ us while helping themselves to vast amounts of free dosh?
shamabala at last.
Wow! You can’t speculate on things like that, it could undermine the British way of life! Those that have and are can do anything regardless, while the rest of us are force to pay any price demanded regardless of responsibilities!
Fuck ‘em all, on second thoughts many of them may well like the experience!!
As it ‘appens, the UK’s centres of power, guys and gals are:
1. BBC
2. Church of England / Roman Catholic church
3. Westminster
4. Royal courtiers
Now then, now then, what do they all have in common?
Goodness gracious, How’s about that then!
All earn quite a bit?
All in protected jobs?
Jim has fixed it.
All packed to the gills with the gay mafia.
The gay mafia DO wear some lovely suits though.
Coke snorting bum boys?
Any reports yet of the Foreign Office and how it is coping with the loss of young Master Myers?
Complete meltdown, report on Turkey’s admission into the EU stalled. Aid programme to China and India faltering. Luckily, investment in sub Saharan Africa on track and millionaire despot dictators still getting paid. Afghan drug warlord money is still awaiting final confirmation from UN / EU.
sniff sniff sniff…………..
Cooee!
I like scratch and sniff. Actuall I like to see the act of releasing No.2, if u know what I mean.
Happy now you malicious prick
He’s on a beach in France, probably sucking a corona and topping up his sunburn, so of course he’s fucking happy.
Do you think he’s checking his Blackberry every 5 minutes to see if people like you are still posting how horrified they are?
Now zip up your mongpants and do one.
“Now zip up your mongpants and do one.”
That alone made the price of reading this thread worth it. Stolen and smuggled to 3 others instantly.
Spreads rumours, stirs sh*t, causes trouble, puts a married couple through hell, then sods off to the beach…
And to think you took the moral high ground over Damien McBride, Guido.
You’re just as bad as he is.
As those great philosophers, The Angelic Upstarts one wrote :
“Fucking students. Fuck off.”
Enlightening stuff there, Dick Scratcher.
Still coming back Student? How many times is it now you have said you are never posting here again? Fucking liar, hypocrite too.
I’ve said I was off (home) on one occasion – never actually declared I’d never be coming back.
Want some cheese with that whine bitch?
Still here i see.
As a student surely you read Guido’s headline banner, you know the one at the top.
Enjoy your student loan debt ridden future together with your whiny little postings as regards morals.
Learn how to punctuate, you fucking spastic.
Shouldn’t you have an exclamation mark at the end of that response? knobjockey
Shouldn’t you have a full stop at the end of knobjockey?
You knobjockey!
Ah,you’ve found the exclamation mark I see, you pedantic borehole!
you’re right. I’m an idiot and a borehole.
Haven’t found the gap you’re supposed to leave after the comma though, have you?
Your post at 140, wasn’t pedantic at all, was it?
You are such a bunch of grammarphobes and punctuationists! I’ve been a regular reader of this blog for 18 years but I think I’ll never darken its doors again.
Isn’t there supposed to be a comma after “years”? Haha!
I’m only messing around ‘cos I’m bored.
Concrete pump started it with his/her comment at 134.They were being grammar Nazi, but they made an error also, I merely pointed it out.They made another one ar 2.08, it’s called a space, not a gap.
See 232.
My post @ 134 was a reply to a pedant earlier up the thread, but somehow it got dumped here in it’s own box.
Fuckin’ mod.
Funny post btw.
The original post that u were replying to has been deleted by the mod, it seems.
It was something along the lines of Hague getting the taxpayer to pay for his bit on the side.This is by far the worst type of ‘expenses’ fraud.
The original post was this (it’ll get deleted again I’m sure)
This thing makes me so angry, Hague has got
the taxpayer to pay for his renboy.
Good. Fuck off you dull Huhne
Heeeeeeurgh!
PLOP.
AAAAAAAAKKK!!! (flapflapflap) SSSSSKKKKOOOOOOSSSHH!!!
CCHQ was on the phone i told them cash upfront or fuck off.
Hence the poor quality of trolling the past few days.
The CCHQ gay lifers and anti breeders have been a real disapointment, almost as tedious as the old ZaNu self rightious, self flaggelating prigs, but with less humour.
Let’s have some proper sober journalism here. Show us a photo of Emily Nomates’s tits.
Do you mean Emily off Newsnight?
Quantity not quality
LOL, the hate filled, “tolerant” pedant, just got you CP. Jeez, I guess the anger management classes, are not having the desired effect.
How did this ( 148 ) get here? Weird mais non?
155,000,000 chicken tikka masalas please. And for my main, 230,654,127 Big Macs.
Sorry, sir, we’re sold out. Mr Pickles was in for breakfast.
After the Ashcroft fiasco, not standing up to the EU in the way that he said he would and now this, I think Hague is pretty much finished as a serious politician.
He may stay as Foreign Secretary for the foreseeable, but I don’t see him having any influence on anything. He’ll just be kept around like Prescott was by Blair to placate the grass roots.
Except the grass roots have seen through him.
Unlike Lard Prescott’s dimwit socialist grass roots, the Tory grass roots are rather more educated and insightful.
Judging by the low level trolls sent here to defend his “honour” who in the main are not even tory, Hague’s supporters are pretty thin on the ground these days. A rat has been smelled and he is on borrowed time. Shame, if he had been honest and stuck to his original principles, who knows, he might even have succeeded lefty Camerhoon one day.
Succeeded Camerhoon? Thank Christ he won’t be in a position to now. He’s more of an EU and muzzi lover than even the far left of lefty twats at the Guardian are.
“The French expect their politicians to be virile and have mistresses”.
Not if their names are Jack Lang or Bertrand Delanoë. The French basically couldn’t give a shit who or what their politicians are shagging.
The French are neither to be imitated or applauded. They are however, to be reminded.
I imagine the majority of new readers who’ve come to the site as a result of this story will see the mainly racist, homophobic and misogynistic comments and then quickly depart.
There’s a lot of us about.
How do u know most new readers aren’t racist, homophobic and misogynistic themselves?
I’m only here to spout Homophobic comments
And sockpuppet, badly.
Racist, homophobic and misogynistic,oh dear,get a life and stop trying to use big words,if you don’t like this blog no problem go elsewhere,if new people don’t like it well that’s life,they can go elsewhere,wouldn’t want to upset those little LibCon ideals now would we.
Facts, try your fascist dog whistle elsewhere. Simply will not wash here.
Not everyone here is some kind of -ist, i for one believe our gays are precious and should be protected.
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No one must dare criticise a gay or expose them to any negativity, they are worth too mcuh.
Bugger…er…I mean oopps
try this linky instead
http://www.theonion.com/video/gays-too-precious-to-risk-in-combat-says-general,14158/
With words like that I humbly suggest you usually infest the Grauniad’s shit fest of arseholes otherwise known as cif. A collective of public teat suckers if you will. The game is up sunshine.
You sound like a rather pathetic limp wristed socialist too.
Fuck off.
Its just not cricket is it ?
I have written a very clever book that reads as a ‘confessional’ but actually shows that I was right all the time, unlike that lunkhead Brown who got me deposed as Leader (serves him re he lost, yah yah yah!). I got the idea of a self-exculpatory confessional from J-J Rousseau and it, you know, worked big time for him as he’s still such a hero on the Left. And I feel SO sorry for those poor Iraqis. I never thought that, if I started a war, people would get killed!
Any, please buy my book as it’s all going to charity!
Ciao!
Anybody watch Bliar’s interview with Marr last night?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00tn4fw
I did; can’t say I was impressed. I don’t think Bliar once said, or even implied, that the point of gaining power is to govern for the good of the country.
He did admit that the hunting ban was a mistake (seem to remember a lot of people telling him that at the time). He did bang on about how much better the country was for his reforms (without giving any examples), and his regrets over Iraq.
I shall not be buying the book.
It wasn’t meant for anybody in the UK It’s intended audience is in the USA.The fact that Bliar is also donating his advance/royalties to British Legion is also a load of bowcocks ! The man makes cash from personal appearances/lectures in the states not here This will do his earning power no end of good in America …”A True Friend of America and a Patriot,Ladies and Gentlemen…The Rt Hon Tony Blair!”
Hmm, lets not forget Tony made sure he had 24/7security in place before he left office at a cost the state of £1 million a year ongoing, the hire of the shredding machine just before he left number ten was only about £300 quid claimed for on expenses of course, money well spent?
Is Engineer about?
Does anyone know if anywhere in the UK sells Aluminum hard hats?
Thanks.
Some on Ebay but the import postage is half the price of the hat
TAT knows where to get tinfoil ones.
I’ve no idea, but I’d be faintly surprised if anybody did. Most of the (construction industry type) hard hats that I’ve met were made of a sort of hard plastic. No idea about military type helmets, or the motorcycle types.
Aluminium would be an odd choice, I think. It’s quite a soft metal, though there are hundreds of aluminium alloys, some of which might serve. On a hot day, a metal hat would probably cook your head quite quickly, though.
Erm – if it’s not a rude question, why do you need to know?
http://www.engnet.co.uk/c/c.aspx/MEN001
So such things are available. I’m faintly surprised.
Thanks Sir William!
What are you trying to protect your head from?
Polycarbonate is probably better for impacts.
If you want to block the mind control wavelengths, you can use wire mesh inside a normal hat. Microwaves only go down to about 1cm so a mesh with a smaller hole size than that would be fine. Radio waves are even longer.
If you want to block x-rays, then I think you’ll need something heavier…
I’m sick of replacing the plastic ones, want a long lasting more durable one a friend said go for the Aluminum although Elf and Safety will probably pull my pants down if it is not painted…….yes because a layer of paint or colour of a hard hat is the all important crux between life and death on site these days……
CALM DOWN WILLIAM HAGUE.
I thought it was that precious twat Dale.
It’s no surprise the Pope gets mentioned when there’s a whiff of illicit homosexuality in the air.
Maybe Hague should employ the Pope for PR-they been hiding this kind of thing for decades!
You are the wanker. You are obviously thick too and wouldn’t understand why.
If I were you I would keep quiet!
The wankers cant help themselves, why on earth do the cretins bother? The harder they try, the more stupid they make themselves look and just what is their average mental age? Jesus wept.
I’m beginning to think this could all blow over in favour of Hague in a similar way to the way Brown ended up getting sympathy over his slap-dash, ‘spontaneous’, badly spelled letters of condolence to war widows.
A lot of folk out there have had problems with conception and miscarriage and will sympathise. A lot of folk have shared rooms on business trips with people of the same sex and will wonder what all the fuss is about.
Unless or until somebody comes forward and states that they have had a gay relationship with Hague then I think public sympathy will come down very firmly on Hague’s side. And if the Tories can insinuate that the rumours were started by say, oooooh, some Labour nogoodnik with past form then the public will side very firmly with the Tories.
I know the ‘real’ story is supposed to be ‘why is Hague hiring such relatively inexperienced people’ but that message has been lost.
Probably a bit of a mistake trying to get an answer to the “appointment of SpAd” question by linking it to sexual innuendo. Given the way the media, and a lot of minds, work, it was the latter that became the story. If Hague has been putting up with, and ignoring, whispers about his sexuality for years, as has been suggested, this episode may have prompted him to nail the speculation once and for all.
Can’t really say I blame him. Years ago, when I was single and had been unattached for some time, some malicious work “colleagues” tried something similar on me, to try and professionally discredit me. It didn’t work, and cost one of them his job in the end, but being the subject of behind-the-back whispering and rumour for several months until I found out what was going on was absolutely vile. Hence my sympathy now for Hague.
The sexual element is required to make it float as a “nepotism” story.
And would have worked just as well whatever the sexuality.
Is it still justifiable is there is no sexual element?
yes.
But it would be a rather dull story of croneyism and jobs for political friends.
Croneyism, fake SPADS and jobs for political friends you say? While a safe seat is organised with a bonus pay-off from your tax-payer sponsored pretend job you say?
Shocking.
Nice to see a proper post instead of all the liebour Listers slumming it on here !.
If Hague doesn’t sue he’s toast.
If Hague does sue he’s toast.
Dunno. John Major sued some paper or other over stories he was shagging his cleaner and put them out of business. Did him no harm. Once Edwina broke cover it was too late to harm his political career.
I reckon Billy will go for broke if any mainstream paper or blogger (with any seizable assets) suggests he’s telling anything other than the truth in his statement.
It’s a full-on challenge from Hague. I think the papers will draw their horns.
hahaha ha ha. I’d forgotten that.
“I am not having an affair with THAT woman”
Yep. Worked though. And Hague hasn’t settled for the ‘THAT man’ form of wording in his statement. He’s categorically denied EVER having had a gay relationship with ANYBODY.
That’s a bold gamble if it’s not 100% true.
Major sued three papers in 1993 over allegations he’d shagged a caterer.
That of course was before Archer and then Aitken were jailed for commiting perjury in libel actions they’d raised.
Can you see why Hague might be reluctant to sue?
He might win the case but until his dying day he’d be a the mercy of something coming to light which could result in him being banged up.
the taxpayer paid for Hagues bedroom buddy to the tune of at least £30,000 a year. possibly a great deal more
Today I shall be on Hampstead Heath around 3pm. See you in the bushes.
Wash your dick this time!!
Better still, get Mandy to suck it clean!
‘appen I’m getting an erection again
What experience did Sarah Schaefer and Madlin Sadler have before D. Miliband appointed them as his Spads? And was nepotism involved?
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SQUILGE
Shouldn’t you be back at school today?
In an article in The Guardian on Saturday 10 ay 2008, David Hencke starts off:
“Gordon Brown’s spending bill on special advisers has reached a record £6.3m, a rise of £400,000 since last July and up more than 40% since 2005……..”
What is the Tory current spending?
First up today, Guido’s daily papers round-up blog.
Now, Guido’s travel blog.
I used to like the political insight and scandal-exposing – but I suppose all good things must come to an end…
Bye bye then.
My husband, my cock!
My secret?…
This spad wont get 30k proberly a months wages , Compare thatvwith Gordon who left 4.8 trillion debt kinda puts it in perspective ?
Fuck off you right wing turd,Guido
Sorry Guido but you’ve plumbed pretty low depths with this one. I normally find your habit of making a mountain out of a molehill amusing and am suitably impressed when you draw seemingly obvious conclusions from fractured pieces of media tat but on this one, you’re wrong. Not because I fervently believe Hague to be heterosexual and happily married but because you have created something out of nothing simply for your own pleasure and popularity. It is needlessly damaging and cruel and you are a lesser blogger because of it.
I’ll remind you of those words after the tabloids do their bit over the weekend……
That’s a tough call, the drone is maxing out as it is. Any more pressure on Anonymongs “brain” may well be fatal.
‘appen I’ve shit t’ bed on this one
my assistant will clean it up
There’s been a coup. The Labour Party has taken over BBC Radio 5.
That happened in about 1950.
Well – slight modification – Radio 5 wasn’t about then, but the BBC was.
Just came from the Daily Mail piece about this.The comments are most surprising, a lot of people over there appear to be under the impression that Hauge is a good honest Tory, who puts Country and Britons first?
Wonder why Hague didn’t shout a bit louder during the run up to the election about his passionate wish to hand out 100 Million new EU passports to those living in Turkey and the western balkans.
Tory? More like The monster raving loony party.
No he’s Tory through and through.
You see Tories don’t believe Britain is a real country with real people in it.
No, it’s a company apparently – ‘Britain PLC’ they used to call it.
So from that demented point of view, importing millions of immigrants is just a commercial proposition, a changing of the work force – i.e us.
Yes, just “off to the beach”, dear. No, don’t come looking for me. No, really, I’ll be back in a bit…
But seriously, if you’re going to have a *secret* fling the obvious thing would be to get separate rooms, no?
Politicians should be vetted early http://www.johnnyrocksavage.blog.com/
I think you’ll find the car vandalising and carbeques generally happen in the more vibrant parts of France.
It’s la situation, therefore your phrase should have been …situation was tres amusante. With an “E”.
Knob.
Leave this honourable man alone fir gods sake
Substitute “Mandy” for “Hague” and you Tories would be braying for his blood. I’ve always been a big fan of Hague but he’s shown appalling judgment all round here.
Maybe explain to the “wife” that you were the one that decided to descend into the sensationalism that caused it? Bit like the game “knock down ginger” which you will evidently remember from your recent childhood, where you disturb someone then run away?
Can’t you go drown in the pool pond life?
William Hague’s bald head makes me moist.
There’s a housing shortage, maybe there’s a room shortage.
Guido is using his Blackberry connection to blog from intermittently and the connection is intermittently crap.#
At least it is not an iPhone!
@STUDENT. FUCK OFF YOU HYPOCRITICAL, ILLIBERAL, SPONGING, PATHETIC, SOCIALIST W*NKSTAIN.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/09/01/we-need-to-talk-about-boris/
Mmm The French like their politicians to be virile. We need to talk about Boris.
How about instead “Sorry Mrs Hague” as you will undoubtedly be made to write shortly?
I met you once and told you i thought you were heroic and funny.
I’ve changed my mind – you are unmitigated gobshite of a first rate Huhne – if you could allow that drink-sodden haze of yours to disappate for a day or two you might realise you’ve made a mistake here.
Huhne
Holiday what is a holiday!!!!
If you really want to be lazy, you could try the new “Phone in your posts” feature from WordPress. Literally, pick up the phone, punch in a number, and poof! instant podcast. I may try it myself, as I am far too lazy to be doing much typing recently.
I was in Bordeaux this week too and nobody fucking phoned me – actually I’m wrong there, my Aussie mate texted about wine for her anniversary – so there!!!!