August 31st, 2010

FCO Says Hague/Myers Relationship Professional


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    M H says:

    Does paying someone for sex make it a professional arrangement?

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    And interestingly sourced.

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    Harbottle Grimston says:

    What gets me is why people would be bothered. In my opinion, as a Labour supporter, William Hague is one of the very few people in the cabinet competent to hold such a post. That is all that matters, anything else is for him and Ffion to work out!

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    Tom Tomos says:

    It’s drooping bananas all over again.

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    Not the same M H says:

    Oldest trade?

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    Concerned Citizen says:

    does it make any difference if it is the tax payer that is paying

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    Kered says:


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    a smarter man than I would be looking very closely at rented accomodation slips on expenses, hotel bills, phone bills and car valet companies

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    Prasit says:

    Very sad if this is true, in as much if it brings him down.
    I have met him a couple of times and heard him speak, he is a worthy holder of his postion in government.
    Trouble is if and it is if he has proven to be living a lie, then that shall be the end of him.
    Oh shit.

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    Boris says:

    One up the bum, no harm done!

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    Billy Hague is the Greatest Bender ever! says:

    ‘appen that’s summat David Laws could tell you
    I don’t rent boys I employ em

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    ES Mason says:

    What do you mean? It explicitly denies any romantic or sexual relationship, saying that “any [such] suggestion…is wholly inaccurate and unfounded.”

    Now, if that turns out in due course to be a false statement, that would be interesting. But how is it “interestingly worded”?

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    What a load of shite says:

    I simply don’t care.

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    Clarence Mitchell says:

    Ludicrus, hurtfull and unhelpfull.
    The Foreign Office is firing on all cylinders to assist Little Willie and Limp willy Gerry.

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    ROFL!! says:

    “In my opinion, as a Labour supporter”

    course you are son, course you are

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    ES Mason says:

    Right, have just seen suggestions that paying someone for sex might constitute a professional relationship. In which case, the question becomes: has there been any suggestion or implication thus far that this actually took place? Because as I understood it, Guido’s implications in previous blogposts was simply that they were having a relationship, not that any money was involved…

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    David Laws says:

    Cooee. I’m still hiding!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    I dunno

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    They won’t get caught in a hotal like that again. Next time it’ll be the YMCA

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    Barry "Cilit Bang" Scott says:

    Why do you think it’s interestingly worded? What did you expect them to say?

    “Today the FCO confirmed that William Hague is not a shirt lifter?

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    Euro Person says:

    So that’s Billy Boy dealt with – when is the story going to re-emerge about “Tiny Tim” and what happened on Victoria Station?

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    concrete pump says:


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    CCHQ are in full denial mode says:

    Don’t you William ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Is Myers a poof?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Guido , I am inclined to belive Hauge isnt Gay , However as you have usally been right i am intriged to think there is something there , do you have the golden bullet ?

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    Crispin Blunt says:

    Just William is no mere amateur as Seb Coe will tell you.
    He’s up your chuff in no time like a rat up a drainpipe.

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    Lets face it only a fool would go near William Hagues Arse after his 14 pints !

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    I may add , Is it that unuseal to sleep in the same room as someone of the same sex ?

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Ok Fawkes , how would you have worded it ?

    Wills aint fucking anyone but his wife ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, right enough.

    He doesn’t look the slightest bit gay.

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    trouser partridge says:

    not for you

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    Ffion says:

    Let’s give it another try darling, pop this butt plug up me shitter, that should loosen the old ringpiece up a bit.

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    Englebert says:

    How the mighty have fallen. Once Guido nearly brought down Labour on his (sort of) own. Now following a story the tabloids think is beneath them

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    What next William found loitering in “Black rod’s entrance” ?

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    concrete pump says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Poor William, you were warned!

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    Anonymous says:

    Depends on whether the other person is a poof.

    Is Myers a poof?

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    Engineer says:

    I have a good deal of sympathy for Ffion Hague, who is now going to be besieged by tabloid journalists asking very personal questions.

    One does slightly wonder why she appeared somewhere dressed – erm – interesingly.

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    In my book
    William Hague is bottom on the table !

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    What's the difference between a journalist and a blogger? says:

    A journalist is not happy to publish until they have three separate sources whereas a guttersnipe blogger like Guido takes one anonymous source as Gospel.

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    AC1 says:

    So this is the story of a man who got married despite being homosexual in order to obtain the highest political office.

    Thank feck all the others failed.

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    concrete pump says:

    You’re either an incredibly unimaginative twat or you fancy me.

    One or the other.

    Which is it?

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    Pete says:

    he was indulging in a little bit of Yorkshire tea bagging

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    Firefox User - just passing through says:

    WOW! I dusted off IE and fired it up and now I’m grooving on the all-singing, all-dancing visuals, man. Like FAR OUT!!
    What’s this piece all about then? YAWN.

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    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    Could be worse…

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    Anonymous says:

    I like Hague too, but he shouldn’t be shagging at the public expense.

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    Sites like this give bloggers a bad name says:

    Guido blog’s site is a refuge for gay bashers, occupation apologists and racists.

    What a shower of shit.

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    Hogwash says:

    You seriously believe that journalists from the sun, star or mail wait for 3 separate sources?

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    oldasiahand says:

    Tiny Tim? Who he? What about Liam Fox and his soldier boys?

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    queen of tarts says:

    Judge for yourself.

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    oldasiahand says:

    Getting some one a job on the public payroll is not paying for it?

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    Guillaume says:

    Would any of you English like to share my aircraft carriers?

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    stalker no.69 says:

    It wasn’t me this time.

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    Tim Lovejoy, BBC Legend says:

    I’m Tim Lovejoy and I like cuddling with Chris and Willie.

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    oldasiahand says:

    Is the pope catholic?

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    concrete pump says:

    Said the gay bashing, occupation apologising racist fucking hypocrite who reads this blog every fucking day.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well that’s what happens when you starve the public domain of such discourse… drive it underground……very dangerous……you twat.

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    Beware of William Hague says:

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be in the third toilet on Hampstead Heath at 2am. Bring your fizzy lemonade.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you go to the ever popular Labourwrist then, where you won’t be tainted and suffer a touch of the vapours?

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    sian lloyd is a nympho says:

    I have it on good authority that this is Chris Myers favourite album:

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    Gordon Brown
    gets right up my butt !

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    Larry Grayson's Stunt Double says:

    Good ‘ere ennit?

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    News Alert says:

    All 5 Labour leadership candimongs will be on Channel 4 News tomorrow. You can email questions you’d like asked through the programme’s website. I’d like Fat Bott asked if she’s going to apologise for her racist remark that only Afro-Caribbean mothers care about their kids. And ask her how much riiice and peeea she eats every day.

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    Anonymous says:

    We know.
    You know.
    We know you know.
    But can you prove it?
    Does that about sum it up?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Mummy, when will I get some sploooty?

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    No denial you say? So he should publicly deny ever bit of malicious shit stirring that you decide to come out with? Is this true of every politician? Of every blogger? Or is it just you that’s so far up your own arse about such things?

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    Oh Dear, Poor Guido says:

    Order Order continues to decline, drowning in a sad pool of sixth form homophobia.

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    Lee N Perrin says:

    3 separate sauces, perhaps.

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    Harbottle Grimston says:

    I am indeed, seems at least we Labourites can recognise talent, even if we don’t agree with them!

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    Sarah Beard says:

    I haven’t seen my hero, my husband since May 11th. I miss my hero, my husband terribly. But important matters have kept me in Canterbury away from my hero, my husband. I do love my hero, my husband ever so much. I look forward to seeing my hero, my husband on Christmas Day for an hour. I wish I could see my hero, my husband sooner but I have so many things to deal with in Canterbury. I can’t wait to be reunited with my hero, my husband for an hour on Christmas Day. I’ll make the most of it as I’ll have to rush straight back to Canterbury and won’t see my hero, my husband for another six months. It’ll be sheer agony to be away from my hero, my husband for so long. I love my hero, my husband.

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    Last time I checked Journalists didn’t blog with any success

    Speaking of Gospel, wasn’t that a pack of lies as well?

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    Paul daniels syrup says:

    How about last of the ‘bummer’ whine

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    Marchamont says:

    You think the Sun or Star have journalists?

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    jgm2 says:


    Oh do fuck off.

    Two maximum.

    But in truth the UK’s journalists are utterly undeserving of the name. They are mere regurgitators of press releases.

    They are journalists in the same sense that the guy who changes your car tyre is an engineer or the zit-pocked teenager at McDonalds is a ‘chef’.

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    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    That’s my boy !!

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    Human Shield says:

    Vote Labour.

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    Oh Dear, Poor Guido says:

    Harbottle, I sympathise. The sad old homophobic, stupid hard right is just as tragic as the dinosaur old left. Just read some of the crap posted here by the usual collection of eye bulging loons. Hague is talented and effective, a tragic mistake in the eyes of some..

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    End of an era - thank God says:

    Perhaps PC ideology is beginning to crack and people are no longer afraid to open their gobs, even if heaven forbid, it offends precious minorities.

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    Yet you keep coming back?

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    Bashing the Belgian Bishop says:

    We can’t cover it up any longer.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well it’s a very specific point and if it’s not true then why not say so?

    If it is true then Mr Hague is a dead man walking, not because he’s a homosexual but because he’s a liar.

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    Expat says:

    As a labour supporter, your judgment is clearly flawed so who cares what you think

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    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Did anyone get the driver’s number plate ?

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    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Brown ? Brown.

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    cholo says:

    No relationship? Must be all about the sex then. Oh, and the use of public money to get a job for your sperm receptacle.

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    Incorrect thinking will be reported says:

    Why oh why can’t blogs be licensed, censored or banned.

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    sian lloyd is a nympho says:

    what happens on tour, stays on tour

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    When you are a student, or drunk, or its old friends, it would seem fairly normal.

    It would seem odd if one of you was a millionaire.
    It would be rather politically inept, unless he’s your long lost son. (scrub that last bit).

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The problem here is that you can’t prove buggery. If it’s in, then you can’t see it and if it’s out, then it’s not in.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just as well he’s not coming all over your back, he obviously fancies you.

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    Anne says:

    This is malicious supposition. Unless you are sure, why try to destroy one of the best Conservative ministers we have?

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I bet sixth forms aren’t homophobic these days.

    Drowning? Theres certainly someone who’s shot them in the foot today.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    CAR VALET ? ? ?

    What are you suggesting?

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    Oh Dear, Poor Guido says:

    Indeed I do, mankind has an enduring facination with the concept of the freak show in all it’s guises.

    Which to be fair to Order Order, most certainly includes the House of Commons.

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    jgm2 says:

    Plenty more where he came from.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    You appear to have a more powerful Gaydar than I have.

    Hmmm I shall skip the anecdote that proves this.

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    A friend of Dorothy says:

    Fuck off. You happy paying for someone’s sexual persuasions?

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    Vomit says:

    Sounds like they’re not being straight.

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    Noise says:

    I am just left wondering whether William Hague has upset someone important

    Or is it just that Cameron was being quite serious when he said “only two special advisors are recommended” and this being his 3rd and 4th appointments makes it worse?

    Otherwise I would have just assumed he was rewarding the people who helped him win his seat

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    Oh Dear, Poor Guido says:

    How true Englebert, Fawkes has fallen from a great height..he’ll be standing for UKIP next, about as bad as it gets.

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    Anonymous says:

    Because he’s a liar.

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    Labour says:

    get him

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    So you want to live in a society where everything that is not prohibited is compulsory? Try North Korea, you should like it very much.

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    original tory says:

    get him

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    Anonymous says:

    3 Pints and its all over the front page

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    original tory says:


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    not a condem says:

    get him

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    Oh Dear, Poor Guido says:

    More homophobia, you are a knuckledragger worthy of the Bee n Pee ‘Friend of Dorothy’, and probably repressing something too….

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    A friend of Dorothy says:

    You fucking idiot. The MSM are so corrupt they’d sooner take out that yank bastard who’s doing three centuries inside for ripping off his customers than talk to the man in the street who actually HAS information.

    You must be a paid up tory.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:


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    Oh Dear, Poor Guido says:

    Always the way, inferior intellects try to destroy superior ones, their eyes roll and drool dribbles from their chops.

    Sad. This place used to be good, now it really is a ‘refuge’ for embittered racist loons.

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    Sarf of the River says:

    I am very concerned.

    It would appear his recruitment process leaves something to be desired. He’s taking the piss. How can a 24yo have anything of interest to advise him on except the fucking obvious?

    And I am a fucking gayer!

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    master of the pack says:

    Told you twitter was going viral about it.not long now my beauties,down ,down now.

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    Anonymous says:

    I strongly doubt it too-more silly season bollocks as far as I’m concerned.Were it true I couldn’t giva a rats arse anyway , I’m more intrested in the wellbeing of my beloved country and her inhabitants and Hague imo,is a good sort.

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    They don't like the government and don't care about his brain says:

    That would be the British public your calling names.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Some polishing going on?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Give me sploooty up my booty. I wuv it.

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    Oh look, another MONG! says:

    / \

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    I support this message says:

    a sick fuck.

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    Shady Watch says:

    So what big secret are you hiding then?

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    another friend of dorothy says:

    “More homophobia, you are a knuckledragger worthy of the Bee n Pee ‘Friend of Dorothy’, and probably repressing something too….”

    Ooh you bitch.

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    Anonymous says:

    He’s being ironic you twat.

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    tanzanite says:

    Being gay isn’t the issue here Sarf.

    The issue is honesty and use of taxpayers money.

    If he’s gay, fine, then why hasn’t he admitted it? And wy use taxpayers money to pay for hotel bedrooms?

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    Anonymous says:

    He certainly won somebody’s seat ducky.

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    Hang yourself,before the public do it says:

    next we will be closet gays because we don’t like gats.thats what fags do,try to project their sick ways on the rest of us. Find a washing line then a tree.

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    P. Doff says:

    Let me guess… like William the Conqueror?

    Oh I’ve got it now… you were both fucking Normans!

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    Anonymous says:

    Irony is certainly lost on you, innit?

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    Death to pedos says:

    Did he vote to lower the age of consent to 16? if he did then he’s a fucking pedo

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    grand old duke of says:

    but when its only half way in its neither in or out?

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    Just askin says:

    This the second post you have said that,did you warn him?

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    Ratsniffer says:

    I’m not really bothered who’s sticking a length of wrinkly cyclops the spitting trouser lizard up whoever’s reeking, pile-riddled arse. For every MP sneaking the old mutton missile up the trademen’s entrance there’s another slipping the slimey pink jism snake up someone else’s raddled old wife. Twas always so. But people in positions of high office – especially those pretending to play happy families – run the risk of blackmail, exposure for hypocrisy, or even being outed by militant gays.

    So come on all you politicians in lavender relationships. No one really gives a toss whether you prefer the pink or the brown. But stop living a lie…one of those creepy tabloid snappers with a horse-cock lens will catch you out eventually.

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    the voice of reason says:

    Fuck off you whiny little twerp.

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    No more fucking excuses says:

    He is, but if he lied thats it.

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    Damien McBride says:

    Spank me!

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    Mandy's Toy Boy says:

    On Peter Mandelson’s second resignation William Hague demanded an assurance that Mandelson would never return to government,an emotional Blair gave this assurance.
    Later Brown betrayed Blair’s promise and re-instated Mandelson.Hague memorably mocked the returned Mandy in the “Arch-bishop” speech.
    This bullshit story smells of Mandelson.Fawkes smells of Mandelson.

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    LMAOH says:

    Desperate last words from CCHQ

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    Sir Humphrey says:

    Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

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    The Emperor of the Universe says:

    Helloooo nell.

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    Errors and corrections says:

    I would have just assumed he was rewarding the people who helped him win his meat

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    Ms Slater's Parrot says:


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    Oirish? Me erse! says:

    This smacks of your previous Lotus Notes ‘triumph’…

    Even if they shared a room, so what?

    Do you really think the Foreign Secretary of the United Kingdom is going to risk a gay affair and flirt with a man in front of his other staff?

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    Mandy says:

    Personally, I’d like to see a lot more of willie.

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    Anonymous says:

    Many gay people mislead over their sexuality-if society were more “accepting” this deceit wouldn’t be required-so until its totally accepted gay people will continue to mislead to protect themselves from the predudice of certain non accepting people.But as I’ve said I think its bollocks anyway.

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    COF says:

    How do they know he’s not a poof

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    Gaydar says:

    Bandits at six o’clock

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    Ms Slater's Parrot says:


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    Number 10's cat says:

    At least they’re not holding hands

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    A Pensioner says:

    Agreed, this is a bit smelly.

    1. Hague is an experienced politican, and he has seen enough of this stuff ruin other’s careers.

    2. Hague is no idiot, and even allowing the theory of “cock rules brain” he wouldn’t be so daft as to flaunt any deviance so publicly.

    3. If it were true, then why has it only been revealed now? The picture is after all over a year old, and if Hague were on the dark side it would be well known by now, given how long he has been around.

    Unless he has gone mad all of a sudden, this doesn’t yet work.

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    Oh yeah says:

    but its perky init

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    Sir Malcome Moneywadd, and the help says:

    hello is that the Hilton?
    Yes. I’d like to book a room for myself and my chauffeur.
    very good sir.
    See how it sounds

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    Mandy Rice-Davis says:

    You would say that, wouldn’t you

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    Kunt Watch says:

    Author Amanda Craig calls for two-child limit for ‘the poor’
    looking at her boat her mother should have fucking drowned her at birth.lets fucking get this Hunt.

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    Knife sharpener says:

    “Embittered racist loons”

    They would be the ones pointing out the hypocrisy of the modern politician, would they?

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    Adolphe Militant says:

    As a Marxist I believe that the stupid and/or criminal classes should be sterilized.She was my student.

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    Norman Arse says:

    Spot on, jgm2,

    I bet most trainee journalists have never heard of the two sources rule.

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    Gene Hunt says:

    Noise; this will be a Simon Hughes special. Let’s face it he knows one when he sees one.

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    Mr Ned says:


    Your pathetic, shallow, fear-filled verbal ejaculant of the term, “homophobic” has been so massively overused, as to be utterly invalid as a slur. Not only is it utterly self contradictory as to literally mean “irrational extreme fear of the same”, but it is also utterly untrue in this case.

    If Hague advertised himself as a clean-living and honest family man, and thousands of people voted for him on that basis, when in reality he may be a shifty, dishonest homosexual, then he is lying to the public, betraying them and deserves to be outed as the dishonest and utterly untrustworthy sack of shit that such a revelation would prove.

    He would not be a sack of shit for being gay, but for LYING about it!

    How can you scream “homophobia” at critics of Hague when it is Hague who is displaying the most homophobic behaviour by living an apparent lie.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Look at me
    I’m a tree
    I’m as happy
    As a tree can be

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    Rosy says:

    You know what, I just don’t care about Hague’s private preferences. He’s intelligent and has charm and proven ability.

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    A Pensioner says:

    Yes. I read the picture was take a while ago – will try to find link.

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    Gene Hunt says:

    Nice one CP

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    could've been innocent says:

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    Incorrect thinking will be reported says:

    I wasn’t being ironic.

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    NBeale says:

    Guido: This shows you are not partisan but I really don’t think once sharing a room with your driver makes you Gay. There is no suggestion that the taxpayer paid for the room anyway.

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    William Hague wants your cock says:

    I suppose in the sequel they are jizzing on each other, eating bab, and fisting their arses up to the elbow (just like proper arse bandits).

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Breaking news
    William Hague has crashed his Range Rover into the Highgate branch of Happy snaps whilst under the influence of drugs

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    Barry "Cilit Bang" Scott says:

    He refused to suck off the Permanent Secretary.

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    Mr Ned says:

    Actually, all the mainstream media happily regurgitated the lies about Iraq’s WMD even when only single sourced. Evidence was NOT a pre-requisite for publication.

    And conversely, they refused to publish multiple sourced stories which blew apart the case for war. Funnily enough these stories, from multiple reliable sources were only published in the blogosphere.

    jgm2 is bang on correct in that there is hardly a journalist worth the name in this country.

    They are copy takers who publish anything which supports the agenda of those who own the vast majority of the media. (a very few people) and suppress that which undermines their agenda.

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    Don't nick my name, cretin says:

    Yes I was.

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    Sad twats says:

    I wondered how long it would be before the CCHQ trolls were sent over.

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    Caz says:

    Look regardless of whether he’s gay, Hague, as a seasoned politician in the public eye ,has made some very fundamentally stupid moves and decisions here. And it’s disapppointing for those of us who thought Hague would act as one of Cameron’s stalwarts.

    And I’m sorry, but it calls into question the quality of his political judgement.

    Why did he employ (on taxpayers money) this 25year old law graduate, who has no work experience, as a SPad? Why did he choose to share a hotel room with him at a time he should have realised he would be under increased public scrutiny.?

    Just imagine if gordon had shared a hotel room with his driver? What would have been said in the press?

    ‘Bad personal judgement William’ – and that’s the issue!

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    The Hague comedy duo


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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    So am I.

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    wee logician says:

    Re: the “interestingly worded” denial- notice ‘any “suggestion”‘ is “wholly unfounded”‘. Well, er, yes- that’s rather what a suggestion of something is. In other words, they are saying prove it, rather than that Hague didn’t, never has and doesn’t feel like it anyway.

    Three reasons why it matters: hypocrisy, abuse of power and, in the light of these two, the compromised position of a man whose signature will set the nature of the UK’s relations with countries around the world and especially the EU. Imagine the temptations that could be offered by countries with discreet luxury hideaways and absolute privacy? Unsafe sex, I am afraid.

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    Norman Arse says:

    Interesting to see how Hague de-gayed, or gayed down, as he realised he was being smudged. Off with the sodomite’s BB cap, off with the nine-bob note shades…only the embarrassing tight tee shirt to explain away…

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    Anonymous says:

    Brilliant. Short, pithy and entertaining – bit like Hague

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    Caz says:

    Ah . If only we could turn the clock back!

    They were the innocent days.

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    Fuck MSM says:

    there is only one journalist left,John Pilger,the rest are cowardly scum afraid of their masters

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    Caz says:

    ?? Guido! Your modding has absolutely gone to pot this last couple of days!!

  184. 184
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Oral Sex (or his anagram) is the latest poof, if going to Bungalow 8 at 05:00 consitutes one’s state of sexual preference.

  185. 185
    Can't remember I'm an iron says:

    You certainly are.

  186. 186
    Fuck MSM says:

    who is Tiny Tim,that twat who done this is the only one I know.

  187. 187
    Caz says:

    A pity about her limited choice of language.

    It’s not the poor who need limited to 2 children – the working poor are for the most part fantastic parents, like any other other decent parent.

    It’s the labour created welfare benefit cheats society and the single mums (who have never had a job under labour) particularly who know that the more children they have by muiltiple fathers, the more money they’ll get and the bigger houses they’ll be offered by their local councils.

    I suspect that’s what she was getting at. She just didn’t articulate it very well.

  188. 188
    Caz says:

    Quite. Imagine if gordon had done it? – what an outcry there would have been!

    Really bad personal judgement on Hague’s part. And really disappointinhg for those of us who put geat store by his political credentials.

    Really really disappointing!!

  189. 189
    Don't nick my name, cretin says:

    thats my name

  190. 190
    Mandy's Toy Boy says:

    You’re gay,aren’t you? I can always tell.

  191. 191
    LOL says:

    Gays should have had their bums smacked.

  192. 192
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    When Hague is finaly forced out of the water closet I shall feel sorry for him
    apart from charging me for his catamites I quite like him

  193. 193
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Q. Why did I entitle my tissue of lies book, ‘The Journey’ ?

    A. Because I took all of you for a ride.

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    Well what do you expect given the example offered by the queen?

    Four children by three different fathers.

    And all at the taxpayers’ expense.

  195. 195
    Dack Blog says:

    Quote from Bliar on the front of The Indy: ‘The soldiers have died and I, the decision-maker, still live.’

    Could the man sound more pompous. What a total ***t.

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    So which of the Labour party dirty tricks gang (you know who I mean, Eds…) has been feeding this rubbish to Guido?

  197. 197
    Maximus says:

    Pilger is a …. er…. journalist? IMHO a journalist is not someone who can turn a phrase and/or while sinking a dozen pints and/or while ramping up the faux indignation. A journalist is someone to whom people want to tell things.

  198. 198
    krapyrubsnif says:

    I like the sound of ‘verbal ejaculant’ if im honest. Does something for me that i cannot describe.

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    Worthwords says:

    yes its the difference between Guilty and Not Guilty. one gets you a trial and the other gets a sentence.

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    Dr Yag says:

    wow he has serious issues,see what gayism can cause.

  201. 201
    Spank Sinatra says:

    What can one say other than ‘bottoms up’?

  202. 202
    AC1 says:



    ‘Nuff Said.

  203. 203
    Dr Yag says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Really? Explain…..

  205. 205
    smoggie says:

    beneath the tabloids

    Ah yes, the legendary dignitas of The Sun and The Mail.

  206. 206
    the glorious 12th says:

    Hello to you too Tat……………

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    smoggie says:

    By “non acceptance” I presume you mean they wouldn’t vote for one of them.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought the EU did all our foreign stuff these day? I have been waiting for a visa to visit the Isle of Man since February.

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    maybe says:


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    Innocent knowledge says:

    ignorant days

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    Sarf of the River says:

    Where can I get a job as a “professional” arse bandit?

  212. 212
    Gonzo says:

    watch yourself Guido the bitches will scratch your eyes out over this one.

  213. 213
    Harvey Proctor says:

    Did someone just mention spanking?

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    smoggie says:

    I am reminded of the demise of John Browne from BP. Everyone knew he was a bender, for years, but pushed his luck too far and he when he lied about it, well it was a loss of trust. He had to go. Nobody is indispensible.

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    Caz says:

    Whatever. They were happy days.

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    Censor Watch says:

    Is it me or do I detect posts that were here are no longer here?

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    smoggie says:

    If there is no truth in any of it then Hague has nothing to fear.

    It has got fuck all to do with sexual orientation. If Myers was a female – a bit of fluff – employed as a Spad on the public purse for no other reason than she gives good blow jobs then the bloke deserves all he gets.

  218. 218
    Eric 'cupcake' Pickles says:

    I’d like to see a lot more of my own willy.

  219. 219
    Caz says:

    And we must all remember that davemilitwit’s hero is publishing ‘ The Gospel according to St Bliar’ in full, tomorrow.

  220. 220
    balls and yvette says:

    count us in

  221. 221
    f says:

    __ _ _ _(_) __| | ___ / _| __ ___ _| | _____ ___
    / _` | | | | |/ _` |/ _ \ | |_ / _` \ \ /\ / / |/ / _ \/ __|
    | (_| | |_| | | (_| | (_) | | _| (_| |\ V V /| < __/\__ \
    \__, |\__,_|_|\__,_|\___/ |_| \__,_| \_/\_/ |_|\_\___||___/

  222. 222
    'my family' is shite says:

    When they actually had something funny on the TV for a start.

  223. 223
    Oh Dear, Poor Nell keeps changing her moniker says:

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    boom tish says:

    Yes, he’s always wanted to kiss his ring.

  225. 225
    gordon and sarah says:

    and us

  226. 226
    Oh Dear, Poor Nell keeps changing her moniker says:

    How are the dead troops nell you warmongering hypocrite ?

  227. 227
    cynicalHighlander says:

    Bugger me!

  228. 228
    SamCam says:

    Yumm! lovely Sarah Quim for me while Nick gives Dave his weekly fisting.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    Voting is a personal choice.Speaking for myself I couldn’t care less – gay,straight,black,white,transgender,cross dresser at the weekend-it matters not.Live and let live as far as I’m concerned.

  230. 230
    plenty more says:

    a whole cabinet full of closet gays in fact

  231. 231
    Heir to Blair says:

    You can meet me for only £50,000 Tony. Then you can tell me what to think for the next few months.

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    Bored Hacker says:

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    The Heir to Blair says:

    I’ve got my copy ordered. He’s my hero too.

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    Spot the Dog says:


  235. 235
    Ben "The Stig" Collins says:

    Hauge’s an uphill farmer? Call that a secret? I’ll give you a secret . . .

  236. 236
    Cripes! says:

    Hague’s rival to the post of foreign sec?
    Boris is hot to trot from London and is positioning himself for a leadership challenge against Dave.

  237. 237
    Bored Hacker says:

    did it before and Guido removed it,high court scary stuff.

  238. 238
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    is the foreign secretary a Catholic?

  239. 239
    Arthur Daley MP says:

    If only he’d take over the leadership of the new, caring, tough on expenses, tough on the causes of expenses, Lib Dem Conservative party,we could be in office for another 13 years.

  240. 240
    CCHQ Troll Control says:

    fuck off you spineless CCHQ lickspittle

  241. 241
    I tie says:

    Beware the ides of September

  242. 242
    labour says:

    dave militwit – the heir to blair

  243. 243
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    That David Miniblair ??

  244. 244
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Only Andrew is the *coughs* cuckoo

  245. 245
    Madame Dale says:

    I’ll send my pet posters over to Guido’s site because he’s made me hopping mad!!

  246. 246
    Boris Almighty says:

    What would you prefer? A spineless tosser from safety’s ville, or a real red blooded Englishman with balls the size of two Millenium Domes?
    He was born to lead!

  247. 247
    Caz says:

    You do yourself an injustice.

    Let the brown’s and hague’s do those hidey disgusting things.

    You should be proud to be what you are in your personal life and declare it (they don’t and they aren’t) and then in your working life you should be better than they are.

  248. 248
    AC1 says:



    ‘Nuff Said.

  249. 249
    albacore says:

    “Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.”
    After peaking early and then ending up in a Conservative Party with no surviving vestige of its Tory roots – and playing second fiddle to Cameron – it’s a wonder he’s not completely gaga.

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    P. Mandevilson,the greasy carcass says:

    Brown ? Blair ? Cameron ? Van Rompuy ? Deripaska ? R*thschild ?

    I’m spoilt for choice.

  252. 252
    Wanker in full dribbling mode says:


  253. 253
    Brokeback Yorkshireman says:

    Ay oop (me arse)

  254. 254
    Blair's mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero says:

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
    and everything I would like to be?
    I can fly higher than an eagle,
    ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

  255. 255
    Brokeback Yorkshireman says:

    Ah wud just like to say to t’ouse

    “Shut that door Black rod, I ve got a right chill up me back passage”
    (Thats Yorkshire for “innit”)

  256. 256
    Spring says:


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    Sky News are wankers says:

    So Moaty shot himself. That must come as a big disapointment to all you conspiracy wankers. Your credibility, as far as you had any in the first place, is now at Zero. Wankers !!!

    SKY news are Wankers as well.

  258. 258
    one of Bojo says:

    Are you my Daddy ?

  259. 259
    Andrew, Prince of Thieves says:

    Are you my daddy?

  260. 260
    match maker says:

    My arse and your face

  261. 261
    Ban Jizzlam says:

    Who gives a fuck about this? This isn’t important. The real issue is the threat to our country from loony psycho Muzbots who want to kill us. Political correctness is allowing these benefit sponging c-unts to flourish. Cameron should make it a priority to tackle this problem.

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    Open Box Productions says:

    Duh. That makes it more of a conspiracy

  263. 263
    tally ho says:

    I suggest muzzie hunts for the hounds. It would boost the rural economy.

  264. 264
    SpunkBack Liebore says:

    Don’t you DARE make fun of my Liebore party! Dey make my liddle winkie hard and I go splooot splooot!

  265. 265

    Wow, man – did you get like all those floaty pop-up thingies with the IE?

    I restrict myself to once a century now with IE – the damn rush is too strong with all those viagra ads…

  266. 266
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The Stig….. Ben Collins or Gordon Brown?

  267. 267

    How very dare you!

    I’m not an occupation apologist!

  268. 268
    Tony Cameron the Heir to Blair says:

    Don’t be jealous dear, I saw Tony first and he’s my Hero.

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    I'm watching you says:

    your a master baiter

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    ! says:

    Where does Coe stand in the background of all of this?

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    Back to Basics says:

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    William Hague (that's me in the baseball cap) says:

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    Suspicions says:

    This smear campaign has the foul halitosious stench of Mandy and McSleaze.

  275. 275

    LOL Harvey, I’d completely forgotten you and the shirts…

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    Sky News are wankers says:

    Probably will , if you’re a Wanker.

  278. 278

    Some say he can stick his shiny dome up a SpAds arse.

    All we know is, he’s called….

    The Foreign Secretary!

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    Well I never says:

    So Tone is an alky

  280. 280

    With hand on hip and finger on lip, I should think…

  281. 281
    Did I just see that? says:

    praises Bush for his intelligence.

  282. 282
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Like praising Mandelson for his heterosexuality.

  283. 283
    Anonymous says:

    But never mind, he’s now advising the Tories. After cutting back costs in BP to the bone – and we’ve seen how well that’s worked out.

  284. 284
    Anonymous says:

    High praise indeed, apart from the fact that he commenced his stint in the F.O. continuing the sellout to the EU. You’d think someone had something on him judging by his actions.

  285. 285
    Sarah Twatter says:

    Bliar’s a weirdo not a hero.

  286. 286
    Richmond gospel quire says:


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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Express is now running it:

  288. 288
    Tony B Liar says:

    Hello Proles. I’ll be visiting this country for a few hours later today to meet my adoring fans, before jetting back to one of my many villas.

  289. 289
    Anonymous says:

    Why the disappointment? Did you just come down with the last drop of rain ? The default position when dealing with a politician is to view them as a lying, venal cheating Hunt ! You’d have to be naive to think otherwise – welcome to reality luv.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m afraid we don’t know the half of it . From Lord Boothby and Tom Driberg being buggered by the Kray twins and procuring rent boys for Oaten like activities in the 60’s up to Hague and his proclivities for young willing males in the present day. They’re all buggering each other and the country is being buggered into the bargain.

    The silence from the MSM on this is nauseating. Hope you get your scalp Guido because I can imagine Coulson’s working overtime trying to keep a lid on this.

  291. 291
    AC1 says:

    What soil England and our holy Dogs with unclean ‘Slammers?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Why are there a load of twats moaning about this blog?

    It does what it says on the tin.

    It’s the only reason I read it.

    Oh & Mr.Slater’s parrot.

  294. 294
    Graham Botham says:

    Aye, that it be young Willy me lad, and don’t be forgetting to always fly Yorkshire Airlines too.

  295. 295
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    I’m just off to the shops. Do you want the usual batteries and vaseline?

  296. 296
    Imprison Blair and Brown says:

    Blair says in his book that Brown had “zero emotional intelligence”. And tomorrow we’ll find out that there are 7 days in a week and the alphabet begins with A.

  297. 297
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Well he won’t. He’s a One Nation Conservative Toff who wouldn’t deign to piss on a working class Tory like David Davis if he was on fire. Welcome to the Macmillan Administration MkII.

  298. 298
    Alert for all Brown haters! says:

    TalkSport radio is doing a phone-in right now and inviting listeners to call with their opinions on Brown and Blair! I hope some of you fellow Brown haters will take the opportunity to phone in and expound on what a disgrace McDoom is. They usually get Brown supporters calling and it pisses me off! I might call in a while myself.

  299. 299
    pp says:

    Can anyone remind me of the sequence of events and denials leading up to Charles Kennedy being revealed as a drunk?

  300. 300
    Hahahahahaha!! says:

    The CCHQ minions will be squealing with displeasure at Guido tomorrow.
    Poor little mites.

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    Susie says:

    Leave it out Mr Fawkes. Who gives a fuckety fuck what anyone gets up to in the bedroom or does with their front or back bottoms?

    Yes I know it’s against Catholicism and Islam and probably caused the fall of the Roman Empire, but I’m just bored with hearing and speculating about it. I couldn’t care a less.

    Much more interested in the fact that Tone was verging on alcoholism and has dropped a right old clanger in his bookie wook by saying Rumsfeld and Cheney wanted to invade Syria as well as Iraq. Poor old Hague will have another can of worms to sort out there.

  302. 302
    Susie says:

    And for some people, sex is just “three minutes of squelching noises” as Johnny Rotten so perceptively quipped. They’ve got better things to do or are so busy they’re too knackered for it.

    I betcha if Hague waltzed into Strasbourg next week and said, “that’s it mesdames et messieurs, nous sommes quitte le EU…” you’d be all over him like a rash.

  303. 303
    Herbert Beerbohm Tree says:

    Don’t I know you from RADA? Wonderful spawning ground for us anti-homophobes.

  304. 304
    LesAbbey says:

    So Guido takes on the Brokeback Coalition. Is the power of his blog enough to take down Hague when Fleet Street doesn’t have the courage? Will the gay community support one of their own rather than say Hague is a liar and cheat?

  305. 305
    Match Maker's Mum says:

    You rude boy! Go to bed immediately!

  306. 306
    albacore says:

    Dave’s Eton and Oxford, descended from royalty
    There’s nobody here that can question his loyalty
    He has all of the answers, the answers that work
    Bow and worship the EU. Stop being a berk

  307. 307
    Ian says:

    Guido, Today is 1st September. The Silly Season is now over. Please go after some proper stories.

  308. 308
    Anonymous says:

    You see he was cured of his gayness. It can be done!

  309. 309
    I am Sick says:

    Oddly, I and many others could care. I care when I am lied to, I care when hypocrites lecture me about my lifestyle, I care when apparently talentless, inexperienced and thoroughly unqualified people are placed on the public purse, for no other apparent reason, than they are “close” to a government minister. The new politics of the new government, has all the hallmarks of the old politics and the old government. The only difference being, the madman has gone and he has been replaced by two Bliarlite clones.

  310. 310
    I am Sick says:

    Or placing people on the public payroll, who have nothing discernable to offer other than being a charming room sharer.

  311. 311
    Peter Ian Staker says:

    Who really gives a monkey fuck? I’ve slept in the same bed with men and women, and not had sex with them. Similarly, I’ve had sex with women whom I have never shared a bed with.

    Who cares who sticks what into who? Only people with nothing better to occupy their time, or their two sparking brain cells.

    If he’s being hypocritical about it, thats a different matter, but I haven’t heard him decry homosexuality whilst banging his driver, so please, give it a rest, and do try to concentrate on important relevant matters.

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    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps we should be asking the question how a 25 year old with zero life experience can be a “special advisor” to one of our senior political leaders.

  313. 313
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    …. as is the Telegraph:

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    Tapestry says:

    Who cares if people rent boys? Blair is a closet gay, according to Clarissa Parker Dickson, who used to work with him. Why does he never get any comment from the media? Is he still media-untouchable? How desperate is that.

  315. 315
    The Labour Years..Failure;Spite,Hubris and Bankruptcy says:

    We don’t need a book from either Blair orBrown to find out about the last 13 years of the Labour Government it can be summarised as follows;

    Blair: “Look I’m a straightsortaguy and sometimes you have to make decisons that are unpopular and which you know are right even if 90% of your Party and Electorate don’t agree with you. Gordon was an absolute nightmare and obstructed every reform I proposed but if I’d sacked him he would have been PM even sooner than he was AND we would have had the catastrophe even earlier than we did if I hadn’t blocked him”

    Brown ” I saved the World from the Global Banking Crisis which started in America. I should have been PM in 1997.It wasn’t fair I was robbed. John Smith told me I would be his successor. Blair and Mandelson stitched me up and I was determined they wouldn’t get away with it and that I WOULD become PM and worked to that end.It was after all the right thing to do but everybody was against me and failed to support me as PM even the ungrateful electorate who are “bigots”! I told people straight..”I’ve had enough of THIS I’m off…!It’s your loss not mine.If you want me I shall be in Kirkcaldy writing my History of the Global Banking Crisis and my part in it !”

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    I am Sick says:

    LOL, pathetic shit Susie, the likelyhood of Cameron or wee Willie ever agreeing to leave the EU is ZERO. As for putting a completely unqualified, inexperienced driver come room mate, on the public purse as a “special” advisor, frankly that, is an epic piss take.

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    Albi Here says:

    Think we should be asking why these politician’s require all these “special advisors” when they are supposed to be doing the appointed job,if they can’t do the work they are paid for without special help then they are the wrong ones appointed or the job spec requires to be reappriased,paying a number of people to do the same job is totally wrong especially when the taxpayer is paying.

    PS if Bliar is in this country why hasn’t he been arrested for the illegal war in Iraq,instead of every tv channel pushing the liars book.

  318. 318
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Bang on the money Humphrey.

  319. 319
    William Hague says:

    TF that Blair’s book is now the headlines.

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    I am Sick says:

    His private preferences, are public preferences if public money is involved. Or if a government minister employs his driver, come room mate, on the public purse. Particularly if said roomie has no experience or knowledge relating to his or her appointment.

  321. 321
    John Thomas says:

    Go back nearly 50 years, I think the phrse “we’re just good friends” comes to mind mind you then the friends were batting for different genders.

  322. 322
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Is it permissible to mention the names Ben Collins and The Stig in the same sentence currently?

  323. 323
    Billy the Buggerigar says:

    That’s what drinking a brewery every night does for you. Bladdered, balded and your shirt gets lifted. A closet minister indeed.

  324. 324
    Log Flume says:

    This puts a whole new slant on “Jobs for the boys”.

  325. 325
    Sarky Cozy says:

    The problem with that Susie is that nobody would understand what he was trying to say. Essayez encore une fois, ma cherie.

  326. 326
    Jeremy says:

    Never heard of Ben Collins so wouldn’t he be better off known as the Stig? What is the point of ben who coming out?

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    City of Vice says:

    Hear, hear! The point you raise always gets my goat.

    If these highly paid, supposedly talented and experienced politicians can’t do the job, then they should piss off and do something else, not contract out their thinking or hire in their mates at public expense.

    If they want advice, that’s what the Civil Service is for.

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    Chutney ferret says:

    He’s not a poof but he shagged a man that is.

  329. 329
    City of Vice says:

    The point is that Hague’s 25 y.o driver / boyfriend is now being employed as a special adviser to a senior minister of the Crown, the Foreign Secretary no less, at our expense.

  330. 330
    Chutney ferret says:

    Fair point, well articulated.

  331. 331
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have seen the front pages of today’s newspapers. I am furious. They’ve gone to get my happy injection. But I need to throw a few Nokias first.

  332. 332
    Chutney ferret says:

    Replace Hilton with Travel Lodge and try again.

  333. 333
    jj says:

    It’s not just Willie Hague, didn’t Gordon Brown have some of his rentboys on the payroll also?

    These closet gays love having their hypocritical sex lives financed by the taxpayer.

  334. 334
    ? says:

    Is it legal for taxpayers money to be spent on rent-boys for politicians?

  335. 335
    lmao says:

    Is Portillo still taking his ‘friends’ to that hotel in Morocco where they cater for closeted gays wishng for a discreet service?

  336. 336
    Jonty Pryor says:


  337. 337
    TJ says:

    Gaddafi kindly offers to stop Europe becoming Africanised and turning black and barbaric:

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    “Otherwise I would have just assumed he was rewarding the people who helped him win his seat”

    There you go. Thats bad enough. Like Edith Cresson’s dentist, but with political favours thrown in.

  341. 341
    concrete pump says:


    Guido Fawkes, ubiquitous blogger and purveyor of gossip on his ‘Order-Order’ website, was arrested today by 6 heavily armed police.
    As Mr Fawkes was dragged away, he shouted, “you’ve got it all wrong, i think they make a lovely couple”.

    Bail has been set at £40,000.

    Other bloggers have organised a whip round, so far £12.92 has been raised .

    One blogger, who wishes to remain anonymous said, “fuck him, he’s loaded”.

  342. 342
    Billy Hague says:

    Watching hulk in da barbers GOOD FILM

  343. 343
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony!

  344. 344
    David Laws says:

    Shake shake shake
    Shake shake shake
    Shake your booty
    Shake your booty

  345. 345
    Fawkesoff says:

    Guido clearly starved of attention! Or perhaps looking for a prominent role at the mirror? There has to be more info than sharing a hotel room? I’ve shared a hotel room many times with men and women out of need! I’m not some kind if sex panther! If Hague has visited old Compton street or a public toilet with an advisor, then you may be on to something…

  346. 346
    HOMO PHOBE (i just dont like lifters) says:

    Susie i would love to give you at least Five minutes of squelching noises
    of course it would be “Front bottoms only though” !

  347. 347
    concrete pump says:

    Perhaps Fawkes should find out whether the room had 2 beds or one.

  348. 348
    Billy Hague says:

    Sex with my Chris Myers is fantastic, she has a great body,loves Oral and Anal and always swallows

    Cant understand why the Wife hates him

  349. 349
    Magda Brown says:

    I’ll be in Canterbury for the next 40 years. I’ll miss my hero terribly.

  350. 350
    HOMO PHOBE (i just dont like lifters) says:

    now he no longer takes part he just watches other gays munch his stump !

  351. 351
    HOMO PHOBE (i just dont like lifters) says:

    And now my end is near !

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    Curbishly says:

    Sorry – no more. That’s me finished with you Guido. I’ve supported you for many years now but you are going too far.

    Good luck.

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    "M"s anonymous friend says:

    The head of MI6 reports to the Foreign Secretary doesn’t he?
    Funny, all these conflicting stories about the dead computer nerd in Pimlico being gay.
    Bag job or blow job?

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    HOMO PHOBE (i just dont like lifters) says:


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    Maybe wee Billy should employ Ben Collins as a SpAd?

    He’s certainly OK as a driver…

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    How very dare you says:

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    Splooot says:

    For the sake of balance, let’s have the rocking horse photos published.

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    HOMO PHOBE (i just dont like lifters) says:


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    Ivan says:

    Please stop making all these homophobic insinuations against William Hague.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I swallow.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    what tune?

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    concrete pump says:

    I don’t think Ian Dale is your mate any more, Guido.

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    Old Holborn Smells Like Old Socks says:

    No it wasn’t.

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    Anonymous says:

    All this smart comment leaves me cold.
    But Guido must have a good reason for releasing this.
    There’s never any smoke without fire.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Some irrational stuff from Iain Dale:

    Iain thinks that suggesting that someone is gay is ‘vilification’. I don’t see why. If, like me, you don’t have a problem with two people of the same sex falling in love (or just having a quick frolic) you won’t think it’s ‘vilification’. Presumably that’s Iain Dale’s view. If you think it’s wrong, then the question is whether there’s any evidence for it. Mr Dale points out that two people can share a room without having sex. Yes, it happens all the time, but not when one of them is the Foreign Secretary and his minions can book as many hotel rooms as they wish, knowing that the taxpayer will foot the bill. It’s the context that makes it so unlikely that Hague and Myers didn’t have a little cuddle.

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    HOMO PHOBE (i just dont like lifters) says:

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    When you put it that way i sounds,,,,,,,,,,,,fucking terrible.u is fucked man. says:

    We are a government out to save the tax payer money so I will have a double room with a double bed for myself and my driver.

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    It makes the difference says:

    was it a double room with 2 single beds or a double?

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    Smig says:

    It’s all explained by reading this…

    “I know the secret of making the average American believe anything I want him to. Just let me control television…. You put something on the television and it becomes reality. If the world outside the TV set contradicts the images, people start trying to change the world to make it like the TV set images….”

    And by watching this…

    It’s a doddle to manipulate the MSM; especially the tabloid gossip “journalists”.

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    I wish all you southern jessies would stop ripping the piss out of Yorkshiremen !

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    Father Ted says:

    The whole gay thing… I suppose it’s a bit of a puzzle to us all. It must be fun though. Not the, you know…. the nightclubs and uh, the whole rough and tumble of homosexual activity.

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    Susie says:

    But society and by extension most personal human affairs and civilization itself is based on a tissue of lies.

    We all lie everyday to keep things civilised — when my mother phones and I’m busy, I wouldn’t dream of telling her that and asking her to call later… when you meet some neighbour you can’t stand in Waitrose, you don’t turn your back on them, you smile and ask how they are.

    Whether Hague is gay or bi or straight is strictly a matter for himself and Ffion. She shows no sign of divorcing him, so we have no business intruding on their relationship.

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    Susie says:

    I very much doubt it. I’m 58. But thanks anyway.

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    Susie says:

    She should tell them to bugger off… or perhaps not.

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    Baroness Thatcher says:

    There may be some comments which truly smack of a hatred of gays. To each their own. I suspect the majority of posters are PoliticiansEnjoyingaSecretPrivateLifeAtOurExpensephobic. Its very different.

    Few reasonable people would have been bothered about David Laws’ homosexuality but lots of us were really pissed off that he misused taxpayers money to try and hide the fact.

    This shrill response from the gay industry is little different to the way pro-Israel lobby screams ‘anti-semite Nazi’ at anyone who dares to criticize Israeli behaviour against the Palestinians.

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    frank Goddard says:

    Grow up Guido,I shared a barrack room for two years with twelve other guys,does that make me what you are trying to suggest about Hague??Some of you lot on this forum could do with two years of that to make you think straight.

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    Animal says:

    If that is even remotely true then how on earth did his slot-gob wife get up the duff? You can’t tell me she found another fool bloke to fancy her?

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    Ramadam Chef says:

    Didn’t you know ?
    He’s shagging Ffion.

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    Animal says:

    It’s ‘interestingly worded’ because in Guido’s eyes it doesn’t specifically address something for him. Pretty much the same as a recent letter from my local authority didn’t touch on a matter that I’m concerned about, so it is therefore ‘interestingly worded’

    Anyway Guido, stop dancing round your handbag and just play a straight bat. If you don’t have any hard evidence to thrust in the ring then it’s time for you to pull out before things get white-hot sticky. You might think you have a thick vein of info to pull on but in reality it’s looking a bit limp right now, and for some people it appears you shot your bolt a while back. Bit unlike you to be so premature but there’s a first time for everything…..

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    Anonymous says:

    Stop being a dick-head Guido.

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    Stephen Hoffman says:

    Guido plenty of males of the same sex share the same room from time to time this does not make them gay. For example on holiday I have slepped in the same room as a male but i’m not gay. At university in some rooms 2 males sleep in the same room, they however do not sleep in the same bed. Plenty of females also share the same room as other females, yet most are not lesbians.

    Therefore just because Chris Myers slept in the same room as William Hague doesn’t suggest that a sexual liason took place. Therefore why does he need to make a denial about that?

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    Anonymous says:

    I shared a room with my school pals, come to think of it a bed, but never once did my hand (or any thing else) feel tempted to stray. So it could be a non-story. But then again a bit iffy to say the least….

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    W.E.G says:

    Why hasn’t he admitted it?…..
    if anyone were about to admit to being homosexual and they read this blog they would be scurrying back to the closet very quickly.

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    Nobby says:

    Hello, i’m gay

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    Brux Insider says:

    Don’t really know, but I do know that Kirkhope has been nicknamed “Victoria” for some time. No idea why.

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    the lady doth protest says:

    Researchers at the University of Georgia conducted an experiment involving 35 homophobic men and 29 nonhomophobic men as measured by the Index of Homophobia scale. All the participants selected for the study described themselves as exclusively heterosexual both in terms of sexual arousal and experience.

    The only significant difference in degree of arousal between the two groups occurred when they viewed the video depicting male homosexual sex: ‘The homophobic men showed a significant increase in penile circumference to the male homosexual video, but the control [nonhomophobic] men did not.’

    Article: ‘Is Homophobia Associated With Homosexual Arousal?’ by Henry E. Adams, Ph.D., Lester W. Wright, Jr., Ph.D. and Bethany A. Lohr, University of Georgia, in Journal of Abnormal Psychology, Vol. 105, No. 3, pp 440-445.

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    Ffion Hague says:

    Thank goodness that’s all cleared up. Willie’s going to take him up the Oxo Tower to celebrate.

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    Susie says:

    Just to set the record straight:

    “J’ai l’intention de quitter l’UE”

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    Jimmy says:


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    Sam A says:

    Interesting how I leave a previous comment criticising Guido and this story, which doesn’t make it past moderation, but plenty of homophobic bile seems to. Guido might be playing to the mob, but he’s no Pym.

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