August 27th, 2010

Have You Seen This Man?

Back in June when David Cameron’s helicopter was diverted in Afghanistan, officials described it as a routine precaution. News this morning has emerged though that the PM was in a lot more danger than originally thought. Military chiefs are urging a comprehensive review of the Prime Minister’s security. It is believed they are seeking this man in connection to the attempt to shoot down the chopper:

Yeah, ok, it’s the last Friday of silly season…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    he is saving the world init?


  2. 2
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    That gun’s pointing the wrong way.


  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    i do hope there where blanks in the gun ?


    • 81
      Lil Olmey says:

      Didn’t the troops get issued with blanks any time McMong paid them a visit ?
      Can’t think why.


  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will make a statement to the house about this at 15.30


  5. 5
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who thinks you should stop picking on the saviour of the world .


  6. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    whats he doing with his hands?


  7. 9
    Doc Trough says:

    Cock (L) The Weapon (R).


  8. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    Why are these walls padded?


  9. 12
    oldrightie says:

    That’s the shadow overseas development sec. Shadow as in no reflection in the mirror.


  10. 13
    Nurse Janet says:

    I don’t even allow Gordon metal cutlery so I think the soldiers who let him near a real gun are VERY NAUGHTY even if it isn’t loaded and Gordon is strapped into his high chair.

    I also see they let him take off his padded helmet which is very dangerous for Gordon as he does tend to thrash his head about when he gets cross.

    Most go – potty time!


    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      You’re hilarious. Shame you and the rest of the idiots here seem to think mental illness is funny. Try a spell check as well, dickhead.


      • 28
        My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

        Classic tourettes


      • 29
        Anonymous says:

        Brown’s mental health is funny in a sort of pitying way, considering the amount of damage it caused us and the country.


      • 37
        concrete pump says:

        I don’t think mental illness is funny, but i do think Gordon Brown’s mental illness is funny.

        In fact, i find it very funny indeed.


      • 51
        Martha Carnal says:

        I would love to interview you!.


      • 53
        Nurse Janet says:

        It is NOT funny and poor Gordon is doing his best the dear laddie after all the unpleasantness he has suffered this year. I can’t use the spell check when I have to rush away to the poor boy!


      • 56
        Anonymous says:

        You pompous twat anon 22. If it’s so bad on here do the decent thing and fuck off, there’s a good chap.


      • 87
        BluRay says:

        Ben Elton did vicious humour about Thatcher in the 80′s where nothing was off limits. One sketch was about an op. she had for Dupegnes Contracture
        which he likened to a claw.

        Or is it OK when left wingers indulge in it?


  11. 14
    Sarah Beard says:

    Leave the love of my life alone!

    Oh, you’re talking about Mr Brown? That’s ok. Someone told me you were making fun of my soulmate but I don’t see any mention of Gil here.


  12. 15
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Have you seen this man ?

    1 : Are you sure he is a man ?

    2: Check the hospitals ( Mental ones first)


  13. 16
    Doctor Do-alot says:

    When will you realise that showing this picture has once again raised blood pressures throughout the UK. STOP IT.


  14. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Ok i know its not a caption comp but…….

    ” Exclusive pictures of Gordon Brown in the bunker on election night may 6th “


    • 24
      Anonymous says:

      D minus


    • 31
      Gordon Brown's one eyed prick says:

      Have you any idea what its like having that revolting lump of Scottish filth attached to you?

      Have you any concept of where he put me? or how he used me for his own sordid pleasures?


  15. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today, I will mostly be on the bog doing a ploppy.


  16. 23
    Mr Maplin says:

    Brown operates from his base in Arse Bandit Country


  17. 26
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Cameron was in no danger if the monocled one was manning the harpoon cap gun


  18. 27
    Labour leadership is a oxymoron says:

    Notice the warning sign behind this dipstick?

    Which just about sums up this brainless dullard. Lest we forget, every single one of us will be paying for the cocked up policies of him and the uber-twattish Labour party for the rest of our lives.


  19. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Its just not cricket !


  20. 32
    R.McGeddon says:

    Cock in helicopter with Heckler and Koch !


  21. 33
    Gordon says:

    At last I see my specially commissioned nokia has arrived


  22. 34
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Deficit deniers or growth deniers whats worse?


  23. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Ok Genuine Question : What did John Major do when he lost the election in 97 ? Did he disappear from the house ? or Did he leave parliment ?


  24. 40
    Wacko Browno says:

    You know I’m bad, I’m mad, chamone! And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again: Who’s Bad?


  25. 42
    Engineer says:

    Have you seen this man?

    Fortunately for me, no.

    There is (I gather) an age-old military technique used, perhaps unofficially, to get a detainee to see their captors’ point of view. The captor stands behind the detainee and cocks his weapon.

    The grin on the face of the subject in the photo suggests that that thought may have occurred to him in connection with some of his political – errr – colleagues. Having his weapon cocked behind them might explain some of their support for him during recent years. They must have been terrified that he might pull the trigger, as it were.


  26. 49
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    O/T Just looked at lady Dales blog and noticed you was first on one of his lists


  27. 54
    pepi Le mont says:

    Gordon is a nonce


  28. 63
    Pepi La Mont says:

    Why is Gerald kaufman walking round dressed like a fucking vampire,in a red suit.


  29. 66
    Cassandrina says:

    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king – Hoo sed thet?
    But not in this case, thank the lord (and pass the ammunition)

    Would you believe he is selling and they are displaying Super Gordo’s reflections on world aid in the Huffington Post.

    Perhaps the news of the UK’s worst disaster to hit politics has not yet reached Democrats.


  30. 69
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    O/T Not a single Englishman on the field , Trott and Prior batting


  31. 70
    Hugh Janus says:

    Caption comp:

    Pilotless drone sent up as bomb magnet.


  32. 71
    Gordon says:

    I’m good at photoshop aren’t I?


  33. 74
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever! says:

    Caption comp

    Brown proves there is no lack of kit


  34. 76
    Tooth fairy says:

    I can’t fire this. I don’t fire anything or anyone to remain Prime Monster.


  35. 77
    TosserWatch says:

    that inane grin just does it for really is quite extraordinary how reviled he is nationwide and given hes out of office he still irritates


  36. 84
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    “I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”


  37. 85
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Plenty of money in the kitty for me to have a flak jacket.


  38. 86
    Indigo says:

    This sort of picture goes down like a lead balloon in countries where most people know what it is like to have a machine gun aimed at you by a white man.


  39. 88
    Gordon "headshot" Brown says:

    I’ll get you next time, Dave. And that job stealer Clegg as well.


  40. 89
    Guilt mongering no longer works says:

    …cos non-white people never ever point guns at people.


  41. 92
    jock macscrotum says:

    That ba’bag couldnae shoot his load let alone anything else


  42. 93
    Inspector Longarm says:

    Me and the lads are still looking for the said suspect but we’ve ruled out finding him in the vicinity of the House of Commons, one of his previous hideouts which he no longer seems to use. W’ve heard he may have fled across the border but we’ll get him in the end, just like we hunted down that Nadir chappie.


  43. 95
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    It’s a bit late to be showing gordo’s canvassing methods.


  44. 97
    Rowley Birkin QC says:

    fucking useless jock bag of shite. He fucks everything up so I doubt he could even hit a 50 storey building from 200 yards. He is blind in one fucking eye you know.


  45. 98
    50 Calibre says:

    The gun’s pointing the wrong way..


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