Breaking: Tory Minister Comes Out
An announcement at 4pm on Friday afternoon often means only one thing – a Sunday newspaper is on to you. Tory Justice Minister Crispin Blunt has just released a statement confirming he is leaving his wife because he is gay:
“Crispin Blunt wishes to make it known that he has separated from his wife Victoria. He decided to come to terms with his homosexuality and explained the position to his family. The consequence is this separation. There is no third party involvement, but this is difficult for his immediate and wider family and he hopes for understanding and support for them.”
The MP for Reigate has crossed Andy Coulson in recent weeks with his off message speeches about prisons, but as of now it is unknown why the sudden decision to out himself. Could this be the first of a few such announcements from the Government benches this weekend?
Developing…
I wonder how that cat is doing
Dunno
Back to Basics!
And when the long anticipated Mussy revolution comes there’ll be a new set of basics.
It’s writ down, ready for use.
oh crumbs!!! Mandy might set the tabloids on me!
let’s hope my rentboy is discreet.
has anyone spotted
crispin blunt can sound like Blistin Huhne
actully Phill Tufnal ain batting
I’m firmly locked in this closet and you won’t get me out.
Isn’t Peter Bonetti dead?
Maybe not.
Public-school educated and with a name like that? I’d be utterly fucking astonished if he wasn’t an arse bandit.
Bonetti he should be dead the bastard, I never forgot 1970 what a twat against Germany in the world cup
Don’t be vague Crispin, ask for Hague.
Crispin, don’t stop to pause, clamber on Laws.
Crispin Blunt
Is a bearded chump
Peter Mandelson
Would love to handle some.
Crispin Blunt
Doesn’t like c**t
William Hague
Is being vague
Crispin, when you feel randy, whack one up Mandy.
Lol!!
After meeting Crispin you’ll soon be lisp in
Oh well , Who he fucks is his buisness all i care about is how good he is a his job .
Who or what he fucks – and whichever combination – is of little interest to me, unless he’s discovered some new kink which has never been done before.
If he’s prepared to lie to his wife and kids then he’ll quite happily trample all over us.
Common sense at last!
Brilliant! If he can lie to his wife & family for years what lies will he be prepared to tell us. Fine if he is gay, but don’t humiliate a wife and kids by living a lie just for greed and and power. Molten lead up his arse is the least we can ask for.
How do you know he lied? Maybe she knew all along and has a very sore arse.
Wikipedia updated Crispin Blunt’s page: “In August, Blunt announced he had separated from his wife because he likes it in the bottom”
Crispin Blunt, Quentin Crisp, Anthony Blunt – there could be some kind of pattern here.
‘No third party involvement.’ So he says to his wife, ‘Darling, I’m gay. No, there isn’t another man I fancy. I’m just gay, in an abstract sort of way. Goodbye.’
So you have been sticking that shitty dick in me. Fuck off
very smelly as well as shitty
Ah yes, the phone call from the Sunday tabloid. A traditional way to have your Friday evening spoilt.
I suppose he’s off now to try and stop the story naming names and picturing furtive exits from London flats?
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who is not Gay .
Just like http://twitter.com/sarahbrown10.
Why is she still sarahbrown10?
Is it a reference to her IQ?
thats not her this is.
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK
…or her shoe size?
For fucks sake, how long does it take for these people to stop torturing their wives and just fucking admit it.
How long was he married for? If it was for only a couple of years, well fair enough, but if he’s been married to her for a long time (15 years+), he should be fucking ashamed.
Been out bumming blokes and then coming back to your wife and sharing the marital bed. He probably wanted a bit of both.
He’s had his cock and eaten it.
She threw him out after developing a nasty feather allergy as a result of a surfeit of pillow-mastication.
Perhaps such people are bisexual?
Certainly some people think one can be “cured” – so perhaps some such married men consider themselves “cured”.
Seriously though, with a name like Crispin was his real sexuality ever in any doubt? Just how many straight Crispin’s are there? Not many would be my guess.
St Crispin is the patron saint of cobblers.
Remember Sir Anthony Blunt, Keeper of the Queen’s Pictures – he couldn’t keep off other queens too.
So with a name like Crispin Blunt, the poor uphill-gardener never stood a chance.
I thought of the bloke who was a pop-star for about 7 minutes in the 1990s.
John Mills’ grandson. But it appears he was called Crispian.
Imagine living a lie like that.
He’s another real Blunt.
I will make a statement on this to the house at 17.30
You as well? Oh, of course, I forgot for a moment who you were.
Are you coming out as well?
When Gordon undoes his flies in the public convenience while men pee a swarm of flies and a smell akin to a skunks fart wafts around seducing the poor men into instant unconsciousness.
“Fuck it he mumbles back to Sarah and her sticky chocolate bottom”
If you witnessed this you should have made your excuses and left.
But what about all those MP’s who prefer sheep? When will they start “coming out” too?
The idea that MP’s morals are of no importance to the rest of us is rather amusing, really. The expenses scandal demonstrated that lack of principle is contagious.
Still, he will be the first member of the coalition to be above criticism, at least as far as the BBC is concerned!
Leave Plaid Cwmry out of this.
It’s Plaid Cymru you Huhne
Good job it’s not Toyota Camry. There’d be no stopping it.
I bet his wife didnt know which way to turn
Excellent. Best comment in a while!
Great stuff, Lads!
I prefer comment 7: “He’s had his cock and eaten it”. Droll.
Must have been a real eye opener!
The humourless twats that run the totty free conservativehome have closed all comments on Blunt coming out. Anyone know why?
perhaps they saw the caption competition on here.
” Bottoms up ! “
I for one am amazed!!! Who would have thought that a man with a name like Crispin Blunt could possibly be a homosexual?
Or Tristram Hunt.
Berkshire Hunt
A message from a fellow whose email tells me his name is Rustum Bharucha has just plopped out of the ether and into my laptop.
Question is, should I warn his wife of his potential proclivities?
I wonder if he knows the naked civil servant??
It should be “knew” not “know”
Any relation to Anthony Blunt?
Well obviously he’s not his son.
Or a public school boy?
or mike hunt is a complete tw@
He could have changed it by deed poll to Blispin Huhne to create an aura of heterosexuality.
He’s almost as gay as me.
Careful where you go with this one, mate.
who gives a shit that Crispin plays the pink oboe, a £320m deal to sell Teesside’s Corus steel plant – mothballed with the loss of 1,600 jobs – is being discussed.
Thai steel company SSI has now signed a memorandum of understanding to buy the Redcar site from Corus.
This is great news for the people of Teesside- and had happened despite my distinct lack of interest in my constituents and the area as a whole.
But I’m still coining it in so why should I care?
Ker-ching!!!!
more and more I’m starting to wonder if the House of Commons is just a meeting club for bummers and not for governing the country.
Incorrect. They aren’t all gay.
Take it from me. (aah go on)
But the chimney sweeps get the best jobs.
Dammit. That’s lost me a fiver.
Stab
shit stab
Oh dear, oh dear. (Sigh).
There was an old Tory named Blunt,
Who buggered a laddie named Lunt.
To his wife he said ‘Hey!
Did I tell you I’m gay?
-I never fancied the cut of your Huhne’.
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg
Surely its not down to who you shag but how good you are at your job ? I mean Freddie Mercury batted for both teams but was a damm good performer .
O/T England 209-7 Broad has 50 Trott closing in on a ton
Quite so, BB. It seems the ‘Westminster village’ has time on its hands. Frankly I couldn’t give a toss. (If, however, we have been funding his gay lover via the expenses system then I certainly would be.)
Agree with the last bit , if he has done a ” Laws” then hang the fucker .
The Westminster village needs a idiot and i nomnate Harriat Harmman ( Mrs Dromy )
How about the Westminster Village People for the Commons Xmas Revue?
I prefer her full title, The hideously white harriet hormone. This coming New Year’s Dishonours list might contain Baroness Hormone of Peckham and Stabvest…
If there are significantly more gays in parliament than in the general population at large, shouldn’t that be a matter of concern?
MPs want to play the numbers game when women and ethnics are under represented. Why can’t we play the same game if gays are over represented.
Or Crimanals , Prostitues , Drug dealers , Where would you draw the line ?
Traitors and thieves.
Ok , What about loonies ( former pm springs to mind)?
Bollocks. Compare to singing, piano, and the guitar.
Two (/1.5) bloody chords on “crazy little thing called love”.
He was better with his oral skills and as a pianist.
Brian May does a wee bit more on the guitar on this song than just playing two chords like some fecking busker you arse !
I wasn’t talking about Brian May. I’m fairly certain he’s 100% guitar and 0% piano. if you see what I mean.
Freddie plays only one and a half chords, and thats all the “guitar action” he ever saw.
Quite so, but as Blunt is an utterly useless Hoon, your theory does not apply.
I suspect Andy Coulson leaked this.
Still, cheaper than a bullet – even at my prices…
Yes & he got AIDS!
who is a gayer now?
Pass me another energy saving lightbulb
Have you found one with any energy in it yet?
At least he come out unlike Gordon ………….
Gordon does not know how to operate a door.
Fact. 10 Downing Street is the only door that cannot be opened from the outside in the UK.
How strange. I’ve only got two doors in my house that can be opened from the outside. All of the rest of them cannot, on the grounds that they are inside. I wonder if other people have the same arrangement?
They only have a handle on one side?
Brown has trouble with doors marked Lift.
Going down.
Er, while you’re down there…………….
Best to leave them permanently open then.
First genuinely funny comment today.
The clue’s in the name folks.
Can’t believe the homophobia of many of the commenters here – it’s disgusting. And here was me thinking most followers of Guido were ‘libertarian’.
did you not know
we are all closet gayers
Yes, we are, with a well-developed but generally benign sense of humour (with one or two notable exceptions).
If you dont like you can always have a refund and fuck off ?
It’s called free speech. Sodomy is a painful and smelly act, it’s sad.
I know, but my girlfriend loves it!
Lucky bugger!
you must be new.
Grow up
Homophobic, you should read what we say about some of nulabours hetros !
I don’t mind but when its a tory MP I’m a spiteful twat
That’s enough heterophobia from you.
No, no, no, we extract the urine from heterosexuals too. I have nothing against homosexuality, although I find it somewhat over-rated.
I’ll be buggered if I’ll have anything to do with it.
We’re not homophobic, we just don’t like woofters.
Why oh why won’t people practice self-censorship any more.
I was going to write something that could be construed as homophobic by busybodies wanting to be insulted on behalf of others but out of respect for you I shall not!
Not at all. I for one would happily see you sodomised.
a beardy
Crispin Blunt voted against abolition of section 28
that has nothing to do with gay rights its about the power of the state.
I thought it was more to do with a tabloid fantasy.
+ a badly written piece of legislation+ A bit of “the power of the state” not liking who’d been voted in in local authorities
sneaking over a fence for some dogging
http://www.epolitix.com/Resources/epolitix/MPWebsites/Images/c-d/crispin-blunt-Copyhold.jpg
Look at that shit eating grin and those bug eyes who was he trying to fool that he was straight.
i thought everyone knew Tristam Hunt was gay?
I warned him I’d go to the Sundays if he didn’t let us have party’s.
Getting in before RECALL is implemented.
Was this Huhne on the campaign trail with lovely wife in tow.
If they lie to their wife and the electorate how the fuck can we ever trust any of them. Guido you have my permission (not that you need it) to finish the job you started before you were so cruelly Hung Drawn and Quartered to get your body back together have a few Guinnesses and blow the whole dam place up.
P.S. for MI5/6 who might be eyeballing we know the real story about the MI6 spy found murdered
His real name was Brian Shepherd, he is thought to have been stabbed several times with a fork and put into a hot bath first. The Met Police are treating it as a ‘Boil in the Bag Shepherds Spy.
lol boil in the bag shepherds spy
I’ve got my eye on you, sonny…
WHENS OLD QUEEN GORDON BROWN COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET? ONE OF THE BIGGEST OPEN SECRETS IN WESTMINISTER.
Maybe David Icke was right these people are all aliens and lizards inside and love Greek style fudge packing young tight ones.
Am I the only non gay in the country.
No
Certainy not.
Gordon got done for “wombling” around Wimbledon Common about 25 years ago – a quiet caution for a Labour MP in the 80s. Think it was just after miners strike – a good day to bury bad news….?
Ohhh, I wish I was in the Commons, it seems just like Chariots sauna and bathouse there…I wonder if Willy will come join me and Reinaldo for a private rub-down…
Pity the country’s not coming out of recession at the speed these hoons are leaving the closet.
Is his wife fit? Cos a rich potential cougar is coming onto the market.
who is rather fond of taking a Greek holiday for a while as her aris has been overused throughout her marriage. She should have suspected sooner that his cock always tasted of William’s shite
Seb and I offer our shoulders to cry on to our honourable friend.
I’m starting to think that this site is entirely populated by gay sex obsessed old farts (who are only jealous that an announcement of this kind from them would be met with complete indifference – for the simple reason that no one of either gender would be remotely interested in grappling with their leprous genitals anyway.) Apart from me – I’m obviously gorgeous.
Shame really – the site itself is pretty good.
Fancy sitting in our monks circle? Do you wannabe in our gang our gang?
And you call yourself a libreal ?
if it was a Labour Minister you would be wetting yourself
nice try but we ain’t buying it
GENUINELY disappointed to see the reaction of some people on here and other blogs. Like ‘disgusted’ @ #40, I thought Guido’s readership was more libertarian-minded, and thus wouldn’t give a toss and certainly wouldn’t pass the time with catty jibes and smutty rhymes. Shame on you, and ffs grow up – you’re an embarrassment to what I thought was a libertarian-minded community on this blog. Libertarian my arse.
Leave the poor man alone for Christ’s sake – his family’s world has just been turned upside down and he’s doubtlessly feeling at his lowest too. And for a man of FIFTY to come out now – it was in all likelihood a monumental, life-changing strain.
As Iain Dale said, this will (alas) be a story for the Sunday’s, when in actual fact he should just be allowed to get on with his life, and his family should be allowed to rebuild in peace.
The United Kingdom is generally quite mature in its attitude to homosexuality – unfortunately, it seems, not yet mature enough.
Good for him that he can now live the rest of his life truthfully. Of course my thoughts are with him and his family.
So you are against free speech unless you agree with whats being said ?
Not at all – people are perfectly free to be homophobic, spiteful prats if they want to be.
Just like I’m perfectly free to point out that they are.
It’s their freedom of speech – let them abuse it however they want. Just as a libertarian, I feel less inclined to judge a man on his family life and sexuality than some religious zealot.
Just because I have the freedom to kick a man when he’s in the gutter, doesn’t mean I have to.
“Just because I have the freedom to kick a man when he’s in the gutter, doesn’t mean I have to.”
You dont its called asault.
Any way as you have seen i aint bothered about who he shags .
That makes two of us.
” “Just because I have the freedom to kick a man when he’s in the gutter, doesn’t mean I have to.”
You dont its called asault. ”
Very funny.
the tabloids forced him to live a lie
Boohoohoo, you are way of the mark.
He chose to live a lie.
He could have been honest or he could have lived a lie. He chose to live a lie and take what he could get pretending one thing while being another. I would have more respect for him if he had been honest from the word go. I hate to say this but Ian Dale and Alan Duncan deserve more respect for their honesty.
Politicians have a habit of kicking people in the gutter every sodding day. Whilst I have absolutely no interest in what people choose to put in their bottoms, the real issue is the deceit. Deceit to his family to begin. Were there not some looming story, he would be happily sitting down for Sunday lunch playing the part of the happily heterosexual family man. If you can lie to your partner, then it’s open season to lie to your constituents. Hypocrisy is at the heart of the matter. Let them all be outed as far as I care. As long as we have a system which bends to secrecy we are royally fucked. I suggest you take your sanctimonious wailings elsewhere where they might be better received.
Well said. I have no issue with his sexual preference, but he has lied to his wife and his family and has shown himself unworthy of his constituents trust. If he had any decency he would resign his seat.
Dear Student are you implying that this man is now in the gutter ? Thats very moralistic and judgemental of you is it not ?
Yes and free speech also includes saying you lot should grow the fuck up ! Right Billy boy !
No sir he should be attacked and should be sacked with immediate effect. He should have never stood for parliament under a ticket of being a married man.
The country has bent over backwards (sorry) to appease gay people.
He should go and go now!
Right on bro!
“Leave the poor man alone for Christ’s sake – his family’s world has just been turned upside down and he’s doubtlessly feeling at his lowest too”.
Aww, the poor little sausage.
What about his wife and the people he’s lied to?
You are a fucking idiot, a student of what?
“a student of what?”
What f*cking difference does that make?
Y’know, and sorry if this comes as a shock to you and your evidently insulated mentality, but some gay people CAN’T come out until decades into their lives. Because, as I believe Matthew Parris once wrote about, of pressures in the lives of those around them. For instance, they don’t wish to make stressful times any more stressful (their parents might be on the verge of divorce – why contribute to the stress? an elderly relative may be ill and weak – why risk giving them a huge shock? and so on)… and so, they get used to hiding it. Not through malicious calculation, more through habit. They learn to live a second life because they felt compelled to – and often for perfectly honourable reasons.
You condescending, ignorant, pathetic little person. Go crawl back under your rock, for goodness’ sake.
And before you accuse me of being a bleeding-heart liberal (or perhaps a wimpy little poof?), I’ve known gay people to be brought to the brink of suicide through the stress of having to come out to families and friends who (rather like some of the pathetic individuals who have commented today) feel it proper to continuously direct abusive vitriol toward gay people and make cheap snide little remarks: the ‘banter’ among straight friends in the pub about how ‘wrong’ it is to have gay sex, the father who moans “oh god, they’re poofs” when two guys kiss on TV etc.
THEY’RE the ones who make it impossible for gays to come out. And THEY’RE the ones who must carry large parts of the blame for this kind of tragic saga which produces the knee-jerk, unsympathetic, blindly ignorant moral hatred which imbeciles like you spew into the open.
Oh boo-fucking-hoo. You really are a fucking drippy twat, why are you still here you fucking oxygen thief?
Boy, Mr. Student, if you think we are all being meanies now, are you in for a nasty shock when demographics really start to kick in.
LOL, excuse me and gays are not insulting and enjoy derogatory banter about “boring straights” do they? Fucking hypocrite, go play your moralising, holier than thou bullshit games elsewhere. Blunt is a liar, a hypocrite and fraud. He deserves all that is coming his way.
Shoving your knob up another mans arse is not gay sex,it’s not sex of anykind, its a perversion.
It’s a pity it didn’t send B LIAR, Buffoon Brown and Mandelshite to suicide, along with all the perves in the last bunch of fools, that includes you as well you dirty fucker.
“You condescending, ignorant, pathetic little person.”
Who the fuck do YOU think you are you fucking wankstain, if you don’t like people discussing what they want to discuss, then fuck off.
This country is full of nasty little fascists like you.
Take a flying fuck at a shit filled hole, c*nt!
Hit a nerve, did I?
Can’t challenge ignorance when I see, is that it?
Welcome to a free country, you moron.
You can challenge all you want, and i can reply.
Good ain’t it.
I have no objection to you replying with your (mostly) expletive-filled garbage. You’re just embarrassing yourself further. But, you’re free to do so, so go right ahead.
Off home now – take care, pal. I can only pray the company you keep are there by choice, because being forced to be around someone like you – Christ on the Cross – it must be TORTURE.
Ta ta.
Dear Sudent I notice you make much play of criticising the “expletives Language used by others on here yet have no compulsion yourself tin using offensive Blasphemy ie “Christ on a cross” in your own posting. But then in the Socialist paradise its ok to be ofensive about Christians. innit !!
Concrete Pump for Poet Laureate. Student, the “tolerant libertarian”, for Arsehole of the Year.
Geez – you just don’t get it do you!
As a so called ‘libertarian’, where do you stand in ‘standing-up’ for what you believe in? Clearly nowhere – on your arse and whining. Fuck all use to anyone in fact. As a ‘libertarian’ you fail the first test – the ability to stick two fingers up to society and be an individual and refuse to submit to the mores and attitudes we are supposed to accept as part of our daily lives.
What, so there’s no such a thing as a tolerant libertarian?
A libertarian can’t stand up against homophobia and the sort of spiteful cobblers being bandied about on here?
Don’t make me laugh.
Stupid student, homophobia implies irrational fear of homo’s. I neither fear, or wish to stick my penis up another mans arse. Having an opinion that is not politically correct, is apparently something you equate to irrational fear. Not the same thing chump, not by a mile.
“tolerant libertarian”
Except of course when other people express an opinion, or cast casual observations, humourous asides, that are contrary to your “tolerant libertarianism” at which point you explode into self rightious antagonistic anger and hatred. You do know what hypocrite means dont you?
@ Student
“For instance, they don’t wish to make stressful times any more stressful …”
How stressful can it have been for his wife, living in his “lie” ? Go back to your studies, jeez!
Take a flying fuck at a shit filled hole, c*nt!
lol!
Not a student of any subject where English is important… s/he used the words “actual fact” together.
It’s a bit of fun, that’s all. And he deserves it, don’t you think, for deceiving his poor wife all these years?
No fucking sense of humour, have you?
” I despise what you say but defend your right to say it ” *
Game set match
* If someone can get the actul quote would be better
“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” These were not his words, but rather those of Evelyn Beatrice Hall, written under the pseudonym S. G. Tallentyre in her 1906 biographical book The Friends of Voltaire.
Get off your arse and do it yourself you idle slob.
Student are you gay? if not then please kindly stop worrying about things that are none of your concern.
We are big enough and ugly enough to look after ourselves these days thanks ducky.
If you want to be gay though drop a line i’m sure we could sort something out
xxx
Quite. And as for a straight person (which is implied by their comments) talking about the difficulties of coming out….FUCK OFF.
You have been listening to too much BBC hype. We are not all fags or fag lovers,oops see what I did there.
It’s silly season, so the MSM are desperate for anything to fill newsprint. If this had happened in October during the height of the spending review, it would have got about ten lines on page twelve. Most people wouldn’t have noticed.
just a bit farther Engineer, that’s it streeeetch! your tongue still hasn’t quite reached past Cameron’s ringpiece and rectum to his colon
On yer bike, TaT.
This Tat chump seems very familiar with the more unsavoury practices of the gays.
Why, I wonder?
Dear Student,
I believe the majority of British people are not homophobic.
Hypocrisy is what people despise. The man is in public life.
A lot of the remarks on here made me laugh out loud. You have to get a sense of humour.
So what drives these men to cross over for our team, do Tory wives too posh to take it up the arse?
Do we need to introduce “affirmative action” to allow more heterosexuals a chance in government?
Crispin Blunt,has parents must have known when they named him.
Crispin Rupert Jeremy Blunt, I’ll have you know.
Oh fuck me… a Jeremy and a Rupert as well! Next we’ll learn he’s a transvestite familiar with the Yum-Yum tree on the Heath!
A rupert named Rupert? How apt!
Are Tory wives to posh to take it up the shitter? Thats the real question we should be asking.
Why would you want to do that is the real question !!!!
Trott Gets his ton
check out his niece
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_devil_wears_prada/emily_blunt/devilpre.jpg
Wikipedia, which sometimes has useful information, tells us that she got them out in Henry VIII.
Laugh at the hysterical interview he gave to the BBC
http://tiny.cc/gosiy
Honestly, the lengths some chaps will go to avoid buying a 20th wedding anniversary gift for their wife…………..
I wonder if Brown will ever come to terms with it.
OT
Balls has admitted he disagreed with Darling over the deficit reduction
So he WAS the forces of hell unleashed on Darling
What are the chances, Tory is gay, Anne Summers advert at the top for a dildo!!!
Big Portillo man. They called it the Gay Mafia and as every day goes by, it seems that they were right.
Blair, Portillo, Mandelson and many others in powerful positions, willing and able to betray our country. Blunt was openly disloyal to IDS. Now he calls for loyalty to him. Surely he does not deserve any. Give him back what he gave by publicly undermining IDS in favour of Portillo.
Didn’t Blunt back that tosser Rifkind too?
both europhiles. but rifkind was not openly disloyal as was blunt.
anthony? no crispin.
blunt’s a bad name in the annals of patriotic loyalty.
but a good name in the anals of buggery
anyone who goes to tory conference knows that 90% of tory men are gay…
And anyone who goes to a labour conference knows that 100% of the women are lezzies
Thats why we are all fucking Tory wifes
but that’s not.
That’s true.
You notice that Enfield manages to get some very Bernard Manning type jokes out under the guise of being ironic. So that makes it alright then !
Bernard Manning was a northerner whereas Harry is from civilisation. It explains why Last of the Summer Wine is being cancelled so that money can be put into Jo brand’s comedy and that of sophisticated Londoners that the BBC are looking for.
Ok you got me,its bum rap though
Back to basics!
oh yes!!
Whiter than white….a New Day has dawned has it not !
We’re all in this together !
Will Braod get a ton as well ?
Look darling fact is the news of the world have a story sunday so I am a fag ,theres no one else involved but I’m leaving you now.Good bye and than kyou.
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
Next!
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That slept with us upon Blunt Crispin’s day.
*** claps ***
I hope to fuck John Prescott isn’t gay.
If he is you can have first dibs.
I really hopeful . . . he was a cabin boy you know.
Naw he’s just a collaborator with the aristocracy.
Can’t stop laughing out loud. What a truly terrifying thought. Genuinely funny and scary at the same time.
That is why we come here
Please please please please please let it be so !
Well he couldn’t get his little chipollata up sometimes wiv me.
I’m sure he would be for a plate of sugared donuts
From seen elsewhere
http://londonersdiary.standard.co.uk/2010/08/will-miliband-turn-labour-into-a-hive-of-hyperactivity.html
One day everyone will be gay, and we will all look back and laugh at these “coming out” stories.
Let’s get it over with now . . . !
HaHaHaHaHa . .
What fun we had
Is Hauge next……???
bet theres more to come out about this,there usually is.There was with this lot.
Tory Party General election candidate, Michael Powell – Convicted and jailed for 3 years for downloading hardcore child porn.
Tory Party MP (Billericay) Harvey Proctor – Stood trial for sex offences of a sado-masochistic nature against teenage boys, and was forced to resign.
Tory Party Councillor ( Stratford-upon-Avon ) Christopher Pilkington – Convicted of downloading hardcore child porn on his PC. Placed on sex offenders register and forced to resign.
. Tory Party councillor ( Coventry ), Peter Stidworthy – Charged with indecent assault of a 15-year old boy.
Tory Party Mayor ( North Tyneside ), Chris Morgan – Forced to resign after being arrested twice in 2 weeks, for indecent assault on a 15-year old girl, and for suspicion of downloading child porn.
Tory Party Liaison Manager on the London Assembly, Douglas Campbell, who’s job includes running the Tory GLA website – Arrested for allegedly downloading child porn. He is currently suspended while the Police investigation continues.
Tory Party Councillor (Folkestone – in Leader, Michael Howard’s constituency), Robert Richdale – 41 year history of crime, involving 30 convictions and 5 prison sentences. Richdales enormous criminal record, which covers 10 pages of A4 paper, includes convictions for assault, theft, causing death by dangerous driving, forgery, drugs offences, possession of an offensive weapon, and sex attacks against underage schoolgirls. The Tory Party election campaign literature described Richdale as “a family man” who had a “compassionate personality”
Labour Councillor (Newton Aycliffe) Martin Locklyn – Convicted and jailed for 15 years for sexually abusing 3 14-year-old boys.
Labour Councillor (North Lincolnshire) David Spooner – Convicted and jailed for 1 year for masturbating in front of 2 young boys.
Labour Mayor (Westhoughton/Lancashire) Nicholas Green – Convicted and jailed for 10 years for 3 rapes and 13 counts of indecent assault against little girls between the age of 6 and 10. He raped one woman on her wedding day.
Prominent Labour Party activist Mark Tann (who has met Tony & Cherie at Party functions) recently got a 15-year sentence for raping a 4-year old girl on 2 separate occasions.
Entire Labour Party conspired to conceal the activities of Labour Party activist and serial child-molester Mark Trotter, who died from AIDS before he could be convicted.
Labour Councillor (Manchester), George Harding – Charged with indecent assault on a girl of 12.
PS
The list is much larger but Guido has a limit on the size of posts
Solution: Once you get near the allowable maximum for one entry, type End of Part One and post it. Then open a new post starting with Part Two. You can keep using this method until you have finally posted all the info you wish to convey.
No charge…
Glad someone’s keeping score.
Got a link to the full list?
i don’t have the full link but its on here
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/
Thanks
I think it’s nature’s way of controlling over population.
No room for the Glasgow list then……..
What is it about gays that they like fucking things up the arse, including the country?
Time was when all p herverts, p hoofs, and b henders were thought to be public school boys.
But we have equality now.
We progressives teach em in the nationalised skools to give and take it up the bum from a very early age.
¡Ay, caramba!
What a pathetic bunch you are.
Why are you (including Guido) so obsessed with the sexuality of all unsundry?
I think you must all be very insecure about your own sexual identity. It wouldn’t suprise me if many of you dress up in your wive’s (or mother’s) undies for a good old wank.
I think you’re all a bunch of poofs in denial.
what’s an ‘unsundry’ poof boy????
wives’ (or, if you prefer – wife’s)
Can’t do English either apparently
Speaking on behalf of several and various readers and commenters on Guido, we’re not a bunch of insecure poofs.
A gay old Tory MP named Blunt,
Fancied a new Liebore MP named Hunt,
Said Cris to Tris:
‘Won’t you give us a kiss?’
Said Tris – ‘No, my arse is reserved for Mandy’.
that’s what Public school does for you, turns your sons into bummers…
Rather a bummer than a comprehensive thicko scummer.
What is the matter with our once great country?
What evil moral cancer has attacked our establishment?
oh that’s right it’s socialism (and its right wing brother corporatism)
What do you mean, corpulentism?
They must serve some very dodgy stuff in those Westminster bars. If that’s what it does to MPs, you need to be a bit careful where you sup in future, Guido.
Emily Blunt remains the sexiest member of the Blunt family:
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EYEWRHYYSCHEYES
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_devil_wears_prada/emily_blunt/devilpre.jpg
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I dunno. Is Guido a raging homophobe or what?
First the blatent attempt to smear Hague and now this unedifying gloating over the outing of Blunt and the tragic consequences for his marriage.
I can see this plays well to the large population of brain-dead bigots here but it serves no other purpose – unless you count diminishing the credibility of this blog.
I think Guido needs a ‘check up from the neck up’.
SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN!
Twat
It’s silly season. He can’t do cat-in-a-wheelie-bin or England-recovery-at-Lords because they’re not political, and heavy policy analysis isn’t rumour or tittle-tattle, so he has to run with this stuff.
Well there’s certainly no hot pussy action in this story.
Do you mean “blatant”?
Jeez, these fucking shirt lifters are everywhere.
There’s quite a few in your vatican and churches as well your holiness
Dont i fucking know it, theyr’e costing me a fortune in compo claims.
Bells you my son, holiness.
When’s Chris Huhne coming out as a lesbian?
did you misstype?
When is Chris Huhne coming out of a lesbian?
OMG! The Tories will burn him to a Crispen.
When is Gordon Brown coming out?
Related to Anthony Blunt by any chance…?
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/08/putting-it-bluntly.html
@STUDENT! FUCK OFF AND LEAVE PEOPLE TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS. THE WORLD IS DIVERSE AND EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION WHETHER IT IS DISAGREEABLE OR NOT! FUCK OFF!
The guy is clearly a coward. He has lied to his wife and his family. I personally could not give a flying fuck if he is shagging a chimp. Why wait until he is 50 to come out? He is a coward! The UK is relatively tolerant of homosexuality. Having the odd homophobic jibe is no excuse to lie to the people you love.
Crispin Bl*** has gone off c***
Boohoo. You are all homophobes and I am a libertarian who wants to force my opinions on you and make sure you are thinking like me. I am a libertarian who thinks it is unacceptable for anyone else to have a different opinion from myself. I am a libertarian who thinks we should all conform to political correctness. I am a libertarian who does not truly understand democracy and freedom of speech and the right to express an opinion…I am a STUDENT who does know my arse from my elbow. I am student with my head so far up my arse I expect you all to agree with me!
Hit a nerve, did I?
Can’t challenge ignorance when I see, is that it?
Welcome to a free country, you moron.
Don’t you take my name in vain you pillock. Get your own – or did your mum forget who the father was?
Hello Student. You seem like a nice boy.
Would you like to join my Judo club ?
You could be a brown belt in no time, although I think you might have reached that level already…..
Let me know.
PS: if your Christian name is any of these below, you get a 35% discount on the first year joing fee:
Crispin
Quentin
Quentin-Crispin
Jeremy
Rupert
William
Sebastian
Gordon
Peter
Peter&Gordon
World Without Love
I don’t Care what they Say
About leather trousers
I had a hunch that he was gay. Now his wife has got the hump because he should have been more Blunt about his sexuality sooner. Now I have a hunch that Blunt has got the hump because someone kicked him out of the closest.
Stay tuned for the next installment of Hunch Back Mountain. Coming to a blog near you. Pensioners half price and STUDENTs pay double.
Sorry, I seem to have come to the wrong place. Excuse me.
Education is wasted on STUDENT. He or she has an inability to grasp that real knowledge comes from experience and the University of Life and not the Eweniversity of textbook study. STUDENT, accept not everyone is going to agree with you and go along with your political correctness. Some opinions may be homophobic and may even be cruel. But they are genuine opinions unlike the politically correct rubbish that you spout. Libertarianism is not pc nonsense, it has a dark aspect to it but at least it is open and honest. Libertarianism is about honesty for good or bad. Political correctness is about conforming to a script with no question asked. It stifles diversity, which strangely is the very thing you are trying to defend. You are using the wrong tools. Libertarian even though it is controversial still promotes diversity in thinking and life. PC stifles debate and learning.
I have a hunch that at least one more male Tory MP with an aversion for his wife’s, or for that matter, any woman’s beef curtains, might be outed in the coming months . . .
But have you seen some of these Tory Wives? Doesn’t necessarily mean you’re gay.
Poor Mrs Blunt. Poor children.
This is what you get when you name your son “Crispin Jeremy Rupert”.
Parents should first consult “Lives of the Most Famous Homosexuals” before making this momentous decision.
How dare you try to out Rupert The Bear, you rotter !
Sir!! I represent that remark. Handbags at dawn on the heath.
Looks like handbags at dawn for Hague:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7968924/Cabinet-minister-may-act-over-false-claims-of-gay-affairs.html
Reading Gaol beckons….
Don’t be vague – ask for Hague!
Why would any Common Law jurisdiction have an Orwellian sounding “justice” miniter in any case?
Surely only countries with Continental legal systems have this kind of thing?
I thought wavey Davey was dismantling ZaNuLiebore Constitutional travesties such as ministries of justice and truth?
Get on with it Dave, white van man has lost his patience with you
White Van Man – The USA, Canada, and Australia all have Departments of Justice.
Are you unwell?
Is anyone in Parliament straight, in any known meaning of the word?
Ben D. Over MP
“Seb, I’m ready”
oops, wrong post. That was meant for Mr H
Typical, absolutely typical. This dreadful creep serves as an army officer in the Royal Hussars and then as an MP votes to keep gays out of the armed forces in 1998, when all the time he’s gay himself. This hypocrite should go away and rot!!!!
He did??? What a lying, corrupt, shit-stabber! Reigate, vote the fecking bastard out!
All gayers are liars, they attain comfort with it.
Come on Gordon we all know you’re shit stabber – put it in the autobiography, at least then there’ll be a reason to buy it.
Tell us how good you are at buggering things.
There are aliens 50,000 light-years away looking though telescopes at the Earth, and on seeing Crispin Blunt, shouting to their mates, “come and look at this arse bandit!”
He is sooooooooooooo gay. He has that evil genetic gay face. And the plumaged up, violently fucked in the face, grooved lips.
Dirty diseased filthy subhuman scum (and he eats poo poo like ice cream).
Ah, it takes me back to my schooldays, when I remember some of my mates saying of someone suspected of being gay, “Look at the way he walks [picking his feet up instead of dragging them like us]! And his shoes are polished [instead of being scuffed like ours]!”