Guido is off to watch the death throes of Ed Balls’s leadership campaign over at Clifford Chance where he is doing a Q&A at 18:30 with Steve Richards. Tomorrow morning he is also giving a speech at Bloomberg at 08:30. Both will have questions from the floor so you never know Guido, or an audience ally, might just get the chance to make Blinky squirm at one of the events.
What would you ask?
Questions in the comments please…
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Cleaning Out Stables | Biased BBC
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Guido’s Column | Daily Star Sunday
2020 Tax Final Report | TPA
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Naughty Steve Hilton | Bruce Anderson
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Greeks Withdrawing Bank Cash to Buy AK47s | Trevor Kavanagh
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What Cuts? | Stephen Glover
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
I suppose WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING Hunt? is too predictable?
Where is your wife ?
Do you know which way is “up”?
I want this nutter to win, it will help Liebour no end to stay in the shadow of politics. During univeristy he supported the Tories when Maggie was at her height in politics, yet he now rants on about Maggie as if she was the devil. Presumably the affects of drugs converted him to Liebour. Perhaps if he becomes leader someone will enquire in depth about the Smith Institute and Balls involvement or not. Come on Nutter, I want you to win. You hate all right minded thinking people and have no time for the honest hard working souls of this country.
I’d give anything for my lovely Eddy boy to win.
That would ensure that I get back as Chance-A-Lor pdq.
And then the UK back on course
Any of the famous five will help keep Labour in the shadows, they are a troop of weirdos that will repel middle-ground voters. Go read the New Statesman endorsement of little Eddie – they are calling that odd weasel “charming”. The labourites are looking at themselves in a funhouse mirror that straightens out the freakshow at their head.
Why should we care about someone who was never going to win ?
OT
The Fat Poof Poll is in
http://www.totalpolitics.com/blogs/index.php/2010/08/26/top-30-libertarian-blogs
He owes me!
I taught him everything he knows!
So my question is … how will he repay me?
Who killed Kelly
Wrong question. Should be: Why are you such an evil Hunting fucking Hunt?
Why is Steve Richards such a twat ?
Ask Ed if he can still remember all the words to Deutschland Uber Alles and whether his Nazi unform still fits him, or has the missus let it out a bit seeing as he has such a fat gut from all the food bought at our expense.
She probably likes being backscuttled by her bit on the side while he hides in the wardrobe in his little uniform and has a pedal and crank listening to them both, the minx!
And does he prefer wearing Mac or Nars kajal?
Does Yvette take it up Trap 2? Does she suck well?
I take it any way I can to ensure my dear boy gets the comfort and relief he so desperately needs at this tense high point of his career.
He gets so tense nowadays you know, and there’s only one way that I know of to bring him down!
Well as a matter of course she normally looks like she’s got something wedged up her Hershey Highway, but the only thing she sucks is lemons judging by her habitual facial expression.
Hershey Highway!
Love it!!! lol!!!
…I really must learn to spell the name of the greatest state of the Union.
Serves me right for drinking so early!
Blinky Darling, – are you ready dearest?
Dearest Darling, I’m ready.
Sweetest, dearest darling . . how manly you look!
Dearest sweatest darling you bring out the man in me, – a man who is ready for the greatest challenge this nation has ever faced.
Blinky dearest dearest darling, my object of undying love and tenderest devotion, . .
[we have to end this broadcast here because of retching noises by the sound crew]
Pennsyltucky ain’t the greatest of anything. It does have some great white-water rafting in the west end, though.
Ask him if it was good idea to allow six million immigrants into the U.K.
We are carrying out Labour policy to-day and giving blanket coverage of the misunderstood totally innocent Asil Nadir who did not steal all the money and only went on the run because he was misunderstood (Interviews at a price not to be disclosed at his Mayfair digs) This is of course allowing the immigration figures released to-day to be kicked into the long grass, we will not allow the fact that UK is totally overrun by immigrants, 350,000 “student visas” (more illegal stayers) also isssued. We are doing our job, we are following orders.
From his point of view it was a good thing – more labour voters = more power for him and then later to cash in bigtime like Tony the war criminal.
That it has destroyed an old culture, devastated some working class communities, lowered trust in politicians and helped the BNP massively is of no concern to Balls & Co.
Beat me to it!
When are you going to pull the flush and disappear you slimy turd?
Simples!
Did you unleash the forces of hell on Darling
Darling swatted him like a fly. Just give him my best, Guido, just give him my best support, bud!
I reckon because the Liberals are taking the hit in local government circles that Labour may have a bit of a resurrgent streak in them and, yet, less than 15 months ago I was waking up wanking over killing Labour stone mudda fucking dead. Be careful what you fucking wish for, ah, fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
But, yeah, give him my love, Guido bud.
Cheers.
Why do you think you are so unpopular in your own party ?
Maybe just, ‘Why are you so unpopular in your own party?’
Cracking.
Or, even better ‘Why are you so unpopular?’
or just Wh?
Who is the greatest cricket umpire ever ?
Dickie Bird, no question.
Darrell Hair of course! The only one willing to stand up to the cheating of a certain “cricketing” country…
Do you know where Morley is?
Blinky holds Morley on a mere 1,000 majority.If Dave and Nick bust open the BBCs monopoly on national and regional news, counter,strongly, Labs doublespeak ( this is essential,infact, this is of utmost importance ) and sort the country out – I’d say Balls is toast,for sure.Thats why Lab must bust the coalition,its their only hope and they know it.
If so.How do you plan to keep your seat with a slim 1,000 majority in 2015 ?
Can you please kill yourself?
How close are/where you and Damian Mcbride ?
In the event your leadership bid is successful would you consider an old friend, mentor and ex-Prime Minister for a shadow cabinet post, and if not, hy not, bearing in mind he’s no novice this time?
What’s it like having the surname Balls?
His mother’s idea: so blame Elizabeth Swollocks.
I am a Conservative voter. I – and every other Conservative voter I know – is backing your campaign. What do you think that says about you?
Love it!
or, don’t you think it is a tad hypocritical to congratulate the camerons on the birth of their child given you were prepared to smear them?
or
you promised billions of invisible money to pay for schools that now can’t have the money because of your terrible running of the economy – how does that work?
or
when Yvette came home and casually mentioned over a spag bol that the defecit was running at a few trillion – why did you promise loads of money to schools and employ trillions of quangos?
or
when did you last use your chill out room?
Are you my daddy?
Who gives better head, Yvette or Bryant?
Mandleson
Prescott – nah, only kidding!
You mean ex semen
Have you ever told a lie?
Why did you change your name to Balls, from Balls Up.
And is Annette Cooper realy a bloke,in drag.
And who is Annette…Yvette’s sister?
Exactly what aspect of bullying first attracted you to Labour politics?
LOL thanks for that Anonynous
Get the mic to ask a question and just laugh in his stupid face till he claims that your laughter is only for the rich and hurts the poor.
Then laugh some more until his (probably taxpayer funded somehow) thugs kick you out.
Why do you wear such a gleeful expression on your face when you’re making spurious claims about the extreme pain and suffering poor people and families will endure at the hands of the Tories? Why do you not take families and the poor seriously, do you not care about them?
do you think it will assist the labour party’s chance of winning the next general election if gordon brown is a member of the shadow cabinet, yes or no?please explain the reasoning for your answer.
Absolutely Brilliant question Damien
How many times a day did you have to give Brown his medication?
Who are more numerous, the living or the dead?
The living, because the dead are no more.
Ask him if he understands why every Tory in the land wants him to win this election…..
Have you learnt to “Love” Peter Mandelson + Chris Mullins ?
Do you think Tim Lovejoy is a BBC legend ?
Were you bullied at school and why?
What makes you think you represent the working class?
Is Yvette a dirty whore in the sack, (yes or no, i don’t want any descriptions)?
Have you ever rubbed a fiver on your arsehole and spent it in McDonalds?
When are you going to fuck off and die?
Far too many questions CP, the blink rate would result in fascial muscle overload.
‘Blinky’ is almost affectionate.
His name is ‘loadof’.
If you lose, will you go into charity work like your friend Gordon Brown? Oh, wait…
Ed Balls and Steve Richards eh, That’s two boggle-eyed halfwits then.
Two boggle-eyed halfwits = One boggle-eyed twit.
Do you regret saying, ‘So what?’ to the impact of the abolition of the 10p tax band on the poor?
Who, exactly, are you to whine about regressive taxes when it was your Labour government that doubled income tax on the poor?
Is it true that your wife had an affair?
Who with? – they must have had very poor taste – or was it Blunkett?
Stevie Wonder
Blunketts’ dog!
Ruff
What’s the speed of ‘dark’?
Which area of the British countryside
known for its natural beauty do you enjoy and admire?
Or, which Dog fight double do you remember the best?
My prediction is he’ll stumble over the first bit(Marxists
don’t do aesthetic beauty) and he’ll probably not
understand the second bit . Probably didn’t do normal kids stuff.
regarding dog fights – ‘Do you still wear the nazi uniform, and did you buy airfix messerschmidts rather than spitfires when you wrer a kid?
(methinks the uniform is to convince yvette its someone else…)
In the light of the debt of £4.8 trillion left by the last Labour government, what steps would you put in place to try put this country on a sound economic footing for the future?.
No good… he’d just say “Borrow another £5 trillion”.
Have you ever told the truth ?
The Labour Party aka New Labour lost the last election. Was this because they had a blinkered view of the progress you made in Education – Tony Blair’s 1st, 2nd and 3rd priorities?
1) What would you cut (and no bullshit about waiting to see how growth goes)
2) And what underspend exactly was he banking on to fund the school building programme – what if there was no underspend, as that is VERY rare.
(God how I hate that man)
Me too God.
Why do you thing Labour always run out of other peoples money ?
At what point did you realise that it was probably best to just write off the general election and start trying to hold onto your ‘safe’ seat instead?
Does Damian regret knocking over Guidos pint ?
Why did you and 400 other Labour MPs just say nothing and sit on your hands while the imbecile Brown ban*ru*ted the UK?
Mr Balls, why don’t you fuck off?
Witty.
Which shadow post do you think you are most fitted for when one of he militwits wins the leadership?
I would make him peace envoy to Afghanistan. I’d promise him the usual protection for ministers visiting dangerous warzone but have a message sent to him when he steps off the plane that no officers were available.
Why are you such a fucking cock?
What makes you think that the country can afford nother labour goverment ?
Come on, their music’s not THAT bad.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11095761
Irish band U2′s first Russian concert was marred after police arrested activists from rights group Amnesty International before the gig began.
They were probably seeking an amnesty for Bono’s outstanding tax payments.
The fucker could wipe out Africa’s debt with a single cheque but he wants the rest of us to do it.
Bonio is an arrogant poseur and pseud. Smoggie – you are not wrong. The little bastard would rather keep his millions in a tax haven than dig into it to help the Africans. Do as I say, not as I do.
he does fuck all for his irish compatriots either,as soon as the artists tax exemption was lifted he buggered off to holland,still,he means well with our money
Geldof at liveaid asked the people for their f*****ng money,that twat 20 years or so later asked the governments for their peoples money.there is a difference.
Bono is a turd
Just how appalled and disgusted do you think labour’s founding fathers would be in the god awful mess you have inflicted on the British people… or dont you care as long as you can flip your mortgage.
Labours founding fathers were socialists, with a soft spot for Russian communism. They would have not given a shit about bankrupting Britain either.
Do you think its wise to stand as leader with a unsafe seat ?
Do you believe in a Judgement Day.
Think carefully.
How do you think you’ll do?
Never mind, forget it – what we really want is one truthful answer for a change.
Ed , when was the last time that you dressed as a Nazi and do you still have the uniform?
what do you think of the prize tosser who came out of court today and gave a nazi salute?
He’s grown out of wearing that Nazi uniform. By several inches.
Would you support an independent investigation into the allegations of postal voting fraud in your consituency?
If not, why not?
Do you and the Labour party take any of the responsibility for the previous mismanagement of the economy, which has had a negative impact on all our lifes and how do you propose to tackle the deficit?
How will you feel when you are the first the first to be kicked out of the leadership bid.
Forget the deficit, it’s the DEBT that is the real problem. To tackle that, will require real courage and real pain. Tinkering with current spending while the debt monster grows, is not a solution to anything.
no matter what, you won’t be able to beat this ……
Do you support the use off goal line technolgy ?
When you die, where do you think you’ll go?
Ed, when you used to dress as a Nazi was it a Brown shirt costume?
Have you ever tortured a small animal?
Mr Pump that is both subjective and speculative
What Guido should have ask is
“Have you ever shoved the insides of a bog roll into your anus and then inserted a gerbil?”
Then watch until his eyes fall out from shock
IfI could be arsed getting up so early Id have pop at asking that one
Typical politician, he’d deny ever having done that with a gerbil.
Just been reading up about him on wiki, I dont think he’s the mug that we all take him for, even attended bilderberg. Seems the old man has a thing for animals in the last paragraph.
Ed, tell us about selling the gold again? How did you know the price was right? Will you use the same technique to decide when to swap Sterling for the Euro?
Would you be delighted if your wife were made Shadow Chancellor?
Did the Russian linesman in the 1966 world cup final get it right ?
He was Azeri but the answer is NEIN anyway.
Q- “Have you ever knowingly or even accidentally answered a question truthfully”?
Have you ever been caught having a wank ?
Yes. But I’d rather forget about it. How did you find out?
Ho Ho ….Sausage time!!!!
“did he have any contact before, during or after the sale of British gold reserves at the lowest price possible …. against BoE advice ,with Goldman sachs ..?
Did he take any consideration to their exposure (1000 ton )in Gold shorts when pre announcing the UK gold reserve sale to drive the price down to below sachs postion…?
Does he now admit that sachs were the only real beneficiary from the reserve sale ?
Does he now consider this sale of the reserves… financial treason ?”
Source?
…in the spring of 1999, when Gordon Brown was dumping 415 tons of the UK’s gold onto the market (purportedly to bail-out the massive “short” position held by none-other than Goldman Sachs…
http://bit.ly/a8eIbN
Do you think that the fact that you come across as a smug, arrogant, sneering public school bully type has anything to do with your unpopularity?
our ed comes over as a secondary school twat who wouldn’t last 5 minutes at a public school but apparently he did..perhaps he became a creep later in life having been mortally wounded by the shit he got as more than likely he was a meek little wanker who couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag but could snivel well to teacher…moronic doubletalking lying bastard
Assuming that you could not only win the leadership, but also an imminent general election (caused by whatever reason), what limit (if any) exists in your view to the level of public borrowing that the UK could sustain? In answering, please give the reasons to expain why your considered level may be seen by the rest of the world to be realistic.
Sorry. On different computer – above by me.
Ed is it true that you are ghost writing a book for herr Gorbals titled
“im camp”?
Didn’t you realise Blair was barking?
No. When did you realise that Blair was barking? Let him squirm on the end of that fork.
How many staff have you bullied?
Do you understand that private secter pays for the public sector ?
I have a video of your wife with 3 other men , Do you want to watch it ?
Google the definition of “Psychopath” and believe it
“What is your position on postal voting?”
Is there any chance of you or anyone else from your party apologising, just once, for inheriting an economy in surplus and systematically turning the same into a fucking basket case over the course of the last 13 years?
Firm but fair question.
Economy was screwed by 2005,prudence got a run-out from 97 to 99 so it only took the scottish mong 6 years or so to Balls up what was then the worlds third biggest economy and one of its most stable
Do you belive in eugenics ?
As Gordon’s economic advisor what advice did you give him on the selling of Britain’s gold reserves.
Was it right to double the tax on the lowest paid , And if not why didnt you resign ?
Thanks to my brilliant stewardship of the economy there were no lower paid. Everybody in the UK had an above-average income.
I met Al Gore once, did I tell you?
Ned will just shout over any question the second you open your mouth with ‘Iif I could just finish…’, ”If you would just let me answer the question…’ while his thugs jumped on you and threw you out.
Then he’d field a nice pre-prepared tame question just like the Maximum Imbecile used to do in his ‘meet the public’ set-ups.
How many spots on Ellie’s arse? Is that muff maintained or free range and does the lad Yves join in or just watch and fiddle?
Good point, Doc. Ellie does have facial moles. The chances of her arse being similarly infested must be quite high. Yves will certainly be rubbing one out with her heavily wart infested member.
nnnnnniiiiiiiicccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Thank you Mr non-Prius. My other car is not one either!
The Prius. An Al Gore-style con manufactured by dog eaters and dolphin slaughterers. At least the fat, stupid, hypocritical prick has gone the same way as Cyclops.
You are Jeremy Clarkson and i claim my tin of Girling.
Not Clarkson myself, Mr pump. Just moniker’s quantum superposition feline. But you may have been referring to TLdBtf.
Ned, at what point did you realise Labour had fucked the economy?
Was it in 2002 when Brown borrowed 3% of GDP and hid another 2% of the books in PFI? Was it 2003 when he did the same? Was it 2004 when he did the same? Was it 2005 when, fuck me, he did the exactly same…..
Fuck off and let me shag you wife. I know it’s sick but someone has to.
Why did you , Mcbride , Draper and whealen decide to smear theTories ?
“How would you eliminate the budget deficit?”
“….or, in the alternative how soon, given a fair wind, could you double it?”
Generally, a daily refreshing of the sawdust in the bottom of the cage is sufficient.
- Why did you think it appropriate to prop up Brown when you had so clearly lost the election?
- if you think you would be a better leader then the other labour candidates would you serve under them?
- is yvonne looking for a job?
Did you want to smash ‘brillo pad’ in the face when you appeared on weekly politics last month?
Milibands have facial irregularities just like you do.
Is this a requirement for Labour’s new leader?
The Miliband Sneer.
All they need is a little toothbrush moustache
Miliband D seems to be sprouting one. see link above.
..and a Mallen Streak.
a malicious streak?
as well, I mean..
or, who is living in a parallel universe? you or us?
Have you found those pesky WMDS yet ?
Does your muse ‘Bevanite Ellie’ take it up the _ _ _ _ ?
Many times a day.
“When you and your wife are at one of your homes enjoying a second bottle of chardonnay, do you ever wonder what the poor people are doing?”
do you thik it’s fair that a bank it propping up the indebted labour party when other people are going bankrupt?
when you see red on a statement do you understand that it does not mean that the sender supports the labour party?
Does he honestly and truthfully think any of the candidates stands a snowball’s chance of winning the next election?
In the manner of Nagel, what is it like to be a cat?
What is your favourite colour ?
Brown…I quite like Green too.
Can you show me one country where socailisim has worked ?
Yes, Scotchland.
Is Brown still being paid the same salary as ‘Leader of the Opposition’? Even though he’s not actually leading the opposition?
Yes. I deserve it.
“Which of the Milliband brothers will you be supporting for the leadership of the Labour Party?”
” and which grade of rope will you need”?
Did you get dressed in the dark or is that suit from poundstretcher’s summer sale?
Wan G, is there any way you can make the fat fuck look good naked??
Perhaps. But I’m not sure we can ever make you look acceptable.
Is Brown receiveing treatment for depression, and is it double dipped?
Today, I will mostly be a tree.
That’s good. Most days he’s total fucking plankton.
I sing song
Not very long
And I like to play
With my ding-dong
My ding dong
Feels very wronf
I play with it
All day long
Brown should be double-dipped – like they used to do with witches.
What is your view on the aerodynamics of the Nokia N100?
Very good.
Do think its right that a goverment takes half of someones wages?
“Which shadow ministry are you hoping for after the leadership contest?”
Maths question: if annual income is twenty pounds and annual expenditure is twenty pounds ought and six, what is the result?
Prudence and prosperity.
Almost Gordon… no the result is Tory Cuts! Booo hiss………
Are you my carer? I’m still waiting for my fizzy orange.
I am your “Don’t give a fuck” bit I will gladly give you some chlormazapine®.
(and there is a very good reason I deliberately mispelled it)
Sorry Gordy but that was Billy’s urine sample you drank last time.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Gordon and I just take even more of the plebs money
Why are you still stealing oxygen?
He is turning it into the greenhouse gas CO(subscript)2
the spectacle of Edbutnoballs taking questions at Clifford Chance must have been an excellent …they would be tucked up listening to the arsehole pontificate on thinking how much they enjoyed the gravy train whilst Labour were in power and the chances of them supporting the wanker other than to guarantee opposition for the duration of his tenure less than nil.
What do you think was the cause of the collapse in the Labour vote in the constituency of Morley ?
Supplementary Question:- What’s with this Co-operative Party lark ?
do you regret flipping your homes? do you still have two houses? when you sell the london house will you give the profit to the tax payer? do you claim two lots of eating expenses even though you live under the same roof? if your whole family travel up and down from london each week who pays for the travel?
do you think you would have been awarded an A* in maths gcse?
Now that everyone gets A+ grades they are issuing a New A grade pass to be known as the Continuity A + Pass
What is the difference between light and hard ?
Take me to your leader?
if you took your trousers down Mr balls we could hear you talk better
what drugs are you on ?
It’s the Morley and Outwood Show, starring
**Max Morley** (mugs to camera, applause) and
**’Outy’ Outwood**(mugs to camera, applause)
Thank you ladies and gentleman – and the audience too, thank you – and now – what’s that Outy?
Let’s talk Balls! Yes, it’s the Pharoah of Frivolity, give it up for ED BALLS! Take it away, Eddie….
After 13 years of Labour rule why do so many scools still need building and essential repair?
Because, like the crap they ‘teach’ (sic) and Noo-Lie_Bore itself, they are fucked, fucked, fucked!
Oy! I is a well gud teacher and fing.
When can we expect your slim volume of memoirs?
Don’t be howwible.
Did Gordon ever do a jobby in the middle of a cabinet meeting?
How would you encourage growth in the economy?
Why would he do that?
I just wondered if he still thinks that the economy consists solely of the public sector.
There’s only one answer to that: PFIfle
Have you ever thought about suicide ?
Not since Kelly nicked the classic textbook.
I committed suicide by stabbing myself, dismembering my corpse, and putting the pieces into a duffel bag. Anyone who disagrees with this is a member of what Tom Mangold calls the barmy army of conspiracy nuts.
The most determined case of textbook suicide I have seen since breakfast.
I agree.
What a joke. We have a right to know who these footballers are so we can enjoy their latest scandal.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11097181
An England footballer has won a continuation of gagging order preventing the “misuse” of private information about him.
The terms of the orders prohibit either of the footballers from being named.
An England footballer..
Well, that rules out Beckham.
Rules out everybody!
Michael Owen.
Who has the bigger dick you or your wife ?
Me.
Mr Balls, is being a complete economic fuckwit a pre-requisite to be a Labour Cabinet Minister or do you have to practice daily?
How important do you think it is to be popular with the public in order to be the leader of a political party?
Do you agree with the idea that David Miliband winning the leadership would mean torture for yourself and the Labour Party? Ouch!
When you lose the leadership ballot who will you then switch allegiance to in order to protect what little career you have left?
If you lose the leadership ballot will you attempt to blame it on the Conservatives?
Everything is Thatcher’s fault.
Which do you think is the better hand cream: Anusol or Germoloids?
I have to use Anusol a lot.
Try polyfilla
I don’t like white. I prefer brown coloured things. Like shhhhhhh….oes.
Lol!
What detailed actions would you take to at least balance the Government’s books within five years. Clue : You have a £160bn annual deficit to square off.
Leave that shit to the Tories.
Did someone say shit?
Tax the rich and the big corporations. Simples.
(Mr Balls is a simpleton and probably believes this would work.)
Why do you think you are so unpopular with the public? How will you increase your constituency majority at the next election?
Ellie is out now canvassing for the Tories.
That’s what you think.
Just a little further down, Ellie. Good girl.
Why are you such a despicable sack of puke stained shit?
Can you please ask your wife to stop appearing on television and radio interviews? She is dreadfully repetitive, dull and talks like we’re all three year olds. She also appears to have been to the Patricia Hewitt school of public speaking.
Why are you a deficit denier ?
I do not deny that there is a deficit only that it is anthropometric, that is to say, it was man-made. Neither Gordon nor myself are real men.
Why did Shergar kill Lord Lucan’s nanny?
She was having an affair with Shergar’s secret lover, Margaret Beckett.
Have you ever considered joining in with your wife in a spot of E- urolagnia
and what are the remaining 5 tests to joining.
Stop pissing yourself and piss on Yvette a bit more
Why?
‘Nuff zed.
How much do you think you would earn in the private sector ?
50p.
Totally 100% unemployable in the real world!
Don’t let the buggers get you down Asil!
Give them like I did and you can get them down as often as you like.
?
Cat got your tongue? Don’t put it in a bin.
Can I be elected leader again? And can I be elected prime minister again?
Elected?
Do you have any recommended treatments for chinese burns?
Are you as demented as Gordon ?
Blinky , honey .
Are you jus tryin to wooo me by flutterin ur eyelids in my direction evry 2 seconds ??
Ta .
E x .
Who do you think will be the next leader of the People’s Democratic Republic of Korea? a) Kim Il Son#1, b) Kim Il Son#2, c) Kim Il Son#3 or d) Wan Hung Lo?
Oh its got to be be D please bob ive never heard of the first three
Why were Labour so unprepared for the recession when other countries had surpluses? Did you really think that you’d altered the economic cycle due to your genius when you had no experience outside politics?
Are you able to say “Do you want fries with that?”?
Will you be ok selling the big issue.
Every person bar one I have the misfortune to meet selling that shite in birmingham are imported povertarians so that route to an income has been thwarted by Labours immigration policy
He is a bit old to be a rent-a-bum-boy too,its lookin bleak,he could try coalmining
Should be, he’s been selling the big tissue of lies for years.
What did Gordon do with the gold?
Bought Euros with it at their highest price.
If you were in power now – would you still be going forward with the schools building program and where would you get the money ?
Your wife is a vinegar faced, flat chested, condescending bitch.
Discuss.
You and Yvette.
David Millitwat and Ruth Kelly.
What is it that makes Labour types want to shag ‘masculine’ women ?
What exactly is a 0% rise ?
what’s it like to have clueless obsessives caring about everything a loser like you does ?
Why bother?
All you’ll get is the usual silly-talk.
Don’t feed him.
Why didn’t you ignore your careers advisor at school when he suggested burglary?
What does endogenous growth theory really mean?
…..that economic growth is based on technological advance, and not the efforts of entrepreneurs. It thereby becomes acceptable to smash businesses with high taxes and regulation as the growth is inevitable based on a surge of new technology. It removes the human input from the equation, and enables a mechanistic view of social advance.
That’s why we have record unemployment now, and record debts. People stop investing longterm if they cannot run their businesses as they see fit due to regulation, and if big effort spent in work does not produce any reward, people instead get involved in racing after price bubbles borrowing money.
Is the very public support given to you by Bevanite Ellie an embarasment to you ?Lor
and is this keyboard fucking shite !
do the buggers get you down too ? or is it right side up ?
Can you think of a better example of Hubris in modern times than Gordon Brown ?
have you got a thyroid problem?
Do you know what a “Potemkin Economy ” is ?
Question: Would you mind standing up?
I can’t get a very clear view of you through this telescopic lens whilst you are sitting down.
But I am standing up! I’m standing on a box.
Get a bigger box shortarse
Blinky, why is it Sloth in The Goonies is better looking than you?
Labour folk are much of a muchness aren’t they? damian, whelan, aintbustingagut, gordon, balls, prezza, foulkes ….
Fuck me! nell’s got yet another new moniker.
Just set a load of tyres on fire as an offering to the God of smoking and to offend the greens
http://vimeo.com/14403481
“Do you dress Yvette up as Wee Jimmy Krankie, and bum him?”
He’d better not, the fucking bitch, that was our little number.
SKKREEEERRKK!!! (flap) (thud) (flap) (thud) MINDBLEACH!!! (kk-tweetle)
Brilliant.
Appen I’m getting an erection.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/aug/26/asil-nadir-tycoon-bail
Does being a prize, gold-plated, five-star Hoon come naturally, or do you have to work at it?
Just as a matter of interest . How were you going to fund the £multi billion Schools for the Future Programme when you knew that you and gordon had already dug us into the biggest financial hole the Uk had seen since WW1?
What does Gordon’s brown eye taste like?
Have you ever done a proper job?
Ther’ll be free drink at the do.
Guido will be lying in a pool of his own piss somewhere.
Evil Satanic war criminal, Tony Blair, has set up a bank to launder money for the global kleptocracy. Behind the scenes there will be hook-nosed Nazi bastards (like Mark Labovitch), making sure no tax is paid, and war profits bring in a massive return for the thieves in corporations and parliaments around the globe.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/tony-blairs-new-bank-for-super-rich/story-e6frg6so-1225908461998
And – did you know Blair (widely thought to be a je-w because of the terrible crimes against humanity he has committed with no remorse) spends one week each month in occupied Jeru–salem, with foa-ming-at-the mouth child-kil–ling hook-nosed Naz-is.
You little people have never had it so good.
The picture of Balls Blinking with his mouth open is funny!!!!
Has Ed Balls seen the picture where he is sucking a black mans cock or eating a kitten which has been photoshopped?!!!!! I think they are funny!!!!
We want you to hate each other.
Would ask him if he thinks he really has the balls to be leader of the Labour Party.
I bet that joke has never been done before, ever.
Will you be the new Conservative Party Treasurer ?
Please, please, Mr Balls, can you say something gratuitously insulting to the nation, like Mr Cameron does?
I’ve got your diary deadline coming up and that thing doesn’t write itself.
Just where in America did it happen?
Are you supporting Yvette for Shadow Chancellor?
Cecil Parkinson appears to be morphing into Douglas Hurd only without the glasses.
Where’s my comment gone?
Do you really care where your plebian comment went? Thought not.
The spotty interns are running the show tonight.
So come on then who are the footballers ….. someone out there must know.
Who gives a fuck, apart from retards like you.
A ruling political elite shit in your face, and you’re worried about some overpaid chav’s lovelife.
“Ed Balls, do you Vaseline up your arse before Yvette sticks the strap on in, or do you like it hard and dry?”
“Running the country your way, Mr Balls, has brought it to the brink of financial catastrophe. Clearly, it needs to be done very differently indeed. What are the three major changes you would make to Labour policy that would set us on the road to recovery? And why didn’t you make them when you were in power?”
“Given your party’s appalling record of failure, why should anyone listen to a thing you say?”
Nobody does listen to a thing I, or my comrades, say. That’s why we ruled this country for thirteen years.
Can I be 300dth?
No.
“As the Education Secretary who presided over plummeting results, how will you make it up to the children who are left illiterate and innumerate after suffering under Labour policies?”
Do you agree that giving me a knighthood for services to banking was ‘the right thing to do’ ?
errrrrrr… no, should of cut your fucking head off with that sword.
Asil Nadir is a straight sort of guy, much as i am.
Cooeee !!
Hello Bambi. How’s it hanging?
Much like your knuckles, still dragging the ground.
Right back at ya!
Ooooh no, I think not. I’m much wealthier and have lots of blood on my hands.
I don’t think so.
Cameron is worth more than Blair can ever be, and as for blood on his hands, who backed his disasterous illegal wars?
Sorry? but the question should be who lied to get everyone to get them to support it ? oh and i don’t give a crap how much someone is worth !i nay affect me that the likes pressnot and sugar have cash, it don’t make a loaf of bread any cheaper down the shop !.
How can you call that an umpire?
Don’t look at me, I only gave the royal assent.
Broken promises
So much for all those promises that the Tories would be different, after the damage done by Labour’s love affair with mega-rich party donors.
Remember how David Cameron urged, time and again, that there should be a limit of £50,000 on individual donations?
How does that sit with this week’s revelation that, two days before the election that brought him to power, his party accepted ten times as much from abrasive h e dge fu nd boss Jon Wood?
Indeed, in just three months this year, the Tories pocketed no fewer than 15 donations above their proposed limit – the biggest from David Rowland, the former tax exile who resigned as party treasurer last week amid intense scrutiny of his career as a financier.
Meanwhile, questions are also being asked about the precise tax status of Mr Wood, who only last month declared his state of residence to Companies House as ‘Switzerland’.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1305932/Broken-promises-Tory-party-donors.html
Asil Nadir has come back to Britain to die.That much is clear
He should have gone to Libya.
He only returned because Kay Burley invited him to join the mile high club.
Who could resist an offer like that?
Cash-for-access: David Cameron
David Cameron is offering rich businessmen the chance to dine with him – if they donate £50,000 a year to the Conservative Party.
They can enjoy exclusive lunches after Prime Minister’s Questions in the Commons, or meet him at drinks receptions and campaign launches.
It comes just months after Mr Cameron, while in opposition, made a major speech in which he attacked the murky world of ‘secret corporate lobbying’
We’re all in it together, as long as you’ve got 50k for a private meeting where we can bend over to accomodate your needs.
‘secret corporate lobbying’. This is corporate fascism (going on throughout the western world).
Ed Ballsup can go suck his ****, and join his mate Brownstain for a long stretch in the Tower.
On a more important point, alarm bells are going off in the markets. Hope everyone’s prepared for inflation/ hyper-inflation. Deflationists like Roger Bootle in the DT are WRONG predicting 0% interest rates for 5 years. The endgame is approaching. Gov’t bonds will collapse soon, sending shockwaves through everyones lives.
I think that seeing that it is splashed across media outlets everywhere that this can barely be called secret corporate lobbying!
I’m a lobbyist. I do all right
I pamper porkers and spin them shite
They’re shameless skunks. They’d flog their grans
For a hooky nine-bob note
Poncin’ around those members
Makes me feel a proper scrote
‘Who do you love more? Me or the Blackberry?’
TB Are you fucking stupid?
EB I have never had sexual relations with stupid.
Dave loves me.
Ed, did Gordon ever drench himself in fizzy orange during cabinet meetings and go splooot-splooot up Mandy’s bot-bot?
What are you doing about this Dave?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100051678/other-budgets-may-be-facing-cuts-but-our-contributions-to-the-eu-rose-this-year-to-2-million-an-hour/
for goodness sake Dave! When will you do something about the EU? Such as give us the referendum you promised on the Lisbon Treaty.
Cast iron Dave + referendum ,does not compute,so please return to your cupboard until Our Dave requires you to vote for him again.
We need even more immigrants. It’s good for businesses you know.
Just not so good for social cohesion, law and order, hospital waiting lists, housing, schools, transport and utilities infrastructure, the environment or the long term survival of Britain as a nation.
if you have a rat problem let an immigrant sleep in your garden for a week.
We’re working on it. Plenty of young foreigners will revive the economy. Not sure what we do with all the English students with AAA* grades, though.
Plenty of young foreigners will revive the economy.
Yeah, of course they will.
…all the English students with AAA* grades
No good party tribalists moaning about exam inflation. Your parties created it in the first place.
I take that as you agree with the stupendous exam inflation rates in England? I’m very sorry for hardworking students…
For consistency, can you should rant about Brits emigrating? Being a hypocrite is not a good look.
It helps if you can write english. Tally ho!
English has a capital ‘E’.
Yes. Well spotted! But ‘can you should rant’ is much worse than ignoring ‘E’!
InVincable = idiot
Does Yvette take it up the arse?
Today I will mostly be a banana.
Excellent !
Spin it anyway you like but Labour locked up a lot of potential terrorists that the conservatives are going to let out.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/7967037/Britain-faces-new-terror-wave.html
Islam – Brought to British shores by the greed of businessmen and the scheming of politicians.
Oh look a cheap hotel fit for the “honourable”members
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/hotels/7966244/Inside-the-Tune-hotel-Westminster-London.html
you made me look. £65-£80 isn’t astonishing, just OK.
Dear Ed
Q-Exactly how much sausage can you fit up your arse?
Why are you such a c,unt?
Whats the most important thing you learnt from GB?
Do you need another constituency in which you’re less dependent on postal vote shenanigans?
PS Shame I did not get on this thread earlier, might be too late for the session this morning …
From the genius who abolished Boom and Bust, the brilliance of ‘light touch regulation’………..http://tinyurl.com/38gdrpa
Ask him why he thinks all the teachers in the UK hate him so fucking much.
Trouble is, the teachers would probably hate anyone. Even Margaret Thatcher did not manage to reform them.
Q – what happened to the nice lady and her anti bullying charity after she tolds all those terrible fibs about kind Mr Brown? Perhaps Chis Mullins knows.
Are you waiting for 400 comments before you change the thread, Guido?
Or 371?
Possibly not.
Why not 378 then?
I still reckon 400, le chat de Schrodinger.
Getting there slowly but, of course I am Austrian, so I would say Verschränkung. None of this froggy bollox for me! Société Française indeed. Magnétoscope, one of their useless words for VCR. Ha ha ha!
Been there, ski-ed that, Obergurgl, very nice.
I have driven there, not in the snow though, on my way to Bolzano just over the border. Tyrol is lovely, summer or winter. I am actually 60km north of Salzburg, but presently in Manchester, or at least my putative owner is.
ooops!
Your previous moniker before CRMM, wasn’t ‘Nike’ was it?
No sir. Before this year, I used to post under a number of different monikers, appropriate to each subject that I addressed. Then I went away for a while and by the time I got back, I could not recall them and could not be arsed to look them up (must have been a good holiday!). So I became CRMM, created upon the spur of the moment. Amazed that it upset so many people, so figured I must have been doing something right!
Its thursday and the ale is less than 50p a unit.
Where is that?
Probably not, if he’s going to see Balls. I was thinking he might still be in his holiday place.
Can Ed and chums do a Brokeback Mountain Christmas Panto?
Guido has a hang over
Too much French red. French wine really is overpriced, over hyped shit.
It’s still shit.
One of the following:
Doctor, Bank manager, Optician, Financial advisor
or shopping for the latest fashions.
Do you read all the lovely comments about you, yvette and Gordon on Guido’s site and if so do they inspire you to further madness like Gordon
Does Yvette take YOU up the arse?
Theres an old wives tale (or old school boys tale) that sucking a lemon in front of a brass band will put them off and make them play duff notes.
I’d suggest that. If nothing else Balls will be thinking “what the hell is he up to?”
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tum te tum te tum te tum tum tee diddleee dee.
(fiddle, twitch) Yawn…….
Come on Guido a new post or I’m going to have to post something that will send you into a deleting frenzy
Let’s have a funny clip, eh.
don’t call me.
Sorry I’m late. I took a wrong turn and ended up in the channel tunnel.
wikileaks publishes operation ore list naming top UK politicians
http://www.wikileaks.org/operation0re_list.php
ha ha .bet that woke a few up.
Can I have my fizzy lemonade now?
Ed Balls. A man trying desperately to hang on to what’s left of his failing career and party.
Hope he falls from a great height.
is this 400?
Hazaar – Guido, change the fucking thread.
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Sploooot
Is it always this dull friday mornings
Blinky – did you find that the only way to get Brown to take his medication was to put a pill on the end of your knob?
Serious question (with potentially serious implications for everyone in the UK) …
‘Is it true that after the first ballot you’ll forge a Granita Style deal with David Milliband, with you playing your Brown, to his Blair on a joint ticket?
See how he gots on with this
http://www.stupidstuff.org/ass_elbow/
Does your wife have a cock ?