Big Guido fan Tim Walker over at the Telegraph’s Mandrake is offering readers a bottle of champagne if they can identify the mysterious “B” on that baseball cap:
Looks a lot like a B for “Bentley” logo to Guido. So the bottle of champagne this way please Tim…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Wouldn’t be “Bill” by any chance? Which would be… his own name…
4,440,000 results for BB hats with B on ,good hunting
http://www.google.co.uk/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=baseball%20hats%20with%20B%20logo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=574
BUMDER
Bumboy?
Butthole surfer.
Bender, surely?
Bugger?
Bilderberg, of course. Cap from lucky bag at his last Birlderberg cocktail party.
Bellend, bummer, bumnast, bumder, ballbag, bollockhead……..
Billy Bum Bandit
Bent perhaps?
no perhaps about it
Brokeback
Bender
Batty Boy
Bourneville Boulevard
Maybe he’s promoting “Balls” for Liebour leader, if he won it would keep the Tories in power for a generation.
Is it B for botty? I like botty fun.
Mmmmmmmm, botty bot bot fun.
Never mind this garbage Guido, what about the fact that George Osborne has broken the law?
Been on holiday this year yet?
Holidays are for wimps.
All work and no play, makes you a dullard.
So, a dullard has got the Treasury on the back foot.
Doesn’t inspire confidence in the cretins at the Treasury, now does it?
Who gives a toss?
Ah, so we now get the heart of the matter: the Tories, a party who make great play of the fact that they are very strong on law and order do not in fact give a damn about the law.
Very interesting.
I’m currently moving all of your posts to a a word document, which i will make a hard copy of to show my mates down the pub.
Many laughs will be had.
Good for you concrete pump.
But first you will have to find some friends!
You bitch!
George Osborne is a drug dealer.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/osborne_drugs.php
@GEORGE BROKEback
What law? What are you on about?
All work and no play make Jack a right Toby!
yup
“……what about the fact that George Osborne has broken the law?”
Ooh, I’m scared.
It matters not
Technically not ‘law’ until October. So no, he has not.
Oh, so you are saying that George Osborne ignored the law in order to enable him to lie to the Commons that his buget was progressive when it was in fact regressive.
Worse and worse.
Yeah, what’s wrong with that, he’s a fucking politician FFS?
no, he’s saying that it’s “technically not ‘law’ until October. So no, he has not.”
see how the words explain themselves?
You’ll have to forgive the thick hoon. There’s too many long words for him to have a clue what you’re talking about.
Boohoo – simply employing the word ‘progressive’ in a way that does not meet your approval now counts as lying does it?
I’d argue that anything that takes us away from Labour welfarism is progress, and thus counts as progressive – so Osbourne was in fact telling the truth, and defecit deniers like you are shown up for the parochial Fabian vanguard of the revolution that you want to be.
Please wake me up when this becomes more than a spat over words fomented by a political campaigning group that hides behind ‘child poverty’ to promote the welfarist agenda.
So, it is, in the eyes of Tories, progressive to tax poor people more than rich people?
That is all I have been waiting for the Tories here to say.
I think your coalition partners will disagree with your Tory definition of the word.
Thank you for doing my work for me.
Ah, even Theresa thinks they’ve broken the law:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/interactive/2010/aug/03/theresa-may-letter-chancellor-cuts
impact assessment is already required for some groups now, will be extended to others in 2011.
“……progressive to tax poor people more than rich people?”
No , we had to wait for the Labour Party to attempt that one.
Tory, moi?
Nah mate – English Democrat and libertarian – I just hate the state and want it to stay out of my life, hate the EU, and would be far more radical in cuts than the brokeback coalition, so there’s no place for me in the Conservative Party.
Like I said, though – this is just a semantic spat for purely political ends and will die a natural death because nobody but you cares whether Osbourne used the word ‘progressive’ in your approved sense.
Ah – reading Theresa May’s letter I realise that the ‘law’ that is supposedly being broken is the restrictive and illiberal ‘equality’ legislation that the communist fifth columnists managed to pollute our system with in the last parliament.
There’s a simple answer to this – repeal the bloody law, remove the requirement to waste time and effort on ‘impact analysis’ or whatever bullshit name is given to the process, and sack all equality/diversity/whatever staff on the grounds that their presence is inimical to freedom and common sense.
I’m much more relaxed about poor Ossie falling foul of the law now that I know it’s not a real law…
Would someone be kind enough to define what “progressive politics” is?
My suspicion is that it’s a useful catch-all phrase meaning anything the user would like it to mean, changing with changing circumstances.
I have heard politicians of all three main parties describe various of their policies as “progressive”, and dismiss the policies of other parties as “not progressive” or “regressive”.
One man’s progress can be another man’s regression – the phrase used in current political context is far too vague to mean anything to me.
Good show Paragnostic.
http://www.voteenglish.org/
‘Progressive’ can be used of taxation as a technical term. meaning ‘falling more on better-off people’. It’s imprecise in that it’s unclear whether it means that the well-off pay tax at a higher percentage rate (income tax, stamp duty) or just pay more tax (council tax, VAT).
Interestingly, our most regressive tax is Tax Credits, a weird negative tax that sits alongside two positive taxes, income tax and national insurance. Tax Credit clawbacks produce marginal overall tax rates of over 60% for people on low incomes who start to earn more.
“progressive” may be just another weasel word but Osbourne’s budget is progressive.
I wonder if Tat – the Poor’s new found champion – has ever wondered why many remain poor when they get so heavily subsidised by the state. It’s a lifestyle choice.
George Osborne’s budget has increased the tax liability of low paid workers.
It appears that George Osborne is making the lifestyle choice for low paid workers.
Buget? Is that near Puget Sound?
WTF does ‘progressive’ mean, anyway? All these idiots are using the word without any clarity as to its meaning or its particular application. It’s just another piece of jargon which can mean anything you want it to mean. Total bollocks.
My equalities act means that nobody can ever do anything that new labour would disapprove of or it can be reversed in the court of public opinion.
Example
A guesthouse has a practice of only serving breakfast between 7.00 and 9.00 am. This disadvantages people like James, whose disability requires him to take medication mid-morning before he eats any food. If it would be reasonable for the owner to alter his practice and provide James with a breakfast later in the morning, but the owner fails to do so, he could be found to have discriminated against James by failing to make a reasonable adjustment.
Or James could take his tablet earlier, or fuck off to McDs for an egg mufin and some superheated coffee substitute.
Why should the law determine whether we bend over backwards to accommodate others? Isn’t common sense and normal polite behaviour enough?
All this law did was to promote another legion of boxtickers and parasites to positions of power over the individual or business, all with gold plated salaries and pensions of course.
It’s the first thing that should be added to the Bonfire of Socialist Vanities that this country so badly needs.
Or the Tories could reinstate their old laws from 1939 and put James to sleep.
Can I sit next to you in
double maths
I suffer from the now accepted medical condition of “fuckwit intolerance” and expect to be fully protected by Harriet’s law.
Anyone who behaves like a fuckwit will be discriminating against me, and liable to prosection.
I may even qualify for DLA.
Have you seen the form? Fat chance – even if you lay out your life in lurid detail for the benefit of the health Stasi. You’d be better off sitting on the High Street with a cap to collect coppers from the public.
Its a stupid shit Law of unintended consequences. Ignore it. Although obviously jobsworth Public Sector workers like yourselfwill be unable to do this. “But It says in the roolz……”
Engineer asks “Would someone be kind enough to define what “progressive politics” is?”
It is a means by which politicians can say things in a form which can be interpreted to mean whatever you want it to mean & they can claim you have misunderstood what it means in the event of your interpretation not supporting them.
e.g. “that bigoted woman”
fuck off and out the kettle on…..of you can’t can you ,following the rules,muppet
so what
Bigboy, ooooooh!
B for “i’m the Bitch”
B for “i’m the Bitch”
As every paranoid UKIP conspiracy nut will tell you, its ‘Bildaberg’
UKIP – keeping the consevatives out of das govenment – ja?
Postle
You mean Quisling government surely?
Think you will find it is Bildeberg. Bild-a-berg is an Essex order at McDonalds.
Breitling ?
What has Hague done to get under your skin Guido?
There are two reasons for this story: Guido is homophobic so he and his homophobic readers salivate at any opportunity to bash gays and he is also using this post to skate over the real story of the day: George Osborne broke the law by failing to carry out a mandatory assessment of his budget.
Fuck off
Lol, (snort).
I’m not homophobic, I just hate gayers.
George Osborne will have to apologise to the Commons and admit that his budget is regressive not progressive.
He will have to adjust his budget to charge the rich more in taxation and the poor less.
Only by doing this will he be able to belatedly complete and submit the assessment that he is legally required and only then will he be able to claim the budget is progressive.
You morons just don’t get it, do you? The very existence of the Coalition depends upon it being progressive. This is not just a fiscal issue, it is also a deeply political one.
Even if Osborne doesn’t get hauled up before the beak, at the very least I have got the imbeciles at the Treasury very worried indeed and running around like headless chickens this morning desperately trying to repair the illegal omission they are guilty of.
Steady on. Granted, the ‘law’ says he has to do an assessment, but that’s all. What happens then is entirely up to the government.
“at the very least I have got the imbeciles at the Treasury very worried indeed.”
Well done. Award yourself a biscuit.
A split-infinitive and ending a sentence with a preposition in the same post is something up with which we will not put.
The law says he had to assessment.
He didn’t do the assessment.
End of story.
The Chancellor of the Exchequer has broken the law.
Lawmakers cannot be lawbreakers.
I doubt Osborne will be forced to resign as he is David Cameron’s friend and David Cameron is more loyal to his friends than to the country but I expect a few heads will have to roll at the Treasury.
All in all it has been a very constructive morning’s work.
Rhetorical devices old boy.
Check some of Churchill’s speeches. If it were left up to you someone like you they would have been filletted of all their effect.
Who do you fancy for the Fourth Test?
I must say I’ve never fancied any cricket players.
Keep posting this semantic drivel as it provides a constant reminder of why people like you should never be given the levers of power in this country again. Keep up the good work.
You are a useful idiot and I claim my £5.
Fine with it am I
Rachel Heyhoe-Flint was quite a girl in her day, and the England Women’s team carry all before them at the moment (in the sporting, not mammarian, sense, that is).
Repeating your daft refrain doesn’t make it any more true. Now fuck off and annoy some more sheep!
It is not even lunchtime and I have got Tory HQ on the run.
Excellent.
What fun!
You really are a self important wanker, even the Tories on this thread don’t give a fuck and you’re prancing around thinking you’ve made a difference.
Deluded twat, keep taking the pills.
Is that your idea of fun, you poor morose mutha fucka?
For goodness sake, lighten up guys.
You, as fellow commenters should be celebrating the fact that the contents of blogs have a real time effect on those who claim to represent us but instead you are bemoaning that precious fact.
The phrase vinegar tits springs to mind.
“The phrase vinegar tits springs to mind.”
Ooh you are awful…….no really, you are fucking awful.
george take your postings and shove them where the sun doesn’t shine
Judging by the garbage rebuttals the argument has been won.
George Osborne lied to the house and broke the law.
Thank you for taking part Tory trolls.
“George Osborne lied to the house and broke the law.”
Yawn
And thank you for taking part as well Tory troll.
You can go back to bed now.
Your trying to lighten up tory drones and trolls.
“You can go back to bed now.”
I’ve heard of people like you, fucking perv. And keep away from my cock.
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If that’s directed at me I’m flattered, but I really don’t think that JSA for an unemployed CA counts as employment by Tory HQ!
Gizza (well-paid) job!
My goodness, have you beeboids been holding another away day brain storming session at our expense again ?
Interim measure 1 , accuse anyone who isn’t a labour party member of being homophobic.
Interim measure 2 , fabricate a news item to discredit the coalition plans not to spend money they haven’t got, by saying it will hurt the poor.
Interim measure 3 , give maximum exposure to the next Dear Leader, Miliband specimen D.
Backwoodsman.
I have made no mention, until now, of the Torturer in Chief, David Miliband.
And neither am I a fan of the BBC. If I had my way the budget of the BBC would be halved.
No, you just hate our Georgie don’t you? Bastard.
I am taking Georgie down, in real time.
Good one, isn’t it.
This is a demonstration of the power of the blogosphere.
And while influencial events like this are happening, Guido is posting stuff about product insignias.
Says it all really doesn’t it.
Go away you poor, deluded fool.
My work here is done and I am going for a really nice lunch now.
I think I deserve it. After all, I have single handedly won the debate.
Yeah, fuck off tat.
Tat doesn’t double space you prat.
Tat , its you isnt it. Do you actually have a life outside this Blog ?
My man is above the law. How else would he have escaped the legal consequences of the Bullingdon?
I think poor George’s Ribena has been spiked.
He is ahem, “taking down the government” one blog at a time on this website.
They put some powerful shit in your purple drink eh George?
I confess
I’ll make a statement about this to my cabinet of egg soldiers in 5 minutes. Right after I have my fizzy orange.
B is for Bumder
B for Bender.
Sorry, Guido, but it looks as though Bentley’s baseball caps use the traditional ‘winged B’ logo:
http://www.pa-wood.co.uk/pdf/Bentley-Collection-Full-Product%20List.pdf
That they do baseball caps at all is rather shocking.
Not really – just look at the average buyer of Conti GTs.
I blame the Germans for taking ‘em downmarket. Wouldn’t have happened in WO’s day.
At least Little Willie Hague has made enough money honestly to be able to afford a Bentley!
B is for Baldies Must Wear Hats
Barmpot.
You’ve all got it wrong. It is B for bastard.
Boddingtons – as in 16 a day.
Wrong county
Up your Bullingdon.
B is for beard.
Can Ffion get one then?
A lot of people on this board are sooo very unsure of their own sexuality.
And before you start — fek you too … again.
I have a big dick therefore I am a big dic,,,,,er no thats not it.
Er…..no, insecure old queens like you need to think we are.
I will make a statement to the house about this at 14.30
Silly seasons here lol
T’aint Bentley.
B as in Bugger you.
The normal response for politicians
Bent Bum Bandit Bill ?
B is Beating my meat furiously to a photo of my Gordo! Don’t you dare make fun of him! He makes my tiny winkie hard! Fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip fip. SKRUUUUSH!
cool it tat
Is that the eco method for “Cottage Cheese”
It’s short for Brussels of course – this is the new branding for the External Action Service. Millions have been spent on this, and all Foreign Secrataries are required to wear them at all times.
“Bell-end”; he’s breaking it in for the next Labour leader.
B is for Bigot.
I think you’ll find it’s Bilderberg
Budokwai Club?
B is for Bend over.
Blow me.
I want you to Boost my Bot-Bot.
Barnsley.
Bimbo.
Bitch.
look who’s talking
Leave Crazy Horse alone. My man relies on her to make him look good.
I see Old H has been busy.Maybe he can enlighten us re Ozzys crimes?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/aug/24/twitter-backfires-climate-camp
Big Titted Cheerleaders IV.
Bukkake – usually in the dojo after a swift bout of “O shiri no kobushi asobi” with young Myers…
while everyone twitters and twatters I was out whacking as many as possible.
http://news.antiwar.com/2010/08/23/us-drone-strike-destroys-house-full-of-children-in-pakistan/
Bestiality Adventures 3.
fucking mod
while everyone twitters and twatters I was out whacking as many as possible.
http://tinyurl.com/2b3d7bn
Looks like a B inside an O – Barack Obama
B for “Boss” — Hugo Boss.
Artfully created fashions for the man or woman about town.
By the way I nearly bought a man bag on holiday.
just saying
101 Good Grief! Whatever would Alan Clark say about someone who ‘nearly’ bought his own scrotum!
The loony cat in a bin woman may or may not be charged for her actions, but the sight of Skynews, and other packs of cretins, hounding her from the front door to her car is really scraping the barrel of reportage.
These filth should be charged with harrassment.
Its august. it used to be silly, and now its worse.
By the way, who was calling her a “gran” yesterday?
her grandchildren?
… Miss?
Whilst I do not approve at all of what the woman did , this lynch mob mentality is deeply disturbing. Led of course by SKY fresh from their stint as thick evil bastard Moatys cheer leaders.
I think they were the sandal brigade complaining that she used the recycle bin
Well, they did recycle the cat eventually…
Pussycat Wheelo suffered no ill effects. Now if the old woman had thrown a ferret in after it….
I just shot a moggie,lurking round my hen house,dogs are eating it now
Rat = Vermin.
Fox = vermin.
Cat = Vermin
Cat reducing mouse population = Farmer’s friend.
Cat stalking chickens and ducks = Vermin.
Dog rounding up sheep = Farmer’s friend.
Dog chasing sheep = Vermin.
Funny old game, nature…
I’d like to see the SAS cat that would tackle this fukcer:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/interactive/2010/aug/03/theresa-may-letter-chancellor-cuts
oops, this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3102460/Invasion-of-the-giant-rats-in-Bradford.html
oops, no this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3102460/Invasion-of-the-giant-rats-in-Bradford.html
Rat-a-touille, anyone?
This
http://www.copyright-free-pictures.org.uk/animals/big-cats/scottish-wild-cat.jpg
just make sure the Dr in the comments never treats you!
Gypo’s = Vermin
People and their fucking dogs off leads molesting my sheep = vermin
Sheep = alluring sexual partner
EU = my only real source of profit
GEORGE BROKE THE LAW AND THE LAW WON! = Vermin.
http://reservoircatz.blogspot.com/2010/08/birders-praise-wheelie-bin-cat-woman.html
It’s also Bullying by Facebook.
Facebook is now the preferred tool of the Bully. The Anti social networking site.
Brokeback?
Bankerswine
looks like a B
smells like a B
wears like a B
must be a Datsun Cherry
Beer.
Bear
Big Mac.
Dear #113 Could you please post under your full name ie
“Lord Prescott of Food and Eating paid for by the taxpayer and did you know Im now a Baron and my former colleagues are all collaborators”
Thank You
Ah, most exalted one. Can you instruct the various imposters to post under their correct name of Dick Sniffin – Lord Bugger of the Nutters and Perverts.
Blowjob Babes 6.
No news then today ?
Apparently George Osborne has broken some law or other that noone sentient gives a toss about, and has used the word ‘progressive’ in a non-approved context.
Oh, and Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, so LA off licences are stocking up.
Lindsay lohan out of rehab ? Get your camaras ready
175 I had a Ford Camara once – no! it was a Ford Camargue, unless it was a Mistral… I had a Dictionary once – no! it was a dixionery… well, somethin’ like that.
Another sign of the infantilasion of our society, a man of 49 dressed like a 19 year old
And he’s a fucking poof!
Of course you can go to the YC conference and see the opposite – 19 year olds dressed like 49 year olds.
looks like a cancer patient,or aids
Beaver.
Boris. Apparently old Bonkers uses it as a disguise when he’s out prowling and left it last time he visited Ffion.
The B is for Balls , Fuckin hell guido you know the torys are backing Ed Balls
Bukakke Bitches In My Bedroom 5.
Leave Billy Hague alone – he’s an absolute legend.
Cleverest and funniest man in the House of Commons.
Balls.
Butlins
Beer.
Bunnahabhain
Bottoms up
Black Sheep Brewery?
Baldie?
I don’t think Bentley produce anything as chavvy as a baseball cap.
Please see above @ 16.
B for ‘Beast’?
166 – an intriguing number, as it happens. So, are you saying, Sir Double Double-u, that, underneath that innocent piece of American levelling – the Base Ball Cap – lies hidden another number, not 166, but…?
I enquire, Sir William, out of, no doubt very idle curiosity: nothing more sinister, of course!
Broke.
Everybody; including the USA.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-08-11/u-s-is-bankrupt-and-we-don-t-even-know-commentary-by-laurence-kotlikoff.html
Everybody except the Chinese. Fiendish cunning, the Chinese…
Surely the resource-rich nations, whether mineral (Australia, Canada, Peru…) or hydrocarbon (Gulf States, Venezuela…) also fall into the category of non-bankrupts.
B for Bottom. As in ‘I’d like one from the bottom, Carol’
I’d like one from Carol’s bottom too.
Phwooooooaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Brown stuff.
Bass.
Is he a copper ?
Its instructions. Insert tab “B” into slot “A”… if you know what I mean…
Bono, living on the edge man!
Burka! Deaths to the west for not wearings the holy burkas! Allaaaaaah akbaaaar!
Bradford & Bingley – this is the only remaining asset.
Northern rock.
Northern cock more like.
Come to labourlist and discuss important topics
http://www.labourlist.org/ifs-says-poorest-hit-hardest-by-budget-labour-reaction
Go to the BBC and see how they reported it…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11079496
‘The IFS analysis suggests that cuts to areas such as housing benefit and disability allowance would hit the poorest families to the tune of £422 between the Budget and April 2014.
This means that only the richest 10% of households lost more in cash terms from the Budget, than those in the bottom 60%.’
Ie the IFS agree with Osborne. The richest are hardest hit.
Or they did until somebody rewrote the BBC article and, guess what, missed out that second sentence.
Funny that.
And there are still some who reckon the BBC is ‘unbiased’.
The BBC news just lead with this item, contrast with G*r*don’s (have to do that to try and avoid modding AGAIN, secret control order in place or something?) anyway his 10p fiasco clobbered the poorest working section of the population, old aged pensioners and people on small fixed incomes, nothing much ever said about this apart from Frank Field, they still never got this unfair budget tax completely restored, then we have to put up with mad eyes Blinky wittering on about fairness on said BEEboid leader, an exercise in semantics about the word “progressive” based on assumptions about a specious projection to the year 2014. Whatever happened to the great Park*is tan flood disaster?, they really have lost the plot, what it is really all about is that the government of all the Quangos (IFS, BBC, etc) are clubbing together desperately trying to avoid a little judicious trimming.
Haig is getting to look more and more like a bald Alfred E Newman.
Thank you for that concise summation of what I was saying.
‘Tell me, Watson: have you ever known an Englishman use the word ‘summation’?’
‘Good God, Holmes – there isn’t such a word is there, surely?’
‘I dare say, Holmes, that if I were to ask my mad friend in Crowthorne, he would send me pages and pages purporting to show that, not only did Shakespeare use this term, but Chaucer!’
‘Crowthorne, Holmes? Not that poor deluded man in prison, the one who almost daily writes to John Murray?’
‘That’s the man, Holmes. I fancy that when, eventually, the full history of the ‘New English Dictionary on Historical Principles’ comes to be written’, it might very well reveal a supremely cunning and malign influence. But, ‘summation’, Holmes…?’
‘Oh, no Englishman would ever say – still less write! – ‘summation’. What’s wrong with ‘summary’ – ‘summing-up’, even? No, Holmes, only a foreigner – I nearly said a blackguardly foreigner! – would use such a recherche word.’
Suppose, Watson, I said this man calls himself ‘Streamfisher’?
‘Streamfisher? Streamfisher? Why, the man’s a complete idiot, or at least, a stranger to our noble language: a fisherman’s a fisherman! Now, that some fishermen fish in the Sea, and that some fish in Rivers, and streams is self-evident – I can accept that in this wide field there may be those with specialisms. So a man might be a Salmon-fisher – another might fish for Eels, another for Cod… but ‘Streamfisher’? He might as well call himself ‘Kingfisher’!
‘Oh, I doubt he’d ever do that, Watson, this Foreigner.’
‘Holmes, you’re not telling me the man’s a German, are you? No: I see by your look… Norwegian? Italian?… ‘
‘Just ask yourself, Watson, which foreigners are, in many ways so close to us as to be like neighbours, yet in so many other ways as unlike as the proverbial ‘chalk and cheese’?’
‘Cheese, Holmes! The dastardly French again!’
‘No, Watson: not the French, although as Republican, as nepotistic as any Roman Cardinal, as family-favouring as any Sicilian,and at least as dastardly as any Frenchman, as devoted to overthrowing The Empire as any Fenian, as convinced that ‘might is right’ as any anarchist…’
‘Holmes! You don’t think this man is a Russian, do you?’
‘No, Watson. I was going to say ‘nearer to home than that’. No, Holmes, it’s obvious really: the man’s an American!’
It’s ironic, just like Fox News’ “Fair and Balanced” tagline.
no thanks data mining
And looking to boost their shit statistics. Fuck ‘em.
They lost because they’d fucked the economy or as Gordon Brown’s wiki entry put it…’Brown’s premiership coincided with the global recession…’.
Time they got over it.
I’m thinking Boston Bruins.
Guys guys, your obsessed with MPs sexualities.
B is simply for Bald, as in slaphead because the cap is coving it up, and he doesn’t want to get slaphead burn in August, it hurts!
Bollinger – just send the bottle around.
One of his previous forays into baseball caps was a personalised one saying ‘HAGUE’. This is likely to be the same narcissism.
** Rather fancies Tim Walker ** x
Bacchanalia
Muppet of the first class order
Bugatti
I’ve always used “B” as an abbreviation for bollocks !
Hague’s as gay as a cricket.
What does Ffion say about it? Or doesn’t she care any more?
It’s a Boston Bruins cap I think, they are a team in the National Hockey League in the US.
Botman
He’s fooking nicked my Berkeley cap.
No, no, no… this is a Bentley:
http://film.arts.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=22:super-charged-bentley-film-in-post-production&catid=4:web-videos&Itemid=18
You neglected the upended ‘C’ surrounding the ‘B’. In fact,it’s the symbol for ‘Cuddly Bear’ or the older,slightly fatter, homosexual in a relationship.
Can guido name and shame the MPs allegedly being abusive to staff in the expenses office?
Boys’ bottoms.
Berne….
Blair.
As in ‘Heir (Hair – geddit?) to Blair’