August 25th, 2010

Davided Endorsements

With the candidates back from holiday, the finishing line is finally in sight for the Labour leadership. The news that the New Statesman has fallen in line with the Labour youth and trade union movement to back Ed Miliband shouldn’t really come as much surprise. What is shocking is how seriously Labour hacktivists seem to be taking the endorsement of a magazine that barely scrapes 15,000 copies a month. To describe it as “big media endorsement” beggars belief. It seems the Staggers knows it’s audience though - all the university library readers were voting Ed anyway.

Word is lefty firebrand Jon Cruddas, whose second preference votes gave Harman the deputy-leadership in 2007, is set to endorse David Miliband imminently - real votes that would blow the New Statesman’s mere words out of the water.

UPDATE : Cruddas has endorsed D-Mili as expected.


  1. 1
    Ed Milliband is the dark horse favourite says:

    Put your money on Ed as he is using every dirty trick in the book to become leader before the AGW bandwagon finally packs in.

  2. 2
    Someone has to say it says:

    Hook nosed n a z i s

  3. 3
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    In more important news, the cat had a nice tin of tuna today.

    • 7
      Kay Burley is a dog says:

      Sky news, not satisfied with their instant form of justice as dispensed by the pack of rottweilers masquerading as a film crew, have also shown her car number plate, clearly indentifying her to any nutcase with a desire to cause her harm.
      Would she have a case for complaint?

    • 92
      Bob Crow says:


      The rail workers will come out in support of the cat against that ugly Tory bankster bitch who chucked it on the scrap heap and in the bin.  It was a working class cat and we will protect it from oppression.

      • 291
        Jack says:

        But it was Blinky in the wheelie bin…

        And we must protect him..

        We will never have such a revolting species to protect again…

    • 121
      Mr Plum says:

      Just wondered what nosey parker was doing filming the woman in the first place.
      What are the odds on that just happening.
      Or was it a security camera.

      • 144
        no longer anonymous says:

        Security camera installed by the owners of the house apparently.

      • 246
        Anonymous says:

        Can you not read you muppet. The standards have dropped on here recently .

      • 386
        I R Baboon says:

        It was a council recycling monitor camera triggered automatically when she put organic waste in a bin clearly marked for paper and plastic only.

        £100 fixed penalty notice on its way.

  4. 4
    Selohesra says:

    Come on Dianne – fish em out and you can still win (.Y.)

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:


    • 16
      Bye Dave! says:

      It’s very important decision choosing the next Prime Minister.

      • 18
        Mr Millibean says:

        My balls are tiny and empty.

        • 85
          I am Sick says:

          You’re right of course, the last two were a venal, lying conman and an incompetent, mentally dysfunctional bully. The present one is a pale copy of his hero and will end up as hated as he. Happily, for the crop of talentless hacks jousting to be leader of ZaNu, whoever wins the election to be leader, it will be the last election they ever win.

          • You're definitely sick says:

            That’s what they said back in ’79.

          • smoggie says:

            No they didn’t.

          • Parasites n Politicians says:

            Lets make it the last election period,never mind any of them winning.they would have you believe we need them and anarchy would ensue. Actually it would but not as they portray it in their scare tactics.Don’t get me wrong they would cause a lot of violence,its how they work. But in general humans get on together and survive quite well.Its only when led they become violent.Vote no more. You don’t need leaders.

          • Bob the Builder says:

            The Labour Party will henceforth be called

            The Hampstead Badger Party to cover all their sins…

      • 65
        The mother of all black cocks says:


  6. 6
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Pick your favourite marxist!

  7. 11
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who supports Ed for leader .

  8. 12
    streamfisher says:

    Doctor Dolittle has a few close human friends, including Tommy Stubbins and Matthew Mugg, the Cats’-Meat Man. The animal team includes Polynesia (a parrot), Gub-Gub (a pig), Jip (a dog), Dab-Dab (a duck), Chee-Chee (a monkey), Too-Too (an owl), the Pushmi-pullyu, and a White Mouse later named simply “Whitey”.

  9. 13
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Chico. Labour are very short of straight men.

  10. 15
    Tom FD says:

    Actually if you look at the voting figures Harman won chiefly on first preference votes from the membership; thanks to her hard-fought, “I’m the only woman (ignore the other one for the purposes of this argument)”, dodgy loan campaign…

  11. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Light Drizzle

  12. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will make a statement on this to the house at 18.30

  13. 20
    Blinko says:

    I’ll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you’re on your own…

  14. 21
    Reginald Bosanquet says:

    It’s raining today

  15. 24
    David Miliband says:

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout
    Here’s my handle, here’s my spout
    When I hear the teacups hear me shout
    “Tip me over, pour me out!”

  16. 25
    Su Perin Junshan says:

    I think think it’s unfair that people can print what they want, even if it is true. I shall put a stop to it!

  17. 26
    Gordon Brown says:

    British jobs for Briyish workers !

  18. 27
    The mother of all black cocks says:

    Ed M is a class one tosser just look at the opportunistic letter calling for a living wage. The opening line suggests the coalition are going to destroy an achievement, the Liebor party fucked the working classes harder than any prior administration.

    “With the coalition government set on jeopardising the anti-poverty gains made under the last government, it will increasingly fall to Labour councils to show what tackling poverty should look like.”

    As for the Labour blogosphere, I think LFF are making up tweeters or using bogus tweeters to retweet their gumpf. Liarlist is so bad most articles aren’t getting comments.


    • 38
      Labourlist says:

      Please come and visit its getting lonely

      • 41
        Tom Belweed says:

        What’s that blowing past?

      • 75
        smoggie says:

        The bailiffs will be along presently….

        • 107
          Eddy Mili-Mossad says:

          Don’t worry

          I will get Hampstead to rally around..

          Lord Levy can flog a few mors titles…

          And the other can gain “influence”..


          And already tested with Saint Tone and Mandelscum…

    • 288
      The Labour Party - Headbangers Need Only Apply says:

      Ed Of Bollox-what a cynical bellend he is “We’ll keep the 50% tax rate and increase the minimum wage to £7.60″ all in an effort to win back the working classes without having to apologise or admit he and his gang royally screwed them.Pure cynical arrogance-if anyone believes this bellend ( including all the ZaNu Cabal ) would change anything should he/they get his/their feet under the no 10 table is insane.

  19. 29
    concrete pump says:

    Davided sounds like a knocked off ‘Davidoff’.

  20. 35
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    are they lizards ?

  21. 36
    concrete pump says:

    I have studied, very carefully, the body language of the two Milliband brothers at the top of the thread.
    David’s right hand, pressed against his face, with his little finger under his lip, means he is thoughtless, vacuous, bereft of any intelligence whatsoever and a c*nt.

    Ed, on the other hand (no pun intended) has the knuckles of his 2nd, 3rd and fourth finger under his chin. This means he is intolerant, careless, arrogant and a fuckwit.

  22. 39
    Cybil Fawlty, stating the bleedin obvious says:

    I have listened intently to their voices, tone, speech patterns, rythm and diction.
    I can confirm that they are a pair of tits.

    • 42
      The Breast Union says:

      Please do not compare them with the most beautiful part of a womans body

      • 466
        Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

        Agree. Though some bottoms do run ‘em close on occasion.

        Looking back over my life I can truly say I have only ever had one intimate encounter with a pair that was not especially attractive. Oddly, that was when I was in my teens (she was a contemporary) several decades ago. You’d expect the young ones to be nicer, wouldn’t you? But I can confirm what many here will know, that there are women in their forties, fifties and sixties who are seriously fit in what Pete ‘n Dud called the chestal area. And elsewhere.

        If we must liken the Milibands to something, what about Wallace and Grommit? They share the Plasticine features, the strange eyes and hair and the peculiar voices of that entirely imaginary couple which they employ on TV to talk bilge.

  23. 40
    Attitude Reader says:


  24. 44
    GrimeLord says:

    Social mobility can go up as well as down.

    This means if you are keen to learn, work hard, act responsibly you should be able to improve your social mobility.

    To all the Labour fuck wits, if you waste your education, do little work and act irresponsibly then your social mobility should be down and should go to the bottom of the pile. It’s all your own fault and you deserve nothing.

  25. 45
    Craigoh says:

    Who cares? They’re all treacherous slime.

  26. 49
    Peter Hitchens says:

    I only come here as I enjoy insulting these k unts
    They would be laughed out of a room in normal life

  27. 54
    Camerons' wifes sore fanny, not says:

    This Daved siliband thing is facking me off. And I can’t even get a baby through my tight minge!
    The staggers is absoluteLy unpure. It is quoff quoff.


    Sorry, husband

  28. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Will Banana Man just lose or will he go down in flames?

  29. 57
    Bob Crow says:

    Onwards to victory, Brothers and Sisters.

  30. 74
    roman holiday says:

    Have we had any huge tits on today? (apart from the usual suspects)

  31. 77
    Corruption,corruption is the thing to do says:

    Does it really matter which slimey sh*te gets control of the Liebour party,all we have is the same corrupt faces doing what they do best, make money for themselves and their minders,the only way they would make even more money is to be a (w)(b)anker or work for AlJa Beeb.

  32. 83
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Cruddas is playing a tricky game. At most he’ll be a bag-carrier at Agriculture if Labour ever forms a government again.

    • 117
      Sir William Waad says:

      Describing Cruddas as a ‘firebrand’ is a bit of a stretcher. This is the boy who says “Go on, have a go at him, he’s easy, I’ll hold your coat for you.” He talks a good game.

  33. 91
    Gordon Brown says:

    What are you talking about? I’M Labour leader and prime minister.

  34. 93
    Keeki Millichild says:

    The students found me in a Wheelie Bin (Laden)

    Save me please Guido

    I know I represent nothing and do not understand event he words that I speak

    But save me…

  35. 97
    Nu Zanu Labour correspondent says:

    The staggers is so full of horsehit that even Mrs Duffy cannot undertand it…

  36. 108

    Arthur Scargill has been expelled from the National union of mineworkers!

    What next? Lenin expelled from the communist party. Bob Crow told he is too right wing for ASLEF? Galloway branded a running dog for the infidels.

    John Prescott told that aristocratic Lords are not welcome in the Labour party.
    Peter Mandelson informed that former dodgy spinsters are not welcome in the Labour party.
    Tony Blair informed that millionaire toffs are not welcome in the Labour party.
    Gordon Brown told that he is just not welcome in the Labour party.

    • 113
      Staggers correspondent says:

      And Miss Macaulay expelled for taking payments for influence…

      What is the world coming to ?

    • 130
      streamfisher says:

      Expelled, I would have thought finally ‘exorcised’ would be a better word, how many workers does the NUM still have, more chance of finding a fully paid up member of the flint nappers union.

    • 327
      smoggie says:

      Heinrich Himmler kicked out of the SS for cruelty?

  37. 110
    The Milliband brothers says:

    Listen co-conspirators

    You have all lost

    One of us will be King of Britain

    And we have the support of your know who…

    So f”k off…

  38. 111
    Some things never stop being enjoyable says:

    • 305
      Gordon Brown says:

      I’m the headbangers headbanger.Balls tells me so and that I should be immensly proud of the fact I was Britains finest Prime Minister ever.

    • 328
      smoggie says:

      Where did it all go wrong Gordon?

      • 474
        A Socialist says:

        Well, if I am brutally honest, being put in charge of anything was the first big mistake. From then on in, it was all disaster waiting to happen. It’s in our DNA don’t you know?

  39. 114
    TG says:

    The NHS is the economy.. why do you hate the welfare state?

    • 120
      The Taxpayers says:

      Because it costs us a lot more than we can afford.

    • 132
      camberwick spleen says:

      So what does the NHS actually export, apart from doctors that we’ve trained at great expense, you fucking inbred?

      • 452
        Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

        Then we import poor countries’ doctors and nurses to fill the gaps. Not only immoral but bloody stupid, given they can’t understand their patients and vice-versa.

  40. 119
    Mossad High Command says:

    We approve of the Mili Brothers.

  41. 126
  42. 127
    G'day mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie! says:

    “Crocodile Dundee actor Paul Hogan has been barred from leaving Australia over an unpaid multi-million dollar tax bill, his lawyer has said.

    The Australian Taxation Office served the US-based actor with the order when he returned to Sydney recently for his mother’s funeral.

    The 70-year-old is alleged to have put AUS$37.6m (£21.4m) of film royalties in offshore tax havens.

    Hogan denies the claim, saying he had “paid plenty of tax” in Australia.

    The order prevents the actor from leaving Australia until any alleged tax debts are paid or arrangements made for the tax liability to be discharged.”

  43. 128
    50 Calibre says:

    I can hardly contain my indifference about the labour leadership thing…

  44. 131
    Engineer says:

    Labour need a leader with vision, energy, integrity, conviction and passion. Until someone that has those qualities turns up, they need someone to “mind the shop”. Any of the current candidates will do for that job.

    • 162
      concrete post says:

      No British politician has any of those qualities. All British politicians are a bunch of opportunistic greedy dishonest crooks out to swindle whatever they can get. Just look at David Cameron the Moriarty of the modern politician and a complete and utter scumbag.   

  45. 135
    My wife knows everything and my wife doesn't know! says:

  46. 137
    The new Cameron kid says:

    Cameron’s daughter has been named:
    Florence Rose Endellion.


  47. 147
    Hahahahahaha!!!!!! says:

    Former miners’ leader Arthur Scargill has been told he is being expelled from the National Union of Mineworkers. Skip related content
    Related photos / videos Scargill faces mine union expulsion Enlarge photo Mr Scargill, who led the union through a bitter, year-long strike over pit closures in the 1980s, is among a number of people who have received letters saying they no longer qualify for membership.

    Mr Scargill, the union’s former president, has told friends he intends to fight the move,

  48. 154
    Absolute disgrace says:

    I’m disgusted she’s got away with this.

    A woman who urinated on a war memorial before performing a sex act on a man nearby has been given a suspended prison sentence.

    Wendy Lewis, 32, was jeered by veterans when she arrived for a hearing at Blackpool Magistrates’ Court last week.

    On Wednesday, she was sentenced to a 15-week jail term, suspended for one year.

    • 168
      arthur dent says:

      At least she didn’t put a cat in a bin. Give her some credit. The man she performed that sex act on was probably a grateful old military veteran happy to have a free knee trembler.

    • 170
      Passing urologist that enjoys a glass or two says:

      It’s only a trickle of wee, FFS. It’s not like she killed anyone.

    • 219
      The CO-OP says:

      War memorials! pah effigies to death and political manipulation. We think soldiers are shit

      • 460
        Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

        If you ever get into the sixth form you’ll probably grow out of the desire to shock your elders and betters.

        Meanwhile, ponder the question of whether you would have the bottle even to visit the most secure base in eg Afghanistan. Then consider whether or not tasteless know-all remarks are called for. Some people reading this will be hurt by what you write. If that matters to you, desist; if it doesn’t, you are less than fully human and I pity you.

    • 226
      Pidgeon says:

      I shit on most days

  49. 158
  50. 177
    Peregrine Roderick Clyde-Brown says:

    Mine taught me how to blow things up

  51. 178
    Ivan the Terrible says:

    I’d love to entertain these two in my bondage cellar, I could have so much fun for days and days with so many games to play and boundaries for them to cross.
    Oh well never mind, we all have our dreams don’t we.

  52. 182

    Never mind all this politics nonsense, check out this 2,500 cal pizza burger:

  53. 187
    gildedtumbril says:

    No matter what,those pair of weird marxist bastards are just a pair of millipedes. They need stepping on. Get Ms. Bale on the job. She would check all around before an unguarded moment.

  54. 192
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    Our circulation is not 15,000 actually. It’s 15,001. Get your facts right.

  55. 197
    Ed Balls says:

    Another Tory budget of spin, lies and hitting the poor to provide tax cuts for the rich.

    • 202
      jgm2 says:

      Top 10% will be paying more than the bottom 60%. Got it from the BBC.

      Stroll on.

      • 209
        Ed Balls says:

        As a proportion of income? I don’t think so.
        Just another Tory spin merchant

        • 214
          jgm2 says:

          Take it up with the BBC Ned.

          • bmp2 says:

            Take it up your arse banker.

          • Your bank says:

            Stop whining and pay your mortgage loser.

          • bmp2 says:

            know many bankers like yourself who can openly say they are bankers without being treated like a walking piece of dogshit by the public?

          • jgm2 says:

            I am not nor have I ever been a banker. Nor am I nor have I ever been a politician.

            I used to work in the oil exploration business but I packed it in to spend more time with the kids. And my money.

            I don’t know why you hate bankers so much but I suspect it’s because they lent you several hundred thousand pounds on an over-valued pile of compressed sawdust and breeze blocks and now they want you to pay the money back. Nobody likes been sold a pup and I do (slightly) feel sorry for you if that is the case. But you were the one who applied for the money. You are the one who signed for the massive loan. It really isn’t the banks fault.

            Take some responsibility for your own actions for Gods sake.

            Your buttons (and the general public’s buttons) have all been pushed by desperate Labour politicians trying to draw attention away from the fact that they presided over an orgy of reckless borrowing and lending and did fuck all to prevent it. Instead they basked in the flames.

          • Mug punter says:

            Bankers and politicians are linked by the fact that neither of them are feeling the pain that the rest of us mongs are suffering.
            And i’ve never taken a loan from either, but am expected to pay for their losses.

          • smoggie says:

            I’m gonna cry in a minute.

          • Mug punter says:

            Well i’m certain your tears, and my taxes, will help them sleep the slumber of the just made a pile out of the mug public.

          • smoggie says:

            You sound like a right mug, we can agree on that.

          • Mug punter says:

            Not nearly as much of a mug as those that voted for more shitting on our faces from Westminster, but no doubt you love chewing on Parliament’s log.

          • bmp2 says:

            a banker lecturing other on taking responsiblity. hilarious. was that before or after you took the taxpayers money and fucked the economy you irresponsible filth?

          • Fred Goodwin says:

            There was no Bank Bailout or credit crunch.
            As my Banker friend jgm2 will tell you, it was all a dream. He will also tell you Bankers are responsible for nothing bad and are wonderfull people.

            The fact that they were cun’ts who destroyed the economy with Brown’s ‘light touch regulation’ economic incompetence & stupidity is irrelevant.

            We idealogs can never afford to admit that the Bankers were greedy scum and fools. No matter how obvious it is or how pointless it is in the face of overwhelming public opinion that will never change for decades.

          • "desperate Labour politicians trying to draw attention away" says:

          • jgm2 says:

            Dear Mr bmp2,

            I am concerned that you don’t appear to believe that I am not a banker or indeed an ex-banker.

            You’re beginning to sound like John Edgar Hoover in his lunatic pursuit of communists. ‘Bankers under the bed’.

            Or that kid in ‘The Sixth Sense’ . ‘I see bankers everywhere’.

            To be honest you’re beginning to sound a bit insane. You’re not Brown are you?

          • jgm2 says:

            Mr bmp2

            Note the date…


            Excuse number 3…

            But what really makes me mad is that the banks allowed me to borrow so much money. I’m in negative equity and it’s all the banks fault.

            Spooky eh?

          • bmp2 says:

            a fool quoting from ‘the motley fool’ in his defence of the indefensible

            only from a banker


          • "note the date" says:

            Tuesday, 4 March, 2003, 13:32 GMT

            Buffett warns on investment ‘time bomb’

            Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction

            Warren Buffett

            The rapidly growing trade in derivatives poses a “mega-catastrophic risk” for the economy and most shares are still “too expensive”, legendary investor Warren Buffett has warned.

            The derivatives market has exploded in recent years, with investment banks selling billions of dollars worth of these investments to clients as a way to off-load or manage ma r ket risk.

            But Mr Buffett argues that such highly complex financial instruments are time bombs and “financial weapons of mass destruction” that could harm not only their buyers and sellers, but the whole economic system.

            Contracts devised by ‘madmen’

          • spooky eh ? says:


          • jgm2 says:

            You really are most obtuse bmp2. That was me back there in 2004. Note the moniker. Warning y’all that it was going to go to shit.

            Warning that Brown and the whole UK were ignoring the housing lunacy. Warning that the poor sad fucks would be casting around for anybody but themselves to blame when the shit hit the fan.

            And six years later here you are.

            Sorry you didn’t see it coming. I guess not everybody is as smart as they thought.

          • bmp2 says:

            one year later than those in the know saw the writing on the wall as the Banks embarked on their suicidal toxic derivatives orgy of greed

            the dot com bubble in 2000 didn’t destroy the worlds economy
            but the banker fueled housing bubble did because the bankers poured trillions of gallons of petrol on the fire with their mad but lucrative (for them) casino banking

            sorry you didn’t see it coming but idealogs never do
            just like with Iraq

          • DING! says:

            10 point penalty for failing to include the word “Clusterfuck” in every post.

          • jgm2 says:

            So Mr bmp2 you’re saying Brown, Blair, Bush and Greenspan ignored me and Warren Buffett by failing to take action and just marched us all into an economic clusterfuck.

            And then blamed every fucker but themselves despite the warnings.

            That’s my point.

          • jgm2 says:

            If it makes you any happier I not only saw it coming I made fucking millions while the rest of the world ignored the warnings.

            That’s why I’m retired.

          • bmp2 says:


            I’m saying Brown, Blair, Bush and Greenspan AND the Bankers ignored you, me and Warren Buffett by failing to take action and just marched us all into an economic clusterfuck.

            And then blamed every fucker but themselves despite the warnings.

            Because I’m not some city shitter apologist or idealog who will let the Bankers off the hook just because Brown and Bush fucked it up too.

            That’s my point.

          • Fluster Clucked says:

            Is that why you spend so much time here blaming Labour for your woes?

          • bmp2 says:

            “I not only saw it coming I made fucking millions”

            so you are a Banker. LOL!

          • Sir Patrick Moore says:

            Do tell us jgm2, what colour is the sky on your planet?

        • 216
          Engineer says:

          Between 1997 and 2010, the proportion of average income taken in tax rose from 37% to 50%. Now they’re making a big fuss about less than percent or so.

          Fucking hypocrites.

          • QED says:

            If only the poor could rent out their second homes, they wouldn’t be poor.


          • Engineer says:

            I wonder if the Bliars rent out their second (and third, and fourth) homes?

            Oh – I forgot – they’re so rich they don’t need to. Windrush, anyone?

          • QED says:

            So Cameron is no better than Blair is he?

          • Engineer says:

            Bliar has a record, which can be discussed, but cannot now be changed. Cameron is in the process of generating one.

          • QED says:

            Along with a nice little earner whilst living rent free at taxpayers expense.
            He’s certainly turning out to be a chip off the old Blair block.

          • Engineer says:

            Cameron is renting out a house owned by – the Cameron family. So what exactly has Cameron done wrong?

          • QED says:

            OK. You pay for me to live in a nice pad in Westminster, while i rent out my home for extra income. Agreed?

          • Greased nipple says:

            Why is it a disgrace for Blair to make money at the taxpayers expense, but perfectly acceptable for Cameron to do the same?

          • Engineer says:

            QED – get yourself appointed as Prime Minister, and you can.

            Greased Nipple – how is Cameron making money at the taxpayers’ expense? The Taxpayer expects him to live at number 10, so he is. He’s chosen to rent out his London house. Bliar chose to sell his. Nobody complained, as far as I recall, when he made a profit by selling his house.

          • QED says:

            So, let’s get this clear. Once you’re elected as PM, that gives you carte blanche to screw the taxpayer for every penny you can. Glad we’ve cleared that one up.

          • Engineer says:

            How does Cameron renting out his own house screw the taxpayer?

          • Greased nipple says:

            Engineer. Have another look at the link, and try to see where a nice profit is being made. It doesn’t help that he very magnanimously declares that he’s giving up his 20k second home allowance, while failing to mention the 72k he makes from renting out the Notting Hill pad.
            Can you not see the hypocrisy there, or are you blinded by party loyalty?

          • QED says:

            Let’s try to get the lesson through to you again.
            He lives at taxpayers expense while earning £72.000 from renting out his home.
            Can you get your logical engineers brain around that?

          • Engineer says:

            FFS – Cameron is renting out HIS OWN property, NOT the taxpayers’ property.

            Brown, you may recall, did not give up his second home allowance whilst in number 10.

            Somebody might be grinding a political axe, but it ain’t me. I have no party affiliation. I just judge as I find, and I find no problem with Cameron’s actions over this one; certainly not when compared to his immediate predecessors.

          • QED says:

            “I have no party affiliation” said the Tory’s chief cheerleader on order order.

          • Turnip Taliban says:

            Engineer is second only to nell for his slavish Cameron poodling.
            Surely you expect no better than partisan twaddle from the likes of him?

          • Engineeeeeeeer says:

            I just judge as I find, Cameron just took a big steaming shit in my mouth and I find no problem with Cameron’s actions over this one.

          • QED says:

            Those offensive remarks are not mine, Engineer. I prefer to debate with logic and reason. I just try to point out that despite you probably being not a bad old stick, your failure to realise that nothing has really changed in the palace of Westminster is because of blind party loyalty, and a desperation to seek something better than the cabal of thieves that are currently holed up there. By playing the game of Labour v Conservative, it’s easy to become a tool of the system, and we all deserve something fitting for what was once upheld as the example of respectable democracy, but has now become a grubby get rich quick scam.

          • QED who ? says:

            said the Tory’s chief cheerleader on order order.

          • smoggie says:

            Question still stands as QED sees fit to divert to personal attacks in the absence of a straight answer: how does renting out your own home screw the taxpayer? Especially when the rent is subject to tax and contributes to the Exchequer. Quite the opposite I should say.

          • QED says:

            They couldn’t buy me for all the tea in China, but i’m open to offers above that.

          • QED says:

            Christ Almighty smoggie, let’s try again.
            You live in a house paid for by the taxpayer, while earning 72k a year renting out your own home.
            Got it yet?

          • smoggie says:

            No mate. Third and last try: how does that screw the taxpayer?

          • Prezza's left hook says:

            Q. What’s the difference between a computer and a LibLabCon voter.
            A. You can punch information into a computer, and it get’s it first time.

        • 220
          Mr Plum says:

          Shame the IFS did not speak up when Gordon was blowing all our wonga,

          • jgm2 says:

            Or Mervyn King.

            Or any one of over 400 Labour MPs.

            Or the BBC.

            Useless cu*nts.

          • selective memory says:

            they did and he used the same partisan wank you twats are doing to denounce them

          • jgm2 says:

            According to the IFS the richest 10% are paying more than the poorest 60%.

            It’s Labour that is yet again obscuring and twisting the message. Funnily though the BBC and Labour MPs have no problem parrotting this twisted Labour message. As usual.

          • IFS says:

            I think you’ll find it’s Osborne who’s obscuring and twisting.

          • Bob the Builder says:

            Our Mervyn told the Queen

            In private…

          • jgm2 says:


            I’d forgotten about that. Brown retaliated, by return of post, threatening to remove the principle of male succession and to throw the throne open to Catholics unless she kept her gob shut.

            A truly fucking horrible bastard.

          • Vermin is as vermin does says:

            Thank God she secured the succession for Chuck the human tampon.

          • jgm2 says:

            Changing the rules on male succession or Catholic succession doesn’t bother me one bit but there are a huge number of (mainly Scottish) people for whom Catholic succession would be considered an Act of War.

            Brown knows it. And so does Liz. Hence his shit-stirring.

          • Vermin is as vermin does says:

            What utter bollocks you come out with. So she was bullied into signing away her sovereignty to Brussels in order to avoid Anne ascending the throne, or God forgive, Mary Queen of Scots exhumed corpse.

          • jgm2 says:

            It was Brownian shit-stirring. Slapping her down and reminding her who was boss and not to be going behind his back.

            And you know it.

          • Vermin is as vermin does says:

            I don’t know it, not being privy to their doings, but i do know she broke her coronation oath when signing us away to the Lisbon treaty without raising the question of a promised referendum by the filth that Brown is.
            If the nation had to choose between HM or Brown, who would have carried the day, or are they all in it together?

          • smoggie says:

            So in 1953 she made an oath not to sign the Lisbon Treaty? I missed that one.

          • Vermin is as vermin does says:

            No, smoggie old bean. She swore a solemn oath to defend the realm, and our national independence, against foreign domination.

          • smoggie says:

            So we are being dominated by Portuguese invaders? Thanks for letting me know.

          • Vermin is as vermin does says:

            Being a pisstaking arse, i suppose it’s of no interest to you,.

          • Is there no end to English bile and ignorance ? says:

            #”…..but there are a huge number of (mainly Scottish) people for whom Catholic succession would be considered an Act of War.”

            jgm2 Once again your pathological hatred of the Scots is revealed in your total ignorance of the act of sucession.

            This act is designed to protect the Church of England which the Monarch is Head of. She is not the head of any other christian denomination in The United Kingdom.

            The act is designed therefore to ensure that the Monarch is an Anglican due to his/her unique relationship with the Anglican Church.

            Therefore not only does it Barr Catholics but also other Protestant denominations which are not affiliated with the Anglican Church.

            I think you will find that abolishing it will cause the English establishment more problems than the Scots.

            Once again you are revealed as a blowhard !

          • jgm2's comments from a blog that shall remain nameless says:

            wasted six precious years of my life in Fucking Scotland on the strength of a clement February in 2002.

            Huh, I thought, February and the weather is good. What’s this nonsense I hear about shit Scottish weather. Yes, let’s buy a house. Let’s put the kids in school.

            Yeah. The scenery is fan-fucking-tastic. When the rain, mist, fog and cold coax you from your house to take a look at it for the prevailing two or three weeks of good weather a year.

            Otherwise a contiguous landmass with the same surface area as England with voluntary occupancy (apart from heavily subsidised government jobs) at 10% of the population density of England is for very good reason. Several in fact.

            All boiling down to the same.

            It’s shit.

            Scotland is deserted for the same reason the Yukon and Siberia are deserted.

            On balance – it’s shit.

            And the politicians are in a competition to be the most incompetent, child-like, ice-cream and double-custard promising fork-tongued, lying Hunts to the ambition-devoid, human-lichen, lacking-the-initiative-to-leave that it defies description.

            If you want remote wilderness with inhospitable, violent, fuckwitted neighbours then you could live in Siberia or the Yukon or Afghanistan for a fraction of the cost. And you’d be legally able to defend yourself too.


            Only fit for the Scots.

            Nuff said.

            20 August 2010 04:19

          • Is there No end...etc etc... says:

            dear jgm2 your obsession and constavt harping on about the scottish weather leads me to believe that you had a bad experience in the rain up here at one time. I now understand that you need more specialised help than I can offer you. I hope you can forgive the priest sorry the man who did this to you. Your still a cock though.

          • Is there No end...etc etc... says:

            However, having said that you are right about this though…..

            “And the politicians are in a competition to be the most incompetent, child-like, ice-cream and double-custard promising fork-tongued, lying Hoons to the ambition-devoid, human-lichen, lacking-the-initiative-to-leave that it defies description.”

  56. 198
    Spooky goings-on says:

    An MI6 worker whose body was found in a holdall in his central London flat may have been murdered two weeks ago, police believe.

    Officers discovered a mobile phone and several mobile phone SIM cards laid out at the flat.

  57. 203
    HenryV says:

    If I scan a web page I always read “New Scotsman” and not “New Statesmen.”

    Does anybody else do this?

    (Really don’t go a flying fuck about Labour, sorry.)

  58. 204
    section 5 says:

    The Chuckle Brothers, what a pair of honkers.

  59. 205
  60. 218
    You need to roast MacShane over the hot coals Mr Fawkes says:

    Expenses staff ‘sworn at by MPs’
    (UKPA) – 48 minutes ago

    Staff working for the new Parliamentary expenses watchdog have been repeatedly sworn at and abused by MPs, with one volunteer reduced to tears, it has been disclosed.

    The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (Ipsa) has recorded 10 separate incidents of staff complaining that MPs behaved in an offensive or inappropriate manner since it started work last May.

    The details – released in response to a Freedom of Information request by London’s Evening Standard newspaper – do not include the names of the MPs concerned. It is not clear whether some MPs were involved in more than one incident.

    One woman MP told staff “I am going to murder someone today” while a male MP was said to have refused to take part in an Ipsa induction session to explain the new expenses system and to have thrown papers with his personal details at the facilitator.

    Another male MP was said to been “very difficult and disruptive” during his induction session, directing his anger towards a volunteer who eventually burst into tears and had to be pulled out by another member of staff.

    At that point the MP became “contrite and apologised”, although he continued to be difficult throughout the session. He later returned with a box of chocolates and a note addressed to the volunteer.

    Labour MP Denis MacShane, a former Europe minister, confirmed that he was the MP concerned.

    He said he had been horrified when he realised the young woman volunteer was becoming upset, but said he had been frustrated with the difficulties of using Ipsa’s “impossibly difficult computer system” which had defeated most MPs.

  61. 221
    Thank God I'm not a member of the NUS says:

    Haha! Student politics and stirring up the militants is the best Labour can do!

    • 233
      Lord Ashcroft says:

      Fancy a stint as Tory Treasurer gov ? No questions asked! Know what I mean.

    • 279
      Dame Ashton Queen of the EUSSR says:

      Hello Guido

      Just to tell you that with all my weight,

      I am backing both the Millibands…

      Mandy told me that was the right thing to do…

      So I will be the winner and claims another € 500,000 tax free you see

  62. 234
    Harman Pride says:

    The way Arthur Scargill has been treated by the National Union of Mineworkers after years of loyal service is an absolute disgrace that shames modern socialism and the present ConDem coalition. He is a true hero of socialism and like my graphic fidelity chip has received little public recognition or recompense. Arthur is a great man who we will always remember who unlike Joe Gormley had the heart of a lion. Be still grasshopper.

  63. 243
    David has a message for Ed says:

  64. 257
    The Man who Came in from the All Women Shortlist (Of Deficit Deniers) says:

    I see the current Labour Leadership contest as an irrelevance. My eye is firmly on Harman. She’s up to something trust me.

  65. 285
    Jack says:

    How much will a life peerage cost to buy off the Millies?

  66. 292
    Labour lost and will lose again says:

    So it will be either tweedle dee or tweedle dumb leading the Labour. Tweedle dumb gets my vote cos he is more rounded.

  67. 296
    Pick a Blair, any Blair says:

    So we get yet another Blair clone to join the two leading the Lib Dems and Tories.
    Democracy at it’s finest.

    • 410
      jgm2 says:

      It’s what we lickspittles believe in, otherwise why would we stand in line to be clusterfucked for?

  68. 302
    WeatherPerson of a Male Disposition says:

    I want to endorse the rainy weather we have been having lately. It will continue to rain until it gets tired

  69. 303

    These might be more interesting fights than present the Miliband dullness:

    John Prescott vs. Eric Pickles

    Peter Mandelson vs. William Hague

    Roaul Moat vs. Mary Bale

    Preza, Hague, Bale: Tuscan predictions.

  70. 318
    Where's CuntBack Labour? says:

    Where’s that hilarious splooout fellow?

  71. 321
    The Ghost of Fred Goodwin says:

    What do you call a banker cut up by rusty razors put in a bin and then set on fire?

    A start.

  72. 347
    breaking news says:

    Who says you can’t fart for comic effect?

  73. 368
    Seagull says:

    I just shit all over the statue of winston churchil and I’m going to do it again tomorrow

  74. 374
    smoggie says:

    Is there any relevence in the fact that both the last Prime Ministers have spunked forth Mong children?

  75. 375
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Moniker is due to arrive back in the UK within the next twenty minutes. Any more requests for riot, insurrection, rapine, political removals (temporary or permanent), or any other of the standard services should be addressed here.

    • 383
      change the fucking locks says:

      Fuck off.

    • 393
      Labour are a bunch of fucking cunts says:

      Aah, Mr Cat, you’ve returned. I heard a beastly woman put you in a bin. Don’t worry, her address has been published on Youtube. I’ll get her for you.

      • 396
        Schrödinger's cat says:

        It is my opinion, Laabofc, that Labour were not even that good! I would not call being placed in a bin as a superstate either ….

        • 400
          Alan Duncan says:

          Thank God for hard working honest Conservatives.

        • 443
          Anonymous says:

          We had no way of knowing whether the cat was alive or dead until the act of observation allowed its wave function to collapse into one or other state. Thankfully in this instance the Cat was alive. However in some parralel universe the experience killed the cat.

      • 397
        jgm2 says:

        Ah but how do you know if he’s in the bin without looking?

        And if you look he’ll disappear or change into something else.

        • 478
          Schrödinger's cat says:

          As the cat in question, jgm2, in my box I have no way of knowing whether my owner is alive or dead until the box is opened. No one has appeared to have given that most important matter consideration (IMHO). Therefore as far as I am concerned, he is the one in superstate.

  76. 381
    • 429
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      Oh !

      • 434
        Downing Street press office says:

        We appreciate that we can only claim sloppy seconds, but what can a sperm donor in Iraq expect, but another fucking ungrateful mong kid between colleagues.
        Just ask Gordon.

  77. 384
    Christy says:

    Send for Cromwell,he would no doubt read this despicable underhanded lot their horoscope in no uncertain terms.
    Those were the days when straight talking and the means to back it up sorted the wheat from the chaff.

  78. 387
    Cut to the bone says:

    Roshonara Choudhary is not mad, just doing what we, that haven’t got the balls, should do.

  79. 389
    Govt and BBC supression of news says:

    On “Tonight” we have extremely stupid Emily person supposedly interviewing Mark Hoben and asking him “Why is a none working family with children going to be poorer than a rich person. Stupid cow that we employ – don’t know why he doesn’t tell her to engage brain before mouth and tell free loading plebs to get to work. Idle bastards.

    • 399
      Fred Goodwin says:

      Talking as a non working person with children, i can fully understand your concerns. How, as a pensioner, will i provide against the hardships to come?

    • 413
      chav scrounger says:

      I take every benefit available to me and if I want more I just get Darren to shag me and pop out another one for the family allowance.

    • 438
      Pass me another special brew my dear says:

      back to work you there’s benefits you need to earn for us

  80. 390
    ROFL!!!! says:

    Newsnight goes into a fucking swearing frenzy as it quotes the Piggy scum.

    Pure brilliance! This must be youtubed.

    • 436
      Henry Porter says:

      missed it,what happened?

      • 461
        ROFL!!! says:

        I suspect Mr Fawkes may pick up on this later, but Newsnight quoted from all the FOI secret reports on the Piggy MPs going berserk at staff because of the MPs problems filling out expenses.

        There was a great deal of very amusing swearing.

  81. 401
    licence fee payer says:

    Newsnight giving a platform to a shameless scotch Labour k*unt to complain about the new expenses regime.

    • 406
      Alan Duncan says:

      You can always rely on a corrupt Labour MP to voice the opinions of us slaves, treated like shit and fed on a paupers income.

  82. 403
    SuBo's dream says:

    I’m living a dream that His Eminence will lay hands upon me.

  83. 415
    BrokeCrack Labour says:


  84. 416
    Yes it is says:

  85. 423
    David Cameron says:

    We’re all in it together.

    • 441
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil says:

      Sickening! One of the most evil subhuman animals praised by the dirty shit in parliament.

      I hope in the future, to possess any significant level of DNA by this fucking filth is a capital offence.

      It’s simply not good enough to exterminate Blair, his evil grabbing trash wife, and his bastard retarded offspring – any fucker with more than 10% of Blair’s DNA needs to be burned.

      We don’t want a trace of this war criminal mass-murdering cu-nt left on Earth.

  86. 433
    The Ghost of Fred Goodwin says:

    How do you stop a banker drowning?
    Take your foot off his head, but why would you?

  87. 442
    99% of the public, excluding party mongs says:

    Apoligies to all, but the Tory trolls, Engineer, jgm2 and smoggie have clocked off for tonight.
    Normal service will be resumed as soon as the fees office get their act together and pay out with no questions asked.

  88. 447
    I just dicovered a tit on the top of my leg says:

    I went arse over tit

  89. 448
    Ideology before Reality: its Labour's DNA says:

    Two views. The first by an idiot, the second by a sensible man.

    1. “I also want Labour to lead where in the past it has failed to do so. We were wrong while in government not to overturn the ban on gay men donating blood. Many gay men would be very low risk donors, exactly the kind we need to encourage to address shortages in blood and many other countries run very safe systems without such a ban. I’m determined to find a better way of ensuring blood is safe.

    Ed Milliband (quoted on Labour List)

    (PS What countries…in Germany you can’t give blood if you have ever lived in England because of our high levels of AIDS and StDs)

    2. ‘It totally demonstrates why this ban is in place: The man was still having unsafe sex, and it was more by sheer luck he wasn’t HIV+

    We have seen infected blood pass screening before, so we HAVE to be picky. OK, so many of us may be totally infection-free, but gay men are notoriously promiscuous, and more likely to become infected than any other social group. This isn’t homophobia, this is just simple common sense. The usual bunch of lefties witter on about the equality, which is all they are really concerned about, and probably wouldn’t give a toss about giving blood if it wasn’t a gay issue. ‘

    Responsible Gay in Pink News

    • 451
      The Boilerman says:

      fucking bio weapon fags,ovens,fast

    • 458
      Number 2. is Wee Willie Hague says:

      Had a ‘judo’ accident have we Mr Hague?
      Why the concern about blood supply?
      Is your young employee being a touch harsh with the S&M whip and drawing blood?

  90. 449
    Henry says:

    There’s a hole in my bucket

  91. 462
    Mong Outreach Language Education Department says:

    Learn something mongs.

  92. 467
    Polly Toy Bee says:

    I support the Milibands. I’m off to my villa.

  93. 469
    Gordon Brown says:

    I love to drink fizzy orange and go sploooot sploooot in my Cape Cod honey’s bot-bot.

  94. 472
    Cruddite says:

    Now then, shall I vote for Milliblair, or Milliblair?

    Does it really make any fucking difference as the Labia Party will be bleating from the sideline for the next two decades?

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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