August 25th, 2010

Davided Endorsements

With the candidates back from holiday, the finishing line is finally in sight for the Labour leadership. The news that the New Statesman has fallen in line with the Labour youth and trade union movement to back Ed Miliband shouldn’t really come as much surprise. What is shocking is how seriously Labour hacktivists seem to be taking the endorsement of a magazine that barely scrapes 15,000 copies a month. To describe it as “big media endorsement” beggars belief. It seems the Staggers knows it’s audience though - all the university library readers were voting Ed anyway.

Word is lefty firebrand Jon Cruddas, whose second preference votes gave Harman the deputy-leadership in 2007, is set to endorse David Miliband imminently - real votes that would blow the New Statesman’s mere words out of the water.

UPDATE : Cruddas has endorsed D-Mili as expected.


481 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Milliband is the dark horse favourite says:

    Put your money on Ed as he is using every dirty trick in the book to become leader before the AGW bandwagon finally packs in.

  2. 2
    Someone has to say it says:

    Hook nosed n a z i s

  3. 3
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    In more important news, the cat had a nice tin of tuna today.

  4. 4
    Selohesra says:

    Come on Dianne – fish em out and you can still win (.Y.)

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    yawn

  6. 6
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Pick your favourite marxist!

  7. 7
    Kay Burley is a dog says:

    Sky news, not satisfied with their instant form of justice as dispensed by the pack of rottweilers masquerading as a film crew, have also shown her car number plate, clearly indentifying her to any nutcase with a desire to cause her harm.
    Would she have a case for complaint?

  8. 8
    It was not me it was the other three says:

    As he is backed by Unite will he have to display thier logo in the appropriate place

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Harpo?

  10. 10
    Mr Millibean says:

    The New Statesman is laminated in my house.

  11. 11
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who supports Ed for leader .

  12. 12
    streamfisher says:

    Doctor Dolittle has a few close human friends, including Tommy Stubbins and Matthew Mugg, the Cats’-Meat Man. The animal team includes Polynesia (a parrot), Gub-Gub (a pig), Jip (a dog), Dab-Dab (a duck), Chee-Chee (a monkey), Too-Too (an owl), the Pushmi-pullyu, and a White Mouse later named simply “Whitey”.

  13. 13
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Chico. Labour are very short of straight men.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Barry Obama

  15. 15
    Tom FD says:

    Actually if you look at the voting figures Harman won chiefly on first preference votes from the membership; thanks to her hard-fought, “I’m the only woman (ignore the other one for the purposes of this argument)”, dodgy loan campaign…

  16. 16
    Bye Dave! says:

    It’s very important decision choosing the next Prime Minister.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Light Drizzle

  18. 18
    Mr Millibean says:

    My balls are tiny and empty.

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will make a statement on this to the house at 18.30

  20. 20
    Blinko says:

    I’ll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you’re on your own…

  21. 21
    Reginald Bosanquet says:

    It’s raining today

  22. 22
    Ed's Balls says:

    The other patients in the secure unit must hate you so much.

  23. 23
    Welcome to the house of fun says:

    All 649 of them.

  24. 24
    David Miliband says:

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout
    Here’s my handle, here’s my spout
    When I hear the teacups hear me shout
    “Tip me over, pour me out!”

  25. 25
    Su Perin Junshan says:

    I think think it’s unfair that people can print what they want, even if it is true. I shall put a stop to it!

  26. 26
    Gordon Brown says:

    British jobs for Briyish workers !

  27. 27
    The mother of all black cocks says:

    Ed M is a class one tosser just look at the opportunistic letter calling for a living wage. The opening line suggests the coalition are going to destroy an achievement, the Liebor party fucked the working classes harder than any prior administration.

    “With the coalition government set on jeopardising the anti-poverty gains made under the last government, it will increasingly fall to Labour councils to show what tackling poverty should look like.”

    As for the Labour blogosphere, I think LFF are making up tweeters or using bogus tweeters to retweet their gumpf. Liarlist is so bad most articles aren’t getting comments.

    FUCKING WANKERS THE LOT OF THEM.

  28. 28

    I have found it easier to just have my arse laminated.
    Now any sort of paper does the trick.

  29. 29
    concrete pump says:

    Davided sounds like a knocked off ‘Davidoff’.

  30. 30
    Dai Vajoo says:

    A Future fair for all!

  31. 31
    concrete pump says:

    Ba-doom….

  32. 32
    Number 10's cat says:

    Think that’s bad?
    Her mobile number and place of employment are all over YouTube!

  33. 33
  34. 34
    Number 10's cat says:

    Diane reminds me of a pirate: she’s got a sunken chest

  35. 35
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    are they lizards ?

  36. 36
    concrete pump says:

    I have studied, very carefully, the body language of the two Milliband brothers at the top of the thread.
    David’s right hand, pressed against his face, with his little finger under his lip, means he is thoughtless, vacuous, bereft of any intelligence whatsoever and a c*nt.

    Ed, on the other hand (no pun intended) has the knuckles of his 2nd, 3rd and fourth finger under his chin. This means he is intolerant, careless, arrogant and a fuckwit.

  37. 37

    Take a second look at Labour

  38. 38
    Labourlist says:

    Please come and visit its getting lonely

    http://www.labourlist.org/

  39. 39
    Cybil Fawlty, stating the bleedin obvious says:

    I have listened intently to their voices, tone, speech patterns, rythm and diction.
    I can confirm that they are a pair of tits.

  40. 40
    Attitude Reader says:

    I WONDER WHICH ONE HAS THE TIGHTEST ARSE

  41. 41
    Tom Belweed says:

    What’s that blowing past?

  42. 42
    The Breast Union says:

    Please do not compare them with the most beautiful part of a womans body

  43. 43
    Sue says:

    It’s all my fault

  44. 44
    GrimeLord says:

    Social mobility can go up as well as down.

    This means if you are keen to learn, work hard, act responsibly you should be able to improve your social mobility.

    To all the Labour fuck wits, if you waste your education, do little work and act irresponsibly then your social mobility should be down and should go to the bottom of the pile. It’s all your own fault and you deserve nothing.

  45. 45
    Craigoh says:

    Who cares? They’re all treacherous slime.

  46. 46

    Ready steady Eddie

  47. 47
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Hear Fuckin Hear !!!!!!

  48. 48
    Gordon Brown, Deficit Denier-in-Chief says:

    ‘BBC’ and ‘legend’. Perfect oxymoron.

  49. 49
    Peter Hitchens says:

    I only come here as I enjoy insulting these k unts
    They would be laughed out of a room in normal life

  50. 50

    Where there’s blame there’s a claim.
    I blame the Tories

  51. 51
    P. Doff says:

    Weren’t you fired after sthlurring “Fife four… Forfar five” on the 10 o’Clock News sports results roundup back in the ’70s?

  52. 52
    Gordon Brown, Deficit Denier-in-Chief says:

    The end is Nye

  53. 53
    concrete pump says:

    Karl.

  54. 54
    Camerons' wifes sore fanny, not says:

    This Daved siliband thing is facking me off. And I can’t even get a baby through my tight minge!
    The staggers is absoluteLy unpure. It is quoff quoff.

    BORIS IS THE FATHER

    Sorry, husband

  55. 55
    Jack Harman says:

    Unite UNITED
    will never be defeated!

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Will Banana Man just lose or will he go down in flames?

  57. 57
    Bob Crow says:

    Onwards to victory, Brothers and Sisters.

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE67O2KH20100825

  58. 58
    Arthur Scargill says:

    I’ve been sacked by’t Union. Bloody Tories!

  59. 59
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    That would be telling. What goes on turd, stays on turd.

  60. 60
    Gordon Brown, Deficit Denier-in-Chief says:

    I blame Sue

  61. 61
    Doctor Sullivan says:

    Have you got cancer as well?

  62. 62
    UNTIE says:

    We’ve never got the hang of joined up thinking.

    Perhaps Eddy boy can help us there.

    Or was it one of the others.

  63. 63
    Gordon Brown's Press Secretary's Employer says:

    John Mcauley hurry up with my speech. Where is my Nokia?

  64. 64
    The mother of all black cocks says:

    Can we compare bananas? I bet mine is bigger than yours.

  65. 65
    The mother of all black cocks says:

    Twat.

  66. 66
    Boys of PrimroseHill says:

    Sons of Adolph

  67. 67
    I'm so funny says:

    Skid

  68. 68
    concrete lump says:

    Don’t fart in the prescence of Ladies you cretin.

  69. 69
    Bri says:

    The NUM aren’t backing Arthur Scargill, they have booted him out.

  70. 70
    streamfisher says:

    Is that supposed to be an an insult?, you really must try harder.

  71. 71
    smoggie says:

    Airbrushed out of history. Wonder if he keeps his Jag?

  72. 72
    Cat Protection League says:

    Lets hope she gets a clockwork orange style kicking in a Coventry underpass fat ugly bitch.

  73. 73
    concrete pump says:

    Eh?

  74. 74
    roman holiday says:

    Have we had any huge tits on today? (apart from the usual suspects)

    http://tinyurl.com/23cvrzf

  75. 75
    smoggie says:

    The bailiffs will be along presently….

  76. 76
    Concrete Pump says:

    We love you Bob.

  77. 77
    Corruption,corruption is the thing to do says:

    Does it really matter which slimey sh*te gets control of the Liebour party,all we have is the same corrupt faces doing what they do best, make money for themselves and their minders,the only way they would make even more money is to be a (w)(b)anker or work for AlJa Beeb.

  78. 78
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Lol

  79. 79
  80. 80
    Gordon Brown, speaking from his absurd world of fantasy, says:

    I wish to reassure the House that I’ve turned down several strong invitations to head up the World Bank.

    Instead, I feel my duty is getting the UK economy RIGHT after the Tories mucked it up.

    They do not understand economics like wot I do.

  81. 81
    smoggie says:

    In the modern Labour Party these attributes are considered blessings.

  82. 82
    concrete lump says:

    You heard, stinky bum.

  83. 83
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Cruddas is playing a tricky game. At most he’ll be a bag-carrier at Agriculture if Labour ever forms a government again.

  84. 84
    Paul Imhoff says:

    More of a leg man, myself.

  85. 85
    I am Sick says:

    You’re right of course, the last two were a venal, lying conman and an incompetent, mentally dysfunctional bully. The present one is a pale copy of his hero and will end up as hated as he. Happily, for the crop of talentless hacks jousting to be leader of ZaNu, whoever wins the election to be leader, it will be the last election they ever win.

  86. 86
    smoggie says:

    he’s dead mysterious that Tat fella

  87. 87
    concrete pump says:

    (chuckle)

  88. 88
    The Mong among us says:

    I gt pade fer doin this

    ‘n NVQs loik komtunce bazed edyerkayshun wot is a dergri

    I rit dwon wot they giv me on ths paypr

    But oim toird and yoornin

    Yoooooornrn

    But oim defnitlee risin up.

  89. 89
    Bob Crow says:

    I know. That’s why i come here to be amongst bosom pals.

  90. 90
    Its a fur cop says:

    It was just a fucking stinking cat.

  91. 91
    Gordon Brown says:

    What are you talking about? I’M Labour leader and prime minister.

  92. 92
    Bob Crow says:

    Brothers, 

    The rail workers will come out in support of the cat against that ugly Tory bankster bitch who chucked it on the scrap heap and in the bin.  It was a working class cat and we will protect it from oppression.

  93. 93
    Keeki Millichild says:

    The students found me in a Wheelie Bin (Laden)

    Save me please Guido

    I know I represent nothing and do not understand event he words that I speak

    But save me…

  94. 94
    Reginald Bosanquet says:

    No, I was fired for telling the head of ITN he was a facking fuggot

  95. 95
    "C'est juste un chat" says:

    The fat blob is trying to deflect attention away from her dastardly antics with nip-ple fuckmuppery.

  96. 96
    "C'est juste un chat" says:

    wtf!

  97. 97
    Nu Zanu Labour correspondent says:

    The staggers is so full of horsehit that even Mrs Duffy cannot undertand it…

  98. 98
    You're definitely sick says:

    That’s what they said back in ’79.

  99. 99
    Le Monde correspondent says:

    Vraiement ?

    Q’un chat ?

    Qui ?

  100. 100
    Gordon says:

    I agree with Nick.

  101. 101
    Jack Profumo says:

    We know

    All you have to do is to clean up your jobbies

    Including Balls and Whelan.Then we will let you back in…

  102. 102
    smoggie says:

    No they didn’t.

  103. 103
    Arthur "Khadafi" Scargill says:

    Can you invite me on your show please ?

    Even the fooking Mine Workers have kicked me out…

  104. 104
    Arthur "Khadafi" Scargill says:

    And quite right so…

  105. 105
    Labour leadership contest says:

    British jobs for non-British applicants

  106. 106
    Ed Testes says:

    I blame Thatcher.

  107. 107
    Eddy Mili-Mossad says:

    Don’t worry

    I will get Hampstead to rally around..

    Lord Levy can flog a few mors titles…

    And the other can gain “influence”..

    Simples

    And already tested with Saint Tone and Mandelscum…

  108. 108

    Arthur Scargill has been expelled from the National union of mineworkers!

    What next? Lenin expelled from the communist party. Bob Crow told he is too right wing for ASLEF? Galloway branded a running dog for the infidels.

    John Prescott told that aristocratic Lords are not welcome in the Labour party.
    Peter Mandelson informed that former dodgy spinsters are not welcome in the Labour party.
    Tony Blair informed that millionaire toffs are not welcome in the Labour party.
    Gordon Brown told that he is just not welcome in the Labour party.

  109. 109
    AbleTheSpace Monkey says:

    Nope, the Marxbrothers are grandsons of some pious lefty slaughterer of White Russian thought/hate criminals.

  110. 110
    The Milliband brothers says:

    Listen co-conspirators

    You have all lost

    One of us will be King of Britain

    And we have the support of your know who…

    So f”k off…

  111. 111
    Some things never stop being enjoyable says:

  112. 112
  113. 113
    Staggers correspondent says:

    And Miss Macaulay expelled for taking payments for influence…

    What is the world coming to ?

  114. 114
    TG says:

    The NHS is the economy.. why do you hate the welfare state?

  115. 115
    Ed Mossad says:

    Vote for me Bob

    My father invented your religion…

    And I will always support you…

  116. 116
    Tom Lerner says:

    What goes up must come down

    So said Wehrner von Braun…

  117. 117
    Sir William Waad says:

    Describing Cruddas as a ‘firebrand’ is a bit of a stretcher. This is the boy who says “Go on, have a go at him, he’s easy, I’ll hold your coat for you.” He talks a good game.

  118. 118
    Tom Lerner says:

    Where is Ellie as the thunder clouds gather ?

  119. 119
    Mossad High Command says:

    We approve of the Mili Brothers.

  120. 120
    The Taxpayers says:

    Because it costs us a lot more than we can afford.

  121. 121
    Mr Plum says:

    Just wondered what nosey parker was doing filming the woman in the first place.
    What are the odds on that just happening.
    Or was it a security camera.

  122. 122
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fear me!

  123. 123
    IDF says:

    And they brought us pizzas

  124. 124
    Sir William Waad says:

    They’re going to ‘down tools’! Look at Bob, you could be in for a decking.

  125. 125
  126. 126
  127. 127
    G'day mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie! says:

    “Crocodile Dundee actor Paul Hogan has been barred from leaving Australia over an unpaid multi-million dollar tax bill, his lawyer has said.

    The Australian Taxation Office served the US-based actor with the order when he returned to Sydney recently for his mother’s funeral.

    The 70-year-old is alleged to have put AUS$37.6m (£21.4m) of film royalties in offshore tax havens.

    Hogan denies the claim, saying he had “paid plenty of tax” in Australia.

    The order prevents the actor from leaving Australia until any alleged tax debts are paid or arrangements made for the tax liability to be discharged.”

  128. 128
    50 Calibre says:

    I can hardly contain my indifference about the labour leadership thing…

  129. 129
    Pork isn't kosher says:

    Was it pepperoni?

  130. 130
    streamfisher says:

    Expelled, I would have thought finally ‘exorcised’ would be a better word, how many workers does the NUM still have, more chance of finding a fully paid up member of the flint nappers union.

  131. 131
    Engineer says:

    Labour need a leader with vision, energy, integrity, conviction and passion. Until someone that has those qualities turns up, they need someone to “mind the shop”. Any of the current candidates will do for that job.

  132. 132
    camberwick spleen says:

    So what does the NHS actually export, apart from doctors that we’ve trained at great expense, you fucking inbred?

  133. 133
    chat of 6 tales says:

    My French teacher at skoo was a lazy retarded public sector sack of shit, so I learned nothing. Oh, and she stank. These public sector animals are worthless shite.

    « mettre le chat dans la boîte vous gros cu-nt » a dit la voix dans sa tête

  134. 134
    Sonny says:

    Why bother no shit ever sticks to you or your kind.

  135. 135
    My wife knows everything and my wife doesn't know! says:

  136. 136
    Oveys of Golders Green says:

    O vey

  137. 137
    The new Cameron kid says:

    Cameron’s daughter has been named:
    Florence Rose Endellion.

    Aaaaah.

  138. 138
    Kind old lady who feeds cats says:

    I’m going to fucking shoot her with my dead husbands navy colt

  139. 139
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    That is so last thread

  140. 140
    Ohhh la la says:

    My French teacher in school used to wear no knickers so we would take turns to look up her skirt.

  141. 141
    cat hating hag says:

    go and find yourself a bin

  142. 142
    The new Cameron kid says:

    Sorry, I don’t read every comment in every thread. But I’m happy for you that you do. Have a drink on me.

  143. 143
    AC1 says:

    Dead.

  144. 144
    jgm2 says:

    That’s Arthur ‘Hastings Banda’ Scargill to you.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hastings_Banda

  145. 145
    no longer anonymous says:

    Security camera installed by the owners of the house apparently.

  146. 146
    Sam Cam says:

    Stretch.

  147. 147
    Hahahahahaha!!!!!! says:

    Former miners’ leader Arthur Scargill has been told he is being expelled from the National Union of Mineworkers. Skip related content
    Related photos / videos Scargill faces mine union expulsion Enlarge photo Mr Scargill, who led the union through a bitter, year-long strike over pit closures in the 1980s, is among a number of people who have received letters saying they no longer qualify for membership.

    Mr Scargill, the union’s former president, has told friends he intends to fight the move,

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100825/tuk-scargill-faces-mine-union-expulsion-6323e80.html

  148. 148
    AC1 says:

    The only mystery about Tat is that’s he’s so stupid how does he remember to breath in and out?

  149. 149
    Parasites n Politicians says:

    Lets make it the last election period,never mind any of them winning.they would have you believe we need them and anarchy would ensue. Actually it would but not as they portray it in their scare tactics.Don’t get me wrong they would cause a lot of violence,its how they work. But in general humans get on together and survive quite well.Its only when led they become violent.Vote no more. You don’t need leaders.

  150. 150
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Ok Double jd and coke and 2 pints of cafferys , Cheers

  151. 151
    Time for bed said Zeberdee says:

    Florence?

  152. 152
    White Van Man says:

    Look at them two Hunts, Tweedledum and Tweedle fucking dee!

  153. 153
    Number 10's cat says:

    I already have!
    Some idiot put a chicken carcass in it
    I’m well happy

  154. 154
    Absolute disgrace says:

    I’m disgusted she’s got away with this.

    A woman who urinated on a war memorial before performing a sex act on a man nearby has been given a suspended prison sentence.

    Wendy Lewis, 32, was jeered by veterans when she arrived for a hearing at Blackpool Magistrates’ Court last week.

    On Wednesday, she was sentenced to a 15-week jail term, suspended for one year.

  155. 155
    80s music rules!!!! says:

    Richard (I’ll be right here waiting for you)

  156. 156
  157. 157
    The new Cameron kid says:

    Do you want a shot of spunk to go with it?

  158. 158
  159. 159
    Hatchet HarmMen says:

    There isn’t another woman, I’m the only one!

  160. 160
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    No Thanks

  161. 161
    Sumner says:

    Thats it,all that hype for what?

  162. 162
    concrete post says:

    No British politician has any of those qualities. All British politicians are a bunch of opportunistic greedy dishonest crooks out to swindle whatever they can get. Just look at David Cameron the Moriarty of the modern politician and a complete and utter scumbag.   

  163. 163
    OUI says:

    Must a been a view of the forest.

  164. 164
    Engineer says:

    Arthur Scargill has friends? Even the NUM don’t like him.

  165. 165
    Ohhh la la says:

    Indeed it wasn’t never shaved any of the times i had a peep

  166. 166
    Engineer says:

    Perhaps, but at least he’s not as bad as the last scumbag, or the one before.

  167. 167
    Mandelbum says:

    It’s Eddie, and I’ve had them both!

  168. 168
    arthur dent says:

    At least she didn’t put a cat in a bin. Give her some credit. The man she performed that sex act on was probably a grateful old military veteran happy to have a free knee trembler.

  169. 169
    The twats now are robbing them says:

    Leave Arthur alone he did what was right for his times.Shows he hasn’t mined the union funds

  170. 170
    Passing urologist that enjoys a glass or two says:

    It’s only a trickle of wee, FFS. It’s not like she killed anyone.

  171. 171
    kicks cats for comfort says:

    Kick

  172. 172
    The new Cameron kid says:

    Mark Oaten’s offered his spunk.

  173. 173
    concrete pump says:

    Let it go, AC1.

  174. 174
    Engineer says:

    This whole sorry saga could be avoided in future if Parliament legislates that in future all wheelie-bins shall be fitted with cat-flaps.

  175. 175
    Mr Plum says:

    Was she caught on camera or were there witnesses

  176. 176
    Gordon Brown says:

    i aM a tRee aND a bUSh. i LoOk rEalLy nICe and lIkE tO sHAke mY tuSh.

  177. 177
    Peregrine Roderick Clyde-Brown says:

    Mine taught me how to blow things up

  178. 178
    Ivan the Terrible says:

    I’d love to entertain these two in my bondage cellar, I could have so much fun for days and days with so many games to play and boundaries for them to cross.
    Oh well never mind, we all have our dreams don’t we.

  179. 179
    concrete pump says:

    A double JD and coke, eurgh. Spunk would prolly improve the taste.

  180. 180
    Engineer says:

    Why not? More appropriate than Dougal or Dylan.

  181. 181
    Peregrine Roderick Clyde-Brown says:

    fit them with blenders

  182. 182

    Never mind all this politics nonsense, check out this 2,500 cal pizza burger:

    http://tinyurl.com/prezzatastic

  183. 183
    Test Match Special says:

    Victor

  184. 184
    jgm2 says:

    You’d want a heart of stone not to laugh.

    Useless, industry-destroying jackass.

    Maggie will most likely fall off her perch laughing and the useless fucker will have to watch a Tory-organised state funeral to boot.

    Too fucking funny.

  185. 185
    Peregrine Roderick Clyde-Brown says:

    Stalin, lovely man

  186. 186
    Rocket Scientist says:

    Scorch

  187. 187
    gildedtumbril says:

    No matter what,those pair of weird marxist bastards are just a pair of millipedes. They need stepping on. Get Ms. Bale on the job. She would check all around before an unguarded moment.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Give him time.

  189. 189
    MI6 says:

    We are monitoring all single word comms tonight due to one of our operatives killing himself in a bag.

  190. 190
    jgm2 says:

    Or Ermintrude.

  191. 191
    Corrections Dept says:

    Tat thinks ba doom is a fart,you should have said boom chaka laka

  192. 192
    Mehdi Hassan says:

    Our circulation is not 15,000 actually. It’s 15,001. Get your facts right.

  193. 193
    Seer says:

    posing ghet

  194. 194
    John Prescott says:

    I’ll have six of those for my starter.

  195. 195
  196. 196
    Engineer says:

    Or Brian the Snail.

  197. 197
    Ed Balls says:

    Another Tory budget of spin, lies and hitting the poor to provide tax cuts for the rich.

    http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/politics/domestic_politics/imf+budget+hits+poorest+families+hardest/3752777

  198. 198
    Spooky goings-on says:

    An MI6 worker whose body was found in a holdall in his central London flat may have been murdered two weeks ago, police believe.

    Officers discovered a mobile phone and several mobile phone SIM cards laid out at the flat.

  199. 199
    Engineer says:

    Working hard for Ed. (Not sure which Ed, these days.)

  200. 200
    Skidmarks says:

    Boom chaka laka sounds like a fart with a follow-through.

  201. 201
    Cheese Lover says:

    Maybe. But then he had Soviet money to play with.

  202. 202
    jgm2 says:

    Top 10% will be paying more than the bottom 60%. Got it from the BBC.

    Stroll on.

  203. 203
    HenryV says:

    If I scan a web page I always read “New Scotsman” and not “New Statesmen.”

    Does anybody else do this?

    (Really don’t go a flying fuck about Labour, sorry.)

  204. 204
    section 5 says:

    The Chuckle Brothers, what a pair of honkers.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhog97e

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  206. 206

    Bolsheviks, Levantines – what’s the difference?

    Not as funny as what Sarkozy’s grandpa did in the war, though…

  207. 207
    shit for brains says:

    lol

  208. 208

    Met Banda once, years ago.

    Nice chap in person, not sure I’d have been happy with him as president.

  209. 209
    Ed Balls says:

    As a proportion of income? I don’t think so.
    Just another Tory spin merchant

  210. 210
    Lord Ashcroft says:

    Anyone want to be Tory Party Treasurer ?

  211. 211
    Engineer says:

    It’s a good job that the Camerons didn’t holiday in Rock. Or Looe.

  212. 212
    Engineer (no not that one) says:

    10,000 to down tools? 9,999 of them wouldn’t know which end of a tool to hold.

  213. 213
    Freddy Patel, Pathologist says:

    He died from a pre-existing condition.

  214. 214
    jgm2 says:

    Take it up with the BBC Ned.

  215. 215
    sweet cakes says:

    You dirty dog, Engineer.

  216. 216
    Engineer says:

    Between 1997 and 2010, the proportion of average income taken in tax rose from 37% to 50%. Now they’re making a big fuss about less than percent or so.

    Fucking hypocrites.

  217. 217

    He should have read the small print in the contract.
    “If you fail to pay within 30 days Vodaphone may have to cut you off in your prime.”

  218. 218
    You need to roast MacShane over the hot coals Mr Fawkes says:

    Expenses staff ‘sworn at by MPs’
    (UKPA) – 48 minutes ago

    Staff working for the new Parliamentary expenses watchdog have been repeatedly sworn at and abused by MPs, with one volunteer reduced to tears, it has been disclosed.

    The Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (Ipsa) has recorded 10 separate incidents of staff complaining that MPs behaved in an offensive or inappropriate manner since it started work last May.

    The details – released in response to a Freedom of Information request by London’s Evening Standard newspaper – do not include the names of the MPs concerned. It is not clear whether some MPs were involved in more than one incident.

    One woman MP told staff “I am going to murder someone today” while a male MP was said to have refused to take part in an Ipsa induction session to explain the new expenses system and to have thrown papers with his personal details at the facilitator.

    Another male MP was said to been “very difficult and disruptive” during his induction session, directing his anger towards a volunteer who eventually burst into tears and had to be pulled out by another member of staff.

    At that point the MP became “contrite and apologised”, although he continued to be difficult throughout the session. He later returned with a box of chocolates and a note addressed to the volunteer.

    Labour MP Denis MacShane, a former Europe minister, confirmed that he was the MP concerned.

    He said he had been horrified when he realised the young woman volunteer was becoming upset, but said he had been frustrated with the difficulties of using Ipsa’s “impossibly difficult computer system” which had defeated most MPs.

  219. 219
    The CO-OP says:

    War memorials! pah effigies to death and political manipulation. We think soldiers are shit

  220. 220
    Mr Plum says:

    Shame the IFS did not speak up when Gordon was blowing all our wonga,

  221. 221
    Thank God I'm not a member of the NUS says:

    Haha! Student politics and stirring up the militants is the best Labour can do!

  222. 222
    You need name and shame the Pig MacShane Mr Fawkes says:

    Expenses staff ‘sworn at by MPs’
    (UKPA)

    Staff working for the new Parliamentary expenses watchdog have been repeatedly sworn at and abused by MPs, with one volunteer reduced to tears, it has been disclosed.

  223. 223
    Hag is dead.com says:

    Make it so soon

  224. 224

    Add the two personalities together for a free Ed Balls!

  225. 225
    bmp2 says:

    Take it up your arse banker.

  226. 226
    Pidgeon says:

    I shit on most days

  227. 227
    I live in an ouse with Chewed door beams, me says:

    Lord John Fatarse of Hull, Holder of the Office of Pie Eater in Waiting (but not for long Pauline luv) could donate one of his.

  228. 228
    Spooky goings-on says:

    Weren’t you in front of the GMC today, Mr Jalfrezi?

  229. 229
    Joe Orton says:

    10 to 1 it’s a gay lover.
    He is in MI5 after all.

  230. 230
    Your bank says:

    Stop whining and pay your mortgage loser.

  231. 231
    Nicholas Hunt - The Pathologist for Dr David Kelly says:

    He was found hacked to pieces in various bin bags.

    So I have no hesitation in pronouncing this MI6 worker’s death to be a textbook suicide!

  232. 232
    Mong O The Penninsula says:

    it should be Endelienta,Endellion is a fucking village the thick twats.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Endellion

  233. 233
    Lord Ashcroft says:

    Fancy a stint as Tory Treasurer gov ? No questions asked! Know what I mean.

  234. 234
    Harman Pride says:

    The way Arthur Scargill has been treated by the National Union of Mineworkers after years of loyal service is an absolute disgrace that shames modern socialism and the present ConDem coalition. He is a true hero of socialism and like my graphic fidelity chip has received little public recognition or recompense. Arthur is a great man who we will always remember who unlike Joe Gormley had the heart of a lion. Be still grasshopper.

  235. 235
    QED says:

    If only the poor could rent out their second homes, they wouldn’t be poor.

    http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/mortgages-and-homes/article.html?in_article_id=512567&in_page_id=8

  236. 236
    Freddy Patel, Pathologist says:

    I concur with Mr Nicholas Hunt’s finding.

    Please find enclosed my invoice.

  237. 237
    P. Doff says:

    Very good!

  238. 238
    Engineer says:

    Prefer this version…

  239. 239
    Capitalists log says:

    Or one of AC1’s incisive posts.

  240. 240
    concrete pump says:

    Pock.

  241. 241
    i don't know what you mean says:

    Ah, but there were questions asked weren’t there?

  242. 242
    P. Doff says:

    “…one of our operatives killing himself in a bag.”

    Poor bugger… pity it wasn’t Faux-Tan-Tone… snuffing it whilst giving Slot-Gob one!

  243. 243
    David has a message for Ed says:

  244. 244
    Engineer says:

    I wonder if the Bliars rent out their second (and third, and fourth) homes?

    Oh – I forgot – they’re so rich they don’t need to. Windrush, anyone?

  245. 245
    Tony B Liar says:

    I agree.

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:

    Can you not read you muppet. The standards have dropped on here recently .

  247. 247
  248. 248
    Lord Hutton says:

    This was a very sad death resulting from sexual experimentation gone wrong. The pursuit of self gratification is not without risk. The full PM findings will be made public as expediently as possible in 175 years.

  249. 249
    Budgie says:

    Or even Labour party treasurer?

  250. 250
    Lord Hutton says:

    So it’s agreed.

    Nothing unusual here. Perfectly understandable conclusion under the circumstances.

    Please find enclosed my invoice.

  251. 251
    Budgie says:

    He kept his airbrush on his head.

  252. 252
    Kids TV isn't like it used to be says:

  253. 253
    QED says:

    So Cameron is no better than Blair is he?

  254. 254
    Suits Ken Livingstone's voice says:

  255. 255
    Gordon Brown creator in chief of the Deficit which he later denied says:

    Whos idea was that ?

  256. 256
    Engineer says:

    Haven’t the Labour Party renamed that job “Keeper of the Overdraft”?

  257. 257
    The Man who Came in from the All Women Shortlist (Of Deficit Deniers) says:

    I see the current Labour Leadership contest as an irrelevance. My eye is firmly on Harman. She’s up to something trust me.

  258. 258
    jgm2 says:

    Labour MP Denis MacShane…

    Sounds just like the cu*nt.

  259. 259
    Tom Lerner says:

    It’s less than the number of subscribers to Gay News…

  260. 260
  261. 261
    jgm2 says:

    Or Mervyn King.

    Or any one of over 400 Labour MPs.

    Or the BBC.

    Useless cu*nts.

  262. 262
    Jack says:

    Was he drunk again ?

  263. 263
    Dr Freddie Pattel says:

    I only did the PM on the bag with the legs inside. The rest was contracted out to a visiting Polish locum.

  264. 264
    jgm2 says:

    Ha ha.

    Just like the fucking jackass.

  265. 265
    Engineer says:

    Bliar has a record, which can be discussed, but cannot now be changed. Cameron is in the process of generating one.

  266. 266
    jgm2 says:

    He was awake wasn’t he? Unable to operate a computer and getting abusive about it. More than likely.

  267. 267
    Jack says:

    Doctor Hastings Banda (to you)

    Was known as the leading abortonist in Darlington in the old days

    True story…

  268. 268
    QED says:

    Along with a nice little earner whilst living rent free at taxpayers expense.
    He’s certainly turning out to be a chip off the old Blair block.

  269. 269
    Bob says:

    Or “One Man Banda”…

    A glorious example of democracy…

  270. 270
    jgm2 says:

    Though there is significant overlap.

  271. 271
    A tory donors tax affairs are between him and his offshore bank says:

    Asked, but never answered.

  272. 272
    concrete pump says:

    If i saw MacShane on the street, i’d batter the c*nt. I hate him more than any other Labour MP.

    The man is a fucking bully and a coward, a fucking stain on the human race.

  273. 273
    jgm2 says:

    Sought refuge in South Africa (post apartheid) when the balloon went up in Malawi.

    The same South Africa that stands by and applauds the lunatic Comrade Bob in his one-man mission to reduce the average life-span of Zimbabweans to the point where he’s the only one old enough to vote.

  274. 274
    David Cameron says:

    You’re a ghastly piece of filth, with no part to play in welcoming millions of Turks to Britain’s shores.

  275. 275
    selective memory says:

    they did and he used the same partisan wank you twats are doing to denounce them

  276. 276
    jgm2 says:

    According to the IFS the richest 10% are paying more than the poorest 60%.

    It’s Labour that is yet again obscuring and twisting the message. Funnily though the BBC and Labour MPs have no problem parrotting this twisted Labour message. As usual.

  277. 277
    Arthur Scargill says:

    Bury the slag face down in case she tries to dig her way out.

  278. 278
    IFS says:

    I think you’ll find it’s Osborne who’s obscuring and twisting.

  279. 279
    Dame Ashton Queen of the EUSSR says:

    Hello Guido

    Just to tell you that with all my weight,

    I am backing both the Millibands…

    Mandy told me that was the right thing to do…

    So I will be the winner and claims another € 500,000 tax free you see

  280. 280
    Dame Ashton Queen of the EUSSR says:

    Did you say overlap my friend

    Not sure what you mean…

    Flap flap flap ??

  281. 281
    Engineer says:

    Cameron is renting out a house owned by – the Cameron family. So what exactly has Cameron done wrong?

  282. 282
    Once controlled 10% of the world's hashish trade says:

    Howard

  283. 283
    Tax inspector says:

    But this is what Labour Peers do regularly in the UK FFS….

    Shoiuld they be prosecuted as well ?

  284. 284
    Jack says:

    And the Guardian….

  285. 285
    Jack says:

    How much will a life peerage cost to buy off the Millies?

  286. 286
    Can I hand deliver it please says:

    http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/MoneyTaxAndBenefits/Taxes/WorkingAndPayingTax/DG_10010555

    P45

    The form P45 is a record of your pay and tax deductions. You’ll get it from your employer when you stop working for them. It shows details like:

    * your tax code and PAYE reference number
    * your leaving date
    * your wages so far in the tax year – 6 April to the following 5 April
    * how much tax was deducted from your wages

  287. 287
    QED says:

    OK. You pay for me to live in a nice pad in Westminster, while i rent out my home for extra income. Agreed?

  288. 288
    The Labour Party - Headbangers Need Only Apply says:

    Ed Of Bollox-what a cynical bellend he is “We’ll keep the 50% tax rate and increase the minimum wage to £7.60″ all in an effort to win back the working classes without having to apologise or admit he and his gang royally screwed them.Pure cynical arrogance-if anyone believes this bellend ( including all the ZaNu Cabal ) would change anything should he/they get his/their feet under the no 10 table is insane.

  289. 289
    TGWU says:

    We may not know which end of a tool to hold but we recognise a tool when he posts on this block. For an ex-BL employee starting a stone fight when your living in a greenhouse is a very bad idea.

    Thanks for your time comrade.

  290. 290
    Greased nipple says:

    Why is it a disgrace for Blair to make money at the taxpayers expense, but perfectly acceptable for Cameron to do the same?

  291. 291
    Jack says:

    But it was Blinky in the wheelie bin…

    And we must protect him..

    We will never have such a revolting species to protect again…

  292. 292
    Labour lost and will lose again says:

    So it will be either tweedle dee or tweedle dumb leading the Labour. Tweedle dumb gets my vote cos he is more rounded.

  293. 293
    Bob the Builder says:

    The Labour Party will henceforth be called

    The Hampstead Badger Party to cover all their sins…

  294. 294
  295. 295
    Bob the Builder says:

    The one that got a discount on his two suits…

    Very tight ass, I would say…

  296. 296
    Pick a Blair, any Blair says:

    So we get yet another Blair clone to join the two leading the Lib Dems and Tories.
    Democracy at it’s finest.

  297. 297
    Engineer says:

    QED – get yourself appointed as Prime Minister, and you can.

    Greased Nipple – how is Cameron making money at the taxpayers’ expense? The Taxpayer expects him to live at number 10, so he is. He’s chosen to rent out his London house. Bliar chose to sell his. Nobody complained, as far as I recall, when he made a profit by selling his house.

  298. 298
    Bob the Builder says:

    Our Mervyn told the Queen

    In private…

  299. 299
    Anonymous says:

    Forkinhell isn’t public liability insurance required for those things.

  300. 300
    QED says:

    So, let’s get this clear. Once you’re elected as PM, that gives you carte blanche to screw the taxpayer for every penny you can. Glad we’ve cleared that one up.

  301. 301
    Engineer says:

    How does Cameron renting out his own house screw the taxpayer?

  302. 302
    WeatherPerson of a Male Disposition says:

    I want to endorse the rainy weather we have been having lately. It will continue to rain until it gets tired

  303. 303

    These might be more interesting fights than present the Miliband dullness:

    John Prescott vs. Eric Pickles

    Peter Mandelson vs. William Hague

    Roaul Moat vs. Mary Bale

    Preza, Hague, Bale: Tuscan predictions.

  304. 304
    Greased nipple says:

    Engineer. Have another look at the link, and try to see where a nice profit is being made. It doesn’t help that he very magnanimously declares that he’s giving up his 20k second home allowance, while failing to mention the 72k he makes from renting out the Notting Hill pad.
    Can you not see the hypocrisy there, or are you blinded by party loyalty?

  305. 305
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m the headbangers headbanger.Balls tells me so and that I should be immensly proud of the fact I was Britains finest Prime Minister ever.

  306. 306
    UUU says:

    just intercepted this one from station UB-40

  307. 307
    jgm2 says:

    Bob,

    I’d forgotten about that. Brown retaliated, by return of post, threatening to remove the principle of male succession and to throw the throne open to Catholics unless she kept her gob shut.

    A truly fucking horrible bastard.

  308. 308
    QED says:

    Let’s try to get the lesson through to you again.
    He lives at taxpayers expense while earning £72.000 from renting out his home.
    Can you get your logical engineers brain around that?

  309. 309
    bmp2 says:

    why don’t you fuck off back abroad you tax dodging banker scum

  310. 310
    Engineer says:

    FFS – Cameron is renting out HIS OWN property, NOT the taxpayers’ property.

    Brown, you may recall, did not give up his second home allowance whilst in number 10.

    Somebody might be grinding a political axe, but it ain’t me. I have no party affiliation. I just judge as I find, and I find no problem with Cameron’s actions over this one; certainly not when compared to his immediate predecessors.

  311. 311
    Vermin is as vermin does says:

    Thank God she secured the succession for Chuck the human tampon.

  312. 312
    QED says:

    “I have no party affiliation” said the Tory’s chief cheerleader on order order.

  313. 313
    Turnip Taliban says:

    Engineer is second only to nell for his slavish Cameron poodling.
    Surely you expect no better than partisan twaddle from the likes of him?

  314. 314
  315. 315
    Engineeeeeeeer says:

    I just judge as I find, Cameron just took a big steaming shit in my mouth and I find no problem with Cameron’s actions over this one.

  316. 316
    jgm2 says:

    Changing the rules on male succession or Catholic succession doesn’t bother me one bit but there are a huge number of (mainly Scottish) people for whom Catholic succession would be considered an Act of War.

    Brown knows it. And so does Liz. Hence his shit-stirring.

  317. 317
    Mr Plum says:

    Did it rain on St Swithin’s Day

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10644550

  318. 318
    Where's CuntBack Labour? says:

    Where’s that hilarious splooout fellow?

  319. 319
    Spooky goings-on says:

    Surely you mean German locum who can’t speak a word of English?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11088013

  320. 320
    Engineer says:

    It did.

  321. 321
    The Ghost of Fred Goodwin says:

    What do you call a banker cut up by rusty razors put in a bin and then set on fire?

    A start.

  322. 322
    Bad Al Campbell says:

    175 years is far too soon. It may upset the family. We suggest disclosing the full details on January 1 3010.

  323. 323
    Nurse says:

    You were king of the world, Gordon. And Master of the Universe.

  324. 324
    smoggie says:

    a dog licence for the owner anyways

  325. 325
    QED says:

    Those offensive remarks are not mine, Engineer. I prefer to debate with logic and reason. I just try to point out that despite you probably being not a bad old stick, your failure to realise that nothing has really changed in the palace of Westminster is because of blind party loyalty, and a desperation to seek something better than the cabal of thieves that are currently holed up there. By playing the game of Labour v Conservative, it’s easy to become a tool of the system, and we all deserve something fitting for what was once upheld as the example of respectable democracy, but has now become a grubby get rich quick scam.

  326. 326
    jgm2 says:

    Keep paying your taxes. And your mortgage. There’s a good boy.

  327. 327
    smoggie says:

    Heinrich Himmler kicked out of the SS for cruelty?

  328. 328
    smoggie says:

    Where did it all go wrong Gordon?

  329. 329
    Labour are a bunch of fucking cunts says:

    C-unt? That doesn’t go far enough.

    Evil, corrupt, disgusting, drunk, c-unting, steaming pile of vomit stained shit.

  330. 330
    Labour are a bunch of fucking cunts says:

    I’ll back you up. He makes Charles Manson look nice.

  331. 331
    Engineer says:

    Don’t worry, WeatherPerson – the cloud will have to go back for a refill soon, so it’s bound to stop raining while it’s away.

  332. 332
    QED who ? says:

    said the Tory’s chief cheerleader on order order.

  333. 333
    Vermin is as vermin does says:

    What utter bollocks you come out with. So she was bullied into signing away her sovereignty to Brussels in order to avoid Anne ascending the throne, or God forgive, Mary Queen of Scots exhumed corpse.

  334. 334
    bmp2 says:

    know many bankers like yourself who can openly say they are bankers without being treated like a walking piece of dogshit by the public?

  335. 335
    Nicholas Hunt - The Pathologist for Dr David Kelly says:

    textbook suicide.

  336. 336
    jgm2 says:

    It was Brownian shit-stirring. Slapping her down and reminding her who was boss and not to be going behind his back.

    And you know it.

  337. 337
    Sparrow says:

    He was an African fraudster masquerading as a German. He was about as German as Nelson Mandela.

  338. 338
    banker wankers says:

    stuff the ugly old c’unt into a bin for a few days
    problem solved
    she is a banker after all

  339. 339

    Who was that worthless seasponge that used to say “be still”, jgm2? Was it Charles Harwodge?

  340. 340
    Vermin is as vermin does says:

    I don’t know it, not being privy to their doings, but i do know she broke her coronation oath when signing us away to the Lisbon treaty without raising the question of a promised referendum by the filth that Brown is.
    If the nation had to choose between HM or Brown, who would have carried the day, or are they all in it together?

  341. 341
    jgm2 says:

    I am not nor have I ever been a banker. Nor am I nor have I ever been a politician.

    I used to work in the oil exploration business but I packed it in to spend more time with the kids. And my money.

    I don’t know why you hate bankers so much but I suspect it’s because they lent you several hundred thousand pounds on an over-valued pile of compressed sawdust and breeze blocks and now they want you to pay the money back. Nobody likes been sold a pup and I do (slightly) feel sorry for you if that is the case. But you were the one who applied for the money. You are the one who signed for the massive loan. It really isn’t the banks fault.

    Take some responsibility for your own actions for Gods sake.

    Your buttons (and the general public’s buttons) have all been pushed by desperate Labour politicians trying to draw attention away from the fact that they presided over an orgy of reckless borrowing and lending and did fuck all to prevent it. Instead they basked in the flames.

  342. 342
    jgm2 says:

    That was the cu*nt.

  343. 343
    flying picket says:

    whahay – labour treasurer – another labour non-job!

  344. 344
    concrete pump says:

    I’d like to see:

    Gloria Del Piero vs. Chloe Smith – naked, in a paddling pool full of olive oil.

    Concrete pump predictions……spoff!

  345. 345
    smoggie says:

    Which house shall we deliver it to, m’Lard?

  346. 346
    Mug punter says:

    Bankers and politicians are linked by the fact that neither of them are feeling the pain that the rest of us mongs are suffering.
    And i’ve never taken a loan from either, but am expected to pay for their losses.

  347. 347
    breaking news says:

    Who says you can’t fart for comic effect?

  348. 348
    smoggie says:

    Question still stands as QED sees fit to divert to personal attacks in the absence of a straight answer: how does renting out your own home screw the taxpayer? Especially when the rent is subject to tax and contributes to the Exchequer. Quite the opposite I should say.

  349. 349
    UUU says:

    “I have publicly claimed under oath that I am the Lord Jesus Christ which means that I am the highest authority under the law and that trumps everything.”Look out David Ike

  350. 350
    smoggie says:

    So in 1953 she made an oath not to sign the Lisbon Treaty? I missed that one.

  351. 351
    QED says:

    They couldn’t buy me for all the tea in China, but i’m open to offers above that.

  352. 352
    Smackhead says:

    Shit.wish he was my doc

  353. 353
    QED says:

    Christ Almighty smoggie, let’s try again.
    You live in a house paid for by the taxpayer, while earning 72k a year renting out your own home.
    Got it yet?

  354. 354
    Doctor Sullivan says:

    I did but the stinger was struck off by the moderator.

  355. 355
    smoggie says:

    I’m gonna cry in a minute.

  356. 356
    Uno 1 says:

    God your a poor lot,on other sites his name address and mission are being discussed with all of his code names,locations and drops

  357. 357
    smoggie says:

    Streamfisher’s a wanker

  358. 358
    smoggie says:

    She’s named after the village where they stayed. Are you ignorant or sumfink?

  359. 359
    Uno 1 says:

    your scanner must be fucked buy a new one,or kick the old monk in the bollox

  360. 360
    Vermin is as vermin does says:

    No, smoggie old bean. She swore a solemn oath to defend the realm, and our national independence, against foreign domination.

  361. 361
    the daily bastard says:

    Callous BBC news reader laughs over death shock.

  362. 362
    smoggie says:

    = tat, still up to his cowardly tricks of nicking other peeps monikers.

  363. 363
    Freddy Patel, Pathologist says:

    The result of a pre-existing condition.

  364. 364
    Mug punter says:

    Well i’m certain your tears, and my taxes, will help them sleep the slumber of the just made a pile out of the mug public.

  365. 365
    smoggie says:

    So we are being dominated by Portuguese invaders? Thanks for letting me know.

  366. 366
    smoggie says:

    No mate. Third and last try: how does that screw the taxpayer?

  367. 367
    Prezza's left hook says:

    Q. What’s the difference between a computer and a LibLabCon voter.
    A. You can punch information into a computer, and it get’s it first time.

  368. 368
    Seagull says:

    I just shit all over the statue of winston churchil and I’m going to do it again tomorrow

  369. 369
    smoggie says:

    You sound like a right mug, we can agree on that.

  370. 370
    Vermin is as vermin does says:

    Being a pisstaking arse, i suppose it’s of no interest to you,.

  371. 371
    bmp2 says:

    Keep paying security guards to keep you safe banker scum. There’s a good boy.

  372. 372
    Mug punter says:

    Not nearly as much of a mug as those that voted for more shitting on our faces from Westminster, but no doubt you love chewing on Parliament’s log.

  373. 373
    bmp2 says:

    a banker lecturing other on taking responsiblity. hilarious. was that before or after you took the taxpayers money and fucked the economy you irresponsible filth?

  374. 374
    smoggie says:

    Is there any relevence in the fact that both the last Prime Ministers have spunked forth Mong children?

  375. 375
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Moniker is due to arrive back in the UK within the next twenty minutes. Any more requests for riot, insurrection, rapine, political removals (temporary or permanent), or any other of the standard services should be addressed here.

  376. 376
    Schrödinger's other cat says:

    Why the fuss?

  377. 377
    Fred Goodwin says:

    There was no Bank Bailout or credit crunch.
    As my Banker friend jgm2 will tell you, it was all a dream. He will also tell you Bankers are responsible for nothing bad and are wonderfull people.

    The fact that they were cun’ts who destroyed the economy with Brown’s ‘light touch regulation’ economic incompetence & stupidity is irrelevant.

    We idealogs can never afford to admit that the Bankers were greedy scum and fools. No matter how obvious it is or how pointless it is in the face of overwhelming public opinion that will never change for decades.

  378. 378
    Gordon Brown's Press Secretary's Employer says:

    The Guardian never made any good films. (It might have made some unwatchable schlock though)

  379. 379
    A Joint Statement issued by two really roughy toughy Union Bosses wiv hairy arms and white knuckles says:

    We, the combined strength and iron will of the two Greatest Unions that ever existed(!) viz, and to wit, UNTIE and FRAGMENT, request the Government under the Leadership of the GREAT and MIGHTY MR CAMERHON, to plant nice flower beds with frilly borders on all GUMMUMT property.

    This will please OUR MEMBERS as they enter and leave their place of work.

    Apart from that, we are pleased to report our satisfaction at all MR CAMERHON and HIS GUMMUNT are doing for the good of the country and the proles.

  380. 380
    "desperate Labour politicians trying to draw attention away" says:

  381. 381
  382. 382
    jgm2 says:

    Dear Mr bmp2,

    I am concerned that you don’t appear to believe that I am not a banker or indeed an ex-banker.

    You’re beginning to sound like John Edgar Hoover in his lunatic pursuit of communists. ‘Bankers under the bed’.

    Or that kid in ‘The Sixth Sense’ . ‘I see bankers everywhere’.

    To be honest you’re beginning to sound a bit insane. You’re not Brown are you?

  383. 383
    change the fucking locks says:

    Fuck off.

  384. 384
    Christy says:

    Send for Cromwell,he would no doubt read this despicable underhanded lot their horoscope in no uncertain terms.
    Those were the days when straight talking and the means to back it up sorted the wheat from the chaff.

  385. 385
    Gordon Brown's Press Secretary's Employer says:

    One woman MP told staff “I am going to murder someone today”

    If I said that to a MP what would happen?
    Do you think plod would be interested?

  386. 386
    I R Baboon says:

    It was a council recycling monitor camera triggered automatically when she put organic waste in a bin clearly marked for paper and plastic only.

    £100 fixed penalty notice on its way.

  387. 387
    Cut to the bone says:

    Roshonara Choudhary is not mad, just doing what we, that haven’t got the balls, should do.

  388. 388
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    That depends upon where, surely.

  389. 389
    Govt and BBC supression of news says:

    On “Tonight” we have extremely stupid Emily person supposedly interviewing Mark Hoben and asking him “Why is a none working family with children going to be poorer than a rich person. Stupid cow that we employ – don’t know why he doesn’t tell her to engage brain before mouth and tell free loading plebs to get to work. Idle bastards.

  390. 390
    ROFL!!!! says:

    Newsnight goes into a fucking swearing frenzy as it quotes the Piggy scum.

    Pure brilliance! This must be youtubed.

  391. 391
    jgm2 says:

    Note the date on this post bmp2.

    Back in 2004 I was predicting it would all go to shit and that folk would be blaming the banks instead of themselves.

    http://boards.fool.co.uk/Message.asp?mid=8764614&sort=recommendations

    Stop letting Labour push your buttons. They ignored all warnings and dove the economy onto the rocks. And they blamed the banks. Just like I said they would. Three years before it happened.

  392. 392
    Katie Price says:

    I think he means that he feels at home in the company of tits.

  393. 393
    Labour are a bunch of fucking cunts says:

    Aah, Mr Cat, you’ve returned. I heard a beastly woman put you in a bin. Don’t worry, her address has been published on Youtube. I’ll get her for you.

  394. 394
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Hi, Number 10’s!

  395. 395
    jgm2 says:

    Mr bmp2

    Note the date…

    http://boards.fool.co.uk/Message.asp?mid=8764614&sort=recommendations

    Excuse number 3…

    But what really makes me mad is that the banks allowed me to borrow so much money. I’m in negative equity and it’s all the banks fault.

    Spooky eh?

  396. 396
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    It is my opinion, Laabofc, that Labour were not even that good! I would not call being placed in a bin as a superstate either ….

  397. 397
    jgm2 says:

    Ah but how do you know if he’s in the bin without looking?

    And if you look he’ll disappear or change into something else.

  398. 398
    Mad Nads says:

    I was not the woman threatening murder.

    Honestly.

  399. 399
    Fred Goodwin says:

    Talking as a non working person with children, i can fully understand your concerns. How, as a pensioner, will i provide against the hardships to come?

  400. 400
    Alan Duncan says:

    Thank God for hard working honest Conservatives.

  401. 401
    licence fee payer says:

    Newsnight giving a platform to a shameless scotch Labour k*unt to complain about the new expenses regime.

  402. 402
    bmp2 says:

    a fool quoting from ‘the motley fool’ in his defence of the indefensible

    only from a banker

    Hahahahahahaha!!

  403. 403
    SuBo's dream says:

    I’m living a dream that His Eminence will lay hands upon me.

  404. 404
    The mother of all black cocks says:

    Anonymous tyou are a twat.

  405. 405
    "note the date" says:

    Tuesday, 4 March, 2003, 13:32 GMT

    Buffett warns on investment ‘time bomb’

    Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction

    Warren Buffett

    The rapidly growing trade in derivatives poses a “mega-catastrophic risk” for the economy and most shares are still “too expensive”, legendary investor Warren Buffett has warned.

    The derivatives market has exploded in recent years, with investment banks selling billions of dollars worth of these investments to clients as a way to off-load or manage ma r ket risk.

    But Mr Buffett argues that such highly complex financial instruments are time bombs and “financial weapons of mass destruction” that could harm not only their buyers and sellers, but the whole economic system.

    Contracts devised by ‘madmen’

  406. 406
    Alan Duncan says:

    You can always rely on a corrupt Labour MP to voice the opinions of us slaves, treated like shit and fed on a paupers income.

  407. 407
    spooky eh ? says:

    lol

  408. 408
    Jim Irvine says:

    Och aye yer right there pal.

  409. 409
    Mad Nad's Tangerine Dream Mr Milligan says:

    Careful you don’t commit suicide after this appalling witch hunt Alan.

  410. 410
    jgm2 says:

    It’s what we lickspittles believe in, otherwise why would we stand in line to be clusterfucked for?

  411. 411
    Nicholas Hunt - The Pathologist for Dr David Kelly says:

    orange in the mouth auto asphixiation

    textbook suicide Mr Duncan

    well done

  412. 412
    jgm2 says:

    You really are most obtuse bmp2. That was me back there in 2004. Note the moniker. Warning y’all that it was going to go to shit.

    Warning that Brown and the whole UK were ignoring the housing lunacy. Warning that the poor sad fucks would be casting around for anybody but themselves to blame when the shit hit the fan.

    And six years later here you are.

    Sorry you didn’t see it coming. I guess not everybody is as smart as they thought.

  413. 413
    chav scrounger says:

    I take every benefit available to me and if I want more I just get Darren to shag me and pop out another one for the family allowance.

  414. 414
    Alan Duncan says:

    Bury my heart under the carefully manicured lawn.
    At taxpayers expense, naturally.

  415. 415
    BrokeCrack Labour says:

    Splooot.

  416. 416
    Yes it is says:

  417. 417
    David Cameron says:

    With you there, old son.

  418. 418
    Current maths standards in the UK says:

  419. 419
    bmp2 says:

    one year later than those in the know saw the writing on the wall as the Banks embarked on their suicidal toxic derivatives orgy of greed

    the dot com bubble in 2000 didn’t destroy the worlds economy
    but the banker fueled housing bubble did because the bankers poured trillions of gallons of petrol on the fire with their mad but lucrative (for them) casino banking

    sorry you didn’t see it coming but idealogs never do
    just like with Iraq

  420. 420
    DING! says:

    10 point penalty for failing to include the word “Clusterfuck” in every post.

  421. 421
    jgm2 says:

    So Mr bmp2 you’re saying Brown, Blair, Bush and Greenspan ignored me and Warren Buffett by failing to take action and just marched us all into an economic clusterfuck.

    And then blamed every fucker but themselves despite the warnings.

    That’s my point.

  422. 422
    jgm2 says:

    If it makes you any happier I not only saw it coming I made fucking millions while the rest of the world ignored the warnings.

    That’s why I’m retired.

  423. 423
    David Cameron says:

    We’re all in it together.

  424. 424
    bmp2 says:

    Nope.

    I’m saying Brown, Blair, Bush and Greenspan AND the Bankers ignored you, me and Warren Buffett by failing to take action and just marched us all into an economic clusterfuck.

    And then blamed every fucker but themselves despite the warnings.

    Because I’m not some city shitter apologist or idealog who will let the Bankers off the hook just because Brown and Bush fucked it up too.

    That’s my point.

  425. 425
    Fluster Clucked says:

    Is that why you spend so much time here blaming Labour for your woes?

  426. 426
    bmp2 says:

    “I not only saw it coming I made fucking millions”

    so you are a Banker. LOL!

  427. 427
    Sir Patrick Moore says:

    Do tell us jgm2, what colour is the sky on your planet?

  428. 428
    The Kinnock Clique says:

    Hear, hear !

  429. 429
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Oh !

  430. 430
    The Liddell Grainger Clique says:

    Backing you all the way, Neil.

  431. 431
    72% of the British People says:

    Tell you what Dave impress us all by growing a backbone and making a decent start on kicking out all the 2 million illegal immigrants hiding away in the black economy.
    Just the illegal ones mind, you know what illegal means don’t you Dave?
    Beakers of the law, criminals, criminals working in the black economy, come on chop chop Dave lets get cracking.

  432. 432
    Fred the Shred ( knighted by Gordon Brown ) says:

    It’s a struggle.

  433. 433
    The Ghost of Fred Goodwin says:

    How do you stop a banker drowning?
    Take your foot off his head, but why would you?

  434. 434
    Downing Street press office says:

    We appreciate that we can only claim sloppy seconds, but what can a sperm donor in Iraq expect, but another fucking ungrateful mong kid between colleagues.
    Just ask Gordon.

  435. 435
    Anonymous says:

    Not as much of a twat as those that voted for Change.
    You’re one of them i’d guess.

  436. 436
    Henry Porter says:

    missed it,what happened?

  437. 437
    Fred Goodwin says:

    Actually, it’s Fred the shed, but what’s a misplaced investment amongst us bankers.

  438. 438
    Pass me another special brew my dear says:

    back to work you there’s benefits you need to earn for us

  439. 439
    99% of the public, excluding party mongs says:

    Beakers of the law, criminals, criminals working in the black economy,

    That’s MP’s fucked then.

  440. 440
    Pass me another special brew my dear says:

    fuck off Muzzy P*aki

  441. 441
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil says:

    Sickening! One of the most evil subhuman animals praised by the dirty shit in parliament.

    I hope in the future, to possess any significant level of DNA by this fucking filth is a capital offence.

    It’s simply not good enough to exterminate Blair, his evil grabbing trash wife, and his bastard retarded offspring – any fucker with more than 10% of Blair’s DNA needs to be burned.

    We don’t want a trace of this war criminal mass-murdering cu-nt left on Earth.

  442. 442
    99% of the public, excluding party mongs says:

    Apoligies to all, but the Tory trolls, Engineer, jgm2 and smoggie have clocked off for tonight.
    Normal service will be resumed as soon as the fees office get their act together and pay out with no questions asked.

  443. 443
    Anonymous says:

    We had no way of knowing whether the cat was alive or dead until the act of observation allowed its wave function to collapse into one or other state. Thankfully in this instance the Cat was alive. However in some parralel universe the experience killed the cat.

  444. 444
    DE says:

    I sold her the weed,northern Light

  445. 445
    David Cameron says:

    That’s why i led the ironic cheering at his exit.

  446. 446
    Timm's Holy Ghost, not yet ready to meet his God says:

    If you had one of the balls she had, we wouldn’t be in the shit we are now.

  447. 447
    I just dicovered a tit on the top of my leg says:

    I went arse over tit

  448. 448
    Ideology before Reality: its Labour's DNA says:

    Two views. The first by an idiot, the second by a sensible man.

    1. “I also want Labour to lead where in the past it has failed to do so. We were wrong while in government not to overturn the ban on gay men donating blood. Many gay men would be very low risk donors, exactly the kind we need to encourage to address shortages in blood and many other countries run very safe systems without such a ban. I’m determined to find a better way of ensuring blood is safe.

    Ed Milliband (quoted on Labour List)

    (PS What countries…in Germany you can’t give blood if you have ever lived in England because of our high levels of AIDS and StDs)

    2. ‘It totally demonstrates why this ban is in place: The man was still having unsafe sex, and it was more by sheer luck he wasn’t HIV+

    We have seen infected blood pass screening before, so we HAVE to be picky. OK, so many of us may be totally infection-free, but gay men are notoriously promiscuous, and more likely to become infected than any other social group. This isn’t homophobia, this is just simple common sense. The usual bunch of lefties witter on about the equality, which is all they are really concerned about, and probably wouldn’t give a toss about giving blood if it wasn’t a gay issue. ‘

    Responsible Gay in Pink News

  449. 449
    Henry says:

    There’s a hole in my bucket

  450. 450
    100% of the British People says:

    Them Hunts as well!

  451. 451
    The Boilerman says:

    fucking bio weapon fags,ovens,fast

  452. 452
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Then we import poor countries’ doctors and nurses to fill the gaps. Not only immoral but bloody stupid, given they can’t understand their patients and vice-versa.

  453. 453
    Engineer's care worker says:

    What all of them, including the Conservatives?
    Surely not.

  454. 454
    Dirty Schoolboy says:

    you sick and unkind individual! Bastard! Please put a warning when pasting such disgusting links!

  455. 455
    Is there no end to English bile and ignorance ? says:

    #”…..but there are a huge number of (mainly Scottish) people for whom Catholic succession would be considered an Act of War.”

    jgm2 Once again your pathological hatred of the Scots is revealed in your total ignorance of the act of sucession.

    This act is designed to protect the Church of England which the Monarch is Head of. She is not the head of any other christian denomination in The United Kingdom.

    The act is designed therefore to ensure that the Monarch is an Anglican due to his/her unique relationship with the Anglican Church.

    Therefore not only does it Barr Catholics but also other Protestant denominations which are not affiliated with the Anglican Church.

    I think you will find that abolishing it will cause the English establishment more problems than the Scots.

    Once again you are revealed as a blowhard !

  456. 456
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Village is named after an obscure (to me, anyway) saint, Saint Endellion, who was (I imagine) a real woman.

  457. 457
    Corky the cu*nt spotter says:

    and he’s still a cu*nt whatever name he uses…

  458. 458
    Number 2. is Wee Willie Hague says:

    Had a ‘judo’ accident have we Mr Hague?
    Why the concern about blood supply?
    Is your young employee being a touch harsh with the S&M whip and drawing blood?

  459. 459
    You better walk, don't look back says:

    Irie

  460. 460
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    If you ever get into the sixth form you’ll probably grow out of the desire to shock your elders and betters.

    Meanwhile, ponder the question of whether you would have the bottle even to visit the most secure base in eg Afghanistan. Then consider whether or not tasteless know-all remarks are called for. Some people reading this will be hurt by what you write. If that matters to you, desist; if it doesn’t, you are less than fully human and I pity you.

  461. 461
    ROFL!!! says:

    I suspect Mr Fawkes may pick up on this later, but Newsnight quoted from all the FOI secret reports on the Piggy MPs going berserk at staff because of the MPs problems filling out expenses.

    There was a great deal of very amusing swearing.

  462. 462
    Mong Outreach Language Education Department says:

    Learn something mongs.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/wordsoftheworld

  463. 463
    Brown Indian says:

  464. 464
    jgm2's comments from a blog that shall remain nameless says:

    wasted six precious years of my life in Fucking Scotland on the strength of a clement February in 2002.

    Huh, I thought, February and the weather is good. What’s this nonsense I hear about shit Scottish weather. Yes, let’s buy a house. Let’s put the kids in school.

    Yeah. The scenery is fan-fucking-tastic. When the rain, mist, fog and cold coax you from your house to take a look at it for the prevailing two or three weeks of good weather a year.

    Otherwise a contiguous landmass with the same surface area as England with voluntary occupancy (apart from heavily subsidised government jobs) at 10% of the population density of England is for very good reason. Several in fact.

    All boiling down to the same.

    It’s shit.

    Scotland is deserted for the same reason the Yukon and Siberia are deserted.

    On balance – it’s shit.

    And the politicians are in a competition to be the most incompetent, child-like, ice-cream and double-custard promising fork-tongued, lying Hunts to the ambition-devoid, human-lichen, lacking-the-initiative-to-leave that it defies description.

    If you want remote wilderness with inhospitable, violent, fuckwitted neighbours then you could live in Siberia or the Yukon or Afghanistan for a fraction of the cost. And you’d be legally able to defend yourself too.

    Scotland.

    Only fit for the Scots.

    Nuff said.

    20 August 2010 04:19

  465. 465
    South of the M4 says:

    In Wales we have in flight re-fueling.

  466. 466
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Agree. Though some bottoms do run ‘em close on occasion.

    Looking back over my life I can truly say I have only ever had one intimate encounter with a pair that was not especially attractive. Oddly, that was when I was in my teens (she was a contemporary) several decades ago. You’d expect the young ones to be nicer, wouldn’t you? But I can confirm what many here will know, that there are women in their forties, fifties and sixties who are seriously fit in what Pete ‘n Dud called the chestal area. And elsewhere.

    If we must liken the Milibands to something, what about Wallace and Grommit? They share the Plasticine features, the strange eyes and hair and the peculiar voices of that entirely imaginary couple which they employ on TV to talk bilge.

  467. 467
    Polly Toy Bee says:

    I support the Milibands. I’m off to my villa.

  468. 468
    White Van Man says:

    Well I wouldn’t, but I love academical arguments all the same.

  469. 469
    Gordon Brown says:

    I love to drink fizzy orange and go sploooot sploooot in my Cape Cod honey’s bot-bot.

  470. 470
    Angry and Despondent says:

    More like Tweedledum and Tweedledummer.

  471. 471
    Gray Tunwashed says:

    Tell Pancho we said hi.

  472. 472
    Cruddite says:

    Now then, shall I vote for Milliblair, or Milliblair?

    Does it really make any fucking difference as the Labia Party will be bleating from the sideline for the next two decades?

  473. 473

    And no fapping either.

  474. 474
    A Socialist says:

    Well, if I am brutally honest, being put in charge of anything was the first big mistake. From then on in, it was all disaster waiting to happen. It’s in our DNA don’t you know?

  475. 475
    Mr Mattesson says:

    Dogs tails.

  476. 476
    Jack Dromey says:

    (what about me?)

  477. 477
    Willsteed says:

    What a pair of complete tossers.

    Do you think that sitting on their ‘Marxist theorist’ daddies knee, that he wound up a key in their backs, and then set them off on a life of loonie-left righteousness?

    I can’t believe you grow up in a Marxist hothouse, but suddenly have radicly different ideas from your own sibling.

    Complete weirdos. As if Brown wasn’t weird enough, Labour are gagging for another one.

    That is funny.

  478. 478
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    As the cat in question, jgm2, in my box I have no way of knowing whether my owner is alive or dead until the box is opened. No one has appeared to have given that most important matter consideration (IMHO). Therefore as far as I am concerned, he is the one in superstate.

  479. 479
    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Only if you’re white, male, middle-aged and middle class.

  480. 480
    Is there No end...etc etc... says:

    dear jgm2 your obsession and constavt harping on about the scottish weather leads me to believe that you had a bad experience in the rain up here at one time. I now understand that you need more specialised help than I can offer you. I hope you can forgive the priest sorry the man who did this to you. Your still a cock though.

  481. 481
    Is there No end...etc etc... says:

    However, having said that you are right about this though…..

    “And the politicians are in a competition to be the most incompetent, child-like, ice-cream and double-custard promising fork-tongued, lying Hoons to the ambition-devoid, human-lichen, lacking-the-initiative-to-leave that it defies description.”


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