Fact Check: Bouncing Bryony Boobs Column
Shock waves have been sent through the national media today by The Telegraph’s Bryony Gordon. Seemingly tasked with making Colonels splutter into their cornflakes, the former 3am Girl this week devoted her entire column to her ample bosom and the debate surrounding topless sunbathing. Something about the piece got Guido thinking, so he got the Guy News Fact Check team on the case.
In the article Bryony claims:
“When I go on holiday, I like to sunbathe topless. The beach towel goes down, the book comes out, and the bikini top flies off, often in the direction of a startled looking friend who has clearly never seen a pair of breasts before. Topless sunbathing is a wonderful thing, a holiday in itself from underwired bras… Many believe that the topless sunbather is an exhibitionist, a minx and a strumpet. They are mistaken – mostly, we just don’t like tan lines. And we don’t mind our breasts. Is that such a bad thing?“
But the picture tells a different story. Here is Bryony snapped on holiday, displaying clear and obvious tan-lines where her bikini top has been. Fact Check verdict? Fiction.
She should provide proof ….
I could agree with that…
Fiction or friction?
Certainly not fiction, now let me get back to the other window that I have open…
(posted from a public library)
By looks of Bryony she must walk with her back bent backwards to counter-balance her assets
Topless and lifeless on Guido’s favourite beach.
Good old Hamas, they’re not blood thirsty at all are they. they don’t indisciminately murder people do they.
Palestinians, they’re all just like Mother Teresa.
The IDF’s conclusion that it was not responsible for the deaths on the beach was based exclusively on information gathered by the IDF and excluded all evidence gathered by other sources.
@ 20, Fuckwit Twatter, Nobody in their right mind would defend Hamas killing anyone. But they do not kill anywhere near as many innocent people as are indiscriminately murdered by Israel No!
But it’s OK for Israel to blow up schools and UN compounds and kill innocent unarmed parents in front of their kids, and to shoot kids in front of their parents and to sexually abuse kids in front of their parents and shoot foreign aid workers and drive tanks over innocent people…
The double standards of people who are pathetic and sick apologists for Israel’s crimes against humanity are shocking. Nobody in their right mind would defend Hamas killing anyone, so why is it OK for Israel to be an even worse terrorist state, to kill far far far far more innocent people than Hamas could ever kill?
I know a faked performance of events when i see them and this is defintely a faked performance.
This one goes out to all you troofers;
more straw man bullshit from a tinybrained wanker
This so called massacre committed by the evil Isr-ay-elis was just more Palestinian propaganda. Interesting that immediately after the Palestinians took their propaganda pictures for the benefit of a credulous international media, the site was cleared of any fragments of the missile which killed these people. Now you would think that if the fragments bore Israeli munitions markings they would have been displayed for all the world to see. No such evidence was ever shown.
It turned out that the missile was one of Hamas’ own (supplied by Iran) which had misfired. Still, why let the death and misery they caused to their own people go to waste when lefties around the world believe any Israeli atrocity story Hamas wish to propogate.
Angry and Despondent. This might help:
http://www.richardsilverstein.com/tikun_olam/2006/06/11/idf-and-gaza-beach-massacre-we-didnt-do-itthey-killed-themselves/
aren’t any of you shills ashamed at how blatant the IDF propaganda is?
No, but they may do it indiscriminately.
Staged as fuck
Wheres the blast zone and why are the items undamaged and people lying their without any burns?
Are you a denier?
Are you an apologist for arab terrorism?
Yet another Paliwood production for the gullible and witless. The entire fiction has been debunked many times, Google it you idiotic drone.
Depends whats in it for me? give me two pretty muslim wives and some saudi gold or oil money and i’ll change my tune to one more soothing to your ears and worldview.
The same applies to the Israelis, I hear they need friends and supporters currently, two pretty israeli wives and a pot of money and this gun will work for them.
amazing how stupid some people are
the little girl was obviously coached into hysteria too
did i mention there were WMD in Iraq?
Easy. Give the lass a reet slap and tell her her dad is dead. Hysteria on tap.
Clear fake. Stupid tat fell for it.
itz fake becoz I an the IDS say so innits ?
do you know what else is fake and staged as fuck ?
“those bodies are live pretending to be dead”
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the biggest fuckwit of the month.
They got up in the ambulance after the cameras stopped rolling, collected their pay check and fucked off.
Because god forbid the Israelis respond to a shitload of rockets falling in their territory…
I read the messages up to now with great amusement. Not because I am for or against either of the two sides, but because of all the wasted energy over the problems over there.
Let’s face it, nothing any of us can do will make any difference in that area so why not work out how you are going to survive the next five years in Blighty? Best place for all that energy, than waste it with the Israili/Palestinian conflich – nothing will make any difference there.
Ampers
… virtually none of which ever hit anything.
There aren’t that many people who live in range of them. Of course if those that do were moved, how would Israel be able to claim victimhood and steal more land?
The point of the rocket attacks is to provoke Israel into retaliation so that Hamas can claim victimhood.
But it is the folk in the camps who cop it. The Hamas elite are well out of range sitting in their water parks or shopping in the Edgware Road.
Poor old Tat just doesn’t get it.
Give them fucking lying bastards an Oscar each!
If only it wasn’t fake we could rejoice in the death of more terrorist scum.
she should be modest and wear a Burkini
Oh dear. A tele-film based upon a plagiarised version of Gospels is removed from Lebanese television. This is what happens when TV chases sleasy-prophets….
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-10969499
You should be fasting.
And not using the infidel’s almighty computermabob.
Away fake prophet! Get out!
London “Muslim” you’re about as Mohammedean as Snow White and her Se7en horny dwarves.
I would be quite happy to assist her in getting them out…
Seeing the photo they are clearly snorkel ready…we dive at dawn!!!
Tag: norkwatch
Kay doesn’t have any tan lines… and she waxes.
yes maybe but she needs a very big bag on her head ‘cos shes an ugly c’unt with a condescending tone to everything she does so a gag would help too.
I’ve said it before, and I daresay I’ll say it again – the things some women will do just for a Guido Fawkes “totty-watch” tag….
she was topless…..it was just that russell brand’s arse was blocking out the sun……..
Hmm underwired, and given some assistance from a bit of padding to squeeze the bosom and create cleavage.
Nice pair of norks, but seen and played with bigger. Next.
Get your jugs out!
Definitely requires closer scrutiny
What you can’t get in your mouth is wasted.
Still nice to keep your ears warm.
Hi, i’m Tim Lovejoy and i’m a BBC legend who likes Byrony Gordon’s tits.
I like Tim Lovejoy.
So do I.
Me too!
Time to get together again and turn Iran into a parking lot?
Timothy makes me look big. Ask Helen Chamberlain.
LOLz at Timmy and his tiny lil pecker! Hahahahahahahahaha!
A picture is worth a thousand words. Fap,etc.
Who really cares if this silly bint gets her baps out or not. The article is a pathetically boring long whine about a pretentious bint and her baps!
Its all bollocks.
It’s all top bollocks..
She gets a funny feeling when she bangs them on the ceiling.
Nice baps though. Just the right sort of piece for the silly season. Keep it up Mr F.
I can confirm Bryony Gordon has got a massive pair of tits.
Great, now can you get Katy to move her fucking hands?
Andrew Sachs says Hi. Did you get that parcel of shit he sent you?
Hello PCF. Have you sued us yet? No? Twat.
Fondest Regards,
The Star Suckers
Show me the fucking money. I don’t work for free. Indeed this just cost you two grand. Payment by return please, cash, no cheques.
Bet they wouldn’t pass the pencil test. Large saggy tits trap a Venus HB (or a 4H if you like something harder) underneath… but nice firm ones don’t.
She probably thinks that she passes the pencil test because it stays there.
Upon further reflection, they would probably support a crowbar.
My missus can do a scaffolding pole.
LOL! BTW are you remarried again Paragnostic? If so, good luck!
If not, then even better luck, mate!
What ever, enjoy.
From moniker as well …(!)
Not married, just courting, but it’s not before time
Great! Hope to see some ‘tasteful’ photos on your blog at some time, then!!!!
I don’t like women.
That is something that I can confirm.
Dave loves cock. Nick’s cock in particular.
I don’t like you
I like muff.
I like quim.
I wuv Gordie!
I wuv Gordie!
Nether do I!
Neither do I Simon!
LOL…
I’ve heard they leak blood out of their punari every single month, fucking dirty bitches!
Ewwwwwww!
It just makes me gag.
Give me a sweaty hairy arsehole and a bag of plums any day of the week!
How did she get a job writing such drivel?
The Barclay twins are tit men. Or just tits. Whatever.
Who gives a sh1t about the bint. She’s a fuckwit, give her twat about the bonce.
and her tits are saggy. urgh! Fucking upturned bowls of rice pudding…..
Fap to this, lads!
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Tarquin is a twat’s name.
Lars Porsena of Clusium,
By the Nine Gods he swore.
He would have sworn by ten
If there had been one more.
For those who do not remember, those who never learned or those too lazy to look it up, the orthodox version:
Lars Porsena of Clusium
By the Nine Gods he swore
That the great house of Tarquin
Should suffer wrong no more.
By the Nine Gods he swore it,
And named a trysting day,
And bade his messengers ride forth,
East and west and south and north,
To summon his array.
Horatius by Thomas Babington Macaulay
There follows another sixty nine stanzas.
Sarah Odell reminds me of a Predator.
Please don’t insult me.
Hah! A drone!
And then these women wonder why they get breast cancer after topless sun bathing?
FFS! you might have the IQ of a half eaten peanut, but we don’t want to know.
Thank you
So fucking what!
I like a lass with big baps.
Preferably a lass with big baps who likes plonkers with small chipolatas.
Your grandious post makes me think, Guido,
Have you ever “seen a pair of breasts” ?
Mrs Fawkes is blessed.
Yummy!
She is if you’ve got a correspondingly ample todger, G. (Surely someone on here will volunteer to do a factcheck…)
Nay
Is that one stage on from plain pissed?
Are you discussing my tits on your blog,just wait till you come home.
Hehehehe, you tell him love, cheeky bastard!
No she isnt
She married you
Get you.
Guido – ok – you like tits, and you have tits.
Surely Coulson and Hilton qualify as a massive pair of breasts ?
I shall bring forward a Bill in Parliament to outlaw the ghastly practice of “airbrushing”
I speak from experience having had certain of my election posters “airbrushed”
Or are we giving dear Labourgraph’s’ Bryony her 15 minutes of fame !?
I live tits
And on my sa
And on my BBC salary, expoenses and benefits, they love me…
Gordon Brown ’The Labour Party has gained 27,894 new members since May 6th.’
If that number is as true as the national financial figures you gave, that means minus 300,000 members…
Try again…
You are as credible as the Press Officer of Bernie Madoff
And birds of a feather I see
All ex Lib Dums or they joined to vote for Testies.
Been round the psychiatric wards again have they?
We do it everytime you dickhead, we join and vote for the biggest cun’t then leave the stinking sinking ship.
Dum fuckers!
I am in negotiations with her about joining my parliamentary escort agency. Although not an MP, she’s quite dim enough to be one, and I’m sure she’ll make more money than Sarah Teather. She assures me that she has washed Russell Brand’s splooge off her excellent rack, so get them while they’re fresh chaps!
Now now Peter,
I know you can’t get it up anymore
Brt don”t be bitchy…
I don’t get high on my own supply. Mind you, I wouldn’t expect any of my bitches to go down on a piss stained Geordie, sorry about that, but even these slags have limits.
Apart from Sarah Teather that is. She’ll do anything for a Lion bar, that one.
Am I still the earnings record holder?
Caroline Flint’s working very hard during the recess. The convention’s in town, get to work bitch!
She only performs if the Tunisians are around.
Sorry, Pete, but Sarah’s a bit tied up at the moment – do I transfer to the normal Lichtenstein account, or have you moved to the Caymans yet?.
Lichtenstein was too small to prevent itself from being bullied.
I know – having had this mad idea that nations would behave in a grown up manner after WWII, I would have thought that acts of international data extortion like that carried out by Germany on Lichtenstein might be considered de trop, but apparently not.
At least the Krauts didn’t try to hide behind anti-terror messages – they made it plain that they wanted to catch out tax avoiders from the start, but it’s still a bloody imposition.
Still, the Caymans are pretty free for the moment…
Shhhhhh..ch………
I would take this woman to Disneyworld Florida or Japan, have it closed off for just the two of us, We would ride the ferris wheel at night with champagne in a carriage filled with roses and fireworks going off in the distance.
I would look into her eyes while holding her hand and see her quivering lips and would close my own eyes and move for the embrace.
The rest would be up to fate.
Bollocks to fate old boy, two hundred quid tucked down her cleavage would make it a racing certainty.
A packet of toffos would do it.
You’ve got all wrong you show off! I would take her to Mcdonalds and then later on give her a pair of louboutin shoes I got off ebay then she would be mine.
i’d just fuck her up the arse in the local park after a few cans
I prefer smaller but firmer frankly Guido
With or without tanlines…not choosy…
Not a lot at all really, no change there then!
Have another pie…
Big tits – big mouth…
Titty fuck and a blow job.
I’m in love!
Steady on Mr Furnish, you’ll get Elton all lathered up and green-eyed.
Gudio’s blog is now competing with his old employer’s page 3 girls
Shock and horror…
His ratings will explode…
Ratings? Undercrackers, surely.
It is still possible that an inquest will be held on Dr Kelly’s death.
Eight independent Coroners think the autopsy was flawed, Mr ‘Patel’ has a previous history of botch-ups which are still ongoing. Will a proper inquest be held into Dr Kelly’s Death?…. No.
You can always trust forensics.
http://caseblog.wronglyaccusedperson.org.uk/justice4simon/
Break out the whitewash again!
Have you ever been injured? Had a car accident? Fell over on a wet floor at work? Tripped on an un-even curb? If so……
You’re a clumsy twat.
Well, for once in my life I agree with you Ed, but let this not be a habit eh!
OMG
They are falling already…
Like the Dead Tree Press…
Yeah ….lead zeppelins and all that
How quaint, I didn’t know there were people still getting their rocks off to a bit of cleavage. I’m off to look at my collection of videos featuring harlots with dilated orifices leaking bodily fluids. Do call if there’s some news.
Don’t you like MY big melons?
COR HOW MUCH FOR A LAPDANCE BABE?
If you’re a taxpayer, about six grand.
When your waist is bigger than your tits, that’s mother natures way of telling you are gorging too much, you fat cow.
I made my career on my melons
Christ. Someone has lived with this hag for 30 fucking years?!!
Best to fake it. Tan that is not tits!
My baldy bonce is normally rammed right up a Liebour politician’s bottom.
Up to the toelails I was told
Is it difficult to extract your self Rick ?
OMG
The poor thing is competing with Margaret Beckett
Please put them in baskets with come nice flowers to improve the view…
shes an airbrain akin to Liz Jones in the mail …both are so vacuous they should take dysons up the kyber
Who gives a fuck about her brain?
LOOK AT HER TITS iiiiiii
And a nice face
All her features are rather large in the vid, don’t you think? (i.e. non-mammary)
you need specsavers beastie
Bryony has better boobs (.)(.)
She is a natural girl
Far too good for the Labourgraph
Leave her in peace…
Um. Is it just me, or have Bryony’s cheeks lost weight? Um.
Ooh!, Just like my old holiday snaps, what a strumpet!
Boringy Gordon arguing about her boring tits. Highlight of my year. Yawn.
Lets have more pictures of Dianne Abbot
(.Y.)
No problem with contributions. She is swimming in it:
http://tinyurl.com/2dvbo27
How come you do not get men writing about being allowed to get their todger out when sunbathing!
‘We don’t mind our todgers. Is that a bad thing?’ Yep! I’m sure if a bloke argued for getting his todger out while sunbathing their would be an outcry from women with their suntanned baps. Put it away guys and gals, it spoils the beautiful view of sky, sea and sand.
If she whipped those babies out in front of me I would bet he first to offer a splash of Ambre solaire
Babies? lol
steady there beastie you’re getting so worked up your typing is looking a bit shakey…’I would bet he first to offer a splash’…imagine if she flashed the gash aswell….we know where the splash would be coming from !!
if you holiday where we live in the S of F the french let it all hang out and believe me its like looking at the mersey tunnel crossed with the sausage counte at Fortnums….very bohemian and after a while just part of the landscape although the french women must put babybio on the bushy bits.
Istria is mostly shaven. *** licks lips ***
like stroking a slug though
So presumably, you prefer your steak to have hair and hide still attached?
Memo to self
Must take puppies for a walk
Nobody seems to want pussy nowadays.
Phone Sarah Brown, she’s always in the market.
Thank you for the tip Mr Carter-Fuck. (Don’t think I have communicated with you before, despite appreciating your contributions.) Sarah Brown is one thought experiment that I think I can do without, though.
What a f ucking rack!
Couldnt she just get em out everyday instead of writing?
The face aint so bad either
Did Boris help her out with her CV?
Anybody know where she is holidaying anytime soon?
Bloody hell. Strong stuff! I can see four of them!
shame about the boatrace
double bagger.
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire, but I see your point.
thats why my hubbie always points me at the headboard..big bigot
++++New from MATTEL++++
Huge improvement on Stretch Armstrong
In-store by Summer 2012
So this is The Big Society?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10895268
Don’t worry Ingurlanders I am making sure you all have the capability to remain drunken yobs for ever,none of this can happen with silly bye laws
Eric Pickles is the dog’s bollocks – FUCK the Audit Commission. FUCK consultation. Get these public sector parasites on the dole NOW.
You forgot the BBC bummers.
Pickles for PM ?
Yes good idea.
Sack an independent unit that might actually tell the truth.
And sub contract their work to the private sector.
Who, mindful of the next contract, will tell the government exactly what they want to be told.
And people are actually thick enough to fall for it.
You can fool some of the people all of the time.
Because they’re fucking thick.
You obviously know little of the Audit Commission.
For years it’s been run by an obscenely overpaid clique of Labour Party troughers.
The Commission has spent most of its life wasting our money devising meaningless box ticking measures designed to make Labour Councils look good although in reality most remained profligate and inefficient.
Well done, Pickles!
And if they had spent their money wisely instead of overpaying themselves over employing and funding their jollies – maybe they wouldn’t have looked such a damn waste of money ! I want every Quango to cease operating for the next 6 months and only those which create a problem by not being active reinstated – with a 75% cut in the wages bill, a 95% cut in expenses and a staff of 10% the current size -maximum !
Have you ever seen a finer pair?
What nonsense!
How is such a thing possible ????
His head now resembles a tiny face drawn on a MASSIVE flabby egg
Ugh, breasts, women, how horrible, now this is more like it.
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/447/a3b/447a3b15-2c00-4dcf-af92-25a3da0e2415
that’s more like it
Owwwww!
Mandy & Gordy, with these images you are really soiling us.
I’ve just cum!
Ugh.
Do you think there are any colonels who now read the Telegraph. It really is tat, as your item clearly shows
Forget “not minding” her breasts – I saw Peter Hain sunbathing the other day. Now breasts I can put up with, but a Hunt on the beach is definitely too much.
Hoon, in this case, obviously means c.unt. The word replacement thing kinda spoils the joke! Spent ages thinking of that one as well lol
Was Hain sunbathing in the rain? It would explain that strange early-stage rust colour of his.
Narr, he’s just covered in shit.
No he’s just full of it !
Eh I could really do with a hand shandy but I fear it may bring on an asthma attack. Would Bryony like to rub suntan lotion on my wee hairy balls? I would be very grateful.
I gave her few
Hope all you righties went left handed today
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7942818/International-Left-Handers-Day-celebrated-around-the-world.html
Only at 99
You twat, thats just ruined my friday night piss up, i just puked four pints and a couple of vodkas, now i have to start again.
Between 40% and 50% of cats are left pawed.
Did you know!
8 out of 10 left-handers wank with their right hand.
Only when I’m typing …
Felines can lick the parts other species can’t reach.
warning this picture can affect your health
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/margecherieAD3008_468x391.jpg
ps.its like an ugly contest monster
Wait until you see them clam jousting.
In some society’s what we think of as ugly is seen as great beauty,Like those girls with huge plates in their gobs, and necks stretched with many rings. Margaret Becket would be seen as a super model to them.
… once you take her towbar off.
Ugh, why’d you remind me??
Thats not an underwired bra its a fucking hammock!
http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/images/leannecrow/leannecrow018m.jpg
Remove the “m” immediately prior to the “.jpg” and they will actually cause severe strain upon your monitor.
Cat you need a new graphics card
I’ll second that, no problems here about 2 seconds if that!
../leannecrow018m.jpg = 2.45 kB (2,509 bytes)
../leannecrow018.jpg = 1.15 MB (1,212,988 bytes)
The first is a thumbnail. The second is the full image of which the first is just a small part (if you can call those things small).
Never small SC, just lovely, thank you!
Pleased to have been of service, Mr Smith. Shall I put your address down as: 1, Born Every Minute?
…I love Gordon.
we know you do concrete pump
Hiya tat x .
Lovely!
I love a pair of funbags!
Funbags, oooh indeed its what makes life worth living.
So do I!
I love call me Dave’s ballbags!
Gordie splooges on me every night.
She’s known as one of the 3am Daily Mail Girls who ruthlessly expose celebrities and their ‘mistakes’
I wonder how she feels being pushed into the front of the media queue!
As a well known comedienne said quite recently, all her bits and pieces were heading towards to floor.
Bryony’s are heading in the same direction aren’t they?!
better than a witch’s tits
I think they’ll find all the relevant files were mysteriously shredded. Just like my expenses forms.
Fuck the expenses forms you war criminal c*nt!
We investigated this thoroughly,as we have investigated all of the deaths in our custody in the past 20 years and found that we are innocent of all blame. As for MI5 and 6 you will have to ask them.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/aug/13/david-kelly-death-inquest
bliar’s and gordon’s chickens are coming home to roost!!
balls/whelan/damian/straw/hoon/scarlett/ gus ( bliar’s and brown’s cabinet secretary) – are already on the run and looking for a place to hide. It’s not our fault – we didn’t do it – don’t blame us!!!!
Saudi Arabia or Kuwait will give me asylum.
Nah He’ll go to Libya where they’ll pay him loadsamoney to advise them how to get the most out of the American Money/ Oil Market!
And they haven’t got an extradition policy with America or Britain , so he’ll be safe when our own legal authorities find he really is a Treasonous War Criminal who probably did have some involvement in the death of Dr David Kelly!!
he’ll still be a honky in an Arab state,and on his toes,the yanks will love it
NO, you need putting in an asylum in Saudi Arabia or kuwait, fucking war criminal c*nt!
I knew you wouldn’t forget me lads.
You’ll be the one to bring them all tumbling down Dr David Kelly, RIP.
mmmph mmmph mmph
Can I make this warrant live now govnor?
so where is the new inquiry ?
what more does Cameron need to reopen it ?
“under consideration,” are the weasel words of someone stalling.
My people have had words with Cameron. They’ve warned him of the consequences of an inquest.
Cameron answers to Blair then.
So it is true Dave is just Blairs mini-me.
Not to worry, the NWO have it all in hand.
I think that was a threat to Cam and his fam
Of course Mrs K has been told by the men in (scarlett) black -
“You dare to say a word against us and we’ll stop your pension or worse” !
It is said the family is living in fear from a certainsecretservice funded by Labour!
are you being deliberately stupid again ?
“a certainsecretservice funded by Labour!” seriously ?
you actually felt you could type that out without exposing yourself as an enormous twat ?
are the Army and Police Labour funded too you dumb cun’t ?
just do the Kelly Family a favour and fuck off dear
they don’t need imbeciles like you damaging their case with your witless brainless partisan stupidity
This’ll turn you gay. It’s that fat retarded fuck, Kathryn Blair:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/12/article-1219909-06C81479000005DC-463_245x299.jpg
How come there are no pictures of the fat pig-faced fucktard cu-nt in the papers any more?
The press has a duty to show what a family of filthy shit the Blair’s are.
And how come the press don’t print pics of the fat idiot Euan Blair? The retarded shit-bag is still in the fake job (provided by the oh so grateful j-ooz) at Morgan Stanley.
And what about the dirty filth, Nicky Blair! The Nazi scum was trying to become an MP.
The British press are garbage. They let this evil Blair crime family get away with all manor of crimes. The Blair’s are all shit. It is a family of filth, greed, and criminal inanity.
Cost us a few thou to get her lipo.
Fucking hell.She is a disgrace to waistbands
oops got my Я the wrong way
Show off!
Your Яs blew off.
She tried to commit suicide years ago and big Tony put a D notice on it.
you are a fanny
Here is the diagnosis:
ǝsɹɐ ɹǝɥ dn sqɐɹɔ sɐɥ ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹnoʎ
Appropriately for Friday the 13th, here’s an horrific image.
I’m going to need to see some more evidence before I reach my own conclusions.
Fair enough,lets have the evidence examined then,and fucking D*unblane too.
Another whitewash is not enough.it has to be a full open public inquiry with nothing withheld or given in camera.
That’s novel!
http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/10/tony-blairs-journey-memoir-takes-an-interesting-turn/
Special edition of bliar’s lies ‘ the journey’
Cheap at the price. £150 complete with a personal signature and a special phissog!!
Of course Chilcot will soon be producing it’s condemning report on bliar re: Iraq and Afghanistan
And the Attorney General looks set to announce a Coroner’s Inquiry into the death of Dr David Kelly that’s likely to call into question everything the Labour Government did about then!!
I’m so tired of pretending to be father of Miss Macauley’s sprog.
You get used to it like I have.
Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough!
I would but my hands are rather soft and Mum told me, “Never slap anyone less intelligent than a coulter.”
Anyone fancy a tit wank?
No with five bellies!
Er first he’s going now he aint.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/aug/10/sir-gus-odonnell-not-quitting
I think it’s true to say that nobody of any decency would want to do that with you!
We do not want an inquest into David’s suicide. We absolutely do not want an inquest into David’s self-inflicted suicide. We have in no way been pressured by anyone to make this statement. That would be a ridiculous notion. We do not want an inquest into David’s self-inflicted and unsuspicious suicide.
Of course Mrs K has been told by the men in (scarlett) black -
“You dare to say a word against us and we’ll stop your pension or worse” !
It is said the family is living in fear from a certainsecretservice funded by Labour!
It is said that you are a stupid c’unt.
Stupid is as stupid does.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1302939/Dr-David-Kelly-hitlist-says-UN-weapons-expert-calls-grow-inquest.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Oh Dear. The Pressure grows to show that Dr David Kelly did not commit Suicide.
But then we all knew that.
AliCampbell, damian, bliar and broon (possibly also balls, hope, whelan…) did a cover up job!!
Or so they thought!
The time for truth is coming ever closer!!
closer fuck all
the time for an inquiry was many weeks ago
until Cameron stops stalling and gives us one he’s as Guilty of the cover up as Blair
I am willing to bet my house it will turn out he died of a heart-attack.
UFOs didn’t land at Roswell, Barack Obama isn’t a member of the Reptillian Master race, 9/11 wasn’t a demolition job and Templars aren’t controlling the world.
And straw men never make a convincing argument.
Nobody is saying it has anything to do with NWO, Lizards or troofers but you.
Because that would be retarded.
There were no weapons of mass destruction.
The dodgy dossier was full of lies.
The Iraq war was illegal and based on lies spoken by the British Prime Minister.
Deal with it.
Words spoken by the British Prime Minister, but written by his clinically depressed spin-doctor. My Scottish friends say they will NEVER, EVER trust a Campbell. If only Bliar had done something except listen to rock music and study law; and write out paying-in slips; and pose; and lie; and grovel to Bush Mark 2; if only.
That lass Bryony has tits almost as big as mine.
There you go!!
Her boobs are shrinking and heading towards the floor. Much like bits of you are going to seed
Exactly like the Labour Government is doing!
Just when you thought nell couldn’t get any more fucking stupid she does.
Labour aren’t the Government anymore dumbo. Your hero Dave is.
You need to lay off the cider and sober up dear as you’re making a fool of yourself again. Feel free to prove me right by squawking Balls!!! Watson!!! or Damian!!! like a brain damaged parrot with the IQ of a turnip.
Apart from gushing praise of the Dave “Heir to Blair” Camoron & getting things spectacularly wrong, it’s the only thing you ever do or are capable of doing.
Night darling’s !!
A holiday and an operation are going to keep me away from ya’ll for a while.
Please don’t forget Michael Yon and our lads and lasses in Afghanistan.
Love and God Bless!
I miss Nell’s posts about beach holidays and building sandcastles!
Well Fatty Fawkes
The ratings are going down, you can’t go on holiday because the ship is sinking so you resort to sex to keep things going.
Send her a kosher custard pie you little grovelling mercenary.
What’s the tit count for today Guido?
A healthy mind is a rounded one.
Sploot for me, Gordo!
Not at all sad or creepy.
I am saddened, sickened and disgusted by this puerile and mysogenistic obsession with a young woman’s breasts. The salacious speculation about Ms Gordon’s topless sunbathing is as pointless as it is ignorant. What we need is high resolution photographs of her ample bosom, resplendant with large, erect, pink nipples, taken from a number of probing angles, so that we can be properly informed and able to comment, both as to the size and firmness of her chest, and to the uniformity of suntan. Go on, Bryony, get your tits out for the boys.
Steady on, old chap!
Got to hand it to Guido, though. Less of that bloody old politics and politicians, more mammaries. Just the stuff for August.
A pint of tits, please.
+1
Guido
Now that you have made Bryony a celebrity
Please can we organise her promotion to the exalted position of Editor of the Daily Labourgraph ?
It proves that we are not sexist beasties – and we want nice women promoted…
And we need transparency and the bare truth in the Labourgraph Group..
BTW When will it go bust ?
And have the governmemnt stopped advertsing non-jobs in the Guardian ?
But it’s the Gordon Brownies in all their splendour…
Good to see Hugo Rifkind’s article, Guido
Also stiking how much he “borrows” now from the style of this blog
Like his Dad Malcolm referring to “ZANU Labour” during the Election Campaign
I’ve seen that somewhere before as well…
They are catching up…but not quite there yet…
Hugo is not quite as pithy, incisive and well-informed as this blog
But he might get up to speed one day…
Is he one of Rupert’s employees ?
Morning, chumps !
http://tinyurl.com/37e8tgd
So he’s never had a real job then
At last …..2 good reasons to buy the Telegraph!
Do you think I’m sexy?
Yes
Gudio
You refer to Andeew Gilligan’s superb short article on Strawman (never a more apt nickname)
This says it all
“He was the Andrei Gromyko of British politics, deftly adapting himself to every change of wind, but dedicating his life to blocking the progress of actual change.
It is tempting to say that we will not see Mr Straw’s like again. But the problem is that we shall see his like again, time after time after time. Still, I’ll be buying his promised memoirs – if only to find out what can possibly be in them.”
30 years in Labour politics just to “adapt himself to every change of wind”
In other words, he believes in nothing apart from his personal advancement (and has made a personal fortune with goverment and Parliamentary handouts in the process)
Another total condemnation of Zanu Labour, how it operates and how it wrecfked the countries finances…
I think you are too hard. He’s an exemplar that Mrs T converted Labour to capitalism!
*** changes handle to REAL Cynic *** (but can’t be arsed!)
Capitalism is founded upon the volition of the buyer. Don’t see any of that here.
You haven’t seen how he spent our money
If you are talking about Strawman then, yes I have. I was in Blackburn only last year. It is unfit even to insert an enima tube.
Morning windowlickers and anonymongs. Apparently Brown is still a c’unting sack of evil shit. Is this true?
Methinks you treat him too kindly.
Cant be true – there is something good about a c’unting bag of evil shit – however hard it is to find
Have a spliff
Have a spank
Followed by a J Arthur Rank
My Tony says I have the best boobs in the world.
Yeah, and your Tony told us there were Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq too
… after his own manboobs.
Is this blonde lady up for Labour leader? If so can I vote for her? Thank you.
How nice.
I fully empathise with her, I like to get my bollocks out when ever I can.
Why was the washing machine laughing at Bryony Gordon?
It was taking the piss out of her knickers!
Jet halfway round the world just to lie on some beach, read your library book and get a suntan.