Government Funded Lobbying Firm Lobbies Government
Last week Eric Pickles pledged that the ‘corrosive and wasteful’ hiring of lobbyists by councils and quangos would be stopped. A welcome saving to the taxpayer, but is the use of private firms really the worst problem? What about those that skip using private companies all together?
Last week also saw the news that Greater Manchester local councils are attempting to set a 50p-per-unit minimum alcohol price. As the BBC quoted at the time:
“Andy Walker, of wellbeing and health organisation Our Life, said he hoped a by-law in Greater Manchester would be passed and create a “domino effect” nationally.”
So who are “Our Life”? According to their website they “passionately believe that people have a fundamental right to better wellbeing and health”. Generic buzz words. Essentially they are a health lobbying group seeking to have a minimum price put on alcohol, though they don’t want to call it that. Instead it’s a “campaigning membership organisation”. So who are their members and where are they getting their money from?
With a total budget in 2010/11 of £1,632,690, they are carrying over £850,000 of funds from 09-10. This is no two-bit operation. Once you deduct that, their income for 2010-11 is £782,690. Guess who is picking up the tab? £300,000 of that is a “grant from NHS North West”. A £209,000 is from that “membership” mentioned before. And who are their members? Well twenty-four NHS Trusts of course, oh and “SmokeFree North West”… a NHS Trust funded organisation.
That means that £509,000 of their £782,690 income this year is from the public money – not including the £107,480 they are bringing in from other consultancy, where the clients are unnamed, but Guido would put good money on them being public bodies too.
A minimum 65% of their income this year is from the taxpayer, how is this any better than the NHS using private lobbying firms?
And they said there was no waste ?
Nope, just wasters! Hmm….when are these people just going to do their job and leave me alone? I, personally don’t give a monkeys about minimum pricing as 50p per whatever is way below my price range but it’s their utter contempt for people that disgusts, that they ‘know’ best.
Fucking HELL!
I think I’ll set up a health campaigning group. I can knock out a website in a couple of hours and then get applying for lobbying grants!
I could pay off my mortgage inside a year and get that left-wing warm and fuzzy feeling that I am an
interfering health Naziengaging and health friendly citizen.We’ll have none that here thank you kindly.
‘elf is a serious money-making business – all our jobs in the DHOSS house depend on it – and, like AlJABeeba, – our pensions.
SO WATCH IT BUDDY!
Anyway, have you been done for
swine flue,
pig flue,
had yer prossy felt, prodded, milked, and needled?
Also, have you
sent samples of shit to the test site,
been done fer rabies,
chlamydia,
parrot fever,
green monkey fever,
smoking,
drinking,
cholesterol,
blood pressure
not forgetting
STD of other sorts
clap
danger of falling over
weekly purchase / consumption of alcohol and fats
elfy eating
exercise (or are you a fat bastard)
suns stroke
and don’t go near no water
etc.
I must lie down after that and fill in my claim form.
Look to My Lord Prezza of Scoff for what a real man is, – or to me, a really vinegar-faced miserable bastard.
Actually, I ignore all NHS health advice and I am ridiculously healthy. I refuse all vaccines and pills and potions as these are entirely un-natural poisons and it is about time I got something out of the NHS budget that I have contributed to through my taxes.
In the site, under member benefits, it lists one as:
“Access to high profile players and influencers in the wellbeing and health and business sectors in the North West”
Since these are all NHS Trusts, with just one exception, what sort of privilege is being set up here, I wonder?
I’ve definitely got ‘danger of falling over’.
I keep falling over onto Nicks bell-end.
Some NHS medical advice is useless. I went to the doctor recently because my right hand shakes up and down a lot… he didn’t prescribe any pills but suggested I go for an eye test!
over wanking
And thinking more about it…. The NHS budget is being ringfenced so the overall amount is not going to be cut.
This means that all the lobbying snakes that infested the other parts of government will be making a beeline for the Department of Health. Tailoring their grubby business models to have a “public health” angle.
It will be interesting to see how the people who lobby the MOD change their models…
“We make weapons of mass destruction and we need public funds to make them less dangerous to public health”
dont give em ideas Ned, ffs….
Sorry, but I would be amazed if they needed my help to come up with more troughing opportunities.
Every little helps
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/08/unelected-dictators.html
And longest …
Come on this is basic economics 101; this is the vital infrastructural european investment to bring forward modernisation vis a vis public discourse for greater demand of public services. If it is cut by the economic vandals in the extreme rightwing lib dem coalition this will endanger the utopia which Labour bequeathed to this government with growing employment, a minimum wage and free health care for europeans.
If you oppose me… I might just cover up your torture.
Listen Jaffa
Just take your drivel and shuv it up your own arse like the OOOOOOmegOOOOOloies bird…
Correction dwivel…
They’ve been doing this for years. Pay a lobby group to lobby for what the government wants, then claim that there is overwhelming public demand.
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/Huntz.jpg
And I am a member,see how we Muslims infiltrate our way into your society then change it to ours.
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who lobbys the goverment .
Tim you were a grinning chimp on Shooting Stars. I always thought Reeves and Mortimer could attract top talent onto that show so you must have a bloody good agent or be very cheap/available.
Begone, I say, back to obscurity with you!
He’s very cheap. Lovejoy is aware of his receding celebrity.
I have to say that I am not.
I have never heard of him
Hi Tim. Remember me ?.(1977)
Fucking good spot Guido, go get the bastards. You know it makes sense.
Seconded.
It’s time all these parasites were flushed out.
yup go get em Guido, and have a look at that lot who are going to credit check everyone too Experian , they were involved in the Lord Taylor of Blackburn stitch up…..wonder if he will get a cut from the bill.
I will make a statement about this to the house Thursday
You’ll have to leave your shed first.
No different to ASH then
Bravo!
What will it take to stop these busybodies from trying to dictate my life? I do NOT want to live to become a senile vegetable marinaded in my own urine. Begone and leave my beer and cigarettes where they rest, please.
Racist bigot – once we’re back in power I’ll personally see to it that you’re dragged before my court of public opinion.
We’re with Hatty on that one!
AND we WIMMIN get ourselves regularly examined for all the diseases MIN give us!!
Dangerous things, Courts of Public Opinion. One has already convicted you of aggravated expense misuse, ignoring traffic laws and passing off your partner as a woman for political gain.
Oh. I forgot impersonating a Minister of the Crown.
Don’t be beastly. I’m trying my best.
My life! Our Life? Collective Bollox!
They think they own you.
Time for a slaves revolt.
I’m twatticus!
It’s much worse than councils employing lobbyists – at least councillors have a democratic legitimacy of their own. The NHS is simply an organ of the state, lobbying the state for more control over our lives and more funding. This is something which the Government could and should legitimately ban.
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Bollox. Now, feck off and die you Labour hypocrite.
And you can be sure “Our Life” is a nest of gays, related to filth managers in the NHS, and paying themselves shed loads of money + massive expenses.
And of course all the gays will be going on fact-finding trips to all the arse-bandit centres on Earth at taxpayers expense.
Andy Walker, of “well-bummed”:
http://thereaganwing.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/gay_pride_face_1_b.jpg
Dirty corrupt bastards.
Yes, yes, yes, – but can you get it up? That’s all I care.
Cable tie it to a lollypop stick.
“The staff team comprises four heads of department, five officers, and an office manager.”
So there is the parasitic trash, ‘Dr’ Alison Giles as the Chief Executive (taxpayer spent hundreds of £1000s training this bitch to be a doctor, but all she does is come up with demented sham schemes to thieve off taxpayers), and 4 department heads. Then there is an office manager, and only 4 other workers. All chiefs and no Indians.
So 11 ‘people’ in all.
The projected accounts for 10/11 show the following costs (£s):
Corporate 315,848
Delivery 593,525
Consultancy 101,200
If you look at the stuff these “Our Life” cun-ts put out, it’s generic slop, bleeding obvious facts, with some stats cut and pasted from the internet. Their lame product should cost £25,000 a year max, by a minimum wage drone, to compile.
The consultancy fee looks about right because these useless parasitic bastards will certainly be unable to design, build, and maintain a website. Also, it seems the design of the few brochures these scum-bags put out, has been graphically designed by someone with skills way about the shit that work for “Our Life”.
The overt payment of £315,848 is obviously all on salaries. On top of that I expect most of the £593,525 cited as delivery costs, finds its way into the pockets of this filth (in expenses + cars + free food + free hotels etc.)
My guess is:
Office manager porky munter (low level admin duties): £22,500
The 5 ‘officers’ (drones) about £33,000 each + £1000 expenses
the 4 ‘heads of department’ (what departments) £42,000 each + £5000 expenses
Chief Executive (‘Dr’ Alison Giles bitch) £220,000 + £15,000 expenses
salaries/ expenses bill = 581500
The shit that these dirty parasitic “Our Life” cun-nts produce, is spam. It’s a fake charity set up by the evil bitch, Alison Giles, to thieve taxpayers money via the filth that work as ‘managers’ in the N H Arse.
Look at the state of the ugly thieving corrupt fucker:
http://i33.tinypic.com/2137h1.jpg
So that’s 6 managers and 5 staff – normal ratio for the public sector.
Bullshit…………..I worked on the M42 in 2005 and it was 126 to 12…………that is not a misprint…………and you waited days for a design query to be decided as no one wanted to screw up and be turfed from the marzipan castle………………also when clarkson was due at the N.E.C. they took all staff into a training course to provoke him into demanding to know why all the traffic management was out if no work was in progress………….so they could reply it was all health and safety(we take life seriously here)……….one of the courses was on how to fuel a machine,another who to buy your gloves off……………but the emphasis was clear you are working on a labour sanctioned road project…be grateful..do not like clarkson..he takes the mick outta blair
I wish I was lying……………did I ever mention the temporary road at march in cambs. that cost 300k so the gov. minister could drive to the railhead……………No..another time
yeek,she looks like she chews door knobs off after shes bit the hounds
Thanks for that. I only wish more of the ‘democratic’ population could find this information. Will the Beeb follow it up? That photo will follow me forever: the perfect picture of a femmo liberated socio ‘woman’ now freed to act the tape worm on us all. Can it get much worse?
I could spend a happy evening hitting that with the back of a large shovel.
“At minimum 65% of their income this year is from the taxpayer, how is this any better than the NHS using private lobbying firms?”
it’s diversity innit!
Isn’t a unit of alcohol a pub single measure of whisky, or half a pint of beer? Where can I buy a double for £1?
Oh well. In the last resort I can make potato wine. It’s about 15% alcohol and doesn’t taste bad. Of course, it would be illegal to distill it into vodka.
http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/product_range/product_range_14348.htm
I know an offee just over the border too. Must say I’ve probably not been since i was 17 though.
So you’d never put a couple of gallons in the chest freezer in a spirit of inquiry then.
No, That would only freeze off the water and leave the dangerous alcohol, vastly raising it’s proof.
I’ve heard that putting it through a Britta water filter a few times can make it taste smoother.
As tax is always used wisely dodging all that tax would make the country poorer.
Pour it through one end of a loaf of bread.
It works, honest.
Then feed it to the seagulls – oh how we larfed.
How do you know which end to pour it through ?
Naturally not. You wouldn’t want to make home-made beer and freeze the water out of it, would you? Or cider…
Got to stop. Does no sensible MP read this?
a what???
Sensible MP?
Does not compute!
if your name means anything – Ctesibius wrote the first treatises on the science of compressed air and its uses in pumps – then you will know that there are no sensible MPs
“sensible mp” = oxymoron
Away with the lot of these self-important ‘exhorters’ and ‘persuaders’ and tellers of grandmothers how to suck eggs. They are leeches on the rest of us. Lets do away with Primary Care Trusts too whilst we are at it.
This is appalling, where would these jobsworths be without tax payers subsidies. It has got to stop. The NHS Trusts that give this money are not allowed to, the money they are given should be spent delivering healthcare not lobbying. Maybe someone could start legal proceedings against the Trust Boards for mis appropriation of funds
And I bet that if asked to make cuts, they’d sack nurses.
It is always the first response of the left wing public sector parasites who hold any decision making power. Waste billions on non-jobs for years and as soon as cuts are required, aim square at the front of the front-line service providers.
Noticed how many fat fuckers there are walking about carrying nothing but a clipboard? – oh – and their Identity pendant / badge / .. that thingy they show people if they get lost or forget who they are.
R I P Adam Stansfield
If I want better health then that it is my decision and I do not see what the fuck it has to do with interfering, meddling busy bodies who are out to line their own pockets with Nazi bullshit! These idiots do more harm than good. Believe me! Idiots!
It would be even better if we didn’t have an NHS that subsidises the lifestyles of those who decide to be unhealthy by punishing those who are productive.
The NHS, it’s the worst care funded in the worst possible way.
Exactly and we have no choice whether to pay into the “Black Hole” or not.
I`d rather the Tax I get stung for monthly to prop up this Medical Ponzi scheme go back into my pocket and allow me the right to choose my “Care”
Nazi Bullying Scum! No I in Our!
“passionately believe that people have a fundamental right to better wellbeing and health”.
In other words;
“You are all fucking stupid and don’t know how to be healthy, so we’re here to make sure you do as we say. Of course we can do what the fuck we want, because we’re smarter than you, you sick fucking slobs”.
Fascists.
It all boils down to a narcissistic personality disorder.
Good work Fawkes.
I bet this is just the tip of a very large iceberg…
Reserve your praise until such time as something positive & effective is implemented to remove these scams. Don’t hold your breath whilst waiting!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2010/aug/11/bbc-freedom-of-information-requests
Ye cannae say ah didnae invest!
Ah sav’d tha wuld!
An nuthn’s ma fult!
Looking forward to the big huge incentive they give out to us before we allow these fascist fuck ups to meddle with our life! Cough up you Nazis!
They can only bribe you with your own money. So fuck em.
Together we can halve the life expectancy of health fascists.
Guido, top blogging. Don’t let this one go. Bring ‘em down. Names, dates, places.
Will the BBC report this subversion of public funds? Will it feck as like.
Also, doesn’t the NHS take its instruction from Government? Now these snotty little sods want to make the law as well.
The largest rise in employment for more than 21 years was mainly down to the influx of foreign workers, campaigners said today.
Sir Andrew Green, chairman of think-tank Migrationwatch UK, said the employment figures were “further evidence that immigration really does affect the job prospects of British-born workers”.
The Office for National Statistics (ONS) figures showed the number of employed rose by 184,000 to 29 million, marking the largest quarterly hike since the three months to May 1989, and about three-quarters of this increase was due to workers born outside the UK.
Sir Andrew said: “An astonishingly high proportion of the increase in employment is down to foreign workers getting jobs in Britain.”
Obvious Sir Andrew
My indigenous constituents are all on handsome welfare
WHy should they work ?
New Labour produced a lumpenproletariat of Labour voters on purpose…
Let the foreigners work…
And fook the conequences… They vote Zanu…
BTW
It’s the next generation who will have to pay our debts…
For those of you naive enough to support the no smoking ban, your next on the list. Then the fatties, the thinnies, the not eating enough bran or not walking enough.
Simply tell them to piss off and demand that NONE of our money is spent on this utter bollocks.
You left off motorist – that’s the real biggy
But this is happening under Dave the Cameron not Gordon.
The minimum price on alcohol ban is ILLEGAL.
It cannot and will not be allowed to remain.
It is in contravention of EU law on price fixing and cartels.
It unfairly penalises the budget brand manufacturers.
Ireland, Austria and Italy tried to impose minimum price on tobacco and were hauled
before the EU court and found guilty in March 2010.
The whole idea is a waste of taxpayers cash.
After reading this fascist bull. My blood pressure has risen and the arteries have hardened with anger at these fascists money grubbing users.
We’re all feeling those painful cuts.
http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/index.php/news/content/view/full/93107
I am not , I have a job , savings and not in to much debt shame you lot dont understand economics
How economics works in a capitalist society.
1. Bankrupt our business.
2. Get the taxpayer to bail us out.
3. Bonuses all round.
How economics works in a capitalist society.
1. B*nkrupt our business.
2. Get the taxpayer to bail us out.
3. Bonuses all round.
All thanks to a large state. When’s real capitalism going to arrive instead of corporate socialism?
How the welfare state works.
1. Be REALLY feckless.
2. Get the taxpayer to bail you out.
3. Drinks and fags all round!
Perhaps the chavs and the bankers should unite.
They seem to have a lot in common.
They do, they are both part of the rent-seeking classes.
I believe the chav was placed on this earth to distract us from the bigger rent-seekers.
chavs,bankers and politicians,royals,lords.and any mings like some on here who support them
If your savings are cash based they are getting less.
This organisation is undermining democracy and usurping the rights of the electorate by their statist and dictatorial demand to the Council.
Should they wish a tax or minimum unit pricing to be fact, then they should stand for election. Their approach mirrors the standard tactic of autarchic usurpers over the last 100 years.
This sort of funding needs to be curtailed. State orgo’s should not, cannot and must not undermine basic principles of democracy by seeking to circumnavigate due process. Failure to control this will result in anarachy and loss of central government.
We need to make it an unhealthy lifestyle to be a health fascist.
Have they seen Gunchester on a saturday night?
test
Gunchester
yes they have lots of guns in manchester. They also have political correctness in abundance: I was up there a couple of years ago, and there was a massive event held in the (very grand) Town Hall: a two day Gay and Lesbian Jobs Fair.
I thought of gate-crashing but decided not to risk it
Yes
Queers are very picky and rejection can be so painful
Best that you stayed away
Time and money wasters.
Can I be your handler?
Had a call yesterday from someone trying to flog me gym membership. Got him to describe all their facilities in detail, then said I couldn’t join because they didn’t provide ash-trays with all the torture equipment.
His silence was deafening.
Try it, it’s a good laugh (and while they’re wating their time on me, they’re not screwing anyone else – that’s my input to the ‘big society’, Dave).
Go to the gym. A smoke after is REALLY satisfying.
You stink though as does everything thats been in your stinking house !
So what, and you don’t smell of nice tobacco if you smoke outside.
So give yourself a reach around you festering sore of a health prude.
Have you ever looked closely at the small print on the contract these bastards expect you to sign ? I swear most of these places are just set up as a scam and they couldn’t give a shit about your health.
Meet the new boss…
Great blog Guido. This just shows how many stones the Coalition have yet to turn over. BUT what, you must ask, is that Secretary of State, Lansley been doing.
All blub and bluster.
I would demand from all chief executives of all NHS Trusts a response within four hours stating just what quango’s they are giving public money to!
If I was Cameron I would replace this puppet with David Laws who would be the cold fish the NHS requires at the top to, effectively, streamline it.
Your revelation, Guido, just shows how poor the Labour crowd were in office in safeguarding the nation’s finances.
“I would demand from all chief executives of all NHS Trusts a response within four hours stating just what quango’s they are giving public money to!”
Yup – well next working day, anyway. Anything less and you’re not serious.
And CUT the over-bloated, over-managing, over-meetingised, over-memoing wasteful fucking wasters out of the NHS!!
FFS just do it!
Applause…
There are £ billions to be saved there
Only Labour scrougers will cry…
10 s of £bn, probably up to £100bn if you knew what you were doing.
Are you referring to my face
Window lickers of the world unite !
……King joke
Most Drs are piss artists/dope fiends
And ask one that you are friendly with as to the best way to good health and they will all say
“Stay away from Drs”
BOC probably takes most of its profits from all the “hits”that the Drs take
At least they do some good, any creature that works for a quango should be put to death
These fascist make my blood boil, my pmt worse, they cause my arteries to harden, one step closer to a stroke, and give me anger issues and I feel even more inclined to take No exercise! Fck off Facists you are bad for the health of Libertarians!
I’ve just realised that the appearance of the words ‘passionate’ or ‘passionately’ in a statement is diagnostic of meaningless PR. “We at Ethorganic Farms plc are passionate about brussels sprouts” etc.
Good lord Bill are you sober now?
It has only taken me five years son…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1302148/Tony-Blairs-memoir-signing-turns-farce-No-guarantees-hell-sign-books.html
We’ll be there.
“Charlie Whelan, a former aide to Gordon Brown, said: ‘I’m flummoxed. There is always some political anorak who would be prepared this but I certainly won’t be buying it.’
He suggested that Mr Blair should channel some of the money back into the party which gave him the platform to be a world statesman.
‘I would be a lot happier if he was donating…”
I told Trousers Mandelkraut the same thing
These people are just obsene profteers
It was me and Gordon who made the real mess that sells books…listen to us…
We are the real traitors and scum…much more newsworthy…
Someone please put Sayeeda Warsi’s back in her box….NOT an asset to any party !!!!.
Anyone know what has happened to Billy Vague. Pakistan, Afgan issues, Israel on the boil again. Billy “foreign office” Vague nowhere to be seen…..He’s already back in the box.
‘Call Me Dave’ seems to think she ticks all the boxes, being Northern, Female, Ethnic and a Muzzie.
Somehow that seems to over-ride the fact (so blindingly onbvious to anyone who ever braved her feeble output for more then ten seconds) that she has the brain-power of a squashed amoeba, the political nous of a bucket and the communications skills of a plank.
Can someone please get though to Dave and Co that we’ve had it with politically-correct appointments, we just want people who can do the job – then we won’t give a toss whether they’re pink, mauve or orange, boy, girl or tranny, Hindu, Methodist or Atheist (but with a slight preference for the latter).
And if ever that message gets through, the first sign will be the permanent absence of Sayeeda Warsi and her incompetent ilk.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1302110/Claims-North-Korea-World-Cup-squad-tortured-early-exit.html
Why couldnt we do this ?
What ‘harsh ideological criticism’
like That fucking Cameron is an Eton fag who could find a football never mind kick one.
Drain the swamp!
And let them try to impose minimum pricing – it’s unlikely to make most prices rise immediately, but it’ll earn a lot of bad publicity for the councils – and anyone who publicly supports them.
the NHS Primary Care Trusts ( now called something else after yet another costly ‘re-configuration’) have been spending money on this kind of wasteful stuff for some years, giving out huge grants left right and centre, especially if it involves ‘social inclusion’ and ‘equality’. Often to some dubious groups whose activities are questionable. No-one ever seems to ask about outcomes or value for money. It’s very tricky to find out from the NHS/PCT websites – all glossy posturing – who makes these decisions, why, and how much money is being spent. I tried to follow up a story last year regards my local PCT, South West Essex, about how much money they were spending on Gipsy Liaison Officers, or ‘ health access facilatators for the travelling community’ and it was quite hard to track it down either on the website (I looked at the minutes of meetings) or on the phone (various officials professed to know nothing, or kept passing me on to someone else)
These (non)jobs usually carry a good salary, of course. What a terrible waste of public money
And the FUCKING noospapers and ‘Information’ leaflets ….
at what cost?
employing how many?
to what purpose?
But I’m sure ‘research’ will show they are a boon to the ‘community’ and ‘empower’ people!!
NB: can anyone spot any words from the Noo_Lie_Bore dictionary of PC bollocks? (No prizes)
Why aren’t the interfering, petty dictators behind Our Life on their website?
What do they have to hide?
Crawl back under the rocks you emerged from and stay our of our lives,
Our Life!
Our Life ,…is so good now we have grants from the gov.
FFS.
The individuals associated with this are all left wing I note.
Someone should tell them that Labpour lost the election & this unbelievable waste of public money to nanny & bully the elctorate & further destroy the pub trade is completly unaceptable.
FFS – that money could go on actually improving the health of patients, & not the health of left wingers sucking the taxpayer teet dry.
FFS!
Or course
That is why I and my husband work for so “hard” for many charities, ave lunches with “Lord” Paul etc
To try and hide the money we have thieved from taxpayers with our “communications and PR” contracts…
I’ll drink to that
Old Holborn covered this & uncovered the petty left wing dictators behind it:
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/08/unelected-dictators.html
Full names & their background.
FFS.
On the last thread, someone asked how MPs were going to cope with inflation if upping their salaries and expenses was politically difficult.
Um, I wonder how ?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100811/tuk-teen-lottery-winner-thought-she-d-wo-45dbed5.html
She is called Stacey and her father Gary
I leave you all to reach your own conclusions as to how long it is before she is skint
Mystic Beast predicts
House (new build)
Car for her and her parents(and a bungalow)
Parasitic boyfriend (he needs a Porsche)
Drug habit
Child called Jedward
Walks about in cheap shoes with the price on the soles
Jade Goodey without the style (or embalming fluid)
Jealous beast?
YES!
3 months and she’ll be back to kicking babies across lino at her pisshole nursery job.
Laminate flooring and selling photos of naked infants online
Dad Gary will have sold the Rolex
MAM will have had an amputation and the half caste bin lid will be blind and engaged to Peter Andre
Kerry katona will be the Godmother
Prescott and Pickles are to make a comedy movie together. Fat and Fatter.
Make the use of public money to lobby a criminal offense for both the doer and whoever signed off the funded
Fucking scum they really must think we are fucking stupid
Yup indeedy!
We are in a way were all keyboard warriors but were not going to stop it unless we get off our asses.
Don`t hold your breath though X-Factor starts again so that’s the majority of the population distracted.
We are in a way( stupid that is) Were all keyboard warriors but were not going to stop it unless we get off our asses, it will just continue.
Don`t hold your breath though X-Factor starts again so that’s the majority of the population distracted.
Nice moniker
First!
A very good point raised but I am still waiting for the so called union modernisation funding, currently being stolen from the public purse, to be kicked into touch.
Guido
Spot on again
As WSC said “it should be a blinding flash of the obvious” that subsidies to pressure groups be totally stopped.
Why not a subsidy for the “3 Lesbians Association of South Vauxhall” or “the Sodomites of Hampstead” or the “English of the Home Counties” or the “Engliush National Liberatyion Army”…? FFS
I could go on
What is more, it is DISCRIMINATION in favour of one sector of society against another…contrary to ANY BASIC PRINCIPLES OF EQUALITY OF TREATMENT…
Otherwise, we must mount a Save Freedom Association…and demand £ 100 million UPFRONT…
For 25,000 a time I will remove them
Where’s your sense of public duty?
It is not just the hiring of lobbyists and quangos in question…
It is ANY SUBSIDY to non-governmental organisations..
Full stop..
There must be £ 10 billion to cut there right away
And 90% of the luvvues are Labour toadies
So bugger them..
I would rather not, but I get your drift.
Two crocodiles are sitting on the bank of the Thames. The small one turns to the big one and says, “I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids… I just don’t get it.”
“Well,” says the big crocodile, “what have you been eating?”
“Lobbyists, same as you,” replies the small crocodile.
“Hmm. Well, where do you catch ‘em?”
“Over by the the House of Commons at the edge of the river”
“Same here. Hmm. How do you catch ‘em?”
“Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite ‘em, shake the crap out of ‘em, and eat ‘em!”
“Ah!” says the big crocodile, “I think I see your problem. See, by the time you’ve shaken all the crap out of a lobbyist, there’s nothing left but his arse and a briefcase…”
This sort or lobbying is totally wrong. It should have been stopped years ago. Where is Lansley?
The minimum alcohol price is also illegal under EU law
http://lexisweb.co.uk/groups/company_commercial/blog/archive/2010/3/19/14343.aspx
Stop it Guido
I make a fortune “communicating” dwivel and lies for New Labour……
it’s my business – along with keeping the Gurner out of Ediburgh Infirmary…
Are you in Canterbury?
Yes, if you must know…
But we have 24 hr nursing you know…
Paid by the NHS and Gordon’s personal slush fund…
Anyone have any good tips for causing offence to foreigners in London 2012? You can mention the war to Germans now, apparently.
“Remember Arabs are not used to being told what to do.” Go and visit them and they will treat you with just the same respect …..
We can safely leave that to the hotel staff of London. They are the professionals in this area.
Just be our normal selves, should do the trick
>“Remember Arabs are not used to being told what to do.”
Koranimals are told exactly what to do all day every day.
Why piss off foreign visitors? They’ll bring in the foreign exchange we need.
Leave London to them for the duration of the circus – it’d be quite funny to know that the capital’s temporarily populated by athletes, tourists & sundry parasites (the hospitality sector ripping off ALL tourists, the MSM filming each other & every bloody shop on Oxford Street).
I am the Greater Manchester Oorganised Crime Boss (O’….)
I am setting up an organisation called “The Nati-Discrimination League”
And I want £ 5 million
Memories ?
The London Met have one too
I’m standing for Labour leader again.
This week I have been MOSTLY eating Doner Kebab Flavour Pot Noodle with bogeys.
Do you want chili sauce with that?
I’m coming out!
I’m doing it first!
Please nurse
Who was Mr Ponzi ?
I keep having nightmares….
It’s ok, Gordie. You’re still prime minister. This is just your temporary office while they clean your usual one.
Our freedoms are being quangoed. It is enough to make you sick. With freedom comes responsibility and if you follow this rule no can have the right to take away your basic rights, to have choices and make your own decisions.
The problem is the Big Brother State has taken away your freedom, your choices and your sense of responsibility. We are brainwashed sheep, helpless and needy, dependent on others to resolve our issues. Perfect fodder for markets who can sell us their junk. This Our Life is a continuation of a needy culture who refuse to take individual responsibility for themselves and walk the path to freedom. Slaves to the State and Markets. Sheep!
check how many of these fucks are Muslims with a sharia agenda
Ah ha!
Another one for my little list!
They got my kid to pack in smoking but he ate me out of house and home eating then
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/5503/fatsoldier.jpg
Nah its some fat transexual who plays “Airsoft”
He has probably filled his home with sandbags and dried food,
Fucking hunt want 150 to collect a horse that snuffed it. They want me to pay them to feed their hounds.
Eat it then
Cut it up
Freeze it and eat it you thick twat
I have bits of a reindeer in the freezer courtesy of Ma Beast
Use its hide for a nice rug
A decent sized horse can feed you for a year
Dudley Moore: “I could eat a horse”
Peter Cook: “Oh! I’d love a horse!”
“A minimum 65% of their income this year is from the taxpayer, how is this any better than the NHS using private lobbying firms?”
It isn’t, it’s worse because it’s an attempted deceit. Problem is these NHS quangoes are stuffed with liblabcons happily giving taxpayers money to each other.
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I think all this talk of well being is a bit much – what about the stress that most of us are suffering from now due to the cuts and possible job losses where is the well being there now?