Band of Brothers
As if the Labour leadership contest wasn’t exciting enough already, just as it comes to its natural conclusion we learn this morning that More4 will be making a docu-drama about the Mili-brothers. The “light-hearted” look at their bitter rivalry that has seen them drive a wedge through their family in their individual quests for power, will go out the night before the result is announced. The rumours that Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise will be rekindling their acting partnership are apparently wide of the mark.
Are you suggesting that David M might have something in common with Raymond?
‘Cos I don’t think anyone in Labour can count.
Bloody Hell finding a couple of geeks who look the part for this play is going to be a tall order.
Are the Krankies still working?
Perfect acting job for the Chuckle brothers….
Harry and Lloyd from ‘Dumb and Dumber’.
Mike and Bernie would have done a cracking job.
Wallace and Gromit.
If Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny are still working, it’s no contest.
Surely you mean Bland of Brothers
I predict a froth of orgasmic excitement from the lefty film critics, followed by a burst of spontaneous indifference from the Great British Public.
Is some of our tax money still subsidising crap socialist films that no one wants to watch?
Err, yes.
God, I hope not. More4 apparently has only 1.1% share of UK viewers.
So, funding controversies aside, it’ll probably sink without trace.
Come on. Raymond and his brother were nice, decent, honest and kind. Nothing like the Milibots.
Bananas at dawn?
Stormy times ahead for the coalition
Liberal Democrats call for boycott of flagship free schools | Politics | The Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk
Coalition heading for a potentially damaging split on education as Lib Dems describe Gove’s free schools as ‘socially divisive’
As if there isn’t more consequential stuff to fall out over.
Do you honestly think that if the Conservatives told the LibDems to “fuck off” that they would walk away to electoral oblivion ? For the LibDems the Coalition has replaced Michael Foot’s Labour Manifesto of 1987 as the “longest suicide note in political history”…..the LibDems are tied in to the Coalition’s fortunes for better or( in their case)worse.Hissy fits or not wiser heads in the party know that they’re shafted.
The real question is how many lib dem MPs/party members loathe the coalition more than they covert power?
Unfortunately apart from Dave not a lot in either the Conservatives or LibDems actually do.
Does anyone still read the Guardian apart from Fartin Martin ?
Leave the poor old twat some crumbs of comfort FFS.
Polly Twaddle?
We read it and love its campaigns to give us the best pensions in the racist white UK.
Even less would read it if they charged for online access
I’ll drink to that.
Eeehhh, Charlie. Gi’ us a swig on yon Buckie. Ye canne drink it a’ y’sen oor ye’ll be spending a’ neet spewing into a bucket, so ye will.
Nice wee corrugated iron shack we got oorselves here. Ye ken whit ah mean, big man? Eeeeehhhhh!
I can’t think of anything “light hearted” about David Cameron & Nick Clegg.
They will be turfed out of government once Ed Miliband exposes their”Economic Vandalism”
This coalition is a dangerous joke
Oh for happier times. Brink back McDoom!
As opposed to Labour you mean ? …..who are certainly not a joke and most definitely a danger
Remind us again who squandered all the money and left the country drowning in overspending and debt?
DEFICIT = £168 BILLION OVERSPEND A YEAR!
NATIONAL DEBT = £1-3 TRILLION!
THANK YOU LABOUR
THANK YOU GORDON BROWN
Yeah but don’t forget HE saved the World AND the British Taxpayers HAD to pay for it.It was after all THE right thing to do !!
Bounty hunters to cut benefit fraud by £1bn.
But back at the trough
http://citywire.co.uk/new-model-adviser/tax-evasion-costs-treasury-15-times-more-than-benefit-fraud/a378274
Cost of bounty hunters 2 billion
“Because of the difficulties in measuring fraud
across all sectors of the UK, a balance must be
struck between accuracy and comprehensiveness.
In order to ensure this fraud measure is more
comprehensive than previous centralised estimates,
the NFA has calculated its figures using targeted
measurement exercises and expert estimates to
fill significant gaps where data was unavailable.
These additional fraud estimates have been
included in the centralised estimate of £30.5 billion”
I.e. we guessed.
‘Cost of bounty hunters 2 billion’
Well it’s mostly spent on their horses and cowboy outfits.
There’s quite a few cowboy outfits around. Stagecoach is one of them.
Pure guesswork.
Sky Subscriptions down then ?
Wonderful – HMG appoints an international credit rating agency to, basically audit – the financial records of claimants, and will hand over whatever records that they need to do so. That’s par with Nu Lab’s proposals to share/sell ID database data to private firms. Can no-one else see the potential dangers of such a move?
Who is a potential ‘benefit cheat’? Claimants with large payments? Claimants living in nice areas?
I wonder precisely how much previously confidential data will make its unregulated way into the hands of the financial sector …
Cruise and Hoffman? The Mili-brothers are not shortarses are they?
So David Cameron is going to use credit rating firms to root out benefit cheats.
While he is at it, why not get in touch with Ocean finance to consolidate the budget deficit into one managable monthly payment?
Are these ‘credit rating firms’ related to the S&Ps of the world? They couldn’t see shit in the run up to crash.
Fuck them.
Carol Voderman can consolidate my debt any day
Us2
Rubbing our hands together and contemplating over billing and double invoicing
That was my next move; I was going to save the world all over again with a unique modern partnership of the state and the private sector debt consolidation firms. It would have wrong-footed the Tories and let me win an election. Why did fate stop me?
I don’t know Gordon but here’s a clue…Rochdale;Duffy;Bigot
Dirty media whores.
Julian Clary as David Miliband
Wallace and Gromit surely?
Paddy comes home early from work and finds his wife in bed with his best friend, Mick.
He walks over to the bedside drawer, takes out a handgun and places against his temple.
On seeing this, his wife starts laughing uncontrollably.
Paddy turns to her and says, “I don’t know what you’re laughing at, you’re next.”
Will it cover the bit where their father catches David not telling fibs and forces him to keep a bent coat hanger in his mouth?
at 14 they both shagged the same teddy bear,caused no end of strife and is the source of the present differences.
Who’ll play me in my life story? Is Oliver Reed still alive?
Who the **** is Charlie Kennedy?
W C Fields.
Fuck you if you come down to the Cricketers we’ll punch your lights out
Rab C Nesbit
Hired.
Where’s Tim Lovejoy?
I’m coming out!
Please stay in. More.
OK. Keep your hands where we can see them above your head and walk very slowly towards us.
We are available.
We are a grandmother.
We are the fugawi
How come all the dudes at the war crimes trial/tribunal/show/bitchfight are wearing headphones? They mostly all seem to speak good English so it can’t be a translation thing.
They certainly do not flatter Carole White.
White noise.
They have to get their instructions from De Beers somehow, don’t they?
It’s just a show trial anyway – worthy of Stalin in his pomp.
We are available
Have a banana!
We are available.
We are available
Only Labour will protect child tax credits and put milk in your babies.
The Co op is selling the original gold top,yummy cream on my cornflakes
WTF should the state put milk in my babies? The state has no fucking business force feeding the population with milk.
Grooming again Gordon?
I like rugs.
So does Boris.
Shag pile?
We are avaialable
C4 to make programme about multi millionaire marxists.
Hard to get excited about C4 these days.
Anything is better than fecking Big Brother.
A Public Service announcement on behalf of the coalition
Muslims were warned today to avoid drinking bottled sacred water amid fears it could be contaminated with arsenic.
Leicestershire County Council said Zam Zam water, from Saudi Arabia, was likely to be illegal and could have high levels of arsenic as well as nitrates.
The council’s Trading Standards Service warning comes just two days before Ramadan, the Islamic month of fasting, is due to start.
Muslims are urged to drink vast quantities of healthful sacred Zam Zam water.
I think the pilgrims would be better off drinking Tizer.
And you can use it to polish brass.
I’m David MiliHunt and I am a leg-end.
I’m a leg-end.
I think you’ll find that I am the true leg-end.
my favwit episode. i wuv u.
Splooge on my face.
It won’t be a remake of The Blues Brothers.
I can’t take the Milibrothers seriously. Whenever I see one of them, this tune seems appropriate for them.
How you know witch Miriband bludda is witch ? Lound-eyes all rook the same.
I hope Ch4 adds the warning:
“May cause drowsiness”
I’m too dusty
As we’ve got our very own Jack and Bobby I wonder if there’s also a Teddy waiting in the wings. And has he got a driving licence Mary asks.
We would put them over in the best light
David Minibanana and Ed Miliwonk have got no chance.
I have been
doomedgroomed to be Gordon’s successorHello air passengers,I can see you.
surveillance analyst decides you are a terrorist but aircraft is over area of high population and military shoot it down,oops you just had a suspicious kind of face.
Milli Bruds at 5 am any day.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3197/3282517980_7642f5ef61.jpg
In happier times.
http://tinyurl.com/38ynf26
One should have been in the nut house and the other was a crap Hunt for using him to profit.
We would have been spot on
Golden payoff for former Treasury minister who claimed there was ‘no money left’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1301468/Golden-payoff-Treasury-minister-claimed-money-left.html#ixzz0wCIa81Xr
it’s far easier to turn their hypocritical attention to disabled people and rob the poor who are powerless – this governemtn, like the last is a big load of shit
may Moatys thrive and whack greedy MP’s
Sally bercow is a marmite person,you have to be with her other half,you either hate him or love to hate him.
Like marmite – easily spreadable ?
They both fagged for me at school, did a lovely boy on boy turn in the common room very sweet.
I;m going to spy on you all even more than Brown did
Would casting such a presentation require 2 arsepurgers?
We know the coalition is a load of shit, headed by a wanker.
A suggestion ;
http://www.voteenglish.org/
Even less chance in the celtic fringes than the Tories I would suggest.
Isn’t it about time the Labour Party had an Englishman as leader, y’know just for some ethnic balance FFS?
You are funny. You will be asking next whether Labour MPs and councillors have ever had real jobs.
Ha ha. Best thing on this blog so far today.
I love foreign films. Will it have English sub-titles? My Polish isn’t that good. When I am out and about around a town I have to use a phrase book and point at what I need.
Well if you will live in Peterborough what do you expect ??
Is Peter-Bog-Horror near Krakow?
Would anyone like a pair of my knickers?
arseburger?
The 2 minority governments are racist and hate whites
Think David looks like a 6 month foetus
Milblank and Milibland – Brothers Grim.
Yes, but wouldn’t you rather have Ed Balls inside the tent pissing out than… ? no, thought not.
Sibling rivalry has always been alive and kicking