Goodbye GOD

So Cathy Newman got the scoop tonight that Cabinet Secretary Gus O’Donnell isn’t quitting. Yet.

Well more intriguingly the king of the mandarins wanted to go straight after the election, but given the circumstances, it is easy to see how he would have been persuaded to stay on in these unchartered waters for a little longer.

Now the battle starts for who Dave and Nick want to put in GOD’s shoes…

Silly Season (Caste Edition)

It seems that these PM Direct events are giving hacks endless copy over the quieter months of the summer. Asset rich David Cameron declared earlier that he is “middle-class” (despite the Eton education and blue blooded wife.) Cue a mild flurry of gasps and stifled laughs.

Baron Prescott of Kingston-upon-Hull, a long way from Cunard these days, once said “we are all middle class now”. Has the Prime Minster finally found something he can agree on with his lingering old tormentor? When these two place themselves in the same band, surely it is the end of the class system as we know it.  Either way, expect this one to trigger far more column inches tomorrow than need be…

Dave’s Sponge Avengers

So Dave has finally done it, he is actually lifted a government policy from the first episode of the Thick of It with the creation of the Snooper Force, or is that Sponge Avengers? However noble the pursuit of hunting scroungers, the end does not justify the means. The government trawling any private data should immediately start to ring alarm bells.

Just months ago Dave and Nick were singing from a very different hymn sheet at their infamous Rose Garden press conference. What did they offer?

“…a full programme of measures to reverse the substantial erosion of civil liberties under the Labour government and roll back state intrusion.”

It seems like only an election ago that Clegg and Cameron were promising to end ID cards and the enchroachments of the database state. Where does snooping on innocent people’s credit card transactions fit into that?

Oona’s Open Invite

It seems struggling London Mayor wannabe Oona King is deploying a last ditch open-bar strategy. She tweets enthusiastically:

“YOU are invited to a party at campaign HQ on Wed 11, 6-8pm! Come down and meet me and the team and have a drink! PLEASE spread the word xx”

Guido is happy to oblige. So see you all tomorrow at 6 Heron Quays, London E14 4JB. Over in Canary Wharf. If the evening turns out anything like Oona’s old party days in Vauxhall’s finest after-hours clubs, it will be a messy one…

Band of Brothers

As if the Labour leadership contest wasn’t exciting enough already, just as it comes to its natural conclusion we learn this morning that More4 will be making a docu-drama about the Mili-brothers. The “light-hearted” look at their bitter rivalry that has seen them drive a wedge through their family in their individual quests for power, will go out the night before the result is announced. The rumours that Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise will be rekindling their acting partnership are apparently wide of the mark.

Charlie Kennedy Chooses Booze Over Family

Charles Kennedy is separating from his wife Sarah Gurling “entirely amicably”, and “with great sadness” according to a statement released by their lawyers.

It is fair to say that Kennedy hasn’t managed to kick the bottle, despite it costing him his political career and now his marriage. Desperately tragic.



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

Quote of the Day

Labour candidate Clive Lewis tells the Staggers:

“I mean, in the multiverse there’s still three universes in a hundred where there’s a Green MP in Norwich, so anything could happen. I could be caught with my pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end – well, hopefully that won’t happen.”

Top Posts This Week

Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.

Facebook

US GOVERNMENT ASKED LYNTON TO SPIN FOR OBAMA US GOVERNMENT ASKED LYNTON TO SPIN FOR OBAMA
LEAKED GOPRO FOOTAGE OF SPACEX ROCKET CRASH LANDING LEAKED GOPRO FOOTAGE OF SPACEX ROCKET CRASH LANDING
NEW STAR WARS TRAILER NEW STAR WARS TRAILER
A PPB From the ‘Cannabis is Safter Than Alcohol’ Party A PPB From the ‘Cannabis is Safter Than Alcohol’ Party
EX MP’S COMPANY BLEW THROUGH PUBLIC CASH EX MP’S COMPANY BLEW THROUGH PUBLIC CASH
POLL FINDS GREEN VOTERS PREFER TAKING LONG HAUL FLIGHTS POLL FINDS GREEN VOTERS PREFER TAKING LONG HAUL FLIGHTS

UKIP’s Favourite Journalist Reads Angry Tweets UKIP’s Favourite Journalist Reads Angry Tweets
UKIP in Scots are Nazis Slur UKIP in Scots are Nazis Slur
Lord Janner Demanded Prosecution of Elderly Criminal Lord Janner Demanded Prosecution of Elderly Criminal
EU ATTACKS GOOGLE FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL EU ATTACKS GOOGLE FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL
Labour’s Queen of Hypocrisy Labour’s Queen of Hypocrisy
GREEN ON GREEN FRACKING DEATHMATCH GREEN ON GREEN FRACKING DEATHMATCH
STAGGERS WEBSITE IN TURKISH HOOKERS HACK STAGGERS WEBSITE IN TURKISH HOOKERS HACK
Ed Gets Punk’d Ed Gets Punk’d
Did Ed Eat His Bogies? Did Ed Eat His Bogies?
MARIO DRAGHI ATTACKED AT NEWS CONFERENCE MARIO DRAGHI ATTACKED AT NEWS CONFERENCE
“Dr” Eoin Clarke Strikes Again “Dr” Eoin Clarke Strikes Again
Labour Manifesto Author Backs Tory Right-to-Buy Policy Labour Manifesto Author Backs Tory Right-to-Buy Policy
#Pray4UKIP #Pray4UKIP