Diane’s Dialling Dilemma
Guido was following up, what turned out to be, a dud tip-off last week that gave him reason to put a call into the Abbott campaign. Or at least try to. It turns out it’s quite hard to find any contact information on her website, in fact there are no details. After a quick ring around, the consensus was that the person he needed to talk to was Sally Scott, who handles Diane’s media. All very well except the number he was given was a parliamentary one…
Abbott has barely raised any money for her campaign, but that does not give her an excuse to flout the very clear rules that state you cannot use your parliamentary office, phone lines or staff hours for campaigning in an internal party election. Abbott’s website for her constituents states Scott handles her media concerning her job as an MP. She is breaking the rules if there is no defined crossover. Guido cannot see how his chat on Friday, about Andy Burnham, with a publicly funded spinner, Sally Scott, could have aided Abbot’s constituents in Hackney in any way.
Its Balls i am backing
Welcome to the taxi cab, plenty of space.
Guido backs Balls for the Leadershi.. shit he’s going to come in last now
Yes
Very unfortuneate side effect…
But rather amusing…
The Zanu Labour Party is deeply influenced by Guido you see…
or Guido has the foresight of someone who lost £500 thinking David Laws wouldn’t get sacked
What makes you think Abbot isn’t really serious about wanting the job? What makes you think that she just wants the publicity that being a candidate brings?
Cogito, ego sum.
ergo
Non, ego! (I think therefore I am my ego.)
It actually makes more sense than Rene’s statement as ‘am’ is clearly transitive. See also Hume and Kant.
Whatever!!
Abbott is toast anywhichway!! – Burnt toast!!
tops up belly wobble
Is that an FF cup I see ?
Yuh so mampi, how yuh nyam so much?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diane ’2nd helpings’ Abbott – Michelin woman
why is everyone so fatist????what about all the fat men in politics? ohh I see it’s really because she’s a WOMAN and therefore needs to be slim, pretty and silent to do any good eh?
In other words , she is no better than The rest of em
Have you only just realised that GF Mental?
One can only hope ?
I’m sending rain
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Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who does not spin for Diane
I’m Yvette Cooper and i’m married to a moron.
I was the worst Chief Secretary to the Treasury in British History
But I’m going to be “Shadow” Chancellor
Some Shadow…
I am a moron.
I’m a moron and I am married to Yvette Cooper!
We are all in this together.
Geoff Hoon is a cuпt.
That’s my nickname!
I was born before Nye Bevan…
I am a friend of Gordon Brown…
And we have always been wrong…
Also a friend of Dorothy
Dorothy is my friend.
Nye Bevin?
See guidos passim!
I am a tub of dribbling lard.
Chris,you’ve got it wrong! Your description of Hoon implies that he is useful.
Geoff Hunt is a Hoon
I like gold
End of first paragraph, it should say “all very well EXCEPT”.
O dear, A P, do keep up.
Fawkes throws in these faux pas all the time to check who’s paying attention.
If you look very carefully, you may spot (or not) a missing word, too, plus variations in surnames.
You’ll have to be quick, though, because he tends, when sober, to revisit and perfect the deathless prose for posterity.
You can count the bottles of Pimms that way…
Tee hee!
He’s fixed it!
Apart from the surname.
I will make a statment to the house at 14.30 about this
take some time off hun, the typing is clearly getting to you.
Hello Sarah
Your twitter has gone dead…
Has he been sectioned ?
We prefer the term “mental vacation”.
Why bother, you are yesterday’s man
I dinnae care. She’s the gal for me
Why do jocks go for fat women?
It’s kinda cold up there.
It’s an indication that she can cook mince, tatties and deep-fried mars bars just like mammy used to.
Its a shame really , I kinda like the woman
Michael? Is that you?
He posts on here so often, I suspect he must be in some sort of care.
“Taxi for Abbott.”
I’m not into politics, but nice blog though
Spam alert.
You’re only six years late to the party.
Find an honest MP in your area!
“All very well accept the number he was given was a parliamentary one…”
Typo !
Ricard 45 doing its evil work.
That is a fancy liquor!
In her own mind, she feels like she doesn’t have to follow the rules. She considers herself so disadvantaged that she is allowed to use tax payer funded facilities for her campaign.
She is the token candidate on almost every level- female, black, fat, single parent. This means that in her mind she can do whatever she wants and justify it.
She’s doing this for all those people in society who are in the same boat as she is, struggling to get by on an MP’s salary and expenses. Life’s tough for her, so she makes up her own rules.
I think that just about sums it up – for her and, indeed for a lot of the labour apparatchik. Rules are for “other people”.
In Balls we Trust
Could you really trust a man called “Balls”?
Can we call her a fatty ?
Phat booty is, I believe, the current idiom.
It wasn’t Brown, it was Balls!
Hi , My loyal supporters
1 , Free vuvuzelas for all voters and this will create jobs
2 , A naked picture of my lovely wife
3 , A free copy of Gordons book on saving the world
4 , The public flogging of Tony Blair
5 , And a promise to end boom and bust
Vote for me , Only my policies will get the UK working again .
Love Ed xx
Reply
You’re still running for LEADER? Correct?
I will not vote for you Ed B unless you change item 2 to read:-
A picture of my naked wife.
cor yeah . . . . cor!
and will she have her clothes orf?
and be in them posies ?
cor!!
LOL anon, I’m not not these naked pictures either.
This thing keeps running through my head
BOOM AND BUST
BOOM AND BUST…
BOOOOOM AND BUST…
Are you at one of Guido’s Rave Parties Gordo ?
Four by itself would convince me!
Abbott has not got a hope in hell of winning the leadership whether she breaks the rules or not.
Guidos’ passim. I have never spoken to you in the past why would I speak to you now?
(Emily will explain it!)
She is a Fiddler !
So was I.
Throw her off the roof.
You know of a roof strong enough to hold her?
Loading might be a bit close to spec…
http://www.seads.com/http/survival/fallout-shelter2_files/fallout-shelter-5.jpg
devious by nature
Horse shit
I’m making a comeback
Watch out…
After this item on Diane Abbott’s election campaign, can we have a piece on Blackpool’s bid for the Premiership title?
That’s not sarcasm, is it Sir W?
Licky licky licky.
^Thicky thicky thicky.
^Tatty Tatty Tatty
Check Guido’s archive you lazy fucking spaz.
I await your apology.
Theres nothing like coming in a fluffy duster while nibbling a hob nob.
I like a rug myself.
BTW – anyone know where MH is or what the fuck he’s up to?
PS – to all tapping twattys – MH is what I call my … my … my … O never mind!
How about having a wank in your pot noodle?
Diane’s Dialling Dilema?
Has she been dialling 999 again because she has lost her slippers? Tsk!
Can you expand on, ‘handles her media concerning her job as MP’ ? Does that mean the tax payer has to pay for all 640 of the fuckers to issue puff pieces ? How many share a PR drone, or do you only get access to one if you are particularly disadvantaged like our Diane ?
Do Mps serve any purpose now ?
They are “represented” by teams of spinners, goffers and bag carriers…
Do they do anything and represent anything themselves ?
Of course they serve a purpose. Without them what would Guido have left to fill his blog?
So they have just become punching bags ?
That explains why there are so many gay MPs I suppose…
They must all be masochist…
Highly paid fiddling masochists,it makes it all worthwhile
You are only picking on her because she is black .
Mr Fawkes you are a racist
Is it cos I is balck?
Ask Fawkes if he would fuck Naomi Campbell.
NOONE expects to fuck NC – like going to bed with a bike!
She liked Mike Tyson…
..and Robert De Niro is still waiting
But what was Charles Taylor paying for with a bag of diamonds ? And was it worth it ?
Or just a bit of rough, uncut and bloody ?
“Like throwing a sausage up Regent Street”.
nasty you know that would offend us
What if it was a goat sausage?
God…the very thought is enough to put you off sex forever.
Shout between her legs and there is one hell of an echo..echo…echo!!!
Wacist you mean
Please pronounce it like Blinky Balls and the children do
It is politically correct…
What’s wrong with being racy?
I would give NC a Pearl Neckless
I can only look on with awe and loathing
7 away
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
My 500 tree’s are coming along nicely,thanks taxpayers for the 87 grand.
We’re saved!
SAVED! I tells ‘eee.
Them trees’ll make luverly firewood
And what have you done with the duck house FFS?
Sorry Viggers is the duck house, not Steen…
Steen thinks his house is like “Balmoral”…
Another nutter…
Thinks he’s really made it…
Hired a tranny at the weekend and took the rest of my 2000 grands worth of furniture to my flat that I had delivered to my mums.
ODD
I normaly just f uck a tranny when I hire one
Didn’t you also admit to fancying liz MacDonald off Coronation street?
I would:
http://just-in-hose.blogspot.com/2009/10/beverly-callard-adjusting-her-hose.html
Phwwwoooooaaarr!
less dressed
http://www.full-monte.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Adjusting-the-greywater-irrigation-system.jpg
Aaaaarrgghhhhhh!
Did he/she look like one of the ones from the paper towel adverts?
Funny that I did the same with my 2 grands worth but took it the opposite direction,we could have gone halfy halfy on the hire.
its fine I claimed it in the non published members expenses book
ps. I said to Dave cameron.you ignore my claim for a tranny van and I’ll keep quiet about your tranny man.
7 away
Ho hum
Can someone tell me whether Jim Garner is a real person ?
Standing for the Leadership of the Labour Party ?
WIth ads on this blog ?
And knocked out of the race already ? WTF is going on ?
dont know , i aint clicking on a labour link
Guido should tell us how much he is forking out ,been on for months now.
He’s been on for months yes
And he’s already out of the race
For WTF is happening ?
Or is it a Guido plant ?
I thought “knocked out ” was a modded phrase.
Its lovely seeing yourself from different angles in four 300 quid mirrors.Thank you my public
I’m off home to have a nice pot of riiiiiice aaaaaand peeeeeea. Here’s my taxi receipt for £563,247. I have nothing more to say.
That’s close to the figure we claimed without ever going to London
portillo’s face thoughout – priceless.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Mia Farrow CIA
scroll down for Ronnie Kray’s secret son.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1301018/The-new-Tory-Treasurer-blonde-snap-hed-party-grandees-didnt-see.html
After Ashcroft it does seem extraordinary that Cammo should choose this guy..
Is there not a no onshore taxpayer who can act as Tory Treasurer..?
Are there any onshore Tories left ?
And what happend to that Hedgie who was Tory Treasurer and a partner of Cash for Perrages Levy ???!
Gordon rang me in the middle of the night and began singing the Diana Ross song I’m Coming Out but only managed one verse before the phone was taken off him by someone. Then all I could hear was a scuffle, Brown screaming “I’m prime minister” and someone yelling “Get the doctor.”
That explains why Sarah’s tweet has gone dead then…
Join the do as you fucking like party.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&gid=248072394309
My flange has dry rot.
Put it on expenses.
Is that all ?
And how are the hanging baskets Margret? And the caravan used for Foreign Office official functions ? I hope that’s still sparkling…
Labour leadership race ? I think you are bonkers Guido , I am still Prime minster .
I suggest you see a doctor .
Dianne’s message service..
The robotic, sat nav voice messanger says
If you are a Labour Mp and wish to vote in the leadership campaign,press 1.. [1]
You have selected ‘vote in election. … if you wish to vote for Dianne Abbott, press [5].
You have pressed..five… Are you sure that is correct… press # for yes and * for no. [#]
You have selected yes. ..Are you sure? I mean, you haven’t pressed it but accident or anything? [*]
really? I mean really? You don’t think its a waste of a vote just pandering to pure tokenism? [*]
Well ..Its your vote.. don’t let me in-flu-ence you.. I suppose its better than voting Bur-nham, but not by much.
Thank you
The tally for Di-anne Ab-bot so far is…. one.
[click ...brrrrrrrrr]
Like it Mr Quango – very good indeed!
Mrs Miliband is supporting Abbott, cos she suspects one of her sons is a torturer. She remembers all those chinese burns he gave her many years ago and shudders. She secretly hopes Ed will win.
Vote for me.
Evening all. Got a problem with middle class antisocials here in Dock Green. These class enemies are all the same. Running dogs of capitalism the Sarge calls ‘em.
2 mph over the limit and they get the gulag in my book. You can buy the book, Das Kapital by K.Marx published by Fabian Press. Join the force and you get a copy free.
Mind how you go.
Shouldn’t you be at the green policing and diversity awareness seminar?
Started hours ago. Its in the room next to the ‘experiencing trauma over moaty’ support group.
Give him a break, Bill, he’s got to arrest a pensioner for saying ‘boo’ to a young hoodie who was expressing the sociatal victimhood he felt by breaking said pensioner’s windows. We can’t have people taking the law into their own hands and defending their property, now, can we? Especially not if they’re middle class.
There are laws?
Yes. About speeding, for example. Only the middle class do it, though.
Who wants to see my beef curtains?
MINDBLEACH!
Leo Beckett and Muddy Waters in 12/8 time sing;
Gimme those ole beef curtains
I got the beef curtain blues
Woke up this morning
was feeling kinda dead
The caravan’s new awning
didn’t cover the damp bed
Looked over to the missus
naked as a whore
she’s open to abuses
and showing her back door
Gimme those ole beef curtains
I got the beef curtain blues
My morning wood’s a goodun
though it won’t last for long
it wants some fanny fun
if a fanny wants a dong
I really need to move her
I make to turn her fast
but Margaret can’t be bovvered
So I take her in the arse
Gimme those ole beef curtains
I got the beef curtain blues
So, after even more evidence of MPs lying, cheating and abusing the trust of the population, is there any point in complaining or should we just put up with it? O maybe invite them round for a cuppa? FFS where’s the revolution?????
Guido
I think you are being unkind about Diane…
She needs all our help poor thing…
Like Blinky….
These waifs and strays should be picked up by the Battersea Dogs Home…
They have clearly lost their way…
Like their Parteh…
I thought the Battersea Dogs Home had been putting 30% if their inmates down.
Nick says I had a dud tip.
right having argument with a leftie , is the B&p a right wing or left wing party ?
Give it a couple of years and it will be centre. And mainstream!
Left wing for sure.
Then why do the media insist on calling them right wing ?
because the meedja are left wing fascists
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_National_Party
Don’t forget, rules are like pie-crusts…..made to be broken!!!!
Or Eaten
no reward for failure ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1301468/Golden-payoff-Treasury-minister-claimed-money-left.html
It was all within the rules
Labour ran a £ 2 trillion Ponzi scheme
And their Treasury Minsiters paid themselves off before the other creditors…
Even Madoff did not do that…
ANOTHER witness just contradicted Naomi Huntbell’s testimony! That bitch is going down!
Hello Big Boy!
OT but taking up yesterdays theme about the evil tories plotting to take the milk away from the kidz.
Surely all Labour need to do now is produce the historic statistics of all the infant deaths and suchlike which followed the evil Thatcher Thatchers milk snatchers policy in the 1970′s.
You do have those stats dont you Ed….Ed ?
I have nothing more to say Andrew
All very well accept the number he was given was a parliamentary one…
It’s “except”.
Had to laf at sum PR bloke on SKY doing an interview on behalf of the Fragrant Ms Campbell and being at pains to tell us that her appearance at the war crimes trial would not damage her reputation. WTF WAS HE ON THEN ?
Off topic, but what the heck.
It seems that Chris Huhne has been talking to people who actually know what they’re talking about with regard to the UK’s future electricity supplies. Apparently, when he was telling us all before the election that we didn’t really need nuclear power, he was ‘misunderstood’.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/davidhughes/100050057/how-could-we-possibly-have-thought-chris-huhne-was-anti-nuclear/
Let’s hope for the nation’s sake that he carries on listening to people telling truths, and not to the blinkered loonies he was pandering to before the election.
Engineer
Even with nuclear the lights will start going out in Britain in about 2014
We have discussed this before…
Labour’s energy policy was non-existent…and totally irresponsible..starting with Ed Milliband blind geek…
And the Lib Dem policy loony as you say…
But there will still be an electricity shortfall soon
I suspect that we will end up begging the EU for an extension to the lives of the coal-fired stations we’re supposed to shut down on environmental grounds in (I think) 2015. (We should, of course, just tell the EU to piss off and mind it’s own business, but it won’t happen.) We could obviate that by building some replacement coal-fired stations now – construction of Kingsnorth should be resumed asap, for example, forgetting the rather risible carbon-capture stuff.
Suspect such things will happen, but it’ll be interesting to see how the gummint wraps up or spins the announcements to try and wrong-foot the greenies.
Parliament has neither a desire nor the capacity for promoting the interests of the British people.
If you examine the Lib/Lab/Con core policies from a British perspective, they are not just treacherous but insane.
Catch-22, however, dictates that rational discussion is permitted on only policies that are not demonstrably mad.
I’ve yet to see anybody here defend Cameron’s ring-fenced and ever-growing foreign aid budget (currently of £7 billion and change) except to state, as though it were carved in holy stone, that it’s a must and we absolutely have to borrow it to give it away again.
You certainly won’t find a clincher in the risible propaganda on the Tories’ own website.
England about to win , Need 1 run to win , Both Strauss and Trott both p[ass fiftys
We did it g.f.m. Sweet or what?!
But Gordon Brown warned us all about this
Government announces 30 per cent population cuts
http://www.thenewsgrind.com
The Liberal-Conservative coalition government has announced swingeing cuts in the UK’s population, revealing that up to 30 per cent of UK citizens wil
Ha ha. Campbell’s been exposed as a fucking liar. First Mia Farrow, now whoever this woman is who’s testifying, have both dismantled Campbell’s bullshit story.
I took a HUGE diamond…but it was in Uganda was it not ?….
Ha ha – the story about giving a few little diamonds to a Nelson Mandela charity was bollox. Has anybody ever known a black do anything decent.
Viv Richards wasnt a bad bloke
Lenny Henry never had the good grace to quit his risible attempts at humour. He even married that fat cow Dawn to advance his ‘career’.
Was he the first ‘token’?
What about Ainsley as a token chef?
A risible attempt at humour would be a successful one?
She has a mouth like an over-developed sink plunger and a haircut that was done for a bet. Not nice at all.
Why does N Campbell’s mouth have all the attractiveness of a sink plunger? And was that haircut done for a bet??
Sorry, fuddled up my mucking posts – moniker missing so I re-sent, thinking it wouldn’t make it….
Hmm, bet she can suck golfballs through a garden hose
When she opens her enomous gob her head looks like her big fat twat.
Surprised if anyone rings Diane Abbott.
If 42 is the answer, What is the question ?
You’re not going to like it….
1} what was the number of days that ex-prime minister Gordon Brown insisted was the necessary amount to detain a suspect without charge for.
Or possibly what is the real average tax rate of a basic rate taxpayer.
or
How many anti social offences are required to be amassed to even think about charging a hoodie.
or
what speed would a middle class driver need to be doing in a 40 mile zone to be arrested and held for up to 42 days.{see 1. above}
Bill, I like you!
Is it the number of seconds a new mp will last before succumbing to the trough ?
You is all being well racialist about us.
I’m in deep shit.
I have wrote 253,657 words now. I know because I have counted them all. Now Mr Simon and Mr Shyster say I have to put them all in order so that they MAKE SENSE but I say they are clever publishers and it is there job like Mr Whelan and Mr Draper did before. I like my medication. It makes me feel happy.
who are you again ?
No taxi for Broon, he can fucking walk!!
Taylor’s defence lawyer, Griffiths, is a fucking disgrace. He’s harassing and shouting at the witness.
No lessons learnt.
Time to get out the pillories and put them in front of Westminster.
Kiss my bootyhole.
The judge is a fucking disgrace too.
Gudio
Re your piece on council housing yesterday..
I found this on wiki re Bob Crow, Communist trade union leader of the RM
“Personal life
Despite his very high salary (£ 103,000) he lives in a publicly subsidised housing association property in Woodford, Greater London with partner Nicola Hoarau and they have a daughter (born August 1993).. ”
Kick the bastard out of his subsidised housing
It is overpaid scum like this who stop poor people from getting any housing at all…what hypocrisy…and scrounging…like the Udders…
Cook should be dropped
Almost all the England team were dropped at one time or another. The Pakistanis need to get their act together.
About half of them are south africans
She is not so different to that last Dianne, is she? Off her trolley, obsessed with ego and some people appear to instinctively like her. Has Mohammed al Fayed got another son? Yes?
Too true Schrodinger – both full of themselves and both highly over-rated [God rest their souls - both of them!].
Anticipation can be a real treat ….
Blood Diamond night
http://www.facebook.com/jeanna.ridout#!/album.php?aid=247175&id=531620742&ref=mf
Why is this not tagged Totty watch ?
Vomity watch, more like.
Fatter than Pickles and Presclott.
Please dont forget i am a utter hoon .
Yes. He owns six, is it, properties paid for by you?
If that’s the definition of a hoon, where do i apply to join?
Is there anything about this vile woman that is commendable?
Anyone?
Shes not Gordon Brown ?
….er….she went to school with Michael Portillo? No, fair enough.
Not really.
Er … No ….buggered if I can think of anything!!
“Guido was following up, what turned out to be, a dud tip-off”
Why start now?
I’m laughing all the way to the bank.
So are 650 MP’s, their spads, corporate backers, lobbyists, quango appointees,brown envelope stuffers and all their families.
Is the Times fucked yet?
its great to be the 200th comment
And the 300th and the 400th and all the other little numbers in between.
New thread:
http://bit.ly/c59vx1“
Don’t knock Diane so much. She is pure entertainment. I love the way she looks for the answers written on the ceiling.
I have nothing more to say.
Plse plse plse surely a prat like her is not going to finish up in the Lords? What have we come too?
Where have we got to more like Yarne. Can any-one remember when the ‘great’ in Great Britain meant something?
Does my bum look big in Stoke Newington?
Are we alliwed to give Diabolical Diane all this stick? Will we be arrested for r*c*al something or other or just called white trash bigots.
My campaign headquarters are kindly housed by one of the trade unions supporting me and the address is
ASLEF
9 Arkwright Road
Hampstead
London
NW3 6AB
It is staffed by a team of volunteers.
There is no telephone number on the website, but it says clearly how you can contact the campaign by email.
If you email parliamentary staff about campaign matters you are directed to the campaign email.
Guido does not say who told him to contact the parliamentary office, but it was not anybody connected with the campaign.
I’d ‘go to the wall’ for my kids.
They’re all educated at a very decent State school.
Black=Bent.
Black mothers go to the wall for their kids! One thing is certain, they don’t go to work for em, nor do their lazy fucking fathers.
A waste of oxygen all of em.
Gordon cos he’s a ‘jock’ now Diane cos she’s black,
Must be great being a naziesque blogger
It is. It must be awful being a sanctimonious holier than thou Labour voting hypocritical arsewipe like you.
What is all the fuss about not really sure i understand this!