August 9th, 2010

Diane’s Dialling Dilemma

Guido was following up, what turned out to be, a dud tip-off last week that gave him reason to put a call into the Abbott campaign. Or at least try to. It turns out it’s quite hard to find any contact information on her website, in fact there are no details. After a quick ring around, the consensus was that the person he needed to talk to was Sally Scott, who handles Diane’s media. All very well except the number he was given was a parliamentary one…

Abbott has barely raised any money for her campaign, but that does not give her an excuse to flout the very clear rules that state you cannot use your parliamentary office, phone lines or staff hours for campaigning in an internal party election. Abbott’s website for her constituents states Scott handles her media concerning her job as an MP. She is breaking the rules if there is no defined crossover. Guido cannot see how his chat on Friday, about Andy Burnham, with a publicly funded spinner, Sally Scott, could have aided Abbot’s constituents in Hackney in any way.


  1. 1
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Its Balls i am backing

  2. 2
    hmmmm.... says:

    tops up belly wobble

  3. 3
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    In other words , she is no better than The rest of em

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  5. 5
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who does not spin for Diane

  6. 6
    Ed Balls for Shadow Chancellor says:

    Welcome to the taxi cab, plenty of space.

  7. 7
    Arthur Pedant says:

    End of first paragraph, it should say “all very well EXCEPT”.

  8. 8
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will make a statment to the house at 14.30 about this

  9. 9
    Sarah Brown says:

    take some time off hun, the typing is clearly getting to you.

  10. 10
    Yvette Cooper says:

    I’m Yvette Cooper and i’m married to a moron.

  11. 11
    University of Gorbals South says:

    I dinnae care. She’s the gal for me

  12. 12
    Georgie Porgie says:

    We are all in this together.

  13. 13
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Its a shame really , I kinda like the woman

  14. 14
    Chris says:

    Geoff Hoon is a cuпt.

  15. 15
    Mr. Skill says:

    I’m not into politics, but nice blog though

  16. 16
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    “All very well accept the number he was given was a parliamentary one…”

    Typo !

  17. 17
    M H says:

    In her own mind, she feels like she doesn’t have to follow the rules. She considers herself so disadvantaged that she is allowed to use tax payer funded facilities for her campaign.

    She is the token candidate on almost every level- female, black, fat, single parent. This means that in her mind she can do whatever she wants and justify it.

    She’s doing this for all those people in society who are in the same boat as she is, struggling to get by on an MP’s salary and expenses. Life’s tough for her, so she makes up her own rules.

  18. 18
    I like gold says:

    I like gold

  19. 19
    Andrew Neil says:

    Michael? Is that you?

  20. 20
    BirdLover says:

    In Balls we Trust

  21. 21
    Roy Hattersley says:

    That’s my nickname!

  22. 22
    mr skull says:

    Spam alert.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    You’re only six years late to the party.

  24. 24
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Can we call her a fatty ?

  25. 25
    Michael Heseltine says:

    It wasn’t Brown, it was Balls!

  26. 26
    Ed Balls says:

    Hi , My loyal supporters

    1 , Free vuvuzelas for all voters and this will create jobs

    2 , A naked picture of my lovely wife

    3 , A free copy of Gordons book on saving the world

    4 , The public flogging of Tony Blair

    5 , And a promise to end boom and bust

    Vote for me , Only my policies will get the UK working again .

    Love Ed xx


  27. 27
    Yvette Cooper says:

    You’re still running for LEADER? Correct?

  28. 28
    JL says:

    I think that just about sums it up – for her and, indeed for a lot of the labour apparatchik. Rules are for “other people”.

  29. 29
    Faith is a fine invention says:

    Abbott has not got a hope in hell of winning the leadership whether she breaks the rules or not.

  30. 30
    Ed Balls says:

    She is a Fiddler !

  31. 31
    going slowly mental says:

    He posts on here so often, I suspect he must be in some sort of care.

  32. 32
    Honest Fatty says:

    devious by nature

  33. 33
    David Heathcoat-Amory’s gardener says:

    Horse shit

  34. 34
    Sir William Waad says:

    After this item on Diane Abbott’s election campaign, can we have a piece on Blackpool’s bid for the Premiership title?

  35. 35
    Chris Huhne says:

    Theres nothing like coming in a fluffy duster while nibbling a hob nob.

  36. 36
    Spoon bender says:

    Diane’s Dialling Dilema?
    Has she been dialling 999 again because she has lost her slippers? Tsk!

  37. 37
    Yehudi Menuhin (Decead says:

    So was I.

  38. 38
    Backwoodsman says:

    Can you expand on, ‘handles her media concerning her job as MP’ ? Does that mean the tax payer has to pay for all 640 of the fuckers to issue puff pieces ? How many share a PR drone, or do you only get access to one if you are particularly disadvantaged like our Diane ?

  39. 39
    Labour party spokeperson says:

    You are only picking on her because she is black .

    Mr Fawkes you are a racist

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Have you only just realised that GF Mental?

  41. 41
    albacore says:

    O dear, A P, do keep up.
    Fawkes throws in these faux pas all the time to check who’s paying attention.
    If you look very carefully, you may spot (or not) a missing word, too, plus variations in surnames.
    You’ll have to be quick, though, because he tends, when sober, to revisit and perfect the deathless prose for posterity.

  42. 42
    Not rich enough – or on enough benefits – to be a SoShallyst, says:

    I can only look on with awe and loathing

  43. 43
    WWF Smackdown says:

    7 away

  44. 44
    Rendition, Torture & War Apologist, David Miliband says:


  45. 45
    Mzzzzz. D. A. Bot says:

    Is it cos I is balck?

  46. 46
    Anthony Steen says:

    My 500 tree’s are coming along nicely,thanks taxpayers for the 87 grand.

  47. 47

    That’s not sarcasm, is it Sir W?

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Chris,you’ve got it wrong! Your description of Hoon implies that he is useful.

  49. 49
    The Klan says:

    Ask Fawkes if he would fuck Naomi Campbell.

  50. 50
    Roy Spittersely says:

    I was born before Nye Bevan…

    I am a friend of Gordon Brown…

    And we have always been wrong…

  51. 51
    FT Correspondent says:

    Hello Sarah

    Your twitter has gone dead…

    Has he been sectioned ?

  52. 52
    Sarah Twat, the Twitty Totty says:

    I like a rug myself.

    BTW – anyone know where MH is or what the fuck he’s up to?

    PS – to all tapping twattys – MH is what I call my … my … my … O never mind!

  53. 53
    Robert Syms says:

    Hired a tranny at the weekend and took the rest of my 2000 grands worth of furniture to my flat that I had delivered to my mums.

  54. 54
    FT Correspondent says:

    Do Mps serve any purpose now ?

    They are “represented” by teams of spinners, goffers and bag carriers…

    Do they do anything and represent anything themselves ?

  55. 55
    Believer in Gorbals Warming, Climactic Changes, and all New Age hocus pocus says:

    We’re saved!

    SAVED! I tells ‘eee.

    Them trees’ll make luverly firewood

  56. 56
    Jack says:

    And what have you done with the duck house FFS?

  57. 57
    The Inquisition says:

    NOONE expects to fuck NC – like going to bed with a bike!

  58. 58
    foul play says:

    7 away

  59. 59
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Also a friend of Dorothy

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    I will not vote for you Ed B unless you change item 2 to read:-
    A picture of my naked wife.

  61. 61
    Jack says:

    Sorry Viggers is the duck house, not Steen…

    Steen thinks his house is like “Balmoral”…

    Another nutter…

    Thinks he’s really made it…

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Throw her off the roof.

  63. 63
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    One can only hope ?

  64. 64
    A Lecherous bastard says:

    cor yeah . . . . cor!

    and will she have her clothes orf?

    and be in them posies ?


  65. 65
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I normaly just f uck a tranny when I hire one

  66. 66
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Ho hum

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Of course they serve a purpose. Without them what would Guido have left to fill his blog?

  68. 68
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Did he/she look like one of the ones from the paper towel adverts?

  69. 69
    Ed Vaizey says:

    Funny that I did the same with my 2 grands worth but took it the opposite direction,we could have gone halfy halfy on the hire.

  70. 70
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Didn’t you also admit to fancying liz MacDonald off Coronation street?

  71. 71
    dud tit I am following says:

    Guido backs Balls for the Leadershi.. shit he’s going to come in last now

  72. 72
    Bob says:

    Can someone tell me whether Jim Garner is a real person ?

    Standing for the Leadership of the Labour Party ?

    WIth ads on this blog ?

    And knocked out of the race already ? WTF is going on ?

  73. 73
    Richard Younger-Ross says:

    Its lovely seeing yourself from different angles in four 300 quid mirrors.Thank you my public

  74. 74
    Die Ann Fat Bot says:

    I’m off home to have a nice pot of riiiiiice aaaaaand peeeeeea. Here’s my taxi receipt for £563,247. I have nothing more to say.

  75. 75
    Bob says:

    She liked Mike Tyson…

  76. 76
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    dont know , i aint clicking on a labour link

  77. 77
    Bottomless Pockets Watch says:

    Guido should tell us how much he is forking out ,been on for months now.

  78. 78
    FT Correspondent says:

    So they have just become punching bags ?

    That explains why there are so many gay MPs I suppose…

    They must all be masochist…

  79. 79
    Gerry o the North says:

    That’s close to the figure we claimed without ever going to London

  80. 80
    Windowlicker beanpie frenzy says:

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  81. 81
    Hunting David says:

    I’m making a comeback

    Watch out…

  82. 82
    Bad assets says:

    Mia Farrow CIA

  83. 83
    Mad Gordo says:

    This thing keeps running through my head




  84. 84
    Mrs Terticules says:

    I was the worst Chief Secretary to the Treasury in British History

    But I’m going to be “Shadow” Chancellor

    Some Shadow…

  85. 85
  86. 86
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    Gordon rang me in the middle of the night and began singing the Diana Ross song I’m Coming Out but only managed one verse before the phone was taken off him by someone. Then all I could hear was a scuffle, Brown screaming “I’m prime minister” and someone yelling “Get the doctor.”

  87. 87
    New Balls Spin Doctor (Whelan has turned his coat) says:


    Very unfortuneate side effect…

    But rather amusing…

    The Zanu Labour Party is deeply influenced by Guido you see…

  88. 88
    Burp,fart,slurp says:

    Join the do as you fucking like party.

  89. 89
    Piggy apologist says:

    or Guido has the foresight of someone who lost £500 thinking David Laws wouldn’t get sacked

  90. 90
    New Balls Spin Doctor (Whelan has turned his coat) says:

    After Ashcroft it does seem extraordinary that Cammo should choose this guy..

    Is there not a no onshore taxpayer who can act as Tory Treasurer..?

    Are there any onshore Tories left ?

    And what happend to that Hedgie who was Tory Treasurer and a partner of Cash for Perrages Levy ???!

  91. 91
    BT Technician says:

    That explains why Sarah’s tweet has gone dead then…

  92. 92
    Margaret Moran says:

    My flange has dry rot.

  93. 93
    Roger Daley says:

    ..and Robert De Niro is still waiting

  94. 94
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    You know of a roof strong enough to hold her?

  95. 95
  96. 96
    Medicine Man says:

    I’m sending rain

  97. 97
    Gordon Brown says:

    Labour leadership race ? I think you are bonkers Guido , I am still Prime minster .

    I suggest you see a doctor .

  98. 98

    Dianne’s message service..

    The robotic, sat nav voice messanger says

    If you are a Labour Mp and wish to vote in the leadership campaign,press 1.. [1]
    You have selected ‘vote in election. … if you wish to vote for Dianne Abbott, press [5].

    You have pressed..five… Are you sure that is correct… press # for yes and * for no. [#]
    You have selected yes. ..Are you sure? I mean, you haven’t pressed it but accident or anything? [*]
    really? I mean really? You don’t think its a waste of a vote just pandering to pure tokenism? [*]

    Well ..Its your vote.. don’t let me in-flu-ence you.. I suppose its better than voting Bur-nham, but not by much.
    Thank you

    The tally for Di-anne Ab-bot so far is…. one.
    [click …brrrrrrrrr]

  99. 99
    IMP says:

    Mrs Miliband is supporting Abbott, cos she suspects one of her sons is a torturer. She remembers all those chinese burns he gave her many years ago and shudders. She secretly hopes Ed will win.

  100. 100
    Moaty says:

    Vote for me.

  101. 101
    Dixon says:

    Evening all. Got a problem with middle class antisocials here in Dock Green. These class enemies are all the same. Running dogs of capitalism the Sarge calls ‘em.
    2 mph over the limit and they get the gulag in my book. You can buy the book, Das Kapital by K.Marx published by Fabian Press. Join the force and you get a copy free.

    Mind how you go.

  102. 102
    Margaret Beckett says:

    Who wants to see my beef curtains?

  103. 103
    concrete sump says:

    Licky licky licky.

  104. 104
    PissedOffVoter says:

    So, after even more evidence of MPs lying, cheating and abusing the trust of the population, is there any point in complaining or should we just put up with it? O maybe invite them round for a cuppa? FFS where’s the revolution?????

  105. 105

    Shouldn’t you be at the green policing and diversity awareness seminar?
    Started hours ago. Its in the room next to the ‘experiencing trauma over moaty’ support group.

  106. 106
    Mrs Gucci Kinnock says:


    I think you are being unkind about Diane…

    She needs all our help poor thing…

    Like Blinky….

    These waifs and strays should be picked up by the Battersea Dogs Home…

    They have clearly lost their way…

    Like their Parteh…

  107. 107
    Karyan says:

    Highly paid fiddling masochists,it makes it all worthwhile

  108. 108
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    Nick says I had a dud tip.

  109. 109

    Put it on expenses.

  110. 110
    Mrs Gucci Kinnock says:

    Is that all ?

    And how are the hanging baskets Margret? And the caravan used for Foreign Office official functions ? I hope that’s still sparkling…

  111. 111
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    right having argument with a leftie , is the B&p a right wing or left wing party ?

  112. 112
    Rentaquote says:

    “Like throwing a sausage up Regent Street”.

  113. 113
    Bob says:

    He’s been on for months yes

    And he’s already out of the race

    For WTF is happening ?

    Or is it a Guido plant ?

  114. 114

    Ricard 45 doing its evil work.

  115. 115
    Bob says:

    Are you at one of Guido’s Rave Parties Gordo ?

  116. 116

    I thought “knocked out ” was a modded phrase.

  117. 117
    Urghh!!! says:


  118. 118
    regent st muzzees says:

    nasty you know that would offend us

  119. 119
    Bob says:

    You can count the bottles of Pimms that way…

  120. 120
    Kered says:

    Don’t forget, rules are like pie-crusts…..made to be broken!!!!

  121. 121
    More your style says:

    less dressed

  122. 122
    Robert Syms says:

    its fine I claimed it in the non published members expenses book

  123. 123
    Bob says:

    Is that an FF cup I see ?

  124. 124
    Robert Syms says:

    ps. I said to Dave ignore my claim for a tranny van and I’ll keep quiet about your tranny man.

  125. 125
    Bob says:

    Wacist you mean

    Please pronounce it like Blinky Balls and the children do

    It is politically correct…

  126. 126
  127. 127

    ^Thicky thicky thicky.

  128. 128
    Fuck Naomi Cuntbell says:

    ANOTHER witness just contradicted Naomi Huntbell’s testimony! That bitch is going down!

  129. 129
    More Bollox from Liebore says:

    OT but taking up yesterdays theme about the evil tories plotting to take the milk away from the kidz.

    Surely all Labour need to do now is produce the historic statistics of all the infant deaths and suchlike which followed the evil Thatcher Thatchers milk snatchers policy in the 1970’s.

    You do have those stats dont you Ed….Ed ?

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    I have nothing more to say Andrew

  131. 131
    Baron Prescott of privillege says:

    Or Eaten

  132. 132


  133. 133
    Fuck the Muzzies says:

    Give it a couple of years and it will be centre. And mainstream!

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Left wing for sure.

  135. 135
    Pedant says:

    All very well accept the number he was given was a parliamentary one…

    It’s “except”.

  136. 136
    An MP says:

    It was all within the rules

  137. 137
  138. 138
    drug addict says:

    ^Tatty Tatty Tatty

  139. 139
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Then why do the media insist on calling them right wing ?

  140. 140
    They think we are daft says:

    Had to laf at sum PR bloke on SKY doing an interview on behalf of the Fragrant Ms Campbell and being at pains to tell us that her appearance at the war crimes trial would not damage her reputation. WTF WAS HE ON THEN ?

  141. 141
    Engineer says:

    Off topic, but what the heck.

    It seems that Chris Huhne has been talking to people who actually know what they’re talking about with regard to the UK’s future electricity supplies. Apparently, when he was telling us all before the election that we didn’t really need nuclear power, he was ‘misunderstood’.

    Let’s hope for the nation’s sake that he carries on listening to people telling truths, and not to the blinkered loonies he was pandering to before the election.

  142. 142
    it was all within the rules says:

  143. 143
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    England about to win , Need 1 run to win , Both Strauss and Trott both p[ass fiftys

  144. 144
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    But Gordon Brown warned us all about this

    Government announces 30 per cent population cuts
    The Liberal-Conservative coalition government has announced swingeing cuts in the UK’s population, revealing that up to 30 per cent of UK citizens wil

  145. 145
    Bob says:

    Labour ran a £ 2 trillion Ponzi scheme

    And their Treasury Minsiters paid themselves off before the other creditors…

    Even Madoff did not do that…

  146. 146

    Check Guido’s archive you lazy fucking spaz.

    I await your apology.

  147. 147
    Engineer says:

    Give him a break, Bill, he’s got to arrest a pensioner for saying ‘boo’ to a young hoodie who was expressing the sociatal victimhood he felt by breaking said pensioner’s windows. We can’t have people taking the law into their own hands and defending their property, now, can we? Especially not if they’re middle class.

  148. 148
    Yo says:

    Ha ha. Campbell’s been exposed as a fucking liar. First Mia Farrow, now whoever this woman is who’s testifying, have both dismantled Campbell’s bullshit story.

  149. 149
    MI5 says:


    Even with nuclear the lights will start going out in Britain in about 2014

    We have discussed this before…

    Labour’s energy policy was non-existent…and totally irresponsible..starting with Ed Milliband blind geek…

    And the Lib Dem policy loony as you say…

    But there will still be an electricity shortfall soon

  150. 150
    giant gonad says:

    Surprised if anyone rings Diane Abbott.

  151. 151
    Engineer says:

    What if it was a goat sausage?

  152. 152
    Naomi says:

    I took a HUGE diamond…but it was in Uganda was it not ?….

  153. 153
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    If 42 is the answer, What is the question ?

  154. 154
    The Naomi Campbell and Di Ann Fat Bot Coalition says:

    You is all being well racialist about us.

  155. 155
    Leo says:

    Leo Beckett and Muddy Waters in 12/8 time sing;

    Gimme those ole beef curtains
    I got the beef curtain blues

    Woke up this morning
    was feeling kinda dead
    The caravan’s new awning
    didn’t cover the damp bed

    Looked over to the missus
    naked as a whore
    she’s open to abuses
    and showing her back door

    Gimme those ole beef curtains
    I got the beef curtain blues

    My morning wood’s a goodun
    though it won’t last for long
    it wants some fanny fun
    if a fanny wants a dong

    I really need to move her
    I make to turn her fast
    but Margaret can’t be bovvered
    So I take her in the arse

    Gimme those ole beef curtains
    I got the beef curtain blues

  156. 156
    Smig says:

    Loading might be a bit close to spec…

  157. 157
    Mark Oaten says:

    I’m in deep shit.

  158. 158
    Blakey says:

    Ha ha – the story about giving a few little diamonds to a Nelson Mandela charity was bollox. Has anybody ever known a black do anything decent.

  159. 159
    Engineer says:

    I suspect that we will end up begging the EU for an extension to the lives of the coal-fired stations we’re supposed to shut down on environmental grounds in (I think) 2015. (We should, of course, just tell the EU to piss off and mind it’s own business, but it won’t happen.) We could obviate that by building some replacement coal-fired stations now – construction of Kingsnorth should be resumed asap, for example, forgetting the rather risible carbon-capture stuff.

    Suspect such things will happen, but it’ll be interesting to see how the gummint wraps up or spins the announcements to try and wrong-foot the greenies.

  160. 160
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Viv Richards wasnt a bad bloke

  161. 161
    Sir William Waad says:

    Yuh so mampi, how yuh nyam so much?

  162. 162
    Deep Thought says:

    You’re not going to like it….

  163. 163
    Yvette Cooper says:

    I am a moron.

  164. 164
    The Police says:

    There are laws?

  165. 165
    Nigel Tufnell says:

    What’s wrong with being racy?

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Why do jocks go for fat women?

  167. 167
    Equals and opposites attract says:

    because the meedja are left wing fascists

  168. 168
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have wrote 253,657 words now. I know because I have counted them all. Now Mr Simon and Mr Shyster say I have to put them all in order so that they MAKE SENSE but I say they are clever publishers and it is there job like Mr Whelan and Mr Draper did before. I like my medication. It makes me feel happy.

  169. 169
    the public says:

    who are you again ?

  170. 170

    1} what was the number of days that ex-prime minister Gordon Brown insisted was the necessary amount to detain a suspect without charge for.

    Or possibly what is the real average tax rate of a basic rate taxpayer.
    How many anti social offences are required to be amassed to even think about charging a hoodie.
    what speed would a middle class driver need to be doing in a 40 mile zone to be arrested and held for up to 42 days.{see 1. above}

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Lenny Henry never had the good grace to quit his risible attempts at humour. He even married that fat cow Dawn to advance his ‘career’.

    Was he the first ‘token’?

  172. 172
    Engineer says:

    Yes. About speeding, for example. Only the middle class do it, though.

  173. 173
    Yo says:

    Taylor’s defence lawyer, Griffiths, is a fucking disgrace. He’s harassing and shouting at the witness.

  174. 174
    Cassandrina says:

    No lessons learnt.
    Time to get out the pillories and put them in front of Westminster.

  175. 175
    Gordon Brown says:

    Kiss my bootyhole.

  176. 176
    Cassandrina says:

    What about Ainsley as a token chef?

  177. 177
    Yo says:

    The judge is a fucking disgrace too.

  178. 178
    M H says:

    “Taxi for Abbott.”

  179. 179
    MI5 says:


    Re your piece on council housing yesterday..

    I found this on wiki re Bob Crow, Communist trade union leader of the RM

    “Personal life
    Despite his very high salary (£ 103,000) he lives in a publicly subsidised housing association property in Woodford, Greater London with partner Nicola Hoarau and they have a daughter (born August 1993).. ”

    Kick the bastard out of his subsidised housing

    It is overpaid scum like this who stop poor people from getting any housing at all…what hypocrisy…and scrounging…like the Udders…

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    Engineer says:

    What makes you think Abbot isn’t really serious about wanting the job? What makes you think that she just wants the publicity that being a candidate brings?

  181. 181
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Cook should be dropped

  182. 182
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    She is not so different to that last Dianne, is she? Off her trolley, obsessed with ego and some people appear to instinctively like her. Has Mohammed al Fayed got another son? Yes?

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    Diane Abbott says:

    Why is this not tagged Totty watch ?

  185. 185
    Geoff Hoon says:

    Please dont forget i am a utter hoon .

  186. 186
    I hate New Labour says:

    Is there anything about this vile woman that is commendable?


  187. 187
    Sir William Waad says:

    A risible attempt at humour would be a successful one?

  188. 188
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Shes not Gordon Brown ?

  189. 189
    Catches win matches says:

    Almost all the England team were dropped at one time or another. The Pakistanis need to get their act together.

  190. 190
    Sir William Waad says:

    ….er….she went to school with Michael Portillo? No, fair enough.

  191. 191
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    About half of them are south africans

  192. 192
    Jimmy says:

    “Guido was following up, what turned out to be, a dud tip-off”

    Why start now?

  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    She has a mouth like an over-developed sink plunger and a haircut that was done for a bet. Not nice at all.

  194. 194
    Fat is fat, no two ways about it says:

    Vomity watch, more like.
    Fatter than Pickles and Presclott.

  195. 195
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    But what was Charles Taylor paying for with a bag of diamonds ? And was it worth it ?

    Or just a bit of rough, uncut and bloody ?

  196. 196
    Sarah Brown says:

    We prefer the term “mental vacation”.

  197. 197
    Charlie Whelan says:

    I’m laughing all the way to the bank.

  198. 198
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Is the Times fucked yet?

  199. 199
    albacore says:

    Tee hee!
    He’s fixed it!
    Apart from the surname.

  200. 200
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    its great to be the 200th comment

  201. 201
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Cogito, ego sum.

  202. 202
  203. 203
    albacore says:

    Parliament has neither a desire nor the capacity for promoting the interests of the British people.
    If you examine the Lib/Lab/Con core policies from a British perspective, they are not just treacherous but insane.
    Catch-22, however, dictates that rational discussion is permitted on only policies that are not demonstrably mad.
    I’ve yet to see anybody here defend Cameron’s ring-fenced and ever-growing foreign aid budget (currently of £7 billion and change) except to state, as though it were carved in holy stone, that it’s a must and we absolutely have to borrow it to give it away again.
    You certainly won’t find a clincher in the risible propaganda on the Tories’ own website.

  204. 204
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Find an honest MP in your area!

  205. 205
    It's only taxpayers money says:

    So are 650 MP’s, their spads, corporate backers, lobbyists, quango appointees,brown envelope stuffers and all their families.

  206. 206
    Turtle says:

    Don’t knock Diane so much. She is pure entertainment. I love the way she looks for the answers written on the ceiling.

    I have nothing more to say.

  207. 207
    It's only taxpayers money says:

    Yes. He owns six, is it, properties paid for by you?
    If that’s the definition of a hoon, where do i apply to join?

  208. 208
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    That is a fancy liquor!

  209. 209
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    It’s kinda cold up there.

  210. 210
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Phat booty is, I believe, the current idiom.

  211. 211
    streamfisher says:

    And the 300th and the 400th and all the other little numbers in between.

  212. 212
    Yarnefromhorsham says:

    Plse plse plse surely a prat like her is not going to finish up in the Lords? What have we come too?

  213. 213
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    How about having a wank in your pot noodle?

  214. 214
    Diane says:

    Does my bum look big in Stoke Newington?

  215. 215
    Lennon's Dog says:

    Like it Mr Quango – very good indeed!

  216. 216
    Doctor Mick says:


  217. 217
    Lennon's Dog says:

    We did it g.f.m. Sweet or what?!

  218. 218
    Lennon's Dog says:

    Bill, I like you!

  219. 219
    All Lib Dems are toss pots says:

    Too true Schrodinger – both full of themselves and both highly over-rated [God rest their souls – both of them!].

  220. 220
    All Lib Dems are toss pots says:

    Not really.

  221. 221
    All Lib Dems are toss pots says:

    Are we alliwed to give Diabolical Diane all this stick? Will we be arrested for r*c*al something or other or just called white trash bigots.

  222. 222
    shite for brains says:

    Where have we got to more like Yarne. Can any-one remember when the ‘great’ in Great Britain meant something?

  223. 223
    Alan Partridge says:

    portillo’s face thoughout – priceless.

  224. 224
    Hugh Janus says:

    Why does N Campbell’s mouth have all the attractiveness of a sink plunger? And was that haircut done for a bet??

  225. 225
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Non, ego! (I think therefore I am my ego.)

    It actually makes more sense than Rene’s statement as ‘am’ is clearly transitive. See also Hume and Kant.

  226. 226
    Toto says:

    Dorothy is my friend.

  227. 227
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Anticipation can be a real treat ….

  228. 228
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Four by itself would convince me!

  229. 229
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    LOL anon, I’m not not these naked pictures either.

  230. 230

    My campaign headquarters are kindly housed by one of the trade unions supporting me and the address is
    9 Arkwright Road
    NW3 6AB
    It is staffed by a team of volunteers.
    There is no telephone number on the website, but it says clearly how you can contact the campaign by email.
    If you email parliamentary staff about campaign matters you are directed to the campaign email.
    Guido does not say who told him to contact the parliamentary office, but it was not anybody connected with the campaign.

  231. 231
    Lord Prescott - Lord of the Pies says:

    Diane ‘2nd helpings’ Abbott – Michelin woman

  232. 232
    Pig Sick says:

    I would give NC a Pearl Neckless

  233. 233
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    I thought the Battersea Dogs Home had been putting 30% if their inmates down.

  234. 234
    Sir Barrington Minge says:


    Abbott is toast anywhichway!! – Burnt toast!!

  235. 235
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Geoff Hunt is a Hoon

  236. 236
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Why bother, you are yesterday’s man

  237. 237
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Could you really trust a man called “Balls”?

  238. 238
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    God…the very thought is enough to put you off sex forever.

    Shout between her legs and there is one hell of an echo..echo…echo!!!

  239. 239
    Hugh Janus says:

    Sorry, fuddled up my mucking posts – moniker missing so I re-sent, thinking it wouldn’t make it….

  240. 240
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Hmm, bet she can suck golfballs through a garden hose

  241. 241
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    No taxi for Broon, he can fucking walk!!

  242. 242
    Anonymous says:

    Is it the number of seconds a new mp will last before succumbing to the trough ?

  243. 243
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Er … No ….buggered if I can think of anything!!

  244. 244
    British mum says:

    I’d ‘go to the wall’ for my kids.
    They’re all educated at a very decent State school.

  245. 245
    Martin Day says:


  246. 246
    Martin Day says:

    When she opens her enomous gob her head looks like her big fat twat.

  247. 247
    Roy Fattersley says:

    I am a tub of dribbling lard.

  248. 248
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    It’s an indication that she can cook mince, tatties and deep-fried mars bars just like mammy used to.

  249. 249
    Martin Day says:

    Black mothers go to the wall for their kids! One thing is certain, they don’t go to work for em, nor do their lazy fucking fathers.
    A waste of oxygen all of em.

  250. 250
    Naomi Campbell says:

    Hello Big Boy!

  251. 251
    Oh come on says:

    Gordon cos he’s a ‘jock’ now Diane cos she’s black,

    Must be great being a naziesque blogger

  252. 252
    Martin Day says:

    It is. It must be awful being a sanctimonious holier than thou Labour voting hypocritical arsewipe like you.

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    why is everyone so fatist????what about all the fat men in politics? ohh I see it’s really because she’s a WOMAN and therefore needs to be slim, pretty and silent to do any good eh?

  254. 254

    What is all the fuss about not really sure i understand this!

  255. 255
    Mary Sweeney says:


  256. 256
    Mary Sweeney says:

    I’m a moron and I am married to Yvette Cooper!

  257. 257
    Mary Sweeney says:

    Nye Bevin?

    See guidos passim!

  258. 258
    Mary Sweeney says:

    Guidos’ passim. I have never spoken to you in the past why would I speak to you now?

    (Emily will explain it!)

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