The Candidate To Beat
The Republican candidate in the Tennessee gubernatorial race seems to have got his viral campaign sorted:
Guido recommends putting the subtitles on…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
by which you mean he was featured on the Daily Show last week
What a fucking bumder. Deliverance comes to mind (as does Eric Pickles).
Personally, I think the really stupid people are the ones who talk snooty and condescendingly about people who have guns and know how to use them.
That fatfuck retard would eat the gun before he could use it.
“VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!” from his website.
He won’t get in, he might show Obummer up.
He misspoke: said gun but meant bun.
Has Prezza met his match here? A fist fight to settle it?
That would be piss-funny. I would pay quite a bit to see that.
and we think our politicians take the piss
Maybe he could head up the US chapter of the Monster Raving Loony Party…
Seriously – why SHOULDN’T citizens stand on whatever crackpot policies they want to? The size of the deposit in the UK elections and the fear of the MSM to be accused of providing too much air time to individual candidates * mean that the UK electorate are denied the deranged and genuinely weird candidates.
* Of course that doesn’t apply to their soul-mates in the Labour party, whether during elections or otherwise…
You never know, one of these crackpots might start making sense and the masses might wake from their dumbed-down compliant stupor and start actually thinking originally and for themselves. And then we could see the end of ever closer integration into global governance.
It’s Eric Pigckles long lost American cousin.
But with hair and a moustache!
He sure does old cock!
You’re not wrong young fanny!
Dems gonib to get there arse kicked mid term
Yep! Afghanistan is unpopular, the economy is in the shitter and the American public doesn’t give a fuck that is started under Bush
And health care reform , Immigration , The bp oil spill , He and his marxist friends are a busted flush , Even Bush won 2 elections
one anyway
the supreme court gave him the other
BP are his Marxist friends are they?
No wonder Tony Hayward got sent to Russia
I didnt say bp where his marxist friends , I was just saying what was pissing the folks off and then had a dig at obama and his marxist friends .
Ps whats russia like this time of year?
you tell me Palin, you said you can see it from your house
Dangerous. Putin stalking about bits of it with a big rifle. Best avoided, really.
Russia’s fucking warm right now – and what with the raging forest fires Putin and his Mafia pals, and fallout from Chernobyl (amongst others) it’s best avoided.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/yeehaw-my-vote-cancels-out-yalls,11030/
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend .
In whose time old love
The Conservative Future chairman candidates have hit a new low…
Obama brought change ok ,Marxism change
Calm down Sarah. Don’t you have any witches to exorcise ?
You are Nancy Pleosi and i claim my £5
You are George Bush and i claim my £5
Who is George Bush?
Kate’s dad.
Do you really think Bush can use the internet ?
your care workers let you on it so why not ?
Go out and kill something Sarah. It’ll relax you.
AMEN! I’m votin for him.
Makes Palin look bright
Oh no nissus, don’t mock the afflicted!
LOL! Run Forrest!
That fat fuck is beyond parody.
Get back to wrestling alligators (if Tennessee has them) and incest.
He sounds like he’s trying to chew a catfish.
Mad he may be, but he has a long way to go before he can overtake our very own McBust.
well on the outside maybe but plenty garbled bollocks still swirling round inside chingrinner’s head
He is a fat version of Sarah Palin, they could only occur in America; oh er did we have Gordon for Prime Minister and John Prescott for Deputy Prime Minister?
” Windowlickers of the world unite!”
“Bad spellers of the World Untie”
O/T I know, but I for one am not ‘hotly anticipating’ Bliar’s book, and neither will I be contributing one penny piece to his millions for the priviledge of reading yet another re-write of history:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7923757/Tony-Blair-omits-key-moments-in-video-to-promote-new-book.html
The Grinning Chimp wouldn’t know the truth if he tripped over it. Suggest it is filed on the ‘Fiction’ shelf when it arrives.
Hunt should be hanging from a lampost
Better your insanity plea is accepted…
“The Grinning Chimp wouldn’t know the truth if he tripped over it. Suggest it is filed on the ‘Fiction’ shelf when it arrives.”
Whoa there partner, stop using that decription it is mine and copywrited all over the world.
Shit, I’ve been ‘copyrighted’ by some wanker. Wonder if I can make some money out of it??
Spelling and punctuation not your strong point then?
Never trust a man whose neck is wider than his head…
I represent that.
‘Ere, Pauline, where’s me cowboy boots? Don’t say Tracey nicked ‘em!
fook off ya fookin booger
I can see Russia from my house! Earth is 7000 years old!
That’s nearly as old as me. Nice to see yer…
Nope, it was created on October 23rd 4004BC (according to the Right Rev James Ussher), which by my calculation makes it just over 6006 years and nine months.
So you’re not Sarah Palin and you can’t add simple numbers.
you’re even more stupid than we thought
I think even Oona King would struggle against this guy!
“you can’t find an innocent car, you can’t look”
so what have all these guilty cars been doing ?
Is that Boris long lost cousin ?
are you my daddy?
Where’s your hat-tip to Dizzy?
And he’s not yet the Republican candidate – they have primaries.
Do they have multi-culti enrichment like this in Tennessee?:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299844/Missing-Manchester-girl-plied-drugs-forced-prostitution.html
Dirty bastard foreign wankers.
YALL may recall thet thu BEEBBEECEE wuz made tu weethdraw a program about asian men in bratforshire grooming yung white gals
Yep, surreee ay dooo.
Can’t have Dear Auntie PC BBC telling the fucking truth now can we!
send the fuckers home!!!
Britain for the Britishers!
Roll on the next Crusade, no need to go all across Europe, just across the Penines will do!
These dirty, smelly asian fuckers breed quicker than your average Brit…
They are your average brit honky!
You should see the other candidates.
Quite honestly if Prezza can make it to the Lords, there is no reason why this boy can’t get to the White House.
I believe he’s the candidate for Tennessee Governor, so that would be the Governor’s Mansion in Nashville.
Bollox he’s better than that, he’s going all the way. I wonder what Obama would feel like being ousted by Basil?
Didn’t know the jock one eyed mong now had a yank accent.
Stop Press! The fat pie-eating oaf has competion!
Give the chap his due, he has more charisma than either of the Millibands
And, after all, idiots make up a large percentage of the population and are entitled to be represented. Over here, we mostly only have dimwits in Parliament rather than proper idiots.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/7922673/Even-stupid-people-have-feelings-lets-end-this-bigotry.html
What tha tarnation is a ‘proper idiot’ ?
Sheeeeit boy! this terrurist pretzels tryin to kill me! Ahhhhhhgggggrrrhhmmfff!!!!
I cast yew all out from our Saviour Dubya! yew Terrurist Pretzel Demon!!
The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!
Wasnt this bloke in the dukes of hazzerd?
Gordon Brown! Is that you?
The Government’s arsehole flagship communications agency is to axe 40% of its fucking bone idle staff as a result of the clampdown on public spending, it was announced today.
The cuts will fucking well lead to 287 job losses at the Central Office of Information (COI), which distributes Government publicity, information and communications
About fucking time too
I demand more!
Charlie says : “oouu–wwuu-ch—meow”
Is that your stunt double guido?
Can I be President, please?
My father said the other day “£1.50? £1.50? £1.50 for a cup of fucking tea? The cost of things these days in this country are ridiculous!”
“Pay up if you want it, I never invited you around to my house,” I replied.
this reminded me of republican president abraham lincolns gettyburg address —keep at it basil–your the man
“it’s high time we started to look at more cost effective ways of killing each other again, just like the good old times”.
Sounds like a job for ‘Metal Storm’.
http://www.metalstorm.com/
Ohhh that’s porn to me Basil
It’s good aint it?
Hi , My names Tubes and i am a sick rapper with sick lyrics .
So he’s a Republican then. Hmm, the right wing party in the USA. Ideological friends with the Cons this side of the pond. Hmm.
Makes ‘sense’ as in he didn’t, they don’t and none of you window-licking retards here do either.
Have a nice day y’all!
Hi , My names Tat and i am a dick slapper with sick habits .
Hmm.
Does anyone have any idea about how grass or vegetation can be sold for gas?
All should it be a criteria to ban people from gun ownership: those who rock from side to side while trying to concentrate. Even if its not a sign of mental ineptitude, its got to be bad for one’s aim.
The Yanks have invested heavily in biofuel plants – the current generation convert non-ligninous vegetation (such as grass or corn) into Ethanol.
Of course, the energy (&water) required for the conversion makes the process marginally beneficial, even without considering the investment in the plant. And ‘real’ crops are harvested from the fields, not scavenged from disused parking lots!
How’s all that hopey changey stuff going for ya’ll marxist trolls?
Tennessee’s answer to John Prescott, indeed.
He’ll be a Lord in no time.
Tells you all you need to know about that part of the world…
Indeed it does not. I live in North Carolina, the state to the east of Tennessee and I wouldn’t vote for this loser anymore than I would vote for Sarah Palin. I’m conservative, just not that sort of conservative. His gun policy, well it works I suppose; planting grass, not the government’s business; saying pledges to flags, not my cup of tea; frankly he looked quite nervous. The thing about it is that’s what these US need, more average Joes just picking up and running (just not this guy). Perhaps if we had that more often, we wouldn’t have the constant mess of voting between sh#t and more sh#t
O/T ish… Well USA anyway.
Found this in the Telegraph. Has to be fun.
http://www.reagan.com/emailintro.htm
Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaw!
++SLUUUUURRRRRP++ Aaaahhh!
Sorry old boy…I was busy sucking Obamas cock….what were you saying?
I said “I’m next”
You all sound like that to us.
Whens the next guidogram going out guido?
torres to stay at liverpool
who gives a flying fuck if they’re keeping bullfighting
Milliband is a marxist , Remeber acorn in the USA , Comunity organising ?
itz coz ees a commmienazi innits ?! ? fuud goes in mowth! !? ?
Ok we bash the labour leadership contenders (which is fun) , But have any of them got any good points (apart from not being Brown ) ?
she sure is purdy and smart. hyuck-hyuck! Ah’d sure like to see her wobblin teabags.
Pause the video and:
If you put your finger over the bottom half of his face, the top half look like Adolph Hitler
If you put your finger over the top half of his face, the bottom half looks like the lying thieving Nazi war criminal, John Prescott.
++ Applause ++
This guy almost makes our own Broon seem a somewhat coherent and even eloquent speaker, something I never thought would be said!
Isn’t that Old Holborn?
God, he’s gorgeous and with my husband so busy writing I think I might give Marceaux a go.
Basil must be the choice to take over from Obumba.
dont worry im not a cop–pmsl
Reminds me of Lord Prescott of Mock Tudors – brainless, inarticulate, fat, ugly and alive on this planet.
He still makes more sene than Ed Milliwit does in most interviews
Oh dear! I think I’m nearly giving up on the GOP. How on earth does an almost incoherent candidate get selected for what should be a shoo-in election
It’s Fatfuck Eric Pickles on tour in the U.S.
He sounds like he’s playing the fool. But I suspect he’s not.
He’s been taking ellercution lessons from Gordon
He isn’t THE republican candidate, just a contender for their nomination, which works by an open primary, so they don’t control what nuts get entered.
when is the Labour Party planning to introduce Open Primaries? Just as soon as the Union Barons agree to it, right?
Oh politics is such fun!!!!!!