August 3rd, 2010

The Candidate To Beat

The Republican candidate in the Tennessee gubernatorial race seems to have got his viral campaign sorted:

Guido recommends putting the subtitles on…


138 Comments

  1. 1
    Basil Gump says:

    by which you mean he was featured on the Daily Show last week

    • 14
      THE_FORCE says:

      What a fucking bumder. Deliverance comes to mind (as does Eric Pickles).

    • 59
      Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

      and we think our politicians take the piss

      • 125
        Nick2 says:

        Maybe he could head up the US chapter of the Monster Raving Loony Party…

        Seriously – why SHOULDN’T citizens stand on whatever crackpot policies they want to? The size of the deposit in the UK elections and the fear of the MSM to be accused of providing too much air time to individual candidates * mean that the UK electorate are denied the deranged and genuinely weird candidates.

        * Of course that doesn’t apply to their soul-mates in the Labour party, whether during elections or otherwise…

        • 137
          Mr Ned says:

          You never know, one of these crackpots might start making sense and the masses might wake from their dumbed-down compliant stupor and start actually thinking originally and for themselves. And then we could see the end of ever closer integration into global governance.

  2. 2
    Basil Pickles says:

    It’s Eric Pigckles long lost American cousin.
    But with hair and a moustache!

  3. 3
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Dems gonib to get there arse kicked mid term

  4. 4
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend .

  5. 6
    Posh Tory says:

    The Conservative Future chairman candidates have hit a new low…

  6. 7
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Obama brought change ok ,Marxism change

  7. 9
    Flat'un Scruggs stole muh sippin whiskey says:

    AMEN! I’m votin for him.

  8. 12

    LOL! Run Forrest!

    That fat fuck is beyond parody.

    Get back to wrestling alligators (if Tennessee has them) and incest.

    He sounds like he’s trying to chew a catfish.

    • 36
      Hugh Janus says:

      Mad he may be, but he has a long way to go before he can overtake our very own McBust.

      • 119
        Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

        well on the outside maybe but plenty garbled bollocks still swirling round inside chingrinner’s head

    • 42
      Run Forrest, Run! says:

    • 50
      Anonymous says:

      He is a fat version of Sarah Palin, they could only occur in America; oh er did we have Gordon for Prime Minister and John Prescott for Deputy Prime Minister?

  9. 13
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    ” Windowlickers of the world unite!”

  10. 15
    Hugh Janus says:

    O/T I know, but I for one am not ‘hotly anticipating’ Bliar’s book, and neither will I be contributing one penny piece to his millions for the priviledge of reading yet another re-write of history:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7923757/Tony-Blair-omits-key-moments-in-video-to-promote-new-book.html

    The Grinning Chimp wouldn’t know the truth if he tripped over it. Suggest it is filed on the ‘Fiction’ shelf when it arrives.

    • 17
      Gone Fuckin mental says:

      Huhne should be hanging from a lampost

    • 58
      Anonymous says:

      “The Grinning Chimp wouldn’t know the truth if he tripped over it. Suggest it is filed on the ‘Fiction’ shelf when it arrives.”

      Whoa there partner, stop using that decription it is mine and copywrited all over the world.

  11. 16
    fi says:

    Never trust a man whose neck is wider than his head…

  12. 20
    Sarah Palin says:

    I can see Russia from my house! Earth is 7000 years old!

    • 29
      Bruce Forsyth says:

      That’s nearly as old as me. Nice to see yer…

    • 83
      Antoine Clarke says:

      Nope, it was created on October 23rd 4004BC (according to the Right Rev James Ussher), which by my calculation makes it just over 6006 years and nine months.

      So you’re not Sarah Palin and you can’t add simple numbers.

  13. 23
    anonymous says:

    I think even Oona King would struggle against this guy!

  14. 26
    Yank Genius says:

    “you can’t find an innocent car, you can’t look”

    so what have all these guilty cars been doing ?

  15. 28
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Is that Boris long lost cousin ?

  16. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s your hat-tip to Dizzy?

    And he’s not yet the Republican candidate – they have primaries.

  17. 32
  18. 34

    You should see the other candidates.

    Quite honestly if Prezza can make it to the Lords, there is no reason why this boy can’t get to the White House.

    • 85
      Antoine Clarke says:

      I believe he’s the candidate for Tennessee Governor, so that would be the Governor’s Mansion in Nashville.

      • 95
        The Fragrant Sarah Palin says:

        Bollox he’s better than that, he’s going all the way. I wonder what Obama would feel like being ousted by Basil?

  19. 37
    QWERTY says:

    Didn’t know the jock one eyed mong now had a yank accent.

  20. 38
    Hugh Janus says:

    Stop Press! The fat pie-eating oaf has competion!

  21. 45
    Basil Pickles says:

  22. 46
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Give the chap his due, he has more charisma than either of the Millibands

  23. 48
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Wasnt this bloke in the dukes of hazzerd?

  24. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Gordon Brown! Is that you?

  25. 55
    Ed Balls says:

    The Government’s arsehole flagship communications agency is to axe 40% of its fucking bone idle staff as a result of the clampdown on public spending, it was announced today.

    The cuts will fucking well lead to 287 job losses at the Central Office of Information (COI), which distributes Government publicity, information and communications

    About fucking time too

  26. 56
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Is that your stunt double guido?

  27. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I be President, please?

  28. 62
    Nick Clegg says:

    My father said the other day “£1.50? £1.50? £1.50 for a cup of fucking tea? The cost of things these days in this country are ridiculous!”

    “Pay up if you want it, I never invited you around to my house,” I replied.

  29. 63
    dr. sipp says:

    this reminded me of republican president abraham lincolns gettyburg address —keep at it basil–your the man

  30. 65
    "everyone can carry guns! if you kill someone, no, you get murdered" says:

    “it’s high time we started to look at more cost effective ways of killing each other again, just like the good old times”.

    Sounds like a job for ‘Metal Storm’.

    http://www.metalstorm.com/

  31. 67
    Tubes says:

    Hi , My names Tubes and i am a sick rapper with sick lyrics .

  32. 69
    Uncle Sam takes it up the Ass says:

    So he’s a Republican then. Hmm, the right wing party in the USA. Ideological friends with the Cons this side of the pond. Hmm.

    Makes ‘sense’ as in he didn’t, they don’t and none of you window-licking retards here do either.

    Have a nice day y’all!

  33. 74
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Does anyone have any idea about how grass or vegetation can be sold for gas?

    All should it be a criteria to ban people from gun ownership: those who rock from side to side while trying to concentrate. Even if its not a sign of mental ineptitude, its got to be bad for one’s aim.

    • 126
      Nick2 says:

      The Yanks have invested heavily in biofuel plants – the current generation convert non-ligninous vegetation (such as grass or corn) into Ethanol.

      Of course, the energy (&water) required for the conversion makes the process marginally beneficial, even without considering the investment in the plant. And ‘real’ crops are harvested from the fields, not scavenged from disused parking lots!

  34. 75
    The Fragrant Sarah Palin says:

    How’s all that hopey changey stuff going for ya’ll marxist trolls?

  35. 76
    Sir William Waad says:

    Tennessee’s answer to John Prescott, indeed.

  36. 88
    50 Calibre says:

    Tells you all you need to know about that part of the world…

    • 133
      William says:

      Indeed it does not. I live in North Carolina, the state to the east of Tennessee and I wouldn’t vote for this loser anymore than I would vote for Sarah Palin. I’m conservative, just not that sort of conservative. His gun policy, well it works I suppose; planting grass, not the government’s business; saying pledges to flags, not my cup of tea; frankly he looked quite nervous. The thing about it is that’s what these US need, more average Joes just picking up and running (just not this guy). Perhaps if we had that more often, we wouldn’t have the constant mess of voting between sh#t and more sh#t

  37. 90

    O/T ish… Well USA anyway.
    Found this in the Telegraph. Has to be fun.

    http://www.reagan.com/emailintro.htm

  38. 91
    Tony B Liar says:

    Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaw!

  39. 98
    Jimmy says:

    You all sound like that to us.

  40. 99
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Whens the next guidogram going out guido?

  41. 100
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    torres to stay at liverpool

  42. 101
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Milliband is a marxist , Remeber acorn in the USA , Comunity organising ?

  43. 102
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Ok we bash the labour leadership contenders (which is fun) , But have any of them got any good points (apart from not being Brown ) ?

  44. 105
    Basil Marceaux's Wife says:

    • 106
      Cletus the slack jawed yokel says:

      she sure is purdy and smart. hyuck-hyuck! Ah’d sure like to see her wobblin teabags.

  45. 107
    Are we quite sure this isn't Eric Pickles ? says:

    • 123
      Obama ate my monkey says:

      Pause the video and:

      If you put your finger over the bottom half of his face, the top half look like Adolph Hitler

      If you put your finger over the top half of his face, the bottom half looks like the lying thieving Nazi war criminal, John Prescott.

  46. 109
    Steve Expat says:

    This guy almost makes our own Broon seem a somewhat coherent and even eloquent speaker, something I never thought would be said!

  47. 112
    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t that Old Holborn?

  48. 113
    One dress size too small says:

    God, he’s gorgeous and with my husband so busy writing I think I might give Marceaux a go.

  49. 115
    Kered says:

    Basil must be the choice to take over from Obumba.

  50. 121
    dr. sipp says:

    dont worry im not a cop–pmsl

  51. 122
    Voice of Treason says:

    Reminds me of Lord Prescott of Mock Tudors – brainless, inarticulate, fat, ugly and alive on this planet.

  52. 129
    Anonymous says:

    He still makes more sene than Ed Milliwit does in most interviews

  53. 130
    TGF UKIP says:

    Oh dear! I think I’m nearly giving up on the GOP. How on earth does an almost incoherent candidate get selected for what should be a shoo-in election

  54. 131
    Porky Pickles and his Bumbling Buffoonery says:

    It’s Fatfuck Eric Pickles on tour in the U.S.

  55. 132
    Flashman says:

    He sounds like he’s playing the fool. But I suspect he’s not.

  56. 134
    Gordon Broon's Granny says:

    He’s been taking ellercution lessons from Gordon

  57. 135
    Anonymous says:

    He isn’t THE republican candidate, just a contender for their nomination, which works by an open primary, so they don’t control what nuts get entered.

  58. 136
    marcus aurelius says:

    when is the Labour Party planning to introduce Open Primaries? Just as soon as the Union Barons agree to it, right?

  59. 138
    chris says:

    Oh politics is such fun!!!!!!



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