Exclusive: Hancock’s Half Hour (With the Police)
LibDem MP Mike Hancock, or “handy-cock” as he was once nicknamed by a national newspaper, is a litigious fellow so Guido is going to be careful with this one. Many a story has been whispered, but failed to make it into print. Apparently we are not allowed to ask what the relationship was between Hancock and Carman, a busty Spanish red-head to whom he gave a guided tour of the Palace of Westminster.
In a slightly more sinister turn of events Hancock had a loud-mouthed independent opponent in his recent re-election battle. A leaflet put out by Les Cummings, an anti-child abuse campaigner, made some pretty horrendous allegations about the Portsmouth South MP and it was quickly injuncted.
Despite the allegations presented at the election, which were denied, Hancock was returned and has since spent his time rebelling against the coalition at every opportunity. Though Guido now hears it’s not just the whips who are keeping an eye on him, but the old bill too…
Following a sighting of the police car outside his Portchester home mid-last week, Guido understands Hancock attended Fareham Police Station voluntarily, though they will not confirm this as no arrest was made. Hancock’s mobile is switched off…
UPDATE: Turns out Hancock is out of the country. Holiday, rather than fled.
UPDATE II: Cowley Street confirm Les Cummings has been arrested and charged under the Representation of the Peoples Act. They suggest any contact that Hancock had with the police last week was concerning this.
UPDATE III: Hancock’s people deny the story, contrary to witnesses in Portsmouth…
Hs eyes look shifty to me
HHhhhrrrrnnn! HHhhhrrrrnnn! [pant] [twitch]
Is he a bit like the Pope? Lives in a castle and loves kids?
So do West Ham, which, incidentally is the club Ian Dale supports.
I wonder if he likes blowing bubbles?
The comments here are becoming like that play Six Degrees of Separation.
He’d prefer to blow West Ham.
I perefrred painting Bubbles.
Sounds like he is handy with his one eyed trouser snake !!
Disgraceful!
I love my husband, Mr Clegg.
No he didn’t.
He had a chimp called Bubbles and thus presented the opportunity for a joke; which I suppose was lost on him.
I can think of a few better things to do with a busty red-head that are better than showing her round Parliament, that’s for sure
I don’t know though. How big is YOUR Big Ben?
Wouldn’t you like to know ducky! You’ll have to ask Nick.
I’m having trouble following this one too.
A man showed a woman his office or maybe he didn’t. Then the man was or wasn’t interviewed at his home by the police or the police were just passing by. He was subsequently arrested/not arrested.
He then fled abroad or possibly went on holiday.
Its not exactly going to get the skynews ‘copter up is it?
Don’t be so sure
Nick2, stop moaning. Hancock’s demise may be divine justice for those Lib Dem mods who are turning Nick Clegg’s ‘Your Freedom’ site into
Authoritarians Lib Dems Ltd.
‘Your Unfreedom’ seems to be ousting everyone but the Lib Dems. You post a few, quite reasonable posts that the Lib dems disagree with: a clique of Lib Dems plaster it with offensive tags and comments and report it as inappropriate, when it’s not, then a message states you have insufficient privileges to access your user account. That makes it difficult to use the site.
The mods refuse to respond to complaints about this.
Next thing you know, you aren’t allowed to post comments any longer.
What sort of freedom do you call this, Mr Clegg?
He is like Gordon got a awful beard
Gordon doesn’t have a beard?
Ahhh..see what you mean. Silly of me.
Carry on.
Nick won’t let me grow a beard. He says the stubble would tickle his balls.
I love my balls being tickled.
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a BBC legend who is not a Lim Dem at the police station . I thank you .
Oh do fuck off you prick!
Who IS Tim Lovejoy? And why should anyone give a shit about him?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Lovejoy#Career
I had to Google it!
Antique dealer.
Used to do bit parts as a villain on the Sweeny and Minder.
And part time disinterested tv twat – crap cooking show on BBC2 on Sunday morning.
Not fucking wrong mate. Busted up with the ex-missus over that shit. She insisted on it, couldnt leave the house while it was on. Sorry to bust Lovejoy’s bubble but I suspect it was Rimmer that she had the damp patch over.
We did of course have other, more serious, problems.
Im now riding one of her workmates, which is helping with the emotional pain. And she has nicer tits.
Have you ever thought that she might have just liked the recipes?
I thought it was the continuous partying
BBC man gets 18 months for killing his wife because she burnt his beef…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299982/TV-manager-killed-wife-row-overcooked-roast-beef-locked-18-months.html
The untouchables. They all work in the public sector and can get away with murder.
Be fair. He’s lost his freedom and his dinner.
Don’t he look well ‘ard though, just think if he can kill a little defenceless woman with one blow I bet he’ll sort out some of those villains in the boob.
A big tough ghillie like that will be certainly be dishing out right-handers to any women or children that get in his way when he’s back working in the meeja.
What is about politics that attracts all the scum ?
My old dad always told me to remember that “scum rises”, and by God was he right…
No pics of Carman the busty red head then?
You’ll have to ask the news of the world for those very nicely..
Bear , hows that bloke gettin on that should have died months ago ?
Oh come on, Tory Bear – don’t be so coy. Let’s discuss this over a drink at the Stranger’s bar…
Beat out that rythm on your bum….
http://tinyurl.com/32nmvj6
Not Carmen, Carman according to Guido – Carman the Busty Redhead Dead Libel Lawyer, allegedly.
SKK-KKRRAAAAWWKKK!!! POLLYWANNASCANDAL! (flutter) GUIDOZTHEGEEZER!!
try googling for images of that MP.
Is Carmen is a transsexual?
We resent your tone! Chili sowce and salad with that?
The clue is in how the host spelled Carman.
you’ve been blowing smoke up my arse for years.
That’s how Nick likes it.
“….Holiday, rather than fled.”
Don’t you believe it, Mr. Fawkes, Sah!
hmmm… you’re sailing rather close to the wind and you won’t know how to call the coastguard now there’s been cuts to the COI.
http://www.po12bg.com/id4.html
This one is better!
http://www.po12bg.com/id28.html
I clicked on these thinking it was gonna be tits. Fuck you!
Shame the person that wrote that site is currently on the run from an outstanding warrant!
Bravo! This one will run and run!
Tis a shame, i’d like to read a lot more as to what that nasty c*nt has been doing.
Seems he’s been dodgy fucker for quite a while.
Monty for Ashes tour ?
Swann. Monty can’t bat for shit.
As 2nd spinner , Monty did slap Murli for 6 once
Adil Rashid.
Dunno , Going to be hard out on convict Island , Montys good against the Convicts , I think Adil needs to be introduced through the one day game , I dont think he is quite ready yet .
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Monty or Moaty?
I hear Moaty’s lost a lot of weight in the last couple of days.
Geezer looks like Capt. Birdseye
http://jacparty.org/id12.html
Isnt this the bloke that goes on about Dr David Kelly ?
Which bloke? There’s so many millions to choose from.
No. That’s Norman Baker.
You really are a stupid twat.
Oh Guido! You’re a naughty spinner! Hahaha
Looks like friend Hancock has had his Half Hour of fame.
It’s always fascinated me that Tony Hancocks name is made up of human body parts…..toe-knee-han(d)-cock.
So is yours (c)(o)(n)(c)(r)(e)t(e) (h)um(p)
And yours has a few French words in it – a… non… y. Though unfortunately mous is not a French word.
A pint? That’s nearly a whole arsefull!
http://www.po12bg.com/id28.html
Wow interesting man hancock – not only an mp but executive member of the Portsmouth Council, as is also his wife ,who is also his parliamentary assistant. And they don’t even live in Portsmouth!
Clever!
Now i remeber the fucker , Was all over the news about Portsmouth fc going into admin last season , Wierdo
Great montage there, what a wanker!
I’d love to see a copy of the leaflet that was ‘disappeared’ by a judge.
makes for a cracking read.
though sadly anyone distributing it is in contempt of court.
WTF, globally?
These tossers need putting in their place!
Dare I stir up the hornets nest by pointing out that it was probably injected precisely because it’s lies?! Shock horror, libel laws actually protect people from malicious falsehoods!
Probably, but no one here cares.
Why do you?
Great montage there, what a wanker!
I’d love to see a copy of the leaflet that was ‘disa pp eared’ by a judge.
O/T Has anyone noticed a big red postbox has been left at Old Trafford , Its just not Cricket
Going through an orphanage probably!
A free sample of a busty redhead with every comment.
http://tinyurl.com/2ungt33
Isn’t that Hazel Blears?
She’s Tufty not busty.
She looks like a squirrel?
If he’s not Derek Draper’s dad I’m a dutchman.
Are Mc Bride and Draper related by blood ?
Ik denk het niet!
*Lacht*.
I am English
Most Dublin folk are,the similarities to their scouse cousins are startling,all males claim to be out of work painters and decorators,car theft is obligatory,likewise drug abuse,gangland killings,victim status,skanger haircuts,lone parenthood,shoplifting,insurance fraud, I could go on………………………………………………….you get the picture
You paint an attractive picture. No wonder our host divides his time between London and la belle France.
Huzzah for New Politics!
Hear hear!
Anyone for a swim?
I’ll go in first then you can dive in up my arse with both fists.
Have you been watching me and Nick ?
I believe in your fly
A bit more on Handycock
According to Wiki:
He has said he acts to defend Azerbaijan in the British Parliament, does not approve of criticism of the Aliev regime by the Azerbaijani opposition, and does not believe the Armenian Genocide happened, describing it as a “so-called genocide”.
Christ, is there just one f-ing MP that doesn’t promote a foreign country in our Parliament?
He should be popular in Turkey with those views on Armenia.
I’ve never had a relationship with a woman. I mean, I’ve never had an inappropriate relationship with a woman. I love my wife Ms Macauley, of course. I mean, I love my wife Sarah Macauley, of course. Sorry, I mean I love my wife Sarah Brown, of course. Sorry, I mean I love my wife, that fucking female woman Macauley. Oh, I give up.
Fake.
Gordon Brown never gave up that easily.
Here’s an advance on your book.
.
Sarah McCauley a women of which she is one.
Sarah Brown or as we know her, the Canterbury Bush Tucker Woman
Canterbury Rug Muncher Woman surely.
I only bite the pillow when Nick gives me some Lib Dem “tough love” that David Laws charges £40,000 for.
“Sarah McCauley a women of which she is one.” A perfect example of Brown’s disarticulate style, right down to the absence of punctuation, real or implied.
I wonder if he ever says “I don’t mind giving a reasonable amount, but a pint! That’s very nearly an armful!”
whatever party needs the votes
Those Liberals sure are dumb Mingers
He can take my place when I retire as Arch Druid of Canterbury.
He’s a lovely man, he holidays in Sri Lanka every year and likes to help the young beach boys out with a few coins for their families.
That’s me and Nick’s holiday sorted then.
I’m sure I sat on his knee in Debenhams one Christmas.
No that was me. Did you enjoy your finger of fudge luvvie?
Lets get this straight. I drive a Bentley. I am County and Municipal Councillor and have been in charge of planning. QED.
As to swordmanship do not listen to the griping Liz McCann. I love my wife all of a sudden.
The only fiddling I do is the expenses.
Got it.
Jamaica go, or of his own accord?
K-SKRAAAAAAAAARRRKK!!! LICK-A-BOOMBOOM!! (ferrero rocher)
Mr Slater control your Parrot.
so you saw the film Colditz?
http://www.po12bg.com/id4.html
Nutcakes !
Your anti-child abuse campaigner is a convicted fraudster:
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/No-charges-for-council-leader.6183577.jp
And don’t even ask why he was deported from the USA, he might try and report you to the police!
You all remind me of my kids at bathtime.
I assume he’s not THIS Mike Hancock:
http://www.MikeHancock.com
Was she a blind ‘busty Spanish red-head’?
“Was she a blind ‘busty Spanish red-head’?” Who gives a f**k as long as she is not that ugly munter Jacqueline Jill Smith!
Surprisingly dry and dusty by the look of it, Kircaldy.
I love my wife, Ms Macauley.
I love my wife, Mr Clegg.
How ironic that this Labour troll BrokeBack Cameron, from a party which is supposed to be for gay rights, only ever makes homophobic comments on this blog. He/she’s always hear to make the same joke any time there’s a comment about the former Dear Leader. Is he paying this troll to do this?
awwww…the widdle twoll is all upset because he toughed a raw nerve
all the more reason he should keep doing it since it makes humourless twats cry
boo hoo hoo hoo!! they are making fun of my hewo call me Dave for being a bumboy!! WAAAAAAAHHH!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!
Hey! Your home video’s on the internet!
And you shake hands with her on the rare occcasions that you meet
I see that McMental has taken “his” children sailing
He wore a suit and hi vis life jacket to paddle about the local parks duck pond
The man of courage
STOP THAT YOU HOMOPHOBE OR I’LL SCWEAM AN SCWEAM AN SCWEAM! WAAAAHHH! WAAAHH! WAAAHH! WAAAHH! WAAAHH! WAAAHH! WAAAHH!
Do they have busty red-heads in the AA now? I’ll have to join. Perhaps his dip stick needed some olive oil to lubricate his ball joint and prop shaft.
NATO is losing the war in Afghanistan.
Never mind. It keeps the troops occupied.
He’s in the other place. They’re all lying, thieving, perverts in there.
Chris it just makes you a Lib Bummer
A surprisingly common condition that seems to have also affected Dave (I snorted but blew my nose) Cameron
He has been taking it up the shitter for months now
Dyke and bike.
Which is which?
What bloodstock is she from?
Something to do with can’t create spunk, i believe.
A gay female Jeremy Clarkson, but without the hit show and humour. Shame the neck cancer didn’t kill her IMO.
I happen to quite fancy her – waste of a good pussy, IMO.
No you don’t! You only think you do….. (The unremembered one in exile, disguised as a thought experiment.)
The leader of Slough’s Conservative party has been charged with bigamy.
Cllr Pervez Choudhry of Tuns Lane, who represents the Central Ward, was arrested and charged yesterday (Monday).
The 52-year-old will appear at Maidenhead Magistrates Court on Monday (09/08) to face one count of bigamy.
He has been released on police bail.
I only read this blog for the articles.
Its all the c unts that do it for me
What was wrong with my contribution, then?
too long.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299937/Sarah-Brown-uses-Twitter-declare-love-Gordon-10th-wedding-anniversary.html
I’m mortified, an important day for gordon, his 10th wedding aniversary, and we’ve all missed it.
I wonder if he’s found his piggy bank and bought her some chips and a bottle of coca cola to celebrate?
Google “Mike Hancock” = top advertised result!
they’re both
Hear hear!
How ironic that this Tory troll Where’s Gordon, from a party which is supposed to be for gay rights, only ever makes homophobic comments on this blog. He/she’s always hear to make the same joke any time there’s a comment about the former Dear Leader. Is he paying this troll to do this?
Eh? Lay off the meth.
don’t worry…you don’t understand because you’re simply too stupid to ever realise you are being a hypocrite
75p a week extra for pensioners. There’s a good boy.
fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! *sploot!*
WTF did you expect?
He was elected by the mong British public.
Anyone found this leaflet?
Labour Party activists:
I’ll bet none of those “retards” voted LibLabCon.
Unlike you.
Why are Labour always violent with people who disagree with them?
Awww.. the widdle twoll is all upset! is’nt it cute.
Yap widdle twoll! Yap for your master Dave the bumboy
You lost the election. Get over it. Or seek psychiatric help. Just like Brown had to – hence his long absence after the election.
I’ve lost every election i’ve ever voted in.
That’s democracy for you.
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
You really are a complete fuckwit
The only partisan troll here is you, you spineless pissweasel
I’ve never voted for the useless cun’t Gordon or the Labour Party but I would never vote for a blatantly obvious Blairite wanker like Cameron either
Now grow a fucking spine, get a mind of your own, stop having a hissy fit like a twat anytime anyone is critical of your hero Dave
and stop trolling and taking a shit whenever CCHQ tells you little poodle
Least he didn’t burst into tears at the indignity of being shafted up the arse by his own side, unlike Thatcher.
Blair’s mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero
Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Brown?
Hitler was elected.
You must be Hitler!
No, but I do know of a man who dressed up as a Nazi.
HITLER!!!
U do not forget a beard like that!
O/T. Is it time for David Cameron to bend over (backwards) for gay rights?
It appears David Milimetre has had a change of mind on gay marriage and now supports this idea as an important step towards equality.
David & Nick are a couple, participating in a marriage of convenience. So why is Cameron too shy to woo the gay voters? Is it time for the Tories to discard their prejudice and chase the pink vote? It makes political sense to do so.
New Labour at its finest. Do all Labour people go “woomph”?
WHOOOMPH!
McDoom: The Early Years
Try reading some real shit.
http://mrishmael.blogspot.com/2010/08/wotsontelly-artist-formerly-known-as.html
Compare that to what the hypocritical twats did to Damien Green.
Divide and rule. It’s been good for us.
I said on GMTV if I lost the election, I’d go into charity. And I kept my word. The Gordon Brown Charity for Gordon Brown.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap #squit#
Fine. I think Brown is a complete tosser. You’re the partisan twat throwing your toys out of the pram because David Davis says Cameron is gay.
You really are this stupid aren’t you ? It’s not all an act.
I wonder why certain elements are trying to tie the word ‘Brokeback’ to the coalition?
I presume it’s a reference to the film Brokeback Mountain.
I guess whoever they are they.ve not realised that Brokeback Mountain ranks fifth in America amongst the most successfully financial films ever and 8th in the world – it made £175million worldwide.
Seems to me that associating the Coalition up there with commercially financial winners is a very appropriate thing to do. Keep up the good work!
it’s Cameron’s own MPs who started all that
which shows you what they really think of him
Well I don’t think you could call David Davis one of Cameron’s own MP’s!
#laugh#
The ego ridden davis thinks he should be leader even though polls showed that he hadn’t a hope in hell of ever winning an election. The British public simply didn’t do not take to him!
They didn’t really take to Cameron, considering the imbecile he was up against.
Fucking hell you’re dumb! #laugh#
Of course he’s one of Cameron’s own MPs you thick twat
The difference is he’s got a spine, stood up over a matter of priniciple and isn’t a pathetic Blair clone like Cameron. Cameron who didn’t even manage to win the fucking election against the useless tosser Brown you thick cun’t.
That’s why Cameron has his tongue up Nick Clegg’s arse as it’s the only thing keeping the coalition together and the Government falling.
Do you practice being this stupid ?
He/she, just practices on winding up people like you.
Try going for the ultra offensive retort.
Ya kidding right?
David Davis has an ego bigger than any mountain anywhere and a sense of self entitlement that makes mugabe look like a doubting teenage girl.
He’s also about as popular with the British public as a pile of steaming horse dung in the middle of a public footpath!
He/She is just proving to everyone how unbelievably stupid He/She is.
He/She is a clearly a moron.
David Davis never claimed he was the Heir to Blair.
Unlike Camoron.
Is that why you love Camoron you thick twat ?
I’m going to pretend I’m winding people up anytime I say something UNBELIEVABLY STUPID!
I wonder if anyone is as dumb as me and will fall for it? Probably not.
*chuckle*
Your rather energetic, defensive support of daviddavis (maybe you are david davis) just proves the point I made.
The only point you made is that you were so fucking stupid you didn’t even think Davis was one of Cameron’s own MPs.
you do realise you’re making a complete cun’t of yourself don’t you ? +laugh+
Hasn’t nell got a mong child, just like Gordon and Dave?
nope, nell is a mong who acts like a child
What is this discussion about David Davis?
If he’s that important to the Tory Party why hasn’t he featured more prominently on blogs like this one.
No-one ever mentions him other than to make an odd disparaging remark.
The right of the Party admire him as you would know from comments on Conservativehome. The left liberal cheerleaders for Dave hate him.
OK So the right of the tory party adore him much like the left of the labour party adore balls??!!
They are, aren’t they , the much unloved men of current politics?!.
like I said sweetie, loony lefty liberals like you and Dave hate him
but you were one of the prize twats who thought Dave had it in the bag and it wouldn’t be a hung parliament
he fucked it up stupid
Any tips on how to make a successful comeback?
Being dead is often a good career move.
Catch an incurable disease – people will feel sorry for you.
I know all about autism, being in a “genuine” marriage to someone with it.
tat, it really isn’t good enough to post your usual shite on a thread that is already knackered. You really should know better, tut tut.
fuck off tat
Guido Fawkes tonight warned of an impending jobs “slaughter” as a result of Government cuts after hundreds of posts were axed in the wake of the huge clampdown on public spending.
Redundancies announced today included 287 at the Government’s COI communications agency – 40% of its staff – and 325 at leading defence firm QinetiQ, which supplies the Ministry of Defence.
Up to 300 jobs are to be cut at the Business Department by the end of September and unions are braced for further announcements in the coming days of redundancies in Government departments.
Guido Fawkes said: “The pain is being felt by professional and admin grades and in private firms as much as in the public sector.
“The really bad news is that this is just a foretaste of what is to come – people don’t realise the scale of the jobs slaughter that is about to descend on them.”
Is it really going to happen?
Yes! I do think it is . Thank God for the Coalition!
Guido said
don’t forget this is still a ridiculous amount of money for the state to be spending on promoting itself.
When Guido first read that 287 jobs were being cut at the COI he presumed the whole department was being scrapped, but that is a mere dent. The bloated machine operation will be slimmed down to just, er, 450 spin merchants.The “Big Society” public are being asked to run the country, can they not be trusted to make their own minds up about government projects and operations?
You stupid cun’t.
Aye, ah climed orl tha’ Munro’s wi’ ma’ bare hands last weeky .
An’ this week ah’ve scaled the Cliffs o’ CurrCuddy!
Tha’s ma’ legacy!
Superb fitness in arl’ ma parts!
It’s a new dawn, is it not?
He likes to be known as Councillor Mike Hancock, CBE, MP here in Hampshire as he is one of that breed of Liberal Democrat who likes to service the public in as many ways as possible. It’s a rather handy way to get around the sanctimonious crap about having two jobs for the other progressive party.
It’s a worrying question isn’t it?
Where is gordon?
Sarah apparently is in New York talking to women about women.
Her boys are presumably being looked after by a nanny somewhere – poor babies. All children need their Mums.
But gordon who has Kirsty ghost writing his rubbish tome on how the financial crisis was all America’s fault is noweher to be found, not even in kircoddy.
I suspect he too is in America somewhere on the East Coast still attired in his suit, short and poorly tied tie. I hear he sleeps in it.
I’m with my beloved wife in Killcuddlies.
Why is Nick taking a shit in Dave’s mouth ?
I’m coming out!
And so am I sweetie!
Was Sam.antha Cameron the ‘gay friend’ who turned Cameron against Sec.tion 28?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/samantha-cameron-turned-david-into-a-modernising-liberal-439787.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lets-talk-about-sex-johann-hari-grills-david-cameron-over-gay-rights-1888688.html
Compare and contrast sweetie. Looks like Dave let the cat out of the bag.
I dunno how i’ll sleep tonight.
Surprising how some people react to a bit of sand in their privy parts.
I say it shows you can take it like a man . . . oops . . . sorry . . wrong word.
Everyone in Portsmouth has heard stories about the things Mike Hancock has got up to over the 40 years in various elected offices he’s had to slime his malicious influence over the city… god knows how he keeps getting re-elected.
“Representation of the Peoples Act” FFS?
They only ever represent themselves and shaft the other people. They all need banging up on this charge.
http://www.panmacmillan.com/titles/displayPage.asp?PageTitle=Individual+Title&BookID=412101
Les Cummins who has fought hancock and the city council for years published a book (by macmillan) ‘Forgotten’ about the appalling abuse he and other children suffered at the hands of members of portsmouth city council.
He has long expressed fears that the police in Portsmouth will try to shut him up because they are being influenced by certain members of the the portsmouth city council and possibly hancock.
Now Guido says Les Cummins has been arrested. We must watch and wait and see what happens musn’t we?
Just so long as they know we are watching!
Guido has learnt well from McBride. Throw a bone to the dogs, and let them display the bollocks.
Why bother to smear someone directly, when with just a few pointers, you can get someone else to do it for you?
Damian taught you well, grasshopper.
I suspect that nick and the libdems are desperately hoping tonight that hancock and his wife jacqui are not going to be the next libdem scandal .
I suspect that they are when the national press finally go looking for the truth!
That’s why Dave loves them so much.
Strikes me that all these so called politico’s are the same bunch parading under different banners which all have the ultimate goal of stuffing the people of this country in whatever way possible.
The Liebour lot and their smoke and mirrors approach was to say the least lost on the people of this country who were led by the nose through their lies and assurances that all was well.
When that bubble burst as it was always destined to do,you would have imagined that Liebour would have been sunk without trace,not so what we saw was a significant number of people still wedded to the Liebour doctrine and willing to vote for them to carry on in their profligate ways.
Cameroon managed to get shoehorned in compliments of a bunch of sandal wearing/treehugging lets get back to nature jobs for the boys outfit to form a government.
Now we are seeing the results of this alliance and Cameroon has to go along with this,which frankly is a pox on all their houses coalition which you mark my word will not exsist for too long.
Err No Sweetie.
Mike and Jacqui Hancock and the LibDems must now face the full blaze of publicity and scrutiny about their public life, and the allegaqtions about their private life, over the last 40 plus years.
The media MUST examine it now.
It is right that children should be protected!!
Mummy, how did you and daddy meet?
We’ve never met. I was just handed a bottle of anonyjizz at the spunk bank.
So was I! We have so much in common dear.
I’ll let my husband tell you after he’s finished being fisted by Nick.
Samantha is such a tease
I love my wife Ms Macauley:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/13/article-0-0794B1C8000005DC-163_233x318.jpg
Nice line in ambivalence, Fawkes.
It’s a good job that we have a government with no such shilly-shallying about what’s what.
Dave’n'Nick asked straight out what we wanted for our brave, new Big Society.
We told ‘em. That’s what gets results!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1300049/Government-rejects-single-suggestion-asking-public-thoughts-coaliton-programme.html
For no proposition P is both P true and ¬P true.
Just sent Handy cock an E-Mail;
“So are you sghagging this red headed Spanish bird then?”
I will let you know if I recieve any answer.
Another Labour disaster.
No genetically modified beef we tell the people. So what we do instead is allow in foreign genetically modified cloned semen to impregnate all the cows. So that doesn’t count.
Simples.
Did the Government not understand how this conception thingy works?
From a lifetime ago:
http://tinyurl.com/29fsrur
So did Hancock get ‘vaguely excited’ watching ‘Claire and Friends’ or the ‘Mini Pops’ on TOTP many moons ago; or did he get ‘vaguely excited’ watching Aled Jones singing ‘Walking In The Air’ when that was on TOTP too? Has he duetted with a certain G Glitter in the 70′s?
Piss off you hypocrite.
Not another scandal , can we stand it anymore !!!
Did you know Nick can fit his entire fist up my anus ?
“Les Cummings, an anti-child abuse campaigner…”
That might pass for English in Ireland, Fawkes, but over here we’d be more likely to write: “…anti child-abuse campaigner…”, or if we really felt we must hyphenate ‘anti’, “…anti-child-abuse campaigner…”.
However, the order-order style book probably suggests some formulation like ‘…a campaigner against child-abuse…’.
That’s used up my pedantry quotient for the day, so I feel better now.
Have a look at Hancock running to his local friendly police force when being held to account.
This was before he was caught and had to pay back thousands of pounds in claims money from the British public funding MP’s expenses.
Google “mike hancock” and see what the first few results are.
Why’s Guido worrying about getting sued, I thought he laughed in the face of injunctions, being a citizen of the Irish Free State and hosting his blog from Nevis?
Anyone have any thoughts?
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