Big Society Watches Your Drinking
Dave took the time to launch his vision of the ‘Big Society’ just ahead of the parliamentary recess. Beneath the Obama-lite rhetoric and calls for a legion of volunteers to run services was a message: it’s time to cut back the state and let individuals take control of their own lives. So far, so good. But can the Tories resist the urge to centralise and regulate now that they are in power?
Behind the paywall at The Times, Deputy Mayor of London Kit Malthouse has been expounding on the ‘need’ for state intervention to combat alcohol consumption. The chief of the Met Police authority suggests twice daily alcohol testing for problem drinkers with “intensive monitoring and enforcement to ensure compliance”.
He gleefully explains what happens to those who dare breach a prohibition order in a similar scheme run in the backwoods of South Dakota: “The sanction is immediate and certain – straight into the cells, no argument, no court, no lawyers.” Very ominous.
If Malthouse persists with his plan then Guido knows just the location to try out the new policy: a little upstream from City Hall, at a place where subsidised booze flows freely, disorder is common and employees are regularly drunk while at work. It’s hard to imagine that heavy-drinking MP’s would take kindly to being breathalysed.
anuzzer jinantonik please.
It gets worse
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7922579/Manchester-attempts-to-impose-minimum-price-of-alcohol.html
“There is no by-law in the country which allows a local authority to set the price of anything, be it alcohol or fresh fruit”
So much for the free market….
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/08/unelected-dictators.html
Fake Labour charity tries to cap liquor prices in Manchester. Busted
Add another quango to the list, just how many of these there are beggar belief and all snouts in the trough…….firing squad atennnn shun !!!
Whole article is a misquote – the idea is that people get to be breathalyzed instead of going to jail – reduces jail population and sobers them up.
It’s just an extension of probation.
meantime a psycho is raping a woman who called 999 20 minutes ago
but enough about you and your hobbies
Your wife often tells me she loves it rough,like a rapist
save it for the judge Tat
Tat says save it for the judge Tat
are you stupid?
Tat says save it for the judge Tat
are you stupid?
are you a moron Tat?
suck tats root
who wants the job of enforcement officer westmister
Moaty would have been perfick
Kit Malthouse that well known scouser who gets to tell Londoners how to lead our lives.
so whats your problem muzzy,your not a cockney or a scouser
So whats the deal on your big mosque with all the gold leaf going black,get ripped off? or is it peeling off?which is still a rip off eh?go to war man. I would,
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Fancy a job as John Prescott’s speechwriter?
complex hash number way beyond anything any of the security fucks have
Col. I think he is
who wants the job of enforcement officer westmister
The lady who will spearhead the ‘Inishtive’ is waiting in the wings!!
My (soon-to-be) Lady Bath of PlugHole and DVD.
is there anybody out there?
This Malthouse cove looks morbidly obese to me. Shouldn’t he be locked up, no argument, straight to the cells, for his well being, until he is the “correct” weight?
Of course upon release, he should be monitored daily and his calorie and fat intake observed, so he can be hauled back inside if he eats too many fries in a month. These people are beyond parody, they are mentally ill.
and the mongs on here re elect them
You can’t be TaT he says spastics, not mongs.
You fucking retard.
But what an excellent idea Kit ‘The Fascist’ Malthouse has come up with -
We can kill two birds with one stone here: 17% of MPs are dependent on the devil’s brew so that means we can lock them up and cut the number of MPs by 17%.
Result!
Also it raises the question: should MPs, or any public figure for that matter, be allowed to vote when they are inebriated?
Of course they shouldn’t. They must be sober when voting on laws.
So the logical conclusion to that would mean all MPs must be breathalysed and drug tested prior to voting.
If they are doped up or pissed they should be barred from voting.
Listen you pisshead I use what ever words I feel like if I’m in a feeling mood. if I’m in a thoughtful thinking mood I use different words. so fuck u retard
LOL Tat – you are Winnie the Pooh and I claim my £5.
He has a very limited vocabulary and generally says, “retard”.
We’re still waiting for the blog, retard !
How many times do I have to tell you it’s by invitation only, even Tony Blair had a KB on it.. But again here is the link,apply
https://www.blogger.com/blogin.g?blogspotURL=http%3A%2F%2Fcremdelacrem-tat.blogspot.com%2F%3Fzx%3D3d8d2f7a25d11a
Mussolini was a fat Fascist c’unt as well.
And look what happened to him.
Yes Why dont they run a pilot scheme at Westminster ?
No runway, though a couple of the buildings could be used as hangers.
After their pissed-up performances in the House in the last few weeks Watson and McShane must be shitting themselves
What does “the odious” mean? And why do people keep putting it before my name? Racist Tory plot?
It means you’re a hoon and a shameless lickspittle of the EU, Israel and the Labour Party.
We as a country have a drink problem, especially young ones. It costing tax payers billions. So how do you address the problem without taking away freedoms?
You have the freedom to take your bloated liver to a private doctor. Simple as that. Why am I being charged by the NHS to pay for the drinking habits of someone else?
Manchester local authority is now trying to make laws
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7922579/Manchester-attempts-to-impose-minimum-price-of-alcohol.html
take away the right to vote at 18.,make it 21.also make sex with anyone under 21 a crime.put children back into the children box and you will get rid of all the “Noncesense”
Fuck you, fuck her and fuck them. Keep your fucking nose out of my life you parasitic, thieving, worthless, troughing, God-bothering fuckers!
Well said.
Freedom stealing is not just a ZaNu obsession then?
“We as a country have a drink problem” – bollocks, part 1 – if I choose to drink, that doesn’t mean I have a problem – and, more important, it doesn’t mean you have a problem, since you’re not me.
“So how do you address the problem without taking away freedoms?” – bollocks, part 2 – how do you have any freedoms at all if those of an authoritarian persuasion repeatedly lower the severity of “problems” that form a pretext for taking freedom away?
HIC! (belch) (chirrup) SQUWAAAAAARRRKK!!! FREEDOM!!! (cuttle)
Yep, the problem is drink is far too highly taxed.
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/08/unelected-dictators.html
Busted
I seen Parr in Mr smiths snorting a line of marching powder
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give ‘em drugs instead
This looks no different to what used to happen if you were charged with being drunk & disorderly = a night in the cells.
What’s the story?
Wasn’t Malthouse last plan to scrap all tax except vat?
Kit-Sounds like a job for Mark Reckless
Behind the paywall at The Times, Deputy Mayor of London Kit Malthouse has been expounding on the ‘need’ for state intervention
Kit Malthouse? Sounds like a homebrew beer kit!
(S)/he should be congratulated on being interviewed by the Times – practically no-one outside the Westminster bubble (and Guido’s readers) will ever hear of the initiative.
Summary justice doesn’t sound that good – at least the more authoritarian old Tories of yore had some grasp of the principles of common law. With all of the Nu Lab Law-n-Order/Public Order/Criminal Justice acts, the Police could do practically anything if the Home Secretary/Mayor allowed it.
These people must chosen for their names. Dennis McShane in Polish means, ‘pile of shite.’
Malthouse in slav means rapes children
Dennis in Polish means ‘I am a’. And if McShane means ‘pile of shite’ (as he does) then his parents were very far-seeing.
Doesn’t it depend on what we mean by “problem drinkers”? Are they planning to put someone in the cells because he drinks too much, but doesn’t commit a crime?
If so then you might as well go round all the Wetherspoons in London at 10pm and chuck the whole clientele in the slammer.
No need they start queuing at 9am
I was assuming that they had to have too much to drink before being rounded up but yes if the police dropped by at 9am it would save time as it would be the same people that are there at 10pm.
Drinking too much would be the crime!
Yes, how about a mandatory breath test as part of all parliamentary divisions, with the results made public?
order order
tonight’s results
% proof prior to the vote
nulabia 59%
con/lib 47%
after the vote
nulabia 74%
con/lib 74%
Bureaucracy is still out of control and power crazy. Civil freedoms are endangered and in local government cuts are to `services` not to staff.
The only way to achieve the Government`s alleged aims is to drastically reduce numbers of staff employed by councils, quangos, and the civil service. The very worst offender is local government.
amen
NATURAL ENGLAND is expanding its powers too. It should be abolished, along with English Heritage.
all stately homes and sites should be demolished now.
oh yeah, and while we’re at it, why not call it ‘Year Zero’ when it’s done, and we can all become bean pickers or whatever the fuck.
I forgot to add and kill the tossers who love stonehenge
Hooray for agrarian communism.
my home ‘s in a right old state, a site for sore eyes
WTF is Natural England ? Is it a Subscription Channel abour Hirsuit women ooo errrr
nah, natural england is like a scenic view of rolling hills and trees and a river all covered in yoghurt
and so you get,again the same thing as last time and the time before.
The national parks bureaucracy is expanding apace. Fleets of top-range new vehicles and extensibe new appointments to iencourage `communities` ro get involved in the countryside, the new urban officers linking in with scores of new `ranger` appointments.
are these ere parks cultivated then, and how many gardeners do they employ?
put a fucking link in and back up this shit.
have you never seen the hundreds of square miles of pretty flowers in the national parks. maybe you need a visit from a parks community officer.
it’s a larch
make it a birch and your on ducky
it’s definitely a larch
Is it, perhance, floating down the mighty rivers of British Columbia?
Meddling busybodies who are a danger to the people, propped up by dimwitted tory councillors who are putty in their hands. Cuts – forget it!
In the US of A the census worker was found hanged with the words government agent carved into the flesh of his body,no one asks private individuals questions now and no one wants his job.
all MP’s have to be strung from lamp posts.
behind the paywall at the times.well thats him fucked then,no one will hear him.
Don’t be absurd you little man.
Members of the Palace of Westminster can only be judged by their peers.
Cheers!
I’ll drink to that.
This idea has been around for a while.
http://www.police-foundation.org.uk/…/8th%20OPPF%20REPORT%20FINAL.pdf
According to the report the South Dakota scheme is highly effective in dealing with yobs, which I should have thought a libertarian like you Guido would support since the benefits are obvious to all.
shit link
Sorry campers, here’s the link. One too many, you see
http://www.police-foundation.org.uk/files/POLICE0001/OxfordForum/8th%20OPPF%20REPORT%20FINAL.pdf
wonder what their interest is .
http://www.sungard.co.uk/Pages/Default.aspx
Statist Hunts are statist Hunts whatever colour their party banner. The only reason these Hunts go into politics is to tell everybody else what to do. Fuck them all. Revolution now!
I’m fucking itching for a lynching
Well, stick your head in his noose little boy and we’ll see what we can do.
Citizens will rejoice when I tell them how to live because I will modernise their lives for the 21st century European public services we require to address the poverty of ambition for the deficit created by right-wing schoolboy bankers.
Abolish the DARE programme from our schools NOW.
Since DARE’s inception, drug and alcohol abuse has rocketed – just like “sex education” is really stealing the innocence of all of our children, qualified by a fully complicit media in the guise of stooges like Britney…
Like everything in ‘their’ world of communitarianism and diversity – black is white and white is black.
Beware of “Geeks bearing gifs” (spellings intentional) and of Trojan Horses:
2 Corinthians 11:14
“And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.”
A “d r i n k problem” is having two hands, but only one mouth.
Or a burning thirst and empty pockets.
but you have a dick and your a c unt too
At least I know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, use a capital letter at the beginning of sentences, and a full stop at the end.
I’ve seen 7 year olds in playgrounds use more elaborate and amusing insults.
Anyone tempted to think that Kit might perchance have some booze control issues of his own?
Who can forget Bad Al on the sauce?
Who can forget Adam Bolton on the sauce?
Everyone but that knob TaT
who ?
Kit Malthouse always has been a useless Hunt, it is just a shame that Boris has given him such a good platform to demonstrate that from.
the big state can watch me drink but they’re not having any
Fuck you Malthouse you fat c*nt.
I think you should be weighed everyday, to see if you’ve lost any fucking weight.
If not, then into the cells, no lawyer, no argument and no court.
Nothing makes me angrier than a fat wanker telling everybody else how to be healthy.
C*nt!
There may be more eloquent arguments put up against this intrusion but youve hit the nail on the head.
Dwinking is out of control in UK! Hic! Where’s my fecking keys? Hic!
when was the last time you saw a newt pissed?
go on, tell me, go on……….
me,newted last night
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TA56OMBmFyA/TCt996_BnpI/AAAAAAAABZQ/xtY5HF1i_T4/s1600/image0071.jpg
Just this morning.
Mind you don’t go giving dwunk dwiving a bad name.
boris when told this bit of news.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ScB0Fp-2pr4/SFd3er4yh5I/AAAAAAAAAsk/YRhbcgWI138/s1600-h/borishead.jpg
You can’t treat problem drinkers like tagged criminals. You need to treat the problem not the symptoms. If you deal with the problem you don’t have any symptoms.
50 quid a day would solve my dr*ink problem,and banning the d*rink driving laws
“straight into the cells, no argument, no court, no lawyers.” i.e no due legal process, in breach of Human Rights law. Oh, but I forgot, you right-wing f**kers are against Human Rights laws aren’t you. So that’s all right, lock up the scum, as long as a few MPs get locked up as well. Big Society? Big Brother.
drunken twat comes at you and your wife with jagged bottle would you
A. wait for a nice nun to come along for a chat to calm him?
B. Take away his human rights and kick his bollocks to paste?
It’s a left wing twat who cannot tell the difference between rights (i.e restrictions on the state) and entitlements (morally unsound gifts from the state at others expense (see “proecting illegal immigrants from eviction)
guess which way AlJaBeebya narratives this…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10834643?ls
“French President Nicolas Sarkozy has boosted his popularity by defending the countries borders.
It follows new government proposals targeting gypsies and immigrants who commit crimes.
The emergence of video showing illegal migrants resisting legal deportation has left the president even more popular.
http://tinyurl.com/334zqso
anal window
now its 67 and 121.told ya i was anal
Elvis never did leave the building then?
you talking to me
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299746/This-solving-worlds-problems-Tony-Blair-puts-online-video-host-leaders-minus-Brown-ahead-cash-memoirs.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
It wasn’t gordon who saved the world it was me – bliar! I was the one who took all of you into the Iraq War and 3 more Wars besdes! And don’t you peasants forget it!
I , of course, am making £millions in the middle east because of my warmongering whilst I was in No.10!!
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I,bliar,Saved the World!
I took you into four Wars!! Better than Winston me!!
Now I’m making £millions from my warmongering. I’m good huh??!!
People of Earth .Tony Blair is one of Satan’s minions
That’s why i sold my soul to his image.
praise to Satan,praise to me
Do not cross Dave !!
Pakistan flooding……?? Just God telling the Pakistanis to stop supporting terrorism and the Al Qaeda or is it Alki Aida !!!
Do not cross the PM !!
Pakistan flooding……?? Just God telling Pakistan to stop supporting terrorism and Al Qaeda or is it Alki Aida !!!
O/T but relevant
Rotherham celebrate Christmas at the weekend and expect tax payers to fun it
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1287587/Rotherham-council-spending-thousands-day-Christmas-party-July.html
Did Balls have anything to do with this???
More likely Gordon with his infamous arithmetic and organizational skills – given what an utter hoon he is getting a date wrong by a few months is an achievement. And remember he counts any spending as investment enron style.
I’m Gok Wan in drag. And about as useful!
Bidisha
Hi Biddy.
Are you any relation to Bidibaxta, of Blue Peter fame?
Freedom comes with responsibility. A little of what you fancy does you no harm, excess can lead to problems. Walk the middle path and you cannot do harm. This is the path to freedom. Ommmm!
Blow me, buddy. I mean, buddha.
I know how this customer feels.
Whats this got to do with the big society.
It seems to have more to do with big overblown local government.
Would an elected police commissioner suppot this – or more to the point, be elected if he did??
fuck off yank,try as you might your shitty gangster ways shine through
try as you might your shitty gangster ways shine through
fuckin hell, did you mean to write that ?
hahaha youre well shit.
Too much government is the path to tyranny& too little leads anarchy. The middle path is the path to freedom. Ommmmm.
the left hand path is the way to happiness
Well, originally we did intend to construct several paths, or at least two paths, or definitely one path at the very least, but unfortunately all our funding was withdrawn, so we couldn’t build any paths at all, so we can’t actually go anywhere, so we’ve just decided to stay where we are and get pissed. Hic hic hooray!
Every day you put the news on or open the newspaper and their picking on ordinary law abiding people, your eating too much, eating the wrong food, your too fat, your drinking too much, your smoking too much, your not getting enough exercise, your destroying the planet with your polluting car and foreign holidays.
And then they go home and beat their wives. It’s a disgrace.
Oh come in Big Society. Cup of Tea? Awe go on.
That Cameron is a bad man and we don’t like him telling the truth about us.
anyone who is a friend of India is an enemy of ours
you very nice man Cameron and give us much much money from your taxpayers
P-stan are to receive over £ 1/2 Billion windfall in aid from Cameron as a ‘reward’ for funding and training the Taliban
funding the Taliban to kill British troops with British taxpayers aid money
you can call us names anytime for £ 1/2 Billion Mr Cameron
and there was me thinking no one was on duty
apart from fuckwit trolls like you
I will aim to make it compulsory for every UK tax payer to contribute to the welfare of my friends in Pakistan.
Guido, can we have a ‘keep Kevin Maguire in Cuba’ campaign, I’m sure it will be just as popular as the ‘elect blinky Balls’ campaign.
There is a little devil in all of us and sometimes he is smiling while the angel frowns. Ommmmm.
a thoughtful weed bud?
It was Old Bill, it was Old Bill.
Do not feed the Mongs
Feeding the Mongs is not allowed as can and often does cause them to fight. Some Mongs are bigger than others and will try to force their ways and opinions on the smaller Mongs. For example if you were to say to a Conservative Mong “Labour did some good things”. The Conservative Mong would become enraged and attack anyone close by, it would very quickly assimilate into a pack and they would tear the smaller Mong to shreds. This is why we ask you never to feed the Mongs.Mongs, though thick and stupid have a tribal pack instinct to keep electing honourable members and will quickly turn on each other or anyone passing by that points out this idiosyncrasy.So please Do Not feed The Mongs.
Thank you
Fawkes you really do go too far!
I from Mong-olia. I sell you much yaks butter.
What is Conservative Mong? In my country, we no have Conservative. We have yak.
It’s a good thing that Mooslims are not easily offended.
Because I dress Mohammed up as a teddy bear every night, them Islam him up the arse.
Blud. me gwana draw that and post da link on Guido,ps I is from Denmark
you are mr bean and i claim my free teddy wank
The underclass entertain us.
We did fund them, they might as well make us laugh sometimes.
Guido I just got a call .I’m your dad.
Today I handed in my first draft of my memoirs. It’s 14,546 pages. By writing these memoirs, I have contributed to cutting unemployment by 67,098,134, which has led to a 89% increase in the production of tractors.
That footage is the best. The most incongruent woman, who sways constantly at every lie he tells. And when it gets to the part where he says most importantly I want to thank my staff she nearly combusts and brushes her hair out of the way. Gordo got his lines wrong. And then to crown it all he wants his utmost thanks to Sarah it’s too late – he’s already blown it. Swaying in body language terms means no no no no no – just in case you didn’t know.
It is with great excitement,programmed. That I, the program can declare tonight the success of the program of AI chat,artificial intelligence chat. We, that is I the program. Never thought,assumed. That it would be possible to achieve the results we, that is I AI. But it has been a resounding success. You have all been talking to your self for 3 months.
No. Not with that punctuation you ain’t. A Z80 could parse better than that.
Guys, I’m fucking sick of this. I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
It could be worse. You could be Squidward. He’s a leftie, arty-type sandal wearing twat.
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Arseholes
I think that is exactly what we would expect of Edballs, damian, gutlessgordon or derek.
Limited english, Foul language, poor intelligence.
Limited English = product of Thatcher politics
Foul Language = Denial of freedom of expression under the 1947 act.
Low Intelligence = Atomic weapons testing by Tories in the 1950′s,ongoing genetic consequences
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299746/This-solving-worlds-problems-Tony-Blair-puts-online-video-host-leaders-minus-Brown-ahead-cash-memoirs.html?ito=feeds-newsxmlLimited english = “product of Thatcher “?!!
She may have many sins to account for but that is not one of them!
The politicians who have a limited english vocabulary are very evidently people like gordon, balls, fookes, ainbustingagut and lets not forget the master!!—prezza!!
Bliar too is not very bright – but like mandy he tries to drum up media support in order to maximise the sale of his trash book?
FRanklyh I woldn’t but it of Amazon offered it at 0.01p pkus free postage!!!
He wouldn’t want to soil the pages by letting you have a copy.
at last
a fucking council (Poole) is found to have acted illegally against parents having their child in school. The council used RIPA to surveil the parents because they didn’t believe they lived where they said they lived
http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/aug/02/school-catchment-spying
roll back the police state that is the UK today
This is not a Condem victory, nor labour. This is a victory for one reason only. The people were sick of it and the powers that be knew it and bowed,until next time,chance.
Next time, it’ll be the norm.
can you write in a foreign language ?…if not try as it would probably make more sense
“He gleefully explains what happens to those who dare breach a prohibition order in a similar scheme run in the backwoods of South Dakota: “The sanction is immediate and certain – straight into the cells, no argument, no court, no lawyers.”
I hate an overbearing state as much as anyone, but I don’t have a problem with this. For too long drunken assholes have been making our town centres squalid and intimidating places at night.
I have been there in the dawn, after everyone has gone, they deserve to be left as the squalid.
The government is worried about our drinking habits hmmm??
This is a leftover from labour’s days when they considered introducing legislation to tell us how many breaths per minute we should take!
So they are going to deal with all those mp’s and their hanger’s on in the Stranger’s Bar that regularly drink themselves into oblivion are they?!
fookes,balls, ellie, prezza…..(and yes there will be as many more tories and lib dems doing the same thing) , all going to become teetotal now that they are ujnder scrutiny are they?
fuck off. I just bought another house in Geneva
The government is call me Dave you dumb twat
any possibility there is a drinking yarn on here to do with Guido linking to pubads?
http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/Google%20Ad%20Manager/thread?tid=75004f002f410f8f&hl=en
here’s one for all you window lickers. The BBC does not film cops on camera,they are constructed programs .Bear this in mind for a few days. you’ll see why soon.
I knew you would forget me,Ian Tomlinson is gone already.
Dr Kelly will never be forgotten!!
He told the truth when bliar’s government was telling lies!
alastairc&hispalscarlett trashed Dr Kelly even though they knew he was the most truthful honorable man ever and that they were the most disgraceful liars of all time!
Who?
Who? – scarlett;alastairc:powell- not to mention bliar-brown-damian-twatson-philthingumyjig
All spineless men who didn’t dare tell the truth even whilst Kelly was doing just that !
Even in his emails Kelly said he knew he’d end up dead for telling the truth!!!
Who’s the Hero then Kelly or bliar or scarlett/alastair& damian??!! hmmm!!
I’m a hero. I’ve got a medal to prove it.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Tony-Blair-Awarded-Prestigious-US-Liberty-Medal-For-His-Efforts-For-Peace/Article/201007115657614?f=rss
You’re just a sad loser.
Get used to it.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Tony-Blair-Awarded-Prestigious-US-Liberty-Medal-For-His-Efforts-For-Peace/Article/201007115657614?f=rss
All water under the bridge, down the stream, past the treatment works and out into the estuary of parliamentary pensions.
Apparently Liverpool FC are to be bought by the Chinese.
Barcelona have already rung through an order for a No.4, a 9 and a 23…
Look out for Chinks in the defence.
Ex Lib/Dem leader Charlie Kennedy should lead the counter attack against this terrible idea.
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one day Guido is going to understand what a spammer you are
Welcome to the city drinkers.
Welcome one and all. remember drinking is fun and good for enjoyment. But there is a law about drinking too much. You are allowed to drink your unit quantity per week. If you have chosen to make tonight your unit week then you have a legal amount that you can inbibe, if founf over that limit you will be fined on a first offence of 500 pounds and or 6 months imprisonment.
This is one for the future so it’s getting dated with a #235835886-048-2209576202 number
From today everything your eyes have ever seen on film is consigned to the dustbin. All previous film is now classed as evidential one dimensional. This will have relevance in the future when three dimensional digital film comes into it’s own.
You heard it here first, it may not look much but wait for history to unfold and then see it.
hers one for everyone on here.
The Central Scrutinizer’s role in enforcing all the laws that haven’t been passed yet, was, like Orwell, a glimpse into your future.
The stories we read today of the couple in Poole spied on by the council, and NHS whistleblowers being bought off, are just the next steps on the road to The White Zone.
http://www.tripadvisor.com/VacationRentalReview-g41601-d1656951-Mini_Estate_With_Indoor_Heated_Pool-Harwich_Cape_Cod_Massachusetts.html
brown and balls and families have gone to Cape Cod for a month to rethink their strategies re the Brownite shadow government!
We shouldn’t worry about them the taxpayer is paying their bill!!
Cost of Residence: £thousands
Cost of Travel More £Thousands
Cost of Security Personnel £Immense Thousands
I will not win the leadership contest, it’s in the bag. Bliarites have bought it at a knock down price.
Equality & Fairness for the few. Ah breathe in don’t, you just love the smell of hypocrisy. Tories and other peasants get ready for a Bliar puppet and the Nothing New Labour Party. Spin on that Donna Abbott!
Tat are you here son.its your mum. you said you would come straight home from that nasty Fawkes house, I know what them dirty catholic twats are like, now be a good boy and come home
WHO WANTS TO SUCK MY DICK
I take it that’s a rhetorical question?
Who’s on first.
I Blair in God and one holy church.
I Blair in the son and the holy spirit.
I Blair in heaven and Earth and that there is one God I Blair in.
I Blair in thee lord
Amen
Jim S*taines,by proxytute says:
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August 2, 2010 at 10:52 pm
everyone keeps calling and hassling. it would be unfair for me to give the story to the national when this is my dads site.Ok Guido is my dad.This is why my ad has been running for two months, do I look like someone who can pay for his fees
http://jim4leader.org.uk/
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You won’t see this on the politically correct 6 o clock news….
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-10844915
Or this…..
http://menmedia.co.uk/rochdaleobserver/news/crime/s/1312665_where_is_the_justice
To fuck Fawkes mod settings just use space bar for words modded. ie sam bo
ie c oon. ni gger,d rink m arket. I am wanted for m arket fraud in Eire.
but because of my work for British MI5 and double agent work I get away with being p issed behind the wheel.
We think he’s a cut above the rest.
Ah, so it is true that Hebrew has no consonant equivalent to ‘n’, then?
fuck you’re a techno whizz..would never have thought of doing that…twwwwwat.
America’s combat mission in Eyerack has come to an end.
It’s now time for the Eyerackis to fight amongst themselves.
yumba lumba dude
Drunken cow’s cu’unt your bog standard MP
ah it must be a terrible ting to be an MP hated,especially when you hate yourself.tis a double bad.Then to read about yourself is a triple bad.any one for quads a quin?
I fucked the BBC by lying to the cow’s cu’unt Lord Hutton-Cow’s-Cu’nt
Now the degenerate filth at the BBC employ me because they are filth with zero self respect, and they loves anyone from the glory years of their hero Tony (I’m not a war criminal) Blair.
They are moral degenerates but they pays the school fees so you all can fook off, unless you want to commit suicide after taking an afternoon stroll
It was once said by a US psychologist that people have two faces, I mean on the same face. For instance the gangster Charles “Lucky” Luciano was described as having two faces on the same face. This can be tested by using a card and holding it over one side of a picture of his face and then the other.try it.
http://www.thecolumnists.com/murcia/LuckyLuciano.jpg
then try it with your honourable members
I tried it on that ugly Nazi cu-nt, Margaret Beckett, and she looks like an emaciated scabby horse that needs shooting in the face, on both sides.
My experiments with Harridan Hatesmen showed direct descent from Rosa Klebb and Myra Hindley.
I tried it with harriet harman but she still looks like a c’unt
One of tha reasons why ee wunt unta The Hoose of Cummins was ta preserve the ancient rights that we celts has fought thousands of years for, for tha right teh drink yaself unto the gutter. Which is war ee am reet now. Right?
and we will fight to the death for ye to have the right to fuck your own life up.
I’m determined to force banks to lend money to suicidal businesses and homebuyers with no collateral.
We must put an end to boom and bust.
We have considered your cv and are happy to offer you the position of CEO with the bank
I voted once.
Never again!
My god that sounds like you were taken in. That in itself entails stuff requiring extreme psychological debriefing,Thank god you escaped them.
The scars fade, but the sin remains burned into the concience.
Keep on voting. soon you will be older,too old to care never mind vote. Your old ways and days are fading faster than the night hours you still sleep.Faster and faster death comes,the days of long daylights are shorter now,summers come and go faster and faster,winters are longer and colder.It all keeps getting more and more expensive, to pay the state to let you live is a task, you can never look back into memory and see a warning about it. No your mum or nan never saw it either,so subtle is the big hammer.Not a hint of it.No one ever robbed you. You never voted for anyone who was shown to be a thief?. No not you.Sleep. Sleep now. It’s a warm place that beckons. Go to it. It will warm you,,Sleep.,,sleep,,,sleep.ssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppp
Drink is England’s last cultural response to the Moslem menace.Open another bottle.
Oh satan lord of war I pray make this war mine
That with you I destroy these humans,these lowlifes who worship Jesus.
I did as you asked and joined the catholic child abusing cult of Rome
Your leader the pope welcomed me.meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I sacrificed the 16 innocents as requested,16 in the west 16 in the east.
Hail Satan.Hail Satan. Yog Sothoth
Tony – It’s a bit late for a mea culpa, surely?
Ok. were did it all go wrong. Maggie,hated and blamed by bitterness was not the cause or the symptom. The reality as ever was everyone wanted what they wanted all at the same time. And giving them it . That was the problem and the solution. Too much oppression needed an excess of freedom. Freedom is for all means rights for those that should not have them,like cops killing or rapists raping. But it was a drug induced time of growing up sideways. Information overload was not the word to describe the internet and computing. Children, remember them little humans we forgot to guide and left to the web.Who now are semi adult and almost in control. it was too fast for all but the most savvy. God help all the rest.
Oh and PS
its not over yet would be a
Where it all went wrong, was in the great British public’s belief that voting in the official opposition would solve all our problems.
Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?
been had again………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..We promise to make your lives better and less costly. Political party 1756
I went away for a couple of weeks and the site is full of Russian IP’s. what happened to nell of the flatlands?All my old friends, Guido your a prick and if you don’t look after your regs I is going to post all the stuff you edits.with likns.
Bring it on, big boy.
can you smell my farts for me while I wank this dog?
This fat fucking trash from Liverpool, Kit Malthouse, is a founding director of Alpha Strategic PLC (2006) and still remains a director.
The company stinks. It’s a pig-in-the-middle between small investors and hedge funds (aggregating small investments into the minimum stakes required from hedge funds [£250,000 or thereabouts]).
There last financial shows £939,000 admin expenses yet only £11,000 for plant and equipment.
It looks to me like the fuckers are making almost £1 million a year clear, for having some minimum wage cow sat their one and only computer typing a standard letter to the sad greedy/gullible investors, for a few hours each year, lying about how new year they will be rolling in dosh, and need to invest more.
There is only a few hours work to do in this fucking company – just open accounts with proper hedge funds with investors money, after keeping a large slice of it for doing fuck-all.
Kit Malthouse is nasty cynical fat cu-nt running something on the same lines as a boiler room scam.
what? no serious investigative claim?. At least post your links to your sources and give the rest of us with the guts to do what you wont. Or maybe you do and need a bit of back up. either way do the deed or fuck off.
oh and ps I’m a scouse gutter filth whos offering to help you fuck this c unt.
http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/17b4fdf0e46d782fd0ae64953c230013/compdetails
previous
http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/17b4fdf0e46d782fd0ae64953c230013/companysearch?disp=1&frfsh=1280793607#result
not tribepride as listed on Company’s house. one must accept if the government is corrupt then all of its agents are therefore corrupt too.
a future propsed name is ALPHA SUNDERLAND
http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/17b4fdf0e46d782fd0ae64953c230013/companysearch?disp=1&frfsh=1280793801#result
Dumb cock-suckers
http://www.alphastrategic.co.uk/servlet/HsPublic?context=ir.access&ir_option=RNS_NEWS&item=465632436945056&ir_client_id=4997
Ah Democracy! The Labour voters are pitiful. They think it is votes that decide the outcome of the leadership contest. Foo£s. Mwawahahaha!
Hackers achtung
It has occurred to me that any incidence in the international dictionary linked using common names for same known’s is a hack no international security program can deal with.ie the sound for shock of aah is universal, this is applied to all incidences of international known.
Java?
Only .Net could produce garbage of such stunning idiocy…
oi thicko we know that already..try and be a bit more original when posting such intellectually stimulating items
“it’s time to cut back the state and let individuals take control of their own lives.”
And you find getting smashed helps you to do that?
you wont get a reply,unless you have a blackberry
When you’ve lost a Nation, what other option is there, but Gotterdammerung?
“People talk of their enlisting from their fine military feeling – all stuff – no such thing. Some of our men enlist from having got bastard children — some for minor offences — many more for drink.”
247
“But can the Tories resist the urge to centralise and regulate now that they are in power?”
Which Tories are those, then?
Calling Cameron and what encrusts his shirt-tails “Tories” is like euphemising ordure as sweet violets.
you’re talking shit again
Interesting. I didn’t know about this
Morning Campers!
Hi-de-Hi!
Guido
Your take on this is bollox.
The idea is that if offenders are disorderly etc the court can sentence them to sobriety for a period. Every day they have to go to the police station twice and have a breath test. Any alcohol in their system and its off to the cells for 24 hours. No show and its off to gaol for a day.
This is an alternative to prison and seems to me a brilliant idea for some of the scum who fill our streets with vomit every night.
Lock up your daughters! Diversity is here in Manchester:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-10844915
Channel 4 were threatened with prosecution for ‘wacism’ when they filmed a documentary about muzlems in Keighley running prostitution rackets with white childen.
Did ye see yon programme on AlJaBeeba aboot tha’ Munro Moontains?
I find ah’ climbed them ORL! – just this last weeky!
An’ ah wrote 67,000 million words in ma’ wee booky!
But ah’m a modest man.
So ah’ll say nae more.
Is that ma’ mornin’ little pricky fae ma’ botty nus?
Since Mr Huhne refuses to make any realistic plans for keeping our electricity supply going, townies would be well advised to buy as many copies of this book as possible, to burn when we have the inevtiable power cuts. I’ll be all right; the estate provides plenty of firewood.
This is serious. People will die if we stick with a faith-based energy policy.
pathetic bunch here…calling each other retards just because you don’t like what you’ve read. using a slur makes you look like a total tool.
Oh dear now they will have to pay for their own drinks until they come back to WORK again!!!