Saturday Seven Up
Silly season is upon us and newsflow dries up as everyone heads for the beach. Guido will be in Ireland and the South of France, don’t expect too much reportage, though the blog will still be updated every day. Anyway if you were not one of the 59,060 visitors viewing 288,389 pages over the last seven days, here are the seven most popular stories (in order of popularity) that you missed:
- Cameron’s Camp Confusion
- Brown’s Unnecessary Minion
- Gordon Lurking, Still Shirking Working
- Does Anybody Really Like Balls?
- Gordon’s “I Was Right” Out in November
- Labour’s Lady of the Night
- Balls’s Bungled Pledge
You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…
Ain’t nobody here but us chickens.
if we book the table at Eden Roc Guido will you pick up the tab ?
Sniff!! Bit passe, the Eden Roc. Guido probably prefers La Reserve de Beaulieu where you are a little further from the hoi-polloi of Antibes!
quite happy there too and their rear mooring is quite convenient too …finding somewhere to moor the 300+ foot boat is such a bugger these days in season.
Fucking hell Guido, your numbers have dropped by 10% in one week!
Are you sure this is such a good time to go on holiday?
Yes – and the roads seem so much clearer of traffic as well. Something must be going on. Alien abductions, maybe?
we’re off today to blackpool with 9 of our 14 children in our campervan..what a lovely time summer holiday time is – in two weeks time all of us are going on a cruise – it is expensive but we are on benefits and save a bit every week to make sure we can manage a good hol now and again
Chickens you say? I like chickens.
How open should government information be?
Open enough so that there will never be another trougher like Harry Cohen with many of his ill-gotten gains intact from his time in our parliament?
http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2010/07/29/on-harry-cohen-s-comfortable-retirement-9069541/
Nice tits !
Let’s have a look then. Don’t be shy, you’re among friends.
Have a great holiday Guido….look forward to your reports from a baking hot beach in the south of france…discretely eyeing the zepelin-breasts jiggling by as you type.
He’ll be watching Zepelin breasts whereas us left behind will have to content ourselves with Abbot’s udders.
He could look at his own moobs! Nah, have a gud un, Guido.
Have a good time Guido, – but mind – no solitary walks in the dunes or the woods with a blunt penknife!
May the trees under which you shade be full of house-trained Parrots.
with a faulty sight on the rear gun hopefully..hic
Enjoy some quality time with Mrs F. and the Fawkettes, Guido. May your holidays be unspoiled by politicians and apparatchiks.
And if you don’t return to keep this blog going then may wild asses defile the grave of your maternal grandmother.
Seconded, but Guido you need to disabuse yourself of the notion that you provide ‘reportage’ on this blog of yours!
“Reportage” – are you in France already?
And does updating the blog once a day amount to being ‘economical with the actualite’?
Happy travels, Mr Fawkes, and may all your troubles be little ones.
I resent your comment “Silly season is upon us”
Ellie and me ensure that the silly season is with us all the year round.
ED MILIBAND FOR LABOUR LEADER
Remember Ed M NOT Ed B for Leader
The Testicular One is currently in last place in NuLiebour’s silly and irrelevant leadership contest. Even his own lot have realised what an odious little runt he really is. Even they don’t trust him, well I never.
Guido must have continued to put on weight. By somehow managing to be in Ireland and the south of France he is of truly trans-continental proportions.
Better lay off the rich frog food Guido.
Have a good holiday.
Francis Maude finds compliment in comparison with film depicting unresolved relationship haunted by fear and confusion
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jul/30/brokeback-coalition-francis-maude
The Times HAS disappeared, Google says so.
What went wrong ?
The future seemed so bright,
but that was before I saw how Socialism really works,
or doesn’t work in reality.
Guido
You seem to have forgotten me
Despite my heavy advertising on your blog
It’s unfair
I’m the new Bob Geldorf and will Change the World…
Garner’s brother, Jack Garner, made 23 guest appearances playing (at various times) a policeman, a gas station attendant, and a stranger in a bathroom.
Those Rockford files were great Jim, time to go back to the caravan. Raining here as usual.
By “great” I assume you refer to the little known pilot series, starring Rock Hudson?
Its fine for some to be taking time off Fawkes.
But I’ve still got a meet n’ greet at the local pot maker,or bead stringer or something followed by a meeting with the Bahamian Awareness society at 11am.
That’s a whole morning wasted on pretend work.
Another 6 weeks of this taxpayer funded hardship.
Going to an Aquarium tomorrow. We call it the ‘Investing in nature’s sea creatures symposium’ on the expenses, but really its a water park.
You haven’t quite got the hang of this fact-finding activity, have you BQ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299050/MPs-hurrah–1-7m-cost-junkets-run-election.html
Bahamian, Bill?
Surely you’ve been on enough Caribbean junkets to know that the correct adjective is ‘Bajan’?
Tha’s not bin troughing enough, lad!
Guido
before you go can you leave the keys to the wine cupboard?
ta
could you organise a conference whilst in the S of F Guido so we can claim it on expenses and enjoy a ‘get to know each other’ awaybreak.
Welcome to France Guido…
Mais oui… bonne route… et faire attention, les flics sont très chaud en Aout avec leurs jumelles de radar!
they are really crafty…they put couples dresed in civvies on the top of bridges just short of the toll stations and transmit speeding photos to the gendarmes who are obligingly then waiting for you to exit the toll…94 euros..tring I thank you….the only good fact being that they do not report back to the uk authorities so general flashs on the camera networks do not produce a Uk notice of prosecution.
The one you’ve got to watch for is the last stretch of the peage section of the A26 going into Calais (Jns 3 – 2 IIRC) – where they get all the UK bound returnees desperate to make the ferrry or shuttle booking. A very efficent operation by the gendarmerie – if you have finished your Euros they impound your documents and give you a map to the neareast ATM. I got nicked about 8 years ago. French plod are much more polite than UK (they don’t try the heavy handed sarcasm – nor do they beat you around the head with a baton or shoot you while sitting in the drivers seat). Also the bloke hauled in before me was a German driving a Porsche at untenable speeds so I suppose they had already vented their aggression on him.
..trying to get his through Moderation in bits as don’t understand problem..
Pt I
The one you’ve got to watch for is the last stretch of the toll section of the A26 going into Calais (Junctions 3 – 2 IIRC) – where they get all the UK bound people desperate to make the ferrry or shuttle booking.
Pt II
A very efficent operation by the gendarmerie – if you have finished your Euros they impound your documents and give you a map to the neareast ATM.
Pt III
I got nicked about 8 years ago. French plod are much more polite than UK (they don’t try the heavy handed sarcasm – nor do they beat you around the head with a baton or shoot you while sitting in the drivers seat).
Pt III – V2
Hmm we seem to have found the paragraph in contention. Merely trying to say the French police are generally a bit more customer friendly than their Brit counterparts, based on my own experience.
Over recent years I’ve had bikes with blue flashing lights either end of the car….been stopped after clearing the tolls…been told to go steady and seen the car reg above the motorway on the LED panel cautioning …’trop vite’.
When I have had to pay..the gendarmes have been very polite and in both recent cases apologised profusely for having to stop me. I do speak french and perhaps that might help but cannot fault them for courtesy.
Has G Fawkes reely gone?
Can ar come oota ma hidey hole noo?
I’ve now written 10,415 chapters of my memoirs, totalling 5,471,698 words. I hope you’ll all be getting a copy. Thank you for your love and support.
Amazon are already offering it at 0.01p plus free delivery.
Even then I wouldn’t bother unless you want to use as a sleeping tonic.
Cheaper than bog paper at ASDA though?
YOU can’t GO on holiday, for heaven’s sake! You’re supposed to be at home “running the country” like that nice Mr. Prescott. That way you’ll get lots of good food, drink and healthy exercise at croquet; all paid for by the poor bloody taxpayer.
But if go you must, then please try to keep us “in the loop”, albeit from a distance.
Bonnes vacances.
On the contrary, The Fat Idiotic Oaf’s liking (apart from hourly eating contests and rogering his secretary senseless over his desk) was to fly around the world and stay at the best hotels at every available opportunity. As a member of the H of L presumably he can continue this activity, the only difference being that, as a Peer of the Realm, he can up the star rating of his hotels. (Sorry, that’s a silly idea, he stayed at the best places anyway.)
Climate change? He caused it.
You malign the man.
He is regarded in China as a highly intellectual global warming expert. They were absolutely fascinated by his skill at downing a hundred spring rolls at a time and gave him an honorary degree at Peking Uni for it.
I’m coming out!
Quick ! Close the closet door behind him !
Bring on the empty rocking horses.
Did you see me play a blinder at the inquiry eh i had them laughing in the aisles with my northern working mans club comedy act have a good one in france guido though personally I can’t see why you don’t have a couple of weeks break in hull wot a lovely place it is best pie and chips anywhere in the land my friend
……..and there are more fat slags than you could shake a prick at.
That applies to the entire universe. He’s incapable of shaking it – it’s far too small, apparently.
i beg your pardon they are not slags they are fair maidens hulls women are the finest young ladies you will find and ok they like to sink a pint or ten and drop their drawers for a bag of chips but you know the reason they squat down and piss in the street like that is that there is a shortage of public toilets on account of the tories cuts so you see my friend cuts = more piss in the gutters that’s what this brokecrack coalition is doing to the country
“Silly season is upon us and newsflow dries up as everyone heads for the beach.”
Yeah, why don’t we fucking keep it that way?
Love me. Please.
getting to bum you,
getting to bum all about you,
getting to bum you,
getting to know that, I bum……
If you think I’m sexy, and you want my body, come on, baby, let me know.
Rather shag a bag of dogshit
Beaches are shit.
getting to bum you,
getting to bum all about you,
getting to bum you,
getting to know that, I bum……
We’ll be back!
In the meantime, please gisa job.
Unpaid internship not leading anywhere?
What do you look like naked?
Getting to bum you…
Oh shit.
What about me? I’m newsworthy and I’m the woman with Balls
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Could Obama be an Al Quaeda mole? – evidence supporting it
- he is trying to drive wedge between one of their few remaining allies – namely UK with his ridiculous assualt on BP and not controlling his senators over Lockerbie
- he is trying to destroy the US economy – by not even considering credible plans to reduce US debt
- he never properly responded to the passport questions raised when he was elected – ridiculed at the time but perhaps there was something in it
- he seems hell bent on crushing Wall St & the oil companies with no idea of what to replace them with
You’ve really figured it all out haven’t you?
about as lucid case as balls for leader…load of…
I thought so – just as convincing as the WMD intelligence we went to war on. Alternatively he could just be another f’witted lightweight politician completely out of his depth on national & international stage.
I love the inside information available only on your blog, Guido.
Have a good holiday.
quick! someone inform the authorities!
sounds like tittle tattle to me
Thank you for that most informative and may I say erudite summing up of the intelligences, circumstances and events leading up to the UK’s entry into war with Iraq Lord Prescott. This enquiry is now adjourned to Ma’s Monster Pie shop.
He’s certainly not thought through the wisdom of suspending offshore oil drilling while at the same time being President of the biggest gas guzzlers on the Planet, doesn’t go down very well with all the American Louisiana rig workers who are going to be laid off either, think he’s reduced to the old politicians trick of trying to find diversionary scapegoats when your popularity plunges, when it happened with Bush he just used to invade a Country (any Country), Oh dear!.
Yes.
Geroge S0ros (Friend of Zeros) got the American taxpayers to loan a company he controls all the money needed to drill off the Brazillian coast.
It’s like he didn’t want any local competition or something….
No.
‘Ere, I just worked out what “Selohesra” says if you spell it backwards.
Only took me two and a half hours, too.
Good thing I went to grammar school in the Fifties, eh?
Guido : If you want a real hoot whilst rubbing yourself on Frenchmens legs
Try singing this to them in the local bar
To the tune of their national anthem
A french man went to the lavatory, just to have a fucking good shit
He took his coat and his trousers off , so that he could revel in it
But when he reached for the paper , he found that someone had been there before !
O’u est le papier ? O’u est le papier ?
Monsieur , Monsieur J’at fait manure
O’u est le papier ?
the British embassy in paris will be very helpfull in securing your release and will help with your extradition
We walked round paris singing it in 1982 and they were not amused !
Err! an old rugby song…. Love it though!
it doesn’t seem to scan… missing a stanza… what am i doing wrong?
Over the barricades comrades
After you , no please after you!, where have all the ‘troops’ gone?
I’m in the brown.
Guido will be in the South of France – where his fashionista tendencies will be properly appreciated.
When my wife caught me using a penis enlargement cream, she laughed.
I told her there’s no need to rub it in.
Oh Dear I suspect that comment is all really about Gordon!!!
Life’s a beach
And I’m the great white.
The Daily Telegraph have just reported the sale of Uk’s Electricity power grids to ‘Asia’s richest man’by EDF. Sorry to spoil the party, but isn’t this story the bombshell of the day? And why haven’t the BBC reported the long drawn out negotiations? It’s terrifying that, firstly, any of our electricity has been in the hands of the French, and now to it is in the hands of a rich Asian is even more terrifying.
Cameron may well be forced to review that non-EU immigration cap now then, and may well have to put up with Pakistan telling him that British (and US) foreign policy has done more to fuel terrorism in that region than anything else.
Yeah, but it’s globalisation and inclusivity, innit?
Is McFuckWitt’s brother involved?
I wouldn’t be surprised…
Him and peter the grim and peter’s pal nat probably if there’s big money to be made from inside and priveleged influence.
“It’s terrifying that, firstly, any of our electricity has been in the hands of the French,…”
Sorry to rub your nose in the garlic, but the UK has been importing French nuclear electricity for years. Without it the UK would probably return to electricity rationing (I remember those long weeks of no lights in the office in the early 1970s)… and be cooking on camping stoves during the winter when it would be too cold for barbies in the garden.
Those days you fondly remember are coming again, courtesy of the ConDem’s adherence to EU renewable energy targets. The windmills of their collective minds, will bring back electricity rationing with avengence.
Of course as vulnerable people freeze to death in winter, they can do so safe in the knowledge their demise was completely avoidable.
It however, would require a British government to actually work in the best interests of the people, not their unaccountable masters, something the UK political class, refuse to do.
Indeed. 35% renewables by 2020 was what Blair (the traitor) signed us up for.
And Cameron with his inlaws’ investments and Clegg’s wife with her directorship will do bugger all to rock the boat.
Have a read of ‘The Wind Farm Scam’ by Prof. John Etherington. It’s terrifying.
Fwit’s brother will almost certainly be involved. He works for EDF doesn’t he?
Transparency, that’s a laugh! Politicians allow us to know about the things that won’t hurt them, never the whole truth.
Yvette Balls has let herself go. She looks almost as bad as Margaret Beckett.
Makes you proud to be British
I see nell’s back.
That’s Yvette darling.
Just put your spec’s on!
I don’t like Brown but I do like brown.
So do I — Golden Brown.
BBC Website
Prescott: intelligence doubts
Look forward to the future.
Look forward to the winner.
What will poor Concrete Sump do in guido’s absence?
Jack himself off with Engineer I guess…
Not at all.
Tat is going to take himself off to Spain for a week.
He’s going to explore the wonders of Granada and the Alhambra and relish the joys of Tapas and a glass of red wine in the afternoon before a siesta!!
Then, after a leisurely swim in the pool attached to his apartment block he is going to go, with his multitude of friends, clubbing ’til the early hurs of the morning.
So a gay bar crawl, sex on the beach followed by a sex on the beach cock-tail and then home.
Fantastic!
Yep I bet Tat is in Sitges right now making connections with the friendly men there.
Silly season hmm?
Seems to me the silly season came to an end when Brown’s chaotic government collapsed in June.
Where’s poor old gordon going for August? I doubt it’ll be the seaside with the kids. And it won’t be writing that book about how he saved the world either, because apparently Kirsty thingummyjig is esconced in Kirkcaldy doing that for him. Her typing speeds are better than his.
Hooray for the heir to Blair!!!
Hooray for call me Dave the gay toff and the brokeback coalition!!!
I love eating his steaming piles of shit and droning on about how wonderful he is.
You are exactly what your title says dear damian.
fuck off nell you partisan brainless twat
Hooray for all the dead troops!!!
Dear Lieutenant General Ahmad Shuja Pasha,
I couldn’t give a fucking shit if you come to Britain or not.
There’s fuck all your lot can tell us that we don’t already know about your terrorist buddies.
After all, the words ‘Pakistani’ and ‘Intelligence’ should never be in the same sentence.
Now Fuck Off Back To Your Cave and take your smelly ninja with you.
Regards,
‘Dave’ Cameron.
Have a good family holiday Guido.
all the best to everyone joining in the Pride marches this weekend in Nottingham, Norwich, Liverpool, Brighton, Leeds and Belfast #LGBT
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/20000495763
Where’s your pride,Mrs. Brown?
If you have not guessed by now. Sarah is a gayer.
Actually I think you miss the point!
Both Gordon and Sarah support the Gay Marches. That’s a Good Thing! Well Done Gordon and Sarah!
Great Pity that you can’t also admit that you are both Gay!
Actually I think you miss the point!
Both Dave and SamCam support the Gay Marches. That’s a Good Thing! Well Done Dave and SamCam!
Great Pity that you can’t also admit that you are both Gay!
and so is Dave
Yeah, and Dave is too.
So’s Dave, by the way.
And don’t forget Dave!
Nor should Dave be omitted
Moreover, a case can be made for the inclusion of Dave.
not that any of us possesses a shred of actual information regarding Dave’s gayness (or the lack of it) but back in 1970 when we were twelve years old it was thought very clever and insulting to call someone gay, and that’s good enough for us!
Enjoy France Guido. You’ve done a great job this last 18 months exposing the corruption and bullying of the now fallen labour government.
You’ve earned a rest. Just mind out for those fried cockroaches that the french do like to slip into one’s food.
We’re taking junior to pebbled beaches,low tide pools, fresh crab salads, wide skies and bracing paddles and swims in the North Sea.
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays to you and yours also Nell.
++huggies++ to the family
Fuck you and fuck all who know you!
Love.Kisses.Not.U.Huhne
Hope you all fucking drown.
You may not be able to swim but the rest of us can!
Try swimming in a sea of debt, sucker!
Wholeheartedly agree!
Me too. What by the way?
The prodigal son has returned.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/weekend/2010/0731/1224275874706.html
140,000 Southern Irishmen volunteered to fight in WW1. 35000 of them died fighting like lions!.
Amazing people!
An impressive and humbling article. Why can’t English journos write to this standard?
English journos?
D’you mean pornomaguire, twitrobinson, pollytwaddle and michaelshite?
ZaNu Labour hacks don’t count as journos.
Madness! Utter madness.
surely the Beeb isn’t so stupid to employ Jacqui Smith?
Nice story from the Mail should screw up her chances, unless the Sunlight Centre gets her first…
If she does get the job, Call Me Dave should be preparing the fire sale of the BBC.
Unfortunately, Dave seems infatuated with the left-wing, morally corrupt BBC. He would probably accept McMental as Director General. I don’t fully understand politics.
Dave will be taking soundings from his chum Polly Twaddle. He’ll follow her advice. Expect Smith to sail in.
It’s all very well getting steamed up, but you have to remember that Dave is not a Traditional Tory. Blair was more of a tory than he is. Dave is using the love-in with the lib dems to kill off traditional conservatism for good, figuring that the public will think he was forced to ditch conservative policies by the lib dems when in fact, as the toenails documentary showed, he couldn’t wait to get rid of them.
We are led by a wet, liberal left of centre concensus, and this is the way it will be for years to come, especially if the changes on voting reform get through.
Luvverly jubbly!
It is irrelevant whether you like or dislike the Mail on Sunday but do read the article by Peter Hitchens re Turkey – published today.
Here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1299213/Peter-Hitchens-disturbing-picture-growing-repression-heart-Eurabia.html
She’s bidding to be Vice Chairman of the Beeb at 77k per annum for two days work a week?!! That’ll buy her and her perv husband a lot of porn won’t it?!
Come On Cameron are you going to allow that! Because sure as hell the public won’t.
Time to get rid of the Beeb if jacqui smith goes there!!!
If this Coalition let’s jacqui smith anywhere near the Beeb then they should expect a grassroots Revolution against them!!!
Time to sell the Beeb off to foreign bidders!
“Asked whether she thought her bid was likely to succeed, she said: ‘I have made an application, that’s all I know’, before adding ‘f*** off’ and terminating the conversation.”
Come On Cameron are you going to allow that! Because sure as hell the public won’t.
If you think Wavie Davie is going to challenge the BBC, you’ve got another think coming. Just like the AWG swindle, mass immigration and the EU, he’s a supporter.
You’ve been had, stitched up like the rest of us in this country.
Time to dump your misguided party loyalty.
Sorry to disagree but Jacqui is perfectly qualified for the job.
She’s Labour
She likes her expenses
She’s Labour
She’s foul mouthed
She’s Labour
She’s a failure
She’s Labour
She condones porn
Oh and she’s Labour
Enjoy the rest and come back refreshed for the battles to come.
Oh and when are you recruiting a Ms Nomates replacement? Its time Guy News came back on stream and TB went back on Al Megrahi watch in Libya.
I’m in Canterbury this weekend. Having a yummy time.
Gayer. Rug Muncher
Dave’s having a yummy time licking Nick’s balls.
Oooh, aren’t we excited by it all?
Gayer
Saddo.
I’m coming out!
I’m coming out!
Saddoes.
Fuck them and their nuclear bomb.
We ain’t scared.
Fuck them and their nuclear bomb.
We ain’t scared.
jacqui smith thinks she’s gong to get that 2 day a week 77k per annum job at the beeb.
mandy thinks he’s going to get that £300kps for 3 days a week as CEO of BP
and gordon thinks he going to get the Saviour of Africa job that he’s been angling for this last few months that’s going to pay him £thousands pa!!
labour’s bottom lione is always £HowMuch can I trough NOT what can I give? We should always remember that!
Hear, hear.
Oh dear, I don’t think Jackboots is terribly happy about her application for that nice little earner with the Wood Lane crew :
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/smith-applies-for-16377000-a-year-parttime-bbc-post-2040932.html
‘The Mail on Sunday said that BBC sources admitted to “a certain degree of surprise” when Ms Smith’s CV arrived two weeks ago. The paper claimed that, when asked about her bid, Ms Smith said: “I have made an application, that’s all I know”, before swearing and ending the call.’
Rather suspect it was the mention of ‘generous perks’ that attracted Ms Smith.
I see Anne Widdecombe’s in tonight.
This is the Central Scrutinizer.
Guido has just worked himself into an imaginary frenzy, during the fade out into his imaginary blog post. He begins to feel depressed now, he knows the end is near. He has realised at last, that imaginary blog posts, and imaginary replies, exist only in the imagination of the imaginer. And ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway?,
Fawkes can fuck off. What exactly has the idiot done for humanity recently?
Fawk all all you Fawking window lickers!
Get a Fawking life!
Derek Simpson, Tony Woodley and whelan
The Unite Leaders have retreated for their August holidays to their Union subsidised Luxury Manors with their heated Indoor Pools and Servants.
All their luxuries paid for by their long suffering hard working Unite naive idiot members
650 MP’s sunning themselves courtesy of the taxpayers until September is OK then?
None of it is OK you fucking retard.
But we all stand in line to suck Obama.
Once you’ve tasted black, there’s no going back!
Has anyone seen a post from Engineer / Concrete Sump recently?
Gay GangBangers R Us!
or NELL
or NELL or jmg2 or TAT ?
jgm2 was the victim of a blue on blue clusterfuck overkill, and is being rehabilitated at the governments expense.
Engineer / Concrete Sump melt down ahead my luvvies!
Unbe-fucking-lievable!
I fuck off for a couple of evenings, drinking and smoking east berks dry and lo, my stalkers are already wondering when they’re going to get to suck my cock again.
Get in the queue bitches.
One at a time.
What’s with all the HOMO language guys. Get back in the closet it suits you all.
Yeah, I bet we all know what you do with your horny hand, ooooer….
Mrs
….so bend over, fuck nuts.
Cup the fucking balls.
I’ll bring my favourite egg cup and two thick fingers.
I ‘heart’ Cameron.
Hi!
I see jacqui smith is determined to get tax payers money one way or another. She has apparently applied for a job at the Aljabeeba Trust. Get this 2.5 days work pays …….. £77,000! Seems she hasn’t found a job yet.
The cow’s got a neck of solid brass.
Logical next career move, a none job with busybodies who pontificate about what other people are supposed to see and hear, funded by the state again, part time, very well paid and with an expenses culture second only to Parliament. Trough on Baby!, its pig out time again.
The BBC should drop the extortion funded model.
Go subscription and subscribers elect the BBC board.
We always have highly paid vacancies for The Right (actually ‘Left’) People
so confirmation that as a man in this country you are now a criminal, full stop.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Sarah-Paynes-Mother-Sara-Payne-Welcomes-The-National-Roll-Out-Of-Sarahs-Law/Article/201008115674447?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15674447_Sarah_Paynes_Mother%2C_Sara_Payne%2C_Welcomes_The_National_Roll_Out_Of_Sarahs_Law_
Sarah’s Law being rolled out by the government following trials in Cambridge. All men are suspects. Further evidence that you are guilty until proven innocent. When you divorce you lose your children – when in the community you are a potential child abuser – welcome to the wonderful world of the coalition
am surprised by your comment anon…surely it is right that local people should be able to ascertain the convictions of someone they have reason to think may be a potential danger to their children…although I do see problems in expecting that supposed confidential information be kept confidential.
does that apply to every other individual/ group in the community then?
how will this implicate female child abusers when evryone’s looking out for men?
and what about people wearing funny hats – can I call the police when I see them acting strange? just to check their criminal record – not that anyone is quilty of a crime FFS
I’m not advocating the law Anon and am sure the uses of such interaction could very easily be extended by the powers that be to ascertain how much someone farted but whoever has been convicted of child abuse be it man or woman should be someone that from that time on parents should be told about. I accept entirely the thin end of the wedge argument and am against almost all types of big brother systems but how else do you deal with an issue like this…ignore the reality of their past actions and expect they turn over a ‘new leaf’ or make some effort to do something.
In answer to the specifics you mention if there are 9 male to 1 female convicted child abusers …point that out to the public…I do not know the actual ratios but they can garnered.
Funny hats is a different matter altogether…if they are really bad deport them …if only slightly silly fine them and if just bad taste send them to ascot.
happy hols.
Good morning for fucks sake
I recently asked for a ham roll at my local bakery.
“Crusty okay?” says the assistant, absent-mindedly.
“How the fuck should I know?!” I told her.
I don’t even know anyone called Crusty.
thick as thieves won the biggest cheer at the Political bloggers hustings, saying: “We can’t have Order Order run by the chattering classes.”
From the Mail’s report of Jackboot’s application for her 77K part time job:
” Yesterday, her former constituency agent Graham Vickery …
When asked about Ms Smith’s BBC application, he said: ‘It was not something I thought she would do. I thought she would involve herself in academic work, where she is particularly strong.’”
Academic work? She was a cookery and needlework teacher, ffs! Mind you, there aren’t enough cookery programmes on the BBC, are there?
Hasn’t hubby got any views on programming? (after the watershed of course).
Remind me which organisation had employed Jackieboots’ sister as a researcher?
Oh, yes it was Al Beeb, so is nepotism still rife at White Powder City?
Monopoly.
Quan Go!, do not go to jail, collect £200, land on another property.
If the comments at The Mail are moderated, this one got through. Class act.
“Well if anyone’s going to employ her it would have to be something like the BBC and I bet they have a quite extensive film library, so that could save her and her husband a few bob, eh?
- Juan de Fuca, Saanichton B. C., 31/7/2010 “
From Juan de Fuca to another.
The ‘reply’ option didn’t appear in the right place.
Was going to post the following to the Mail but not keen on providing email details.
“I think I speak for the majority of taxpayers when I recommend that, given her extensive knowledge of the justice system, a more suitable position would be as a ‘lady’s companion’ at HMP Holloway in an active or passive
position.”
1980-1990 Lavrenti Beria Law College
1990-1997 Pigswill taster
1997-2006 General purpose fat cow & expenses trougher
2006-2009 Committee For Public Safety (Reign Of Terror)
2010-present Tub of lard wanting even more from the public teat
This is the eternal lie as told by Labour. They are forever telling us through the Meedja that such and such a candidate/minister/MP is academically gifted, a towering genius etc etc etc No they are not they are FOOLS !
The person who invented masturbation must’ve been such a wanker.
Was it Andy Burnham ?
Order Order is currently down for planned maintenance.
We expect to be back in a few hours. Thanks for your patience.
Or, Thanks for your patients.
here we go again. There’s now a legal challenge to the budget on the grounds that it unfairly discriminates against women
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/aug/01/budget-legal-challenge-women-equality
maybe the way forward in this country would be if we sent all women to fight in Afghanistan so the men could sit at home then be arrested for abusing children
Leeches. They feel they deserve the money extorted from men.
And every time we have a budget it also unfairly discriminates via the tax take against smokers, drinkers and car drivers, whoopee!, could be the end of civilisation as we know it, all Taxation is illegal!, had to be an article in the gormless Guardian.
Nobody sleeps better assured that we live in a safer world becaue of Martix Chambers and their ilk, NOBODY !!!
This fox could be trained to eat the faces of politicians:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/28/article-0-02E70489000005DC-195_634x379.jpg
That Mr Balls, – what a wonderful man!
And he’s so inspiring with his Vision and Message For The Future!
And he’s set apart with so many years of working with the Wonderful Mr Brown.
I look forward to seeing him elected.
Morning Campers!
If they truly do have plans for world domination, then using the offspring of a bemused philanderer and a lesbian as breeding stock is a funny way to go about it, innit?
Jewishness comes down through the female line. If your old mum’s a Jew then you are. If she’s not then you’re not.
Hooray! My mum was a peg-selling Gypsy so I’m not a dirt joo.
Cluster f*ck
Labour lose the next election. It’s official because Divy Miliband says so!
It comes down through the female line. If your old Ma is one then so are you. If not then you’re not.
I’ve now written 11,543 chapters, totalling 9,634,178 words. It’s my masterpiece, my magnum opus, my crowning glory.
But still can’t get a proper hard on.
Let’s just wipe out Kraplakistan and Krapghanistan and be done with it.
Why stop there? Belgium, Iceland, Guinea Bissau, Belize, Tuvalu, the list is endless.
Having a deliciously yummy time in Canterbury. My hero’s in Killcuddlies.
No he’s not. He’s wearing a suit and shirt in a small dinghy!!!:
Hee Hee Hee!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299315/For-goodness-sake-Sarah-Gordon-Blue-Harbour.html
Will no one rid us of this shrimp:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/most-ancient-species-is-alive-and-well-in-scotland-2039212.html
Suit you sir.
Gieves and Hawkes must wonder if Brown has ever asked for advice on buying casual clothes. Do they have a range suitable for climbing mountains in Scotland? I guess that someone does a nice line in tweed suits for all those Munros. Brown will model the new munro bags for Climber and Rambler.
We love David Miliband because we too are two faced. We gladly let him kiss both our cheeks.
I saw the most intelligent piece of graffiti ever today.
I was dropping a batch in a public toilet when I saw something written in very small writing at the bottom of the door. As I leaned over to see it closer it read….
“You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle”
Afternoon Duckies!
What do you call 1000 dead Pakees floating down a river?
The best news all year.
Mmmm. You must REALLY feel outclassed.
[...] Well, Parliament is no longer in session and it seems also the spiritual inspiration for Wilt, Guido Fawkes, is also taking a rest http://order-order.com/2010/07/31/saturday-seven-up-42/ [...]
Trying to fart when you’ve got the shits is very similar to trying to sneeze when you’re eating coco pops
I cheated on my wife. Now I’m in deep shit.
Simple solution to terrorism and loss of life in Afghanistan and Iraq. Withdraw all troops from both countries. Let them blow themselves up. Then, to stop homegrown terror, deport all hate preachers, and stop all immigration from Pakistan, Afghanistan and whichever African countries the 7/7 bombers were from. End of problem. And it’ll save the billions we’re wasting in those shithole countries.
Please to be giving us much free benefits. Thanks you please. And Death to your country.
You clearly have not heard of killing the goose that lays the golden egg.
Stupid man!
Everywhere I go, employers take one look at my CV, see that I used to work at Labour HQ, and tell me to fuck off. It’s not fair. Oh, why did I ever work for Labour? Maybe I should erase that bit from my resume.
Instead just say you were in jail. Mind you claiming you were in jail for 13 years would be suspicious as no criminal gets a jail sentence that long.
Fancy joining me & the team for tonight’s phone bank for @edballsmp. 6-8:30PM, right by Victoria Station. Tweet @johnringer
..if unions oppose it:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/gmb-joins-tory-right-in-campaign-against-vote-reform-2040853.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299401/General-Sir-Richard-Dannatt-quits-Government-defence-adviser.html
Even General Dannatt can see through Dave Cameron as a sham and out of his depth.
If Jacqui Spliff gets the job at the BBC, here’s a rangeof shows she could be doing soon
1. Wanknight
2. Top of the wankers
3. Wankertime
4. This Wanker
5. Top of the wankers
6. The wanker at night
7. The wank show
8. Top wank
At least her hubby wouldn’t need to be buying porn then.
You’re hired!
We only hire mincing Nazi shit-eating peedo fister, and gusset sucking Nazi lezes. She’ll have to chew the scabs off be arse to get an interview.
If jacqui smith gets that job at the beeb , the beeb are in big trouble.
She is renowned as one of labour’s mega troughers ( not just for her porn).
If they take her on board, the Beeb will be completely discredited as a serious and worthwhile media organisation.
Everytime she pops up in the media as representative for the beeb we shall all be thinking about how they are also, like her, mega troughing off the taxpayers for no benefit!
Anyway it’s time the beeb was sold off it doesn’t have any useful benefit that privately owned media companies couldn’t replace.
Private companies would do a better job and not cost the taxpayer a penny!
My Tory MP thinks the BBC is marvellous and an example of good public service broadcasting ….. he’s a wanker too
There are ten labour mp’s to every one tory mp that thinks the beeb is worth paying for from the taxpayers purse.
Your tory mp is an idiot!
And every mp , of whatever political persuasion. that thinks the looney left wing beeb is worth £billions of taxpayers money, in any circumstances, but especially now when we are in this huge hole that the spend spend spend labour government has dug for us, is a complete moron!
Sell the beeb off to the highest international bidder , preferably in bits!
Cameron has said the same thing about the BBC you thick twat
Evening Campers!
Evenin Ducky!
Har har har
as another friend of mine is made redundant, with little prospect of finding similar work, and being in her 50′s you just can’t help but worry about how hard it must be being rich and famous
http://www.brassmagazine.com/article/celebrity-perks-free-stuff-rich-and-famous
even when they fail, eg CEO of BP, they get wonderfully taken care of whilst the rest of us can die as far as they are concerned!
brokeback you got a problem houston…see a shrink your phobias are taking over the brain again…you’re beginning to sound like a WASP that needs a good twatting.