Shock: Balls Breaks Promise
In some shocking news, Ed Balls has said one thing and done another. As Guido reported earlier in the week, Balls made a bit of a blunder by promising to pay “interns and volunteers” the national minimum wage, whilst turning a blind eye to the fact that his campaign staffers are, err, unpaid interns and volunteers:
Leaving aside his unpaid brunette bag-carrying Bevanite, Balls has today even had the cheek to advertise on W4MP for unpaid stuff:
Idiocy and hypocrisy is always a toxic mix.
This whole campaign has been an utter write-off for Balls, and now YouGov reckon he will be the first knocked out of the race. If the idea all along was to secure his place as Chancellor, how is coming last going help? Political betting specialists Smarkets are running a book on who will be the humiliated loser..
Looks like it’s going to be a tight run off between Burnham and Balls.
Useless, sweaty twat. Hope he wins.
What an idiot! Mind you Ed Balls has got a book release to think about…
We’re fucking rich and you’re fucking poor. HaHaHa. Peasants.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1151892/New-questions-David-Milibands-property-empire.html
If you belive him, Marx said that ‘All property is theft’.
I revised Marx.”All Milibands are thieves”.It has the benefit of truth.
“All Labour politicians are wankers” – Charles Flaccidwidger 2010.
“All politicians are wankers” – The British Public 2010.
The real beauty is that however unpleasant ballsup is neither Miliband will ever be PM – both have all the gravitas of a 17yr old politics student, both look and talk in completely weird ways, both are tainted by the blair regime (and David by torture) – both will look so childish, immature and ranting away with hyperbolic rage that callmedave despite his obvious faults has nothing to fear from either.
labour out for a generation – bring on the marxist militwats
ha ha ha – how will they criticise increasing the inheritance tax threshold when they did this??
they probably will – both totally shameless – look at david miliband criticising cameron yesterday given miliband’s appalling track record as foreign secretary managing to upset india, the US and russia and leave us open to allegations of torture.
Balls is a 5 star wanker – God please help him become labour leader.
Amen to that.
Guido made him his favourite and tried to rally support around him.
He was doomed from that second on.
Farking ‘ell!
This was boring and fit only for wankers like LabourList the first time you ran it.
It’s not getting any more interesting the second time around.
Oi – we wouldn’t even run this dross. Guido’s shot his bolt.
This is David Miliband:
http://www.kin.co.uk/news/40.html
That wanker with the terrible haircut at back left is priceless. When the video starts, he’s doing a ‘Bobby Ball’ with his braces (yes, he’s wearing braces!) and then does that “nodding dog” schtick that Yvette Cooper always does whenever Harriet Harman is speaking.
What a complete bunch of uttter C**TS
Can’t we just send them all to bloody North Korea or something and see how they enjoy Socialism then ?
Political reasoning says that balls would be the best leader for the current government but the prospect of hearing his crap at the dispatch box really grates
So what was Balls saying here, that all voluntary work should be paid work ? Voluntary…Paid ???? WTF !!!!
Burnham and Balls (deceased)
From Balls’ job ad – There will be plenty of opportunities for socializing with our young, fun, diverse team.
Can you imagine the sheer, gut-wrenching horror of going for a few beers with a group of “diverse” individuals who think Ed Balls is ace? Holy shit, it doesn’t bear thinking about.
So it’s just Balls and his champagne socialist cheerleader “Bevanite” Ellie then ?
Oh…and “socialising” doesn’t have a ‘z’ in it. Labour-educated morons.
It does too!
It’s got to be Balls.. the idiot is a liability to himself and a danger to the country.
Stupid bag of worthless scum!
He should concentrate on sorting out his wife’s red complextion.
Um, that’ll be my fault. She loves it up the stove pipe.
Is there anyone out there mad enough to take up this job ?
Hello, I’m still alive. I could come back.
I thought you were busy writing a book ?
You fuckin wanker Guido. You’re a total twat. I’m now a changed person and am fuckin calm and right of center. Asshole.
Just because Kryptonite Smelly is sitting opposite, doesn’t mean you have to get all slippy Freudian on our ass Ted.
So do they make them all line up on stage while they announce the results? Where do I get tickets?
They have had all their serial untruths exposed and have been humiliated at the pols. But still they cannot tell the truth on any issue, they even oppose there own law on AV.
Balls is a troughing hoon. I would not feel sorry for his staff, they nick other people’s ideas. So they are not exactly deserving of a wage. Gellard is in it for publicity. Good riddance to the troughing hoons.
nowt new there then
His incoherent rambling yesterday on the ‘losers team’ leaders debate showed as much sense.
There is waste in the public sector..?
“Well, there is waste in the private sector too. Just go to Headingley and see the people enjoying corporate hospitality.
“What’s that got to do with public sector waste?
“Erm…its all just waste. everyone is inefficient..”
“But this is corporate sponsorship, not food vouchers to people already receiving benefits”
“Its all waste..”
???
He looks and sounds more like Peter from Family guy, every day.
“I don’t like bees..never got bees.What do they do? Uh huh? Ok.well, I don’t even like honey..or wax.. or why do they live in hives..why not huts? Answer me that…. I like Llamas.”
Bill, what channel was the debate on, and if part of another program, which one please?
5Live yesterday morning. 10-12 I think.
I was watching some of it on either BBC news 24 or the Parliament channel – I couldn’t stomach more than five mins so I don’t know how long they stayed with it
That VD show was a classic, there was enough material for 100 stand-up comedians if they weren’t all polishing up their old-Etonian and Brokeback Mountain jokes.
To be fair, Balls agreed to sign up to a pledge that “employers must pay interns what they’re worth”
It’s not hypocrisy to do precisely that…
As far as the Labour leadership race is concerned, I wish there could be a coalition of leaders, a sort of micro politburo. That way voters could treasure all of the distinctive traits that make each candidate so unique!
What if in your opinion the are worth
….Fuck All ???
That’s a crying shame, Ed would be ideal as leader, he would ensure liebour stay in opposition for a very long time.
.. as will *all* other candidates.
So Ed Balls wants volunteers to be paid?
They they wouldn’t be volunteers, would they. They’d be employees.
He is so thick.
I will be pwime minister. And once I am pwime minister, I will close down all newspapers, and take full contwol of all TV and intewnet in owder to maintain stability.
Riiiiiice aaaand peeeeea!
He’s in the shit now. I should know.
I’ve told you all before, we’re playing “Ed Says…”. So I don’t have to do it as well. I need new motivation now the taste of Gordon’s cock has gotten old.
Ballsdrick! Have you been eating dung again?
Balls & Bevynight. Labour and Champagne Socialism. I am sure Gellard is lapping up all the publicity & the perks she is getting from this. I find it hard to have any sympathy for her or any other hoon who supports Balls.
I’m off to Canterbury for the weekend. Ta-ra.
Mmm. Lot’s of lovely licking.
I love K’unt I mean Kent
mummy please don’t leave us alone with the scary angry man again !!!
I’m in Killcuddlies writing 10,000 words a day.
Which word are you writing 10,000 times today?
Canterbury
Google is very informative
OBAMA
(whilst wanking furiously )
Ed coming last. That’s a first.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/7918364/Iraq-WMD-evidence-was-tittle-tattle-says-John-Prescott.html
Fat tramp
Prescott was always a tit man.
John loved mine, especially covered in Pies and gravy
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Auntie Hilda has told me to tell you shes not posting to you again ‘cos you’re a dick and you just keep repeating yourself
As Samuel L Jackson said in Pulp Fiction, I’m a bad motherfucker. Literally.
Nurse, where is my pampers?
Ed Balls , The gift that keeps giving
Could not happen to a nicer bloke
We’re on our way back! We are the natural party of government!
Bollocks
Can we can clean up the financial mess and end your wars before you make a triumphant return.
Shouldn’t take longer than fifty years.
“Natural” as in : rancid – criminal – bare faced liars – incompetent buffoons – self serving arrogant opportunists – as deeply unpleasant a sub species of humanity to be found anywhere on the planet.
Ed should have had some nice chickaahn, riiice and peeea. It make me feel ireeee and wanna do da bogle-bogle!
Cuyah, she gwan like she nice eee!
This myth that Balls ensures endless years of labour opposition needs addressing.
The uncharismatic D Miliband is a Jack Straw clone. Who will spend his time in opposition clutching at straw. Feckn useless.
Mummy, how did you and daddy meet?
When I was handed a tube of anonyspunk at the jizz bank.
She answered the ad.
Need a visa? want to stay in the uk? looking for a wealthy husband or are you just willing to get married to help others.?
Contact Baroness Scotland’s matchmaking service.
No questions asked. No passports seen.
have you got the pictures?
I’ll give Labour a landslide.
I’d have been a very fine prime minister, boyo. Well alright! Well alright!
Balloons for Balls. Once they have had a good kicking.
A bigger shock would be ‘Balls keeps Promise’. I fink itsaloadaballs personally.
This is for you Guido, babe
Gd piece on the importance of our ‘Labour friends of’ groups on @labourlist http://bit.ly/cEX7zi
it would be really nice if Balls took one, short intake of breath and then exploded all over his office wall
He really does need the help of St Jude, assuming that godless socialists can get that sort of aid…….
As for any aide, they should be certified for joining that loser’s campaign.
Hopefully Balls is finished in politics.
Having a name like Balls is just asking to be humiliated – so lets hope he’s not disappointed.
Guido’s Balls breaking news.
I suppose you could say Ed has made b….up!!
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