July 30th, 2010

Has Jonah Cursed Miliband The Younger?

Though publicly he is staying out of the race to succeed him, news is allegedly trickling out of the Brown camp. Apparently he has realised what everyone else knew for a long time – that Ed Balls doesn’t have a hope of winning. If only he had displayed such foresight while in Number 10…

Apparently he thinks Ed Miliband is the best man for the job and is in the best position for victory…

Uh oh, Guido is sure that was appreciated… if this is true, then there goes The Younger’s campaign hopes.


  1. 1
    Freggles says:


  2. 2
    My Evil Twin says:

    Oh my! I too think Ed Miliband would make a better leader than D Militwit.

  3. 3
    Irene says:

    I think the curse only applied when Brown was in office IMO

    I am keeping my fingers crossed that MiliE wins.

  4. 4
    Judy says:

    Kiss of Death

  5. 5
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    E Milliband, a good all round egg and a real snappy dresser! he gets my vote !

  6. 6

    His luck might have changed now Guido.

    Me hopes so.

    Nothing better than a nice move to the left.

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    Heavens Above says:

    So if Abbott won, we would have a single, fat, black mum running Britain.

    Could you imagine her negotiating any kind of EU rebate with the hardball negotiators in Europe? – The fat cow can’t even say no to a second doughnut!

    Where do these fucking people who support her come from and how the hell are they allowed to make decisions on behalf of our country?

    What a fucking mess our country is in!

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    E. Combat Stress says:

    That would wipe the smirk of D.Miliband’s lying face.

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    Mystic Meg says:

    Err, first of all Abbott would have to win a general election.
    Not very likely, is it?

  10. 10

    I doubt Little Boy Brown would back a ‘winner’ deliberately. He would not want to be the dull meat in a shiny sandwich. Brown must think Limited Ed is – well – limited.

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    Grimelord says:

    Milligeek has no chance now of winning.

  12. 12
    i need to tell you this says:

    I have never had so much chutney in my cupboard

  13. 13
    Gordon says:

    I would also like to praise the coalition government. Like Tony the Tiger, I think they’re great.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Dramatic smarkets turnaround on Balls’ odds… not looking good Balls!

  15. 15
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    This time Gordon Brown has called it right.

    It will be close but Miliband minor will just edge it.

    The real question is

    “Will Ed Balls quit before he finishes bottom of the heap?”

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    Ed-probably-won't-win ‘NeoEndogenous’ Bollocks says:


    You suckers!

    Gordo’s got it all worked out for me to win – ‘n carry on His Great Work!

    Ask anyone at AlJaBeeba!

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    The Great British Public says:

    “If only he had displayed such foresight while in Number 10…”

    If only he had displayed such foresight before he got into Number 10… :-(

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    I Fucking Loathe Tesco says:

    It’s precisely BECAUSE she’s fat and black that Eye-Roller Abbott garners support. This is political correctness in all its stupid, blind, bigoted pointlessness. If she was white and fat she’d never even have been on the shortlist for her third-world constituency. Wasn’t it smart of her to protect her own child from the scum infesting the schools in the Hell that is Hackney?

    As for “Lord” Diabetes of Hull and his chipolata-sized willy, words fail me. I wouldn’t let the ignorant, obese, bulimic, psychotic tub of grease operate the suction machine to empty my septic tank. Then again, if the fucker slipped and fell in, he’d be among friends and could join them in a one-way trip to the coast!

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    Ed ‘NeoEndogenous’ Bollocks says:

    I like being underneath …

  20. 20
    TaT says:

    Afternoon mongs, still looking for honesty were non exists

  21. 21
    My Evil Twin says:

    This leadership campaign is gonna end up looking like a three legged race.

  22. 22
    Engineer says:

    What has happened to Burnham? Does he still exist?

  23. 23
    Nick B says:

    Ed’s dead baby… Ed’s dead!”

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    I Fucking Loathe Tesco says:

    If only “Lord” Fat Fuck had had the decency to speak out about his doubts over the Iraq intelligence reports while still in ‘government.’

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    tracker! says:

    Useless runt !
    Sorry for being O/T but in a shock decision the BBC has broken the Tory strangle hold on its recruiting : ] and found a new roving reporter for it’s flag ship programme[ hahahaha] ‘the one show’ =

    The One Show editor Sandy Smith said Lady Prescott impressed during her appearance in her husband’s BBC2 film Prescott: The North South Divide last year, as well as in Prescott: The Class System And Me in 2008.
    Mr Smith told television magazine Broadcast: ‘We hope Pauline will bring her interesting perspective on life to The One Show. Coming from the North, and having been in the position she was, makes her a good person for us.

    ‘We think she is, in a number of ways, typical of our audience.’

    We really have to kill the BBC!!

  26. 26
    Grimelord says:

    Yes please!

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    A Fine Pair of Lungs says:

    Troughing Hoons the lot of them.

  28. 28
    Jonty Pryor says:

    Look out Guido,the “bruiser” is after you !

    Ed Balls Hits Out at Guido Fawkes.The injuries sustained by Mr Fawkes are not thought to be life threatening

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    Nick B says:

    Everyone knows Ravid Millipede is going to get the hot potato. It’s drummed into him at Labour seances across the country every evening in hard thick courses of electro-therapy… that’s why his face is lopsided.

    And the latter fact is why he will never be Prime Minister… we (the gormless electorate) are only skin deep and vote on how we react to the candidates. Visually Ravid is all wrong.

  30. 30
    Grimelord says:

    Guido, where was that picture of Gordon taken? And what was he doing?

    I assume that it was a visit to a primary school.

  31. 31
    Mark Lovejoy says:

    Hi, my name is Mark Lovejoy, and my brother Tim is a legend

  32. 32
    A Fine Pair of Lungs says:

    Lying, troughing hoons.

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    P. Doff says:

    OT… the more it unfortunately catches my eye-line the more I’m inclined to think the image used in the Amazon ad for Tony Bliar’s book is rather apt – it appears as if he’s looking through the slot in a firmly shut prison door.

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    Average Whitey says:

    Two Banjos fantastic Chilcot appearance describing in broken English his total irrelevance as a member of Government

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    Scrap QUANGOs, EUSSR Law, AlJaBeeba, END 13 years of Noo_Lie_Bore deceit, bullshit & PC Bollocks says:

    More dosh for the PrezzToff household then.

    Can’t complain can he?

    Meanwhile for the rest of us – pay your tellytax!



  36. 36
    Dig for Victory says:

    Blackberries ready for picking, should be able to pick enough for a gallon of wine at the weekend

  37. 37
    Mrs Khan says:

    Balls is living in dreamworld if he really thinks he could lead Labour and go on to lead the country. This is the stuff of nightmares!

  38. 38
    Lateral Demigod says:

    I’m sure Ed Miliband will display his ‘Brown Endorsement’ with pride.

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    Phil says:

    After racking my brains whenever Ed Millipede appears on the tv I think I know where have I seen him before?
    Wallace and lady Tottington bear a remarkable resemblance, same bulging eyes, rubber lips. Anyone got a lookalike private eye typer photo paster to compare them?

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    Ratsniffer says:

    The one show which has now been renamed “The Gone Show” after it’s main presenters jumped ship and were replaced by the B team…

  41. 41
    Ted Miliband says:

    Eeeeeeeee…..Choochie Face!

  42. 42
    Ratsniffer says:

    Be fair she did send her kid to a private school so she has got some sense.

  43. 43
    Olive from On the Buses says:

    Guido will have to hire a shabby bus, paste Balls mush all over it & drive round London. Never give up Guido when you are so close to victory.

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    I Fucking Loathe Tesco says:

    Yes, but she’s a complete hypocrite, too!

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    Cometh the Hour,Cometh the Man(er not if it means losing me perks like) says:

    So it appears that Senior Labour figures in the Labour Cabinet from 2002 onwards had doubts about the legaility of the basis for invading Iraq and the also the reasons to go to war in Iraq on the basis of the allegations about WMD

    This of course closely mirrors the stories emerging into the public domain that everyone also knew Brown was “mad,bad and dangerous” and would be useless as PM(but on both occasions hadn’t the guts to do anything about it

  46. 46
    I hate New Labour says:

    Brown: f*** off. That is all.

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    Labourlist - laugh a minute dog show says:

    Moribund has an even bigger millstone round his neck. Alex Smith an abject failure in everything he touches has joined Ed Moribund’s team. Alex is the biggest sign of Ed’s forth-coming failure.

    Having failed to get into Cambridge he started to blame the establishment and became a Labour supporter. He added working on Labourlist, taking over from Dolly. A great job where he failed to really increase its readership, quality of articles or the pi$$ pot poor dialogue in the comments. This year he failed to get elected as a local councillor, despite being such a “high profile” Labour figure.

    Face it Alex you are hopeless and judging by the crap you write on LL – intellectually flawed.

  48. 48
    Ian E says:

    Apart from Chris Huhne, Ed the Red must be the most dangerous man in politics: for heavens sake, he is even to the left of Dave the Lad! One must hope that the Curse has indeed landed!

  49. 49
    Rendition, Torture & War Apologist, David Miliband says:

    Gordon, please make your way to the airport. You have won a free holiday to Cuba. Please put on the orange jumpsuit provided.

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    Where's Gordon says:

    Brown probably sits in his room thinking of himself as a Churchillian legend who will one day be recognised as being among the all time greats.

    Let’s compare the two for a moment with random quotes by each.

    Churchill: The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.

    Brown: And we not only saved the world.

  51. 51
    The Great British Public says:

    Much like your spelling then ;-)

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Is Ed the one with the melted mouth?

  53. 53
    Lil Olmey says:

    When Balls has dropped out of the race he’ll be known as Descended Testicles.

  54. 54
    The Great British Public says:

    Or alternatively:

    Churchill: “We will never surrender”

    Brown: “ah feck it, the saft bastards uh’ll keep payin’ mi while ah write ma memoirs an trooser the cash.”

  55. 55
    The Great British Public says:

    Hmmm, I think in reality he’ll still just be known as that useless wanker who used to be Gormless Gordon’s arse-kisser.

    I could be wrong of course :-)

  56. 56
    Ed Balls's Vet. says:

    Awe poor Ed Balls.

  57. 57
    MI5 says:


    You should know that a large part of the Gunring Goon’s staff moved the Ed Millibank camp some time ago…

    The Gurning Goon is fact has no power over anyone now…

    But then TaliBrownie staff are hoping to save themselves…

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    Dig for Victory says:

    Prescott at Chilcot

    ‘He rejected evidence to the inquiry by the former MI5 director general, Baroness Manningham-Buller, who said she had made clear before the war that there was no terrorist threat from Iraq.’

    He acknowledged that, after the invasion, she had warned of the increased danger of a terrorist attack, but suggested she was simply trying to obtain additional funding for MI5.

    So, before the war there was no terrorist threat from Iraq, but e doesn’t believe her, then we invade and kill untold civilians, and she warns this mat result in an increased threat, but no, he doesn’t believe her!

    I am deeply offended that such an imbecile is now a Lord

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    MI5 says:

    Ed Testiules os the one with the melted testicules…

  60. 60
    MI5 says:

    Descended Testicules please…

    Do get it right in English…

  61. 61
    Mr Softy says:

    i have poo in my shorts

  62. 62
    Where's Gordon says:

    Wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

  63. 63
    MI5 says:

    Thuggie Whelan (“fishing in Scotland”) will finally screw Blinky Balls..

    Unite have already gone for Ed Keeky Mossad…

    Only a question of time before he kills off Blinky…

    So Whelan will be back trying to destroy Britain with Ed Milliqueen and that great Teamsters Unite trade union where the fat cat chief fleece their members…

    They are the next on the list Guido…

  64. 64
    binyham says:

    Ed may look a complete weirdo and will never win an election but at least he never tried to cover up torture unlike a certain someone…

  65. 65
    Where's Gordon says:

    Gordon, we told you already not to leave nurse.

  66. 66
    Popeye says:

    Balls for President, snigger, snigger.

  67. 67

    Can I just say how honoured I am to be praised by Gord? He’s a lovely man although not as good as I am at ignoring those funny voices that one hears in ones head from time to time.

  68. 68
    the last quango in paris says:

    Both Eds were screwed the moment they went to negotiate with the lib dems even though labour had been heavily defeated. The move was wrong and pathetic and they both talked nonsense “the talks are going well” etc….. extremely misguided and shows they are crap at negotiating. God help us if either become pm.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Yes, but he’s never had a serious job in Government, so he hasn’t had to make any moral choices.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Mili Minor would be a much better Mili-choice for the Tories. He’s leftier than Mili Major, has made a lot of promises to the Labour faithful that he would have to break once he was leader and cannot make decisions. Mili Major is, by contrast, a grown-up, shifty politician, quite a lot like dave in fact.

  71. 71

    The political world is in shock at the news that ed Miliband has suddenly been consumed by a flesh eating virus.
    Mr Miliband was rushed to the tropical diseases hospital in Chester where he remains in isolation and great pain.

    “Its a mystery.” said Doc Martin.” The Broonner virus is unknown outside of a tiny hamlet in the Amazon. Yet somehow Mr Miliband seems to have suddenly contracted this disease that has a 65 year incubation period. He is only 42. We don’t understand it.”

    Earlier today, on hearing the news, former prime minister Brown gave his full endorsement to Edward Balls, who as we reported in our main story, seems to have disappeared through a Time Space Continuum that mysteriously materialised in his wardrobe…

    Now the weather with Rob Mcelwee.

  72. 72
    marcus aurelius says:

    er wasn’t he in charge of new World Order green mali extermination of UK lightbulbs? He’s a totalitarian just like his father and grandfather

  73. 73
    The Lost Intern says:

    While the old misery’s not watching….I am trapped in a gloomy attic in Kirkcaldy, churning out 10,000 words of tosh every day so that Himself can put his melted wellie of a face on the dust jacket and publish the wretched faarago of lies. Here I am, Eng. Lit. degree from Oxford and at best, if I wait 10 years, I might get put up for MP in some Tory stronghold….and if I see another effing oatcake I’ll shove it up the old misery sideways, I swear I will.

  74. 74
    Sir William Waad says:

    My point exactly. He was Minister for the Rotation of the Earth or some such. What a doss.

  75. 75
    Bob the Builder says:

    But it was Madoff Mandelson who said “the talks are going well etc”;;while spanding his weekends with the “filthy rich”..etc

    And he has just written a book contradicting his own compulsive lying and is making money from it…he is the greatest fraud to have ever had high office in Britain…

  76. 76
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:


    Ed Balls, the Shadow Secretary of State for Education, rejected speculation that he was thinking of throwing in the towel. He said: “I’m farting to the end and I’m farting to win.”

    So there you have the latest update

  77. 77
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    An assignment for you Guido to elevate you to superstar status

    Has Tony Blair contributed to David Miliband’s leadership campaign?

    Two wealthy donors have each given him £50,000 and figures released by the Electoral Commission show his campaign has received more than £200,000 – far in excess of all the other candidates combined.

    Neither Andy Burnham nor Diane Abbott has recorded any individual donations of more than £1,500.

    Critics in the other camps say David is “buying the election with Blairite support” and there have been suggestions that Tony Blair has himself contributed handsomely to his campaign

  78. 78
    D Militwit says:

    That is an outrageous slur by the Tory right wing press which is all out to get me, quite frankly you should be ashamed. Come on, this is basic economics – have we learnt nothing from the damage done by Thatcher. Britain was a perfect country in 1979, she ruined it and we’re not going to let schoolboys like George Osborne do it again.

    I am not a wonk. I am not a wonk. And I don’t get far too heated about unimportant things. I don’t wear ties and I call everybody by their first name, even if it offends them and hurts Britain (or the UK as I prefer)

  79. 79
    David Cameron says:

    What about the Guido curse? Guido Fawkes backs Ed Balls and he is going to lose, probably come last. Well Done Guido…..

  80. 80
    AC1 says:

    Churchill “We shall fight them on the beaches”
    Broon “Obama Beach”.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Who is this Greg Clark? Seems he is going on a crusade around the country telling all the locals that as long as they are a majority then they can stop ALL house building. Even if the site is an allocated site. Seems to think all the legislation and plan making will happen in 1 year. He is out of control.

    As for the Open Source Planning. It seems it is a mission in corruption. The idea is that if you want to build something then bribe all the locals in the next street that will not be affected and show that you have a majority support.

    This will lead to intimidation and neighbour bulling. The planning system at present allows elected members to represent the locals and avoid neighbour disputes. Why are these people so stupid to think that the residents know how to fight a developer.

    I have been to two major inquires recently and the level of knowledge, even after 2 years of bulling by the developer, was too low, and often they did not understand that their evidence was helping the developer.

    It also support the division of the population into the new subclass of “affordable housing”. This is were you get locked into deals that the housing association gets to determine what profit (if any) they will allow you. You just can not get out of the system once in.

    Open Source planning is named wrongly. (Open source is a competition based system of mass involvement in software production, planning has no competition component as the land is not up for auction but is owned by a single entity). It is fundamentally flawed.

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    amongymous says:

    Hard to imagine Churchill chasing an American celebrity (let’s face it that’s what Omaha is having had even less experience than Palin when he ran for Pres) through the UN kitchen desperately wanting a photo op.

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    Engineer says:

    Bill, that was going so well until we got to the weather with Rob Mcelwee. Could we not have had Laura Tobin instead?

  84. 84
    Gordon Brown says:

    I don’t bring a curse. I was a succsessful prime minister and left a tremendous legacy.

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    Engineer says:


    The other question that springs o mind is how the said imbecile came to a position of power in the first place. He was alledgedly appointed to appease the left of the Liebore party; surely they could have found a slightly brighter spark?

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    Some things should be enjoyed over and over says:

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    Brokeback rug muncher says:

    Look at the size of that bitch’s arse at the end as they to go back into #10 to start nicking the cutlery. And the fat-legged beard never changed her facial expression as the demented fat fag was on about love and his mong kids. What a hard-faced cow.

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    As good now as it was then…

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    I Fucking Loathe Tesco says:

    Imbecile? That’s too kind a term for the incompetent, lazy, talentless, useless, philandering, vicious, bigoted, gluttonous (ever seen him in a Chinese restaurant?), obese, ignorant, semi-literate, verbally incapable moron that is “Lord” Two Arses Prescott – and that’s just for starters. That a pot-cleaner from the north sea ferries rose to become deputy leader of the criminally devious Nuliabour catastrophe indicates quite simply that Bliar would grasp at ANYTHING to give his appalling farce of a party the fake patina of working-class credibility at cabinet level. Prescott would be out of his intellectual depth at a children’s birthday party in a Roma campsite.

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    Dig for Victory says:

    Today Prescott demonstrates his lack of understanding of many things, in particular the meaning of English words

    “So I got the feeling it wasn’t very substantial, but it clearly was robust.

    1. Of considerable importance, size, or worth: “a substantial amount of cash”.
    2. Strongly built or made

    1. (of a person, animal, or plant) Strong and healthy; vigorous.
    2. (of an object) Sturdy in construction.

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    Blue Cestrian says:

    Surely the tropical diseases hospital is in Liverpool not Chester.

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    Some things should be enjoyed over and over says:

    I doubt they’re his kids. Far from being mong, they look normal and human. Which rules him out.

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    My Lord Prezza of Trough, Noo_Lie_Bore Illumination, Waiter, Raconteur, bon Viveur, Lecher and *** says:

    Yor jellus coz oi ain’t got no A levls.

    Anyone gotta sandwich . . . ? . . . patsy . . . ? . . . pie . . . ? . . . . chips . . ? . . . anything . . ? . . .

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    Some things should be enjoyed over and over says:

    I bet this is the same expression Brown has when he’s on his rocking horse.

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    Some things should be enjoyed over and over says:

    If there are any Labour members reading, please don’t vote for Balls as leader. We’re absolutely terrified of him. He poses a serious threat and would be most likely to win a landslide at the next election. Whatever you do, we don’t want Balls as Labour leader. He’s far too tough and fierce an opponent.

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    Sarah Carpet, the Burn from Canterbury says:

    My Hero looks as good from the back as from the front.

  97. 97
    Me and millions of uvvas says:

    Agree with you there, – whatever you do LieBoreites – DON’T VOTE FOR BALLS!

    We is truly terrified! He’ll carry the country! And then where shall we milch cows be?

    Paying more taxes still!


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    Ed Balls's Vet. says:

    Awe poor Ed. He is soon to be castrated. You can save Ed by donating to to our Balloons charity and by buying Labour’s Ed Balloons. Ed’s Balls is in your hands.

  99. 99
    salesman from Sharwoods says:

    You can never have enough chutney. We have a special offer at the moment BYGOF

  100. 100
    Sales Manager at Sharwoods says:

    Should be BOGOF

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    Dans la Maison Testicule : a la salle a manger says:

    Madame Testicule : Happy Darling?

    Monsieur : Gordon believes in me!

  102. 102
    An Englishman says:

    Yes – but even she’s more desirable than the intensely vacuous nowhere-near-as-attractive-as-she-thinks-she-is Jelly Ellard.

  103. 103
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Two fleas fighting over a dying dog egged on by a subhuman flea trainer
    Do we really care?

  104. 104
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Flea trainer

  105. 105
    Chinese Tesco customer says:

    I love Tesco because they sell live turtles and frogs in our Beijang store so we can slaughter them at our convenience

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    Bob the Builder says:

    Alex SMith (one of that tribe) makes the whole case for New Labour…

    A failure at everything he does…

    But stills manages to worm his way into a position in the Zanu Labour disaster…

    When will they ever learn…?

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    Engineer says:

    “Ed’s Balls is (sic) in your hands.”

    Speak for yourself….

  108. 108
    Chief Rabbi says:

    Actually Jaffa’s £ 200,000 is for the synagogue…

  109. 109
    Gunrnng Goon says:

    Ere you yobbo..I will set my friend Whelan and his hooddies onto you…

    I don’t nick cutlery…

    I just flog gold at Britain’s gold at the lowest price to my City friends who I then give a knighthood to…and then give them tax breaks…

    Then I ruin the country and rip you all with my gold plated pension and MPs salary and expenses which I do not earn…

    So there…

  110. 110
    Gurning Goon says:

    Hey Guido

    Give us a wave…!

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    Some things should be enjoyed over and over says:

    Some naughty interweb scamp has done some photoshopping on poor old Jelly:

  112. 112
    Grammar School Teacher says:

    Deary me, see me after school Tat.

  113. 113
    Gordon the turd burglar says:

    You should see what floats in my convenience

  114. 114
    Ed Balls shit campaign says:

    So what’s next? Ed in his speedos on Embarassing Bodies having his piles proded.

  115. 115
    Grammar School Teacher says:

    The dear leaders disappeared now so they don’t have to sit there talking leftwing bollox and telling all the zombies what to think and how to live their lives.
    Its got to be an improvement I guess.

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    Grammar School Teacher says:

    Thank you for that, very well put and to the point.

    Here’s a gold star.

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    bliar's lies says:

    Eddiemiliband as labour’s shadow leader and balls as shadow chancellor.

    I should like to see that very much.

    It would beat any other comedy duo that we have enjoyed over the last 25 years.

  118. 118
    Tat Modern says:

    Ed Balls “I’m coming last,Ellie. Oh fuck!”

  119. 119
    Poor Bill says:

    This whole blog thing is now old hat.

    Nothing changed, not thing will change because of it.

    What a waste.

    Pora ee ty

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    Anonymous says:

    Idiot she’s a politician!

    What better qualification for her job than hypocrite, is there?

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    For anyone who's ever been cold called says:

    I sympathise with this customer’s reaction to being cold called by BT.

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    Labourlist - laugh a minute dog show says:

    I feel sorry for the little prick, getting up every day to reams of reality that proves he’s a missguided nob. He had the conviction to stick with it….. read that as stupidity.

    Ha ha nob jockey.

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    Labourlist - laugh a minute dog show says:

    Jelly told us to vote Brown and now Balls, serious judgement failure. Haowever totally qualified for a role in Liebor.

    Stupid shitstain.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’ll be a BT customer who has Vista on their laptop and a BTHomeHub for the internet then won’t it!

    The customer can’t access the web because of the incompatibility of HomeHub and Vista. Limited Access it’s called and it’s not funny!

    And neither Microsoft nor BT give a toss!

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder where gurning gordon has gone for his summer holidays?

    I bet it isn’t suffolk.

    I hear he got on long haul plane and cleared off to the East Coast of America!

  126. 126
    Ex TimesOnline user says:

    Has The Times disappeared off the face of the Earth yet?

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry should have also said –

    Bit like brown and balls when they were spending taxpayers money faster than a leech could take blood!

  128. 128

    Don’t worry.
    Ed Balls is campaigning to have all interns paid.
    You’ll be on £5.80 P/h just as soon as he becomes Prime Minister.

  129. 129
    Where's Gordon says:

    Even this man would have been a better prime minister than Gordon Brown.

  130. 130
    Where's Gordon says:

    Margaret Moran’s fallen on hard times since leaving parliament.

  131. 131
    Labour has no Balls says:

    Pity. Really wanted to see Balls get it. He’d have been spectacularly bad and kept Labour out for 5 years easy.

    Milli Ed looks normal but left wing and protectionist of publice services won’t rub at the moment. And if Gordon backs him thats reason enough to shit on him from a great height..

  132. 132
    yawn says:

    David Miliband was always going to win it.

  133. 133
    The Lord Prescot says:

    It’s all tittle tattle. Tracey’s got the tits and I’ve got the .

  134. 134
    Morcambe & Wise says:

    Fuck you.

  135. 135
    Windowlicker wanking furiously over yesterdays man says:

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap #SPLOOT#

  136. 136
    FatFuck Pickles the Pig says:

  137. 137
    flogging a dead horse says:

    shame the public doesn’t give a fuck about him any more isn’t it ?

  138. 138
    The Curse of Cameron says:

  139. 139
    Ed Balls says:

    Is it too late to defect to the Tories? I still have my Nazi outfit and my rubber Bazookas.

  140. 140
    The Curse of Guido says:

    too late suckers

    Guido Backed Balls and so he was doomed

  141. 141
    dragonfly says:


    bliar’s sofa deflates!

    prescott, Chilcot’s final witness says ‘ I doubted that wmd was right’!!

  142. 142
    dragonfly says:

    What is the times? hmmm?

    They’ve gone, disappeared off the face of the earth!

    Doubt they’ll be heard of again!

    None of us are going to much care about their demise are we?!

  143. 143
    Rich Dictators says:

    Eva Peron took hourly baths in chutney.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    I think the big question tonight is why does someone like raoullmoat become a serial rapist murderer & abuser of women?

    It has to do with his childhood, family background and family history doesn’t it??!

    Very like gordon. He is what his family made him!!

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    “Milli Ed looks normal”

    You need to get those cataracts sorted, chum.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s face it prezza you haven’t even got the tat!!

  147. 147
    Cometh the hour, cometh the goggle-eyed, blubber-lipped, punch-me-now sick-joke penis-impersonator says:

    I don’t think Ed Miliband is very good actually.

  148. 148
    Tapestry says:

    Cameron faces urgent issue of trust.

    Redwood demands a referendum on loss of sovereignty.


  149. 149
    local yokel says:

    ask your husband nell

  150. 150
    me and my vulva says:

    You are talking rubbish, I could lick her for a month without a break. I bet her pussy tastes of sweet honey.

    Why do you think the vacuous Balls tolerates her? Her wants to lick her out as I do.

  151. 151
    one of Bojo's many bastards says:

    are you my Daddy?

  152. 152
    Trotsky says:

    there are no bright sparks in liebour, new or old……

  153. 153
    Brokeback weather girls says:

    The weather is shite, and when you want to know why, some proz comes on the telly in disgusting catalogue clothes, stoking the slide-changing button stick like a long thin nob, and doing cock-sucking motions with her used gob as she drones on mindlessly about fronts, with wind coming out of her gaping arse.

    Fucking cu-nts. Why isn’t the weather done by meteorologists who know stuff. I’m fed up with these proz bitches talking shite.

  154. 154
    keep yawning says:

    True, follow the money.

    David may well win the labour leadership; what he won’t do is win a general election. It is hard to imagine a person who could more quickly alienate the electorate with his wonky lectures on how they should change their lives. Add in possible revelations about him covering up torture and his general lack of tact and his dithering and I believe he could do worse than the Gorgon (yes really)

  155. 155
    13 Years that fucked the economy says:

    Yes its a bit like wanting to become Pope but bringing up your kids as atheists and then when this “inconsistency” is questioned, turning round and saying my personal life and family life is irrelevant and how dare you bring my family into this. Thats Abbots defence basically.

  156. 156
    This isnt just any sleaze, this is New Labour Sleaze says:

    Is this Mrs Sleazebags reward for putting up with her husbands adultery, that and the peerage of course.
    Granada have missed a trick though. In Pauline they have a perfect replacement for Bet Lynch on Corrie.

  157. 157
    The Man who came in from the all Women shortlist says:

    The Unions want Milliwit the Younger because they believe he will be the candidate most easily manipulated by them. I have to agree with their judgement on this. They will of course feed the media with great tales of Eds immense intellect etc etc etc

  158. 158
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve so far written 9841 chapters, totalling 1,526,794 words. My publishers suggested I edit it down a bit. I persuaded them to change their mind with my trusty Nokia.

  159. 159

    […] Has Jonah Cursed Miliband The Younger? Though publicly he is staying out of the race to succeed him, news is allegedly trickling out of the Brown camp. […] […]

  160. 160
    Ransack the Elder says:

    He was auditioning to advertise the new “Garden Claw” on QVC. I think he’s made the short list.

  161. 161
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like things to trickle out of me. I mean, out of my camp.

  162. 162
    albacore says:

    And Dave’ll get right on it.
    He will.
    Just as soon he’s routed the racist krauts and frogs and opened the gates of Brussels to a flood of Turkish delight.

  163. 163
    albacore says:

    Just turn the sound off and enjoy.
    Same principle applies, with knobs on, with all the Little Hitlers bullshitting themselves into a lather for the Lib/Lab/Con Big Society circus.

  164. 164
    Captain Peacock says:

    ‘Today Prescott demonstrates his lack of understanding of many things, in particular the meaning of English words’

    Did you notice another pay cheque from the British public coming their way.
    Lady Prescott getting a job with the BBC.


  165. 165
    Ben Dover says:

    Advantage Millipede …..new balls please.

  166. 166
    Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath Literary Reviewer says:

    I understand that the launch party will be held in the Kirkcaldy branch of ” The Works”……..

  167. 167
    JRand says:

    “When will they ever learn…?”
    Do we want them to?

    Liebour’s feral children are now all out in the playground fighting to be the big bully but so infantile is the party that they are doomed to the chase forever and good riddance.

  168. 168
    Uncle Arthur says:

    bugger off back to your comic collection then

  169. 169
    Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

    Prescott at Chilcot yesterday demonstrated what was so very wrong about the new labour concept…a under average intellect in position purely to placate the ‘unionesque’ elements and bereft of any real substance whatsoever. What a joke to hear him defend Tony agonizing over every death..sofa government…the sofa he was on all the time…tittle tattle etc etc..complete buffoon who is a very unworthy member of the HOL.

  170. 170

    I’d have put it in Mold, myself, but then that’s just me.

  171. 171
    B. Gates says:

    Anyone who hasn’t upgraded to Windows 7 by now is a cheapskate and a cu­nt.

  172. 172
    Tony B. says:

    Wrong Bob, I think you will find it was me. Must dash, got a plane to catch, cant stay in the UK for more than thirty days, y’know tax avoidance thingy, ciao!

  173. 173
    Tapestry says:

    The backbenchers should fight on this issue and turn it round. Don’t bother with Cameron. He’s off on an ego trip.

  174. 174
    ‘Twatland to lose £480m in welfare reform shakeup’ says:


    Serve them right for producing, then harbouring, McTwat, the ruinator of nations.

  175. 175
    bergen says:

    Yes.It does now appear that the New Labour Cabinets were the most spectacularly useless in Britsh political history.Even the most powerful PMs had ultimately to defer to a united cabinet in opposition.Those inadequate troughers just rolled over and died.I exempt “Cock”Robin-nasty bloke but a decent and principled minister in public life(alas not his private life).

  176. 176
    Biffo says:

    ‘Imbecile’ in its old fashioned meaning usually refers to someone who is mentally challenged through no fault of his/her own e.g. brain damaged at birth/accident. Lord Fatso LoudMouth however, very thick to start with, has consciously avoided doing anything that might increase his knowledge in any way – I think a better description might be ‘complete & utter fuckwit’.

  177. 177
    Anon2 says:

    Hurrah for HIV – hope its looking for some new takers on the East Coast of America

  178. 178
    keep dreaming says:

    He’s a Blair clone like the other two Blair clones Dave and Nick.

    The economy and the publics feel good factor will decide the next election as usual.

  179. 179
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

  180. 180
    filipinomonkey says:

    Haven’t they finished yet?

  181. 181
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    yes, you are right, they are bastos, bastos and always bastos…… !!

  182. 182
    Mr Spock says:

    The two Miliband boys were the result of a failed experiment at a Kremlin lab in the 1960s.

    Both have no childhood photographs. Both have strange plastic hair. Both move awkwardly like Thunderbird puppets. Both speak Klingon and are distantly related to Redwood. They went straight from university to research and into government. Both speak in monotone. Both have odd tastes…bananas….wheely bins. We call them wonks but…….

    Only Blair knows the truth……

  183. 183
    Inspector Knacker says:

    More importantly start investigating Blair, Patten and Prescott

    Check out the paper trail………….

  184. 184
    Brokeback cock-wanker says:

    He’s your dad.

  185. 185
    me and my vulva says:

    Must say I really would like to show here my clit, fat arse or no fat arse.

  186. 186
    One dress size too small says:

    Works …… in Kirkcaldy!.
    You’re having a larf.

  187. 187
    Rev. Cuntwatcher says:

    oh very drole ..now fuck off back to your comics I’m trying to write today’s sermon.

  188. 188
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Mary Roach

  189. 189
    Mr Pat L says:

    Was it to curry favour?

  190. 190
    Yvette says:

    Oh, I think he’s rather sweet looking, in a swivelly eyed sort of way.

  191. 191
    chris says:

    I just want the best man for the job and I think that is Ed Milliband so let us get on with it asap please

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