Friday Caption Contest (Bullingdon Lads on Tour Edition)
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
What a nice horn you have there
“Dave said he had the horn for Nick, now I’ve got one of my own.”
http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2010/07/make-love-not-war.html
This horn reminds me of Nat on his yacht in the Med. Mmmmmmmmmm.
“I’ve got the horn, anyone up for a game of sticky biscuits ?”
This takes me back to my wedding night.
” I didnt know it was this Bull in the labour leadership race “
Sorry to go off topic but everyone should check out this article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1295158/TORTURE-INQUIRY-Nailed-David-Miliband-6-lies-abuse.html
Looks like if D Miliband wins it could be disastrous for labour as more of this story comes out.
O/T I know but just would love to see the smirk wiped off the twat’s face forever.
Looks like a lot of bull to me
P
Mr Prescott, I haven’t seen you in ages.
Lib Dems are so easy to pull these days….
The bull is thinking: “Mark Oaten’s already had his way with me for 12 straight hours. Please give me a rest.”
Bullshit. Literally.
” I wish my horn was that big”
I don’t lack courage, I just grab the bull by the horn!
Osborne: “Tracy, Prezza asked me to say hello for him.”
This is not the only sacred cow I’ve had to deal with
Gordon, we know you’re hiding inside. Come on out.
You can’t beat a good tosser.
Ok, so God got mad at the Israelites for the whole “Golden Calf idol” thing. But d’ya think he’d mind us worshipping a bronze calf? This is the 21st Century after all!
“This reminds me of one night when we all buggered a horse “
Just two words the first is bull, cant think of the second but I know it starts with s . . . . . .
I wonder what Brown meant when he said this bull will have to replace his broken horse.
No one will hear your screams, Mr McBride. We made sure the encasing was sound proofed.
Tip of the hat for your Heliogabalus reference.
Hell! Not only is that good, it is scary!
That’s not how you wash it, give it here.
Bullshit or a load of bollocks – take your pick.
Osborne demonstrates how to deal with Labour’s Bullshit.
Osborne makes Mandelson an offer he can’t refuse.
You have given me Labour’s bull now where’s the Cash Cow.
“I’ve got the horn.”
Have you met my friend David ?
“Where’s the beef?”
I’ve got the horn!
“And we have agreed with the demand from our Liberal colleagues that shoving a snake in to a bull’s rectum is no longer an illegal act”
bulldozy
“And here’s Dave’s artistic interpretation of a turkey.”
“…you may now kiss the McBride”
The Steaks are high and we have everything to play for. I will have mine rare to medium.
George had bought this load of bull from Del Boy’s Antique Bazaar with our 2010 tax revenues, but don’t worry Dave this time next year we’ll be trillionaires!!
Entrance to the Bullring is round the back.
Ooooo….fresh meat…
Come over here Vince the bull wants to meet a red rag.
Here’s one I did on my holiday in the Camargue.
“Yeah we just strapped some paper to its arse and let it write our manifesto.”
“…..which we will now cheerfully ignore, and say that the LibDems made us.”
Papal
Ahh Europa! Our destiny ! May I ride him first?
Gordon as leader behaved like a Bull in a China shop.
There’s no more a satisfying pleasure than stroking a large horn!
“Ahh, Lord Mandelson.. I knew him Horatio!”
Osborne points out there is no sacred cows in this coalition by getting to work and pulling the bull by the horns.
Chancellor contemplates horns of a dilemma.
is there something we could learn here for miscreant governments, bankers, civil servants, local government officers, police and media luvvies?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/7918468/North-Korean-football-team-shamed-in-six-hour-public-inquiry-over-World-Cup.html
Anyone else get the Two Planes email?
One showed the England team’s return (tired and missing their families after 3 weeks in a luxury hotel) and the other from Brize Norton showing the coffins of four soldiers repatriated from Afghanistan who will never see their families again, after 6 months in a tent.
The email campaigns to ask the England team to give two weeks’ of their salaries to Help for Heroes.
Hey Dave I bought this Bull with the magic beans that Liam had left us. Now we can be real Cowboys.
“Mind the windows Tino”
We plan to cut the Bull along with the deficit. This cost a fortune.
“I will now illustrate how the Labour leadership race is all bull and how you’re sure to find Balls bringing up the rear.”
Alternatively: -
GO: Just to show what I think of his energy policy, I got this bull for Chris Huhne.
DC (out of picture): Good trade.
We are on the horns of a dilemma.
There he is. Brown in a Red tracksuit. Go get him Bull.
Balls bull or Bulls balls?
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend .
I’m not sure how this relates to the picture?
Until we open your box, we don’t even know if the poison got you. But we can hope.
“Meet Prescot. Take care, the shit comes out of both ends”
Lovely
We all have to make a sacrifice..and this is mine.
Homage to Catalonia
“Bulls to you as well “
Ahhhh…BS.
Ozzy: “Mmmmm- reminds me of Burgess-Davenport just after lights-out in the dorm ……….
The Chancellor was amused to find out that the Wall Street nick name for gordon brown was Knossos the Tosser, because he was so full of bullshit.
On removing the blindfold George sees his guess of Lord Mandleson was wrong…
claps!
In my youth I got a cup full of milk out of one of these beasts. Bitter it was, and curdled my coffee.”
From the Garudian:
“Lord Prescott admits intelligence doubts….”
You an me too, JP. After you with the HP Sauce.
This a symbol for New Labour’s economic policies and it cost you all a fortune.
Bull + Shite
“Can you smell BS?”, said the bull.
Is this what Dave meant when he asked me to milk his horn ?
Putting on a bit of weight, isn’t he?
Snort…
***paws ground with hoof***
I call him Peter, you can ride him as much as you like and there’s no charge
I’ve got the horn………
George gives Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper a headstart before he lets the bull loose on them.
” George Osborne Helps Ed Bulls to relaunch his leadership bid “
Brown goes for Ed Banana as new labour leader, that’s him fucked then
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/politics/article-23861794-gordon-brown-thinks-ed-miliband-will-be-labour-leader.do
how can Brown have the time to make this comment when he’s so busy with his book????
Fire up the barbie, Bruce; here’s dinner.
Does George have the horn or is that a lot of bull?
Now we have a Redbull let cut the Balls off.
I promise not to make a pigs ear out of this as Labour have done!
At last, the embodiment of Balls
Q: What’s the difference between a bull and Ed Balls conducting an orchestra?
A: The bull has the horns at the front and the a*sehole at the back.
Nice one – I remembered it applied to Dexy’s Midnight Runners all those years ago!
Georges wife doesnt look to happy ?
‘This bull is get on my goat’ said George sheepishly.
Osborne introduces the new British deterrent.
Fake Location, Fake Grass, Fake Bull, Fake Coalition, Fake chancellor
Osborne poses with Kay Burley
I want one of those.
Osbourne: “reminds me of college, on grass and lots of bull”.
Brokeback coalition begins “Bull” Herding.
” Can i have some vodka with this redbull ?”
Ah, brings back memories, all that snorting.
“If I keep going with the bull they might not notice that I’ve never had a proper job”
You wont get any more cast iron bullocks from Dave this is bronze
And this is what I have bought with all the savings made through halving Tom Watsons & John Prescotts Parliamentary food allowance.
Here’s where much of Britain’s problems stem from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leU1kbtIZUI
It makes you want to puke, frankly.
No! This is where most of the problems stem from, makes you puke and lets hope someone is going to wake up!
Ah. This is why the Sikhs and Hindus I know hate Muslims.
You silly old punt, if you don’t like that song and all it stands for you should find another country to live in!
Mr Osborne improvises in sex-ed lesson after Mr Miliband eats the banana.
MR Miliband complains, says his banana tastes of fish.
‘Mmm, nice. Could you also cup my balls please?’
Ride em cowboy
Reminds me of my fagging duties at Eton.
Well **ck me, one click shopping with Amazon…and it’s here!
Bull: “When Gordon Brown met me, he tried to mount me!”
George Osborne: “It’s no wonder. Have you seen his wife?”
Ah breathe that in. Don’t just love the smell of BS.
….in the morning.
Osborne dispelled the rocking horse myth, revealing Gordon had actually installed a bronze bull in the Treasury, the rump of which had been polished to a sheen by the nappies.
Awe. George takes the last of the Labour Bull to the slaughter.
The old logo sold more port.
http://www.cellartours.com/photo/toledo-la-mancha/thumbs/osborne-bull.JPG
I Think if we airbrush out the ‘one half of the pantomine horse’ we could use the bull as a powerfully symbolic emblem for NuNu Liebor!
Idiots!
You fink you’ve got rid of Gordon!
Well you ain’t!
Coz I’m gonna be the Noo Gordon!
That is one damn fine specimen of weapon of mass copulation
“keep off the grass while I’m snorting”
10 times more people are killed by cows than bulls in Britain each year.
Not a lot of people know that – especially old gruff lezoes who sneak up on cows to suck their tits and get trampled to death.
Did you know that immature females are in the habit of doing this? It is not so much that the cows exhibit Sapphic tendencies as that they have not been fully weaned onto grass.
To be filed under ‘boring but true’.
Bullfighting ban……it,s about Elf&Safety…..it,s the Right Thing To Do….
Cock and Bull
Does it come in red?
I said “find out what crap that mental Balls said, not go and grab that metal bull’s head”
“Money gives me the horn”, says George.
I’m feeling horny…
Tell me again where does that Git Titmarsh live?
When the time comes, guess which part of Cable’s anatomy I’ll be ramming that?
I now have a good source of Bulls from Catalonia to trample on BBC bullshit.
Nick Clegg (off camera):
“I know what you’re thinking, George: why am I doing this? Well…”(sighs heavily)
“Birmingham’s sacrificing it’s iconic bull…”
“Dave, Vince and you, you’re risking your reputations and careers…”
“Vince is risking cutting his hand off with that hacksaw…
For goodness sake, Vince! Remove that black mask and striped jersey!”
“Cameron’s been four days fasting in the lotus position, to sustain his remarkable Ghandi impression. He can’t hold out much longer.”
“So I got this for the sacred cow, to conceal the holes once we’ve chopped it’s horns off…”
Clegg rips off his own black mask and pulls the female Regent’s crown from his swag bag.
Osborne: “What! You stole the Ko-i-Noor! But Dave can’t return it to India on the Sacred cow, Camilla has to wear it when she’s female regent…
because of the curse.”
Broon’s voice from behind a curtain: “Curse? Aaaagh! We’re all doomed. Don’t return the Ko-i-Noor to India, give it to the already cursed Scottish Queen!”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osborne_bull
I’m feeling horny.
Yes. I have no bananas.
Come to daddy my precious
If i rub this horn will it fire sticky manjuice into my face like at prep school ?
142 if your Manjuice is sticky, you have a venereal disease. See your doctor.
Bullingdon babe feels a bit horny…
I do it this way…quite a lot actually!
Gideon gets the horn….again.
After the Lynchin’ party.
If you know the Rothschilds your OK by me
Why didnt George look at what he was doing and take notice of what he was holding? Maybe he is a nice person and didnt put 2 and 2 together like the rest of us do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this a sheep?
Coalition Profile: George Osborne…
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