July 29th, 2010

Proof Gordon Is Wasting Money

Brown is, we are told, pounding out 10,000 words per day. If he were the “Fastest Typist In The World” (150 words per minute), then this would only take him 67 minutes of each day. Leaving him plenty of time to do those constituency duties which he claims he is still doing.

But Gordon isn’t the “Fastest Typist in the World”. Let’s assume he’s a ‘fast’ typist (40wpm), then his 10k marathons will be taking him four hours and ten minutes of each day. Assuming he is doing constituency work until, say six in the evening (as he is paid to do), then he’ll be working until around 11pm each night. Meaning he won’t see his kids. Which Brown professes not to do, so we must assume therefore that he’s letting his book time eat into his constituency work.

More than likely he’s officially a ‘slow’ typist (23wpm). In which case he’ll be spending seven hours and fifteen minutes of publicly paid time on his book. Even allowing him two or three hours for constituency work, that’s a pretty busy day. But those times are merely for copy taking…

What’s the average typing speed when someone is composing? Well, that’s just 19wpm. And how long would it take to compose 10,000 words if one is typing at 19wpm? On average, not taking account for poor eyesight and periodic fits of rage, it would take eight hours and forty-five minutes. Pretty much the same as a full working day, that the taxpayer, not Simon and Schuster is footing the bill for..

Maths via email from Stephen Bray

448 Comments

  1. 1
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Resign gordon , its for the best

  2. 2
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Fucking wanker – I thought we were shot of this useless arsehole.

  3. 3
    QWERTY says:

    We should save the jock wanker the job. Let’s all donate one line each to his memoirs so all mongy has to do it cut and paste it into his WP.

    Here’s mine

    “I really fucked up the economy, I didn’t have a fucking clue, I fucking hate the English (you bastards, I hated Bliar and I love Ed Balls”

  4. 4
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    I cant wait for his book , After courage what will this be called ?

  5. 5
    Simon says:

    The man is a complete and utter disgrace

  6. 6
    Gordon Brown-Stuff says:

    I was always best as a Number Two

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    He’s an elected member of parliament, so like it or not he can spend his time doing whatever he wants. And only the people of Kirkaldy can stop him.

  8. 8
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend .

  9. 9
    Tony Blair - Millionaire says:

    Well guys……Gordon claimed that he had saved the world but it was I who really did…..for it…..

  10. 10
    Fenrir says:

    As he is a known liar i doubt that he is writing 10,000 words a day, more like 10 probably but still on taxpayers time.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off Campbell, you twat.

  12. 12
    Ms Duffy says:

    I really liked that Tony Blair

  13. 13
    employed tory says:

    How to screw up a country and get paid for it

  14. 14
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    Here’s Mine:

    I do poo. I lie. I smeer, well I get other people to smeer for me. I’m a coward. I bullied and thretend my way into jobs I couldn’t do and I lie a lot.

  15. 15
    Susanne says:

    I heard Cameron on Commie BBC WATO this afternoon actually say:

    “Its the right thing to do”.

    Hoons the lot of them – red / blue / green / yellow – political parasites feeding of the rest of us.

  16. 16
    Obamastan says:

    Hey….isn’t that the guy who used to be PM for Britland?

    Jeez……looks like he’s been viewing those crap DVDs I gave him.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Shot at Dawn’

  18. 18
    purpleline says:

    If it would not make the Hunt rich I would start a campaign to buy the book and have a giant bomb fire night burning his book.

  19. 19
    christy says:

    I saved the world is going to be a bit repetitive at 10000 words per day for the length of the book.

  20. 20
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    How many people will buy the book ?

  21. 21
    ItsAlreadyTooLate says:

    Dodgy Dave the “Worlds Greatest Diplomat” spouting off without engaging his brain, and then having to backtrack, and you’ve got yesterdays man and his typing speeds as your main topic.

    If his Constituents don’t want him they’ll vote him out at the next elections.

  22. 22
    The Grim Reaper says:

    And spend more time with his family, AliPally….have you got one?

  23. 23
    Lateral Demigod says:

    Gordon is wasting space by existing!

  24. 24
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Someone put it on wikileaks before it comes out

  25. 25
    McMong says:

    “Prudence! My only love… I betrayed you as I betrayed nation and party: without hesitation.”

  26. 26
    Lord Mandibums publicist says:

    Only people who have gone fuckin mental I guess

  27. 27

    Guido!!! – He’s employing Kirsty McNeill as you well know, because you alerted us to it here

    He’s dictating Churchill style. Really Guido, you are either with us or behind us!

  28. 28
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    “Looks around “

  29. 29
    Alistair of Mayfair says:

    Cut out the smears

  30. 30
    purpleline says:

    I wonder if the blind Hunt is working in braille & typing in Times New Roman 36 so he can read it back and correct with his famous black magic marker.

  31. 31
    What A Carry On says:

    Ooooh matron

  32. 32
    VEE6 says:

    Wasting taxpayers money? No change there then.

  33. 33
    Madrassah Inspectorate says:

    Obamastan…where is your birth certificate?

  34. 34
    streamfisher says:

    Gordon is fascinated by numbers the bigger the better, today 10,000, tomorrow 15,000, quantity not quality, the goal is to beat his previous record of 156 billion so don’t expect an appearance at HOC anytime soon.

  35. 35
    VEE6 says:

    The voices told him to say it.

  36. 36
    fruitcake says:

    He could be dictating the 10K words, how long does that take?
    Then there’s the time the ghost writer/notetaker has to spend deciphering/translating/consuming industrial quantities of caffeine to get the pearls of wisdom* into print.

    *not the wisdom mentioned at armagordon

  37. 37

    “Meaning he won’t see THE kids” I think you meant.

    A great relief to them, him and the Cantabeard no doubt.

  38. 38
    Engineer says:

    Dawn wasn’t pleased. She shot back.

  39. 39
    Gandalf the Grey says:

    ” The Quest for My Precious” by Gordon Gollum

  40. 40
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    I kinda miss the hoon

  41. 41
    Sir William Waad says:

    Young? Sambrook? Guinness? Fuller, Smith & Turner?

  42. 42
    Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

    suspect the contents will reveal the man is bereft of the real world and the realities of his terrible job as chancellor and vacuous performance as PM… complete and utter c’unt.

  43. 43

    ‘Shit at Maths’!

  44. 44
    In the presence of my personal nurses and under medication says:

    Chapter 1

    It started in America. I say again, it started in America. I say yet again, it started in America. I say yet again, it really started in America. I reiterate and say yet again, it really started in America. I reiterate and say yet again, it really started in American America. I repeatedly reiterate and say yet again, it really started in American America.

    Chapter 2

    It was the right thing to do. I say again, it was the right thing to do. I say yet again, it was the right thing to do. I say yet again, it really was the right thing to do. I reiterate and say again say yet again, it really was the right thing to do. I reiterate and say again say yet again, it really was the right thing to do. Is this enough?

    Chapter 3

    THE END

  45. 45
    Engineer says:

    So you keep telling us. We still don’t believe it.

  46. 46
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Will it be in the fiction section ?

  47. 47
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Idiots guide to ruining an country

  48. 48
    Sir William Waad says:

    You’ll be able to read “I Was Write” by Gordon Brown on selected packs of instant porage. Yes, it’s going to be cerealised.

  49. 49
    Alexander says:

    Well it sounds good – it will be a book that we will all want to read – the royalties will be enormous – Gordon will donate them to the HMRC – and our natural debt will be greatly reduced – VAT will not need to increase and the public sector job cuts will not need to happen.

    Gordon is my hero – please type harder Gordon so the book can come out ASAP and our deficit/debt/worries can be reduced.

    …of course, Gordon is giving HMG the royalties – after all he typed it on our time!

  50. 50
    Humbug Hater says:

    This pathetic campaign of yours serves no political purpose and is simply sadistic. Everyone knows, including you, that Gordon Brown is a workhorse, popular in his constituency and conspicuously uninterested in personal wealth. If you insist on continuing with your persecution, at least find some genuine reasons.

  51. 51
    bergen says:

    Why isn’t he simply dictating it and giving a job of typing the garbage to a local confidential audiotypist like any sane man in his position would do?

    Paranoid twat.

  52. 52
    Engineer says:

    In the same way that you’d miss an abcess on your wedding tackle….

  53. 53
    Al says:

    Get a grip.

    Cameron was right, if blunt, on Turkey and the EU plus Gaza, right, if very blunt, on Pakistan.

    He needs to slow the pace down but the he’s to the point and certainly not dull.

  54. 54
    QWERTY says:

    Well so far it’s a better read than the shit turned out by Alistair Campbell.

  55. 55
    Philip McArthur says:

    You have forgotten to add at least 2 hrs a day for picking up and reassembling the pieces of the computer after it has been smashed against the wall.

  56. 56
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    when you put it like that

  57. 57
    Al says:

    Thanks Gordon, your views will be taken onto consideration, not.

  58. 58
    Gonk says:

    Piccy of the orrible goon fiddling behind
    the Speakers back sent shivers down my spine.
    Glad to pay him to stay away. He can take 20 years for all
    I care.

  59. 59
    Hawaii Birth Records Office says:

    It aint here.

  60. 60
    Jack Torrance says:

    All work and no play etc etc repeat ad nauseum.

  61. 61
    pigs in space says:

  62. 62
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Fucking up the country seems good enough for me

  63. 63
    Wee Gordy says:

    You forgot Chapter 4

    I was just getting on with the job…I was just getting on with the job…I was just getting on with the job….

    and then the People Woke Up – Curse them!

  64. 64
    Professor Dunce Ewenivesity of Edinburgh says:

    You cannot hurry genius. Brown is a one finger typist.

  65. 65
    Engineer says:

    The guy is paid £65,000 a year plus expenses by the taxpayers (us) to represent his constituents in parliament and to hold the government of the day to account by, among other things, voting on the bills they present to the House. How many times has Broon voted since the election? How long have his attendances been? What are we getting for our money?

  66. 66

    Standing behind the green door, the Beard tried to decipher the sounds emanating from within:

    tap…..tap……………..tap…fapfapfapfapfapfapfapBIGOTS……..tap…tap…tap…

    And so the long afternoon wore on.

  67. 67
    Bernard Cribbens says:

    where’s this 10,000 words a day figure come from? I’ve only seen it bandied about (repeatedly) on this blog.

    Also, GB might dictate. Sorry to piss on yer chips.

  68. 68
    Average Whitey says:

    ‘claps’

  69. 69
    Penfold says:

    Who says he’s bashing a typewriter?

    The one eyed GIT would be better orff with dictation, faster and more efficient.

    As for his non-attendance, well that’s for his constituents to deal with and carp about.
    UNLESS, that is,
    There are Parliamentary rules/sanctions governing the non-attendance of a paid MP?
    IF there are, then how come they worn’t used on the sinn fein bastards?

  70. 70
    Don Amos King of Caravans says:

    If Brown tried to buy one of my caravans I would tell him to fuck off

  71. 71
    Evie Lennon says:

    And here’s mine….

    I keep smiling as it’s the right thing to do; I keep telling everyone that I’ve never told a lie; I believe I have a great sense of humour; I am full of humility; I always listen to other peoples’ points of view and am a thoroughly nice guy; I am definity not mentally unhinged, it’s everyone else that’s fooking bonkers. Trust me, I am a hard working Scot.

  72. 72
    Penfold says:

    He might have no interest in the loot, being a good socialist and calvinist he expects others to provide.
    But, Sarah, the hag bag, has expectations, she didn’t take him on for exile to bloody Lothian, after the joys of No;10.

  73. 73
    Fifer says:

    A disaster has occured in Kirkcaldy. Where is the MP? Is Gordon available for emergencies? Superman?

  74. 74
    Rat Arse says:

    OK Sarah!

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Tpical Brown, a big number like 10000 without giving a flying fuck if any of them are any good.

  76. 76
    The Cantabeard says:

    Tuscan, it’s like you have been there in dull Scotland. The clicking of the old clock, the outbursts of rage, the endless painful tedium….

    How I wish I was in Canterbury, munching on a nice….

  77. 77
    John from Hull says:

    He’s breathing ergo he’s wasting money.

  78. 78
    Shantelle says:

    Meh… same ol BS… Here’s some new topics for you, Nick Clegg has a short memory masquerading as a clear conscience, Why ConDem is destined to fail…

    The list goes on….

  79. 79
    BluRay says:

    Most of the country wish he was decomposing.

  80. 80
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    “Mind the windows Tino “

  81. 81
    streamfisher says:

    Wake up to Chocolate Brownies, ugh!, the five word essence of half a million words.

  82. 82
    A turgid turd of a tome says:

    It’ll be about as riveting as his PhD thesis on the history of the Scottish Labour party, or whatever the pointless shit was on.

    Of course the boot lickers in the party, the sort of people who invite Brown to weddings, will be sure to be seen with a copy under their arm.

  83. 83
    Nazi Mumsnet says:

    Can’t wait to queue for the signing. Herr Brown will no doubt give us discount or some tax credit. Get it up ye taxpayers.

  84. 84
    Rat Arsed says:

    I know what you mean though g.f.m. I kinda miss Gorgon McBustard too. I don’t have to take as many ‘flirters’ [headache tablets] now, after one of his convoluted mangled speeches and I don’t have to buy any incontinent pads now as I don’t piss myself with laughter anymore. He certainly was brilliant entertainment value.

  85. 85
    Grimelord says:

    Here’s mine

    “When there was a difficult decision, I retreated to the bunker, especially for PMQs”

  86. 86
    Any excuse says:

  87. 87
    fruitcake says:

    what computer? this’ll be a wax crayon on wallpaper job…at least it’ll read like it.

  88. 88
    Rat Arsed says:

    Hang on a minute ‘Humbug’, you say McShite isn’t interested in personal wealth? OK then, where’s he stashed his slush fund that he swore he hadn’t got, AND where did he get that money?

  89. 89
    Julian The Wonderhorse says:

    And what is the typing speed of someone who is blind in one eye and partially sighted in the other?

    And what expenses will he be claiming now, considering he owns only one house in Scotland? Will he be sharing a cleaner with his brother again and getting a bill from him?

  90. 90
    Why do people laugh at Ali C says:

    Except for the stuff he wrote for Forum Magazine.
    That was HOT.
    Well, he thought so.

  91. 91
    Grimelord says:

    What DVDs?

    Debbie does Dallas?

    Harman does Hertford

    Dromey does Doncaster?

    and my favorite Mandleson does Maidenhead

  92. 92
    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    10,000 words a day aye? There’s always falseness in round numbers.

  93. 93
    streamfisher says:

    *** breaking news 2015 ***
    Scottish hermit invents tool for propping up Eiffel Tower.

  94. 94
    SH17 says:

    I WOILD RATHER LICK A BAR OF SOAP THAT HAS BEEN UP ANOTHER PERSONS BUMB WHILST RIDING A PONY THAN READ GORDON BROWNS BOOK

  95. 95
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve now reached Chapter 5631, entitled “Turning Goals Into Results Part VIII Section G: Using Post-Macro Theory For Long-Term Growth – September 2006.”

  96. 96
    The Heirs to the KGB says:

    Al Mong

    Cameron was right only from your point of view. Don’t assume anyone else agrees with you.

  97. 97
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a bellend .

  98. 98
    Canterbury.Its the right thing to do says:

    “The Complete Guide to Beards”

  99. 99
    cant hunter says:

    Just what are we going to do with Pakistan, and the Pakistanis. It’s not a problem thats going to go away, or even diminish. I have to say that I did once know a couple of Pakistani christians at my local Catholic church, and they were very likeable, intelligent , thoughtful people. I’m afraid its the *sl*m*c religion that corrupts people.

  100. 100
    Backwoodsman says:

    Right, just like he used to date a sexy Italian Aristo when he was at Uni !

  101. 101
    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s not true that Alison McGovern’s been receiving treatment for Nokia related injuries.

  102. 102
    Everyone Else says:

    We all thought Cammo was right. So fuck off back to Labourlist, ya commie.

  103. 103
    One flew over the cuckoos nest says:

    That’s 1, that’s 2, ten thousand, that’s 10,000, that’s 10,000 and two today.

  104. 104
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    Dated a Dawn for a while. Splendid woman.

    First saw her when she headbutted a chap for picking on her date, then dumped her date for being a gutless wimp.

    I think it was love at first sight.

  105. 105
    Grimelord says:

    I’m upset that he didn’t start at 5000 words, then 6500, that way he could have updated everyone to the percetage increases and other tractor stats as to his progress.

  106. 106
    Nick says:

    I agree with Dave.

  107. 107
    Ben Dover says:

    The UK really is doomed not only are all of Eastern Europe here they can marry anyone from anywhere in the world and they can arrive to claim their council house and benifits.
    You could not make this up.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298691/Vicar-guilty-conducting-360-sham-marriages-illegal-immigrants.html

    How many is Dave welcoming from Turkey 72 million.

  108. 108
    Irranca Wanka says:

    If he s that short of money he could auction his glass eye.
    Churchills teeth have just gone for £15,000

  109. 109
    Hgh Janus says:

    “Gordon is wasting money”.

    Really? Next we’ll be told that bears open their bowels in wooded areas.

  110. 110
    Southern Softy says:

    He should get 20 years, more like.

  111. 111
    Average Whitey says:

    Totally agree Sir.

  112. 112
    Marquis de Sade says:

    You have to be cruel to be kind…

  113. 113
    Ed Balls says:

    BBC news, “UK PM David Cameron warns Pakistan not to have any relationships with groups that promote the export of terror”. So there will be no more British Airways flights from Pakistan then??

  114. 114
    streamfisher says:

  115. 115
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    In truth the mock chancilor/ bogus PM hasn’t written a single word yet as he’s still dithering over the title.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Is his book going to talk about the nearly 30,000 Indian IT workers have been brought in to the UK despite high levels of unemployment among UK IT workers ?

    They’re exempt from UK tax and National Insurance thanks to a nice HMRC dispensation. For any given level of take home pay, they’re half the cost of UK workers.

    They’re exempt from UK visa regulations thanks to a nice amendment to the law arranged by Margaret Moran and a number of other MPs who were employed as “consultants” by Indian lobbying groups. Employers can and do fire UK staff so that they can be replaced by an Indian.

    The agencies who employ the Indians are based in India in Special Economic Zones. That means that they pay no corporation tax either here or in India. Oh, and being offshore they pay no employer’s national insurance either. UK agencies haven’t a hope in hell of competing with them.

    It’s thought that the next wave will be lawyers – you can do a degree in English law in India. This will be followed by semi-skilled workers who’ll put the production lines at Nissan and what’s left of the steel industry out of a job.

  117. 117

    Yep, along with the koran, torah and the fucking bible.

  118. 118
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Wikileaks sent the book back. They do not wish to publish delusional bullyshit.

  119. 119
    Average Whitey says:

    If he is basing it out at this rate, how much thought and planning has gone into it? In fact, how much thought and planning has gone into anything he has done?

  120. 120
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    He’s a liar. Just as he was lying when he said (or had it put about) that he took a case full of economics textbooks with him to Cape Cod on holiday. Just so there is no misunderstanding: THE BASTARD IS A CONGENITAL LIAR.

  121. 121
    Average Whitey says:

    bashing

  122. 122
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Will he be putting out a large print edition for the hard of hearing?

  123. 123
    The IMF is not coming says:

    I think paying him lots of money for NOT being Chancellor or PM is a price worth paying.

  124. 124
    Dig for Victory says:

    We export the working class jobs, and create non-jobs to cover some of it up, then we import a workforce to do all the ‘student’ and Gypsy jobs, next the middle class. I’m glad I’m not starting out in this once great country

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    QUERTY you might not have noticed by Blair is Scottish and Balls is English which makes a nonsense of your post . Such bigoted hate in you man, just cos your wife left you, get over it.

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    I think his PHD was on some wanker who seems to have become something of a folk hero amongst the Scottish middle classes.

  127. 127
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Does he still go jogging regularly? Or was he just modelling seven year old trainers?

  128. 128
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    That marker pen makes a right mess of the screen

  129. 129
    Gunrnng Goon says:

    I do not type at all…

    Others (when they are here) take my diktation…

  130. 130

    “Everyone knows, including you, that Gordon Brown is a workhorse”.

    Is that comment for real?

  131. 131
    Captain Black says:

    Let’s hope the books are printed in A4, otherwise he won’t have room for his signature.

  132. 132
    Jack says:

    Where is Mandelson when the lights of Zanu Labour go out ??

    Heading the Maiden ?

  133. 133
    Tim Bellend says:

    Hi, I love joy.

  134. 134
    Gordon Brown says:

    I Borrowed one from my friend Mrs Beckett. Had a mishap.

  135. 135
    Testicules says:

    You have got it all wrong you goon…

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    If he dictates he must be employing a secretary. If thats the case Who is paying for their services ? I hope this is not the case because paying someone out of the public purse to provide a private service like writing a book would almost certainly constitute fraud.
    There is no evidence of this however and as such remains only speculation.

  137. 137
    Sir William Waad says:

    Here is something more interesting than The Book of Gordon:

  138. 138

    Lol! Trainer fail.

    They prolly weren’t even his, he looks like he’s borrowed the whole ensemble from a yoot in Croydon. A very poor yoot at that.

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Your knowledge of Calvinism is woeful. It was Calvinism which created the Protestant work ethic which brought Europe into the industrial and scientific age creating great wealth in the process. It led directly to free enterprise and capitalism. Have you never read Max Weber ???

  140. 140
    Gitting Bastard Hypocrite says:

    Didn’t the great Git Bastard bang on about how MPs shouldn’t have second jobs in response to the expenses scandal?

  141. 141
    I don't have the time says:

    I presume your assertion that he is doing 10K words per day is 100% accurate (or at least pretty damn likely to be accurate)? Otherwise it makes you writting this piece, and me reading it, a complete waste of time!

  142. 142
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Do you not remember what he has done to this country Humbug Hater? I think that the man bears a great deal of responsibility for the present state of the nation’s finances. He made some very bad decisions in his time including the doubling of tax on the lowest paid and effectively giving away half of our gold reserves.

    If the director of a FTSE listed company had made some of Gordon’s fiscal blunders in the private sector it would have resluted in a P45, a bin liner for personal effects and a taxi waiting outside reception. Not to mention a quick call to the fraud squad.

  143. 143
    streamfisher says:

    Yes, difficult one, I was the Saviour of the World, The Shining Moral Compass, From Presbytery to Perdition, Half a Ten-pence, Mr Casino Chips or… I Fucked up Big Time and now you are all Gonna Pay!

  144. 144
    Tim Bellend says:

    Perhaps, Suggests he’s slightly more mentally flexible than a donkey, but useful for similar sorts of tasks.

  145. 145
  146. 146
    Joh Prescott- Baron of the realm says:

    Thanks Tony ’tis good that we see each other alright.

  147. 147
    Phil says:

    My struggle to string a sentence together without stuttering.

    How to succeed on a global scale at making a complete arse of oneself

    Destroying a thriving Economy by sheer bloody incompetence

    I could go on but it’s too fxxxing depressing.

  148. 148
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Just because he took lots of books about economics on holiday doesn’t mean he could be a competent chancellor.

    Would you want me to remove your gall bladder on the strength that I had taken lots of books about surgery on holiday with me?

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Probably the only way for the C of E to get bums of pews these days is to conduct fake weddings of immigrants (for a fee of course).

    Just another useless, corrupt institution.

  150. 150
    Dig for Victory says:

    Is this from the re-launched BBC hit, Changing Rooms?

  151. 151
    QWERTY says:

    Hey Anon shouldn’t you be buggering someone in the toilets at the BBC?

  152. 152
    barefootcontessa says:

    But he IS a nice kinda guy, isn’t he?

  153. 153
    AC1 says:

    That’s the kama sutra.

  154. 154
    the serpent of death says:

    concrete pimp, I’ve warned you enough fucking times. You are now officially on my death list, you silly sausage.

  155. 155
    Brown Hater says:

    I’ll get a copy in Poundland when it’s released.

    I still hate him!

  156. 156
    barefootcontessa says:

    I wake up every day and thank god he’s gone. I don’t want to know what he’s up to.

  157. 157
    Where's Gordon says:

    Gordon at work on his book and gets upset when one of his carers take a joke too far.

  158. 158
    barefootcontessa says:

    Someone feels sorry for him?!

  159. 159
    Lil Olmey says:

    Turned into Shreddies ?

  160. 160
    Just Curious says:

    You must be Lord Queen Manglebum of Boy I claim my fiver.

  161. 161
    Where's Gordon says:

  162. 162
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    We got rid of one set of The “Gay twins” in Mcfudgepacker and Mandleson
    only to see them replaced by another pair of cowboys who love it up the wrongun taking over our manor

  163. 163
    Where's Gordon says:

    2:28 will seriously disturb you. I’m not exaggerating.

  164. 164
    Herr Oberscrotenfuhrer Balls says:

    In the past I would have purchased this book, as soon as it was published. I am of course ‘my own man’ now and shall not be partaking of a particularly sick piece of propaganda.

  165. 165
    Albie Here says:

    The piece of shitehawk is still writing at our expense,I suppose it will turn out like the secondhand book I bought today, Fly Fishing by J.R.Hartley.

  166. 166
    Ed P says:

    Polishing a turd takes time

  167. 167
    I Hate New Labour says:

    How the F*** is he allowed to get away with this?

    In any other profession he’d be warned then sacked.

    He’s just proving to us all that MPs are lazy, malingering freeloaders. As bad as the benefit scroungers Labour rely on for their vote.

    I detest the useless fat scottish cyclops. I genuinely hope he dies a slow, painful death as punishment for all the damage he’s done and continues to do.

  168. 168
    Beaty says:

    Did you have to phone around a bit to find that one?

  169. 169
    South of the M4 says:

    A Trojan Horse more like.

  170. 170
    Dack Blog says:

    I hope he’s got a ghost writer because his prose is fucking abysmal.

  171. 171
    Dack Blog says:

    Mind you, I just c&p-ed a bit of his tosh into here:

    http://iwl.me/

    And apparently he writes like HP Lovecraft…

  172. 172
    The gay twins says:

    Me an my bruvva is opening a new nightclub called the cockortwo
    Jack the twat straw is banned and if he calls either of us a foot poof again he’s getting Kellyed
    Now fack off you slags

  173. 173
    The book title says:

    GORDON BROWN: MY STRUGGLE

  174. 174
    Fatwa-nker says:

    Death to you infidel scum

  175. 175
    windowlickers wanking furiously to yesterdays man says:

    toecurlingly thin shit even for the likes of you Fawkes

  176. 176
    We've been 'ad says:

    Quite! but he should be in prison writing it!

  177. 177
    yawn says:

    zzzzz

  178. 178
    Brown Hater says:

    …and what was his name?

  179. 179
    Kill all nonces says:

    WTF @ 3.04, 3.30, 3.40

    Two bullets= head

    It is the only answer for these scum.

  180. 180
    Brown Hater says:

    Probably both of them!

  181. 181
    Where's Gordon says:

    Agreed.

  182. 182
    Muff Tea Cup says:

    No wonder your typing is poor then. Stop bashing!

  183. 183
    Brown Hater says:

    Read Max Weber??? I don’t know, who wrote it?

  184. 184
    Muff Tea Cup says:

    Weber was a biased c’unt spouting his own piss-eyed view of the world

  185. 185
    Elvis says:

    Well, if he thinks that this century should be the African century- he can f**k off there and not come back, taking Mandy with him. If ever the best part of an individual dribbled down his mothers legs- Gordon is it.

  186. 186
    The Lobbyist says:

    Just been for a browse in Waterstones. The place is full of vast piles of Lord Mandy’s epic. They will have to be remaindered by the end of August to make room for McMong’s guide to saving the world.

    Where is J K Rowling when you need her?

  187. 187
    Brown Hater says:

    …on a left handed keyboard.

  188. 188
    David Cameron says:

    This is a genuine letter fron one of my constituents

    Dear David Cameron

    I am sick and tired of having all these dam
    foreigners filling up this country and stealing
    our jobs

    Yours sincerly
    Ranjid

  189. 189
    Humbug Hater says:

    Of course there were some bad decisions, and some had serious consequences. When you’re taking thousands, it’s what happens. Exactly the same applies to company directors. But, whatever the rights and wrongs of his actions in office, whatever the flaws in his personality, there is no excuse for this incessant, cruel, baseless persecution campaign. It’s not funny, but it is sick.

  190. 190
    AC1 says:

    Gordo Brown: “I’m Camp”…

  191. 191
    Humbug Hater says:

    What’s your evidence for that accusation?

  192. 192
    Rufus Stone says:

    Why stop at the glass eye? How about two lungs, a heart (if it can be found), a brain (ditto) or a kidney or two.

    Of course, that would rely on him being dead. Another advantage.

  193. 193
    Humbug Hater says:

    If you’re genuinely concerned, I suggest you ask the citizens of Kiikaldy & Cowdenbeath.

  194. 194
    Rufus Stone says:

    Gordon, to us you’ll always be thought of as a Number Two – you turd

  195. 195
    Sir Keith Joseph's Preserved pulsing head says:

    Strangely enough and this IS true….
    Here in south London our polish neighbours ( actually really great people best neighbours we have ever had) told us

    “we think we move soon- back to where we were in wokingham or somewhere WHICH IS MORE PROPERLY ENGLISH we no like the foreigners here in London”

    At which she glared across our garden to the other side where a truly awful mob of people from the Ivory Coast live and seem determined to turn our street into an African shanty…..

  196. 196
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    What’s that you say CSC he lied about his GENITALS, does that mean he has no balls?

    That explains why he had that scrote Nazie Ed always by his side.

  197. 197
    P E Dantry says:

    Spurious ‘r’ in the title of this posting, Fawkes.

  198. 198
    Heir to Blair says:

    How about:

    I See With My Little Eye

    by Gordon Clown

  199. 199
    Belgian nonce scum says:

    send the scum to Belgium!!

    most of them are all there already

  200. 200
    Count Dracula says:

    No Jack……drinking maidens blood

  201. 201
    BrokeBack Cameron and Brokeback Clegg says:

    Yoo hoo! we love to pack fudge too big boy

  202. 202
    thick as thieves says:

    If you like my blog, lend me your vote in the Total Politics Blog Awards..Just 2 days left to nominate .http://bit.ly/8YhBbh

  203. 203
    Rufus Stone says:

    … also wasting oxygen.

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    anonymous says:

    I wrote to my MP asking specifically about the whereabouts of Gordon Brown. I questioned the validity of him receiving a salary whist doing nothing/writing a book etc. My question was ignored and I have to report I got no reply. All in it together. As usual, is there nothing we can do about this fraud?

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    A regional salesman, Waterstones says:

    I don’t give a monkey’s how long it takes him to type up reams of shit, as long as every move he makes until the day he dies, results in constant media harasssment and questions.I want the fat jock c’unt in a mental ward to suffer for his arrogance and ineptitude.

    Reams of Shit wouldn’t be a bad title for Gordon’s book.

  206. 206
    Ed Balls says:

    One is sailing, one is sailing, home again, ‘cross the sea. One is sailing stormy waters to be near you to be free

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    concrete pump says:

    I beg to differ, i think it’s fucking well funny.

  208. 208
    A regional salesman, Waterstones says:

    Mentioned it above–‘Reams of Shit’ by Gordon Brown.

  209. 209
    Unsworth says:

    Watneys

  210. 210
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Cruel and baseless? I have trouble believing that you are writing in earnest. The failure rate on the ‘thousands’ of decisions which he took is nearer that of British Leyland cars in the 1970s than Nissan’s today.

    In the event that you are serious, I would advise you to consider BTF’s post above your own – and to reflect that the consequences of his decisions will take a decade or longer to flush through the system.

    Your Stakhanovite labours in his defence should entitle you to a free signed copy of his eventual book, but given his form in matters of politeness and parsimony, you are likely to be unrewarded.

  211. 211
    Unsworth says:

    I wake up every other day. Saves time.

  212. 212
    Ratsniffer says:

    What blog? Can’t find it.

  213. 213
    Whining, hand-wringing leftie outreach worker says:

    Yeah but it’s inclusive, and vibrant, innit?

  214. 214
    Gordon Brown says:

    Will you buy my book?

  215. 215
    bofl says:

    brown writing? what a sad joke!

    his books are on ebay for 1p!!!!!!

    1/ he is half blind
    2/ he cannot spell

    3/ he should be on trial for treason

    4/i hope he gets cancer of the rectum!

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    Bob Enweave says:

    Only vote most of them back in again, and that’s already been tried.

  217. 217
    Ratsniffer says:

    Rowling? I’d never advocate book burning but I would cheerfuly cremate hers after the way she donated funds to Nulabour, a party that has taken this country to the verge of bankruptcy, failed the poor, stopped social mobility in it’s trackes and condemned a generation to welfare dependency.

    Ms Rowling, of course, being super wealthy is largely immune to the effects labour’s profligacy with public money as she can choose to live in splendor in any part of the world that she chooses.

  218. 218
    P E Dantry says:

    Missing ‘r’ – should read ‘bury’.

  219. 219
    Unsworth says:

    Ooh, is that you Princess Shantelle Latifa Traynisha Tangellique Karnesha Jyanette?

    How’s the ointment working?

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    ANYdirectDemocracyIsCommunism says:

    ALL Brown’s memoirs should be boycotted. He does not deserve to make one single penny from his treacherous ruination of this once great land. Actually he should be on trial for numerous counts of treason. Any publisher of his ramblings would ideally fail to sell any of THEIR other books either, because those who help the wicked profit from their misdeeds are thus implicated in the offences and deserving of punishment themselves.

  221. 221
    Unsworth says:

    Billy Connolly?

  222. 222
    Gordon Brown says:

    Don’t be horrible. I was your prime minister.

  223. 223
    Bum Specialist says:

    215, with regard to 4/, cancer of the rectum is, sadly, quite treatable now if caught early.

  224. 224
    Unsworth says:

    Fucking great. Fantastic plot, and the cinematography simply divine. Can’t wait for Watching Paint Dry – The Revenge. This is gonna be BIG BOXOFFICE!

  225. 225
    concrete pump says:

    Err…..yeah, concrete pimp is my cousin and errr….he’s kinda out of the country.

  226. 226
    Unsworth says:

    Tried the old burning cross in their front lawn? Did wonders for our neighbourhood. Direct action, that’s what you need.

  227. 227
    Goddam commie conspiracy theorist says:

    I wonder if when public records are opened in 100 years or god knows when, that it will be revealled that he was part of some sort of fucked up marxist plot to destablise the UK by completely and utterly screwing the economy? After all selling off the country’s gold reserves when they were at rock bottom AND when he was warned by the treasury he risked losing a huge amount of public money by doing so does seem like a bizzare thing to do.

  228. 228
    Unsworth says:

    We’re trying very hard to forget that.

  229. 229
    Bob Enweave says:

    Let him live for another 50 years, spent dodging the jeers and catcalls of the public, who will pour scorn and abuse down on his every utterance. Let him have to ride in cars with blacked out windows, to his safe zones of TV interviews and heavily vetted meetings. Let him squirm in the knowledge that his time in office will be seen as a disaster comparable with the Black Death, in it’s measurement of damage to the nation. Let him live with his concience, that little voice in his head telling him what a loathed and detested c’unt he is, gnawing away at his every moment both awake and sleeping.
    That is a more fitting revenge, served cold for half a century, rather than a quick death, however painful.

  230. 230
    A delusional nutter says:

    It was the thing to do.

  231. 231
    Gordon Broon says:

    I can’t read your comment. All the Tippex that I use to correct my spelling mistakes on screnn have left very little room to view.

  232. 232
    Back from the future and have i got news for you? says:

    He’ll be seen as a far sighted visionary, sadly unappreciated by the moronic neanderthals of the early 21st century.

  233. 233
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did a good job.

  234. 234
    ANYdirectDemocracyIsCommunism says:

    Treason most foul.

  235. 235
    Dig for Victory says:

    10/10

  236. 236
    anonymous says:

    not if he runs out of crayons

  237. 237
    The last quango in paris says:

    I hope he us taxed to the hint at 50 percent for his multiple salaries ! He and his wife are under the misconception that we are interested in what they have to say. How can he talk about the financial scandal when he deregulated the banks and didn’t see it coming! He is a moron and the labour party knew it and let him carry on. If I were s contender in the leadership race I would say so – he was a disgrace, we knew we were losing and so left him. Can we check out his expenses whilst he is doing sod all for his constituents and ensure that his limited visits to London do jot coincide with visits to his publisher with us footing the travel bill.

  238. 238
    John says:

    It’s never ending with Gordon Brown is it? We paid him a salary for 13 years so he could fuck up the entire country’s finances, and now we’re fucking paying him so sit on his fucking arse all day writing a book that nobody except Mrs Brown and Nick Robinson are ever going to read.

    The arrogant bastard just wants it all doesn’t he? Why is the House of Commons as a public body allowing this useless Scottish fuckwit to continue behaving in the way he is doing at the moment? If I fucked off the job for over two months without an excuse I’d be sacked from my job.

    Why aren’t the residents of Kirkcaldy banging on his door demanding he does the job they elected him to do? Why isn’t the Kirkcaldy Labour Party kicking him up the arse? More useless wankers everywhere is what I’m seeing.

  239. 239
    Where's Gordon says:

    This is what Mr T thinks of Gordon.

  240. 240
    Sir Keith Joseph's Preserved pulsing head says:

    Can’t see their front lawn!!!!!
    ( the cote d’ivoire mob that is)
    as it is covered in broken toys,12 bags of rubbish ( lady J had to throw an old child’s potty -which had fallen onto our front path- into their bin for them) and has weeds 6 feet tall…..

  241. 241
    Cross party conspiracy says:

    Because the system protects it’s members, and you ain’t one of them.

  242. 242
    Unsworth says:

    Certainly did a big one.

  243. 243

    Radio 5 are in some working man’s club in Kirkcaldy now.Discussing 60,000 public sector job losses in Scotland.
    if I heard through the accents correctly it seems to be Thatcher’s fault.

    Earlier on the BBC R5 leaders debates there was a women ? who claimed to be from the PM’s constituency , but she sounded like she came from Bromley.
    She was asked if she had ever seen the PM.

    “I’ve seen him once in 15 years. That was when he was opening a charity shop. One of many as the high street is full of boarded up stores.” Derbyshire cut her off before she did a Duffy, but it was still good.

    Someone less lazy than I should find that audio clip. It was pure Guido gold.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    You’ll never catch Mandy near a maidenhead.

  246. 246
    My Name is Mister Raj says:

    Very good AC! very good

  247. 247
    ROFL!!!! says:

    so we see

  248. 248
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    I’m camp ducky and so is my boyfriend Nick

  249. 249
    Second home far removed from the madding crowd says:

    When you pump human sewage direct from the toilets of the world, it’s wise to wear a gas mask.
    Or live where MP’s live.

  250. 250
    ANYdirectDemocracyIsCommunism says:

    We should NEVER reward traitors (with memoirs, pensions or desirable jobs). We should ALWAYS punish them.

  251. 251
    Average Whitey says:

    Sir, may I suggest a burning plimsoll or welly, it gives off enough heat to dry its own fuel. Job done. Make sure Lady J has instructed the drying to be brought in.

  252. 252
    Gordon Brown says:

    I love my wife Sarah.

  253. 253
    Emilie Oldkow says:

    He should be forced to sell his children to Arabs, the Quisling.

  254. 254
    ANYdirectDemocracyIsCommunism says:

    I hate to say this, because I loath him so much, but he actually serves his moronic constituents right, for not only re-electing him as their MP, but actually doing so with an increased majority. After all, some piece of commietrash slime is all they would ever be capable of electing anyway. It might as well be one who never appears in the House of Commons, when it would only be in support of communism if he did. I really hope that his constituents ARE lumbered with this non-working MP for the next five years, unless he is jailed, which would of course be a better outcome still.

  255. 255
    Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the second, Sovereign of the realm and defender of the faith says:

    One is entirely in accordance with what that mong said.

  256. 256
    Donkeys led by donkeys says:

    Well, why let him fucking go then?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-10799989

  257. 257
    BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

    Hey Guido, give me a clue as to why my 7.24pm entry (a model of political observation but also calling Miliband D a “rubber faced twat”) remains in limbo?

  258. 258
    Maxwell G Lorimer says:

    But didn’t he have a magnetic personality ?

  259. 259
    Tony Bliar says:

    But is he a pretty straight kinda guy?

  260. 260
    Where's Gordon says:

    Moo-ham-mad would be proud of this fellow.

  261. 261
    Tony Bliar says:

    You’ll never catch me near Maidenhead

  262. 262
    Engineer says:

    Listen Humbug Hater – the citizens of K&C can speak for thenselves. I’m speaking for me.

    Brown was the worst prime minister in living memory, and before that, the worst chancellor. He ruined a perfectly good economy by persuing a vendetta against Bliar. His ambition and ego took preference over the economic well-being of MY country. That makes it MY business. The bastard ruined the country, then expects the taxpayer to fund his writing of his excuses. I find that arrogant, obscene and rather pathetic.

    If you were paid to do a job of work, would your employer be happy for you to disappear and write a book whilst you were still on full pay? The taxpayer employs Brown. The taxpayer has a right to express an opinion.

  263. 263
    Lil Olmey says:

    I thought he was a connoisseur of rocking horses.

  264. 264
    Tony Bliar says:

    eco-evangelism is the only true way

  265. 265
    Tony Bliar says:

    No thanks, I’d rather they just kept him there.

  266. 266
    It's the way you tell them says:

    LOL classic

  267. 267
    Tony Bliar says:

    No, not workhorse…

    Workhouse! That was it… no…

    Shithouse! That’s what he meant, I sure of it…

  268. 268
    A truthful government? says:

    Well if the Government is truly going to tell it as it is that would be FANTASTIC

    They can start by, in clear wording, stating that Gordon Brown and his government was the worst ever and list their failings and the trillions of tax pounds wasted by them in a clear statement of blame. Their ‘crimes’ need to be on the record so even the usual thicko labour supporters understand the truly terrible situation.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/harrymount/100045398/the-government-is-right-to-call-fat-people-fat-and-thick-children-thick/

  269. 269
    Anonymous says:

    Hear hear!

  270. 270
    50 Calibre says:

    Who’s going to read this crap anyway?

  271. 271
    Surgeon General says:

    Balls should definitely be removed

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    Billy Wizz?

  273. 273
    taxpayer says:

    Better to pay an Indian IT worker ten quid an hour than some spotty faced young Brit one hundred.

    Why the fuck should I care about the profits of “UK agencies”?

  274. 274
    50 Calibre says:

    It doesn’t matter. Only a few hacks will ever read the outpourings of this lunatic, and then only because they are under orders from their editors…

  275. 275
    Every little helps says:

    At a pound, you’d be ripped off, mate

  276. 276
    BA in being a troll says:

    That’s what Gordon thinks of you, as he pockets another weeks wages for fuck all,

  277. 277
    taxpayer says:

    Not so. It is the local constituency Labour Party who decides whether he keeps his job or not.

    The people of Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath will have to wait for their say.

  278. 278
    The quality of trolls has slipped since my day says:

    The national and international presses covered it dopey.

    50K and a tatty notebook ring any bells.

  279. 279
    concrete pomp says:

    Out of his fucking brain more like.

  280. 280
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    I love my wife Nick.

  281. 281
    taxpayer says:

    I thought it was freemasonry not Calvinism.

  282. 282
    The quality of trolls has slipped since my day says:

    Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness you know….

  283. 283
    zero sense of self awareness says:

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

  284. 284
    taxpayer says:

    Quite. If only we had known this a few years back; that a paltry £65K pa was enough to keep him in Fife well away from Westminster and the nation’s gold reserves.

  285. 285
    The quality of trolls has slipped since my day says:

  286. 286
    Fuckwit twatter says:

    Yes, but he is a Hunt.

  287. 287
    Robert C says:

    Is it possible that Uncle Gordon is having the typing for his book done by dictation using speech recognition software?

    Or is he like so much of Old Labour still living in a world where Luddites (as well as James Maxton) were heroes?

  288. 288

    Anyone watching this weak rewriting of history on BBC2, Rick Nobinson’s transparent attempt to save his job by suggesting he knew exactly what was going on with the coalition, but was just too damn polite to report it…?

    The soundtrack seems to be suggesting that Dave and Nick spent the night after the election shooting up heroin. Good for them.

    BTW, I hate Gordon more now than I ever have, and I have always hated him mroe than you lot.

  289. 289
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Who wants the c’unt in a mental ward, at our expense?

    He’s done enough harm. Hang him. And then gas all the Labour MPs who said, ooh, six months ago, that Gordon was the right man for the job. Bye bye Milibands et al.

  290. 290
    Dirty old man says:

    I was up at the crack of dawn

  291. 291
    concrete pump says:

    I didn’t know which of Nobinsons eyes to look at.

    Boggle eyed c*nt.

  292. 292
    £142.50 says:

    Why watch it then? What did you expect?
    The BBC love people like you.
    Write to Ray Snoddy, and get your 5 minutes of fame being patronised by some PR goon on a wage you can only dream of, and then have a moan.

  293. 293
    the worst criminal, the best defence says:

    Winston Churchill wrote rather a lot of books, and took long vacations, some funded by foreigners (Americans), while being paid as an MP, and we’re all better off because of it.

    This line of attack just isn’t fair. It’s not writing while an MP that’s the problem, it’s what he’s writing.

    Me, I’m just glad he’s not in London.

  294. 294
    IT fucker says:

    It’s the Indian graduates that are sent here under the Intra-company transfer scam that throws UK IT staff contractors and staff out of work that Cameron is getting his orders about at the moment. That’s the scam that means we don’t get any tax from the UK people any more coz they’re on the fucking dole.

    That’s why you should care – all the scam does is rob the UK taxpayer and make the fat cats fatter. The same bastards that robbed us under New Labour are going to carry on under New Lies&Con.

  295. 295
    Steves mum says:

    So glad to see you have come to your senses Anonymous and realised the appalling damage being done to the u.k. by the ongoing uncontrolled immigration. Not racist – realist.

  296. 296
    selling scat to Scots says:

    “The Courage to Fail and Fail Again”

  297. 297
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    You have to hand it to Gordon
    10,000 words a day using a head wand or a felt tip pen clasped between your toes takes real courage

  298. 298
    Guido's circle-jerking windowlickers are mad says:

    It was pure Guido gold… ???

    Ah bless, you must be a cock cheese aficionado then! If so join the queue behind concrete tanked and the rest.

    Gold? You must be one behind the lesson Mark O took.

    Golden showers indeed, is that what one requires to be considered for the Bullingdon Club these days?

    My, how standards have dropped.

  299. 299
    Brokeback cripple says:

    I can’t fucking walk.

  300. 300
    Mong voter says:

    I’d fucking do it for the wedge he’s on.

  301. 301
    That Nick'n'Dave partnership says:

    Yup?
    Yeah!

  302. 302
    Guido's circle-jerking windowlickers are mad says:

    Didn’t you used to be some wanker ‘writing’ for the Grauniad?

    If so I have no sympathy whatsoever – fuck off you turd.

    You are all in it together! Lefties / righties … fuck you.

  303. 303
    The quality of trolls has slipped since my day says:

    Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness you know…

  304. 304
    circle-jerking windowlickers here are mad says:

    You got to hand it to this piece of shit blog!

    No change! Even less than last year.

  305. 305
    windowlicker 'friends' here are mad says:

    Didn’t you used to be some wanker ‘writing’ for the Grauniad?

    If so I have no sympathy whatsoever – fuck off you shit.

    You are all in it together! #efties / #ighties … fuck you.

  306. 306
  307. 307
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    Crumbs!

    Now my MPs know I was lying to them so I could keep my boyfriend Nick happy.

  308. 308
    windowlicker 'friends' here are mad says:

    Didn’t you used to be some wanker ‘writing’ for the Grauniad?

    If so I have no sympathy whatsoever – fuck off you shit.

    You are all in it together! #efties / #ighties … fuck you.

    Arse hole extraordinaire!

  309. 309
    windowlicker 'friends' here are mad says:

    I raise your bullshit with a camel turd.

    Fuck you!

  310. 310
    concrete pump says:

    “windowlicker ‘friends’ here are mad.”

    Yes.

    But they still know how to post a fucking reply properly.

  311. 311
    Brown Hater says:

    Billy Left (for everyone else to pick up.).

  312. 312
    Why take to the streets when posting on blogs can change the world? says:

    This is how the establishment operates.

  313. 313
    Monkey See, Monkey Hear, Monkeys type says:

    Nah – it’s all smoke ‘n mirrors – like all the other Brhoon ‘n Bliar Bollocks and Bullshit.

    In an ideal world, the bombastic, arrogant, paranoid, mendacious, two-faced, lying fucker would be briefing his defence team.

  314. 314
  315. 315

    Sympathy for what? What’s you problem chum?

    Besides, don’t knock windowlicking. It’s a cheap night out.

  316. 316
    Sigmund Freud says:

    Where did that come from? Someone’s got buggering on the brain.

  317. 317

    I’m not sure what you’re on about but if you want me to put you up for membership it’ll cost you.

    Your socialist pals would charge you a million quid to be a Labour Peer.
    But I can get you on the nomination for 10% of that, OK?

    No cheques though ..cash in a bag. And if you’re dressed as a sheik the deals off.

  318. 318
    Sir Fred Goodwin says:

    They want to raise the retirement age apparently, in order to pay off the national debt.
    I’ll die laughing at this rate.

  319. 319
    Sandpiper says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-10753490

    I see gordon’s next goal is to become the leader in Africa.

    Obviously he thinks they’ll not be too aware of the fact that he’s a walking financial disaster with no understanding of how national and international economies work.

    No doubt he’s hoping one of more of the African nations will employ him, for large sums of money, to trash their economies as he has trashed ours.

  320. 320
    25 pounder + 10 ton Grand Slam for backup says:

    oh dear 50, – you’re not quite on the ball tonight –

    AlJaBeeba will read it, serialise it, Book at Bedtime it, develop interminable plays, develop docu-dramas, analyse it on Noos Noit, Start The Week it, … in fact ANYTHING to keep the bastard’s memory alive until His Second Coming.

    And while they’re waiting, they (those on top of the shitheap) can award themselves even more dosh amd perks.

    Then there’s all the Grouiniad pieces . . .

    Oh G*d . . time for a strong measure of Gin and a smoke in the cool clear air and forget the monstrous hoon for a while.

  321. 321
    IT fucker says:

    It’s the uncontrolled globalisation scam that’s responsible for most of what has gone wrong including the uncontrolled immigration

  322. 322

    I think I have deja-vu.
    I’m sure I’ve read that insightful piece of prose before.

  323. 323
    Mr Wyre Cutter says:

    Let me have him over here for a few minutes.

  324. 324
    Dr Crippen, i presume? says:

    I heard he was to undertake much needed missionary work amongst the savages of Norfolk.

  325. 325
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Windowlicking, OK.
    TV screenlicking, sad.

  326. 326
    Sandpiper says:

    I rather suspect the ‘ savages of norfolk’ could teach gordon much about the theory of spending 99p in every £1 that you earn and saving the remaining 1p and being happy by doing that!

  327. 327
    Sandpiper says:

    So will MP’s because they’ll make sure their retirement age and package isn’t changed!

  328. 328
    IDS says:

    We want to make work pay.
    That’s why i’m opposed to the minimum wage.

  329. 329
    The Jeffrey Archers says:

    An everyday story of simple folk.

  330. 330
    Engineer says:

    A walking financial disaster should fit in very well in Africa. He could “manage” some of our millions that he so generously donated to them. They may even honour him with a prime seat in a large cook-pot (well, we can but hope…).

  331. 331
    Sandpiper says:

    He’s not writing 10,000 words a day! He’s gallivanting around Africa trying to drum up job opportunities whilst he’s being paid an MP’s salary but not doing the work.

    As for those 10,000 words a day – apparently he’s employed that kirsty person to do them for him – it’s called ghost writing!

    She’ll just do what alastairc did when he wanted to write that dodgy dossier – drag it all off the web and copy it – doesn’t matter if it’s not true!

  332. 332
    400+ re-elected MP's says:

    We’re only in it for the reward of public service.

  333. 333
    Engineer says:

    Savage’s were a large, well-known maker of traction engines and agricultural machinery of high quality up till about 50 years ago. I think they were based in Thetford.

  334. 334
    Sandpiper says:

    I’m not sure where Jeffrey fits in to anything – isn’t he still locked up somewhere?

    But then of course there’s an awful lot of MP’s and a few lords, who’ve troughed off the taxpayer who should be locked up with him aren’t there?

  335. 335
    Ewanme says:

    Well, I ‘spose his typing speed depends on which digit – or appendage – he’s typing wiv, don’t it, hun…
    And, whether the appendage is *hard* or *limp* at the time of striking it against the keyboard…
    Ee was a wanka when ee was PM. Now, I spose ee’s a wanka behind his PC.
    Yeah, ee’s probably wanking against ‘is keybawd 20 hours a day, typing a few ‘undred words an hour…but at least ee’s not ruining the economy anymore is ee?
    Luv y’all, sweethearts xx

  336. 336
    HappyUK says:

    How come none of the mainstream media have latched on this? This surely has not gone unnoticed for some time now?

    I’m gonna get on to my MP about this, Fiona O’Donnell, replacement for Anne Moffat, recently retired due to ill health / expensesitis.

  337. 337
    Spac says:

    First nell, in her alter ego of sandpiper, shows up, and Lo! Engineer beams down for a crap.
    It’s trolling Jim, but not as we know it.

  338. 338
    V says:

    At a rough guess. 2,000?
    But i’m open to offers.

  339. 339
    Sandpiper says:

    http://www.antons-show.co.uk/heritage.htm

    Savage’s – steam engineers, Kings Lynn, c1860 – sons probably moved on to Thetford.

    People with real intelligence and real jobs – not like politicians!

  340. 340

    I’ve seen her picture.
    Elephantiasis.

  341. 341
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    Standing behind the Cabinet room door, the Beard tried to decipher the sounds emanating from within:

    tap…..tap……………..tap…fapfapfapfapfapfapfapNick!!!……..tap…tap…tap…

    And so the long afternoon wore on.

  342. 342
    Anonymous says:

    You thought wrong then dickhead.

  343. 343
    To all British Service Personnel. says:

    If you’re willing to risk your life upholding the aims of a corrupt government, ours or Afghanistan’s, take your pick, as much as i regret the senseless waste of life, don’t expect me to grieve when you return via Wotten Bassett in a box.
    You shouldn’t have joined up if you can’t take a joke at MP’s expense.

  344. 344
    Anonymous says:

    When your wife leaves you for another woman and your getting shafted by the Child Support Agency its understandable you might become a little englander beer bellied fuckwit.More to be pitied than scorned.

  345. 345
    Trooping the colour says:

    This isn’t democracy. This is party political posting.

  346. 346
    Sandpiper says:

    http://www.lake-winnipesaukee-travel-guide.com/trolling-for-fish.html

    Trolling Jim eh? I’m a great fan. A real hobby for a real man. These labour wimps we’ve just got rid of wouldn’t understand such red-blooded sport.

    In fact, if they had stayed in office much longer even fishing would have been banned!

  347. 347
    Christy says:

    His legacy will be written in the history books as one of the most economically incompetent chancellors/pm’s this country has ever experienced.
    When you look back on his political background/aspirations he comes across as a flawed individual striving for power at any cost in pursuit of his own infallible vanity.
    Gorgon has proved over and over again that his percieved vision of his invincibility was and still is a myth in his own head.
    We are well rid of this power junkie and his spineless yes men and now we have the spectacle of these same yes men vying to be party leader and calling Gorgon not fit to burn,what a bunch of self serving wretches they are proving to be.
    It really suggests to me that they are no better than him in seeking power regardless of principals rather than to seek to humbly represent the values and aspirations of the people of this land.

  348. 348
    Engineer says:

    Hmmm….if the appendage was *hard*, it would point in the wrong direction for keyboard operation. Unless, of course, the operator was suspended from the ceiling by their feet, or the keyboard was attached to the underside of the desk.

    If the appendage was *limp*, it may not have the force or accuracy to operate the keys swiftly enough. (All this is, of course, conjecture.)

    The “underside of desk” theory seems most probable, though what the operator might have on top of the desk to maintain engorgement of the said appendage is probably better left unexplored. As indeed, would the keyboard be afterwards.

  349. 349
    Suck my worm, nell says:

    Real sport is hooking a gullible voter using the tried and tested method of convincing the gulping bloater with an attention span of a five year term, that this time it’ll taste much better.l

  350. 350
    bofl says:

    will he be telling us about the worst ever trade in the history of the gold market?

    where he employed two leading investment banks to advise the govt. –

    then as he had absolutely fuck all experience of being a trader ( no brains either) he did EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of what they told him to do?

    A LOSS OF £7 BILLION!!!!!!!!!!
    SEEMS TO BE THE WILFUL DESTRUCTION OF PUBLIC FUNDS?

    WHY IS HE FREE? HE SHOULD BE ON TRIAL!

    a private prosecution anyone?
    my donation is ready.

    if the garda can do it????????????

  351. 351
    Engineer says:

    So there we have it, Dr Crippen. Savages of Norfolk made useful things. Unlike anonymous trolls.

  352. 352
    Engineer says:

    So far, since May 2010, it is tasting better. Much better.

  353. 353
    A grateful nation says:

    Thank Christ for the coaition.

  354. 354
    Sandpiper says:

    I see that gordon spent £531.5million , of our money, on PR and Advertising in his last year in government , most of it presumably on advertising to persuade people to vote for him.

    I’m not happy about the waste but I’m glad it didn’t work!

  355. 355
    Mark Oat An says:

    Blow me.

  356. 356
    zarazilla says:

    Am I really going to be the only person to point out that 40 wpm is really quite slow? It is of the hunt and peck speed. I consider myself a fast typist – I am at 120 wpm although that is without the pausing to think – I used to copy type during university holidays.

    I would say at least 60 wpm can be considered ‘slightly fast’.

  357. 357
    Sandpiper says:

    suck my worm? (Or rather labour’s worm!)

    Isn’t that exactly what those 30% of welfare , never get out of bed, betting on the web, vodka drinking cheaters did by voting labour?

  358. 358
    Sandpiper says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1288059/Kirkcaldy-Kirsty-The-anti-Blair-student-firebrand-helping-Gordon-Brown-write-book.html

    Oh for crying out loud kirco0ddy kirsty is writing that book in much the same way that alastairc wrote the d++odgydo++ssier – cutting and pasting from the web.

    gordon, on his mp’s salary and ex pm’s security fund, is busy drumming up a job in Africa.

  359. 359
    Alan Duncan says:

    Quite right. Not like us honest tories guv.

  360. 360
    Anonymous says:

    Where are they now?

  361. 361
    Voice of Treason says:

    For fuck’s sake leave the guy alone. The constant baiting of Brown reveals more about the juvenile brains of the perpetrators than it does about Brown. The man has gone, finished, his only role now is representing a two-bit Scottish nonentity in a role of opposition and no doubt after a suitable time he will resign from that role.

    Start making in-roads into some of the hypocrites than are now joined in unholy wedlock in the Lib/Con pact which is already showing cracks of break up.

  362. 362
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Why the extra “R”
    POOF GORDON IS WASTING MONEY
    Why should he change the habits of a lifetime

  363. 363
    Anonymous says:

    A conspiracy theorist might conclude that all these plastic revolutionaries are in reality just establishment goons peddling the siren voice of the resistance.
    There really is no hope.

    http://mrishmael.blogspot.com/

  364. 364
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Methinks its time for your hols, Senor Fawkes.

  365. 365
    BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

    How come David Miliband is the “go to” person for a comment on Cameron’s supposed diplomatic snub to Pakistan?

    “And Shadow Foreign Secretary David Miliband said the prime minister needed to think “through carefully what he is going to say” on such occasions.

    While Britain must speak with “conviction” on important issues, he said Mr Cameron had only told “half the story” and “failed to recognise” Pakistan had lost thousands of its own citizens, including former leader Benazir Bhutto, to terrorist attacks.

    “There is a fine line between a straight talker and a loud mouth,” he told the BBC.”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10797847

    He should know – the rubber faced twat upset the Indians last year with some “thought through carefully” comments about Kashmir.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7837961.stm

    Incidentally, it’s instructive to observe how the BBC handled both stories…

  366. 366

    I’m happy to pay Gordon Brown to stay away from governent. If we’d done that thirteen years ago we’d be a lot better off now! Talking about “investing” in the future!

  367. 367
    Mindfucker says:

    For the good cop, bad cop, tory trolls that infest this place, there is a clear distinction in roles played. Most of them are easily identified, but is our host a genuine seeker of Parliamentary honesty, or just another psy op apparatchik?
    It’s a very devious world out there.

  368. 368
    Sandpiper says:

    Er.No!

    You have that wrong!

    gordon is still drawing an MP’s salary, and an ex PM’s very generous severance allowance.

    He still has a gold plated MP’s pension ( even though he very publicly gave up the PM’s pension} and he still has the ex PM’s generous allowance for security detail which he is happily making use of.

    He’s drawing little short of £250k a year and probably then some.

    So when is he going to stop trolling Africa for his next lucrative job and start working for the money we taxpayers are currently paying him?!

  369. 369
    AC1 says:

    The minimum wage is compulsory unemployment.

  370. 370
    Oh come on says:

    Are you a constituent?
    Thought not, wonder if they are complaining?

    Leave your witch hunt at the door. It’s unseemly. You can batter balls (forgive the gay pun) and the brothers milligrimm, but by attacking a defeated man you come across as a superior vindictive twat.

  371. 371
    Sandpiper says:

    Oh but you miss the point entirely!

    Y’see we down to earth working types who contribute real work, and real taxes to the country just completely despise you westminster types .

    As far as we’re concerned you are parasites. Worthless. Contributing nothing to real life just living off the back of those of us who have real jobs!

    And those parasites are usually called such things as gordon, alastairc, bliar, balls, ellie, whelan, the miliblands, and on and on…………

  372. 372
    Sir Fred Goodwin's benevolent fund for retired piss takers says:

    Just stand in line and pay taxes like a cun’t and you will.

  373. 373
    Sandpiper says:

    How interesting!

    Are you saying that gordon’ is a defeated man’?

    Is that what he’s saying?

    I thought he has just spent the past recent days in Africa telling anyone who will listen to him how he is the most amazingly economically competent man who can deliver prosperity for them if only they will employ him ( at great cost of course!)

    Is he lying?!

  374. 374
    A Monkey says:

    If they’re hungry enough, they’ll work for peanuts.

  375. 375
    400+ and you're a cun't says:

    Is that why we were re-elected?

  376. 376
    Brenda Bonkbuster says:

    Fancy a quick Horlicks and cucumber sandwich, dears? It might stiffen your pencils.

  377. 377
    IPSA scrutinty committee says:

    Ultimately, who gives a fuck, anyway?

  378. 378
    Jimmy says:

    Have you ever considered trainspotting?

  379. 379
    Anonymous says:

    does the Hunt type with a stutter?

  380. 380
    Hung Donkey Parliament says:

    Beast is in refererence to his leisure inclinations only.

  381. 381
    Gail Zappa says:

    Is there a cheque winging it’s way to me?

  382. 382
    AC1 says:

    Nope. It’s the British tax-system that punishes the prudent to reward the feckless.

  383. 383
    Andy Coulson says:

    Those pussy tory trolls have all fucked off.
    You just can’t get the staff at these rates.

  384. 384
    The Illinois Enema Bandit says:

    I’m owed loads of checks, Mrs. Zappa. Don’t talk to me about copyright.

  385. 385
    Guiweedo loves all the time says:

    Is Dame ‘Fucking’ Bakewell a media / political whore or what?

  386. 386
    Arthur Daley MP says:

    I’m putting a monkey on 400 dead troops by Xmas.
    It pays to look ahead.

  387. 387
    Anonymous says:

    Indeed.

    Not content with bankrupting the UK, destroying our financial system, and making a significant contribution to creating the global recession, he’s now trying to destroy Africa.

    Carry on guido.

    Don’t let the fucker rest until he’s finally said “sorry that I fucked up the whole country (and, indeed, also helped fuck up the whole world with the contagious financial shite that I created and the total lack of protection against contagion from elsewhere that I applied). I’m off to sit in a shed for the next 30 years”, because until that day comes he’s still intent on wreaking havoc wherever he can.

    He may have lost the election, but he’s still trying to destroy as many people’s lives as he can. Only this time he’s trying to do it in Africa.

    Never forget. If we forget then it’ll happen again. And I’m fucked if I’m going to just sit back and watch another unelected lunatic bankrupt the country, rig the electoral boundaries in his favour, and piss all over our military.

  388. 388

    […] Proof Gordon Is Wasting Money Brown is, we are told, pounding out 10,000 words per day. If he were the “Fastest Typist In The World” […] […]

  389. 389
    Ewanme says:

    Ah……but it’s my understanding, darlin, that ee’s got Clinton’s problem: a penis that bends in the *wrong* direction (curves daanwards) when erect. So, no need for that kinky stuff of ‘angin in an ‘arness from the ceiling…unless ee likes a bit of S&M slap ‘n’ tickle norf of the border, if ya know what I mean xx

  390. 390
    Spoon fed muppet says:

    Blogs of the day! What a cosy little wankfest world has been spawned,
    It’s nearly as bad as PMQ’s.

  391. 391
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Ouch.

  392. 392
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    ‘Bullyshit’ is a wonderful coining. It deserves admission to the next edition of the OED.

  393. 393
    Jan Hus, Czech genius says:

    I invented the essence of modern management culture, disintermediation. Who needs priests, when you can have a direct relationship with the Boss? Whole layers of useless middle management/priests and vicars wiped out at a stroke.

  394. 394
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Usually, it’s 30 years. The particularly radioactive stuff takes longer to decay to safe levels (e.g. Kelly). This stuff will still be unsafe for thousands of years.

  395. 395
    Jib jab says:

    What a stupid posting.

    Typing speed is irrelevant. Nobody writes a book without pausing to think.

    How many books have you written, Guido?

    Gordon’s book will probably turn out to be tripe, but 10,000 considered words a day is still impressive going. Many professional writers only manage that in a week.

  396. 396
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    … and because (incredibly) they genuinely think that he is doing a good job for them as a constituency MP. Having a star as your representative in Parliament is incredibly flattering, even if he is a useless lump of lard.

  397. 397
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Amen.

  398. 398

    It’s not here, and the CIA never took it away!

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    Gordon couldn’t see the wood for the tree’s……and there’s more like him around
    in Parlarsement.
    MP’ should be made to publish a weekly diary then we would all know what they are up to and hold them to account.

  400. 400
    hypocrite says:

    When is David Laws ?

    Seen him in the Commons lately have you ?

  401. 401
    Dubya's cocksucker says:

    national insurance doesn’t exist

  402. 402
    the invisible dead of afghanistan says:

    things are MUCH better here in the slaughterhouse

  403. 403
    windowlickers wanking furiously over yesterdays man says:

    Did you wank off furiously for months over Major or Hague or Howard when they got defeated ?

    So shut the fuck up.

  404. 404
    windowlickers wanking furiously over yesterdays man says:

    fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!

  405. 405
    David Laws says:

    Amen

  406. 406
    Nick2 says:

    But think of those 19th century authors who ground out thousands of words a day for the weekly magazines. Dickens may be well regarded, but I had the misfortune to read a lot of less compelling output from the period.

    Gordon’s effort will probably be better than that of the scribes who were paid by the word, not least as he probably feels passionately about his subject. But even if his 10,000 words are considered they’ll probably still be crap to read.

    Bet that the Labourgraph serialises it…

  407. 407
    ZaNu=ConDem says:

    No it is not actually. You should do some homework before making comments that make you look rather stupid.

  408. 408
    Ellie Gellard says:

    The identity of a mystery man who has been appearing in the background of live news bulletins over the past few months has finally been revealed.

    The man’s many appearances had been tracked by the fidgetwith.com blog which spotted him hovering in the background of reports on Sky News, ITV, BBC and Channel 4, as well as on an episode of ‘The Antiques’ Roadshow’.

    Now it’s been revealed that he is Ed Balls, and his appearances are part of a protest against the media.

    He told the Evening Standard: “It is a statement about the image conscious media. I am overweight and people like me are treated as unsightly because of the way they look.

    “I could have a valid point about something but the microphone is always passed to the person alongside me. The point I am making is that the more you push me aside, the more I’m going to be determined to make my presence known.”

  409. 409
    Testicules says:

    TaliBrownies please…

  410. 410
    Testicules says:

    Or Brown Porkies…

  411. 411
    anonymous says:

    As an enticement to get some people off benefits, making work pay (which it should anyway) is fine . However, when there could then be 5 million people actively looking for work – WHERE ARE THE JOBS?????

  412. 412
    Mr. Blears says:

    I have a ginger beard.

  413. 413
    Ed Balls says:

    “I’m in leadership race to come last”

    Make no mistake about that

    By the way

    What do you call a woman with no legs?

    Fanny Walker

  414. 414
    Nick2 says:

    Cameron is a lightweight whose inability will be shown up when the Coalition tries to define then implement spending cuts.

  415. 415
    marcus aurelius says:

    if you cut taxes ad regulation private sector creates jobs

    If you steal private money and subject everyone to a box ticking Stasi then the private sector cuts jobs. It really ouldn’t be simpler

    What you can’t do is to keep in some luxury a university indoctrinated elite superstructure regulating the trade of ordinary people on the grounds of ‘elf ‘n’ safety, racial awareness, “equality” “sustainability” or any other excuse for Marxist titalitarian control

  416. 416
    Read Churchill's famous description of Isla* says:

    You’ve just reached that conclusion? It has always been ever thus since the inception of that cursed, nihilist r*ligio*.

  417. 417
    Nick2 says:

    All municipal libraries, together with skool/uni ones. But despite what will inevitably be wall to wall (free) BBC publicity, predict that ordinary citizens will avoid the book in droves.

  418. 418
    Goldman Sachs, Rothschild's, Rockefeller's Et Al says:

    It’s got fantastic financial potential, if only we can get the stupid plebs onboard, we can rip them for trillions.

  419. 419
    Hang the insane snot gourmet for treason says:

    The stupid mong jocks, could not care less. He is one of them, that’s all that matters in their eyes. However the wider public have the right to comment and critisize anything they damn well please. Even if it upsets thought fascists like you, in fact, particularly if it upsets PC drones like you.

  420. 420
    Toenails says:

    Think Guido Fawkes is falling for Ms Cooper. Don’t tell Mr BALLS *please*. They call him bruiser for a reason.

  421. 421
    Hang the insane snot gourmet for treason says:

    Correction, 50k P.A. The tip of the iceberg?
    For a man unconcerned about money, why does he feel it is right and proper that we pay his Sky Sport contributions?

  422. 422
    Nick Clegg says:

    I picked this tart up and said, “Right, back to your place for a fuck.”

    She said, “No, I’m on my period, but you can come in for a drink if you like.”

    I said, “What do you think I am, a fucking vampire?”

  423. 423
    Hang the insane snot gourmet for treason says:

    I fear that all he can realistically expect from his master, is a supermarket carrier bag of empty beer cans, weighed down with a couple of bricks.

  424. 424
  425. 425
    Hang the insane snot gourmet for treason says:

    Unoriginality becomes you, in fact it sums up you and your sheeplike kind, rather well.

  426. 426
    Sarah Tweet says:

    RT @Sally Bercow @bryony_gordon wasn’t thinking straight coz of waiter’s appalling BO! Thx 4 lunch [CAN’T THINK WHY I AM NOT MISSING LONDON]

  427. 427
    Swinging drapers says:

    Get yourself round to ours Brenda, and bring your car keys! Derek would love to fire some population paste from his porridge gun all over you….. After cucumbers sandwiches of course.

  428. 428
    Anonymous says:

    How ironic.

  429. 429
    anonymous says:

    so where are the jobs?

    what sort of jobs?

    how skilled/ qualified do you have to be?

    what are the wages/salary?

    are they like Gordon Brown’s job – he must have the best job in the world – no work, no pressure just does what he likes and get paid for it??

  430. 430
    Gordon Brown says:

    “I’m in leadership race to come last”, Ed? It’s the right thing to do.

  431. 431
    anonymous says:

    what the fuck do you post here for – why don’t you fuck off back to lalaland – fuckin cretin

  432. 432
  433. 433
    I hate New Labour says:

    How can he be ‘fighting for fairness’ sitting on his BFA all day churning out his fantasy version of events?

  434. 434
    Ron E. says:

    as ironic as foaming at the mouth to get rid of the twat for 3 years then talking endlessly about him and obsessing over the cun’ts every dull detail once he’s out
    despite the public clearly not giving a fuck what he’s up to now

  435. 435
    Gordon says:

    What I do is a type in the word “Gordon”, then I copy it, then I keep pressing the paste button (Ctrl V) all through the day. This way I can easily do 200 word a minute or 10000 a day. Crafty eh?

  436. 436
    Big issues please says:

    Such trivialities. Get a life and write about something worthwhile.
    NHS privatisation, decaying schools, changes to benefit system, boundary changes,
    students being ripped of by the cost of university education and poor contact time’
    and so much more.

  437. 437
    lololol says:

    that’s most of Guido’s articles done for another week then

  438. 438
    Anonymous says:

    He could try voice recognition software – but I’m not sure if it would understand words like “neo-endogenous growth theory” in a Scots accent.

  439. 439
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    As an alternative to reading your posts, Jimmy, yes, I have.

  440. 440
    QWERTY says:

    Anon: go fucking jump off a bridge you twat.

  441. 441
    Duck Endive says:

    Nah – just chop his balls off!

  442. 442
    JRand says:

    Page at a time for 50 silly season summers?

  443. 443
    Grimy Miner says:

    Any speech recognition software would struggle
    a.) with his accent &
    b.) with the regular slack jawed yokelness.

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a disagrace however you cut it.

  445. 445
    John says:

    Frankly I’m wondering how he’s managing to write such a large book. He’s going to blame Blair, Mandelson, the bankers and the Global Credit Crunch for absolutely everything.

    I’ve just summarised his whole book in about 16 words.

  446. 446

    Mr. Brown has been trying to convince us that boosterism provides an easy escape from a life of frustration, unhappiness, desperation, depression, and loneliness. This pathetic attempt to reopen wounds that seem scarcely healed deserves no comment other than to say that in order to convince us that “the norm” shouldn’t have to worry about how the exceptions feel, Mr. Brown often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. He always demands instant gratification.

    Mr. Brown should clarify his point so people like you and me can tell what the heck he’s talking about. Without clarification, Mr. Brown’s codices sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don’t really seem to make any sense. He seems to be playing the “I’m more morally crippled than you” game.

    Of course, this will be an exercise in futility unless you accept the fundamental premise of this letter, namely that Mr. Gordon Brown has no social tenderness, very few of those amiable private virtues that would win our affection, and none of those public qualities that claim respect or command admiration.

  447. 447
    English Viking says:

    Anybody who wants to read it must be hard of thinking.

  448. 448
    chris says:

    In the public sector there is a thing called toil, this is for time spent over and above doing your hours each day. I am sure Gordon built up a lot of toil during his time as PM which he is taking now maybe!!!

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Philip K. Dick was the best novelist ever and even he could not match that pace”


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