Labour’s Lady of the Night
Mandy isn’t the only Labour politician willing to throw in some juicy details in order to flog a few copies. Nottingham councillor and writer Catharine Arnold tells of intriguing past while promoting her new book City of Sin:
“Far from looking like a conventional hooker, I was a gamine public-school girl with a fresh complexion and a good figure. I had always had a thing about older men, perhaps because I lost my father young. I was never hard enough to be a real ‘Mayfair mercenary’, as the top girls were known. I never went to Tokyo Joe’s or Tramp, and the women who did terrified me. I wasn’t interested in rock starts or celebrities. I knew my type: they were the older men who would find in the quiet bar and take me to dinner and tell me about their children. I nursed the hope that at some stage I would meet a kindly sugar daddy who would set me up in Mayfair. But I never found such a man.”
Guido is surprised she never made it further up the greasy pole…
can’t decide now whether to be very brave and be the only person on Twitter to defend Piers Morgan as a Trending Topic
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/19688175336
If you defend Brown as your hero, you can probably claim anything you like.
Her “Hero” has been the perfect stepping stone to get her where she wants to be. While her hero hides away in bonnie Scotland she can hob nob with the rich and famous in london’s high society. She is also able to do loads of charity stuff thanks to her so called friends, which makes her feel good about herself as her constant Twittering shows.
is she trying to be a more boring belle du jour ?
A Labour politician that’s had a real job?
A rare breed indeed. Good show, madam (no pun intended)
Are you suggesting she doesn’t swallow?
Dear me – no “totty-watch” tag. That’ll be you off her Christmas card list, Guido….
Aha – she’s e-mailed you a complaint already, and the tag magically appears. Wise move Guido – pays to flatter potential ‘sources’ (or in this case, maybe, ‘sauces’…)
Guido is surprised she never made further up the greasy pole…
Why did she lubricate her clients’ willies?
yoo so funneeee!!!
I don’t understand Twitter, I mean what the fuck does this shit mean!
Good question. Neither do I. At a guess I would think Piers Morgan is being Tweeted about a lot and his friend Sarah is coming to his defence. In reality I suspect Sarah is just name dropping and is starting to believe her fanciful self publicity.
Seen this
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2010/07/27/stallard-accused-of-using-drugs-to-rape-man-91466-26943314/
Is this the same Andrew Stallard involved in Hain’s failed leadership campaign?
I’d bet he’d vote for anonymity for those accused of rape, though…
Baaa
“Far from looking like a conventional hooker, I was a gamine public-school girl with a fresh complexion and a good figure”.
“I was also equipped with punnani muscles that could strip the thread off a bolt”.
The slut admitted.
She never made further up the greasy pole, but it made its way up her.
Hey, assuming she’s not telling porkies, at least she’s one politician who’s actually done some sort of work out in the real world.
Any Nottingham/Labour readers know what her voting/gobbing off record is vis a vis ladies of negotiable virtue, banning, criminalising thereof. Has she, for example, told Hattie Harperson she talks bollocks on the subject?
Bit too principled for Labour by the sounds of it.
Prepared to consider anything for money while being to scared to go the whole hog? Sounds standard Liebour material to me.
Integrity of purposefully whoring herself though, rather than the country – tsk, tsk. Back of the class.
She still looks do-able, it’s just the thought of the gallons of testicle paste that ended up her ruins the fantasy.
Did i go too far?
Nah, some like that sort of thing.
I think you need to get off the internet and go and get laid, cp.
I do get laid Dack, it’s just when i see a thread like this one, i can’t help myself.
Read Sperm Wars by Robin Baker. It’s all in there.
The title makes it sound like a dirty book, which it is in a way.
Slut.
slapper
You can’t have your bukkake and eat it
No, she is well worth a pop!
I like MILF (or is she a GILF?)
Or CILF (for “Councillor”)
put it down..this minute Everard!
I’m spoken for!
She is no Sarah PAlin!
When Labour were in power this site was continually hounding them for their policies etc. It was good as it discussed real political points. Now it only seems to publish tittle-tattle and silly postings that would be more appropriate in the Daily Star or Sun. What’s gone wrong Guido, are you losing it?
Labour haven’t got any policies, which restricts Guido to highlighting what a pile of manure labour were and still are.
I agree about Labour but you miss the point. Why aren’t we discussing more important things, especially about the present government, instead of the drip feed of schoolboy nonsense. But I suppose as most of the contributors to this site are rather juvenile I shouldn’t be surprised.
All depends on your definitions of real political points, tittle-tattle and juvenile, doesn’t it?
I thought this site was about, ‘tittle tattle, gossip and rumours about Westminster’s Mother of Parliaments’.
This story reads pretty gossipy to me.
It doesn’t say “schoolboy nonsense” on the tin.
What do you expect at these prices you knob?
Neither does it say, “boring wankers post here”.
Fuck off to Labourwrist little girl
This site was excellent until the willybumtit Tories arrived.
Stan, Dennis, 45 government, even Atlas.
Ah nostalgia.
** SIGHS **
Go and blub elsewhere you sad get.
Look at the top of the page.
“Tittle Tattle, gossip and rumours…”
A few crosshairs is all well and good but we all like to point and laugh when our so-called “leaders” and “betters” get caught with their pants down.
Tittle-Tattle is what this site is all about. If you want “sensible and intalektual” comment you are “so” in the wrong place old fruit.
WAAAAARRRRKKK!!! (scuttle) (ping) ‘AVEABANANA!!!
Guido is too busy having his mid-life identity crisis.
He can’t decide if he is a libertarian conservative, or a Zionist fascist.
he is too busy having a mid-life identity crisis.
he cannot decide if he is a libertarian conservative or a Zionist Fascist.
You can say that again.
Never heard of the woman. Soon it will be news if someone hasn’t written a book.
I haven’t. Am I famous yet?
(Have written more technical reports than you can shake a stick at, which probably disqualifies me from being famous. Thank God….)
It doea define you as a boring twat though.
Thank you. That’s the nicest thing an anonymous troll has said to me all morning.
Stick around, there’s more where that came from..
If one of those reports authorised a process or component that subsequently fails spectacularly, you could become really famous.
You didn’t sign them off in your real name, did you? Kept your professional indemnity insurance up to date?
Engineer did you ever do any work for BP Particularly in the Gulf of Mexico ?
It’s no longer news that a politician has hawked her body for gain.
Or his.
Acceptable behaviour, really.
The Harperson will NOT be amused by this!
We all know how vexed she gets about people paying for sex….
She doesn’t get vexed with Mandelscum
Gay sex is ok, it’s the horrid hetero’s I can’t stand.
And apostrophes.
What’s an apostrophe?
It’s laike a catastrophe, but with a post instead.
Did you know the Harpy is moonlighting at M&S in Westfield, White City? She does the voice which says “Please Hold the Handrail Whilst Travelling”.
Saying, “Please”, is not a Harman Core Value. Now “hold on or pay a £200 spot fine”. That I could believe.
The vile Harperson is not against prostitutes, indeed she is in favour of massive tax-payer subsidy to house and take care of them to offer outreach programmes and all sorts of state aid.
What she is against is the idea of men getting any pleasure from employing prostitutes.
Or, presumably, of the prostitutes getting any pleasure from being f@cked by them AND getting payment for the service rendered. VAT fraud; the Sistaz should show her more respeck.
Oh dear. Guido running this story is a bit like giving a bottle of whisky to a drunk.
What? Kinda generous, really?
Again. Who cares. Is this more of Guido’s crap holiday fodder?
Is that “crap holiday”, or “crap fodder whilst on holiday”? Just to clarify…
…that you are an anal bore
fuck off you thick cun’t
BTW, a new thread has started, or is it left for geniuses like me to piont that out for you, you fucking simpleton?
I like crap holidays.
My ship is coming in. It’s a steamer from Cleveland.
Confirmation, were it ever needed, of all those Nottingham women stories. Quite a few of the chaps at Aldershot used to make the round trip at weekends. Personally I never found it necessary to travel so far.
Getting to know ewe, getting to know all about ewe…..
Ram a lam a ding dong!
The boys are well worth a round trip too.
Genius, aren’t you?
thanks.
I was asking a question, not making a statement you fucking idiot.
Hence the question mark.
Fucking hell you’re thick.
Too late mate, compliment accepted.
Now fuck off.
Blow me.
And i ain’t your fucking mate.
What bit of ‘fuck off’ didn’t you understand, retard?
Jeez, you’re thick.
You’re my mate.
in days gone by nottingham was a totty heaven although this particular tart wasn’t to be seen on her home patch…too busy knob hopping in the smoke
Sort of exported talent, then.
I heard the tale 30 years ago that Nottingham had no rival for an oversupply of talented and available women.Thought it must have been an urban myth.It appears that I was wrong.
The Nottingham girls aren’t the same since they closed Players and t’Raleigh.
Tip – Good pulling pub WAS “The Royal Children”.
Is a “rock start” something the old banger needs to get her started of a morning?
I think it refers to the early morning stoning of Iraqi ladies of the night.
You do not get stoned to death in Nottingham.
Just shot!!!
And stoned – man.
They are “rock starts” to differentiate them from “Up starts”.
As she’s always had a thing for older men, politics seems like a good place for her to be at.
I wonder how she answered the question is there anything in your past that if revealed would embarrass your party?
“Where do I start?”, possibly.
She was on my all-woman shortlist!!!
Poor man, you’re so whipped that you can’t spell your own name.
I’m up to chapter 352 of my memoirs. The chapter’s called: “Prudence Strategies Part VI: The Macro Meets The Micro – June 2004″.
When all 2000 pages of it get remaindered at Waterstones, it’ll make the most satisfying bog paper I’ve ever bought.
Doubt it. It would put more shit on than it took off.
It will just smear rather than absorb.
Hmmmmm.
Won’t even make it that far. Straight to “The Works – Publishers Outlet” being sold alongside surplus Lord of the Rings action figures and Star Wars activity sets. Which one represents the most obsessively imagined fantasy world I’m sure you folks can guess.
It will be something for the old folks to burn to keep warm this winter.
No use at all – every page will already have shit on both sides.
final chapter….’How we won the election but I stepped aside to let the others have a go’
What’s the picture on the cover going to be?
A. The Mong smile.
B. The Evil curse look. (the one that comes at the end of TV interviews.
C. The gurn caught in motion.
I go for C.
All three simultaneously. I’d buy it.
D. Picking his nose.
I’ve seen Inception and I’m now certain that Labour’s election loss must have all been a dream. We’re still in power. You know where you can find me.
This rather lends weight to my suspicion that Westminster is just a whacking great knocking shop in which some of the punters do a bit of law-making in their spare time. I wouldn’t mind, but I rather resent funding a load of middle-aged blokes’ mid-life crises and unconventional bed-chamber peccadillos (or is that peccadildos?).
Why would she expect to find a sugar-daddy among that lot? They’re financial takers, not givers. See expense scandal for details.
You’ve touched upon the Floozy’s Dilemma. Who does what, for whom, first.
“This rather lends weight to my suspicion that Westminster is just a whacking great knocking shop…..”
Not only that. It’s what the Party Conferences are really for.
It seems that politics is dating for mingers
As the proprietor of the parliamentary escort agency, I can confirm your suspicions. However, whilst Caroline Flint and Luciana Berger are making good money, I am finding that Sarah Teather is eating me out of chocolate Hobnobs, so I’m afraid I can’t afford to take this one on as well. I need to earn off these bitches, velvet fedoras don’t come cheap you know.
What’s the difference between an Escort and a Prostitute?
an escort takes it up the arse
‘Tis less of a sin, as GF’s fenian friends will tell you!
That’s what you get for being in front of a Toyota.
I think one’s a hatchback so to speak.
About £250 an hour, so I am led to believe.
An Escort is four-stroke, a Prostitute is as many strokes as you pay for.
You know of an Escort that fired on all 4 strokes consistantly?
She charged extra…
Not if it’s the 1.6 cross flow.
Fucking c*nting bastard car.
The voice of bitter experience?
Only good thing about a escort is you can pick one up for £50 , Rag the arse of it then dump it and get another one
What you do in the privacy of your own home is nothing to do with us.
Depends on the weather, really.
Otto was good for a few bangs between ins and outs with his piston.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang and Blow.
Ford makes the first one, not sure about the other one.
Porsche. Costs a fortune, and is a magnet for pricks.
Phsssst…he he
Depends which ‘greasy pole’ you mean.
She certainly seems to have greased quite a few poles in her activities.
I bet Guido never thought of that when he wrote the words “further up the greasy pole”
you must be some kind of fucking comedy genius to spot that
or a massive twat
Yup, as usual you are quite correct!
twat it is!
thanks for clarifying that chum
lol
I imagine that you do quite a lot of self-amusement!
clearly you are indeed a MASSIVE twat!
happy to clarify that based on your continuing hilarious twattery
“…greased quite a few poles…”
I thought she looked Warsaw for wear the next morning.
Them Poles get in everywhere, but into the UK mostly!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
that was shit
still scooping with the heavyweight stuff then Guido.. hahaha.
http://www.political-graffiti.blogspot.com/
Why is there no pmqs today ?
O/T Morning windowlickers
I believe it’s bucket-and-spade time.
Fucking hell , Its not like theres a mess to clear up is it ?
That’s why the Civil Service have sent them on holiday. While they’re out of the way, QUANGOcide can be carried out with the minimum of interference.
its all just one big fucking game init ?
Shhhhh. Don’t tell everyone – the political blog will die onernight.
Gordon’s doing it today all by himself
Ayesha’s written some great jokes for me. Someone should have told her there’s no PMQs this week.
~~~ and next week & the next week & the following week & so on.
“…surprised she never made further up the greasy pole…
Hattie’s handy work there… she’s not a fan of the English Collective of Prostitutes.
A typical political SLAG. Stupid, lazy, arrogant and greedy.
O/T Thanks to all at Chelmsford last night , Great night and great game
You are Nick knight and i claim my £5
“take me to dinner and talk about children”
Sounds like a waste of money.
More like take a woman out so it “looks ” good
Ten quid and I’ll give you a handjob.
Thanks but no thanks
You’re all over flubber you fayt kah!
That’ll be the cheapest pearl necklace you’ve ever had then Sweetie! Fnarr fnarr fnarrrr
Oi! Why are you moderating me?
City of Sin bollox.
The truth is more like, “sucked off 3 randoms in the bogs and got jiz on my frock. A fat old sales rep with staggering BO offered my £10 for a quickey. I let him stick his nicotine stained fingers up my slit under the table as he finished his drink.”
Dirty prozes like Catharine Arnold and Sally Bercow always try to romanticise their filthy business.
dirty filthy disusting fucking slutty WHORES!!!!!!!!
and you have to pay them to keep their mouths shut
You seem to have intimate knowledge of such a twilight World.
well sally bercow should have had a tape measure and specsavers when she settled on her hubbie…silly cow should keep her mouth and legs shut.
She met at the funfair, in the hall of mirrors
She can shut one or the other, never both.
You just wait until my “kiss and tell” book comes out. It makes Edwina Currie look like a nun
I hear Incitatus has an injunction prepared and waiting, Margaret…
Nuns are sexy, U stoopid bitches.
http://tinyurl.com/ykqygar
Inky cactus, more like.
“I nursed the hope that at some stage I would meet a kindly sugar daddy who would set me up in Mayfair. But I never found such a man.”
I bet she found plenty of sugercane though.
So she did the next best thing , entered Politics.
What about tax? Did she pay tax on her earnings?
I wouldn’t touch her
you’re safe scumbagingtons shes stupid not desperate
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2010/07/28/wirral-south-mp-alison-mcgovern-made-aide-to-gordon-brown-100252-26944878/
a fairly nauseating article
Her husband “works” for a New Labour quango called passengerfocus.
http://adamcollyer.wordpress.com/2009/10/24/quango-watch-saturday-passengerfocus/
It sounds like very hard work, having to listen while some flabby middle-aged bloke stinking of aftershave rambles on about his wife not understanding him. You’d have to keep smiling and looking at him as though he was the most wonderful and fascinating of all God’s creatures and thinking “Oh God, later on I’m going to have to sh*g him.” Plus, it’s in public; lots of people clocking your bright make-up and tarty frock and nudging each other.
Do you move around a lot to avoid recognition?
Men are so fucking gross, wiping their sticky dicks all over you……YUK!, WTF is that all about? Men are horrid beasts….I hate men!
tales from your days as a a rentboy Sir Wadd in the face?
shes a fuckin minger!
There is a dispute about which is the oldest profession, politics or prostitution. She’s tried both, so you’ve got to admire her thoroughness of research.
Actually its neither, its Advertising and Marketing. Think about it.
I attended a charity dinner for sufferers of premature ejaculation. The dress code was come in your pants.
I know what you mean.
TaT’s premature ejaculation was so severe that they put him into intensive care. It was touch and go at one stage.
you’re the one wanking over the twat you senile old cun’t
He must’ve touched and cum!
Are there any good looking lefties?
Jane Fonda used to be, the thick cow……..and that’s about it really.
Gloria De Piero.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254285/Blairs-GMTV-favourite-Gloria-De-Piero-lined-Hoons-seat.html
She looks like David Mitchell in drag.
http://sueterryvoices.com/images/artist/full/david-mitchell.jpg
You need to go to Specsavers !!
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no we keep telling you’re not…. you’re a tit…give up Timmy and go home…cubicle 10 Hyde Park toilets is no place for an aspergered ferret shuffler…everyones worried but losing interest very fast.
So sad to hear @ivybean104 has died. An inspiration to tweeters young & old & proof you don’t stop learning after 65! Rest in peace Ivy
that is sad her brother Old popped off not that long ago so only Human left now..rip ivy
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ALWAYS STAND on one leg at the cash machine, it’s the best way to check your balance
Huhne would get her to give him one or several as the pain would take his mind off the sensitive subjects of his children wife and mistress…. Shes a good listener and hes a good taker…jd
I’ve had her.
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She’s been cocked more times than my rifle
I hope there is more to her story than this!!!
totty watches you!
Guido,
you are sick, your mother should have put you down at birth!