Balls’s Bungled Pledge
Yesterday Ed Balls made a big song and dance about signing a pledge that all interns should be paid the minimum wage. He even released a video of him and one of his own office interns discussing it. Except that’s not quite what he said:
“It’s really important if you are interning or volunteering in a House of Commons office that you get properly paid.”
Interns and volunteers.
So what about his very own voluptuous volunteer Ellie “Stilettos” Gellard, Twitter queen and cursed backer of Gordon? Gellard has been strutting around with a pass, on the Balls campaign, yet apparently isn’t taking a penny?
A volunteer you might say… So it’s fine that all interns and volunteers must be paid, just not Ed’s campaign staff. Or if she is being paid, why hasn’t it been declared?
Whoops.
Oh, and 357th.
Send Barack Hussein Obama a birthday card:
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he’s shit in a doomed campaign nobody gives a fuck about and she’s a twat
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it was written by the anti nowhere league you stupid belgian ped0 scum
next
no one actually reads the posts on the site
Don’t worry Wayne, pump’s here, people will read the posts now.
Lol.
a twat
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100728/tuk-uk-india-britain-nuclear-fa6b408.html
Let’s go nuclear everyone!
spot on
Is he shagging her? That’s what we ought to know….
Lol, i did.
Wasn’t very nice either.
A major Tory rebellion broke cover yesterday over the coalition’s plans for a referendum to change Britain’s electoral system.
Some 40 Tories, including several former cabinet ministers, have signed a Commons motion demanding that the vote on whether to ditch first past the post should be shifted from May 5 next year.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1297937/40-Tory-Brokeback-rebels-scupper-voting-reform.html
They are correct in that if the referendum if held on May 5th it will give an unbalanced result. The Scots and Welsh are more likely to vote as they will be voting anyway that day to choose their own Governments (their vote on May 6th was to decide who should govern England as unlike them, we aren’t allowed to decide for ourselves) The referendum should be moved to another day so everyone across the UK who wants to vote for AV will have to go out specially and some ‘won’t be there anyway’. This would be fairer. Nuliebore will scupper it anyway (hopefully) even though they were willing to force it through without a referendum to get into bed with the Lib Dems – hypocrites that they are. By the way does anyone know if non-English MPs were allowed to vote on the Acadamies bill which affects England only?
It’s not a “major” rebellion – more like a squeak in a teacup. Of course that wouldn’t be a story for you, now would it?
AV was the Liberals red line in the coalition talks
if they don’t get a vote on it or think it’s being sabotaged the coalition ends
Thought about leaving birthday message telling what I think of his jinoistic anti-British outbursts, factual errors/deceits over BP, blind denial that America was in anyway responsible – but got cold feet when they asked for my e-mail address – feared illeagal rendition having been traced by their cyber geeks
Really. I put my e mail address in, the zip code was for some bank in New York.
I called him a fucking monghat, but i don’t think my inbox is going to be hacked by spooks.
Already done. See you at 4am.
Well, I said it on the last thread, and I’ll say it again. The things some Westminster women will do for a Guido Fawkes “totty-watch” tag.
Some ladies are blessed with the natural advantages to earn one, some must do something to be noticed. Hooking up with the likes of Broon and Balls is surely beyond anything any woman should be expected to do to; is this not the most degrading form of prostitution?
Just shows how highly valued the GF “totty-watch” tag has become amongst the women of Westminster.
Can’t understand why thunder thighs Shagger Nokes is filed under Totty in Guido’s blog. Would have put her in the nags tray myself.
With Labour set to oppose the referendum bill on the grounds that it also calls for constituency boundaries should be redrawn – a process expected to benefit the Tories – the rebellion presents Tory whips with the prospect of defeat on the referendum date.
And not for the fisrt time love!
Oh, har har har.
What a Load of Twaddle this Intern word is.
We are talking WORK EXPRIENCE here and no sane employer pays for some kid to gain work experience. Unless they are an MP that is and in that case they pay using the public purse
Depressingly normal political behavior, say one thing, do another.
I support slavery.
Marxism is a modern version of slavery.
Brainless Political Sloganism is fuckwittery for simpletons.
I’m a freedum luvver. You’re a freedum hater.
“Brainless Political Sloganism is fuckwittery for simpletons”
bet you’ve got that on a t-shirt
We’re all in this together
over me ‘ead son
WHOOOOOOOOOSH!!
Using Irony here is like using calculus on chimps.
ee muzt be a commienazi like dat adolf stalin bloke ?!? ? innits ? !?
fuud goes in mowth ?? !?
Ellie looks remarkably like ‘That Woman’. Is there a specification?
I barely recognised her: http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/ellie-gellard.jpg
She and Ed look so alike
Yvette Cooper’s new bike rack?
Motor bike of course
Sorry, but unless”voluptuous” now means “plump chavette” (see her photo in the Mail) I can’t see the attraction, myself.
As for Balls calling for an end to slavery but keeping the odd “house n****r” about the place? Well, that’s just par for the course amongst the champagne socialists isn’t it?
She’s got a jaw that Mike Tyson would be proud of.
judging by the last two articles the quality of labour women has improved considerably
They have indeed deployed some very decorous tottage of late
Although, this one has more than a touch of the chav about her
The Belgian nonce admitted he wanted to touch children on here and now when confronted by his disgusting deranged nonce behaviour he actually says “so what ?” truly, you are the belgian nonce scum of the earth.
And ‘so what?’ was written long before Metallica, you shit for brains scum.
That was an Anti-Nowhere-League song but I wouldn’t expect some nonce wanker who listens to Begian shit like Plastic Bertrand to know any better.
But does she do a turn?
It’s not really volunteering if you’re getting paid is it?
I’ll happily volunteer to be paid
Working for an MP such as Ballsie, the tuition one would receive in expense fiddles, freeloading, securing well-paid non-jobs and general spivvery would set one up for life. Who needs a salary?
She doesn’t need to be paid, she’s a rich Daddy’s Girl rah. She’d wipe her arse with a £20 note, although ironically Balls would probably pay to see that
Meh…
Well, it looks more and more likely that one of the Labour’s ‘Chuckle Bros’ will become the next Great Dear Leader of the “Newer Numpity Marxist-Leninist Labour Party of Great Britain.
Ed Balls(up) looks like he may be faded out into the background. Too much baggage attachments with the Auld Yin, Gordy McRuin!!
Citizens will rejoice in the streets at my victory in the coming general election, vis-a-vis the modernisation of britain, the labour track record being ipso facto one to be proud of in the international arena combating racism and improving the UK through immigration and anti-intolerance legislation.
Citizens will welcome me into their cities as I embark on a nationwide tour to promote our vision for a modernised Britain at the heart of Europe, Keynesian policies ensuring that every person has their human right to a job and everybody including undocumented citizens from abroad get their human right of free NHS care.
Milliband, you need a paradigm shift in your low-hanging fruits. Volunteers please form an orderly queue.
Hey, that’s what cameron says…
Great isn’t it.
Voting by post are we ???
HOUSE!
She is getting paid for nicking other people’s ideas and lots of publicity too. A scrounging parasite.
A BIGBLOATED p KI
I’m sure she’s getting paid.
I know which one of the two I’d rather fuck.
because you are a kiddy fiddling nonce from Belgium
I know which one of the two I’d rather fuck
Nutkins. Did I leave something on your doormat this morning? Give me a call.
So do I and, come to think of it, I may have already
So do I and, come to think of it, I may have done so.
I know which one of the two I’d rather fuck
I know which one of the two I’d rather fuck
Judging by one of Ellie’s tweets:
“Tomorrow I will mainly be rearranging the boss (@kerrymp ) ‘s office. Proper unpacking to do.”
I assume she actually works for Kerry McCarthy.
This week I ‘ave been mostly eating…
So What (Written by the Anti-Nowhere League you stupid Belgian nonce)
Is ‘rearranging the boss’s office not a euphemism?
Labour and champagne socialism? Keeping the brand from the past, no wonder Balls gained no support from the bigger unions.
Ed Balls and Ellie Gellard a couple of troughing, publicity seeking hoons. Ofcourse the troughing silly little girl is getting paid. You don’t think she is sucking Ballsy dick for nothing do you. Every whore has her price. Enjoy it while it last Ellie doll. Balls the little dick is out in his arse soon.
Balls for leader? What planet is the silly bint on?
Ed Balls & Ellie Gellard. Labour and Champagne Socialism. That’s keeping a brand of New Labour going. No wonder the more powerful unions did not want to know.
Of course she is getting paid every hΦΦre has her price. Do you expect Ms Gellard to suck Ballsy dyk for nothing?
Enjoy it while it lasts Ellie doll. Ed Balls will be out on his ear in the next week or two.
What dim biint could think Balls would ever be a good leader. Poor Ellie, looks like you are going to have to find someone else to latch onto to satisfy your insatiable craving for publicity.
Who do you hate more, me or Ed?
Aaaahhhh – the old Hitler or Stalin question
So What? was Written by the Anti-Nowhere League you stupid Belgian nonce twat
It used to be you Gorden, but now it’s CMD.
You, because I am going to lose a very large amount of money publishing the damn thing.
Seriously? Ed.
I do blame him for keeping Brown in power, for longer than has any sensible explanation.
(But on the other hand, if the labour party had got rid of brown a few years ago, it could only have done better at the last GE)
don’t worry gordon you still occupy the coldest place on our hearts and as eddie’s trainer you deserve it twat
They stopped me before I could get to Balls.
Dear me, what hypocrisy. Tut! Tut!
That’s the big difference between Labour socialists and Conservative socialists.
When Dave nails his colours to the mast, you just know that he means it from the very heart of his bottom.
“”Mr Cameron added: “I’m here to make the case for Turkey’s membership of the EU. And to fight for it.”"
I think H. N. Brailsford should be exhumed and made leader of the Labour Party.
If only natural selection was more active today….
I think its been banned to prevent any risk to the self-styled political elite! Measures are in place to breed such dangerous factors out of the population.
How has Gellard not gotten herself a category/label on here yet?
Maybe Ellie is being paid “in kind”?
By the litre.
I’d give that stupid bitch a face like a painter’s radio.
see that’s funny
that other twat is simply a pompous boring wondbag
yep, an anal pompous windbag at that
he scans blogs for typos and when he finds one he takes his head out of his arse (briefly) and shoves a dictionary up his arse while wanking furiously and crying
stop crying you pompous old windbag. it’s undignified.
your tiny tears of frustration are vastly amusing coming from a puffed up pompous windbag like yourself who wanks furiously to typos
please describe this picture…very tantalising
You’re all jealous wankers because you can’t get on the gravy train.
Waiting for the next government to come along. You wait ages then two come along together, wont be long now.
Yep but you wont be on it
The biased BBC at it again:
David Cameron was ripping Labour (and John Humphries) apart on BBC Radio 4 this morning so what happened next? The BBC cut him off in mid-flow, that’s what!
Evan Davies though it was very amusing.
Time for the BBC to be cleaned up, methinks.
Bunch of wet, pinko hand wringing commies. They will never change. Time to privatise them and cull 90%. The rest can make wildlife documentaries.
Seems India doesn’t know Cambo is in town ,according to an aljabeeb Indian commentator
The BBC’s “Head of Diversity” (salary circa £90,000 per annum) has been insisting that the Beeb stop using white middle class correspondents for stories abroad and starts being “inclusive” by using “reporters” from whichever country the story originates.
Almost every existing BBC TV News Presenter or reporter is of foreign origin already.
So what twat?
Its the stoopid lefty bias thats the issue
If (call me Dave) does nothing with this outdated pile of shite that is the BBC
After all the bias shown during the lead up to the election
then he deserves all he get’s
Dave won’t touch the BBC. He wouldn’t want to uset his leftie chums like Polly Twaddle. And anyway, since he has teamed up with his special friend Nick, he’s become more left wing than labour. Note his sudden enthusiasm for Turkey joining the EU (another wave of economic migrants heading this way – average wage in Turkey is about £50 a month) his silence on Ken Clarke’s ridiculously wet plans for keeping criminal scum OUT of jail, oh and the latest – the U-turn on EU plans for a superstate of police snoopers. Yes it’s bend over and be butt fucked by the EU time, folks, and there ain’t a thing we can do except touch our toes and whistle land of hope and glory.
Dave really does not have a fucking clue
The influx of Turks Would all but bankrupt this country
destroy what is left of health and edukayshun
and raise mafia activities to a whole new level
That Dave You Thick Twat Is Why France and Germany Dont Want It !
He knows what he is doing alright. Same tactics as Blair, enlist all the rag tag states on the East of Europe to dilute and weaken the German Franco power base.
Spot on. Brussels will collapse and we can return to commonsense and running our own affiars.
don’t hold your breath…cameron is pragmatic..better to have the turks in than out and beyond influence
Oh, dear. So it’s still nothing more than a load of Balls, then?
Maybe, but you’d know how to spell Eton.
The same could also be true of people who attend Eton.
For regular listeners that is not an unusual occurrence, repeat as above repeat as above repeat as above!!! You must be consistent Guido punk!!
So the biased BBC is seeking to antagonise Cameron. Not a particularly wise move, I think.
saaaaave me gwido!!!! saaave me fwom the nasty posters!!!!
pweeeeaaaasee ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ? pweeease ?
dewete them!!!
The gravy train made an emergency halt at Carlyle to throw me off!
Oh for fucks sake Good fucking morning
Another shiity fucking day
Another round of shiity fucking leadership hustings
Fuck shit bollocks
I think the other Balls may have a bit of competion!
Ed Balls,that fucking loser can go to fuck.
I’m backing Ed Milliband
Everyday is an adventure on the @ed_miliband campaign
I came across a magazine with a picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini on the front.
and that is why I’m banned from W H Smiths
Chris Huhne staying at the Ritz hotel in London takes a card from a phone box offering sex. Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky voice asks if she can be of any help. Chris Huhne says “I’d like a blow job, a straight shag, then doggy style, mild bondage, a few minutes of anal and finish with a tit wank. Is that ok?” The lady replies “Sounds like great fun Chris Huhne , but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line first”
Just because she is a very attractive female it doesn’t mean there is anything in it what are you saying?
Nick Clegg’s all over the popular papers again, posing in a rubber bikini. How long before the PR-seeker shouts “intrusion”?!
When the shit hits the fan, your toilet is probably in the wrong place.
David Cameron was ripping Labour (and John Humphries) apart on BBC Radio 4 this morning so what happened next? The BBC cut him off in mid-flow, that’s what!
Evan Davies though it was very amusing.
Time for the BBC to be cleaned up, methinks.
Cutting off those who attack new labour’s glorious record of abolishing boom and bust, modernising public services, improving England through immigration and bringing peace to the middle east is my job.
For regular listeners that is not an unusual occurrence!!
Evan Davies needs to look out (pace Zak). The other day, when interviewing a sales manager from Amazon, and completely unprompted by the Amazon man, he inserted a gratuitous plug for Mandelson’s book.
Evan, if you are reading this, you are presenter-lite and very very dispensable.
Nah, he ticks two of the three key boxes: homosexual and lefty, so he’s pretty safe. Convert to Islam and he’d be fireproof.
this is de rigeur for the beeb.
Over 100 people killed in a plane crash in Pakistan.
In more serious news, I found a spider in my bath this morning.
Karl Marx had a servant whom he never paid. Instead, he got her in the club but refused to have anything to do with the baby once it was born.
And it grew up to be Michael Fabricant.
waffle waffle dodge dodge bullshit bullshit
I went to the Doctors today and he told me to stop masturbating.
When I asked why, he replied “because its making me uncomfortable”.
2/10 poorly done. There is a much better punchline to that joke.
Something like “because I can’t measure your blood pressure if you are”
No the real punch line is:
“because it is upseting the other patients”
as per the late great Bernard Manning !
…is probably a thick Hunt in the first place.
Muslim’s use their left Hand to wipe their Arse…….
I prefer to use toilet paper, failing that, pages from the Koran will do.
What is this in English ?
Particularly when you cant even spell fucking Eton, dumb ass….
Guido and TaT are one and the same person !
No, I saw them together in the Ivy. Guido was saying “Waiter, this fork is filthy.”
Why doesn’t Wikileaks release documents that we actually want to see, like Ed Ball’s birth certificate?
or proof of Gordon Browns Cleaner ( allegedly) !
that you never will see…word is Gordon liked to don the pinney and nothing else to do his household duties before he went to his desk every day..twat
Would you really expect ZaNuLieBor’s No 2 liar to do as he says others should do?
Lying – it’s what ZaNuLieBor does, to the total exclusion of the truth!
I Do Recall (Call Me Dave) Saying
He would give us a referendum on any further EU Legislation
So we should be safe from hoards of turks then ?
I thought that one purchased keys from Eaton, and went to Eton to learn how to rule the UK effortlessly and of right.
You are a thick c.unt!
And why would anyone hoard Turks?
This attention seeking girl should join Big Brother or some such show. Clearly her ambition is to be ‘famous’ for doing fuck all. Mrs Bercow can join her as well.
Off topic but it seems there is only trivia on Guido’s site these days – it’s becoming a bit like the internet equivalent of the Sun.
We are giving foreign aid to China and India for fuck’s sake when we are suffering massive cutbacks in this country and thousands of people are losing their jobs – are we MAD!!!
Oh do fuck off you pompous old prig. Why dont you just hang out at Iain Dales with all the other old windbags. I bet your even a Chris Huhne supporter.
We need your money for our nuclear weapons and space programs. Please give us more of your money now.
Where did the material come from to enable the big bang?
renaldo on viagra…made peter smile…slimey c’unt
Verschränkung !
Why not simply castrate balls?
Its not all bad news British [that's a laugh] Gas profits up 98%.
All into the pockets of foreigners.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298235/British-Gas-cashes-coldest-winter-30-years-profits-rocket-98.html
They cut operating costs by never replying to letters of complaint.
Anyone who voted Tory and thought things would change your vote was wasted.
Conjoining Fair Pay and Balls is an oxymoron.
What about the loot he got from the S(m)ith Institute?
Dickhead.
Dopey Tory die-hards on here trying desperately to convince us that their glorious leader’s sucking up to Turkey yesterday is some fiendishly clever plan to break up the EU.
Yeah, right. Just like his support of the BBC, support for AWG, support for mass immigration and support for foreign wars are also cunning plans.
Surely Guido is being distracted by Ellie’s looks and the (disturbing) thought that she might be getting her wabs out for Blinky. The real question is: “how is Sally Bercow being paid for her help on the campaign?”. Wine and cock, I should imagine.
the beeb will always be biased..its what they do by nature and direction given the leftie editors in situ…all frustrated DGs…radical programming haha. Keep R4 world service and the parliament channel…chuck the rest to the market and let them sink or swim.
Someone I know is off to New Zealand for a few weeks’ internship and will be receiving £10,000.
Though these facts have no connection with each other.
How long is the queue of people lining up to stamp on Gellard’s face?
Paid in kind?
Feel I ought to apologise for returning to the topic, but what is it that Balls doesn’t understand about the terms ‘volunteer’ and ‘paid’?
From drama to farce
Ellie was destined to be
a pantomime horse’s arse
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