July 27th, 2010

Brown’s Unnecessary Minion

Though no longer a front-bencher, or even a participating Member of Parliament, Gordon has found it necessary to recruit a PPS. Alison McGovern, newly elected MP for Wirral South, has been appointed bag-carrier-in-chief . While he sits at home in Fife, rocking, back and forth, spinning his disastrous economic record, she will be working in Westminster on his behalf. Why can’t he do it? Guido recommends  she spend more time shoring up her own ultra-marginal constituency.

As suspected, Brown didn’t hang around for last night’s vote on the Education Bill. Welsh Lib Dem Jenny Willott is the only other mainland MP that has been completely absent from this session – she’s just had a kid. There are those that say Brown is having yet another dig at Blair’s post-Downing Street behaviour by staying on, but what is the point if he isn’t actually going to engage? At least Blair didn’t bother trying to pretend he still cared.


  1. 1
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Stupid bitch. What’s in it for her, apart from a Nokia buried in her face if she’s not careful?

  2. 2
    Bored at Work says:

    The promise of a move to a safer seat, probably.

  3. 3
    John Cipher says:

    I swear she’s in the current issue of Men Only.

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    Selohesra says:

    If he can have a PPS for not turning up in Parliament can I have one – in fact can I have her?

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    Doc Trough says:

    She looks a nice boy. Very Ballscooper.

  7. 7
    The Jinxed Minx says:

    She’s only been in the job 5 minutes and she is already in the poo. Probably the Jonah effect.

    Wirral South MP Alison McGovern apologises over sex cartoon email blunder


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    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    How fitting. A MuckGovern for a MuckBroon. These Scotch hoons get around too much. Roll on English Independence and we can do some forced homecomings for the swine.

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    Auld Yin says:

    So doesn’t vote on an Education Bill at Westminster where his vote could count, but is spending his time going round schools in his constituency, whose existence, maintenance and curriculum are matters devolved to the Scottish Parliament, in which he has no vote. What’s with Brown and schools? Is it that he knows they won’t say to his face that he’s a plonker?

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    Top Totty says:

    Sarah should be worried. I’ve got a feeling Gordon will be spending more time around westminster from now on.


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    Charles Hawtrey says:

    Browns had a few kids too.

  12. 12
    rick says:

    I’ll second that.

  13. 13
    Spudgun says:


    Is there any private enterprise there except thieving?

    And who is looking out for her voters when she is doing McMentals job?

  14. 14
    Spudgun says:


  15. 15
    Tim says:

    I believe it’s pronounced “maternity leave” Guido

  16. 16
    Balls' Boy says:

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    brownless says:

    the chingrinner needs to have someone to deal with his empty diary…twat wouldn’t be any threat to the girl so shes safe enough but stupid…what possible benefit would it be to have been pps to the loon

  18. 18
    Labour Lice says:

    This is her husband.


    Can somebody tell me what his salary is?

  19. 19
    Gordon says:

    She will go far. Mark my words.

  20. 20
    sarah says:

    ooohhh, very nice

    bye bye canterbury, hello wirall south

  21. 21
    brownless says:

    like you to uganda…unfortunately you came back

  22. 22
    Smells Fishy says:

    Her husband is as bent as nine bob note, keep an eye on her Guido.

  23. 23
    Nick Clegg says:

    Chris Huhne walks into a library and asks for a book on small penises.

    “I don’t think it’s in yet” say’s the clerk.

    “Yes that’s the one!”

  24. 24
    King of Kirkcaldy says:

    Her reward will be a personally signed copy of my autobiography when it comes out in November.

  25. 25
    Watch out Sarah says:

    One of the new intake who has most impressed me is Alison McGovern and I’m delighted that she has agreed to be my PPS.


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    Backwoodsman says:

    “At least Blair didn’t bother trying to pretend he still cared.”
    **qualifies as the understatement of the year**
    Quite apart from the satisfaction of going off and scamming large wedges of cash off of gullible American companies, bliar was able to stand well back and enjoy watching it all go tits up.
    Unless The Hague catches up with him at some future point, he has arguably disproved the adage that all political careers end in failure.

  27. 27
    Archer Karcher says:

    Firth of Forthed

  28. 28

    Ruddy Gordon and his “little helpers”. I used to be one of them.

  29. 29
    Sir William Waad says:

    Think of it as a hazing ritual for novice MPs, like going about with an inflated condom on one’s head. It is humiliating and makes her look ridiculous, but gains her acceptance as having suffered with the rest of the crowd.

  30. 30
    Where's Gordon says:

    I have a feeling Miss McGovern won’t be including this job on her future CV after McDoom has finally disappeared from the scene.

  31. 31
    Maximus says:

    She can scoop my balls.

  32. 32
    Another Quango for Dave to burn. says:

    Whatever it is, it is too much. You can’t tell me they are doing anything remotely useful.
    Link to the Labour leaning Quango fat cats:


  33. 33
    rocknrolla says:

    I would make some joke about the curse of the one-eyed son of the manse but really reading that is to be reminded of the kind of left-wing loons who inhabit every branch of the state. Make no mistake – they know full well what they’re doing when they try to get young children into sex, they can see the ultimate prize of a world without stable families where everyone is dependent on the state.

  34. 34
    Nick Clegg says:

    I’m gutted,it should have me for Gords PPS

    http://www.gordonbrown.org.uk/gordon-brown-announces-pps :-) #fb


  35. 35
    Jobbies Out says:

    Is she Gordons new washer as Sarah is sick of cleaning up jobby in pants duty?

  36. 36
    Archer Karcher says:

    The desire to be constantly surrounded by other peoples children, is extremely creepy.

  37. 37
    brown and curlies says:

    just such a shame there couldn’t have been an over the border raiding party whilst the chingrinning tit was in africa..would be good to see him up to his neck with the vegs in one of those huge cooking pots and then the very painful sight of him having the bones shoved through his nose and finally the sage and onion following it you know where.

  38. 38
    brown and curlies says:

    no sleeping bag when hes in town

  39. 39
    rocknrolla says:

    Please God let him win – he would see Labour wiped out.

    In fairness I can see both Militwats being roundly rejected by the electorate once they actually listen to them lecturing them with their sense of entitlement to power. But they’re also both wimps and would be removed later. Balls is tenacious and I believe would cling on until Labour are totally destroyed.

  40. 40
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    Ed Balls never ceases to amaze me, the dirty reprobate !

    Ed Balls insisted today that he would “happily” shit in a cabinet with the Liberal Democrats and said he “always wanted to be fart in Tony Blair’s team”. …

  41. 41
    rocknrolla says:

    Depends how you define it really.

    Blair is now one of the most hated men in Britain, regarded as a colossal failure and a war criminal, even many labour supporters despise the man and realise he lowered the tone of our politics.

    A huge recession, the loss of power to the EU, the destruction of civil liberties, the creation of an entire chav underclass on the dole, a record deficit, bringing us into disrepute as a nation for involvement in Iraq, the abuse of immigration policy for party political ends… I could go on. Regardless of however much money Blair and his hideous wife get he is already a complete failure who has ruined a once great country. If he is ever hauled before a court – and he should be in England for treason too – that would just be the icing on the cake.

  42. 42
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    What happened to Kirsty the nutcase?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Was Bliar ever a politician?
    From where I am standing, he seemed more of an accomplished fraudster and serial liar. Granted these days the distinction between the two is somewhat muddied. Most politicians have some kind of guiding principles, however transient, when they start out in politics.
    Bliar and I believe Cameron also, are not troubled by, for them, such trivial hang ups. For them it is all about ego and making their moment on the big stage pay and pay off well.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Asper usual Gordon chooses someone he can bully with little chance of her ever standing up to him or thinking for herself. Another child member of parliament with little real life experience outside the Public Teat !

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Well at least Michael Gove still thinks the sun shines out of his arse.

  47. 47
    Very Anonymous says:

    Don’t diss the scousers. They’re quick to take offence.

    And quick to take anything else that’s not nailed down.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Proof if proof was needed that she is just an immature child lacking the life experience necessary to represent anyone in Parliament.

  49. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a great MP.

  50. 50
    Lola says:

    Really? How far do you think she’ll go?

  51. 51
    English Parliamentarians are just as hopeless says:

    Yeah you can have the Milliwits and the Harmans and the Prescotts and the strawman and the Third fucking chump while your at it . Dumb Fuck !

  52. 52

    You lie Sir.

    I’ve just spent the last hour perusing Paulraymond/MENONLY and didn’t find anyone who looked like her.

    Now my wrist hurts.

  53. 53
    Ellie Gellard says:

    Ed Balls has just left the building

  54. 54
    APOLOGISTS says:

    “””Brown didn’t hang around for last night’s vote on the Education Bill””””

    You should be more concerned about the Tory scum who did stay and voted in favour of the Bill. TWAT

  55. 55
    Archer Karcher says:

    This particular parasite, did actually work for a few months for Network Rail. Though how much her appointment was owed to her hubbies influence and contacts, is anybody’s guess.

  56. 56
    A bunch of Cocks says:

    Is this evidence from the horses mouth that the Labour party is breaking the Law by not paying the minimum wage to some interns ? Why the fuck is Balls signing up to something which they are legally obliged to enforce anyway. Are they utilising slave Labour with these niave and trusting Children ?

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    Just in time for Bonfires I trust !

  58. 58
    Right Twot says:

    No worries there matey it’s Alison not ALLAN!!

  59. 59
    harridan harperson says:

    you must be a sexist white male

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    Wirral peninsula so nice they named it twice says:

    Heswall is a footballers and millionaires paradise,but the rest Bebington and Bromborough is a debtors retreat followed by New and Rock Ferry both DHS towns where no doubt Ben Chapman and this really experienced in life new MP gets her support from

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Good, you fucking lost now piss off !

  62. 62
    Martin Day says:

    Boo hiss Tory scum!

    You need to bleat about Fatcher now.

    Ball bag.

  63. 63
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    I hope the pages are perforated.

  64. 64
    Bob says:

    Do they have to create a crèche for Jenny Wilmott to vote ?

    Does she have ten sproogs ?!!!

  65. 65
    NotaSheep says:

    Does Ed Balls buy shirts with pre-rolled sleeves? Is he trying to send out the subliminal message that he’s so serious he’s rolled his sleeves up?

  66. 66

    Any wanker stupid enough to want to be a Labour politicians intern, deserves all they get and then some.

  67. 67
    Jack says:


    She will be in the crèche….

  68. 68
    Wirral peninsula so nice they named it twice says:

    PS How dare you call us Scousers,Woolie-backs yes but Scousers never.

  69. 69
    Jack says:

    Go back to the crèche Labour fraud…

  70. 70
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    You are quite right. In simpler times he’d have been kept busy drowning his brides in the bath or dissolving people in acid. Instead he ended up as Prime Minister. Some criminals really do get away with it.

  71. 71
    Bob says:

    They are trying to protect the sinecure of her husband…

    It’s back to the 17th century

    Patronage and all that…

  72. 72
    AC1 says:

    Lots of the left were fighting for the rights of Gays (OK) and P4edophiles (not OK)…

  73. 73
    Big Society says:

    Ben Chapman, useless Labour lobby fodder, was Wirral West, and is gone. Wirral West now has a Conservative MP, Esther Mcvey.

  74. 74
    Jack says:

    Her Parliamentary Assistant must just be out of the crèche as well…

    I now understand why the Commons needs a crèche..

    For members and their assistants…

  75. 75

    Mumbled the fucking mong-hat. Judging by your posts it would seem you’re the twat infatuated with Brown.

    “I think those advertisers could be looking for a refund”.

    Why don’t you take yours and fuck off.

  76. 76
    Jack says:

    Ugandan practices eh ?

  77. 77

    All the way down to the base of the shaft, cupping the balls as she goes.

  78. 78
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    She is Sue’s replacement

  79. 79
    Bob the Builder says:

    Did she live in Canterbury ?

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    “or even a participating Member of Parliament”

    Like you would give a shit what happened to ordinary (i.e. not rich) Scottish, Welsh or English people.

  81. 81
    Bob the Builder says:

    I am the Dansing Queen..always was…straight out of vaudeville..

    That’s why the ladies LOVE me..

    Get it right please

  82. 82
    Mark Oaten says:

    Have we met?

  83. 83
    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    LabourList broke free again judging by recent comments. I thought labour were broke and couldn’t afford to pollute blogs after their annihilation at the election. Obviously the troughing labour scum in the Lords are digging deep (at taxpayers expense of course).

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    i see they passed the bill today to let the e*u spy on us all

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Rubbish Tim! It’s is pronounced “it is”.

  86. 86
    Gordon Brown, Corgi registered but struck off for a complete cunt says:

    This bint has a degree in Philosophy, very handy when Brown is sat wailing in his own feces while he bemoans the loss of office, power, credibility, employment prospects, and basically just about everything really.

    When the speaker can tear himself away from Nick Brown and Ben Bradshaw’s ball bags and anus’s perhaps he could enquire if the retard from Kirkcaldy might wish to put in an appearance in the chamber for more than two minutes.
    Cos we all know how much he cares about the poor, the needy, the disadvantaged………..

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    Good Riddance says:

    Thank God Brown is no longer PM.
    Brown is extremely good at getting others to wipe his arse & the muppet Alison is probably the best candidate for the job.

  88. 88
    Fuck Jizlam says:

    This is an advert for Brown’s memoirs:

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    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    “Labour has fallen victim to electoral success.

    The great misfortune of Britain’s Labour party was to have done too well in May’s general election. Its small, though hardly compensating fortune is that no one beyond the world of politics has been following its leadership contest. ….

    With Gordon Brown gone, all the party needs is a new face and a gentle dusting down.” Philip Stephens FT

    People pay good money to read this.

  90. 90
    roman says:

    How would he know?

  91. 91
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Tits or GTFO.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    I will say this once,& once only Bunch of Cocks,so listen carefully. The laws that mp’s make are optional for them ,but legally enforcable for the rest of us.

  93. 93
    the last quango in paris says:

    If GB doesn’t turn up for PMQ’s tomorrow he should be told to sod off. has he a sick note or somthing?

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    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Not very lucid for an LSE graduate.

  95. 95
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Continuous flight augering?

  96. 96
    for fawkes sake says:

    The sense of entitlement of the megalomaniac Brown knows no bounds. He really is a nasty piece of shit.

  97. 97
    Good Riddance says:

    What is it with this Labour Co-dependency ideology? Can none of them be independently minded or able enough to stand on their own two feet and make an independent contribution or take independent action. They cannot even come up with their own ideas.
    Brown is behaving like a little boy who has to be taken by the hand and shown how to do things. Pathetic.
    Guido is this muppet MGovern getting two wages for doing two jobs and how can she possibly do two jobs effectively without cutting corners will constituents suffer as a result ? Finally did Kirkcaldy vote to be led by two muppets instead of one?
    Will Brown’s wages be docked. Stick him on Employment Support and be done with him. He clearly can’t hold down a job while typing out his works of fiction. If he can’t multy task how the hell did he manage to run the country?

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    Mr Plum says:

    He probably will turn up

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    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Gordon, with an inflated condom on his head, would at least be a visual improvement.

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    apology accepted says:

    Anybody looking forward to McDooms memoirs has got to be certifiable. Please give yourself in before you do yourself some damage FFS.

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    Good Riddance says:

    *multi-task, apologies for typo

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    theredlion says:

    He needs a PPS because in his head he is still Prime Minister.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Not so many English parasites north of the border scrounging and power broking though, is there? We are infested with dozens, probably thousands at Quango / fake charidee level, of whining leftist, scotch drones, yapping endlessly about fairness and other equalitarian tosh.
    I propose a fair swap, you take back yours and we take back ours, seal the border and end subsidies to scotchland immediately. Deal?

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    Am I missing something here? says:

    What the fuckity fuck does a (pretend) backbench opposition MP need a fucking PPS for?

    And why she would taint herself by associating with that jockanese fuckmong is beyond me. Fucking stupid, though very shaggable, woman.

  105. 105
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    How do you know? She may have been having an extended amorous relationship with a baby goat. That would be quite Liberal.

  106. 106
    Get cancer and die you dirty Nazi says:

    Alison McGovern is filth. The parasitic bitch has never had a job in her life, and fucked her way into a Labour seat.

    She’s a dirty filthy Nazi Labour grabbing animal. Watch the expenses claims this evil greedy dirty low trash puts in, to thieve off poortaxpayers, to feed her depraved habits.

  107. 107
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    The Kumars NOT at No. 10

  108. 108
    Good Riddance says:

    Guido, we are all well rid of Brown. He is coming across as incompetent and as someone who needs a helper beside him to instruct him on how to do simple tasks such as washing dishes.
    Imagine if Labour had won the election? OMG!

  109. 109
    Sir William Waad says:

    Today we ran up another £160,000,000 of interest on Brown’s reckless borrowing. That’s about £2.66 from each of us, down the sough. Think of it as everybody in the country having to buy the old misery a free pint, every day, which he would pour down the drain.

  110. 110
    Archer Karcher says:

    Is that bent as in brown envelope merchant, or bent as in get you ducky?

  111. 111
    Good Riddance says:

    What happened to Brown’s motto- “Getting on with the job” ?

  112. 112
    Ratsniffer says:

    I am starting to detect a definite style in these posts…

  113. 113
    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    So gordon has
    A. new female helper. They are called nurses

  114. 114
    Ellie Gellard says:

    Blog & video: Why @EdBallsMP backs @internaware – by his former intern….Guido Fawkes http://www.edballs4labour.org/blog/?p=606

  115. 115
    Emilie Oldkow says:

    Why don’t you tell us what you really think?

    I’m far more measured. She’s just Labour skank. At least old Ash won’t lose too much sleep wondering if Broon is slipping her a length. He can stay secure in his non-job. For now.

  116. 116
    streamfisher says:

    Lets not be bitter, a pint of Brown please landlord; That will be £5.32 Sir!.

  117. 117
    Mr Plum says:

    That would not really be wasting the money as the government would be getting a large chunk back in tax, also it would provide jobs for the drinks industry, large profits for the breweries in fact not a bad idea for re-starting the economy.

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    steven gerrard says:

    Brown’s Unnecessary Minion

    Wirral women are easy

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    streamfisher says:


  120. 120
    Archer Karcher says:

    Business as usual. Cameron has let the mask slip and is in full Bliar mk1 mode, for all to see. Revolting.

  121. 121
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wake up every morning thinking, how can I make my country better and how I can improve peoples lives.

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    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Self-serving bollocks.

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    Anonymous says:


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    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    Not a favorite of yours then. The one thing labour are consistent at is the moralty and honesty of their labour women MP’s, as you so elequently stated.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    How much older is Mr Kumar than his wife Ms McGovern.

  126. 126
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m getting on with the jobby. Nurse! I need to be cleaned up!

  127. 127
    Down with Brown! says:

    It’s the curse, it survives even though Jonah isn’t PM any more.

  128. 128
    Gordon Brown says:

    My book will be called:
    “My Journey: Volume I – The Downing Street Years: Creating Prosperity Through Prudence”.

    It’ll be available at all good bookshops for £17.99. I look forward to meeting many of you on my signing tour.

  129. 129
    Gordon Brown says:

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    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    Nobody will turn up tomorrow, all the hoons are on holiday after an exhausting 11 weeks ‘work’, mainly filling out and complaining about their expenses.

  131. 131
    Voter says:

    Please do us a favour one morning and don’t wake up.

  132. 132
    Down with Brown! says:

    Poor girl, when she was told she would be a PPS to an important Scottish Labour MP she thought it would be Wee Douglas Alexander. Little did she think it would be McCyclops the mad. Her job is to answer Gordon’s Westminster mail because he isn’t going to be there.

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    Old bag with form for K9 vids says:

    Hello son.

  134. 134
    Fuck Jizlam says:

    “Imagine if Labour had won the election? OMG!”

    Er, well, we don’t really need to imagine. We had 13 years of them.

  135. 135
    NBeale says:

    £75-80k plus about £15k for his pension according to their Annual Report

  136. 136
    Fuck Jizlam says:

    Has Alison got a good supply of bandages for all the Nokia related wounds on her skull she’s going to endure?

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    Where's Gordon says:

    This decision on the part of Miss McGovern suggests she hasn’t got much in the way of an IQ. Everyone in Labour is keeping as far from McDoom as possible. The man is pure toxicity. The fact she’s happy to take this position says a lot about her intellect, or lack thereof.

  138. 138
    Richard Timney says:

    £40K and all the porn he can watch?

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    Where's Gordon says:

    This is her latest tweet:

    Proud: http://www.gordonbrown.org.uk/gordon-brown-announces-pps :-) #fb
    about 8 hours ago via web

    Proud? Um..yeah.

  140. 140
    Sarah Macauley says:

    I cannot recognise the TWAT

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    concrete pump says:


  142. 142
    Canterbury Tales says:

    Sarah Beard has uploaded a video to Youtube called Mother Lovers. No punchline needed.

  143. 143
    Paul Parton says:

    Nuke Scouseland

  144. 144
    streamfisher says:

    The African Queen, leaches everywhere, Ripping yarns!

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    Down with Brown! says:

    According to Mandleson’s book, Gordon’s clunking fist slamming on a desk resulted in a pencil flying into Dolly Draper’s face and almost hitting his eye. So the impact of his fits of rage isn’t all bad.

  146. 146
    Observer says:

    Volume 2 – The Years in Bedlam : My part in the ruin of Britain

  147. 147
    Paul Parton says:

    John Terry hates scousers. They are better shoplifters than his mum is!

  148. 148
    Down with Brown! says:

    Be afraid, even without a leader, the Clown party are up to 38% in the polls. 38% of the electorate are so stupid they want a return to reckless spend, spend, spend.

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    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    At least we can be sure that he isn’t shagging her. Probably far more cheerful with konrad

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    Gene Hunt says:


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    Down with Brown! says:

    And your husband used to be chairman of the Labour party’s propaganda unit, the BBC.


  152. 152
    Down with Brown! says:

    Paid fact finding trips to Hawaii and the Maldives for them all.

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    Fifer says:

    How dim is Brown? He has just demonstrated that his book is more important to him than the welfare & well being of his constituents. He is dependent on a muppet to do things for him. How demeaning for him. Do the constituents have a say in this? Did they vote for the muppet McGovern to come over and patronise them with her dim views on how Fifer’s can and cannot live their lives? Has she ever lived in Fife? Does she have an understanding of the culture of Fife? I do and they wont be too happy about being treated in such a shabby way by their MP who puts a book before their needs. They certainly will not tolerate a muppet who they did not vote for messing around with their lives. As a Fifer, I ken what the folk are like and they’re going to be a bit miffed!

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    Gupta Upta says:

    He looks like a rag-head. Not that many years ago she would have been put in a mental hospital permanently for having sex with an animal.

    Can she breed?

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    The Traits of Gordon Brown#34 says:

    He’s hiding behind the skirts of a Woman, AGAIN.

  156. 156
    Labour Lice says:

    Ashwin Kumar is a twitterer. Read his opinions below:


  157. 157
    Anonymous says:

    No they dont, it will go the same way as the Times online.

  158. 158
    The Labour Sh*t Pile says:

    She is doomed now by the Jonah curse, watch her career implode.

  159. 159
    Paul Parton says:

    I hope not!

  160. 160
    mastercad says:

    38% of the population are credit card junkies just like McDoom.

  161. 161
    Paul Parton says:

    That is Luciana Berger you are thinking of! Oh!Wait!

  162. 162
    Paul Parton says:

    I now understand why the Commons needs a crèche..


  163. 163
    D Pict says:

    Forfar five
    East Fife four

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    Where's Gordon says:

    Mr T has something to say to Gordon Brown:

  165. 165
    D Pict says:

    East Fife four
    Forfar Five

    (Guido’s mods are in a humorless mood tonight)

  166. 166
    D Pict says:

    Like Jack Dromey luv?

  167. 167
    lady penelope pitstop says:

    well said mr fife

  168. 168
    lady penelope pitstop says:

    sir william i would rather pour the pint over his darned head

  169. 169
    lady penelope pitstop says:

    dear mr archer…yes he has let the mask slip including these citizen camps for youths which b ohama is pushing on the youth but they are really camps to ahem “encourage” them to be good citizens and spy on us all

  170. 170
    Peggy MacMitchell from the Queen McVic says:

    Oi! Gordon Brown and McGovern! Two Looney Tunes ye ken! Gerrrt owwwwt of my puuub!

  171. 171
    lady penelope pitstop says:

    snigger @ brown and curlies lol

  172. 172
    D Pict says:

    Better hiding behind the skirts of a woman compared to the alternative!

  173. 173
    Dave Blair says:

    Vote Labour for EU integration including Turkey, war in Afghanistan, reaffirmation as the junior partner in the special relationship, and an end to Parliamentary expense abuse.
    Where do i sign up?

  174. 174
    Poor Bill ( 4 Ian D ) says:

    It’s called Marxism. Read the book !

    My father went through this shit in the 1930s.

    “Read the fucking book”. He kept telling everyone.

    No one listened.

    Lots of dead j-uuuuus.

    What can you do. People are stupid.

    “Keep trying son” he said to me.

    So here I am.

    “What a waste, what a waste, but I don’t mind !”

  175. 175
    You can't shut me up says:

    Why hasn’t any MP tabled a motion of censure? Apart from a few snide remarks, none of those pussies has really brought the matter of his absence into the arena of Parliament. What the fuck are they there for, if not to point out the bleeding obvious? Why is it a snigger and knowing joke for the in crowd, and not something any one of us would be raising merry hell about?
    C’unts. The lot of them.

  176. 176
    You can't shut me up says:

    Why hasn’t any MP tabled a motion of censure? Apart from a few snide remarks, none of those pussies has really brought the matter of his absence into the arena of Parliament. What the fuck are they there for, if not to point out the bleeding obvious?

  177. 177
    The working class can kiss my arse, says:

    More correctly, I believe the prime activity was borrow, borrow, borrow.

    But it all ends in the same result, financial slavery for tomorrow’s children.

    But as Mandleslug would say quoting from the slurry of Soshalism, “Good for me”

  178. 178
    streamfisher says:

    Ever get that feeling of Deja Vu?, next 400,000 Turks over here doing the cooking, cleaning and plumbing for U.K. MP.S on the cheap.

  179. 179
    You can't shut me up says:

    Why is it a snigger and knowing joke for the in crowd, and not something any one of us would be raising merry hell about?

  180. 180
    Hamid Karzi says:

    But the midnight express from Kabul to London via Istanbul is on track.

  181. 181
    The working class can kiss my arse, says:

    Serve them all f’cking right. They voted him in again with an increased majority.

    I hope he shits on them from a great scottish height.

    And who gives a shit about fife.

    What about the wreck that once was England, thanks to the good citizens of fife.

  182. 182
    Poor Bill says:

    “Brown to ashamed to stay around for last night’s vote on Education Bill”

    This is the original print of my report.

    The Compliance people said I couldn’t use it.

  183. 183
    The working class can kiss my arse, says:

    It might be something to do with being ruled by the brokeback w*nkers

  184. 184
    streamfisher says:

    The bleeding obvious is that they are all on the fiddle and do not want to set a precedent, people who live in glass houses tend not to throw stones.

  185. 185
    Poor Bill says:

    The Riech Lite

  186. 186
    Fifer says:

    Tip for McGovern. If a Fifer says ” Shut yer pus ye skanky scouser, a bairn kens mair than ye dae. I am skunnered, I’ll stick the heid in ye, ye tube”. It means you are doing well so stick around for a ‘chibben’.

  187. 187
    Where's Gordon says:

    I don’t usually defend London bus drivers as most of them are rude sacks of shit. But well done to this guy for standing up to PC bollocks. Yet more evidence of the religion of peace…

    The bus company at the centre of a row over claims that it denied two women entry to a bus because one of them was wearing a face veil.

    Metroline said the two women were prevented from boarding the bus because they were abusive towards the driver and other passengers, not because of their dress.

    CCTV footage of the incident shows the two women trying to board the No. 7 bus and banging on the door when it was not in service, Metroline said.

    The driver turned them away after they became argumentative and shouted at him, it added.

  188. 188
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    But they went this way some time ago and appear to still be around. I imagine that only people with expense accounts avail themselves of it. “It has to be better because I paid for it.” ‘Cept they didn’t.

  189. 189
    Never been stroked !! says:

    The Bustard Broon minor should be forced to hang around the H.O.C. and live with the janitor in his basement while the other kids are away! the lazy fat git and his new puppet Liverpudlian should do all the cooking and cleaning up of smears the daft cow ! .
    well that’s what I was thinking !

  190. 190
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Sorry, concrete. Silly moi. Thought I was on 4-chan for a moment. Did not mean to offend your delicate sensibilities……

  191. 191
    the mail says:

    Dear Gordon,
    Fuck off.

  192. 192
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Or both, more like.

  193. 193
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    A nice smile gets you anywhere you want to go.:


  194. 194
    Wirral peninsula so nice they named it twice says:

    Steven Hesford was Wirral West and is now Esther Mcvey,not seen her since she became an MP.

  195. 195
    HenryV says:

    Naughty! Stop that! Though I would like to know if there are any white male MP with an Asian wife. Though only mixed couple with that make-up I know is the vicar and solicitor in The Archers.

  196. 196
    Fifer says:

    Oi. Kiss my arse! Not all Fifers are Labour supporters ya tube. Most are non Labour. Menzies Campbell is MP for Fife. He has a lot of support due to his foreign policy views.

  197. 197
    HenryV says:

    Why isn’t she Mrs Kumar?

  198. 198
    Christy says:

    Just when did McRuin do anything constructive in his miserable political past, other than blunder from disaster to disaster in his quest for power.
    The losers in all of this are of course the ordinary public many of which never saw realistically what was going on in their country.
    As far as I am concerned McRuin can do whatever he likes in the future it is of no consequence anymore,but I would remind him that he along with Bliar will go down in history as total disasters as far as this country is concerned.

  199. 199
    From a beach in barbados, to the killing fields of Helmand says:

    Why a non story about piss arsed MP’s and their lickspittles, and nothing on British troops killing and maiming women and children, in order to bring “democracy” to Afghanistan?
    Got anything to bury in the summer recess?

  200. 200
    HenryV says:

    Now does foreign include England?

  201. 201
    Jethro says:

    Surprised that ‘glassing’ anyone is deemed ‘news’ in Haggistan.

  202. 202
    Erich Honecker says:

    I’ll guess – “all of it”.

  203. 203
    charlie'n damian says:

    So what are we looking at then?

    davemilitwit as leader of the opposition, ball as the mad ‘allspending’ chancellor and ‘killemall’whelan as their spin doctor!

    Sounds good to me. Hope they go for it!

  204. 204
    HenryV says:

    Oh dear! We have been out in the sun to long haven’t we? You fair skinned middle class types are just too fragile. Perhaps you could do with a week in Helmand to toughen up?

  205. 205
    Brown bred says:

    How dim is Brown? Seemingly only 50 or so seats dimmer than Dave.
    There’s a vote of confidence for you.

  206. 206
    Erich Honecker says:

    shit doesn’t burn

  207. 207
    Ali Abbas says:

    Nothing like losing a limb to put steel into one’s future.

  208. 208
    Erich Honecker says:

    those were his good points

  209. 209
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    (squirt) (sniff) GINGER!!!

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t you even go there!!

    This is not about our honorable brave lads in Helmand who are fighting to survive against roadside bombs and terroirists !!

    This is about this last cowardly labour government that put them into this godforsaken country on a lie, alongside a dozen other countries , and how this coalition govenment is going to get them out of it!

  211. 211
    Buggin's turn says:

    Just as soon as the electorate tire of Dave, Gideon and Boris, they will.

  212. 212
    Rambo from Rotherham says:

    When’s that then? 2015, or when the body count reflects badly in the polls?

  213. 213
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Gordon Brown meets the Lord’s Resistance Army… the Horror, the Horror…

    Could be the making of the man.

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing like Jew celebrating mob to up the stats eh? This, the previous and the one before that.

    Grow up Guido.

  215. 215
    Mrs. Jack Dromey says:

    I know.

  216. 216
    Concerned says:

    Is this thread fucked already?

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Borrow! Yes .

    If he was as economically competent as he kept saying he was then he knew fuill well that he had econonically destroyed us!

    But gordon’s main thrust was Spend! Spend! Spend ! He didn’t care abiout anything else.

  218. 218
    Johnny Turk says:

    I love Dave.

  219. 219
    Monocular jock says:

    What’s wrong with all the crazed gunmen in this country? Why haven’t we had one in fife where we really need one yet?

  220. 220
    Fifer says:

    Henry V, no one is stopping the English from having their own Parliament. Ask Dave, he may be up for it. I do not think the rest of the UK will deny you devolution and many people may support English independence from the rest of the UK. It may be a good thing.

  221. 221
    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    Fuck off back to Scotchland with your hero Muckruin.

  222. 222
    Colonel Blimp says:

    The Archbishop of Canterbury lay dying in the hospital. All his life he had faithfully served the church and the people of the nation. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

    “Yes, Your Grace?” said the nurse.

    “I would really like to see Ex-Prime Minister Brown and his reptilian sidekick Lord Mandelson before I die” he whispered.

    “I’ll see what I can do, Your Grace” replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to Gordon Brown and Lord Mandelson and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; Ex-Prime Minister Brown and his pet snake Lord Mandelson would be delighted to visit the Archbishop.

    As they went to the hospital, Brown commented to Mandelson, “I don’t know why the old Archbishop wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get the party back into power at the next election.” Mandelson agreed that it was a good thing.

    When they arrived at the Archbishop’s room, the old churchman took Brown’s hand in his right hand and Mandelson’s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity crept over the Archbishop’s face. Finally Gordon Brown spoke. “Your Grace, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you so near to the end?”

    The Archbishop slowly replied, “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same.”

  223. 223
    I use toilet paper myself says:

    Is that you, Norman?

  224. 224
    Fyffer says:

    Salmond is chicken shit.He bottled a referendum on independence and is frit of the US Senate. We’re sick of you and your shitty little country. Fuck off fud.

  225. 225
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Mr Jock
    Thanks to Labour crazed gunmen are banned from schools
    That is why Wacko Jocko is always in a school gayground
    He feels safe from physical or intellectual threat and he just loves the feel of grey flannel between his fingers

  226. 226
    All party wiping the shit off the expenses debacle committee says:

    And Lo! He was magically whisked to a random seat in Parliament.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Surely you are talking about raoul from newcastle.

    And we all know he, like gordon, never had any courage!

  228. 228
    This gut cost me a fortune says:

    I’d prefer to drink the pint, and then drain the old crankcase over his head.
    Call me a traditionalist, but no need to waste good beer.

  229. 229
    Fifer says:

    Fyffer, as in bananas. What has Salmond got to do with English devolution? It is purely an issue for the English. So stop whining to the Scots and get on with it. If you want your own parliament do it, campaign for one, instead of attacking the Scots.

  230. 230
    Gordon Brown says:

    May I just say that this hard working young bigot has been sacked
    It was the rght thing to do
    Wasn’t it Peter?
    Peter the line seems to be silent
    Sarah can’t hear me either

  231. 231
    Ed Balls says:

    Fucking well Goodnight

    Shit Fuck Bollocks

  232. 232
    Anonymous says:

    She wants to serve gordon??!!

    Oh Dear!

    Bit of a loser isn’t she- Very Like Balls??!!

  233. 233
    SaltPetre says:

    Brownie points !!

  234. 234
    Ears for souvenirs says:

    The courageous thing would be to admit defeat at the hands of masterful tacticians, who have defended their land against donkeys led by donkeys, and have sent them running for cover with their tails between their legs.

  235. 235

    Fyffer you are indeed a useful idiot of the statists who wish to control us. Its the Politics stupid not the nationality. Cock that you are !

  236. 236
    Anonymous says:

    155 you seem to be a racist cnut-faced git. Or have you being eating fish-paste and Marmite sandwiches again?

  237. 237
    Where's Gordon says:

    Political correctness and fear of upsetting the muzbot community led to the death of a 7 year old girl.

    The case of a 7-year-old girl who starved to death at her home in Birmingham was preventable, and there were a series of opportunities for officials to intervene, a review into the case concluded on Tuesday.

    Khyra Ishaq died in an emaciated state in a house full of food because of a harsh punishment regime instigated by her mother Angela Gordon, 35, and her former partner Junaid Abuhamza, 31.

    They are both serving long jail terms after being convicted in March of Ishaq’s manslaughter and child cruelty charges relating to five other children in their care and control, who were also starved and abused.

    A serious case review into Ishaq’s death found that better assessment and information-sharing by key professionals could have led officials to take action before she died.

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    It’s weaning him off his addiction.

  239. 239
    The pussy whipped people of Britain says:

    Bit of a loser.
    That’s us, alright!

  240. 240
    Where's Gordon says:

    Sarah’s visiting her friend in Canterbury.

  241. 241
    Johnny Turk says:

    Wouldn’t happen in Turkey.
    I’m not sure we want to integrate with such backward people as you Europeans.

  242. 242
    England 2010 under the reign of Baron Prescott says:

    Fuck off back to Englandstan with your heros the Milliwits, Harman, Balls, Campbell, Baron Prescott…. ad nauseum. You Nigels have a lot to answer for.

  243. 243
    Engineer says:

    Good grief – the things that the ladies of Westminster will do just to get a Guido Fawkes “totty-watch” tag!

    Hooking up with Gordo is dedication beyond the demands of Parliamentary female point-scoring, and amply demonstrates just how coveted the tag is.

  244. 244
    Anonymous says:

    Some of them have willies this long.

    (holds palms parallel to each other an improbable distance apart to demonstrate supposed length of ethnic member).

  245. 245
    England 2010 under the reign of Baron Prescott says:

    Its more than 38% Im afraid and therein lies the problem. We are now paying the price for our idiotic childish profligacy.

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:

    Dave’s a Jock.

    So’s Gove.

    And the Tory leader in the Lords.

    Michty me.

  247. 247
    Fyffer says:

    Your prick,Salmond,is a bottler like your prick,Brown.England doesn’t need devolution,she needs independence.

  248. 248
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    Well, the former PM isn’t the only one who has been doing very little for his constituents whilst enjoying his parliamentary salary.


  249. 249
    Fyffer says:

    “Conceived in England” says the anti-nationalist.Prat.

  250. 250
  251. 251
    Last Post says:

    He died heroically defending Dave’s mission to turn the UK into an Islamic state by 2030, history, as written by Britians Imams will record all our glorious dead as infidel swine and the cenotaph will be turned into a footwash bath.

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    Im sure England will do very well under the Rule of The Third Man and Baron Prescott the powers behind the throne of the Milliwits. You are spoilt for talent Nigel you really are..

  253. 253
    U R NOT WANTED says:

    PC correctness fails to understand or even recognise other cultures. Politicians are shit scared to say that our immigrants believe it correct to murder unwanted children.

    BUT is it any worse than our NHS murdering unweanted babies?

  254. 254
    AC1 says:

    What lie? The murderer of 3000 innocent people including 100 or so British citizens, a one Mr Bin Laden was in Afghanistan protected by the Taliban.

  255. 255
    Susie says:

    The penny hasn’t dropped yet. They’re still in total denial.

    I even heard Ed Balls referred to as “the Education Secretary” on R4 News on Sunday…

  256. 256
    AC1 says:

    You think giving money for bureaucrats to allocate isn’t wasting it?

    I think you need some lessons in economics.

  257. 257
    Fyffer says:

    Those are Labour figures.Labour is finished in England.They’re all yours, Susan.

  258. 258
    Susie says:

    He’s probably ‘tossing his caber’ in the glens instead.

    is there a Brown tartan? I’d imagine it’s a dark one to hide the incontinence (or should that be the incompetence?).

  259. 259
    Jimmy says:

    Talking of unnecessary minions I see you replaced Galley. I’m sure his begging letter will be every bit as successful as its predecessors. He fills a much needed void.

  260. 260
    Fifer says:

    Fyffer as in bananas. If you want to campaign for an English parliament and English independence then you have the right to do so. Please do not drag the Scots into it as stated previously it is purely an English matter and they have a right to devolution as the rest of the UK. It would certainly put everyone on an equal footing. Anyway it is an English issue and all I can and the rest of the UK can do is to wish you luck with your English Independence campaign.

  261. 261
    Southern Softy says:

    What are the odds of Jack turning up in the next shadow cabinet?

  262. 262
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’ve stayed at that hotel for two weeks since that incident.

    The owner is a really good bloke. He was either sorely provoked or it’s all a big lie.

    I can confirm I came away unglassed even though I complained about the burnt sausages.(Gulp)

  263. 263
    Southern Softy says:

    CRB check for McCyclops please.

  264. 264
    Fyffer says:

    Fifer as in Brown.

  265. 265
    Max says:

    You just know that Guido is letting this non storey run and run to boost his SAT STATS.

  266. 266
    The Colonel says:

    sit on your hand for an hour and try it again. Feels like someone else doing it.

  267. 267
    Sniffer says:

    I went to uni with her in London. She sucked my cock but wouldn’t drop her knickers. Frigid bitch.

  268. 268
    lolol says:

    The same story could run and run if you check the commentry you will find hardly any comments on topic so don’t get your knickers in a twist over what may or may not be.

  269. 269
    Heard on the grapevine says:

    Check him out for an affair as well.

  270. 270
    Hamish D says:

    I prefer the spelling without the two ffs.
    Better punctuation too.

  271. 271
    Oh Goy says:

    Fuck off anti- semite lol lol lol

  272. 272
    Fifer says:

    Fyffer as in bananas. Fifer as in not from Kirkcaldy, as in not a labour voter. Good luck with your freeing England from the rest of UK campaign.

  273. 273
    Alison McGovern says:

    Your cock was that small it made a great toothpick – that is all!

  274. 274
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    You got off lightly Mr Sniffer she made me fuck her up the arse and then got me to puke on the back of her neck as she came

  275. 275
    David Laws says:

    you won’t find me in the House ducky!

    unless I can charge the taxpayer £40,000 rent for it.

  276. 276
    get a life fyffer says:

    what a twat

  277. 277
    BrokeBack Cameron says:

    Nick loves that kind of foreplay from me. Then we get into the really steamy stuff.

  278. 278
    David Laws says:

    tee hee hee! you won’t find me

  279. 279
    window lickers wanking over yesterdays man says:

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

  280. 280

    I think she’s a mick.

  281. 281
    Harriet Harperson says:

    That’s Jack Harperson honey, can’t forget that.

  282. 282
    Sir Everard Digby says:

    Why the surprise? The country was ‘led’ by a complete fantasist -Blair who was then succeeded by another one. I remain surprised that so many people still believe the fairy stories. I don’t expect Blair or Brown to ever accept reality,nor the dickheads who kept them in power and supported their various acts of lunacy.

  283. 283

    Unlikely, loyalty to Brown is hardly going to win a newbie socialist MP any gold stars in today’s climate (I almost wrote “brownie points” there). I mean. look at Mr Yvette Cooper’s standing in the leadership race – this season’s colour is definately NOT Brown.

    My guess is she’s just terminally stupid.

  284. 284

    The comments on this blog are cruel you do not know why he left it may have been another important meeting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  285. 285
    Cream Puff says:

    So let me get this straight , this silly bitch looks after Brown’s office in the Commons, while he is being statesman like in Uganda and no doubt any other unsuspecting country. Does that extend to his constituency office?
    No doubt will also vote on his behalf in the house of commons, well its a Labour thing having 2 or more votes, its a best practice thing every election, especially in Scotland, where Labour just seem to win when least expected

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    As a back-bencher, Thatcher had a PPS between 1990 and 1992.

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    Not if they only do it it their own countries.

  288. 288
    Grimy Miner says:

    He would be better with an inflated head on his condom!

  289. 289
    paid for nothing says:

    You’ve got to hand it to Lady Hermon.
    0 votes out fo 49, since the elections.
    Too posh to vote. Its beneath her by the looks of it. Much more important to be taking tea and scones with the North Down ladies.

  290. 290
    BobRoberts says:

    Has she gone as mental as her hubby?

  291. 291
    BobRoberts says:

    As far as I can see, the reason for no English parliament is that it would be solidly Tory, given the voting patterns of the UK. Hence, Labour wern’t going to set one up and lose control of England.

    Wonder if Cameron will give one a go.

  292. 292
    Kinghobbe says:

    This is not to normal people who in habit England in general, just some of the rabid misinformed arseholes who have commented above:

    Time you misogynous twats stopped writing a load of shit about Scotland, or our failed politicians like Brown who were as shite in westminster as the ones born in England……and get yourself…..drumrolll…..here it comes……….a viable England based party that England’s inhabitants could vote for!

    Surely that is what countries do when they are pissed off?

    Scotland has done so, and it pisses off westminster no end, even if this doesn’t filter through to Littlehampton upon puddlef@ck.

    You see, in Scotland, there is an established non unionist party who win elections and lose some (sound familiar-happens throughout the planet!) but who are a bona fide viable party who represent the Scottish interest, even the unionist clowns in Scotland are represented by default though they are still fannybattering for ‘britain’ and ‘empire’ and their own greedy ends…………… a high proportion of the Scots electorate vote for this Scotland based party.

    England doesn’t have an equivalent, though it needs it, not for you dicks of course, but for the normal people who could learn not to judge another country based on the mental daily mail editorial policies, rather than how they’d like to viewed themselves.

    That would show balls, rather than sniping from the sidelines like wee spoiled dress wearing girlies.

    For the misinformed: David cameron and most tories when pressed beyond their simpleton twat prejudice based rhetoric about Scotland or tother matters they know f@ckall about like Lockerbie, will never ever ever allow the union to be led down a England based Parliament, you cannot vote for unionist politicians to get a England parliament, don’t be daft.

    Any of you remember “English votes for English laws”?

    That would serve myself fine, I want to see less involvement of the westminster corrupt craphouse in Scotland and yes, in Englandshire as well!

    Better than some of the twats here-they know who they are.

    David cameron knows now that he is in power that what the dire british politician, born in Scotland (best remind the simpletons about that ;-)) said about EV for EL is true…..the end of the union.

    The only true thing to come from a british politician in years, though Brown Blair lied about everything else, just Like cameron will and already has, the two faced twat.

    As to this guide to politics, it is well like the Daily Mail or some other sh!te newspaper, expecting the tories to sort out the massive problems caused by the unprecedentedly shite labour 13 years of mayhem upon these Isles is absolutely crazy!

    I detest both the Tories and labour-the same party except with a blue or red bra and pants, but I don’t think that two months is enough for the Tories to sort out the pishy mishandling of the economy, foreign policy etc of labour, in fact they will f*ck up most of it further while improving other areas a little, mostly by doing what westminster does best, tax the majority and make shit cost more.

    On that bombshell, thank heavens I know enough people from England to know that you aforementioned weird-ass twats are not the norm, now away and ejaculate on yer keyboards to a different tune for once…..


    Tory and labour-the choice is between a red or blue bucket of shit, and the difference is the colour of the bucket, not the content

  293. 293
    Anonymous says:

    One of the funniest moments on election night was when the result of the count in Wirral South was read out. The Conservative candidate who had blithely assumed victory was his looked, indeed, if you listened carefully enough you could hear the fuckers heart break. How I laughed in his face as he left in quite a hurry.

    If the Conservatives think they’re going to win at at the next election, get real! Boundary changes mean the constituency is likely to take Labour voting Pensby from Wirral West or be merged with part of rock solid Labour Ellesmere Port and Neston.

  294. 294
    ANYdirectDemocracyIsCommunism says:

    Please organise a boycott of ALL Brown’s memoirs. He does not deserve to make one single penny from his treacherous ruination of this once great land. Actually he should be on trial for numerous counts of treason. Ideally any publisher of his memoirs would have all THEIR other books boycotted as well, because those who help the wicked profit from their misdeeds are thus implicated in the offences and deserving of punishment themselves.

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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