Brown’s Unnecessary Minion
Though no longer a front-bencher, or even a participating Member of Parliament, Gordon has found it necessary to recruit a PPS. Alison McGovern, newly elected MP for Wirral South, has been appointed bag-carrier-in-chief . While he sits at home in Fife, rocking, back and forth, spinning his disastrous economic record, she will be working in Westminster on his behalf. Why can’t he do it? Guido recommends she spend more time shoring up her own ultra-marginal constituency.
As suspected, Brown didn’t hang around for last night’s vote on the Education Bill. Welsh Lib Dem Jenny Willott is the only other mainland MP that has been completely absent from this session - she’s just had a kid. There are those that say Brown is having yet another dig at Blair’s post-Downing Street behaviour by staying on, but what is the point if he isn’t actually going to engage? At least Blair didn’t bother trying to pretend he still cared.
Stupid bitch. What’s in it for her, apart from a Nokia buried in her face if she’s not careful?
The promise of a move to a safer seat, probably.
This is her husband.
http://www.ashwinkumar.com/
Can somebody tell me what his salary is?
Whatever it is, it is too much. You can’t tell me they are doing anything remotely useful.
Link to the Labour leaning Quango fat cats:
http://www.passengerfocus.org.uk/about-us/whos-who.asp
The Kumars NOT at No. 10
you won’t find me in the House ducky!
unless I can charge the taxpayer £40,000 rent for it.
£75-80k plus about £15k for his pension according to their Annual Report
Ashwin Kumar is a twitterer. Read his opinions below:
http://twitter.com/KumarAshwin
£40K and all the porn he can watch?
He looks like a rag-head. Not that many years ago she would have been put in a mental hospital permanently for having sex with an animal.
Can she breed?
I hope not!
Naughty! Stop that! Though I would like to know if there are any white male MP with an Asian wife. Though only mixed couple with that make-up I know is the vicar and solicitor in The Archers.
155 you seem to be a racist cnut-faced git. Or have you being eating fish-paste and Marmite sandwiches again?
Some of them have willies this long.
(holds palms parallel to each other an improbable distance apart to demonstrate supposed length of ethnic member).
Unlikely, loyalty to Brown is hardly going to win a newbie socialist MP any gold stars in today’s climate (I almost wrote “brownie points” there). I mean. look at Mr Yvette Cooper’s standing in the leadership race – this season’s colour is definately NOT Brown.
My guess is she’s just terminally stupid.
Asper usual Gordon chooses someone he can bully with little chance of her ever standing up to him or thinking for herself. Another child member of parliament with little real life experience outside the Public Teat !
This particular parasite, did actually work for a few months for Network Rail. Though how much her appointment was owed to her hubbies influence and contacts, is anybody’s guess.
I’ll guess – “all of it”.
They are trying to protect the sinecure of her husband…
It’s back to the 17th century
Patronage and all that…
What the fuckity fuck does a (pretend) backbench opposition MP need a fucking PPS for?
And why she would taint herself by associating with that jockanese fuckmong is beyond me. Fucking stupid, though very shaggable, woman.
How much older is Mr Kumar than his wife Ms McGovern.
Why isn’t she Mrs Kumar?
I know.
That’s Jack Harperson honey, can’t forget that.
It’s weaning him off his addiction.
As a back-bencher, Thatcher had a PPS between 1990 and 1992.
Brownie points !!
Good grief – the things that the ladies of Westminster will do just to get a Guido Fawkes “totty-watch” tag!
Hooking up with Gordo is dedication beyond the demands of Parliamentary female point-scoring, and amply demonstrates just how coveted the tag is.
I swear she’s in the current issue of Men Only.
LOL
You lie Sir.
I’ve just spent the last hour perusing Paulraymond/MENONLY and didn’t find anyone who looked like her.
Now my wrist hurts.
Tits or GTFO.
?
Sorry, concrete. Silly moi. Thought I was on 4-chan for a moment. Did not mean to offend your delicate sensibilities……
sit on your hand for an hour and try it again. Feels like someone else doing it.
I cannot recognise the TWAT
If he can have a PPS for not turning up in Parliament can I have one – in fact can I have her?
She is Sue’s replacement
She looks a nice boy. Very Ballscooper.
She can scoop my balls.
She’s only been in the job 5 minutes and she is already in the poo. Probably the Jonah effect.
Wirral South MP Alison McGovern apologises over sex cartoon email blunder
http://www.wirralnews.co.uk/wirral-news/local-wirral-news/2010/07/14/wirral-south-mp-alison-mcgovern-apologises-over-sex-cartoon-email-blunder-80491-26843959/
I would make some joke about the curse of the one-eyed son of the manse but really reading that is to be reminded of the kind of left-wing loons who inhabit every branch of the state. Make no mistake – they know full well what they’re doing when they try to get young children into sex, they can see the ultimate prize of a world without stable families where everyone is dependent on the state.
It’s called Marxism. Read the book !
My father went through this shit in the 1930s.
“Read the fucking book”. He kept telling everyone.
No one listened.
Lots of dead j-uuuuus.
What can you do. People are stupid.
“Keep trying son” he said to me.
So here I am.
“What a waste, what a waste, but I don’t mind !”
Proof if proof was needed that she is just an immature child lacking the life experience necessary to represent anyone in Parliament.
you must be a sexist white male
Like Jack Dromey luv?
What are the odds of Jack turning up in the next shadow cabinet?
That is Luciana Berger you are thinking of! Oh!Wait!
Lots of the left were fighting for the rights of Gays (OK) and P4edophiles (not OK)…
Her Parliamentary Assistant must just be out of the crèche as well…
I now understand why the Commons needs a crèche..
For members and their assistants…
I now understand why the Commons needs a crèche..
Bercow!
It’s the curse, it survives even though Jonah isn’t PM any more.
Nuke Scouseland
How fitting. A MuckGovern for a MuckBroon. These Scotch hoons get around too much. Roll on English Independence and we can do some forced homecomings for the swine.
I’ll second that.
thirded
Firth of Forthed
Forfar five
East Fife four
East Fife four
Forfar Five
(Guido’s mods are in a humorless mood tonight)
Yeah you can have the Milliwits and the Harmans and the Prescotts and the strawman and the Third fucking chump while your at it . Dumb Fuck !
Not so many English parasites north of the border scrounging and power broking though, is there? We are infested with dozens, probably thousands at Quango / fake charidee level, of whining leftist, scotch drones, yapping endlessly about fairness and other equalitarian tosh.
I propose a fair swap, you take back yours and we take back ours, seal the border and end subsidies to scotchland immediately. Deal?
Done.
Dave’s a Jock.
So’s Gove.
And the Tory leader in the Lords.
Michty me.
I think she’s a mick.
So doesn’t vote on an Education Bill at Westminster where his vote could count, but is spending his time going round schools in his constituency, whose existence, maintenance and curriculum are matters devolved to the Scottish Parliament, in which he has no vote. What’s with Brown and schools? Is it that he knows they won’t say to his face that he’s a plonker?
The desire to be constantly surrounded by other peoples children, is extremely creepy.
CRB check for McCyclops please.
Sarah should be worried. I’ve got a feeling Gordon will be spending more time around westminster from now on.
http://lh4.ggpht.com/__QHkvatCLa8/TCIeEhoPCJI/AAAAAAAAAMY/4_tMI48NN4g/
No worries there matey it’s Alison not ALLAN!!
Browns had a few kids too.
Wirral.
Is there any private enterprise there except thieving?
And who is looking out for her voters when she is doing McMentals job?
Don’t diss the scousers. They’re quick to take offence.
And quick to take anything else that’s not nailed down.
John Terry hates scousers. They are better shoplifters than his mum is!
Heswall is a footballers and millionaires paradise,but the rest Bebington and Bromborough is a debtors retreat followed by New and Rock Ferry both DHS towns where no doubt Ben Chapman and this really experienced in life new MP gets her support from
PS How dare you call us Scousers,Woolie-backs yes but Scousers never.
One of the funniest moments on election night was when the result of the count in Wirral South was read out. The Conservative candidate who had blithely assumed victory was his looked, indeed, if you listened carefully enough you could hear the fuckers heart break. How I laughed in his face as he left in quite a hurry.
If the Conservatives think they’re going to win at at the next election, get real! Boundary changes mean the constituency is likely to take Labour voting Pensby from Wirral West or be merged with part of rock solid Labour Ellesmere Port and Neston.
Ben Chapman, useless Labour lobby fodder, was Wirral West, and is gone. Wirral West now has a Conservative MP, Esther Mcvey.
Steven Hesford was Wirral West and is now Esther Mcvey,not seen her since she became an MP.
I believe it’s pronounced “maternity leave” Guido
Rubbish Tim! It’s is pronounced “it is”.
How do you know? She may have been having an extended amorous relationship with a baby goat. That would be quite Liberal.
Please God let him win – he would see Labour wiped out.
In fairness I can see both Militwats being roundly rejected by the electorate once they actually listen to them lecturing them with their sense of entitlement to power. But they’re also both wimps and would be removed later. Balls is tenacious and I believe would cling on until Labour are totally destroyed.
Is this evidence from the horses mouth that the Labour party is breaking the Law by not paying the minimum wage to some interns ? Why the fuck is Balls signing up to something which they are legally obliged to enforce anyway. Are they utilising slave Labour with these niave and trusting Children ?
Does Ed Balls buy shirts with pre-rolled sleeves? Is he trying to send out the subliminal message that he’s so serious he’s rolled his sleeves up?
Any wanker stupid enough to want to be a Labour politicians intern, deserves all they get and then some.
I will say this once,& once only Bunch of Cocks,so listen carefully. The laws that mp’s make are optional for them ,but legally enforcable for the rest of us.
Not very lucid for an LSE graduate.
the chingrinner needs to have someone to deal with his empty diary…twat wouldn’t be any threat to the girl so shes safe enough but stupid…what possible benefit would it be to have been pps to the loon
She will go far. Mark my words.
like you to uganda…unfortunately you came back
Really? How far do you think she’ll go?
All the way down to the base of the shaft, cupping the balls as she goes.
Continuous flight augering?
(squirt) (sniff) GINGER!!!
ooohhh, very nice
bye bye canterbury, hello wirall south
Her husband is as bent as nine bob note, keep an eye on her Guido.
Ugandan practices eh ?
Is that bent as in brown envelope merchant, or bent as in get you ducky?
Or both, more like.
Check him out for an affair as well.
Chris Huhne walks into a library and asks for a book on small penises.
“I don’t think it’s in yet” say’s the clerk.
“Yes that’s the one!”
Her reward will be a personally signed copy of my autobiography when it comes out in November.
Just in time for Bonfires I trust !
shit doesn’t burn
I hope the pages are perforated.
One of the new intake who has most impressed me is Alison McGovern and I’m delighted that she has agreed to be my PPS.
http://www.gordonbrown.org.uk/gordon-brown-announces-pps
Did she live in Canterbury ?
How would he know?
“At least Blair didn’t bother trying to pretend he still cared.”
**qualifies as the understatement of the year**
Quite apart from the satisfaction of going off and scamming large wedges of cash off of gullible American companies, bliar was able to stand well back and enjoy watching it all go tits up.
Unless The Hague catches up with him at some future point, he has arguably disproved the adage that all political careers end in failure.
Depends how you define it really.
Blair is now one of the most hated men in Britain, regarded as a colossal failure and a war criminal, even many labour supporters despise the man and realise he lowered the tone of our politics.
A huge recession, the loss of power to the EU, the destruction of civil liberties, the creation of an entire chav underclass on the dole, a record deficit, bringing us into disrepute as a nation for involvement in Iraq, the abuse of immigration policy for party political ends… I could go on. Regardless of however much money Blair and his hideous wife get he is already a complete failure who has ruined a once great country. If he is ever hauled before a court – and he should be in England for treason too – that would just be the icing on the cake.
Well at least Michael Gove still thinks the sun shines out of his arse.
those were his good points
Was Bliar ever a politician?
From where I am standing, he seemed more of an accomplished fraudster and serial liar. Granted these days the distinction between the two is somewhat muddied. Most politicians have some kind of guiding principles, however transient, when they start out in politics.
Bliar and I believe Cameron also, are not troubled by, for them, such trivial hang ups. For them it is all about ego and making their moment on the big stage pay and pay off well.
You are quite right. In simpler times he’d have been kept busy drowning his brides in the bath or dissolving people in acid. Instead he ended up as Prime Minister. Some criminals really do get away with it.
A nice smile gets you anywhere you want to go.:
http://tinyurl.com/27jadeh
I am the Dansing Queen..always was…straight out of vaudeville..
That’s why the ladies LOVE me..
Get it right please
Ruddy Gordon and his “little helpers”. I used to be one of them.
And your husband used to be chairman of the Labour party’s propaganda unit, the BBC.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_Nye
Think of it as a hazing ritual for novice MPs, like going about with an inflated condom on one’s head. It is humiliating and makes her look ridiculous, but gains her acceptance as having suffered with the rest of the crowd.
Gordon, with an inflated condom on his head, would at least be a visual improvement.
He would be better with an inflated head on his condom!
I have a feeling Miss McGovern won’t be including this job on her future CV after McDoom has finally disappeared from the scene.
I’m gutted,it should have me for Gords PPS
http://www.gordonbrown.org.uk/gordon-brown-announces-pps
#fb
Fuck
Is she Gordons new washer as Sarah is sick of cleaning up jobby in pants duty?
no sleeping bag when hes in town
Try a hotel then.
http://news.scotsman.com/edinburgh/Court-hears-tourist-was-glassed.6441263.jp
Surprised that ‘glassing’ anyone is deemed ‘news’ in Haggistan.
I’ve stayed at that hotel for two weeks since that incident.
The owner is a really good bloke. He was either sorely provoked or it’s all a big lie.
I can confirm I came away unglassed even though I complained about the burnt sausages.(Gulp)
just such a shame there couldn’t have been an over the border raiding party whilst the chingrinning tit was in africa..would be good to see him up to his neck with the vegs in one of those huge cooking pots and then the very painful sight of him having the bones shoved through his nose and finally the sage and onion following it you know where.
**Claps**
snigger @ brown and curlies lol
Gordon Brown meets the Lord’s Resistance Army… the Horror, the Horror…
Could be the making of the man.
Ed Balls never ceases to amaze me, the dirty reprobate !
Ed Balls insisted today that he would “happily” shit in a cabinet with the Liberal Democrats and said he “always wanted to be fart in Tony Blair’s team”. …
Have we met?
What happened to Kirsty the nutcase?
I’m a great MP.
Ed Balls has just left the building
“”"Brown didn’t hang around for last night’s vote on the Education Bill”"”"
You should be more concerned about the Tory scum who did stay and voted in favour of the Bill. TWAT
Good, you fucking lost now piss off !
Boo hiss Tory scum!
You need to bleat about Fatcher now.
Ball bag.
Go back to the crèche Labour fraud…
“Brown to ashamed to stay around for last night’s vote on Education Bill”
This is the original print of my report.
The Compliance people said I couldn’t use it.
Do they have to create a crèche for Jenny Wilmott to vote ?
Does she have ten sproogs ?!!!
No…
She will be in the crèche….
Mumbled the fucking mong-hat. Judging by your posts it would seem you’re the twat infatuated with Brown.
“I think those advertisers could be looking for a refund”.
Why don’t you take yours and fuck off.
“or even a participating Member of Parliament”
Like you would give a shit what happened to ordinary (i.e. not rich) Scottish, Welsh or English people.
LabourList broke free again judging by recent comments. I thought labour were broke and couldn’t afford to pollute blogs after their annihilation at the election. Obviously the troughing labour scum in the Lords are digging deep (at taxpayers expense of course).
The penny hasn’t dropped yet. They’re still in total denial.
I even heard Ed Balls referred to as “the Education Secretary” on R4 News on Sunday…
i see they passed the bill today to let the e*u spy on us all
Business as usual. Cameron has let the mask slip and is in full Bliar mk1 mode, for all to see. Revolting.
dear mr archer…yes he has let the mask slip including these citizen camps for youths which b ohama is pushing on the youth but they are really camps to ahem “encourage” them to be good citizens and spy on us all
The Riech Lite
This bint has a degree in Philosophy, very handy when Brown is sat wailing in his own feces while he bemoans the loss of office, power, credibility, employment prospects, and basically just about everything really.
When the speaker can tear himself away from Nick Brown and Ben Bradshaw’s ball bags and anus’s perhaps he could enquire if the retard from Kirkcaldy might wish to put in an appearance in the chamber for more than two minutes.
Cos we all know how much he cares about the poor, the needy, the disadvantaged………..
I wake up every morning thinking, how can I make my country better and how I can improve peoples lives.
Please do us a favour one morning and don’t wake up.
Thank God Brown is no longer PM.
Brown is extremely good at getting others to wipe his arse & the muppet Alison is probably the best candidate for the job.
The sense of entitlement of the megalomaniac Brown knows no bounds. He really is a nasty piece of shit.
This is an advert for Brown’s memoirs:
“Labour has fallen victim to electoral success.
The great misfortune of Britain’s Labour party was to have done too well in May’s general election. Its small, though hardly compensating fortune is that no one beyond the world of politics has been following its leadership contest. ….
With Gordon Brown gone, all the party needs is a new face and a gentle dusting down.” Philip Stephens FT
People pay good money to read this.
No they dont, it will go the same way as the Times online.
But they went this way some time ago and appear to still be around. I imagine that only people with expense accounts avail themselves of it. “It has to be better because I paid for it.” ‘Cept they didn’t.
If GB doesn’t turn up for PMQ’s tomorrow he should be told to sod off. has he a sick note or somthing?
He probably will turn up
Nobody will turn up tomorrow, all the hoons are on holiday after an exhausting 11 weeks ‘work’, mainly filling out and complaining about their expenses.
Paid fact finding trips to Hawaii and the Maldives for them all.
What is it with this Labour Co-dependency ideology? Can none of them be independently minded or able enough to stand on their own two feet and make an independent contribution or take independent action. They cannot even come up with their own ideas.
Brown is behaving like a little boy who has to be taken by the hand and shown how to do things. Pathetic.
Guido is this muppet MGovern getting two wages for doing two jobs and how can she possibly do two jobs effectively without cutting corners will constituents suffer as a result ? Finally did Kirkcaldy vote to be led by two muppets instead of one?
Will Brown’s wages be docked. Stick him on Employment Support and be done with him. He clearly can’t hold down a job while typing out his works of fiction. If he can’t multy task how the hell did he manage to run the country?
Anybody looking forward to McDooms memoirs has got to be certifiable. Please give yourself in before you do yourself some damage FFS.
*multi-task, apologies for typo
He needs a PPS because in his head he is still Prime Minister.
Alison McGovern is filth. The parasitic bitch has never had a job in her life, and fucked her way into a Labour seat.
She’s a dirty filthy Nazi Labour grabbing animal. Watch the expenses claims this evil greedy dirty low trash puts in, to thieve off poortaxpayers, to feed her depraved habits.
I am starting to detect a definite style in these posts…
Hello son.
Why don’t you tell us what you really think?
I’m far more measured. She’s just Labour skank. At least old Ash won’t lose too much sleep wondering if Broon is slipping her a length. He can stay secure in his non-job. For now.
Not a favorite of yours then. The one thing labour are consistent at is the moralty and honesty of their labour women MP’s, as you so elequently stated.
Guido, we are all well rid of Brown. He is coming across as incompetent and as someone who needs a helper beside him to instruct him on how to do simple tasks such as washing dishes.
Imagine if Labour had won the election? OMG!
“Imagine if Labour had won the election? OMG!”
Er, well, we don’t really need to imagine. We had 13 years of them.
Today we ran up another £160,000,000 of interest on Brown’s reckless borrowing. That’s about £2.66 from each of us, down the sough. Think of it as everybody in the country having to buy the old misery a free pint, every day, which he would pour down the drain.
Lets not be bitter, a pint of Brown please landlord; That will be £5.32 Sir!.
That would not really be wasting the money as the government would be getting a large chunk back in tax, also it would provide jobs for the drinks industry, large profits for the breweries in fact not a bad idea for re-starting the economy.
You think giving money for bureaucrats to allocate isn’t wasting it?
I think you need some lessons in economics.
sir william i would rather pour the pint over his darned head
I’d prefer to drink the pint, and then drain the old crankcase over his head.
Call me a traditionalist, but no need to waste good beer.
Why the surprise? The country was ‘led’ by a complete fantasist -Blair who was then succeeded by another one. I remain surprised that so many people still believe the fairy stories. I don’t expect Blair or Brown to ever accept reality,nor the dickheads who kept them in power and supported their various acts of lunacy.
What happened to Brown’s motto- “Getting on with the job” ?
Constipation?
So gordon has
A. new female helper. They are called nurses
Blog & video: Why @EdBallsMP backs @internaware – by his former intern….Guido Fawkes http://www.edballs4labour.org/blog/?p=606
Self-serving bollocks.
Brown’s Unnecessary Minion
Wirral women are easy
I’m getting on with the jobby. Nurse! I need to be cleaned up!
My book will be called:
“My Journey: Volume I – The Downing Street Years: Creating Prosperity Through Prudence”.
It’ll be available at all good bookshops for £17.99. I look forward to meeting many of you on my signing tour.
Volume 2 – The Years in Bedlam : My part in the ruin of Britain
Poor girl, when she was told she would be a PPS to an important Scottish Labour MP she thought it would be Wee Douglas Alexander. Little did she think it would be McCyclops the mad. Her job is to answer Gordon’s Westminster mail because he isn’t going to be there.
He’s hiding behind the skirts of a Woman, AGAIN.
Better hiding behind the skirts of a woman compared to the alternative!
Dear Gordon,
Fuck off.
Has Alison got a good supply of bandages for all the Nokia related wounds on her skull she’s going to endure?
According to Mandleson’s book, Gordon’s clunking fist slamming on a desk resulted in a pencil flying into Dolly Draper’s face and almost hitting his eye. So the impact of his fits of rage isn’t all bad.
He’s probably ‘tossing his caber’ in the glens instead.
is there a Brown tartan? I’d imagine it’s a dark one to hide the incontinence (or should that be the incompetence?).
This decision on the part of Miss McGovern suggests she hasn’t got much in the way of an IQ. Everyone in Labour is keeping as far from McDoom as possible. The man is pure toxicity. The fact she’s happy to take this position says a lot about her intellect, or lack thereof.
This is her latest tweet:
Proud: http://www.gordonbrown.org.uk/gordon-brown-announces-pps
#fb
about 8 hours ago via web
Proud? Um..yeah.
Sarah Beard has uploaded a video to Youtube called Mother Lovers. No punchline needed.
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/19496994506
Has she gone as mental as her hubby?
The African Queen, leaches everywhere, Ripping yarns!
Be afraid, even without a leader, the Clown party are up to 38% in the polls. 38% of the electorate are so stupid they want a return to reckless spend, spend, spend.
38% of the population are credit card junkies just like McDoom.
Its more than 38% Im afraid and therein lies the problem. We are now paying the price for our idiotic childish profligacy.
Vote Labour for EU integration including Turkey, war in Afghanistan, reaffirmation as the junior partner in the special relationship, and an end to Parliamentary expense abuse.
Where do i sign up?
Ever get that feeling of Deja Vu?, next 400,000 Turks over here doing the cooking, cleaning and plumbing for U.K. MP.S on the cheap.
But the midnight express from Kabul to London via Istanbul is on track.
More correctly, I believe the prime activity was borrow, borrow, borrow.
But it all ends in the same result, financial slavery for tomorrow’s children.
But as Mandleslug would say quoting from the slurry of Soshalism, “Good for me”
Borrow! Yes .
If he was as economically competent as he kept saying he was then he knew fuill well that he had econonically destroyed us!
But gordon’s main thrust was Spend! Spend! Spend ! He didn’t care abiout anything else.
At least we can be sure that he isn’t shagging her. Probably far more cheerful with konrad
How dim is Brown? He has just demonstrated that his book is more important to him than the welfare & well being of his constituents. He is dependent on a muppet to do things for him. How demeaning for him. Do the constituents have a say in this? Did they vote for the muppet McGovern to come over and patronise them with her dim views on how Fifer’s can and cannot live their lives? Has she ever lived in Fife? Does she have an understanding of the culture of Fife? I do and they wont be too happy about being treated in such a shabby way by their MP who puts a book before their needs. They certainly will not tolerate a muppet who they did not vote for messing around with their lives. As a Fifer, I ken what the folk are like and they’re going to be a bit miffed!
Serve them all f’cking right. They voted him in again with an increased majority.
I hope he shits on them from a great scottish height.
And who gives a shit about fife.
What about the wreck that once was England, thanks to the good citizens of fife.
How dim is Brown? Seemingly only 50 or so seats dimmer than Dave.
There’s a vote of confidence for you.
She is doomed now by the Jonah curse, watch her career implode.
Mr T has something to say to Gordon Brown:
well said mr fife
Oi! Gordon Brown and McGovern! Two Looney Tunes ye ken! Gerrrt owwwwt of my puuub!
Why hasn’t any MP tabled a motion of censure? Apart from a few snide remarks, none of those pussies has really brought the matter of his absence into the arena of Parliament. What the fuck are they there for, if not to point out the bleeding obvious? Why is it a snigger and knowing joke for the in crowd, and not something any one of us would be raising merry hell about?
C’unts. The lot of them.
Well, the former PM isn’t the only one who has been doing very little for his constituents whilst enjoying his parliamentary salary.
Ker-ching!!!!
Why hasn’t any MP tabled a motion of censure? Apart from a few snide remarks, none of those pussies has really brought the matter of his absence into the arena of Parliament. What the fuck are they there for, if not to point out the bleeding obvious?
Why is it a snigger and knowing joke for the in crowd, and not something any one of us would be raising merry hell about?
It might be something to do with being ruled by the brokeback w*nkers
Fuck off back to Scotchland with your hero Muckruin.
Is that you, Norman?
Fuck off back to Englandstan with your heros the Milliwits, Harman, Balls, Campbell, Baron Prescott…. ad nauseum. You Nigels have a lot to answer for.
The bleeding obvious is that they are all on the fiddle and do not want to set a precedent, people who live in glass houses tend not to throw stones.
Tip for McGovern. If a Fifer says ” Shut yer pus ye skanky scouser, a bairn kens mair than ye dae. I am skunnered, I’ll stick the heid in ye, ye tube”. It means you are doing well so stick around for a ‘chibben’.
I don’t usually defend London bus drivers as most of them are rude sacks of shit. But well done to this guy for standing up to PC bollocks. Yet more evidence of the religion of peace…
The bus company at the centre of a row over claims that it denied two women entry to a bus because one of them was wearing a face veil.
Metroline said the two women were prevented from boarding the bus because they were abusive towards the driver and other passengers, not because of their dress.
CCTV footage of the incident shows the two women trying to board the No. 7 bus and banging on the door when it was not in service, Metroline said.
The driver turned them away after they became argumentative and shouted at him, it added.
The Bustard Broon minor should be forced to hang around the H.O.C. and live with the janitor in his basement while the other kids are away! the lazy fat git and his new puppet Liverpudlian should do all the cooking and cleaning up of smears the daft cow ! .
well that’s what I was thinking !
Oi. Kiss my arse! Not all Fifers are Labour supporters ya tube. Most are non Labour. Menzies Campbell is MP for Fife. He has a lot of support due to his foreign policy views.
Now does foreign include England?
Just when did McRuin do anything constructive in his miserable political past, other than blunder from disaster to disaster in his quest for power.
The losers in all of this are of course the ordinary public many of which never saw realistically what was going on in their country.
As far as I am concerned McRuin can do whatever he likes in the future it is of no consequence anymore,but I would remind him that he along with Bliar will go down in history as total disasters as far as this country is concerned.
Why a non story about piss arsed MP’s and their lickspittles, and nothing on British troops killing and maiming women and children, in order to bring “democracy” to Afghanistan?
Got anything to bury in the summer recess?
Oh dear! We have been out in the sun to long haven’t we? You fair skinned middle class types are just too fragile. Perhaps you could do with a week in Helmand to toughen up?
Nothing like losing a limb to put steel into one’s future.
Don’t you even go there!!
This is not about our honorable brave lads in Helmand who are fighting to survive against roadside bombs and terroirists !!
This is about this last cowardly labour government that put them into this godforsaken country on a lie, alongside a dozen other countries , and how this coalition govenment is going to get them out of it!
When’s that then? 2015, or when the body count reflects badly in the polls?
Surely you are talking about raoul from newcastle.
And we all know he, like gordon, never had any courage!
The courageous thing would be to admit defeat at the hands of masterful tacticians, who have defended their land against donkeys led by donkeys, and have sent them running for cover with their tails between their legs.
What lie? The murderer of 3000 innocent people including 100 or so British citizens, a one Mr Bin Laden was in Afghanistan protected by the Taliban.
So what are we looking at then?
davemilitwit as leader of the opposition, ball as the mad ‘allspending’ chancellor and ‘killemall’whelan as their spin doctor!
Sounds good to me. Hope they go for it!
Just as soon as the electorate tire of Dave, Gideon and Boris, they will.
Nothing like Jew celebrating mob to up the stats eh? This, the previous and the one before that.
Grow up Guido.
Fuck off anti- semite lol lol lol
Is this thread fucked already?
I love Dave.
What’s wrong with all the crazed gunmen in this country? Why haven’t we had one in fife where we really need one yet?
Mr Jock
Thanks to Labour crazed gunmen are banned from schools
That is why Wacko Jocko is always in a school gayground
He feels safe from physical or intellectual threat and he just loves the feel of grey flannel between his fingers
Henry V, no one is stopping the English from having their own Parliament. Ask Dave, he may be up for it. I do not think the rest of the UK will deny you devolution and many people may support English independence from the rest of the UK. It may be a good thing.
Salmond is chicken shit.He bottled a referendum on independence and is frit of the US Senate. We’re sick of you and your shitty little country. Fuck off fud.
Fyffer you are indeed a useful idiot of the statists who wish to control us. Its the Politics stupid not the nationality. Cock that you are !
“Conceived in England” says the anti-nationalist.Prat.
what a twat
The Archbishop of Canterbury lay dying in the hospital. All his life he had faithfully served the church and the people of the nation. He motioned for his nurse to come near.
“Yes, Your Grace?” said the nurse.
“I would really like to see Ex-Prime Minister Brown and his reptilian sidekick Lord Mandelson before I die” he whispered.
“I’ll see what I can do, Your Grace” replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to Gordon Brown and Lord Mandelson and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; Ex-Prime Minister Brown and his pet snake Lord Mandelson would be delighted to visit the Archbishop.
As they went to the hospital, Brown commented to Mandelson, “I don’t know why the old Archbishop wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get the party back into power at the next election.” Mandelson agreed that it was a good thing.
When they arrived at the Archbishop’s room, the old churchman took Brown’s hand in his right hand and Mandelson’s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity crept over the Archbishop’s face. Finally Gordon Brown spoke. “Your Grace, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you so near to the end?”
The Archbishop slowly replied, “I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same.”
And Lo! He was magically whisked to a random seat in Parliament.
Fyffer, as in bananas. What has Salmond got to do with English devolution? It is purely an issue for the English. So stop whining to the Scots and get on with it. If you want your own parliament do it, campaign for one, instead of attacking the Scots.
Your prick,Salmond,is a bottler like your prick,Brown.England doesn’t need devolution,she needs independence.
Im sure England will do very well under the Rule of The Third Man and Baron Prescott the powers behind the throne of the Milliwits. You are spoilt for talent Nigel you really are..
Those are Labour figures.Labour is finished in England.They’re all yours, Susan.
I prefer the spelling without the two ffs.
Better punctuation too.
As far as I can see, the reason for no English parliament is that it would be solidly Tory, given the voting patterns of the UK. Hence, Labour wern’t going to set one up and lose control of England.
Wonder if Cameron will give one a go.
Hulloo
May I just say that this hard working young bigot has been sacked
It was the rght thing to do
Wasn’t it Peter?
Peter?
Hullo?
Peter the line seems to be silent
Sarah can’t hear me either
hulloooooo?
Sarah’s visiting her friend in Canterbury.
Fucking well Goodnight
Shit Fuck Bollocks
She wants to serve gordon??!!
Oh Dear!
Bit of a loser isn’t she- Very Like Balls??!!
Bit of a loser.
That’s us, alright!
Political correctness and fear of upsetting the muzbot community led to the death of a 7 year old girl.
The case of a 7-year-old girl who starved to death at her home in Birmingham was preventable, and there were a series of opportunities for officials to intervene, a review into the case concluded on Tuesday.
Khyra Ishaq died in an emaciated state in a house full of food because of a harsh punishment regime instigated by her mother Angela Gordon, 35, and her former partner Junaid Abuhamza, 31.
They are both serving long jail terms after being convicted in March of Ishaq’s manslaughter and child cruelty charges relating to five other children in their care and control, who were also starved and abused.
A serious case review into Ishaq’s death found that better assessment and information-sharing by key professionals could have led officials to take action before she died.
Wouldn’t happen in Turkey.
I’m not sure we want to integrate with such backward people as you Europeans.
Chalk up another one for the coalition.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Afghanistan-British-Soldier-Killed-In-Explosion—MoD-Says-Sangin-Blast-Death-May-Be-Friendly-Fire/Article/201007415671470?lpos=UK_News_Top_Stories_Header_2&lid=ARTICLE_15671470_Afghanistan%3A_British_Soldier_Killed_In_Explosion_-_MoD_Says_Sangin_Blast_Death_May_Be_Friendly_Fire
He died heroically defending Dave’s mission to turn the UK into an Islamic state by 2030, history, as written by Britians Imams will record all our glorious dead as infidel swine and the cenotaph will be turned into a footwash bath.
PC correctness fails to understand or even recognise other cultures. Politicians are shit scared to say that our immigrants believe it correct to murder unwanted children.
BUT is it any worse than our NHS murdering unweanted babies?
Not if they only do it it their own countries.
Talking of unnecessary minions I see you replaced Galley. I’m sure his begging letter will be every bit as successful as its predecessors. He fills a much needed void.
Fyffer as in bananas. If you want to campaign for an English parliament and English independence then you have the right to do so. Please do not drag the Scots into it as stated previously it is purely an English matter and they have a right to devolution as the rest of the UK. It would certainly put everyone on an equal footing. Anyway it is an English issue and all I can and the rest of the UK can do is to wish you luck with your English Independence campaign.
Fifer as in Brown.
You just know that Guido is letting this non storey run and run to boost his SAT STATS.
The same story could run and run if you check the commentry you will find hardly any comments on topic so don’t get your knickers in a twist over what may or may not be.
I went to uni with her in London. She sucked my cock but wouldn’t drop her knickers. Frigid bitch.
Your cock was that small it made a great toothpick – that is all!
You got off lightly Mr Sniffer she made me fuck her up the arse and then got me to puke on the back of her neck as she came
Nick loves that kind of foreplay from me. Then we get into the really steamy stuff.
Fyffer as in bananas. Fifer as in not from Kirkcaldy, as in not a labour voter. Good luck with your freeing England from the rest of UK campaign.
tee hee hee! you won’t find me
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The comments on this blog are cruel you do not know why he left it may have been another important meeting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So let me get this straight , this silly bitch looks after Brown’s office in the Commons, while he is being statesman like in Uganda and no doubt any other unsuspecting country. Does that extend to his constituency office?
No doubt will also vote on his behalf in the house of commons, well its a Labour thing having 2 or more votes, its a best practice thing every election, especially in Scotland, where Labour just seem to win when least expected
You’ve got to hand it to Lady Hermon.
0 votes out fo 49, since the elections.
Too posh to vote. Its beneath her by the looks of it. Much more important to be taking tea and scones with the North Down ladies.
This is not to normal people who in habit England in general, just some of the rabid misinformed arseholes who have commented above:
Time you misogynous twats stopped writing a load of shit about Scotland, or our failed politicians like Brown who were as shite in westminster as the ones born in England……and get yourself…..drumrolll…..here it comes……….a viable England based party that England’s inhabitants could vote for!
Surely that is what countries do when they are pissed off?
Scotland has done so, and it pisses off westminster no end, even if this doesn’t filter through to Littlehampton upon puddlef@ck.
You see, in Scotland, there is an established non unionist party who win elections and lose some (sound familiar-happens throughout the planet!) but who are a bona fide viable party who represent the Scottish interest, even the unionist clowns in Scotland are represented by default though they are still fannybattering for ‘britain’ and ‘empire’ and their own greedy ends…………… a high proportion of the Scots electorate vote for this Scotland based party.
England doesn’t have an equivalent, though it needs it, not for you dicks of course, but for the normal people who could learn not to judge another country based on the mental daily mail editorial policies, rather than how they’d like to viewed themselves.
That would show balls, rather than sniping from the sidelines like wee spoiled dress wearing girlies.
For the misinformed: David cameron and most tories when pressed beyond their simpleton twat prejudice based rhetoric about Scotland or tother matters they know f@ckall about like Lockerbie, will never ever ever allow the union to be led down a England based Parliament, you cannot vote for unionist politicians to get a England parliament, don’t be daft.
Any of you remember “English votes for English laws”?
That would serve myself fine, I want to see less involvement of the westminster corrupt craphouse in Scotland and yes, in Englandshire as well!
Better than some of the twats here-they know who they are.
David cameron knows now that he is in power that what the dire british politician, born in Scotland (best remind the simpletons about that
) said about EV for EL is true…..the end of the union.
The only true thing to come from a british politician in years, though Brown Blair lied about everything else, just Like cameron will and already has, the two faced twat.
As to this guide to politics, it is well like the Daily Mail or some other sh!te newspaper, expecting the tories to sort out the massive problems caused by the unprecedentedly shite labour 13 years of mayhem upon these Isles is absolutely crazy!
I detest both the Tories and labour-the same party except with a blue or red bra and pants, but I don’t think that two months is enough for the Tories to sort out the pishy mishandling of the economy, foreign policy etc of labour, in fact they will f*ck up most of it further while improving other areas a little, mostly by doing what westminster does best, tax the majority and make shit cost more.
On that bombshell, thank heavens I know enough people from England to know that you aforementioned weird-ass twats are not the norm, now away and ejaculate on yer keyboards to a different tune for once…..
slainte
Tory and labour-the choice is between a red or blue bucket of shit, and the difference is the colour of the bucket, not the content
Please organise a boycott of ALL Brown’s memoirs. He does not deserve to make one single penny from his treacherous ruination of this once great land. Actually he should be on trial for numerous counts of treason. Ideally any publisher of his memoirs would have all THEIR other books boycotted as well, because those who help the wicked profit from their misdeeds are thus implicated in the offences and deserving of punishment themselves.