July 26th, 2010

Mrs Duffy Declares for David

In what can only be described as a shrewd move, David Miliband twisted the knife a little further and went round to Bigot-gate star Mrs Duffy’s house for a wee chat. She helped kick Brown saying:

“I felt David really listened to my points of view and shared my concerns on the issues that matter to working people.”

Whose idea was that?


  1. 1
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    T’was my idea, I am being paid in pies


    • 21
      La' says:

      was it Sue?


      • 37
        Can’t remember my moniker says:

        No – she’s gorn to the House of Lords now. But it looks as if Millitwat D has got hold of her labia with a pair of mole-grips, judging from the photo.


      • 38
        Mr Ned says:

        If Mrs Duffy really believes that Dave Miliband listened and cared one shit about her views, she is an even bigger fool than I thought she was during the election.

        So sad that her tribal loyalty cannot see beyond the vicious manipulation of her for the benefit of labours bullshit marketing.


        • 78
          Unsworth says:

          Mrs Duffy is NuLab’s Mother Teresa. She is, in their view, sainted and beyond all reproach. How many other aspirants will be making the arduous pilgrimage to Rochdale to touch the hem of her robe?


          • Balls says:

            Or a big fat stupid mug, just like all the other Labour supporters who still can’t see what Labour really thinks of them.


          • Hamish Macbeth says:

            Mrs Duffy would vote for a turd if it had a red rosette on it


        • 121
          notahappybunny says:

          Monkeys the lot of them nothing but fucking monkeys dancing to the tune of welfare handouts.
          How could Labour having destroyed our communities with mass illegal immigration and destroyed our economy and sent our soldiers to die in illegal wars underfunded with no effective kit still vote for those traitors!!!!
          Blair Brown Straw Mandelson Prescott etc should be shot to death and their bones ground to dust and sprinkled in their Nirvana called Somalia .


        • 133
          Greychatter says:

          Thought Mrs. Duffy’s gripe with Gordon Brown was about immigrants taking British jobs?

          Dave Milli probably forgot to tell her his father and grandfather weren’t exactly legal immigrants !!

          How have the Millibands got so far in the British Professional Political establishment in so short a time?

          It take generations for ordinary Britians to climb the ladder.


    • 24
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      They kept you away from her thought didnt they?

      Probably frightened you’d stick your hand up her skirt or offer her a blow on your vuvuzela.


    • 27
      Peasant with trousers held up by twine says:

      So Miliband major is gonna get rid of those Polish plumber immigrants is he?


    • 71
      Ken Lorp says:

      Do you know if David Miliband has a donkey jacket?


    • 131
      PM says:

      He doesn’t miss a trick, does he. Just like his old boss, Blair.


  2. 2
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:


    Smacks more of cheap grandstanding to me.


  3. 3
    Pig Sick says:

    The first time he,s been in a working class home


  4. 4
    Backwoodsman says:

    Mrs D is clearly off message. I thought Miliband Specimen E, was making the running ?


  5. 5
    Kered says:

    Well she duffed him up didn’t she?


  6. 6
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    what does David M stand for ?


  7. 7
    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Well done Mrs Duffy, you are in no way being cynically manipulated by a smug, Londaan, Joo political elitist.

    Why are Neo-Labourite supporters/drones so monumentally imbecilic Mrs Duffy?


  8. 8
    Mark M says:

    Who gives a rats ass?


  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    She is a bigot !


  10. 10

    The poor dear probably thought it was Miliband Minor – these Red Sea Pedestrians all look the same to us Brits…


  11. 11
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    This woman still votes Labour?


    • 25
      Dorian Smith says:

      It’s amazing anyone still votes Labour *waves to Martin Day*


      • 82
        Can’t remember my moniker says:

        Don’t be beastly to Martin. At least he likes Little Feat. All is not lost.


    • 62
      simon r says:

      Of course she does, you know how it works by now comrade – keep them poor, keep them stupid and they will vote for you.

      If that fails then import them from the 3rd world and give them a postal vote form.


  12. 12
    Groucho says:

    I’m pleased to see he’s not pulling any crass, cheap publicity stunts


  13. 14
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    What is all this with wiki leaks , they had a press confrence allover the news (i could nt here what they where talking about )


  14. 16
    AC1 says:

    I wonder what the “bigot” thinks about this…



  15. 17
    • 19
      Eononymous says:

      and David Miliband, the cnut


    • 41
      Mr Ned says:

      The coalition are trying to change the law so that war criminals who the UK establishment approve of are exempt from all legal ramifications from their illegal activities.

      This is sick. IF they do push that through, THEN the whole coalition government should be charged with accessory to war crimes after the fact.


      • 55
        Michael Heseltine says:

        Who cares? I am going to be in charge of a centralised giant Quango, that will take the place of the abolished regional agency Quango’s.
        The EU break up of England continues, six figure salaries and golden pension funds all round!!!


      • 112
        Anonymous says:

        Can’t see what practical difference it will make. Perhaps this change is better seen in the context of renewed hubbub over Iran.


  16. 18

    “I felt David really listened to my points of view and shared my concerns on the issues that matter to working people.”
    “And that Gordon Brown is a right c*nt,” she added.


  17. 20
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    So no major fuck ups over the weekend ?


  18. 22
    yuiop says:

    From ‘Seen Elsewhere’.

    “The spat with The Daily Show began with a report by the site’s Irin Carmon on the programme’s hiring policies, which highlighted the lack of women in senior writing or on-air positions and argued that it was “a boys’ club where women’s contributions are often ignored and dismissed”.

    Oh well, that’s the beginning of the end of The Daily Show being funny then.


    • 43
      Mr Ned says:

      Sad but true


      • 57
        Short arse in a dress, looking for a step onto the "equality" gravytrain says:

        I also note with interest that transgendered midgets are unrepresented at all levels of the Daily Show’s team. Sizist trangerderphobes!


  19. 28

    We look forward to the Duffy chapter in Broon’s book.

    Incidentally does he have a job yet (apart from the MP gig)?


    • 90
      Can’t remember my moniker says:

      Encyclopædia Gordonnica in 48 volumes. Volume 5 “Do to Ed” pp 236-321. Out November.


  20. 29
    Barmy Army says:

    Guido , Give us a wave , Guido guido give us a wave


  21. 30

    “That David Milliband were a right gent, he said lovely things about my porcelain Bichon Frise collection and he didn’t stick his nose up at me Lidl biscuits”.
    “Not like that Gordon Brown, who winced as he sipped his tea and touched me cat innapropriately”. The old bat concluded.


  22. 31
    Ed balls says... says:

    You’re juuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrking!


  23. 32
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Has anyone still got the bigot clip?


  24. 35
    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    It’s Betty from Coronation Street and I claim £5.


  25. 39
    Pete-s says:

    I thought some of the comments above were funny untilI read the Mirror’s article.

    “The endorsement from Mrs Duffy, of Rochdale, near Manchester, will be seen as a massive boost for Mr Miliband’s leadership chances as he battles brother Ed” how desperate must the Mirror be getting.


  26. 40
    Hypnotist for Mrs Duffy says:

    Mrs Duffy relax, you are starting to feel very sleepy. When David Milibland arrives you will agree with everything he says. You are feeling very sleepy. You will be so impressed with everything Milibland says you will rush out the room and tell the press. Deeper, deeper…….zzzzz


  27. 42
    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    That David is a lovely man. Even after that Brown uncouth scotchman told me he was a toff and I should never vote tory, that nice Mr Cameron (or David as he likes me to call him) will get my vote at the next election. And to think people think we are all bigots and thick up here.


  28. 45
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend .


  29. 49
    The Red Pawn says:

    Poor Mrs Duffy used by Brown and now Miliband. She is a pawn in Labour’s and the media pathetic games. The silly old moo is going along with it.


  30. 51
    Poor Mrs Duffy still hasn't sussed it yet says:

    You’d thought the Mrs Duffys of this world would have cottoned on by now.

    Here’s a clue: no politician gives a shit what you think luv.


  31. 58
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    So if Miliband has the approval of a bigoted woman, does that mean Miliband is now officially a bigot?


  32. 59
    Working people says:

    I’m “working people” and I’m concerned that the voting system is rigged so that it takes fewer people to elect a Labour MP than a Conservative one.

    Oh, and I want my country back. OK?


  33. 61

    Oh that David …


  34. 66
    gildedtumbril says:

    The two millipedes, that is, both of them are worthless arsewipes. They are not too awfully bright and have a strange bug-eyed look about them.They appear quite alien.It is my suspicion that they are fugitives from another dimension.A bit like ‘One Step Beyond The Outer Limits Of The Twilight Zone…Beware!


  35. 69
    I hate New Labour says:

    This woman is a classic example of why Labour don’t get obliterated from the political landscape.

    The champagne socialists just love these thick northerners. Lots of votes for no effort.


    • 72
      an aid says:

      silly old bat remains a good descriptive term to show the depths to which labour will readily stoop.


    • 106
      DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

      True, but there are probably just as many thick southerners who would always vote Tory no matter how badly the Tories screw things up.

      The sad fact is that most of the electorate are as thick as pigshit. That’s why the same old bunch of utterly dreadful politicians of both parties keep getting elected.


  36. 73
    Unsworth says:

    So here’s the Squeaker bint’s take on all of this:

    1.”Is it admirable or just a *teensy* bit sad that D Miliband went to visit Mrs Duffy?”

    2. “Twitter verdict on David Miliband visiting Mrs Duffy: dead cheesy #fact”

    3. “Bigotgate victim Gillian Duffy backing David Miliband http://bit.ly/bXPGuI /via @MirrorPolitics <<< 'victim' FGS?!!! #hyperbole"

    Is she some sort of interested party, by any chance? Having previously vociferously backed Balls all the way:

    "Surprised & disappointed Unite union hasn't backed @edballsmp. Well done to @Ed_Miliband tho :-)"


    "Dream on Tories – course @edballsmp ain't quitting. He's a fighter – witness the punches he's landed on Gove :)"

    She's clearly one of the great intellects de nos jours. Talk about ‘going down’ with the ship, maybe she’s just a testicle licker.


  37. 76
    All Lib Dem's are tosspots says:

    I do hope ‘Mrs Duffers’ isn’t as stupid as she looks. You really would have thought the silly old bat would have learned her lesson after listening to Gordon the Gobshite’s grovel. Like I say, all Labour voters are stark staring bonkers.


    • 83
      Whacky as a fruitybat says:

      clear air between the ears…but no different to 30% of the voting population.


  38. 81
    BeaverWatch says:

    David and Gillian suit each other admirably..hes a knob and shes wants it.


  39. 86
    HazelNuts says:

    Is her snatch really as red as her thatch ?


  40. 87
    Chritique says:

    some weirdo putting rope out in the snow in the play R4…looney tunes


  41. 88
    Chritique says:

    its best on your own when the winds blowing


  42. 89
    Chritique says:

    fuck off joe lying down in the snow to die …take the horse and a coffee before you shuffle off.


  43. 94
    Dan says:

    Is she Lord “Cashpoint” Levy’s sister? A total dead ringer. That would explain her Blairite and hence Milibandist tendencies!


  44. 95
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Millionaire Socialists – why dont the likes of Mrs Duffy see them for what they are?

    I often wondered how Labour could poll as they did after 13 years of leftwing anti British extremism – the answer is “Mrs Duffy”.

    Democracy isn’t working.


    • 105
      Balls says:

      What I want to know is, how did Gordon understand what she was saying. Why doesn’t she speak English like us southerners?


  45. 101
    Unsworth says:

    Slightly O/T, but this just in:

    “SallyBercow Is hitting the phones for @edballsmp *tomorrow* (Tues) evening (6ish). If you fancy joining me, tweet @johnringer for info :)

    So, hitting the bottle at 5:30ish?


    • 103
      Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

      no licking rims is at 5.30…the drinking starts later


    • 115
      Can’t remember my moniker says:

      Just like the thought of a reversal of “hitting the bottle”. Probably wouldn’t look any different.


  46. 102
    Extra order for the big fat bastard in the santa suit says:

    ugly thickos stick together


  47. 109

    […] Guido Fawkes is usually far more restrained than his commenters, thank God. For instance, here at ‘Mrs Duffy declares for David’ M, at least Guido poses a question. I couldn’t possible […]


  48. 118
    angelnstar says:

    OhMiGod, this is such a sneaky thing to do! so shrewd at seeing through Gordon, poor Mrs. Duffy has been conned bigtime on this occasion.


  49. 129

    So Millipede Major can pretend he’s a caring sharing politician of the people. Does anyone honestly believe a son of the Labour aristocracy will really do anything about the genuine concerns of people like Mrs Duffy?

    If you know of anyone who does, please give them my address – I’ve got this lovely bridge I need to shift.


  50. 132
    chris says:

    Nice one David!!!


  51. 134
    In Soviet Russia says:

    David declares for Mrs. Duffy


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,647 other followers