July 26th, 2010

Mrs Duffy Declares for David

In what can only be described as a shrewd move, David Miliband twisted the knife a little further and went round to Bigot-gate star Mrs Duffy’s house for a wee chat. She helped kick Brown saying:

“I felt David really listened to my points of view and shared my concerns on the issues that matter to working people.”

Whose idea was that?


133 Comments

  1. 1
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    T’was my idea, I am being paid in pies

  2. 2
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Shrewd??

    Smacks more of cheap grandstanding to me.

  3. 3
    Pig Sick says:

    The first time he,s been in a working class home

  4. 4
    Backwoodsman says:

    Mrs D is clearly off message. I thought Miliband Specimen E, was making the running ?

  5. 5
    Kered says:

    Well she duffed him up didn’t she?

  6. 6
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    what does David M stand for ?

  7. 7
    They're all smug, sneering, Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssberg whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Well done Mrs Duffy, you are in no way being cynically manipulated by a smug, Londaan, Joo political elitist.

    Why are Neo-Labourite supporters/drones so monumentally imbecilic Mrs Duffy?

  8. 8
    Mark M says:

    Who gives a rats ass?

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    She is a bigot !

  10. 10

    The poor dear probably thought it was Miliband Minor – these Red Sea Pedestrians all look the same to us Brits…

  11. 11
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    This woman still votes Labour?

  12. 12
    Groucho says:

    I’m pleased to see he’s not pulling any crass, cheap publicity stunts

  13. 13

    Oh, and I bet she didn’t ask him about Polish immigration either!

  14. 14
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    What is all this with wiki leaks , they had a press confrence allover the news (i could nt here what they where talking about )

  15. 15
    sinosimon says:

    gran standing surely?

  16. 16
    AC1 says:

    I wonder what the “bigot” thinks about this…

    http://bit.ly/d0kbTP

  17. 17
  18. 18

    “I felt David really listened to my points of view and shared my concerns on the issues that matter to working people.”
    “And that Gordon Brown is a right c*nt,” she added.

  19. 19
    Eononymous says:

    and David Miliband, the cnut

  20. 20
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    So no major fuck ups over the weekend ?

  21. 21
    La' says:

    was it Sue?

  22. 22
    yuiop says:

    From ‘Seen Elsewhere’.

    “The spat with The Daily Show began with a report by the site’s Irin Carmon on the programme’s hiring policies, which highlighted the lack of women in senior writing or on-air positions and argued that it was “a boys’ club where women’s contributions are often ignored and dismissed”.

    Oh well, that’s the beginning of the end of The Daily Show being funny then.

  23. 23
    Selohesra says:

    I said she was a big-titted old lady – why do the press all misrepresent me?

  24. 24
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    They kept you away from her thought didnt they?

    Probably frightened you’d stick your hand up her skirt or offer her a blow on your vuvuzela.

  25. 25
    Dorian Smith says:

    It’s amazing anyone still votes Labour *waves to Martin Day*

  26. 26
    GrimeLord says:

    I’m not so sure about Kuenssberg, I think she may be a 3 Pint’a

  27. 27
    Peasant with trousers held up by twine says:

    So Miliband major is gonna get rid of those Polish plumber immigrants is he?

  28. 28

    We look forward to the Duffy chapter in Broon’s book.

    Incidentally does he have a job yet (apart from the MP gig)?

  29. 29
    Barmy Army says:

    Guido , Give us a wave , Guido guido give us a wave

  30. 30

    “That David Milliband were a right gent, he said lovely things about my porcelain Bichon Frise collection and he didn’t stick his nose up at me Lidl biscuits”.
    “Not like that Gordon Brown, who winced as he sipped his tea and touched me cat innapropriately”. The old bat concluded.

  31. 31
    Ed balls says... says:

    You’re juuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrking!

  32. 32
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Has anyone still got the bigot clip?

  33. 33
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Before or after?

  34. 34
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    During

  35. 35
    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    It’s Betty from Coronation Street and I claim £5.

  36. 36
    Selohesra says:

    He means her internal capacity – several times before needs emptying

  37. 37
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    No – she’s gorn to the House of Lords now. But it looks as if Millitwat D has got hold of her labia with a pair of mole-grips, judging from the photo.

  38. 38
    Mr Ned says:

    If Mrs Duffy really believes that Dave Miliband listened and cared one shit about her views, she is an even bigger fool than I thought she was during the election.

    So sad that her tribal loyalty cannot see beyond the vicious manipulation of her for the benefit of labours bullshit marketing.

  39. 39
    Pete-s says:

    I thought some of the comments above were funny untilI read the Mirror’s article.

    “The endorsement from Mrs Duffy, of Rochdale, near Manchester, will be seen as a massive boost for Mr Miliband’s leadership chances as he battles brother Ed” how desperate must the Mirror be getting.

  40. 40
    Hypnotist for Mrs Duffy says:

    Mrs Duffy relax, you are starting to feel very sleepy. When David Milibland arrives you will agree with everything he says. You are feeling very sleepy. You will be so impressed with everything Milibland says you will rush out the room and tell the press. Deeper, deeper…….zzzzz

  41. 41
    Mr Ned says:

    The coalition are trying to change the law so that war criminals who the UK establishment approve of are exempt from all legal ramifications from their illegal activities.

    This is sick. IF they do push that through, THEN the whole coalition government should be charged with accessory to war crimes after the fact.

  42. 42
    I use the red flag as toilet paper says:

    That David is a lovely man. Even after that Brown uncouth scotchman told me he was a toff and I should never vote tory, that nice Mr Cameron (or David as he likes me to call him) will get my vote at the next election. And to think people think we are all bigots and thick up here.

  43. 43
    Mr Ned says:

    Sad but true

  44. 44
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Very little, apart from his own vanity, I suspect.

  45. 45
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend .

  46. 46
    Vladikavkaz says:

    Because he’s got legs, and he knows how to use them.

  47. 47
    Harpo says:

    ” “!!

  48. 48
    Red Army Volunteer says:

    Or family traitors.

  49. 49
    The Red Pawn says:

    Poor Mrs Duffy used by Brown and now Miliband. She is a pawn in Labour’s and the media pathetic games. The silly old moo is going along with it.

  50. 50
    GrimeLord says:

    Definitely before, I have an issue with women who have big foreheads and strange accents

  51. 51
    Poor Mrs Duffy still hasn't sussed it yet says:

    You’d thought the Mrs Duffys of this world would have cottoned on by now.

    Here’s a clue: no politician gives a shit what you think luv.

  52. 52
    GrimeLord says:

    My name is GrimeLord and I am a legend!

  53. 53
    Dim Legend says:

    Hi , My names Dim Legend and i am a lovetoy .

  54. 54
    Balls Deep says:

    Who cares what she thinks. She is just a bigoted woman.

  55. 55
    Michael Heseltine says:

    Who cares? I am going to be in charge of a centralised giant Quango, that will take the place of the abolished regional agency Quango’s.
    The EU break up of England continues, six figure salaries and golden pension funds all round!!!

  56. 56
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Old ladies don’t have tits – they have a Bosom.

  57. 57
    Short arse in a dress, looking for a step onto the "equality" gravytrain says:

    I also note with interest that transgendered midgets are unrepresented at all levels of the Daily Show’s team. Sizist trangerderphobes!

  58. 58
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    So if Miliband has the approval of a bigoted woman, does that mean Miliband is now officially a bigot?

  59. 59
    Working people says:

    I’m “working people” and I’m concerned that the voting system is rigged so that it takes fewer people to elect a Labour MP than a Conservative one.

    Oh, and I want my country back. OK?

  60. 60
    Gordon Brown, sinking gently into mental illness says:

    So Glenda fookun Jackson is off the menu then?

  61. 61

    Oh that David …

  62. 62
    simon r says:

    Of course she does, you know how it works by now comrade – keep them poor, keep them stupid and they will vote for you.

    If that fails then import them from the 3rd world and give them a postal vote form.

  63. 63
    Anonymus says:

    No, but he does know where they are flocking from.

  64. 64
    Anonymus says:

    Slutty rats.

  65. 65
    Anonymus says:

    try turning safe search off on google.

  66. 66
    gildedtumbril says:

    The two millipedes, that is, both of them are worthless arsewipes. They are not too awfully bright and have a strange bug-eyed look about them.They appear quite alien.It is my suspicion that they are fugitives from another dimension.A bit like ‘One Step Beyond The Outer Limits Of The Twilight Zone…Beware!

  67. 67
    Brownstain is a worthless coward says:

    LOL

  68. 68
    Brownstain is a worthless coward says:

    Yeah — the dimension from beyond the u-bend.

  69. 69
    I hate New Labour says:

    This woman is a classic example of why Labour don’t get obliterated from the political landscape.

    The champagne socialists just love these thick northerners. Lots of votes for no effort.

  70. 70
    the old Dufflebag says:

    I might be stupid and I may be daft but I liked david licking my arse real dairy cream.

  71. 71
    Ken Lorp says:

    Do you know if David Miliband has a donkey jacket?

  72. 72
    an aid says:

    silly old bat remains a good descriptive term to show the depths to which labour will readily stoop.

  73. 73
    Unsworth says:

    So here’s the Squeaker bint’s take on all of this:

    1.”Is it admirable or just a *teensy* bit sad that D Miliband went to visit Mrs Duffy?”

    2. “Twitter verdict on David Miliband visiting Mrs Duffy: dead cheesy #fact”

    3. “Bigotgate victim Gillian Duffy backing David Miliband http://bit.ly/bXPGuI /via @MirrorPolitics <<< 'victim' FGS?!!! #hyperbole"

    Is she some sort of interested party, by any chance? Having previously vociferously backed Balls all the way:

    "Surprised & disappointed Unite union hasn't backed @edballsmp. Well done to @Ed_Miliband tho :-)"

    and

    "Dream on Tories – course @edballsmp ain't quitting. He's a fighter – witness the punches he's landed on Gove :)"

    She's clearly one of the great intellects de nos jours. Talk about ‘going down’ with the ship, maybe she’s just a testicle licker.

  74. 74
    Aunt Hilda says:

    you are a tit ..behave Tim the family are getting worried.

  75. 75
    GordonWritingUnit says:

    oh you are awful…fancy a shed sharing arrangement ?

  76. 76
    All Lib Dem's are tosspots says:

    I do hope ‘Mrs Duffers’ isn’t as stupid as she looks. You really would have thought the silly old bat would have learned her lesson after listening to Gordon the Gobshite’s grovel. Like I say, all Labour voters are stark staring bonkers.

  77. 77
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    I’d fill her.

  78. 78
    Unsworth says:

    Mrs Duffy is NuLab’s Mother Teresa. She is, in their view, sainted and beyond all reproach. How many other aspirants will be making the arduous pilgrimage to Rochdale to touch the hem of her robe?

  79. 79
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Switch the lights out and grunt.

  80. 80
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Or tractors.

  81. 81
    BeaverWatch says:

    David and Gillian suit each other admirably..hes a knob and shes wants it.

  82. 82
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Don’t be beastly to Martin. At least he likes Little Feat. All is not lost.

  83. 83
    Whacky as a fruitybat says:

    clear air between the ears…but no different to 30% of the voting population.

  84. 84
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Not for Mrs Duffy, I’m afraid.

  85. 85
    BeaverWatch says:

    Hazel Blears supports david too and shes a ginger

  86. 86
    HazelNuts says:

    Is her snatch really as red as her thatch ?

  87. 87
    Chritique says:

    some weirdo putting rope out in the snow in the play R4…looney tunes

  88. 88
    Chritique says:

    its best on your own when the winds blowing

  89. 89
    Chritique says:

    fuck off joe lying down in the snow to die …take the horse and a coffee before you shuffle off.

  90. 90
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Encyclopædia Gordonnica in 48 volumes. Volume 5 “Do to Ed” pp 236-321. Out November.

  91. 91
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    My fucking pleasure:

  92. 92
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    There is only one way to find out and I ain’t offering.

  93. 93
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    The words: sausage, Oxford and Street spring to mind.

  94. 94
    Dan says:

    Is she Lord “Cashpoint” Levy’s sister? A total dead ringer. That would explain her Blairite and hence Milibandist tendencies!

  95. 95
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    Millionaire Socialists – why dont the likes of Mrs Duffy see them for what they are?

    I often wondered how Labour could poll as they did after 13 years of leftwing anti British extremism – the answer is “Mrs Duffy”.

    Democracy isn’t working.

  96. 96
    Balls says:

    Or a big fat stupid mug, just like all the other Labour supporters who still can’t see what Labour really thinks of them.

  97. 97
    Balls says:

    But she really, really loves little David and his banana.

  98. 98
    Balls says:

    Don’t you mean Silliband?

  99. 99
    Balls says:

    What is a big ot. Is it something that comes from Scotland?

  100. 100
    Balls says:

    And a big ot.

  101. 101
    Unsworth says:

    Slightly O/T, but this just in:

    “SallyBercow Is hitting the phones for @edballsmp *tomorrow* (Tues) evening (6ish). If you fancy joining me, tweet @johnringer for info :)

    So, hitting the bottle at 5:30ish?

  102. 102
    Extra order for the big fat bastard in the santa suit says:

    ugly thickos stick together

  103. 103
    Mr and Mrs 'Satisfied' from essex says:

    no licking rims is at 5.30…the drinking starts later

  104. 104
    Lord's a leaping says:

    Oxford Street Sausages at 8 paces my good man

  105. 105
    Balls says:

    What I want to know is, how did Gordon understand what she was saying. Why doesn’t she speak English like us southerners?

  106. 106
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    True, but there are probably just as many thick southerners who would always vote Tory no matter how badly the Tories screw things up.

    The sad fact is that most of the electorate are as thick as pigshit. That’s why the same old bunch of utterly dreadful politicians of both parties keep getting elected.

  107. 107
    Betty Duffy says:

    You can have a ‘otpot and fuck off!

  108. 108
    Sir Trevor Brooking says:

    The National Anthem?

  109. 109

    […] Guido Fawkes is usually far more restrained than his commenters, thank God. For instance, here at ‘Mrs Duffy declares for David’ M, at least Guido poses a question. I couldn’t possible […]

  110. 110
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    I do not wish my sausage to be Bercowed.

    (Translate into 186 languages as useful phrase for Berlitz.)

  111. 111
    Brecht says:

    Or when things will get better.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    Can’t see what practical difference it will make. Perhaps this change is better seen in the context of renewed hubbub over Iran.

  113. 113
    Cap'n bob says:

    Is that the paper that hired Toilets?

  114. 114
    Brownstain is a worthless coward says:

    Half the population are below median IQ.

  115. 115
    Can’t remember my moniker says:

    Just like the thought of a reversal of “hitting the bottle”. Probably wouldn’t look any different.

  116. 116
    David Cameron says:

    Hazel Blears is supporting Andy Burnham you diddly c*unt

  117. 117
    The TV Licence says:

    Arr yes, the best bit of the whole 2010 election campaign, remember it well!

    Thanks Mr Moniker

  118. 118
    angelnstar says:

    OhMiGod, this is such a sneaky thing to do! so shrewd at seeing through Gordon, poor Mrs. Duffy has been conned bigtime on this occasion.

  119. 119
    Everard P Burgerpenis says:

    Half a shandy

  120. 120
    Everard P Burgerpenis says:

    I’m Everard P Burgerpenis and I really AM a legend !

  121. 121
    notahappybunny says:

    Monkeys the lot of them nothing but fucking monkeys dancing to the tune of welfare handouts.
    How could Labour having destroyed our communities with mass illegal immigration and destroyed our economy and sent our soldiers to die in illegal wars underfunded with no effective kit still vote for those traitors!!!!
    Blair Brown Straw Mandelson Prescott etc should be shot to death and their bones ground to dust and sprinkled in their Nirvana called Somalia .

  122. 122
    notahappybunny says:

    David Muppet

  123. 123
    ScotsLover says:

    Its the way her mouth contorts just like Otto Lempik that Latvian twat the ex- Lib Dem MP who porked a Romanian spicy girl .
    Lovely tits and arse shame about the Scottish accent but a good rumping from behind would avenge Bannockburn.

  124. 124
    LordSnooty says:

    She comes with German ancestry actually if you were educated you would have known her name is a place in Germany
    fucking peasants the lot of you no breeding no education

  125. 125
    LordSnooty says:

    She comes with German ancestry actually if you were educated you would have known her name is a place in Germany
    Peasants the lot of you no breeding no education

  126. 126
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    Mrs Duffy would vote for a turd if it had a red rosette on it

  127. 127
    North, but not Scotland says:

    And thanks to Milliwatt D for reminding us in the first place. Gordun will have his rewenge on you.

  128. 128
    Hysteria says:

    daggumit – I thought it was Cameron she was talking about! So disappointed!

  129. 129

    So Millipede Major can pretend he’s a caring sharing politician of the people. Does anyone honestly believe a son of the Labour aristocracy will really do anything about the genuine concerns of people like Mrs Duffy?

    If you know of anyone who does, please give them my address – I’ve got this lovely bridge I need to shift.

  130. 130
    Will Smith says:

    I AM legend.

  131. 131
    PM says:

    He doesn’t miss a trick, does he. Just like his old boss, Blair.

  132. 132
    chris says:

    Nice one David!!!

  133. 133
    Greychatter says:

    Thought Mrs. Duffy’s gripe with Gordon Brown was about immigrants taking British jobs?

    Dave Milli probably forgot to tell her his father and grandfather weren’t exactly legal immigrants !!

    How have the Millibands got so far in the British Professional Political establishment in so short a time?

    It take generations for ordinary Britians to climb the ladder.

  134. 134
    In Soviet Russia says:

    David declares for Mrs. Duffy


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