Over the last couple of weeks Guido has blocked a whole load of comment makers who were using multiple identities and it has made comment threads shorter and more readable. Despite what some think, only a third of readers look at the comments. If you were not one of the 62,431 visitors viewing 310,616 pages over the last seven days, here are the seven most popular stories (in order of popularity) that you missed:

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