Defeated Labour candidate for Sherwood, Emilie Oldknow, and her groom, the former Brown bunker insider deputy political secretary at Number 10, Jonathan Ashworth, invited Sarah and Gordon Brown to their recent wedding.
The dire consequences were all too predictable. This from Tribune’s society diarist:
What the smiley pictures didn’t reveal was that guest-of-honour Gordon was two hours late for the Derbyshire ceremony. Instead of proceeding without him, the entire proceedings were put on hold until the tardy Browns had finished faffing around at their hotel. Other weddings were backed up in the queue and guests arriving for the evening event at plush Breadsall Priory country estate found that the wedding banquet had still not finished. The coup de grace came when the Browns decided to leave early.
The Bride arrived before the guest of honour, who was probably dithering over his choice of tie…
Probably had sick all down his ties.
The married couple are contemptable fuckwits for waiting on a loser like Brown.
Totally agree – what kind of cluster fuck of a couple do you have to be to think it would be important to wait for that shitbag and his beard???
“Tribune’s society diarist” –
Nah! – contradiction in terms.
Socialists love society.
particularly wet liberal socialists who love the “Big Society”
From the Aldershot social diary….
Sun 25 Jul Wayne and Tracey invite you to the christening of their child Anastasia Sharon at the Goose pub – under 14s to go to McDonalds because even the Goose can’t stand brats.
Mon 26 Jul Celebration of Phil McCavity’s first giro – all to congregate at the bar and to sing ‘The Red Flag’ in honour of the major source of income in the town.
Tue 27 Jul ‘Action Man’ Gerald Howarth will be holding a surgery – please note that he is an MP, so kindly refrain from bringing your STD related issues to the meeting.
See – even the worst places have a few opportunities for fun
The evidence of history is that socialists are deeply misanthropically antisocial.
The Snotgobbler is so indecisive he would be late for his own funeral.
Come to think of it, he is late for his own funeral.
@MOTT
Exactly. Whoever was officiating should have told them to get on with it, or they could find someone else to do the job.
That’s their marriage doomed then – serves them right for inviting the McMongs. Wonder what wedding present they received from them – something that wasn’t nailed down from number ten?
A slightly soiled box of NTSC format DVDs, I expect…
Probably trimming his beard.
Sarah couldn’t keep the porridge down.
I am so sorry for being late. The doctors didn’t want to let me out of my white jacket, because the meds hadn’t kicked in yet.
Ha ha ha. It’s like a redneck wedding!
He wouldn’t have been late if Obama Beach had been expecting him.
in 1940?
I can forgive Brown being a cretin but this kind of arrogant rudeness is unforgivable.
What kind of Brown-nosing dildos would actually put their marriage plans on hold for the likes of him?
It’s not just the total lack of respect for the Bride and Groom, who were too obsequious to tell the Browns to stuff it. It’s the other weddings he ruined. I make that several personal apologies for Brown to write. B&G, reception hotel, and the B&G of the other ruined weddings. At least he’s got plenty of time to do it properly.
several apologies for Brown to write?
[thick biro]
I most appollogies for runing your wingding
Yores Sinsurley
GroodomeBroonn
Just sue the b*st*rd.
Coffee gone!
Thanks a bunch!
My fees are reasonable.
I must set the record straight
My patient does not know what the time of day is…
One thing when you’re PM. Quite another when you’re an under-employed has-been.
It is traditional to wait for the Best Mong.
My bad! Couldn’t get the dosages right.
Brown is staggeringly fucking rude. Then again, i have very little sympathy with the couple for inviting the fat c*nt in the first place.
It is clear that Brown wanted to be the centre of attention.
What I cannot understand is why anyone would want to invite the Browns to anything, ever. I mean, what is the fucking point?
Invitation to a Cremation, maybe, but a wedding?
The film’s plot line suggests just another three weddings… and then a funeral?
She deserves to be treated this way if she shows such obsequiousness towards this vile, discredited and arrogant shit. Oh and Sarah’s hero as well.
I wish them a short and unpleasant marriage.
I wish this vile couple a long, miserable and childless marriage.
I wish them slags would come to Londaaaan, on a day fooking trip.
Us polis will fooking deal with dem slags an no mistake, bullets, batons cs gas, trumped up charges, the slags wont be no trouble after cummin to Londaaans
Difficult to imagine why would anyone trash their own wedding by inviting the Incredible Sulk.
that has SO cheered me up.
Yet again I would like to pass on my very best wishes to David Miliband in his campaign to lead Labour
Last in, first out and I’d wager he filled his pockets with sausage rolls.
I bet their present was a brick in newspaper, and I expect he was up to his old tricks with empty tins and another brick.
C’unt
You’re right, but Sarah gave me a lovely turkey baster. It looked a bit used, though.
And not for basting turkeys.
Foook me what type of slag would invite that Scotchist mental to a fooking wedding situation.
Those slags need to be brutally assaulted, then gunned down
Its the only way to deal with slags wot is going about dere daily business aint it
Seems that being an EX pm still has the power to stop a wedding going ahead amongst his lavatory members or did they invite him when he was in power and thought they would be part of the in crowd,serves them right ,I wonder if he wished them luck in teir endevours.
Perhaps the groom was getting cold feet and decided to invite gordon in the hope that the inevitable impending disaster would give him a reprieve.
If Gordoom wished them well, it’s a pound to a pinch of shit the groom suffered from erectile dysfunction and the bride from vaginal spasms.
Look on the bright side, Brown, Blair, Straw will soon know how Garry McKinnon feels if USA use extradition laws that they brought in!
Might remove a few dodgy Scots as well!
Think we have all wondered if we are the 51st state of the Union,we are now going to find out when those sh*ts are shoved onto a flight to the USA.
Here’s one that wont be going.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1296968/Blair-escapes-U-S-Senate-grilling-release-Lockerbie-bomber.html
I hate that fucking arsehole. Why doesn’t he just do the decent thing and die?
I’m sick of sharing the planet with him.
Sounds reasonable to me.
Dont want him down here yet
Pergatory. Us mere mortals populate the H places when we’re done here.
(If you believe all that crap)
It seems like none of his ties were tight enough.
Why the hell would you delay your wedding for a late guest?
It just shows that these hoons only invited him to show off
The penny has dropped. They had flogged the photo op to “Hello” to pay for the wedding.
Wow really? Had no idea you could marry for £1.50.
They missed a trick. If only they’d married six months ago Hello would have paid big money for McDoom. Well, at least an extra £2.00, could have gone towards a cab for their Pontins honeymoon.
They’d have found a horse’s head in the marital bed if they’d shown a lack of ‘respect’ to The Don by starting without him.
Bloody yanks at it again – summoning Brits to their kangeroo courts. Jack Straw maybe a tool of the first order but I see no reason why he should have to defend himself to this bunch of hypocrits. Perhaps its time a UK select committee summons Obama to explain why a previous government was two years late in joining the fight against the Nazi
The fooking yank filth are our overlords courtesy of Tony and his craven cowardice, plus of course his desire to beecum a rich ku/nt giving lecktures to yank trash
If you want my fooking opinion thems wot is guilty should all be brutally assaulted
Something for the whole country to unite around – the loony left, the thuggish right and the completely normal (middle aged, middle class, middle of the road) – we all think the yanks have got above themselves and need to be taken down a peg or two
Plenty of tough anti British rhetoric going on at the moment. Senators grandstanding to appear tough on a soft target. ust tell them to p*ss off until the election is over and they all calm down a bit
As we don’t do executions in the UK anymore, that in itself is sufficient grounds to either extradite or deport the thieving, lying incompetent bastards to our country of choice.
But Dave says we were the junior partner in the War in 1940.
Just as well we managed to keep the aircraft carrier afloat wasn’t it.
Or, as The Great Man would say, ‘We Will Never Surrender!’
For as long as you can, keep that in mind good men of sound mind and heart.
We surrendered in 1973. Britain has not been independent since the Grocer took us into th “Common Market”. May he rot in piss.
This is wot they teaches like in history like at Eaton these days for history Alevel innit?
Dave is a prat. A brown-nosing gerbil;desperately scurrying up Obama’s hole in order to maintain the “special relationship”.
Dopey Dave needs to go back and read up on one of his predecessors.
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
Today in the Telegraph
Frederick Jones, communications director for the Senate foreign relations committee, said: “Mr Blair was not and will not be an invitee.”
He added: “I deeply regret any confusion this may have caused. We still have to get to the bottom of this.”
No problem asking Cameron though?
Cameron = Innocent
Blair = Guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo
US Senate logic in action.
It was’nae me!
They also summoned McCaskill (sp) and Salmond who have already given a polite no. Why is the Straw man taking so long to reply – maybe now he is not in office it will make him appear important.
Chilcott asked a few Americans to appear and all said no although I believe some gave evidence in camera.
I, for one, won’t be leading the march against Straub’s extradition – in fact I’d happily put the c’unt on the plane myself.
Is arrogance a curse?
In politics, definitely.
As in ‘Arrogant bastard’, yes.
This sort of behaviour is rooted in the conviction that he’s more important than anyone else. If he had an ounce of common decency he’d top himself.
Ah was going tae, uhm, phone, but, er, uhm, aah, ah, ah, couldnae get the Nokia oot of er, uhm, ah, er, Sarah’s arse.
Presumably this debacle won’t be mentioned by Sarah Tweet….
Sarah currently incommunicado,deep in the bush.
As is her special friend
Whose bush is that?
My Hero had such a BIG jobby to do!
He couldn’t stop it half way could he?
The nurse was very good.
It took manual assistance in the end.
Not a nice job, but it was the only way with these difficult
stools… pieces of writing.McFuck was late because he had to go to Casualty. It takes a lot of care to get a lightbulb out of someone’s arse without breaking it. He’s been asked to use Sarah’s Rampant Robbit in future, so long as he washes it before he gives it back.
What possible excuse is there for arriving two hours late at a wedding. But more fool the bride and groom for waiting for him and thereby causing great inconvenience to others waiting to get married and evening guests, and all for what, they then leave early ! Incredible.
Did Gord and Sal not phone ahead and say something like, Ooh, let me guess.. erm. “Hi we’re going to be late, carry on without us and we’ll get there for the reception”.
Nah, he didn’t think of that did he and the celebrants decided to delay everyone else’s day by brown nosing.
I imagine that Grim Gordon the Gurning Gargoyle was off his head and chewing the carpet until his Largactyl kicked in.
Hi! The Happy Couple should ‘of’ invited me to brighten their Special Day!
But more importantly, you saw me on the world TV noos network talking about my ‘Faith’ didn’t you?
They were very pleased to meet me!
I have complete faith in myself … because … I believe in me!
And even tho I’m not as rich as my boy Dave in earthly terms, I have treasure where no moff ‘n dust go.
So you see, I’m very very rich in every department!
But I always like to get a bit more when I can.
I owe it all to Noo_Lie_Bore! It washes whiter – as every Inquiry shows – ‘n highlights my spotlessness.
I’m the new Blair in town so hop it Tony.
Guido
I thought Tribune was a looney left rag…
Belonging to champagne property spiv socialist Kevin McGrath (friend of slotgob)
The rag now has a “society” diarist FFS ?
What are these socialists ?
Do you have to have 12 houses like Meacher to be a member of the Tribune Group of looney left Zanu MPs nowadays ?
Have they completely lost their marbles ?!!
I heard Ed Miliband state that he “would die in a ditch for a more equal society”.
As a test of his sincerity he must donate his properties to the state and refuse all income above the national average wage.
And most importantly die in a ditch
With his whole worthless fucking family for company.
“and refuse all income above the national average wage.”
Sounds awfully high for someone eeking a living on the street. Let the s*d live off national minimum wage. And pay taxes. As He works less than 30 hours a week He also won’t receive working tax credit. Do onto others eh Ed?
Die in a ditch? Isn’t that from one of Churchill’s speeches?
I see there is not one comment, not one from this government or any other party about the injustice perpetrated by the CPS on Ian Tomlinson and his family. All in it together are they??
Fuck off Cameron
The CPS have been ‘dealing’ with this matter for 16 months. The coalition government headed up by Cameron has been in power 8 weeks!
Fuck off Labour would seem to be more appropriate. They have shown consistency with their ‘enquiries’ over 13 years. Nobody ever found to be to blame.
Vote Labour get scum
Hanging is too good for Lieber MPs and the stupid, dozy, illiterate, pig ignorant supporters of same. They want their arses kicking. Oh and by the way, I include Berc*w in that, as surely he is now a Lieberite?
and now the verdicts in… and, oh, look…. no-one;s to blame… hoorah! Must’ve happened all by accident..
It’s the CPS’ fault:
1) They fucked about so much that no other charge can now be made, not even a basic assault charge.
2) They said they couldn’t prosecute because the expert evidence differed. In fact there were 3 post-mortems; 2 of them said that he died as a direct result of what the copper did, the other one (which said it was natural causes) was done by someone who’s just been struck-off for not performing post-mortems properly. To me that’s not conflicting evidence, it’s one bit of evidence that’s going to be ignored in court, and 2 bits of evidence that’d prove the prosecution’s case.
Guido
Your reference to Paul Waugh’s article…
Nice to see the Milliband brothers smearing eachother…
Over using inheritance tax loopholes which Brown had promises to suppress…
What honest little rogues these people are…
father Adolphe’s lifelong Marxism
Producing sons who evade tax on luxury properties…
It’s so working class isn’t it ?
Frauds and thiieves like the rest of Zanu Labour
They should call in the Chief Rabbi to stop the smearing between them…
Today along with other duties I attended the marriage of HRH Princess Titiana of Oldmoney and Prince Jonty of Cashworthy. My Prime Ministerial duties delayed my attendance as I had to consult widely with the Archbeard of Cantebury.
The happy couple wished me well in my efforts to tax and spend their wedding presents and today I can announce a tax of 40% on all wedding presents and celebrations back dated to the date when that Thatcher boy was wed.
After concluding my meal I returned to my Prime Ministerial duties and was pleased to see the crowds of other wedding guests, including many other bride and grooms who delayed their departures to their honeymoons, queuing to see me and my return to my popular administration of Government business.
Oh I say, what a wonderful Person our Glorious and Beloved Leader is.
Top me up darling will you, – and then I must try to read Princess PolyTwaddle’s piece in the Grouniad. It makes me feel SO GOOD!
No top up right to the brim darrrhhling – - or open another bottle — it’s Friday after all!!
I should think Gordon’s arrival at a wedding would be the least welcome since Richard Mason gatecrashed Jane Eyre’s nuptials.
More like the Grim Reaper showing up at the Masque of the Red Death
What a Huhne that Brown is!
She is a deluded fuckwit.
http://www2.labour.org.uk/emilie-oldknow
Emilie Oldcow “is a former NHS employee”. Nurse? Doctor? I doubt it.
Emilie”Oldknob” me think’s
The foolish girl will have issued this invitation a long time ago, thinking that her wedding would have the kudos of the Prime Minister in attendance, not a despised has-been, nail-chewing, snot-picking failure. Isn’t life a bitch?
A cud ney find me nappies
see this one has a big jobbie in it !
Her election site show that she was only able to raise 20% of £1500 towards her costs in donations.
http://www.emilie4sherwood.com/
Loser!
Are you sure? It seemed like she’d reached 85% to me.
Stupid dozy Labour bint should have got her tits out and just let horny homeless alcoholics tweak her nipples. At 25p a time she’d have got there eventually.
The saying”About as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool” springs to mind !
It must have been great to see the guests all trying to make small talk with the twat
things like
Hi prime-err EX prime minister
sorry to see you LOST the election
Hows parliament these days
have you spoke to Obamah since you LOST the election
How do you think the NEW prime minister is doing in your old job
At least now you can spend more time with your family
Who will you be supporting top REPLACE you as labour party leader
Twats.
I am afraid when I see these weddings going on I thinks to me sen, “All lovey dovey, but how long will it last, I suppose even more so in this case”
The word “cuחt” might have been especially invented just to describe this man.
Well the North British Ordure-chompers have buggered a wedding after 13 years training – quelle surprise !!
Broon = hoon
Page 1578.
Invited to some wedding today. Who set this up? It was just some bigoted bride. Ridiculous.
Left early.
Look at the fucking muscles on her as she goes to throttle Jonah.
This just goes to show us that there are some people who still value Gordon Brown
Just as some people still see Hitler as a god ?
And admire Stalin?
Don’t get me started…
yes, and they’re the kind of people who are willing to destroy other people’s weddings because of their own incompetence and not doing what’s right (ie not going ahead without him)
sums up labour nicely that does; destroy other people’s lives just for fun.
Yes, and Pol Pot had the right idea too.
I’m glad that my neighbour’s tax is helping to pay for a man who’s been elected as an MP but who can’t be bothered to actually represent his constituents at all; getting other people’s money for doing fuck-all and ruining other people’s lives is a great labour trait, and I for one am happy that Gordon Brown hasn’t diverged from that tactic one bit.
They deserve each other and what they get.
This is the scum that bankrupted this country loving up to their banker friends and allowing them to do what they wanted without proper regulation.
The sooner they are all dead and buried the better, and the worst time in England’s history, being run by mad Jock’s may start to fade.
Leave Brown our great leader alone!
If I’d known he was in the locality, I might have chanced five rounds rapid!
IT TAKES A FEW HOURS FOR THE RISPERIDONE TO KICK IN. HENCE BROWN’S DELAY. HE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THE MRS DUFFY FIASCO! SORRY FOR SHOUTING AT YOU ALL BUT I AM DEAF!
What was the wedding gift? Bet it was a voucher from Argos or Poundstretcher.
Haha. The Oldkow thought she would be issuing a wedding invitation to her new boss the newly elected Prime Minister Brown. She was hoping to cash in on her high profile guest. Delaying the ceremony just implies Mr & Mrs are grasping publicity seeking morons. Hahaha. Who wants their tea leafs read? Haha. Tarot?
Ha ha good point, the invitations would have gone out months back.
What a pair of hoons
You get the wedding guests that you deserve.
Their fault for inviting an evil fuckwit loony in the first place, and then compounding it by holding up their own wedding just because one of their arsehole guests was late.
The place hosting the event is also to blame; they should have simply carried on without him if there were other events behind them in the queue for the same day.
It’s 100% self-inflicted; I’ve got no sympathy whatsoever for the bride/groom or for the venue.
I do, however, have immense sympathy for the other weddings who were behind them in the queue for the day; I’m be fucking fuming with the venue/organisors for not forcing the bride/groom to go ahead without the browns.
The venue should have said “either we do it now, or you go home and we do it another day. Other people are getting married here today and we can’t destroy their weddings just because one of your guests can’t be bothered to turn up on time.”
Thanks Guido, this story made me chuckle. You have brought a smile to an extremely dour pus. Hahaha.
He was getting on with the job.
It was the right thing to do.
I do hope the other weddings got a substantial reduction in their bills
As my old Mum used to whisper in the church: “I can’t see that bloody marriage lasting.”
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Expecting things to go to plan with Snottie McTwat in attendance is about as bright as a Toc-H lamp ate 2 in the morning.
The marriage won’t last. They are both idiots…