Dolly Delves Deeper
In what is becoming an increasingly common sight, Guido hears Derek Draper was again out last night on the Westminster scene. Co-conspirators report he was mingling at the ComRes and Apex Communications party, though the pollsters were quick to put the word around that it was the spinmeisters who had invited him. Jack Straw made a concerted effort not to bump in to him as he was working the room. Vincent Moss [pictured] of the Sunday Mirror was less discerning. Disappointingly Derek promises he is not planning a comeback, but did mention he still avidly swings by here for a read “as one does.”
He apparently won’t be publicly backing a leadership candidate “for their sake”.
Why the fuss over BP lobbying for release of Lockerbie bomber – surely all multinationals engage in lobbying to improve their prospects – their shareholders (including the ~ 50% in the US) expect it. It then comes down to whether the UK decided it was in its interests – I think releasing one prisoner (whether terminally ill or not he is no longer a danger) to protect our oil interests is a whole lot more legitimate than the yanks instigating wars throughout the middle east to guarantee their own supplies. DC should stand up to Obama – show him we are not in awe of the US – they are loathed throughout most of world and need us as allies as much as we need them – indeed special relationship only works when it suits them (remember luke warm support over Falklands whilst we continue to send troops to die for their wars)
This was a Scotch mistake,not a UK one.
Who will be ‘on top’?
Will it be ‘Big Boy Barry’ or ‘Dimples Dave’.
lol how badly did McBrown want to have that sort of official press conference. Seeing that must really eat up the mad and bad one. What did Brown get? some chat in a back room after chasing obama through the kitchen begging for a photo op.
why would anyone want to be seen as a pathetic poodle to Obama?
Because it’s several rungs up the ladder from being seen as a disgusting dog turd.
so you admit Dave is a poodle
Frickin joy!
At least this one isn’t chasing me through the kitchens like some demented one-eyed Scotch bastard.
this one is well trained and will sniff your crotch if you tickle him
“Fun” for post-racial (hahaha) Zero.
http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/103323/
Assuming he was even guilty.
He wasn’t.
Is this a programme about tramp spotting? They both look like the type who wouldn’t be happier sitting outside a tube station, blanket on laps, lurcher on a string, supping special brew and ol’ Bucky cocktails. Ripe for pissing on…
Scruffy gits !
I can confirm that whilst Del smells of uric acid, Guido is a Brut 33 man.
Yeah, chuck a bit of lemonade in there and it’s a party!
Brut 33 smells of piss, so no difference there.
“Are you drunk?” – ‘Nope, i’ve pissed my cen’ – ” oh, that’s alright then!” Pretty sure i’ve had conversations with the girlfriend like that.
Gift to over-extended bladders.
McCain reported via Twitter, the instant internet messaging site, that he had met Gadaffi, whom he described as “an interesting man”. McCain was reported by the Libyan news agency to have praised Gadaffi’s peace-making efforts in Africa and to have called for expanded US ties with Libya. Exxon and Chevron, the American oil giants, are among companies vying for lucrative new exploration contracts.
Robert Mueller, the head of the FBI, said Megrahi’s release “rewards a terrorist”. Nevertheless, diplomatic sources said Washington expected Gadaffi to pay his first visit to America for the UN general assembly.
It would not surprise me if BP oil leak was caused by sabotage by other US oil companies – its the sort of underhand trick they would pull to gain advantage and transfer blame and attention away from themselves. Yanks still dont seem to get it that US is equally if not more to blame for this disaster
America a country of great potential :- led by a load of donkeys.
Apologies to any donkeys that feel offended!
The facts that the rig was american and the faulty equipment that caused the leak was built by Halliburton (american) seems to have escaped the attention of the US media.
As has the fact that BP is roughly equally UK/US owned and that it was the ecomentalists who insisted that oil drilling is done in deep water with all the problems that entails – anywhere as long as its not their back yard.
Any yanks feeling self righteous should take a look at the Bhopal disgrace, or what US oil companies have done to the Niger delta.
IIRR British Petroleum merged with Amoco. to be named BP (Beyond Petroleum).
Also google the “Jones Act”.
Amoco = American Oil Corporation – clues in the name
The yanks are making fools of themselves if they do not realise:
(A) Cameron was not in power when the decision to release Al Megrahi was taken,
(B) Cameron has no say over the jurisdiction of Scottish criminal court decisions.
(C) Cameron has no say over Libyan citizens in Libya
(D) The American intelligence services preferred that the Scottish release Al Megrahi on trumped up medical grounds, rather than the evidence proving his innocence be placed before a public court in Scotland.
Releasing him was NOT wrong… The way in which he was released was wrong. He should have been allowed to have his appeal heard in court and then receive a full pardon as an innocent man.
The powers that be would would have found that far too inconvenient.
The Yanks do not realise a great many things.
I wonder if Obama really does want to get the documentation leading up to Megrahi’s repatriation released?
as it would confirm that, far from being outraged, the Americans were fine with the release as long as it didn’t use Blair’s rushed Prisoner Transfer Arrangement which they despised
The 4 senators seem to be about as bright as a Toc-H lamp at 2 o’clock in the morning. They seem to be totally lacking in any research into the matter. If they had done any homework, other than seeing yet another ‘Let’s bash the British’ opportunity, they might have realised that there has been a change of government and that they were asking the wrong questions of the wrong man.
It tells you all you need to know about how the US is ‘governed’!
follow the distraction…
“Publicly” not “publically”!
I think he may have meant ‘pubically’
Pubically?
The rapist.
Sorry space accidentally put in there.
Freudian slip.
Psycho the rapist.
I think you have covered most of the salient points.
“Apparently Derek promises he is not planning a comeback”
Did he ever go?
Did he ever come?
I recognise Dolly but who’s the other slob.
just another fat cuȵt.
Another maggot crawling out of the rotting meat that is NuLabour. Is business really that slow Guido, or are you building a Necrocomincom lest we forget what 13 years of Labour has wrought?
Judging by the pic in the papers this morning of the tethered weather balloon that is Mrs Draper one imagines the delving would need to be of the very deepest sort.
Kate is knocked up AGAIN – is she?
Do we know who the Daddy is this time?
It may look like that from the pic but I think its probably the effects of fajitas rather than a foetus that has distended her tum. As for the potential daddy, Bonnet Jardon of this parish knows more about that than I do.
Cripes!!
Is it Boris the Turk’s by any chance?
Do we know what caused it?
If there was some way of fumigating her twat, she would be a good catch.
I deplore the ungentlemanly intercourse that takes place on this blog. One may criticise a woman who is in the public eye for her actions and opinions, or even for her dress on an important occasion, but this talk of ‘weather balloons’ and fumigation demeans us more than her. I would not tolerate that sort of talk amongst my servants and I urge commenters to desist.
Well said…
I agree. We must set ourselves higher standards of discourse.
Let us have no more disparaging and degrading comments about Draper’s bike!
Mr Ned
I wanted to commend you for your high standard of posting on ‘Ring-fenced Democracy’ yesterday. It was a tour-de-force.
Unfortunately, I was working so came late to it. Did leave a comment, which you may not have seen, hence this post.
Thank you so much for defending my honour Mr Waad. Fancy a shag?
trying to groom someone else for a change monglicker ?
My comment was a little bit rude.
I shall endeavour to engage my brain before my fingers hit the keys.
Why? I never do.
Genius can only arrive unfiltered, unfortunately so can tat..
I wuv Sawah Palin! she iz very smartz, like meee.
what brain?
I mis-spoke Sir WW: when I said “weather balloon” I actually meant “weather girl”.
I shall ask for 50 lashes of the tawse from the peasant this evening instead of the usual 100, as self-denial punishment.
I notice that did not refer to Ms Garroway as a lady.
Irony Sir William?
Well I suppose they can afford it – subsidised up every orifice by ENGLISH dosh!
Apart that is from the dour sanctimonious git from CurrrCuddy. He don’t drink do ee. Bastard!
They take more drugs than the Brits as well.
And more deep fried mars bars
it’s their constant insecure chippyness that’s most amusing
You’d be insecure and chippy if you didn’t know where your next hit was coming from!
don’t forget the fact that everything goes over their head and they constantly have to use stereotypes like morons
Does he work for a living ?
Says the bloke who should be working
instead of lazing about.
Tea breaks over lads, back on yer heads
dr draper is a useless fucking custard. he needs to be put into a room with braaahn and told to fix him before he can get out.
Bah, beat me to it.
Fuck off anyway, Draper.
Oh goody goody, it’s Wednesday!
[Stands in front of mirror, tries and fails to tidy his hair.]
This morning I did a jobby in my room with ministerial colleagues and others. In addition to my duties in my House, I will do further such jobbies later today.
[Walks back to rocking horse and climbs on. Starts to rock furiously.]
It was Sue. It was Sue. It was …..
The overnight YouGov figures for the Sun had voting intentions of CON 43%, LAB 35%, LDEM 14%(!). The changes are well within the margin of error of the recent levels of support that the parties have been showing and it is the sort of figure we’d expect to pop up occassionally with the Lib Dems floating around 15% in recent polls, but it’s worth recording that this is the Liberal Democrats lowest level of support since well before the general election. On a uniform swing it would reduce them to a rather sorry 16 seats.
It’s all part of the Great British Public’s master plan and good for the stability of the government. The public like the coalition and don’t want the LibDems to feel they have anywhere to go or any incentive to pull the rug on it.
and what would hapen that would be so disasterous if they did pull the rug?
would their poll numbers drop?
too late! they already have
Cammo just needs to get the boundary changes in place, and he won’t need the dumb fuck libdems.
Are the LDs so fuckdumb to let him ?
They’ve already agreed to it, twat.
in return for A.V., twat
AV will either not be passed, and make no difference anyway if it was, twat.
so when they get fucked in the elections next year and realise that, what do you think they will do?
be the fall guy for another 4 years getting more unpopular by the day?
twat
It must be nice to get away unshackled from the main bread winner of the family.
Can’t he afford a razor?
According to AVG, ‘An audience with Gordon (Jon Craig)’ contains a virus. No change, then.
The virus is Jon Craig.
Why does this talentless and egotistical bastard awlays look like a tramp?
Or reversed, what has this piss-smelling, talentless, bastard tramp got to be egotistical about?
He’s not a belgian nonce
Unsurprisingly, you set the bar rather low.
can’t get much lower than you
Glad I seem to upset you. Life is good.
Stop saying nasty things about tat, moniker, little wonder he’s so beastly to you.
Thanks. I would not stab him in the back but I would stab him in the front.
What would know about the truth, you don’t even know what day it is you fucking retard?
you’re a shitstabber
you only stab from the back
it’s nonces reunited with monglicker and his little bumboy
NATO says 4 dead in shooting at training range
(AP) – 5 hours ago
KABUL, Afghanistan — Two American civilians and two Afghan soldiers were killed in a shooting on a northern Afghan military base, NATO said.
An Afghan soldier who trained others at the base outside Mazar-e-Sharif started shooting during a weapons exercise Tuesday, the international military coalition said in a statement.
In my professional opinion, the man’s a freaking fraud.
This is tat’s new ‘website’ and his real name is Phil McNally (click on ‘Phil’ link). He looks like a right wanker, as expected.
http://tinyurl.com/33vgun6
Draper looked like a bum that had wandered in off the street.
Out of the sewer more like.
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Fuck off Jonty, you jock cock sucker.
I’ll give you that one, nonce felcher.
feeling magnanimous are we?
hows about you fuck off you egotistical twat
“feeling magnanimous are we?
hows about you fuck off you egotistical twat.”
Oh dear, looking in the mirror again tatty man?
“looking in the mirror again”
weak shit even from a witless fucking retard like you
try again mong
he’s a cun’t and always was
next
Absolute total quality. Can someone embed it please
Thanks
Draper seems to want Guido to do him again. I think it’s a deep rooted desire for a slapping. Surely there is more shit that you can find on him. Wouldn’t it be grate if started cheating on his wife and you found out!
Yeah, it really made me feel like going out and nuking North Korea or summat. ‘Sgood
Let’s go and bomb Iran!!!
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
Amazing fact revealed at last. Nice one…
Steady on Concrete, steady on old boy. It’s got to be a 7 or 8 iron, surely? Whilst the 5 iron provides direction and power, I believe the 7 or 8 to offer much more control, finesse, manipulation and options. Just sayin’
I think Hugh gave Mrs Garraway a wood.
A good firm wedge in the trap?
I wonder what will Dolly do for money when his missus gets the dunt?
I assume he was spotted in, rather than at, Berkley Square?
Wait until my Book comes out! This Book of mine – which I call ‘My Book’ – has been written by me. I wrote it and it is My Book. The Words in this Book were selected by me and put in Order by me and the Content of the Book is my Creation. When people read My Book they will realise that I was right about Everything and that I saved the World and the Banks and the Polar Bears but Nobody was loyal to me except my Wife whose name escapes me not even Ed so-called Balls who owes Everything to me. They will realise that they were wrong to vote against me and will be Sorry. But if they invite me back even if they Plead and Beg on Bended Knee I will say “No!. It is too late!” Read my Book (which I wrote) and follow my Precepts and you can yet be Saved!!!
Are you still in the check-out queue at Morrisons?
Funny isn’t it, Jack had no problem shaking hands with Mugabe but actively avoided any photo hand shaking op with Derek?
Derek is toxic waste to Labour – he can only damage any individual within the metropolitan champagne socialist set who associates with him.
Dave’s a bit busy polishing Obama’s cock just now. He’ll get back to you later.
Actually I’m doing an audit on the number of nutters still in the Labour party
I WOULD piss on him — if I could piss petrol.
drapery doll
Derek is just doing a job so is Jack Straw so what is the problem?