July 20th, 2010

Friends in Nye Places

So Gordon made it along to Westminster to watch old Sue become Baroness Nye of Lambeth. Gordon’s newly domiciled dodgy donor Lord Paul even managed to put in a rare appearance in the Lords. As gatekeeper Sue would have had a lot of responsibility dealing with the hundreds of thousands of pounds Paul took from the pension funds of his steel conglomerate and threw Gordon’s way. Guido imagines he will be buying the drinks later, although his other close friend, Sarah Brown, won’t be joining the party… When Gordon comes down to London from Scotland, She’s goes from London to Scotland on a mystery “mini-break”.

UPDATE: Jon Craig had a view of Gordon:

…there he was, standing bolt upright and staring straight ahead at Sue, no smile, the sort of serious expression he used to display at the Cenotaph on Rembembrance Sunday. Once Sue had signed in, I ran downstairs to the Peers’ Lobby to see if I might bump into him and grab a word. But I failed. He had left the Lords chamber by a side door and I was thwarted. So, now I know he’s on the premises, will he turn up – and perhaps even speak – in the third reading debate on the Finance Bill?

Guido isn’t holding his breath…


  1. 1
    Unsworth says:

    Yes, Brown’s in town so she’s fucked off to the Highlands. Bipolar, eh? Both at opposite ends of the country at all times.

  2. 2
    Todger says:

    Somebody cares?

  3. 3
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    if Brown was in London, I’d want to be in Scotland

  4. 4
    Place in the sun says:

    Gordon in Westminster to see Nye made a Baroness .

    Guess it was his way of saying sorry for all that abuse he used to throw at her.

    Do hope the Coalition are going to reform this House of disrepute and replace it with an elected body very soon.

  5. 5
    Another Engineer says:

    There is a good phone signal on Cairngorm, and throughout most of Strathspey.

    Perhaps she doesn’t want to be asked too many questions?

  6. 6
    tat says:

    Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

  7. 7
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    No reward for failure, eh?

  8. 8
    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    Sue Nye, Baroness of Bigotry. How many of Gorgon’s playmates have been shovelled into the Lords since he ‘abdicated’. By the way, Jon Begcoo is getting on my tits! Hope I’m not modded!

  9. 9
    Righty Right Wing (Mrs) says:

    “Do hope the Coalition are going to reform this House of disrepute and replace it with an elected body very soon”.


    Business as usual.

    Carry on troughing.

  10. 10
    Fu**ed off says:

    Hear hear!

  11. 11
    Tickle Duster says:

    Yeah, she picked a right sociopath. If she wants some fun in her life she should leave him, it must be pure hell to live with a guy who has such dark moods. She went for power and is now tasting the darkest power of all: Gordo.

  12. 12
    Germaloids says:

    Wasn’t the marriage a sham anyway?

  13. 13
    Beards are funny things says:

    But, but, I thought Gordon is Sarah’s hero? But, but, I thought Gordon “really loves her”? Why do they not spend any time together? Why are they always at opposite ends of the country?

    Could it be they just can’t be arsed to put up the pretence anymore? Completely unrelated to the happily married Sarah, I remember the chorus of a Diana Ross song: “I’m comin’ out!”

  14. 14
    Place in the sun says:

    I read that 56 new Lords had been created by Gordon as he was levered out of 10 Downing Street still clutching onto the silver.

  15. 15
    Place in the sun says:

    Rather looks like it now doesn’t it?

    She spends most of her time in London whilst he’s in Scotland, and on the rare, very rare occasion he goes to London she clears off to Scotland.

    I presume they’ve got a nanny because it doesn’t seem that either of them are doing much parenting.

  16. 16
    Beards are funny things says:

    Ahem, you DO know the marriage has never been quite…halal? (We can’t say kosher anymore in case it upsets muzbots)

  17. 17
    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    Is Gorgon a limp wrister?

  18. 18
    Bushwoman says:

    Perhaps she isn’t on Cairngorm,more likely tasting Kent with the phone off.

  19. 19

    I don’t think there is anything mysterious about her trips to Scotland.

    She obviously has a certain friend there who she likes to meet regularly, a certain friend who is strong enough to lift those vast legs and spread them wide.

    I’ll wager this friend of hers can hold her breath for a long time too.

    Oh, and she’ll probably have a mullet haircut, like this:

  20. 20
    The Canterbury Tourist Board says:

    We see quite a bit of her too…

  21. 21
    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    Sod the muzbots – this is my country – not their country. They hate us, so why are they here [what a soddin stupid question that is!].

  22. 22
    Aver Adgebloke says:

    I despise the leadership we are provided with in this country.

  23. 23

    Now if they were all hereditary we might at least have some who could read and write…

  24. 24
    Beards are funny things says:

    Sarah and her special friend are just friends. This photo of them just shows two friends.

    There is nothing else to say or write. They’re friends and that’s it. Sarah is in a happy and loving marriage to her husband.

  25. 25
    In The Air Tonight says:

    I can feel her coming in my face tonight…oh, Gil.

  26. 26
    Disaffected says:

    Before the election Mc Doom ranted about heredatory peers. I would prefer them any day of the week compared to his (or Blair’s) nominated scum. Why does he arrogantly think that the public would prefer his nominated peer choices- he is clearly bonkers. Every time you look at Ed Balls and co. just remember that these cowards never stood up to Blair or Brown.

    After hearing evidence from the former MI5 chief on the Iraq war today, it is about time someone called for a proper war crime investigation with the real possibility of prosecuting Blair, Brown, Campbell and Straw. All their assets should be seized and given to the wounded soldiers and war widows.

    Capatalists extolling socialist views, the same applies to the current Liebour contenders.

  27. 27
    Lord Paul says:

    But who will change the dopey c’unt’s nappy?

  28. 28
    A Charming Martini says:

    You always go up to London Guido as it is a capital city.

  29. 29
    Mr Plum says:

    Got to keep everything in equilibrium

  30. 30
    John from Hull says:


  31. 31
    A Charming Martini says:

    She is uglier than Huhne’s!

  32. 32
    Bob says:

    “now in Highlands on Cairngorm minibreak with NO PHONE OR INTERNET SIGNAL ”

    how did she tweet that then?

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Ah! the Canterbury KFC……. it’s Finger Lickin’ Good.

  34. 34
    Disaffected says:

    Before the election Mc Doom ranted about hereditary peers. I would prefer them any day of the week compared to his (or Blair’s) nominated scum. Why does he arrogantly think that the public would prefer his nominated peer choices- he is clearly bonkers. Every time you look at Ed Balls and co. just remember that these cowards never stood up to Blair or Brown.

    After hearing evidence from the former MI5 chief on the Iraq war today, it is about time someone called for a proper war crime investigation with the real possibility of prosecuting Blair, Brown, Campbell and Straw. All their assets should be seized and given to the wounded soldiers and war widows.

    Capatalists extolling socialist views, the same applies to the current Liebour contenders

  35. 35
    rat says:

    the children were sent back to the orphanage from whence they came

  36. 36
    Mr Plum says:

    Bring back the heriditory’s, much less fiddling about back then

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    I hate it when people stutter!

  38. 38
    streamfisher says:

    Lesbian mullet?, no wonder the fish stocks are getting depleted what with that and all those people who run around cutting their goujons off.

  39. 39
    KFC Canterbury says:

    It’s Finger Lickin’ Good.

  40. 40
    Bushwoman says:

    The bush telegraph.

  41. 41
    Of course they're happily married! says:

    I think she’s a fucking disgrace. What kind of person decides to sell out and live a lie? Has she no self-respect? Living a fucking lie in return for a lavish lifestyle for her and her kids conceived from anonyspunk. Just admit the fucking truth, you sellout.

  42. 42
    The Burger King says:

    Fuck off Saunders.

  43. 43
    unemployed white van man says:

    the fact that sarah brown had anything to do with that utter shithead brown makes her a Hunt in my book

  44. 44
    Disgruntled, Diasaffected, Dissatisfied says:

    Is their a cliff high enough with a clear enough drop so that she throw herself of it.

  45. 45
    Mr Plum says:

    Its Gordon in a syrup

  46. 46
    Gordon Brown says:

    If there are any further defamatory comments about me, I’ll instruct my lawyers…to wipe my botty! Weeeeeeee! I am the big boy! I will be the prime leader when I grow up. Yaaay!

  47. 47
    Sarah Brown The Missing 'WIFE' says:

  48. 48
    Gordon Brown says:

    I just had a shit in my bed. It’s the right thing to do.

  49. 49
    Lil Olmey says:

    Does that prove that Gordon is actually some particularly malevolent kind of gremlin ?

  50. 50

    Lol @ ‘anonyspunk’.

  51. 51
  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    They only had 5 lanes.

  53. 53
    streamfisher says:

    You just had shit in your head, to be fair.

  54. 54
    Mr says:

    I have it on good authority that Sarah loves rugs.

    By which I mean she likes going to stores and looking at the different carpets they sell.

  55. 55
    Backwoodsman says:

    Pity Brenda didn’t let it be known she wasn’t signing off on any of them.

  56. 56
    the old Dufflebag says:

    creepy pic

  57. 57
    Stutter says:

    I concur

  58. 58
    Stutter says:

    I Concur

  59. 59

    ‘Guido isn’t holding his breath…’

    Unlike the tuppence lapper currently between Sarah Macauley’s tree trunks.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    If we never saw McBust the dysfunctional bastard ever again it would still be too soon. However, if he’s on the end of a rope than I am prepared to do the decent thing and cheer.

  61. 61
    IV says:

    That fund terrorism & socialism abroad.

  62. 62
    Hit Team says:

    Place in the sun.
    Can you supply us with that list?

  63. 63
    the old Dufflebag says:

    she has to munch something when shes not in caterbury

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    He also gave me the child trust fund voucher, which, thanks to his destruction of the economy, is worth about 75% of what was actually paid into it in the first place.

    If he’d let us keep our hard-earned money in the first place instead of stealing it and pissing it up against the wall, then perhaps we wouldn’t have £4trillion worth of government debt, you fucking nonce.

  65. 65
    The United Co-conspirator's Front of Urea says:

    It’s windowlickin’ good!

  66. 66
    Sir William Waad says:

    Labour Party finances: the End is Nye.

  67. 67

    Oo-er, my winky’s gone all tingly.

  68. 68
    the old Dufflebag says:

    I’d manage a clap too

  69. 69
    Returning Officer says:

    Don’t vote, then. It only encourages them.

    PS – I’ll be back.

  70. 70
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve attended every vote in the Commons without having to leave my nice white room. That’s how powerful I am. They all tell me here that I’m a special case.

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    And two of those were leaking.

  72. 72
    the old Dufflebag says:

    Eye Nye thy boss is in thy sty…grunt

  73. 73
    Northerner says:

    Nah. It’s DOWN to London. Look at t’map.

  74. 74
    anonymous says:

    nah mate, completely wrong again

    from where I am it’s across a bit, then down a bit and then over …..

  75. 75
    Dig for Victory says:

    All these claims of sightings, never any photographs. He may still be sedated in a sanatorium somewhere

  76. 76
    the old Dufflebag says:

    you need putting in a special case…a concrete box….bigotted twat

  77. 77
    Wacko Browno says:

    You know I’m mad, I’m mad, you know it. And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again: Who’s Mad?

  78. 78
    Fanny says:

    That’s some bush if you can signal with it.

  79. 79
    Sarah Beard says:

    Angelina Jolie makes me feel all wet.

  80. 80
    the old Dufflebag says:

    and you’re bad bad really really bad whacko bad…as in lost the plot years ago whacko

  81. 81
    Sarah Beard says:

    I’ll have a filet-o-FISH.

  82. 82
    Place in the sun says:


    Good to see Iain Blair the ex Met Police Commissioner is in there being rewarded for shooting the wrong man!

  83. 83
    Smig says:

    And created a bazillion public sector non-jobs in order to administer Tax Credits.
    And gave work to the courts in order to recover overpaid monies to the ill-educated numpties that couldn’t write their name, let alone fill in 23 pages of claim forms properly.
    And lied.
    And flipped homes.
    And raped pension funds.
    And propped up the wankerbankers by selling gold at a knockdown price, in order that it could be bought on the cheap.
    And encouraged people to suckle at the state’s teat instead of encouraging self-worth and prosperity.
    And bodged a dossier on WMD.
    And the death of David Kelly. RIP.
    And created more bureacracy.
    And took Police Officers off the beat in order to attain paperwork targets.
    And withdrawing the right to protest outside of Parliament.

    You want more?

    Wastrels, thieves and gerrymanderers the lot of ‘em!

  84. 84
    Twitterlugs says:

    sarah tweeted…………Gordon prefers a fire hose..subtly wider but favorite is up to a full forearm

  85. 85
    The Downing Street Housekeeper says:

    Can you please return the salt cellar, the photo frames, the silver inkstand, the George II-style candelabra, the platinum-mounted pebble with the label “A Little Rock from Little Rock – Yours, Bill”, the candles, the letter-opener and the cigar box. You can keep the light bulbs and the solied bedding.

  86. 86

    Are you related to the Duffybags of Rochdale?

  87. 87
    Smig, somewhere in Kazakhstan says:

    “She has a vagine like a wizard’s sleeve!”

  88. 88
    C'untwatch says:

    bet your growlers got teeth though

  89. 89
    A Charming Martini says:

    The map says it is a capital city and you always go up to “swinging Capital City”.

    Another proof that education, education, education was just a meaningless slogan.

  90. 90
    Marie Antoinette says:

    I’ve just had three fingers of Bourbon.

  91. 91
    Smig says:

    Do what we did with our kid when we had no money.

    Stick his arse in the sink and keep the tap flowing.

  92. 92
    Frank and Ernest says:

    frankly Ernest its the special relationship that matters surely ?
    ernestly Frank I agree with you it is.

    frankly Ernest why did she marry Gordon ?
    Buggered if I know frankly Frank.

    She was frankly barking Ernest

  93. 93
    Frank and Ernest says:

    frankly she was frank

  94. 94
    Frank and Ernest says:

    we’re shizophrenics hence the stereo

  95. 95
    Louis XV1 says:

    beats cake

  96. 96
    Robber's dog says:

    Derek Simpson told all his Twitter followers that he was at Wembley.

    Other celebrities give hour-by-hour updates on their holidays

    Social networking sites provide a “potential gold mine” of information for criminals, with many users unwittingly publishing their addresses, and full details of where they are and their holiday plans.

  97. 97
    Rick o' Shea says:

    1, 2, 3, 7 & 8.

  98. 98
    the old Dufflebag says:

    I am that hag…and hes going down when I catch up with him… I’ve got the widest bigot with the largest extension available and Gordons getting it.

  99. 99
    Smegcheckers says:

    try our job

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Or a Clydesdale’s collar.

  101. 101
    Cunterbury says:

    Sarah’s lovin’ it.

  102. 102
    BrownTrousersRus says:

    no you can shove that list where the sun doesn’t shine I’m keeping the lot
    flubber thighs

  103. 103
    raghead says:

    is that a cleveland steamer in drag ?

  104. 104
    raghead says:

    you mean filet -0-fist

  105. 105
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Fanny fart in morse code?

  106. 106
    Groucho says:

    That is Stephen Fry in drag

  107. 107
    Sarah tweet - update says:

    I’ve just landed in Reykjavik on a fact finding tour. Yum-yum

  108. 108
    A Gay From Westminister says:

    Modern gay people are the biggest hypocrites going.

    You could understand and have sympathy with their lies 40 years ago.

    Now they just want their cake and to eat it too.

    We are told to that we must have pride, pride in what? lying to your loved ones, living a lie like Sarah Brown, being a hypocrite?

    These people perputate the very problem they fight against, they make being gay ‘shameful’ by their hypocritical actions. Especially when it is found out later on they have been lying the whole time.

    It puts the cause and trust in the gay community back a couple of decades.

    There should be more forced public outings of these hypocrites imo.

    Practice what you preach and then others will have respect.

  109. 109
    Sir Barrington Minge says:


    I have it on good authority that she’s an actress (offered a large fee for a one-off role). The kids are orphans now back at the orphanage in (well it has to be) Canterbury.

    And Gordon? Sadly he is the only one who still believes he is married. The medication must be really strong – perhaps a hallucinogenic coupled with hypnotherapy. Come to think of it that’s probably why he thinks he was a great chancellor and PM

  110. 110
    troffers R Us says:

    The man to shoot was nominated by MI5. The Met were the executioners. As an electrician working on the underground (note how we haven’t been told who his employer was or where he was working or for that matter which jewish company in the city commissioned the exercise which took place at the same time as the ‘bombs’ went off) de Menezes may have seen the operatives busy planting explosives to ensure a Hollywood finale.

    Rule Number One: when a terrorist attack is complex and successful it HAS to be a state controlled terrorist agency. Anyone guess which one?

  111. 111
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    We dive at dawn!!!

  112. 112
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Who hasn’t turned the italics off? Bastard.

  113. 113
  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Ermine by name
    Vermin by nature

  115. 115
    I hate New Labour says:

    Just think, a bit more postal fraud and Brown would still be in power.

    I hope everyone who voted Labour hangs their head in shame, now the real character of the man has been revealed.

    ‘What you see is what you get’. Certainly true now…

  116. 116
    Caesar says:

    I conquer.

  117. 117
    Wat-a-larf says:

    The other 3 were flooded.

  118. 118
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    O/T Did Shagger Noaks ever make a maiden speech. An Oxymoron if ever there was one..

  119. 119
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    And the returned bust of Winnie.

  120. 120
    A Charming Martini says:

    Attempt to turn off italics

  121. 121
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You don’t want to see the gashes – really.

  122. 122
    A Charming Martini says:

    worked in preview a

  123. 123
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    No, he’s a fucking poof.

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Is it true that Cameron has syphilis?

  125. 125
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    He is on my ideal firing squad list.

  126. 126
    Maximus says:

    You mean… pukka?

  127. 127
    I am Sick says:

    Do fish swim in the sea?

  128. 128
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. They have turned them sideways. The divers now have to do another quarter turn and the swimmers are now all on the short strokes.

  129. 129
    Can't remember my moniker says:


  130. 130
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    That is just an-hour-in.

  131. 131
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    It is scary, a damn close run thing perhaps…
    But we are an odd country, instead of dragging these shysters and wastels before the courts, we make them Lords and Ladies.
    Although perhaps it’s cheaper to pay them their pathetic expenses than pay to keep them in prison?

  132. 132
    Sarah Palin says:

    So it’s ‘down’ if you’re arriving from points North; otherwise it’s ‘up’. Simples.

  133. 133
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Good. We’ll club together to give HIM a child tax credit if he will fuck off permanently and stop drawing pay without earning it.

  134. 134
    Tony (colon cancer) Blair says:

    The dirty ugly pig Susan Nye enters the House of Lords, and is made (£300 per day + perks + free holidays to rent-boy-lands) Baroness Nye of Lambeth for what?

    For being a lickspitle to that evil loony Nazi c-u-n-t, Gordon Brown.

    The vile evil sack of puss should have acid pumped up her arse until it eats her filthy rancid gust out.

    These filthy women trash supporting Nazi Labour loonies deserve to die slowly in agony.

  135. 135
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    he’s made many a maiden screech certainly…

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    You sound like one of life’s failures.

  137. 137
    A Charming Martini says:


  138. 138
    A Charming Martini says:

    hmmm! hmmm!

  139. 139
    mungle says:

    It was probably his way of trying to stop her publishing her diaries. Now they would be an interesting read. Can’t imagine him turning up for anyone’s ennoblement unless there was some personal interest involved. Fingers crossed Gordon that Sue stays out of print?

  140. 140
    A Charming Martini says:


  141. 141
    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    I hope everyone who voted New Labour bloody well hangs themselves, the poor, uneducated, unwashed, brain dead bastards!

  142. 142
    anon - e - mouse says:

    were there ever any pictures of a pregnant Sarah Brown?

  143. 143
    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    No, Anonymous, it’s McDoom who has syphillis, and wankers disease and liar’s gob, and hypocrits herpes!

  144. 144
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    just testing Hmmm!

  145. 145
    Unsworth says:

    That’s the deal. Title or I’ll publish.

  146. 146
    Unsworth says:

    Very difficult to tell.

  147. 147

    […] apparizione a Londra per assistere all’esordio della sua segretaria di sempre, Sue Nye, diventata Baronessa Nye di Lambeth tra i Pari d’Inghilterra. […]

  148. 148
    A Charming Martini says:


  149. 149
    A Charming Martini says:


  150. 150
    A Charming Martini says:

    Sarah Palin made the daily mail for misusing the word refute. What is it with female politicians of all shades and this word?


  151. 151
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Is it too countercultural to suggest that the only valid peers are hereditary and that the nouveaux life peers are the aberration?

  152. 152
    Northerner & Westcountryman says:

    You might. We don’t.

  153. 153
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    There is nothing to suggest that he is NOT a psychiatric in-patient. How can it be possible for this to arise under our system of government? An (arguably) insane person in charge of the detonation of one or more nuclear bombs.

    A protocol must be put in place to ensure this cannot happen again.

  154. 154
    The late Michael Jackson says:

    Shamnone! Woo Hoo!

  155. 155
    The late Michael Jackson says:

    U R Peter Tatchell AICM £5.

  156. 156
    50 Calibre says:

    Well I’m just pleased he has been thrown out of his local Morrisons at last.

    He just stood in the check-out queues in the full knowledge that nobody there would ever recognise him.

  157. 157
    Unsworth says:

    Maybe Godon could be persuaded to toss himself off.

  158. 158
    raghead says:

    I take it you remembered to take her off your christmas card list

  159. 159
    raghead says:

    they got fed up with him going round the back with his carrier bag to fill up from the slop bins.

  160. 160
    Twitterlugs says:

    she is such a moose

  161. 161
    Colonel Quimpy says:

    Who is Mrs Brown’s alleged lover? What evidence but the phone bill?

    Where is the evidence of Mr Brown’s alleged dalliances?

  162. 162
    Harold Adrian Russell says:

    We really do need to take lessons in grammer from Sharia Plan!

  163. 163

    How the mighty fall

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