Guido has laughed at his tweets, got drunk with him, demonstrated against porcine politicians with him and now he is leaving the Taxpayers’ Alliance, how does he repay our friendship?

He sets up a blog. Does the world need another charming, right-wing libertarian blogger with wit? Surely not. Guido wishes him good luck with his day job if not the blog. The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…