Guido has laughed at his tweets, got drunk with him, demonstrated against porcine politicians with him and now he is leaving the Taxpayers’ Alliance, how does he repay our friendship?
He sets up a blog. Does the world need another charming, right-wing libertarian blogger with wit? Surely not. Guido wishes him good luck with his day job if not the blog. The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
We’re all wasting taxpayer money together.
Scoop or Die.
Is our Tat here
He Was , But meet a big man who wanted to take himout
twat
twats twat
On elvis impersonators. Who was it who thought it a good idea to set Gordon up with one?
Peter Mandelson’s idea – God he have hated Gorgon
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to change the light bulb and one to suck my cock.
Three surely. Who holds the tweezers?
ur mum?
Tpa great group exposes waste by labour
“The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…”
Only if they are decent
http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBNlXaSRKWBI&h=cee11
“Does the world need another charming, right-wing libertarian blogger with wit?”
Ok Who is the other one ?
Its alright Guido ,I worked it out , you mean old holborn
old holborn is building up a large following on facebook for his next campaign to election.
This is a message for Olly Deed
I am a windowlicker and fucking proud !
if all Guidos window lickers got blogs and linked them together with ebay accounts and ecommerce websites it would make one of the greatest marketing forces on the planet.
for viagra ?
The fucker has gone and left me. It’s a bitch.
Hi , My Names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend
You’re not a leg end, you are a total bell-end.
your willy is very small though love Aunt Hilda xx
Bloated, drug-raddled and dies on the toilet? Guido IS Elvis incanate.
Drug-raddled? Am lucky if I get a puff of a spliff nowadays.
thats what happens when you get to middle age
The Libdums said they would leagise da hgerb,get on it.
leagise duh.legalise.
hgerb? double duh.herb
I smoke tats pole all the time
Tat’s Pole is a fulsome chested 19 year old
Sitting here with a nice joint , A nice pint , thats what you can do when you earn your own money , something the left will never understand
If only he had as prestigious a blog as yours, whatever your name is.
OH TONY! you’re SO butch ducky
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Teeeeeeeeeeeewat.
when do the next set of polls come out ?
Diane Abbott has already realised she can’t win
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/markets/7895242/Mystery-trader-buys-all-Europes-cocoa.html
WAR
When the next boat lands at Middlesborough.
Give us some more Totty Guido
How about Gabby to start with
Does she hide in No 10 nowadays ??!
Buy the shotgun taser cartridges that blew Moaty away.
http://www.cqout.com/item.asp?id=3919709
Utter crap!!!!
success!
Are there actually other newspapers apart from the Daily Mail and the Grauniad ??
The European
house- keeping done Mr Fawkes ?
Taliban plan ban g
Shame innit! Good riddance to the murdering b*st*rds!
A few less potential boyfriends for Tat… no wonder he’s so anti (some) wars.
fuck off nell
Fuck off, Tat.
When do they start in Bradford etc?
Soon!
They’ve already started – have you seen the city centre recently ?
Guido give us a wave, Guido Guido give us a wave
careful for what you wish !
This is the kind of grammar up with which I will not put.
You mean: careful what you wish for.
I do hope he can find some clients as well versed in sensible and well written comment as the majority that “comment” on here.
If you dont like it , Take a refnd and fuck off
absolutely
or indeed some more interesting than a whiny twat like yourself is clearly capable of
SK-HUUUURRRRKK!!! (phweetle) UH-HUH-HUH!!! ALLSHOOKUP! (ting) THANKYEWVERYMUCH!!! (flapflapflap)
You want fries with that?
SQUWAAAAAAWKK!!! PEANUTS!!!
The Parrot has left the Building.
snooker isn’t what it was
I play pocket billiards when I’m bored
Ok frank what do you think of the present coalition government ?
well Ernest pretty good start going to be tough but we’re going to make it.
and what Frank do you think of the prospective labour party leader Ed Balls ?
well Ernest hes a c’unt
yes but a very big one Frank.
Quite Frank and Ernest but still a c’unt.
Frank your a Hunt. Earnest so are you
Frankly Ernest are you a c’unt Ernestly Frank we are not.
Frank my dear I don’t give a Hunt
Do Any arabs wanna buy Scotland ?
They can have Scotland for nowt – I wont miss the rat infested shite hole.
would they tow it further north though please first
Is it like Afghanistan?
I should have been stuck on 54
No, it’s much worse than Afghanistan – you can’t understand a fucking word they say!
Think of Afghanistan with rain, sleet, hail, snow, gales, mist and ice; that’s Scotland.
(PS That’s in June. It’s worse in January.)
Sounds great. when I bin done bombing here I buy and bin go bombing there.
Och, you’re too kind Engineer.
Reply
Ok frank what do you think of that Mandelson chappie ?
Ernest do you mean that duplicitous double talking slippery c’unt thats now in the House of Lords ?
the very same Frank uses Ky as deodorant
bloody hard to pin down.
well Ernest in my day little shysters like that were turned over and
rogered until they knew their betters.
he got it Frank
“…..right wing libetarian with wit”
Oh please, this is the only site with wit
Paddy and Murphy, come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.
A few mins later Paddy passes Murphy on the girl’s bike. “What the feck happened”? asks Murphy. “Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her fuckin knickers off, lies on the ground and says, take what you want big boy! “I took the bike.”
“Good on ye says Murphy, i’m sure the fuckin knickers wouldn’t fit ya anyway”
Tony Blair on holiday in Aus with Mandy. Mandy gets bit on the dick by a brown snake and Blair has to walk 10 miles to a phone. You’ll have to suck the poison out said the doc or he’ll die. When Blair gets back Mandy says whats going to happen Tone. Your gonna die .
Tony walked into the number 11 bathroom to find a nude Gordon up against a 12 incher suckered on the wall…talking to George Bush on his Nokia …. Mandy was on his knees taking dictation.
Richard Timney receives a phone call in the toilet looks at the number and answers with “Hello Jacqui” and continues the conversation while doing his business. “Isn’t that a bit much?” another punter at the urinal asks. “First time I ever thought of her with my dick in my hand.”
Is that you silent bob ?
it’s dumb bell end
Is tony Blair paying full uk tax?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Windrush Ventures No 2 LLP and all the other little Windrushes …..
slotgob liked it up the ramparts
Yum yum
A wine company yesterday defended its controversial sponsorship of the Big Issue after sellers described it as “like some bad, ironic joke”.
The magazine has signed a £60,000 deal that will see its street sellers wearing the logo of wine producer Fairhills on new high-visibility red vests.
However the charity’s vendors believe the deal is inappropriate as many of them are recovering alcoholics and drug addicts.
Homeless Matthew Blackman, 40, who sells the Big Issue in Bristol city centre, reportedly described the new tabards as “wrong” and “a big mistake”.
He said: “It’s disgusting because most of us vendors are either drug addicts or alcoholics. To be sponsored by a company that profits from that seems wrong.
“They are making a big mistake. Even though they are being paid a lot of money it’s still bad publicity. It’s like some bad, ironic joke.”
A vendor in Bath, who gave his name as Steve, reportedly said: “I am a bit annoyed to hear that a wine company will be sponsoring the jackets as a lot of the vendors have an alcohol dependency
ridiculous……..hic
We are also offering a 50% discount to big issue sellers
even more ridiculous but becoming more attractive…..hic
Wallace – politics with a punch.
Watson – politics with a paunch.
wheres Gromit ?
Elementary dear boy
flat as in ‘didn’t look left’
time for tiffin
crash the hobknobs Nellie or are you still packing your trunk ?
“The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…”
A sad bloated parody of his former self dining out on past glories?
Don’t see it myself.
get your the weight off and you might
Better.
Youn see it every time you look in the fucking mirror Jimmy.
Just for the record I am backing Ed Miliband’s bid to lead the Labour Party.
He is the best person for the job
theres Gromit
Ed Milliband reminds me of one of those creature comforts adverts. His gob looks like it’s made of playdoh and I bet his brain is made of the same stuff.
more beer waiter !
Give my friend a large one waiter and go long on the absinthe taster
There should be more parrots like you!
the gentleman will want his crystal glass for this fine Krug 51 grand cuvee special edition to commemorate the first time gordon took it up the keyster.
Tar everso Mr P. !
Yesh Sir
Might I recommend to Sir that he try the 2010 Grand Cru Mandelson Squitplese. lovely bouquet and smooooooth flavour.
You taking my name in vain again ?
And no, I dont’ have AIDS…
hes not one of ours.
follow me brothers. we will fart and take over the world.
My tele Tubbies and my gay bunnies who are taking over the Western world will beat you Cow Tse Tse…Led by the Gay Gordoom…
Are we to assume that the Taxpayers Alliance is now going to be stood down, it’s purpose having been served?
Do say it is
There is only one for me, and you know who.
Fawkes, who told you that you were charming?
I think he ment old holborn
He should believe nothing that he hears and only 50% of what he sees.
Engleesh.pleese to be sending this to BBC and ITV for teeching children ready for when we take over .Thank you.
WHY
Looks like you will have to go to Poundsaver again, Concrete pump.
start the car !
hows the times doing ?
Snottie McTwat has just left the building.
I hope he doesn’t come back…
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