July 17th, 2010

Wallace Has Left the Building

Yes he has a bloody blog now

Guido has laughed at his tweets, got drunk with him, demonstrated against porcine politicians with him and now he is leaving the Taxpayers’ Alliance, how does he repay our friendship?

He sets up a blog. Does the world need another charming, right-wing libertarian blogger with wit? Surely not. Guido wishes him good luck with his day job if not the blog. The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…


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  1. 1
    Nasal Bung says:
  2. 2
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Tpa great group exposes waste by labour

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  3. 3
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    “The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…”

    Only if they are decent

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  4. 5
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    “Does the world need another charming, right-wing libertarian blogger with wit?”

    Ok Who is the other one ?

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  5. 6
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    This is a message for Olly Deed

    I am a windowlicker and fucking proud !

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    • 44
      Just sayin says:

      if all Guidos window lickers got blogs and linked them together with ebay accounts and ecommerce websites it would make one of the greatest marketing forces on the planet.

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  6. 7
    grommit says:

    The fucker has gone and left me. It’s a bitch.

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  7. 8
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My Names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend

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  8. 11

    Bloated, drug-raddled and dies on the toilet? Guido IS Elvis incanate.

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  9. 12
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    when do the next set of polls come out ?

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  10. 13
    Bob says:

    Give us some more Totty Guido

    How about Gabby to start with

    Does she hide in No 10 nowadays ??!

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  11. 15
    Buckets O Blood says:

    Buy the shotgun taser cartridges that blew Moaty away.
    http://www.cqout.com/item.asp?id=3919709

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  12. 16
    P. Diddy Dacre and his Mailgoloid Army says:

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  13. 17
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    house- keeping done Mr Fawkes ?

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  14. 18
    Bad Plan says:

    Taliban plan ban g

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  15. 22
    Barmy Army says:

    Guido give us a wave, Guido Guido give us a wave

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  16. 33
    Shackleton says:

    I do hope he can find some clients as well versed in sensible and well written comment as the majority that “comment” on here.

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  17. 38
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SK-HUUUURRRRKK!!! (phweetle) UH-HUH-HUH!!! ALLSHOOKUP! (ting) THANKYEWVERYMUCH!!! (flapflapflap)

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  18. 47
    Frank and Ernest says:

    Ok frank what do you think of the present coalition government ?

    well Ernest pretty good start going to be tough but we’re going to make it.

    and what Frank do you think of the prospective labour party leader Ed Balls ?

    well Ernest hes a c’unt

    yes but a very big one Frank.

    Quite Frank and Ernest but still a c’unt.

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  19. 55
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Do Any arabs wanna buy Scotland ?

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  20. 58
    Bin laden says:

    Is it like Afghanistan?

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  21. 62
    ok says:

    Reply

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  22. 63
    Frank and Ernest says:

    Ok frank what do you think of that Mandelson chappie ?

    Ernest do you mean that duplicitous double talking slippery c’unt thats now in the House of Lords ?

    the very same Frank uses Ky as deodorant
    bloody hard to pin down.

    well Ernest in my day little shysters like that were turned over and
    rogered until they knew their betters.

    he got it Frank

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  23. 64
    Gabble says:

    “…..right wing libetarian with wit”

    Oh please, this is the only site with wit

    Paddy and Murphy, come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.
    A few mins later Paddy passes Murphy on the girl’s bike. “What the feck happened”? asks Murphy. “Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her fuckin knickers off, lies on the ground and says, take what you want big boy! “I took the bike.”
    “Good on ye says Murphy, i’m sure the fuckin knickers wouldn’t fit ya anyway”

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    • 71
      Pom Puncher says:

      Tony Blair on holiday in Aus with Mandy. Mandy gets bit on the dick by a brown snake and Blair has to walk 10 miles to a phone. You’ll have to suck the poison out said the doc or he’ll die. When Blair gets back Mandy says whats going to happen Tone. Your gonna die .

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      • 76
        Twitterlugs says:

        Tony walked into the number 11 bathroom to find a nude Gordon up against a 12 incher suckered on the wall…talking to George Bush on his Nokia …. Mandy was on his knees taking dictation.

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    • 136
      Richard Desmond says:

      Richard Timney receives a phone call in the toilet looks at the number and answers with “Hello Jacqui” and continues the conversation while doing his business. “Isn’t that a bit much?” another punter at the urinal asks. “First time I ever thought of her with my dick in my hand.”

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  24. 65
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Is that you silent bob ?

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  25. 72
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Is tony Blair paying full uk tax?

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  26. 77
    Twitterlugs says:

    slotgob liked it up the ramparts

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  27. 79
    Nick Clegg says:

    A wine company yesterday defended its controversial sponsorship of the Big Issue after sellers described it as “like some bad, ironic joke”.

    The magazine has signed a £60,000 deal that will see its street sellers wearing the logo of wine producer Fairhills on new high-visibility red vests.

    However the charity’s vendors believe the deal is inappropriate as many of them are recovering alcoholics and drug addicts.

    Homeless Matthew Blackman, 40, who sells the Big Issue in Bristol city centre, reportedly described the new tabards as “wrong” and “a big mistake”.

    He said: “It’s disgusting because most of us vendors are either drug addicts or alcoholics. To be sponsored by a company that profits from that seems wrong.

    “They are making a big mistake. Even though they are being paid a lot of money it’s still bad publicity. It’s like some bad, ironic joke.”

    A vendor in Bath, who gave his name as Steve, reportedly said: “I am a bit annoyed to hear that a wine company will be sponsoring the jackets as a lot of the vendors have an alcohol dependency

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  28. 83
    Engineer says:

    Wallace – politics with a punch.

    Watson – politics with a paunch.

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  29. 90
    from the heavily gilded office of the Prime Mincer says:

    time for tiffin

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  30. 91
    Jimmy says:

    “The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…”

    A sad bloated parody of his former self dining out on past glories?

    Don’t see it myself.

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  31. 93
    Mark Wallace says:

    Just for the record I am backing Ed Miliband’s bid to lead the Labour Party.

    He is the best person for the job

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  32. 98
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    more beer waiter !

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  33. 107
    an aid says:

    Might I recommend to Sir that he try the 2010 Grand Cru Mandelson Squitplese. lovely bouquet and smooooooth flavour.

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  34. 108
    Cow Tse Tung says:

    follow me brothers. we will fart and take over the world.

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    • 115
      Mumsnet says:

      My tele Tubbies and my gay bunnies who are taking over the Western world will beat you Cow Tse Tse…Led by the Gay Gordoom…

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  35. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Are we to assume that the Taxpayers Alliance is now going to be stood down, it’s purpose having been served?

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  36. 117
    Fat Elvis says:

    There is only one for me, and you know who.

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  37. 119
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Fawkes, who told you that you were charming?

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  38. 125
    China says:

    Engleesh.pleese to be sending this to BBC and ITV for teeching children ready for when we take over .Thank you.

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  39. 126
    Zanu McSporran-Bodger says:

    WHY

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    • 135
      Concrete pump angry about being banned from yet another shopping centre says:

      Looks like you will have to go to Poundsaver again, Concrete pump.

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  40. 127
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    start the car !

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  41. 128
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    hows the times doing ?

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  42. 137
    The Manager, Morrisons, Cowdenbeath says:

    Snottie McTwat has just left the building.

    I hope he doesn’t come back…

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  43. 139
    Anonymous says:

    This Websense category is filtered: Potentially Damaging Content. Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization.

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