July 17th, 2010

Wallace Has Left the Building

Yes he has a bloody blog now

Guido has laughed at his tweets, got drunk with him, demonstrated against porcine politicians with him and now he is leaving the Taxpayers’ Alliance, how does he repay our friendship?

He sets up a blog. Does the world need another charming, right-wing libertarian blogger with wit? Surely not. Guido wishes him good luck with his day job if not the blog. The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…


  1. 1
    Nasal Bung says:
  2. 2
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Tpa great group exposes waste by labour

  3. 3
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    “The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…”

    Only if they are decent

  4. 4

    We’re all wasting taxpayer money together.

  5. 5
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    “Does the world need another charming, right-wing libertarian blogger with wit?”

    Ok Who is the other one ?

  6. 6
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    This is a message for Olly Deed

    I am a windowlicker and fucking proud !

  7. 7
    grommit says:

    The fucker has gone and left me. It’s a bitch.

  8. 8
    Tim Lovejoy says:

    Hi , My Names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend

  9. 9
    Law of the blogging jungle says:

    Scoop or Die.

  10. 10
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Its alright Guido ,I worked it out , you mean old holborn

  11. 11

    Bloated, drug-raddled and dies on the toilet? Guido IS Elvis incanate.

  12. 12
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    when do the next set of polls come out ?

  13. 13
    Bob says:

    Give us some more Totty Guido

    How about Gabby to start with

    Does she hide in No 10 nowadays ??!

  14. 14
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    You’re not a leg end, you are a total bell-end.

  15. 15
    Buckets O Blood says:

    Buy the shotgun taser cartridges that blew Moaty away.


  16. 16
    P. Diddy Dacre and his Mailgoloid Army says:

  17. 17
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    house- keeping done Mr Fawkes ?

  18. 18
    Bad Plan says:

    Taliban plan ban g

  19. 19

    Drug-raddled? Am lucky if I get a puff of a spliff nowadays.

  20. 20
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    thats what happens when you get to middle age ;)

  21. 21
    TOO FAR says:

    Utter crap!!!!

  22. 22
    Barmy Army says:

    Guido give us a wave, Guido Guido give us a wave

  23. 23
    LMFAO!! says:


  24. 24
    Tats Mum says:

    Is our Tat here

  25. 25
    green eyed monster says:

    If only he had as prestigious a blog as yours, whatever your name is.

  26. 26
    Barmy Army says:

    He Was , But meet a big man who wanted to take himout

  27. 27
    twatwatch says:


  28. 28
    The Dutch Experience (DE2) says:

    The Libdums said they would leagise da hgerb,get on it.

  29. 29
    The Dutch Experience (DE2) says:

    leagise duh.legalise.

  30. 30
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Sitting here with a nice joint , A nice pint , thats what you can do when you earn your own money , something the left will never understand

  31. 31
    Aunt Hilda says:

    your willy is very small though love Aunt Hilda xx

  32. 32
    twat watchers twat watcher says:

    twats twat

  33. 33
    Shackleton says:

    I do hope he can find some clients as well versed in sensible and well written comment as the majority that “comment” on here.

  34. 34
    Tsunami project says:

    careful for what you wish !

  35. 35
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    If you dont like it , Take a refnd and fuck off :)

  36. 36
    Frank and Ernest says:


  37. 37
    Rat's Arse says:

    Shame innit! Good riddance to the murdering b*st*rds!

  38. 38
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SK-HUUUURRRRKK!!! (phweetle) UH-HUH-HUH!!! ALLSHOOKUP! (ting) THANKYEWVERYMUCH!!! (flapflapflap)

  39. 39
    Now you've started something says:

  40. 40
    Gordon Brown (Former saviour of the world ) says:

    You want fries with that?

  41. 41
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    Are there actually other newspapers apart from the Daily Mail and the Grauniad ??

  42. 42
    moan moan fucking moan says:

    or indeed some more interesting than a whiny twat like yourself is clearly capable of

  43. 43
    Richard I. Chavez says:

    A few less potential boyfriends for Tat… no wonder he’s so anti (some) wars.

  44. 44
    Just sayin says:

    if all Guidos window lickers got blogs and linked them together with ebay accounts and ecommerce websites it would make one of the greatest marketing forces on the planet.

  45. 45
    Ladies an genlemun says:

    The Parrot has left the Building.

  46. 46
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


  47. 47
    Frank and Ernest says:

    Ok frank what do you think of the present coalition government ?

    well Ernest pretty good start going to be tough but we’re going to make it.

    and what Frank do you think of the prospective labour party leader Ed Balls ?

    well Ernest hes a c’unt

    yes but a very big one Frank.

    Quite Frank and Ernest but still a c’unt.

  48. 48
    Blast from the Past says:

    The European

  49. 49
    The Dutch Experience (DE2) says:

    hgerb? double duh.herb

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    When do they start in Bradford etc?

  51. 51
    Mine's the Pink says:

    snooker isn’t what it was

  52. 52
    These are the droids you are looking for says:

  53. 53
    Rat's Arse says:


  54. 54
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    They’ve already started – have you seen the city centre recently ?

  55. 55
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Do Any arabs wanna buy Scotland ?

  56. 56
    To be frank says:

    Frank your a Hunt. Earnest so are you

  57. 57
    Rat's Arse says:

    They can have Scotland for nowt – I wont miss the rat infested shite hole.

  58. 58
    Bin laden says:

    Is it like Afghanistan?

  59. 59
    57 says:

    I should have been stuck on 54

  60. 60
    Rat's Arse says:

    No, it’s much worse than Afghanistan – you can’t understand a fucking word they say!

  61. 61
    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    Diane Abbott has already realised she can’t win


  62. 62
    ok says:


  63. 63
    Frank and Ernest says:

    Ok frank what do you think of that Mandelson chappie ?

    Ernest do you mean that duplicitous double talking slippery c’unt thats now in the House of Lords ?

    the very same Frank uses Ky as deodorant
    bloody hard to pin down.

    well Ernest in my day little shysters like that were turned over and
    rogered until they knew their betters.

    he got it Frank

  64. 64
    Gabble says:

    “…..right wing libetarian with wit”

    Oh please, this is the only site with wit

    Paddy and Murphy, come across a girl whose bike has a flat tyre. Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.
    A few mins later Paddy passes Murphy on the girl’s bike. “What the feck happened”? asks Murphy. “Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her fuckin knickers off, lies on the ground and says, take what you want big boy! “I took the bike.”
    “Good on ye says Murphy, i’m sure the fuckin knickers wouldn’t fit ya anyway”

  65. 65
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Is that you silent bob ?

  66. 66
    lulz says:

    for viagra ?

  67. 67
    Frank and Ernest says:

    Frankly Ernest are you a c’unt Ernestly Frank we are not.

  68. 68

    OH TONY! you’re SO butch ducky

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!


  69. 69
    FurkorfJock says:

    would they tow it further north though please first

  70. 70

    I smoke tats pole all the time

  71. 71
    Pom Puncher says:

    Tony Blair on holiday in Aus with Mandy. Mandy gets bit on the dick by a brown snake and Blair has to walk 10 miles to a phone. You’ll have to suck the poison out said the doc or he’ll die. When Blair gets back Mandy says whats going to happen Tone. Your gonna die .

  72. 72
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Is tony Blair paying full uk tax?

  73. 73
    all shook up. says:

    On elvis impersonators. Who was it who thought it a good idea to set Gordon up with one?

  74. 74
    Ed balls says:

    I play pocket billiards when I’m bored

  75. 75
    Seen this before many years ago says:


  76. 76
    Twitterlugs says:

    Tony walked into the number 11 bathroom to find a nude Gordon up against a 12 incher suckered on the wall…talking to George Bush on his Nokia …. Mandy was on his knees taking dictation.

  77. 77
    Twitterlugs says:

    slotgob liked it up the ramparts

  78. 78
  79. 79
    Nick Clegg says:

    A wine company yesterday defended its controversial sponsorship of the Big Issue after sellers described it as “like some bad, ironic joke”.

    The magazine has signed a £60,000 deal that will see its street sellers wearing the logo of wine producer Fairhills on new high-visibility red vests.

    However the charity’s vendors believe the deal is inappropriate as many of them are recovering alcoholics and drug addicts.

    Homeless Matthew Blackman, 40, who sells the Big Issue in Bristol city centre, reportedly described the new tabards as “wrong” and “a big mistake”.

    He said: “It’s disgusting because most of us vendors are either drug addicts or alcoholics. To be sponsored by a company that profits from that seems wrong.

    “They are making a big mistake. Even though they are being paid a lot of money it’s still bad publicity. It’s like some bad, ironic joke.”

    A vendor in Bath, who gave his name as Steve, reportedly said: “I am a bit annoyed to hear that a wine company will be sponsoring the jackets as a lot of the vendors have an alcohol dependency

  80. 80
    Kilobar says:

    old holborn is building up a large following on facebook for his next campaign to election.

  81. 81
    red_underpants says:

    How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to change the light bulb and one to suck my cock.

  82. 82
    PissedasaParrot says:


  83. 83
    Engineer says:

    Wallace – politics with a punch.

    Watson – politics with a paunch.

  84. 84
    Fuckthatwasfast says:

    wheres Gromit ?

  85. 85
    Fairhills says:

    We are also offering a 50% discount to big issue sellers

  86. 86
    Holmes says:

    Elementary dear boy

  87. 87
    Engineer says:

    Think of Afghanistan with rain, sleet, hail, snow, gales, mist and ice; that’s Scotland.

    (PS That’s in June. It’s worse in January.)

  88. 88
    Fuckthatwasfast says:

    flat as in ‘didn’t look left’

  89. 89
    Snagga Pussies says:

    Yum yum

  90. 90
    from the heavily gilded office of the Prime Mincer says:

    time for tiffin

  91. 91
    Jimmy says:

    “The world can never have too many Elvis impersonators…”

    A sad bloated parody of his former self dining out on past glories?

    Don’t see it myself.

  92. 92
    Tony Blair says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  93. 93
    Mark Wallace says:

    Just for the record I am backing Ed Miliband’s bid to lead the Labour Party.

    He is the best person for the job

  94. 94
    HazelNuts says:

    crash the hobknobs Nellie or are you still packing your trunk ?

  95. 95
    Doorman says:

    it’s dumb bell end

  96. 96
    Fuckthatwasfast says:

    theres Gromit

  97. 97
    Fuckthatwasfast says:

    get your the weight off and you might

  98. 98
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    more beer waiter !

  99. 99
    O Sam O Bin Laden says:

    Sounds great. when I bin done bombing here I buy and bin go bombing there.

  100. 100
    Rat's Arse says:

    Ed Milliband reminds me of one of those creature comforts adverts. His gob looks like it’s made of playdoh and I bet his brain is made of the same stuff.

  101. 101
    PissedasaParrot says:

    even more ridiculous but becoming more attractive…..hic

  102. 102
    Rhet Butler says:

    Frank my dear I don’t give a Hunt

  103. 103
    PissedasaParrot says:

    Give my friend a large one waiter and go long on the absinthe taster

  104. 104
    Lasher says:

    fuck off nell

  105. 105

    Tat’s Pole is a fulsome chested 19 year old

  106. 106
    Lennon's Dog says:

    There should be more parrots like you!

  107. 107
    an aid says:

    Might I recommend to Sir that he try the 2010 Grand Cru Mandelson Squitplese. lovely bouquet and smooooooth flavour.

  108. 108
    Cow Tse Tung says:

    follow me brothers. we will fart and take over the world.

  109. 109
    Lord Pressed Balls says:

    Yesh Sir

  110. 110
    PissedasaParrot says:

    the gentleman will want his crystal glass for this fine Krug 51 grand cuvee special edition to commemorate the first time gordon took it up the keyster.

  111. 111
    Lord Many of Waddesdon says:

    You taking my name in vain again ?

    And no, I dont’ have AIDS…

  112. 112
    NatUpHimself says:

    hes not one of ours.

  113. 113
    Lennon's Dog says:

    Tar everso Mr P. !

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Are we to assume that the Taxpayers Alliance is now going to be stood down, it’s purpose having been served?

  115. 115
    Mumsnet says:

    My tele Tubbies and my gay bunnies who are taking over the Western world will beat you Cow Tse Tse…Led by the Gay Gordoom…

  116. 116
    Lennon's Dog says:

    Peter Mandelson’s idea – God he have hated Gorgon

  117. 117
    Fat Elvis says:

    There is only one for me, and you know who.

  118. 118
    Corporation raiders says:

    Do say it is

  119. 119
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Fawkes, who told you that you were charming?

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    One I made ealier says:

  121. 121
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    I think he ment old holborn

  122. 122
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Windrush Ventures No 2 LLP and all the other little Windrushes …..

  123. 123
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    He should believe nothing that he hears and only 50% of what he sees.

  124. 124
    Zanu McSporran-Bodger says:

    When the next boat lands at Middlesborough.

  125. 125
    China says:

    Engleesh.pleese to be sending this to BBC and ITV for teeching children ready for when we take over .Thank you.

  126. 126
    Zanu McSporran-Bodger says:


  127. 127
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    start the car !

  128. 128
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    hows the times doing ?

  129. 129
  130. 130
    Richard I. Chavez says:

    Fuck off, Tat.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Three surely. Who holds the tweezers?

  132. 132
    jimmy the bloater says:

    Youn see it every time you look in the fucking mirror Jimmy.

  133. 133
    Hamish D says:

    This is the kind of grammar up with which I will not put.
    You mean: careful what you wish for.

  134. 134
    Hamish D says:

    Och, you’re too kind Engineer.

  135. 135
    Concrete pump angry about being banned from yet another shopping centre says:

    Looks like you will have to go to Poundsaver again, Concrete pump.

  136. 136
    Richard Desmond says:

    Richard Timney receives a phone call in the toilet looks at the number and answers with “Hello Jacqui” and continues the conversation while doing his business. “Isn’t that a bit much?” another punter at the urinal asks. “First time I ever thought of her with my dick in my hand.”

  137. 137
    The Manager, Morrisons, Cowdenbeath says:

    Snottie McTwat has just left the building.

    I hope he doesn’t come back…

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    ur mum?

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

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