Ed Balls Campaign Diary*
All these bloody memoirs are being used to knife me as an anonymous briefer, Andrew Neil just quoted chapter and verse at me. Fortunately people are wary of going on-the-record so I can, ironically, turn the anonymity of the sources against the allegations. Alex assures me that people will believe me rather than half-a-dozen memoir writers, yet when I asked Sally if she believed me, she burst out laughing. Ellie just stared at her iPhone. Think she has cooled towards me. Morale on the team isn’t good. Damian keeps calling offering advice, he told me to start campaigning for the Shadow Chancellor position. Damian isn’t exactly full of optimism nowadays.
Privately told Jaffa Miliband after the last hustings that I was advising my supporters to give him second preferences. He just looked down his nose at me blankly. Watson is telling Ed Miliband’s people that we’re going to put him as our second preference. With the bookies giving me a 6% chance of being leader it is best to lay the ground work for a change of direction. When I told Yvette of my plan she gave me an ominous look and said “I might be going for Shadow Chancellor myself. You stick to running for leader.”
She’s right. I will be leader. I will. Won’t I?
The Inimitable Chick Murray had something appropriate to say perhaps ….
Guido is telling fibs about me.look at him here.
Here’s what was actually said,
Z.G. – “Either they will decide not to look at it – in which case you want to watch it – or they will decide to look at it and give me a green light, in which case you want to watch it, or they’ll look at it and find that there was something wrong..”
J.S. – “in which case we will have to watch it, because there’ll be another by-election”
Z.G. “..in which case we will need a repeat General Election”
Much funnier.
Though I’m sure team Cameron spluttered in disbelief as they heard Zac’s Planet sized Ego blithering that his fraudulent expenses claims could merit a General Election for the entire country.
Fuckin’ hell that’s a right hooter!
Translate?
Just think what size his dick must be.
Wasn’t me gov!
The most pathetic excuses used by fraudulent MPs about expenses
“IT’S NOT ME, IT’S THE SYSTEM”
“IT’S NOT ME, IT’S THE RULES”
They were all at it so it’s fine? innit? like expenses piggery
His head appears to be at bollock height, is he sitting on a camping stool or popping up from a sewer?
‘popping up from a sewer’
That made me laugh.
Testicules looks increasingly like an arsehole with hemorrhoids
He needs treatment…
He is toxic even to look at….
Have to say it is extraordinarily difficult to find a reason to even begin taking Balls seriously. More’s the pity
Gaultheria mucronata “Edward Balls”.
Poisonous if taken in quantity.
The makings of a Prime Minister? NOT!
If the day ever comes that Milltwat ( Major or Minor ) Hippocrite extraordinaire ( Abbott) Balls ( bong brained Fuhrer wannabe ) Burham ( I’d quite like to regulate the blogs commie/fascist ) ends up in number then I will be official Britain is clean off its tits !!Would I put it past the electorate would I F**k.Remember these reprobates got elected three times.Three times ffs-you couldn’t make it up.
Go Balls , I fuckin love ya ,I will even post leaflets for ya , I might even join the labour party just to get you elected
Fuck me! You’ll be having his babies next, mental!
I accept no responsibility for anything anyone says I said on here.
Tats wanking material
Hmm. I can’t help but notice these are females and adult. Hardly tat’s preference.
Oh yeah like you he fucks pups and kittens
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap ++squit++
it’s nell
Nice to see Cherie doing ok.
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend
Hi, my name’s concrete pump and I am a legend.
Hi, my name’s wee Gordy McBrhoon and I WILL be a legend.
I’m Moaty
time for beddy byes Timmy…get your cocoa
I’ve never fucking heard of you. Looking you up on the internet, you appeared to have authored a book called Lazy brunch with a rimmer.
What grounds do you have for claiming to be a legend? None is apparent.
You Scottish cock jockey.
“President Karzai meets Cameroon”
and thanks him for protecing his highly lucrative heroin monopoly over the planet.
I’m in Kickcuddlies working on my memoirs. And doing a jobby.
I’m in the check-out queue at Morrisons and the bastard’s just behind me.
He thinks nobody knows who he is. Actually they are all ignoring him…
A LOAD OF BALLS
Call that a grilling Fawkes ?
Snow did not know who he was fuckin’ with!
northumbria police didn’t know who they were fucking with
a chinless wonder who made a complete cun’t of himself
In a new controversy over covering the face, a rarely seen British Member of Parliament has requested that, for reasons of anonymity, and to stop gay boys lusting after him, he be given permission to permanently wear a veil.
Some commentators suggested that this would please at least 66% of the British Public.
Gorgon Brhoon, deeply ashamed as he claims to be, remains implacably convinced that he saved the world. Medical advisors insisted however that he is still undergoing treatment in restrictive custody and that there is no long term danger to anyone who might happen briefly to view his face.
Other news: Edwin ‘neo-endogenous’ Bollocks is 3 years old today, and learning to recognise when he wants to do ‘doo-doos’.
Anyone fancy a shag?
How much?
Does it come with a refund if not satisfied policy ?
Almost.
buy me a meal and you can have it back in a bag
Nah fanks! Just had one.
Hey Shagger
Will you be my 2011 mistress ?
Hey Shagger
I’m ready any time…
I want a love child with you
It will become Leader of the Tory Party…
to all Guidos window lickers
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
And another thing , Bring Back the gudiogram !
It’s a friggin’ TRAGEDY
I saved the world, the galaxy and the whole universe! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Of course you did
was it not 2 days ago on here it got mentioned,by me,that the cons had never recindered any labour laws of any weight,ie terrorism. well look you here bach.
http://www.conservatives.com/News/News_stories/2010/07/Rapid_review_of_counter-terrorism_powers.aspx
Recindered? WTF does that mean? Buy a dictionary you half-wit.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rescinded
Looks like they are going to make it worse.you won’t have to go to tory meetings to slag them to get arrested ,they will have their moat cops come for you for typing it on places like this.
Tories, not torys. If you want to scribble graffiti, scribble it grammatically.
And orthographically.
seems clear enough to me ….
Re = Prefix : Again, anew
Cindered = Derived from (n.) Cinder = incombustible matter left after a fire
Recindered = More incombustible Legislation
ie: nothing has changed
It means to burn something twice.
Like charcoal. Now all is clear.
don’t fuck with yourself dickhead.
I wonder if gorgon whinces every time the words obama and kitchen are mentioned in the same sentence, or maybe: Spain and G7, or even Bust and Boom, or: world and saved, or just: gold and cun’t . This could well turn out to be death by a thousand cuts, a very apt end to the cowardly monster.
Actually – who was that weird kitchen boy who tried to fondle my arse in the kitchen?
the only time Gordon whinces is when hes bent over the sofa and sees Sarah heading his way fully loaded….he moans in the end.
Don’t be rude about me…
I was a great public relations executive…
My Macaulay PR firm made a fortune out of New Labour “consulting” contracts…
Now I’m making a fortune with my book…
You are the fools who ever took me or my “man” seriously…
It just shows how secind rate filth and corription sells…
This lady will be voting for Blinky.
one of your daughters.
This is the fucking 50th time this video has been posted, don’t you think we’ve seen enough of your girlfriend already?
Jeez.
Awww, how sweet to see the ‘ickle boys in their baggy pants and out size booties.
The trend for trousers hanging off your arse is popular with plumbers’ assistants too.
done a moaty with 2 cops and got away with it
I like David Cameron. He’s a normal, nice and a man. Everything the previous prime minister wasn’t.
Ok he is better than the previous PM (but thats not hard), But after his commets about facebook in the week i dont think we have seen the real David yet .
Just like Blair he has an embarrassing Father-in-Law
Reginald Sheffield, Baronet Normansby.
The symmetry is almost too good to be true. Just as Tony Blair’s reign was dogged by the occasional indiscretions of his very Old Labour father-in-law, so the Tory reformer David Cameron turns out to have an eye-wateringly embarrassing “in-law” of his own.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/a-throwback-to-feudalism-david-cameron-and-the-fatherinlaw-from-hell-451770.html
Oh dear …
`looks like a nonce
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/reginaldMOS0306_468x458.jpg
looks like him here.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070321223356/uncyclopedia/images/5/5b/Harkonnen2.jpg
Where do I order?
A belgian nonce ?
30. Yes, he shouldn’t have stuck his neb into the face book controversy. Going where angels fear to tread.
Who’s worse:
Moat or Brown?
Brown fucked up the whole country
moat just fucked up one familys life ( ok scared some of the locals )
Regrettably Brown seems not to have access to a sawn-off twelve bore.
That can be swiftly rectified.
He’d miss.
Sadly, the filth haven’t yet been despatched to finish the job for him, as far as we know.
Not sure, but both were certainly built up and lauded in the Media .
Sky News in particular reached another nadir during their constant and continuing features on the low life Moat.
It reminded me of the completely unacceptable way they reported on the McCann case in the early days . Remember that interview they did with some silly bint from The Mirror who pronounced instant Judgement on Robert Murat.
Shameful.
There judgment is horrible brown out !
I loved the Mirror
I ripped off all their employees in the name of the Labour Party
£ 80 million quid that was
And Alky Cambell loved me so much that he lamped the well-known aged baronet Sir Shyte Whyte of that Ilk…
And who is my annointed successor
Sir Toilets Macguiere of that Ilk
Says it all…
ROFL..
When Fatty Bob fell off the boat
And couldn’t swim and wouldn’t float
Toilets just sat there and smiled
I really could have slapped the child.
Social fairness from the gob,
While pension schemes were there to rob.
Screw the poor and let them sob,
All fair game to Captain Bob.
Would have preferred aabb scheme, as in original, instead of aaaa but we can’t have everything. His pensioners just got ba!
Who’s the biggest idiot, the one who asked the question, or the one who answered it?
Raoul Moat took on all the armed police including the met.Then the SAS, and then the RAF.He became hide and seek champion 2010. Gordon is a coward.
Ooh ‘ello, we’ve got a late entrant smash hit winner ladies and gentleman.
They found Raoul Moat, lets hope we don’t find Gordon.
Can I claim for having Moat redecorated ?
We haven’t forgotten the PENSION Grab BALLSY
Balls is just a first rate intellectual fraud…
A compulsive liar and thieving bully…
Astonishing that anyone ever interviews him…
He comes across on the radio like a wide-eyed and earnest 15 yr old lesbian educationally suckled on the full range of nu layber diversity propaganda, who has yet to discover how the world works. Excusable in a 15 yr old; utterly ridiculous issuing from a
grown manhomunculus of 43.Remember Free vuvuzelas for eveyone if i am elected leader then Prime Minster .
Love Ed xxx
http://twitter.com/edballsmp
Ed Balls is a bully, and I hate him. Just a little more than the millibands, the tribal Burnham creature, and fat Abbott.
Will bouncing … Ball help me to go into labour ?
…. asks worried lady
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071025115554AA8ioEN
Fun interactive bouncing balls game. Destroy the Balls by shootiing.
http://www.apples4theteacher.com/games/bouncing.html
Bouncing Balls is a fun physics game,
similar in style to the classic Peggle game.
http://www.ponged.com/puzzlegames/bouncingballs-4133
Fuck I hate him.
Do I want him to be Labour leader? No, I couldn’t bear the thought of him winning – the risk is just too great.
Better than the “Mekon Brothers” though.
Here is the The New Statesman’s Labour leadership debate with Andy Burnham, David Milliband, Diane Abbott , Ed Milliband and Ed Balls, in case anyone is interested at all. Part one is embedded, there are 12 parts in all. This is all a bit unreal, I think you will find.
I have a few telephone directories to read.
Diane Abbott is a racist.
That’s a fact and so are most blacks
‘Everyone’s a little bit racist’
For someone who is such a self-proclaimed anti-racist, shouldn’t Diane Abbott be coming down like a ton of bricks on the racism within her own community?
Or when it comes to racism, is she a follower of the Jo Brand school of thought?
Obviously a follower of Jo Brand because she knows where the rice ‘n’ Pea is. In fact she knows where all the food is.
I’ve finally found a reason for watching paint dry as realistic alternative to this bore fest .
Is there any truth in the Rumour that the Court of Public Opinion (Appeals Branch) are to be asked to set a tariff on how long the Labour Party are to be banished from Power in this Country. If so I would Suggest life should mean life.
They will get parole in 5 if Cameron doesn’t get his act together.
They will get parole in 5 unless Cameron get’s his act together.
parole in Cameron 5 unless get’s act together They will get his
parole they will get unless act toether cameron does not get
has mandy been caught out ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1295400/Questions-Lord-Mandelson-ANOTHER-billionaire.html
Dont want to sound pedantic my friend but should your question not read
“has mandy be caught out AGAIN ? “
You Are right , Need more booze
I’d skin up and leave the booze alone for a while.
trying to skin up at moment , going to start on the scotch , Tally ho !
Extradition warrants to the United States
Gary McKinnon. Peter Mandleson.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7895997/Tony-Blair-met-Colonel-Gaddafi-in-Libya-last-month.html
So has Tony B Liar and both of them with their oars , dubiously stuck in the middle east!!
So much for labourites who wanted to serve the working classes!!
+++Laugh+++
I wonder how much money they’re making?!
Will nell make a sensible coment today?
http://tinyurl.com/328dbzb
nellies still packing her trunk
I wonder when balls will start making sensible comments??
We’ve waited a few years!!
Must happen soon musn’t it??!!
I’m gonna make you old brit bats pay
Yaay! Beat the mod at the forth time of asking.
Result!
Why don’t you have a number ?
Because he not a number, he am the free man.
Are you the number two ?
hohohoho
You will do as their Lordships command, O’Serfo.
They had to get shot of Al Megrahi because his conviction was about to be quashed on appeal, and shown to be the result of a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice by the intelligence services.
How more embarrassing would that have been?
Sir Nigel Sheinwald wrote: “The view of the new British Government is that Megrahi’s release was a mistake.
Do you take us for idiots.we have a puppet government too,so don’t come that shit with us.
55. I do hope so.
Whenever there is a super fraud in the wind
I will be there…
I am Madoff Mandelson who organised the biggest Ponzi scheme in British hisotory
£ 2 trillion fooking quid…
I invented New Labour and you will be paying off our debts for two generations…
So fuck you the British People…
Callan’s right, Da Yanks. Do a little research and next time, engage brain before opening mouth.
you dirty swines.
pretty ‘armless
malls has More offers coming in:
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/07/new-labour-old-habits-4.html
Heaven preserve us from these mad Marxists!!
And I ain’t no communist and I ain’t no capitalist
And I ain’t no socialist and I ain’t no imperialist
And I ain’t no Democrat and I ain’t no Republican
I only know one party and it is freedom
friend
A one party state is freedom.
Ed needs his adenoids mended before he sallies forth toward newlabourite leadership.
gerbollocks
sweaty ones
It’s Dave!
Woof!
You can have a dog without a bark but not a bark without a dog.
This fragment exists on the net, “Apart from her bizzare allegiance with Edmund Testicles what is there not to like?” Unfortunately, I cannot establish who it relates to. Any ideas?
Wrong ! You Can Have Bark Without A Dog
i haven’t got a dog !
Please dont forget i am a total hoon
He undoubtedly is, but he is also a wealthy man, courtesy of you and i.
What does that make us?
silly c’unts
Nick Clegg: ”My wife is dead”
Chris Huhne: ”Oh i’m sorry. Was it sudden?”
Nick Clegg: ”I hadn’t noticed straight away.”
Chris Huhne: ”Why not?”
Nick Clegg: ”Well the sex was the same until I noticed dishes were piling up.”
more like a month later you emptied the garbage
Bloody hell. Westminster council now only emptying the bins once a month. That’s what Cameron meant then when he said he end the fortnightly collection nonsense.
There are so many foxes in this neck of Southwark that the bins empty themselves.
And out in the wilds of Hampshire I can leave my hens loose all night and never a sign of one.
Great idea to ban fox hunting, wasn’t it ??
I can’t see the need for more frequent collections in Westminster – doesn’t everyone dine out there? Also, collecting bins monthly rather than weekly reduces the risk of tramps being executed by dustcart by 1/4.
uaf uaf
I’m waiting for the bentley to pick us up before we take a bite and drink a few glasses of a good Chateau Latour ’68.
Slippery bugger that Mandelson …keep your eye on him Claude.
Will co
He’s just nipping up the off licence on his bike.
theres an echo….the wife’s getting ready 8.30 kick off but I am in the south of france so we’re at it an hour earlier than you back in blighty.
D Moley?
When is the new Cameron spawn being birthed?
squirrel shite
Anyone who saw Yvette Cooper (as Chief Secretary to the Treasury) trying to answer questions about Northern Rock will find the thought of her as Shadow Chancellor both laughable and frightening.
The questioner was a Tory backbencher (whose name escapes me) that had a previous existence in the City. He was asking the right questions about NR’s “off balance sheet” securitisation vehicle. I know more than a little about this sort of thing and he was right on the bullseye with his approach.
Cooper the innumerate moron not only didn’t know the answers but gave every indication that she didn’t even understand the questions.
Totally fucking useless in my view
Did she do her usual technique whereby she fabricates a position for the person she opposes then proceeds to knock it down. I believe they call it the straw man technique. Cooper-Hoon did a lot of misrepresenting her opponents arguments during the election campaign. She is an odious woman.Thankfully sje is out of office and now is a mere inconsequence.
She just waffled, tried to consult one of her flunky’s on the right answer then sat down.
She didn’t understand and couldn’t answer the questions being put to her. On that basis there is no way she could make any kind of informed decision about the future of NR
It was a fiasco.
I crea
I am Yvette “Balls”‘s father
I’m Tony Cooper and I created the PROSPER trade untion…
Mostly useless public sector scroungers but that is neither here nor there…
Yvette is my favourite child
I gave her every advantage in the Zanu Labour movement
So you can understand that we working class trade unionists (who go to publiic schools and Oxford BTW) look after our children
Why should it only be Kim Il Jong, the Benns, the Jays and other leftist bourgeois hypocrites who are allowed to create “working class” dynasties??
The Coopers have a right, like my enlightened son in lwa “Mad Max ” Testicules……even if we are morons…
Long live Zanu Labour
The party of corruption hypocrisy, incompetence and fraud…
We’ve read Ed Ball’s diary and are off to the pub.
Hello Saudi windowlicker
Do you know how Saudi Arabia was created ?
Ibn Saud the founding chieftain from Madina (died in 1953) attacked the neighbouring tribes one by one
When he defeated them he would insist on taking one of the daughters of the chieftain as a “bride”..
He would then put a bun in the oven and that is how the current ruling family to this day are related to all the tribal leaders of the kingdom
Ibn Saud is said to have had 126 children BTW..and once 3 on the same day…
BoJo has a long way to go…
Cripes! It’s a bit of a stretch but I’m on my way.
I watched the five of them pouring out their pearls of wisdom about what has been wrong with the liebour party.
Apart from Abbott who is a bit of a loose cannon when it suits her,it made me wonder where the hell the other four have been for the past few years.
One of them mentioned Broons masterstroke of abolishing the 10p tax band and as I recall Balls came out with so what.
The four of them could have resigned over Broons running of the liebour government,but they did’nt and now we see the back stabbing and scheming all over again which is par for the course for liebour.
The whole LIEbore Party hasn’t got the foggiest of where it all went tits up.And I certainly ain’t gonna enlighted the Bar Stewards.But its is funny watching the swivel eyed Marxists naming everything in the hope they’ll hit the nail on the head and all will be forgiven.Long may they be searching I say – the longer the better for us all.
I appear to be in a minority of one in wanting a good leader of the opposition. We have to consider what things may be like in four years time, not just now. Already the power vacuum in the PLP is conspicuous. Every party and person is susceptible to the dangers inherent in wielding untrammelled power.
That does not mean I don’t want the Labour Party to break up on the rocks. I do yearn for it to fall apart. It is a complete anachronism as its vast impoverished working class of the 1930 barely exists in any numbers.
That is not a good enough reason for wanting a poor leader of the opposition, in my view.
I agree
Who is this Ed Balls chappie ?
Is he related to John Major, whose father was a Ball ?
Seems like a lot of Balls anyway. You proles will never learn,
because your destiny is all mapped out before you are even
born. Prime Ministers and Presidents are not elected. They
are chosen by us. If we don’t like this Balls fellow, he hasn’t
a ghost of a chance to become a Party Leader.
We favour the Black. At least they know their place. Pip, pip.
Which one is Jaffa ?
And which one is Banana ?
And do they both belong to the Mossad…?
Are they practising BTW ??
We should know…
Yes, you really can’t have a four bee two choosing who the Archbishops are going to be, can you? Mind you, it appears that Disraeli did ….
He was Prime Minister twice; 27 February 1868 – 1 December 1868 and from 20 February 1874 – 21 April 1880.
Archibald Campbell Tait held office from 1868-1882 being nominated on 28 November, when Disraeli was still in office. (No such problem with the Archbishop of York, William Thomson held office from 1862-1890, comfortably straddling Disraeli’s periods of tenure.)
Of course, Disraeli had convert to Anglicanism in his teens, so the appointment of this particular Scotsman did not cause an uproar.
Now that New Liebour has gone from office,
Inspector Scuffer of “The Yard” will be passing
all these ex-Liebour files under the VERY BIG
Magnifying Glass.
They will surely pay, for embarrassing old Yates
of “The Yard” at that H.O.C. Committee, don’t
you know, over the Cash for Peerages farce.
Mandy got a Peerage, how much did he pay,
or indeed was paid ? And what about the spooky
Lord Drayson and Baroness Pauline Neville-Jones ?
Oh the chickens coming home to roost …
I’m off on my Gold Trail holiday tomorrow.
Miniblair plotting with Maxiblair to undermine me.
http://i26.tinypic.com/k97vhu.jpg
Gudio
You are wrong about Yvette other half of Bollocks…
She’s become a closet Tory since her experiences with the Daily Telegraph
And she’s fed up with Testicules and his “Mad Max” act…and she sooo bourgeois as well…
So expect her to cross the floor of the H of C sometime
Crossing the floor? How unprincipled. If she can’t make her up her mind and is a fair weather friend she should be booted out of the HoC for good.
Silly bitch.
she can leave testicles for me.
What is this bloody Big Society hogwash I keep hearing Cameron is ‘re-launching’? When was it first launched, what happened the first time, what the fuck does it mean and when will politicians leave people alone?
Fuck off Cameron.
Big society=Small government=Free people.Not rocket science is it.
“The Big Society”
Big=Small=Free
“The Tall society”
Tall=Short=Prison
“The Bluesky Society”
Sky=Murdoch=Tits for all!
“The Pie Society”
Pickles=Pie=fat
The sheeple are not qualified to be allowed to be free. They have not attended the necessary re-education courses and got their NVQs in ‘freedom’. In fact there is no such useless course.
We shall only know true freedom when Our Beloved Leader returns in triumph to His rightful place in No 10. He will direct us.
Until then, He is writing His book, and deserves ‘space’.
Who do politicians agree to appear on the Daily Politics and This Week?
They may think that there’s (good?) publicity in it, but they’re really just moths circling a flame…
Which rag to sell her sordid piece of made up shit to.
Thanks you black fat slut. Thanks to your liberal immigration policy england will be an islamic state in 30 years and make no fucking mistake you socialist feminist whores will no longer have a voice and we’ll put you back in the fucking kitchen where you belong.
Thanks to your liberal immigration policy england will be an islamic state in 30 years and make no fucking mistake you socialist feminist whores will no longer have a voice and we’ll put you back in the fucking kitchen where you belong.
All the chattering classes would have fled Britain long before that. It’s going to be the rest of us that will be facing the music – just the ordinary Britons who didn’t want the imposed diversity in the first place.
It’s Just Not Cricket !
Ed Balls on how Labour sunk the UK
smarmy b’stard
I prefer oleaginous, troughing, post neo endogenous, shit instead of brain cells.
Must try harder, Fawkes.
Balls acquitted himself in that interview with rather more aplomb than did either Snow or Goldsmith in the silly-bitch face-off featured a few topics down.
Keep this up and you’ll make him more popular than Raoul Moat.
Thank you. I am a very accomplished liar.
Banning berks would be “un British” and run counter to Britain’s “tolerant and respectful society” said Mr Verdigris, an idiot and plonker of the first putrid water.
He pointed to the fact that a trespasser into England from twatland had received respect and toleration for years by Mr Camertwat and the Twatty Totty Party.
While the trespassing idiot mentioned above is still free to roam, an attempt to replace him with another idiot continues.
When a supposedly tolerant and civilized country seriously considers implementing dress codes other than for reasons of public decency, one has to ask, what does it fear that it even contemplates such steps?
A political establishment so yellow that it will not even enforce the existing laws of the land in muslim areas is hardly going to be banning anything.
Truth is our glorious political class is absolutely shit scared of muslims. And due to shifting demographics, all three parties will be increasingly forced to pander to Islamic sensibilities for votes.
If anything, the Quislings in power are more likely to ban things muslims find offensive. Who knows, in ten years time it might be a public order offence just to walk a dog in parts of Luton or Bradford.
We have been stitched up long ago, those at the top i.e. NWO like Rothschild, Goldsmith, Osborne etc. etc. have family members converted to Islam and married in so the muzzies think twice before going after them.
Although that has hardly stopped muzzies from killing their own before.
You live in a country ruled by vested interests.
The whole diversity – multiculturalism mania is a toxic brew of political and business vested interests.
And they wonder and are at a loss why people cheer the likes of Raoul Moat on.
I suppose I could switch to taking my pig for a walk?
Anyway – haven’t noticed many deserts round these parts, – or dust or sandstorms come to think about it.
So they won’t need to wear them tents anyway will they? – as there’s no practical use.
And the blokes don’t wear shemags.
Though that may change I suppose.
I think we should ban the Bercow.
Let’s put it to a vote ( er, no Postal Votes, OK ? )
Has Ed Balls got one? We ought to know.
Was that David Brent being interviewed by Brillo?
Balls wig does look a bit more lifelike than Andrews brillo pad
Mr. Squeaker, this morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others. In addition to my duties in the House, I will have further such meetings later today
As I recall, the political halfwits or dregs, gleeful to run the country after Maggie’s downfall were mostly weak stupid and self serving. Therefore it is interesting to see much the same after Blair’s demise.
Almost a carbon copy one might say.
No doubt NuNuLab will eventually have much to trumpet when they finally get their sorry act together in the autumn, except nobody with more than half a brain will be interested, let alone listening.
O/T Sky last night reporting that a 12 bore version of the taser called i think a z12 was used to kill Raoul Moat three officers were seen taking practice shots with them at rubbish bags shortly after being given them the officers that used them have had No training with this weapon
this weapon has Not got home office approval
audio analysis of the audio tape confirms what was previously reported that three shots were fired in three seconds
each shot from a z12 contains a 20 second 20,000 volt charge
nobody could stand a 60,000 volt charge Moat was also heared to be screaming “i’m unarmed,i’m unarmed” seconds before his death
his uncle has called for a second post-mortem because there are no gunshot wounds on his body
The Plot Thickens !
Sorry it’s the X12 and here it is comming to a street near you SOON !
Overseas aid will no longer be ring fenced according to sky news
it will be cut by 40%
by stopping paying some of it to countries like China and Russia ?
These and several other countries like them are nuclear powers and have space programmes FFS India Pakistan North Korea etc
they let their people starve whilst blowing billions on expensive fireworks !
the aid saving will not benefit british taxpayers because it will be given to the leading drug baron Karzi in Afghanistan ! to buy more arms to kill more British and American troops
Cameron you are a prick you have less brain than Gordon Brown and he was fucking mental !
Yesterday evening, I arrived home to find a local radio celebrity removing pubic hair from my wife’s genitals with a razor blade.
Last night a DJ shaved my wife.
Chris Addison on ‘something for the weekend’.
Not a good start to a sunday.
I feel ill, and it’s not the booze.
the BBC doesnt seem to want to let me register my compliant over the Lord Mandelson show hosted by A Marr. So let me do it here,
Bias of the BBC is almost unbelieveable, the questions were to say the best sychophantic, the response from his guest Mr Marr was at best, useless.
What does the BBC pay Mr Marr for?
Change the thread before you go to 11:00 mass please Guido.
Yes, you are right. His confession should take ages.
Bonking Boris beds brainy, beautiful babes – begetting bonny babies.
Bonking Boris beds bitching bimbo’s – beggetting bucketloads of bastards.
begetting, please
I’ve invented a remote control that makes your wife do whatever you want her to.
I call it a baseball bat.
when are we going to get rid of Andrew Marr?
Oh Good another election !!!!
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Worst poker face in politics. He grins, his eyes gleam and his voice goes up in pitch every time he tells a lie. It’s amazing. How can you get this far in politics if you can’t tell a lie properly?