+ + + Breaking: Lord Taylor Charged with False Accounting + + +
Troughing Tory peer Lord Taylor of Warwick has been charged for claiming expenses in relation to a house he didn’t own.
Having been brought down by a blogger he’s now on his own, out of the party and in the dock. He’s accused of fiddling the second home allowance by claiming to have spent six years living at the former home of his dead mother.
Developing…












We’re all troughing together.
He’s just resigned too according to Sky news.
Resigned to what? Prison?
Prison?
Here’s hoping, but somehow I get a feeling all of the troughers will walk with slapped wrists, or token 6 month sentences.
Now if it had been an ordinary citizen in the same circumstances, they would be looking at years inside if convicted.
Pay and perks of a member of the House of Lords – around £41,000, plus subsidised booze
Annual cost of keeping somebody in prison – £41,000 plus free methadone
This is not going to save us any money.
Pay and perks of a member of the House of Lords – around £41,000, plus subsidised booze
Annual cost of keeping somebody in prison – £41,000 plus free methadone
Seeing the kunts who pretend to be on a higher level than us go to prison – priceless!
Locking doors after bolted horses, eh? Where was this “news” on the run-up to the general erection?
Good to see you remembered to say he was “out of the party” Guido ya goddamned hopelessly biased neo fascist.
We could just put barbed wire round the House of Lords and keep the buggers in, Sir William.
Warwick the Dosh-taker, soon to be Warwick the Clink-liver.
Lord Taylor has asked around to see if any of the chaps can give him an endorsement. Well, we are at the same club..
“I should like to go on record and say that lord Taylor is as honest as I am.”
I hope the troughing Hoon gets sent to jail……
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1295294/Tory-peer-Lord-Taylor-Warwick-charged-fiddling-11-000-expenses.html
Charged? May be, but he, like the other scumbag troughers, will get away with it.
Has Lord Taylor stitched himself up?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbY_u2-Oaqs
Lord Taylor is a greedy pig.
Isn’t there a breed of pig known as the “Large Black”?
Yes. Very tasty, needs spit roasting to bring out the flavour.
Could be a crown puller on the South Bank.
or a complete banker at the crown court
Because we are a multi-cultural country, we can offer crooks in a number of colourations-black, white, brown, Dunn yellow-take your pick. The deluxe versions come trimmed with ermine.
1. He’s a ‘Lord’
2. he’s Black
Discharge without conviction. And if he declares himself a poof as well the Judge will assure him of his fragrance.
Splendid, always nice to finish the working week with good news.
3 Labour 2 tory will this end as a score draw?
Don’t forget 1 Lib-Dem……?
In the spirit of coalition, that makes a draw. Welcome to the Party, Mr. Laws!
Should be more like 100 – 100 – 50, still it’s a start.
Isn’t it 4:2?
Labour: David Chaytor, Elliot Morley, Jim Devine and Eric Illsley MP.
Tory: Lord Hanningfield and now Lord Taylor.
Don’t think Laws has been charged yet.
I don’t think plod have bothered to look in to that many so far…
Bring back Guy news plz
O/T
Did anyone notice that the Coalition has silently dropped the promised review of the Smoking Ban, which was due in 2010 ? See Business Questions yesterday.
That’s disgraceful, especially after Nick Clegg offered to repeal any unnecessary laws which fitted set criteria, all of which the evil Smoking Ban fits exactly.
Time to start kicking them for lying and deceit.
Which is the higher priority for gummint
a) Reducing the deficit
b) Controlling public spending
c) Stimulating private sector growth
d) Completing the mission in Afghanistan
e) Repairing our overseas reputation
f) Addressing immigration
g) Reducing unemployment
h) Reducing welfare dependency
or
i) The smoking ban?
Err.
Could you repeat the question, please?
But wouldnt i help c and a by putting the pubs back in buisness?
And (b) – no smoking inspectors to employ.
And (g) – more bar workers.
And don’t forget the reduced life expectancy will reduce the cost of pensions.
Fascists don’t approve of smokers, they never have done.
In case you hadn’t noticed, they are all statist fascists, nosey meddling kunts who think they have a mandate to engineer the way people live.
Today it’s smokers
Tomorrow it’ll be anyone who eats too much saturated fat, doesn’t exercise or anyone who dares to THINK too much about stuff…….like how badly they are lied to and deceived by politicians and the media……. for example
Bollocks. Who wants to return to the stone age?
The smoking ban is about the only thing the Labour idiots got right. That and the FOI act, if it had been implemented properly.
It’s not governments business to tell people where and when they can smoke.
Absolutely agreed. Wanky chumos should be assaulted with Thyme brushes.
I quite enjoy being able to go and have a quiet pint and not end up with my clothes stinking of other people’s effluent.
People are perfectly entitled to do as they choose, but I’m entitled to a life without having to breathe other people’s stale smoke. For chronic asthmatics, that matters.
In this instance, I agree with Clean Air Act. The smoking ban (banned in public places – I would not be in favour of banning it in people’s homes) has improved life for many of us. Pubs, sadly, are suffering decline anyway, possibly because many people have less disposable income, and because it’s cheaper to buy it in the superm*rkets.
The reason why NuFascist banned smoking in pubs was NOT to protect non-smokers
It was much more about killing the pub trade. They don’t want people in pubs communicating with eachother. They want you in your home where you do less harm, watching 200 channels of shit television and being exposed to corporate advertising.
If you think politicians devised the smoking ban in your interests you are very naive
It’s much more about destroying any sense of community by destroying pub culture and any social interaction that might pose a threat to the corporate fascist state.
They knew the smoking ban would smash the pub trade
That’s why they did it.
As I’m quite old, I remember going to the pictures
where you could just about see the film on the
screen through the smoke.
I suppose it should bother me,but it doesn’t.
Nor drinking, swearing, shouting, bellowing, farting,
running, speeding, driving slowly, owning land
owning things, owning dogs, which the
left have always seemed to want to ban.
So no bans please. Thank you so much
Is a pub a public space
I seem to recall that it wasn’t aimed at pubs, it was aimed at workplaces. It just so happens that pubs are some people’s workplaces.
If you’ve ever worked in an office where a proportion of those present smoke, you know how vile it is for the non-smokers that can’t escape it. Good employers had instituted voluntary smoking bans, but now we can all get on with it in clean air.
Never have smoked myself but respect the right of others to smoke if they want, the ban does not seem to have put off young people from smoking despite the cost and the health issues.
The smoking ban is just the tip of the iceberg in the governments attempts to control people, we will have attempts to ban dinking and certain types of food soon, is it the governments job to play god.
Yes it is, if there horrible stinking smoke drifts over me , making all my clothing smell like a rain dampened bonfire!
Sit in the non-smoking section?
MI& – hear hear!
I seem to remember Tim Wetherspoon of Martins proposing just such a solution. All their places have decent air con and air ‘movement’ systems (they need them after the smoking ban, other people honk to be honest).
shove your cancer sticks bud…in 13 years labour did one (and only one) intelligent and I no longer have to breath your fithy smoke.
no worse than GM foods that are dangerously nurtionaly deficient.
Evidence? I mean real evidence based on science, not voodoo. “nurtionaly” What does this mean? Smoking kills people, lots of them and I don’t want to breathe that crap thanks all the same. The only thing I like about smokers is they pay lots of tax so I don’t have too.
Fuck your cancerous, stinking smoke. As other posters have said its one of the few things they did right. Your rights to fill your lungs with shite does not extend to filling other peoples lungs with the cancerous exhaust of that shite.
Perhaps we should have a system where sewers are redirected into smokers homes, see how they like having to live in someone else shit.
Ironically all the thick kunts above moaning about smoking on one hand will wring their hands about the pension and pensioner crisis on the other.
Joined up thinking?
Alien concept to some of the kunts on this blog.
If someone wants to remove themselves from the genepool at an early age by puffing on cancer sticks while simultaneously propping up the NHS and other services with the huge amount of tax they pay for the pleasure of killing themselves then fine with me.
Passive smoking harmful? You breathe more harmful shit walking down a busy road, you breathe more harmful shit day in and day out living next to a road or planes passing over your house, what you think your windows protect you?
LOL blissful ignorance at it’s best and they say smokers and drunks have shit for brains……
agreed. i live on a main road and the pollution I have to breath in going to my shop must be wrose than smoking 40 ciggerettes.
and don’t even get me started on chemtrials :-
professor…take your lecture and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine…premises should be allowed to designate their establishment to be smoking or non smoking…staff have same choice….’this is a smoking establishment.do you want the job?’…fuck the health police we are adults and the ban has been the ruination of a british institution….the pub
And oh look, the BBC are linking that story to the charged Labour MPs…..
ooo look a flying pig…
They’re all fucking at it!! Shoot the fucking lot of ‘em!!
Hear Hear!
I’d hang every last one of them.
Life would improve for most people without politicians, except for the sponger class
Afridi retires from test cricket
Didn’t he go in for a spot of ball tampering using his teeth ! Oh well its probably sanctioned in the Koran.
Amateur. I’m scott free.
And me
Hi , My Names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend
…and a talentless twat
who is Tim Lovejoy?
A former tennis player turned dodgy antiques dealer?
fuck off wanker
Ian McShane
Only in your own lunchtime.
Get back to practising your witty repartee fro Sunday’s abysmal cooking programme.
Fuckwit!
so you say…stick to antiques and shagging lady jane
I’m still rockin the boat! Wahey!
It’s about time it capsized and drowned you fucker!!
This bloke needs a flogging
Don’t think you’d get much for him.
Is there any fucking mpor lord NOT robbing our money?
No.
Here’s a little something/ About a nutter like me/ Never shoulda been allowed to run the country/ G Brown/ And I’m here to say/ That I’m a crazy motherfucker from around the way/ Since I was a youth/ I’ve had tractor stats/ Now I’m the fruitcake that you read about/ Telling a lie or two/ That’s what the hell I do/ You don’t like how I’m spinning/ Then fuck you/ Everywhere I go/ They say damn/ That Gordon Brown is a motherfucking mad man/ ‘Cause they realise/ I don’t have a clue/ I never say sorry/ I just say “It’s the right thing to do”
Did that ‘song’ start in America ?
Yeah, motherfucka! He ripped it off me!
Surely there are one or two other sinners not yet brought to book? The sins of Lord Taylor of Warwick (somewhere he never went) seem remarkably similar to the sins of one Baroness Uddin of Primary-Residence-with-no-furniture-in-that-she-never-visited?
No. You are forgetting that she is (was?) a member of the Labour Parteh so her crimes are modest
Great news. Just the rest of the scummy incumbents to go.
This one will run and run!
Good! This takes attention away from our dealings!
Is that Adam Afriye’s dad?
Another one charged – a few more to go.
Shame no-one knows that one of the labour leadership contenders is Bi-sexual
It doesn’t really matter that much. The Labour party, and it’s next leader, are pretty much irrelevant anyway. They become more irrelevant with each new memoir published.
“The Labour party, and it’s next leader, are pretty much irrelevant anyway.”
How true Eng. NuLiebour find themselves severely sidelined by the coalition and they are indeed totally irrelevant for now. I will be more than happy to watch if they want to tear themselves apart, but otherwise anything they have to say is really of no interest whatsoever.
Which one is bi-sexual? Do tell please!
Probably all of ‘em.
Makes a change from Bi-Polar
Bravo.
I thought that you said bifocal – the last one was monocular.
which one…di abbottom ?
This is clearly racism.
Innit
I have nothing more to say.
It’s all waycist.
Please pop by and vote on the fuckwits 2010 blogging list We’re all bored with Mr’s Dale and his sycophants giving each other a manipulated round of applause every Year.
Surely that should be a “manipulated reach around” in Dales case?
Mrs Dale is looking forward to even more exposure on London’s Biggest Hoon 97.3
A media whore of the lowest order.
Fuck ‘im.
From Lords Bills via expense bills to the Old Bill. It must be pretty egregious for the police and the CPS to sit up and take notice.
I asked John M Taylor a question once at a public meeting. It was at the time when the Government was flogging off frequencies for those mobile phone contraptions to work on. I asked him how the Government could sell bits of the electromagnetic spectrum when they hadn’t created it. Naturally he answered a different question but it did seem a cheek at the time – like taxing air.
Beware the carbon tax, this one will be a nice planet sized earner.
Do what I did. Put up a lead fence around my garden. Stops all the electromagnetic spectrums coming into my private garden. I’m not sure what to do if they tax the air in my garden aswell though. Maybe suck it all out with a giant hoover or Mandy’s puckered lips.
And what ever happened to the £22bn Gordon got for flogging that? Wasn’t it supposed to go on paying off the national debt? What a fucking sick joke.
They’re flogging the perfectly decent FM spectrum soon. In it’s place will be the perfectly awful DAB.
They really don’t understand anything.
FMs cause global warming.
Vegetarians farting every 10 mins causes global warming as well
Too true! Trust this country to go for DAB, it’s old and inferior technology now, developed in the 60s. My only DAB radio is a pile of useless manure, and my FM radios provide far superior sound. Can’t see why we should replace so many millions of them just to see silly captions floating across the dial. Hugely wasteful and incredibly expensive, and most of the replacements will be imported. Utter bloody madness all round.
Sorry, I feel (slightly) better now.
I like Tawny Blur but not Gorden Brown.
We were all positively discriminating together!
PC dogma states that MPs should be selected to be representative of the communities they wish to serve…..except if those areas are overwhelmingly white of course.
Was he not in the house of Lords because he said Racism blocked him from progressing in the Conservative party and becoming and MP.
Will he be blaming Racism for being one of the few taken to court?
Can we have a breakdown of the very naughty people in both houses with respect to their ethnicity please? Percentages etc. would be very helpful.
You don’t mind ethnicity being discussed here do you?
What happened to the two comments below this one? This place is worse than the fucking Graun.
ethnicity cool ….not many spades, few teatowellers, several indies a green, keith vaz..his sister her nephew and the speaker’s missus after that wasps and a few 3 by 2s and gordon…a genuine wanke
What is with the fucking moderation here? I thought you were hosting your site on the moon?
I guess from now on Lord Taylor will be doing his shopping with the likes of this fine looking lass.
What on earth?
So they can prosecute Taylor for claiming expenses against a home he didn’t own and never used – Good! I hope like the other four on trial he gets his just deserts.
But why oh why can’t they prosecute BaronessPolaU , (not for the £98000 that she claimed on her empty Maidstone flat – although that was disgusting) but for the £91000 that she claimed in expenses, 2001-2005, for her brother and sister in law’s house in Frinton on Sea , the one where the sister in law told the Telegraph that BaronessU had never lived in that house and had very rarely visited it! ?
Another ethnic to add to your Palace of Westminster pie chart etc. Guido.
Go on, go on, go on, not too cowardly are you?
I think it’s more important actually sweetie that’s she was one of those useless labour plants – bit liike prezza!!! Ya’know!!!!!!
Importing plants can damage the ecosystem.
A couple of tasers should get him squealing.
wheres hazel when you need her
I bet Harriet’s growler bites
just a tad but Margaret Beckett’s whiffs from 30 paces
Glenda Jackson’s ring piece glows in the dark like a radioactive slagheap
Diane Abbot’s has a huge rack and a ‘shake yer booty’ ass that needs a good seeing to up against Nell’s headboard with a nice Chardonney and a jammy dodger.
abbott..being drilled by brillo and having a ‘portly’ member close her air supply at the other end..boy does she groan…shes a belter.
Lord caught account tayloring?
Not surprising. Remember the Cheltenham fiasco!
Pleasing to see that police action is contiunuing, albeut slowly,
What about the cases of Andrew MacKay and even more so, Julie Kirkbride, both of which are far more serious/
Are they still being protected then? Whu and by whom>
KIRKBRIDE IS SERIOUS PIT-BOTTOM MATERIAL. SHE SHOULD BE IN PRISON.
WHY ARE THE POLICE NOT TAKING ACTION AGAINST HER?
Don`t be silly, you sad loser. They wouldn`t dare, I am far too important.
I stand fully behind my wife, and my brother-in-law.
And I stand fully behind you, Andrew.
This is so so silly, talking about these simply simply wonderful and dedicated people in this way. They must be completely innocent or the police would have acted before now. Be fair and reasonable, please.
Alright if we must talk about the mega troughers then let’s talk about Mr Bliar.
Apparently he troughed £hundreds of thousands (and maybe more than a £million ) whilst he was PM.
But somehow – hey!! his expenses claims were accidentally shredded!!!
This bastard had the privilege of shaking my hand when I collected my degree.
Warwick uni?
Nay. Bournemouth.
All I remember is a very smug fella who on observation seemed rather affected …almost, dare I say, behaving beyond his class.
And another one bites the dust! Good riddance, have fun in the full glare of the spotlight – when are these folks going to be stripped of their peerages exactly?
It was Baroness Uddin that filled my forms in.
Nothing to do with me.
I thought that all Nigerians are intrinsically corrupt and are born bent. So no surprises here really, only that it took so long for Lord Smoothy to be caught.
Maybe it’s an e-mail informing you that you’ve won a lottery that you’ve never bought a ticket for. Maybe it’s a job offer cashing checks in return for a commission. Maybe an African Prince wants you to launder some mioney for them.
These are known as Nigerian 419 scams
Inspector Japp of the Yard also stated that Police are looking for more accomplises in the Great Fraud. One in particular who goes under the name of ‘Teflon B’Liar’ or the ‘Grinning Spiv’.
Police ask the Public not to to approach this person as he is as oily as a box of frogs!!
Meanwhile the Famous Detective Mr Hercules Porridge will be investigating further rumours that a fat Scotsman who escaped custody, and was last reported being apprehended by the FBI after smuggling himself aboard ‘AirForce One’.
The Great Stink of Corruption Case contines……..
I sentence ye, Toe-Knee Falseperson, to clean up the crappola in Paliament Square for the next 10 years, and to bring Brain Haw his breakfast cuppa each day… Take Him Down.
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