Zac v Snow

[vodpod id=Video.4039081&w=480&h=350&fv=videoId%3D129204519001%26amp%3BplayerID%3D69900095001%26amp%3Bdomain%3Dembed%26amp%3BdynamicStreaming%3Dtrue]

Balls to McBride : No Thanks, Mate

Poor old Damian McBride, Lord Mandelson shakes his head in his Third Man book and says that McPoison was trouble waiting to happen – as he had warned Gordon.

Damian has told people that he will do two years of penance (in a Catholic school) and then come back. Guido understands that he offered his services to the struggling Ed Balls campaign. Ed Balls told him “thanks, but no thanks”, he didn’t want him anywhere near the campaign. Labour sources say the realisation that he is too toxic even for Ed Balls has driven home to him that he is finished in politics for ever.

Should have written those memoirs when they had some value Damian…

+ + + Breaking: Lord Taylor Charged with False Accounting + + +

Troughing Tory peer Lord Taylor of Warwick has been charged for claiming expenses in relation to a house he didn’t own.

Having been brought down by a blogger he’s now on his own, out of the party and in the dock. He’s accused of fiddling the second home allowance by claiming to have spent six years living at the former home of his dead mother.

Developing…

Friday Caption Contest (Blondes Have More Fun Edition)

Tweet Competition Winner

Ever generous, Guido gave valuable blog space to assist Deborah Mattinson with her challenge to define Labour’s economic record with a Tweetable message.

Amongst the usual dross there were a few amusing 140-character entries. Congratulations to HPDL for the winning entry:

“Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered. Gordon Brown: I came, I spent, I’m bonkers.”

A copy of the The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze will in the post as soon as HPDL tells gives Guido his/her address….

Disorganised AV Campaign

The Electoral Reform Society are holding their summer reception– “Welcoming The AV Referendum” – on Wednesday, July 28. The House is going into recess early – on July 27. MPs will have the buckets and spades ready for the mass exodus to the beach which will start immediately, so don’t expect a massive turn-out from MPs.

They better hope their campaign is better organised, though the bookies do give them the edge with a 64% probability to win a yes vote for AV in the referendum. Guido reckons it might be a bit closer than punters think…

Quote of the Day

Douglas Carswell blogs

“Crime is apparently down to a 30 year low. Do you suppose it has anything to do with the prison population being at a 25 year high?”

Who's the Daddy?


The Mail is going big and taking some risks here, reporting that although no name is given on the birth certificate, Boris is in the frame for Helen Macintyre’s daughter Stephanie. The Mail fills in the gaps with the the tried and tested device of quoting “friends”

The gossip among Pierre’s friends was that this child, when newborn, had shocking wild red hair and bright blue eyes – and we were all saying she looked a lot more like Boris than Pierre

William Cash is now living with Ms Macintyre and presumably is also a paternity candidate. To say that this story has been tantalising the media and the Westminster village for months is an understatement. When Guido ran a teaser in June tabloids called looking for more information. Either the gossip and the Mail is right or they are risking the mother of all defamation suits. Not sure that the Press Complaints Commission will look too kindly on pictures of the child being published…



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
team@Order-order.com

Quote of the Day

Heather Wheeler talks to Burton Mail about her tweet…

“It was a tongue in cheek pop after the European Parliament tweet – it was purely that. I also wanted to congratulate Team GB on a brilliant result and thirdly congratulate the Commonwealth countries who also did very well. Fourth, I am also looking forwarded to establishing new trade agreements. That was it – nothing more. Let’s just enjoy the summer!”

Guidogram: Sign up

Subscribe to the most succinct 7 days a week daily email read by thousands of Westminster insiders.

Facebook

Max Mosley Funds Tom Watson’s 11 Advisers Max Mosley Funds Tom Watson’s 11 Advisers
“JEREMY, JEREMY, JEREMY” “JEREMY, JEREMY, JEREMY”
FANCY A JOB IN DANCZUK’S OFFICE? FANCY A JOB IN DANCZUK’S OFFICE?
TEAM GB SING NATIONAL ANTHEM ON VICTORY JET HOME TEAM GB SING NATIONAL ANTHEM ON VICTORY JET HOME
HOW BRITISH EMPIRE BEATS EU FOR OLYMPIC MEDALS HOW BRITISH EMPIRE BEATS EU FOR OLYMPIC MEDALS
PRCA Complain to Carolyn Harris Over Lobbyist’s Pass PRCA Complain to Carolyn Harris Over Lobbyist’s Pass
Oily Smith the Devolution Dodger Oily Smith the Devolution Dodger
Times Runs Full Page Ad for “China Heroes” Times Runs Full Page Ad for “China Heroes”
SONG FOR JEREMY SONG FOR JEREMY
DROMEY CUTS SHORT ATTACK ON CORBYN TO GREET CORBYN WARMLY DROMEY CUTS SHORT ATTACK ON CORBYN TO GREET CORBYN WARMLY
LABOUR MP GIVES LOBBYIST PARLIAMENTARY PASS LABOUR MP GIVES LOBBYIST PARLIAMENTARY PASS
BILL ETHERIDGE SPEAKS: “IT’S BEEN HARD TIMES” BILL ETHERIDGE SPEAKS: “IT’S BEEN HARD TIMES”
JAMIE OLIVER’S SUGARY, FATTY ADVERTISING HYPOCRISY JAMIE OLIVER’S SUGARY, FATTY ADVERTISING HYPOCRISY
LABOUR CONFERENCE CRISIS TALKS BREAK DOWN LABOUR CONFERENCE CRISIS TALKS BREAK DOWN
BRUTAL TORY ATTACK AD SAYS LABOUR SOFT ON ISIS BRUTAL TORY ATTACK AD SAYS LABOUR SOFT ON ISIS
CORBYN TO ATTEND MOMENTUM EVENT WITH VILE INTERNET TROLL CORBYN TO ATTEND MOMENTUM EVENT WITH VILE INTERNET TROLL
HOW TO MAKE CANADIAN MINING INTERESTING HOW TO MAKE CANADIAN MINING INTERESTING
TORY REPORT CLEARS FELDMAN AND SHAPPS TORY REPORT CLEARS FELDMAN AND SHAPPS
FIRST PICTURE OF BEARDED GOVE FIRST PICTURE OF BEARDED GOVE
OWEN SMITH: WE NEED TO GET ISIS “ROUND THE TABLE” OWEN SMITH: WE NEED TO GET ISIS “ROUND THE TABLE”