July 15th, 2010

Miliband Disses Brown Again

David Miliband is being less and less coded in his criticism of Brown, by New Labour’s standards of neo-Leninist loyalty these muted criticisms of the past are pretty strong. Following on from his Keir Hardie speech it looks increasingly like he and Mandelson intend to bury Brown and his allies with the historical truth.

UPDATE : The Blairite plot thickens, Tony himself is letting it be known that contrary to reports, “I specifically have said to all who have asked that I’m NOT angry!” that Mandy’s book is out. Let the bloodletting begin…


  1. 1
    Sarah Tweet says:

    @henweb publisher has decided on book title: Behind the Black Door, but happy to hear your suggestions (hope I don’t regret that?)

  2. 2
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Why not be honest when he was in cabnait ? arsehole

  3. 3
    Tom FD says:

    So basically Miliband is admitting that he sat back in silence as Brown destroyed Britain.

    Such leadership qualities.

  4. 4
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    He is just another non-entity two faced wanker who hid tortue stuff and rendition

  5. 5
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Must have read gordons book on courage

  6. 6
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    More like “Behind the back door “

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    As I always say – don’t underestimate Mandy … oh, or the quiet man (TB.)


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    Unsworth says:

    Back Door Babes is more like it. And let’s face it, she’s certainly got a back door.

  9. 9
    ban free speech says:

    whats the code for

  10. 10
    Weasel Wankers says:

    All very brave now Brown’s disappeared from the political scene.

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    Teflon Blaaare says:

    Mr Ed Milibat of the Leadershite contest….. yes, all the Big Lumps rise to the surface….. disses Auld Gordon McRuin….. well, it is ‘Ferrets Fighting In the Sack’ time for the New Marxist-Leninist Labour Party of Britain.

    Let’s just hope that my liege, Lord Peter and others, with their “Kiss & Tell” tales, totally sinks the Marxist Party that was Labour. After all, under Gordo McRuin they were carrying out their instructions from ‘Moscau Zentral’ in Eurine Land (the EU-SSR) to totally screw up the UK Public Finances.

    If Ed Miliballs.. and pals ever get their feet into Number Ten and Eleven Clowning Strasse again…. they will make sure they finish the UK for ever with their nasty Marxist-Leninist brand of socialism’.

  12. 12
    ban free speech says:

    Would you have liked a visit from some of Glasgow’s meanest?

  13. 13
    Milliwatt Jr says:

    I am as loyal to the UK as grand-papa Milliwatt was to his dear old Poland.

  14. 14
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Yo Tone , you aint even a mp so you cant be pm unless someone makes you a lord and lets face it the labour party dont want you , but you could also start a new party , How about War crims are us ?

  15. 15
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    But can this country afford another labour goverment ?

  16. 16
    NeverRed says:

    If Mandelson and Milliband want to bury Brownshirt, sorry Brown shit, they need a bloody huge excavator to dig a pit the size of a football pitch, put every Labour MP and Labour supporter in and throw themselves in prior to it being filled in. It would be in the Guiness book of records as the biggest pile of shit in the world.

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  18. 18
    David Cameron says:

    Do you like my shoes? Got ‘em from a Mosque.
    I go every friday, there’s fuckin’ thousands of them!!

  19. 19
    Liar Byrne says:

    Gordon also bequeathed the Nation FIVE TRILLION POUND OF DEBT


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    program get says:

    Proof beyond doubt that MP’s equals Me Personally syndrome. The greater good can only look great if there is good intention.
    He was obviously sitting back watching Britain being destroyed because he knew it would make a great book.

    See, you all wish you were cleverererererer than him.

  21. 21
    Alastair campbell says:

    Behind closed doors with a psychologically flawed man.

  22. 22
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    I joined last night

    ” I despise what you say but defend your right to say it ”

    Thats how our country should work , But you look at the loon other day wants to bn facecovering ? the goverment does not tell me how to dress !

  23. 23
    Liars crooks and thieves says:

    That was tory bankers

  24. 24
    Bob says:

    “[the labour party] remains the party of economic credibility and competence”

    who’s he trying to kid?

  25. 25
    Liars crooks and thieves says:


  26. 26
    Paster of Muppets says:

    That’ll fuck up that Old Holborn fellow and his crew of madcap funsters

  27. 27
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Anyone who might belive a word he says

  28. 28
    Hattie for PM says:

    If Dave calls it watch Labour win.

  29. 29
    Booting Brown is Booting Balls says:

    They will all have a good kick at yesterdays man as it only embarrasses his representative on earth, hopeless Balls, every single time Brown’s mentioned.

    What will be interesting will be to see if Balls gives Brown any gentle kicks and whether he privately gets ‘the nod’ from Gordon to do it as a distancing tactic.

    We might even see Balls try and distance himself tonight when Andrew Neil no doubt brings up his closeness to Brown to attack his doomed campaign.

  30. 30
    Penfold says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHH, don’t ya just luv it when lefties fall out.

    Shouts of Splitter, accusations of class enemy, ‘isms and ‘gists thrown about.



    Where’s that Khrushchev moment……..

    We await we baited breath, the knife, the stab, the et tu Brute denouement.

  31. 31

    He says “in the modern world nothing comes to you unless you earn it..and that’s a good thing”

    Dave has gone all Tory.

  32. 32
    f'ing hypocrites says:

    oh how things would be different if Labour had won the election. they’d all be shouting from the rooftops what a great visionary Brown is, and how they’re all behind the great leader 100%.

    politicians make me sick.

  33. 33
    Paster of Muppets says:

    “sucking Satan’s pecker”?

  34. 34
    Hypo Crisy says:

    David Miliband on the 10p tax…Then

    As strength of feeling over the measure escalated, David Miliband called for the Labour party to stop arguing among themselves and to “defend each other and our leader”.


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    who do the public hate? says:

    no, they were just bankers
    that’s more than enough

  36. 36
    Spiderman says:

    We mask wearers are a minority and need protecting

  37. 37
    Sir William Waad says:

    I suppose the Chinese might be able to afford it. If they lent a Labour government enough money it would knock us out forever, but the Chinsese might not think it worth the effort.

  38. 38
    Michael Gove says:

    I found a tin of meat in the cupboard, and as soon as I opened it, 20 more tins appeared.

    Fucking spam

  39. 39
    Dick the Prick says:

    Whoa there Mr/Mrs Gone fuckin mental – I beg to differ. I believe him to be quite a class two faced wanker, an odious piece of shit, an horrible runt who’s done a fair amount of work to traduce British interests abroad, fail diplomatically to obtain any support for our incursion into Iraq & Afghanistan, insult the Indians, bend over backwards to the Ruskies and suck Hilary Clinton’s cock off.

  40. 40
    Obama says:


  41. 41

    […] Guido has the recent video with Miliband finding his voice on Brown, oh,  and on his own readiness for […]

  42. 42
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Defend eachother ? Not the fuckers who were getting there tax doubled what a c unt

  43. 43
    Von Rumping your bums says:

    EU are all mine now,thanks Dave and thanks Nick

  44. 44
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    From that video it looks like bananaobama seem to be trying to grow a moustache

  45. 45
    Fred the Shred ( knighted by Gordon Brown ) says:

    Excuuuuuuse me !!!!!

  46. 46
    Dick the Prick says:

    Not sure that the completely unfunded public sector pensions can be attributed to the bankers, nor the PFI, nor nuclear decommissioning, nor increasing the size and uselessness of the public sector in general – but yeah, point has some veracity.

  47. 47
    Doc says:

    I’m sure you and your other self know what the fuck your going on about.

  48. 48
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    what Dick said then :)

  49. 49
    kent brockman says:

    And I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

  50. 50
    David's Mum says:

    No. Miliboy forgot to wipe off his upper lip after sipping his Ribena.

  51. 51
    AC1 says:

    > One BBC staffer confided that reading the comments here was “bad for her soul”.

    That made my day. Keep reading BBC staffer, or better yet, resign from your parasitic employer.

  52. 52
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    fuck knows what it means ? Maybe a permlink or something?

  53. 53
    we are millions and millions and we're coming to get you says:

    And there you have Dave in jest and irony!

  54. 54
    Missionary Position says:

    Under Brown

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Will be interesting to see if Brillo gives Balls the D.Abbott treatment.

  56. 56
    Sir William Waad says:

    Anagrammatically, ‘Hi, Bloodbath Redneck!’, which is how she greeted Mr Blair. Or ‘Rot Behind Blockhead’, which seems appropriate. Or ‘Hocked Lone Birdbath’, now that their income has fallen. Or ‘Bladder-Botch Honkie’, as Mr Obama called her husband.

  57. 57
    North Star says:


    Let’s not forget that David Miliband, the heir to Blair colluded with Blair in the attempted cover up of the illegal abduction and torture of British citizens.

    Then again perhaps this is an appropriate qualification to become leader of the Labour Party as it will serve as a enduring reminder to all of us what a poisonous criminal bunch they are.

  58. 58
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    BBC staffer has a soul ?

  59. 59
    Flings shite hi says:

    after taking our AAA yesterday they think the tory’s are shit too.

  60. 60
    The Downfall Of Dave Cameron says:

    It is the beginning of the end for Dave Cameron now he has deciced to self pwn himself by going against the internet.

    Labour learnt the same lesson the hard way after the Digital Economy Bill.

  61. 61
    Sir William Waad says:

    Chimps don’t have moustaches. It would look silly.

  62. 62
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    wasnt it balls that unleashed “the forces of hell ” on to A Darling ?

  63. 63
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    BBC staffer has sole, grilled in butter at our expense.

  64. 64
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    But wasnt the real toture ,one Gordon Brown ?

  65. 65
    David Minibanana says:

    I never signed the Treaty of Lisbon with Gordon

  66. 66
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    Millipede D could answer the question where’s Gordon, and tell us where to send the flowers and get worse cards.

    But why did the gutless Hunt decide not to challenge the psychologially flawed Gordon Brown, could he answer that one?

  67. 67
    Dave Cameron PM says:

    I am not against free speech you just can’t say certain things about certain people.

    I have no sympathy for people with a ghastly mental illness and the public should not either.

    The public should also back our soliders staying put in Aghanstan and being killed by their own Afghan allies and propping up a regime that allows women to be legally raped.



  68. 68
    ichabod says:

    But dont the toes curl up uncomfortably ?

  69. 69
    Mr Angry says:

    so it looks like the coalition government of the UK is happy to keep secret information about this country’s involvement in torture – just like Miliband and the new labour government – all in a day’s work for the corrupt state that is fascist Great Britain….


    now, what was ll that talk about involving the people…????? War planes practice above our skies, unaccountable to the electorate, preparing to assist the so called renewal of a foreign state where our soldiers get killed everyday in the name of ….. FUCK KNOWS

  70. 70
    David Millpede says:

    Like a garage door

  71. 71
    David Minibanana says:

    I’ve always been a staunch supporter of Gordon.

    Except when it doesn’t suit me.

  72. 72
    North Star says:

    Another interesting DaveMiliband move is that he is giving a third of his campaign fund (approx £70000) to train 1000 local activists in organising and campaigning skills a la Obama style. He believes that will win him the next election , after he’s been made leader of course.

    I’m not sure what he thinks he can teach them for £70 a head.

  73. 73
    Ollie Williams says:

    it’s dark

  74. 74
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    Dave you mong , you just lost support because you are carrying on the fucking thought police , why not leave private citizens to do what the fuck they like , You know less state interference .

    The hier to blair

  75. 75
    Paster of Muppets says:

    That sandals and suit thing is not a good look, Dave

    leave that sort of thing for your coalition partners

  76. 76
    Spank Sinatra says:

    ‘Men are from Mars, Gordon’s from a horse’s bottom’ is perhaps more apposite.

  77. 77
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    A british Acorn ?

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    A chimp says:

    Thanks to Brown I now take home 10 bananas a week less than I did under aTory government
    This Milliband chap , seems like a good fellow , he has chimpanzees ears and a large pink bottom
    I enjoyed his visit to Regents park zoo for Gordons party , I was masturbating at the time and he very kindly showed me his own genitals, they looked like two raisins and a maggot
    Is this why he keeps buying children?

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    It won’t even cover the bill for zit cream and hair gel.

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    Not all of us wear masks says:


  83. 83
    Shoparound says:

    for 70 quid I could get a crackhead to hospitalise someone. Or two smackheads to burn your house down.

  84. 84
    David Millpede says:


  85. 85
    Backwoodsman says:

    Yup, its good to know we touch the parts other brands can’t reach !!

  86. 86
    David Millpede says:

    Diane Abbot will blow you twice for a tenner

  87. 87
    Lou Poles,inventive accountancy says:

    So what he hired an accountant

  88. 88
    Dave Cameron PM says:

    Do as you’re told GFM or you’ll regret it

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    Desert Rat says:

    Milliband is probably the only twat on the planet, who makes Brown look good.

    What a shithead, from a family of serial traitors and marxists

    I think I prefer Balls (did I really say that?)

  90. 90

    I can show them how to get any security device off of a piece of clothing for £70.
    Its a great skill that you normally have to go to prison to learn.

  91. 91

    Now, now..Hold on…Let’s not say things we can’t take back..

  92. 92

    [Ben]Dover [Ar] Sole

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    Socialism is a mental illness says:

    The Tory’s *what* are shit?

    Anyway, the Chinks probably read the report that Labour’s fuckup of the economy has not left us with an eye-watering £1trillion debt, but a clusterfucking burns-your-eyes-from-their-sockets £4trillion.

    Every British worker born next year will pay £200,000 over the course of their lives to clean up Labour’s 1997-2010 mess. I’d hate to be the one to tell them.

  94. 94
    Voice of Treason says:

    There’s enough smarm in Millipede to make even Mandelbum cringe.

  95. 95
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    fuck off Dave or get voted out at the next Ballot

  96. 96
    Bully Boy Balls ( heir to Michael Foot ) says:

    Vote Balls – get a balls-up.

  97. 97
    Limpservative Joy says:

    David Cameron forgets how many houses he has

    So how many properties do you own? “I own a house in North Kensington which you’ve been to and my house in the constituency in Oxfordshire and that is, as far as I know, all I have.”

    A house in Cornwall? “No, that is, Samantha used to have a timeshare in South Devon but she doesn’t any more.” And there isn’t a fourth? “I don’t think so – not that I can think of.” Please don’t say, “Not that I can think of.” “You might be… Samantha owns a field in SHunthorpe but she doesn’t own a house…”

    The rest of the interview was punctuated with Cameron’s nagging anxiety about how this exchange was going to make him sound: “I was wondering how that will come across as a soundbite”; “‘Not that I can think of’ makes me sound… I am really worried about that…”; “I am still thinking about this house thing”; and his parting shot was: “Do not make me sound like a prat for not knowing how many houses I’ve got.”


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    A chimp says:

    Bananaobama can have my soul for £70
    It buys an awful lot of over ripe fruit if you know where to shop
    I prefer Waitrose for the times when we have guests over but most days a chap comes along and dumps a skip load of stuff that Tescos don’t want and I slip him a fiver via my catapult
    If it isnt up to scratch I throw s hit at him, rather like that nice Lord Mandelson has just done to my new best friend Gordon
    Gordon also showed me his genitals and they looked like Mr Bananaobamas
    Do all humans have a cock like a maggot over two raisins?

  99. 99
    Sam Bowe says:

    If cameron has Blair indicted for war crimes I will serve the tories for the rest of my days.

  100. 100
    Gone fuckin mental says:

    “UPDATE : The Blairite plot thickens, Tony himself is letting it be known that contrary to reports, “I specifically have said to all who have asked that I’m NOT angry!” that Mandy’s book is out. Let the bloodletting begin…”

    Fuckin great , Lets watch them tear the arses out of eachother

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    He’s an amateur.

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    Desert Rat says:

    I would not want that twat anywhere near my roses

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    Peter M says:

    Only slightly dear

  104. 104
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    Fancy a referendum on that ?
    Tough shit !
    I’m giving my lovely Liberal chums one on some stupid voting system instead

  105. 105
    program get says:

    Who needs enemies when you have lefties as friends eh?

  106. 106
    Is there shit in my eye guvnor says:

    How many kids do I have ,er let me see now,er is it 2

  107. 107
    Pete-s says:

    Listening to that quote again about the 10p tax deletion, confirms my feelings that BROWN did that without telling anyone, not even the treasury. That goes to show he was a loose cannon.

  108. 108
    Nick Clegg says:

    Traitors! We love Dave.

  109. 109
    Desert Rat says:

    A snip at 2 trillion pounds

  110. 110
    Che Moat says:

    The thought police that murdered the great freedom fighter Raoul Moat

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    The Bankers fucked it and Brown cheered them on says:

    but the economic clusterfuck that brought the economy to it’s knees certainly can

    unless you were living on the fucking moon at the time and somehow missed it?

  112. 112
    Worm Tongue Milliwatt says:

    I only signed it on behalf of the British people, who in their staunch love of the EU demand that ever more powers be ceded to Brussels.

    Their clamour to dismantle their own country and become the very heart of the great European project simply knows no bounds. We politicians are mere puppets of the people.

  113. 113
    Claims R Us says:

    If he did it’s illegal and we are all in for a nice refund.

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    Secretly breaking the law is ok because its protected by....er secrecy. says:

    So Dave wants to bribe the victims. that will not make the protected MI6 ok in my book.if they broke the law hang them out to dry Cameron ,or fuck off come election day.

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    Secretly breaking the law is ok because its protected by....er secrecy. says:

    Raoul Moat: ‘Three Shots In Three Seconds’


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    Maggies Dagger filled back says:

    It’s hilarious.

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    Secretly breaking the law is ok because its protected by....er secrecy. says:

    Audio forensics guy s have to make public court appearances and should not be hidden,face your accuser or walk free.

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    Blairites everywhere and not a brain between them says:

    what do you expect ?

    he’s a Blairite

    just like Cameron

    just like Clegg

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    PM says:

    This video is very funny.

    Miliband says he has “good judgment”. Eh, like the Gene Hunt election poster. Yeah, whatever.

    And, “I wasn’t ready to be Prime Minister”. Read this as, “I’m a spineless twat who’s looking after his own career thank you very much”.

    Oh, and he mentions Labour’s economic policy as a strength. I mean, the mind truly boggles.

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    bergen says:

    I tend to agree.Balls is the type of useless,unemployable twat that you find as a Labour Councillor in an old “red rossette on a donkey”industrial area.Both of the Millipedes are extraterrestrials.

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    Find the news yourself says:

    full Iranian Nuke scientist vid interview here.

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    The Labour way says:


  124. 124
    David Cameron PM says:

    I am not a benefits cheat, I just borrowed the money from the public purse to pay the mortgage while on hard times.

  125. 125
    David Cameron PM says:

    I agree and my friend Nick Clegg also agrees

  126. 126
    tat says:

    Wake up Foxy – there’ news happening all around a!



  127. 127
    David Cameron PM says:

    I’m glad no one notices I don’t ride my bike any longer, that was a bloody pain and a half in the arse pretending to enjoy it.

  128. 128
    Rat's arse says:

    Wel he didn’t give Millipead Snr a hard time!

  129. 129
    Rat's arse says:

    No g.f.m this country definitely can’t afford another Labour Government!

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    Tone the Tanned says:


  131. 131
    Alistair the p orn writer says:

    We don’t do angry.

  132. 132
    Blunkett (ask me for a visa) says:

    I can honestly say that I’ve never seen St Tony angry.

  133. 133
    Slot Gob says:

    My husband did not say he was livid.
    He actually said he wished his name was Divid.

  134. 134
    G W of the Bush DIe-nasty says:

    Yo Blair.
    You angry dude?
    Over here in the good old U S of A we say, don’t get mad, get even.
    When are you coming over to kiss my arse again? I’ll order more tubes of Colgate.

  135. 135
    G Brown (ex PM, ex Human Being ) says:

    Your raging shows that you are bad, mad, dangerous and without redemption.

  136. 136
    Euan says:

    C’mon dad. let’s get pissed in Leicester Square. We won’t get tasered. You can use that ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ or ask Gazza to join us.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure about that he suggested he was complicit in torture. If anything it was the most serious interview of all the ones he’s done so far.

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    Funambulist says:

    Think I once saw an Italian horror movie with that title, so very appropriate!

    Behind the BROWN Door even more so.

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    I like peassssssssssssssssssssss says:

    I’ve been done over, the b i t c h.

  140. 140
    Animal says:

    Does she even realise that the book title is a pastiche reference to a famous Seventies porn film?

  141. 141
    David Militwat says:

    I was too busy getting Hillary moist and ready for action. She loved it too. I miss the overseas travel though. Only mistake I ever made was holding that banana.

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    AJ Cutler says:

    I know nothing of David Milliband, but watching this video alone confirms to me that this man is clueless. Has he ever had a proper job?

    Has he ever been faced with the problems that the majority of us face. In fact the same goes for David Cameron, who the f**k are these people.

    Is it not possible that one day we could have a normal person as PM (or opposition leader)

    What the f**k do they know about the real world?

    Come and work with me you c***s, before you so flippantly spend our hard earned taxes.

    I hate them all.

  143. 143
    Albert the Cat says:

    It’s the fucking affectation of the glottal stops that still winds me up – ever since 1997. None of them are working class Londoners; they’re all just Hunts.

  144. 144
    Albert the Cat says:

    Come to think of it, they were/are the biggest enemies the indigenous working class ever had – much bigger than the fucking Luftwaffe.

  145. 145
    Albert the Cat says:

    ‘Hoons’? ‘Hoons’?
    I didn’t call them that – they’re much worse than one of their single property empire building MPs. I called them a certain part of the female anatomy.

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