Bonking Boris Round-Up
Guido did hint at this back in June when there were febrile rumours of injunctions, newspapers camped on doorsteps and even a bastard baby Boris.
The Mirror says there is no suggestion of an affair and then suggests exactly that, while the high-minded Guardian uses the excuse of Helen McIntyre’s unannounced involvement in his “Olympian Erection” to justify its coverage, quoting a Boris spokesman saying that it was the Mayor’s “enthusiasm for private philanthropy” that meant her appointment as a fundraiser on the project had never been publicly announced. Boris clearly likes a bit of “private philanthropy” on the side.
Over at The Evening Standard they explain how this simple ‘friendship’ drove McIntyre apart from her billionaire partner Pierre Rolin. She later reported Rolin for harassment – but not before she’d found time to shag date William Cash, son of Tory MP Bill. So she clearly has a penchant for Tories.
Currently the City Hall game-plan is to say nothing, a plan that has worked up until this morning, given that the rumours have been swirling around since before the general election. Nobody is likely to confess to having had an affair and it is hard to see Ken making an issue of it given the five kids he has fathered by three different women (impressively managing to get two women simultaneously pregnant). Neither is Lembit likely to raise sexual athletics as an issue. The London mayoral contest is not going to be lacking for virility…
It could still get a little embarrassing for Boris, Charles Moore cracks this joke about Boris in speeches “I told Boris I don’t care what he does in his private life and he told me ‘Nor do I’ “. There is also an attractive American woman who escaped to New York and entertains friends in Manhattan with anecdotes about her pursuit by Boris. His chat up line to her she says was, “I limit myself to one mistress per annum. How would you like to be Miss 2009?” Guido reckons Boris is nevertheless electorally bullet-proof, since it won’t be news to the voters that he is a serial shagger…
Good on ya, lad! I had me vuvuzela blown loadsa times by lasses.
Piss off Jags – I’ve seen the slappers you go for!
But can she fuck you up the vuvuzela with a strap on Bojo?
My mistress can.
So welcome to the club Bojo old man! We are the coalitions clowns.
Shagger Nokes is serving the drinks and the man with the bag over his head in the corner is David Laws.
Is sex a politics substitute?
A valuable substitute Engineer…
When the population and politicians are collectively vacuous it fills the pages of the tabloids…better than how they had homo gang bangs in 10 Dowing Street under Madman Brown…
And any publicity is better than no publicity at all etc…
Dave did not authorise me to bring Boris down a peg or two by having a quiet word around the street of shame
Dave is in no way enjoying Boris’s discomfort
He is laughing hysterically due to Nick Clegg is tickling him, not because of this
I’d give up politics first.
Go Forth and Shag For London – At Least We’re Not Fucked Like Labour
London will be fucked come the Olympics
Boris isn’t a patch on the master.
‘ey, lad. That Tracy was a real minx in bed. I’d smear chicken tikka masala on her chest and then lick it off.
I thought it was rice and peeees…
Real Zanu fare…
I call my mistress master.
Boris calls his “cripes!”
I wonder what Brown calls his??
Obama, just like Dave now has to.
Sir….
My Mum says he could my Dad, but it was dark at the time and she wasn’t tall enough to see his face…
That’s not very a very Chrisitian attitude.
Would you like to sing ‘Praise the Lord’ while watching me getting fucked up the arse ?
Please sir, how did Ken get two women pregnant simultaneously? I know he is a complete dick, but this is stretching it >snigger< a bit far…….
As Finbar Saunder used to say:
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
Ken’s chat-up line used to be “I’m like a broom handle in the morning”.
Vaz is in the shit over this.We’re not going to move on until you’re fucked up,Vaz.
He likes a woman with a touch of the tar brush!
RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boiler suits you Sir.
Aaahhh…………..boiler suits.
does she use this brush to fuck him up the shitter like my mistress does ?
I have never cheated on my beloved wife, Ms Macauley.
Is she bigoted?
Go back down your hole you mad man…
I still have a job to do as Prime Minister.
Please spare us that appalling thought
Introduce a “shag-o-thon” to the Olympics.
Enter England football team and selected Politicos, Gold medal assured.
My Mum says there’s no point in entering the Engalnd Football Team for that event as they are all complete w*nkers…
Did you get your calves from your Dad, ’cause I quite like the sound of your Mum
Lie back and think of England.
or Scotland
or the EU.
Any MEPs good at shagging?
Only if you introduce a £40,000 fee
But in the shag-o-thon, don’t you get the Gold Medal for coming second ?
very good very very good
OK, Guido, fascinating titillation – but is this really all you could find worth writing about? If so, Westminster must be a very dull place at the moment.
Let’s have stuff that really matters, as you usually supply.
Plaything
Sadly there are only two camps left in Westminster
One recovering from total baboon style madness of which we have had enough
And the other camp is desperately trying to get us out of the hole that the former dug
But it is so deep that we will not see them for a number of years…
No little real news I am afraid…
Help meeeeee!!
Being There.
STAY ON MESSAGE AT ALL TIMES!
Cricky!
Cricky?
In case you’re asking, Ireland beat Bangladesh by 7 wickets in Belfast.
More violence?
Beating with wickets?
81 – I think he meant Cricket, not Critique…
Boris is actually popular, will take something more than a simple affair to hurt him, however the Left Wing DTM go about it
Can’t he do Ellie for a night ?
That would screw the Left for a while…
How do you know he hasn’t?
I’d know about it.
A dose of Clap ? STD ?
One thing is certain; Boris would never ever stoop to engage in Ugandan discussions with Sally slack knickers Bercow. I’m watching Question Time at the present ( Why ? It gets worse and worse) and she is a grade A dog. And not only that but her voice would have any man who married her soon praying for deafness. Suddenly I feel soory for the Westminster half pint.
Bercow, with the emphasis on cow. Archetypal champagne socialist bubblehead..what a fucking embarrassment. The panel as per usual was stacked with statist idiots, and Andy Pandy how-does-my-makeup-look-im-a-tough-northerner-spending-all-your-fucking-money Burnham needs to grow a tumour and be processed the by vacuous boxtickers that he defends so much. Grotesque little shitstain, had all the mugs clapping on cue.
One Boris Johnson
There’s only one Boris Johnson
One Boris Johhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnson
There’s only one Boris Johnson.
I’m Boris Johnson
Serial shagger, eh? What, like fucking cornflakes?
Still this is a fine upstanding tradition for Mayors and candidates. Remember Shagger Norris? He did a fair amount of upstanding.
“impressively managing to get two women pregnant simultaneously”
I know some people have six fingers but this still strikes me as implausible. although it might explain his popularity.
He is a cock, a dick and a knob simultaneously.
Perhaps he has a bike.
Come to think of it, Boris has….
More than one, apparently.
i try to imagine ken livingston shagging – and then i throw up
I only have to see his fucking rat-like face and i feel ill.
38 …then there’s the voice! Please! Don’t get me going about the voice! The Voice! The adenoidal, whining-yet-complacent, insect-repellent, android… please! DON’T GET ME S T A R T E D ON THE V O I C E!!!
That explains why he is on Radio4 all the time. Perfect face for radio. Super.
He gets a team of oppressed ethnic minorities to do it for him.
Jimmy the pregnancies, not the conceptions, were simultaneous, the babies were born within weeks of each other.
That’s far less impressive.
Yes, and if you believe the spin, they all get together and have happy families with all the kids and mums together. If it is true, then good on him, and them. Very unusual though that the green-eyed monster does not get in the way.
Oh you’ve spoiled it now. There we were thinking he’d gone for a two for the price of one recession looming deal.
Lousy picture of my Mum though…
BoJo would still shag her
Shagging adds to the pleasures of life
It also perpetuates the human race which is of some importance…
Nice breath of fresh air after all those boring Zanu knob jockeys…
Good for BoJo…
I think BoJo should do a run around with Diane Abbot
They could then frequent the gay cottaging bars together and invent
a new danse called the “BoJo Boogle Woogle” which would be an instant hit among
the illiterate untermensch of London
A guarantee to be re-elected with a huge majority I would say…
It certainly does.
When questioned I bet he uses that old excuse of his, ‘The blessed sponge of amnesia has wiped the slate of memory clean’.
Or he’ll claim it’s another ‘pyramid of piffle.’
24 Psst! You like to buy Pyramid? Only one lady owner?
It’s a shame that the next mayoral election voting slip won’t have a ‘none of the above’ tick box…
BoJo loves getting BJs before breakfast.
Whereas GB loves doing jobbies before breakfast.
doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies doing jobbies
I’d like to pick up a dog’s jobbie and stick it in his good eye, the Scottish cyclopic idiot.
In three or four years time the British Electorate will want another Caligula for the tittle tattle…
Boris is the man….
Prime Minister Johnson. I can see it now.
Y’all know, don’t y’all, that ‘johnson’ is American slang for willy?
It’s all that cycling you see, it stimulates the pheremones.
Boris’s lady isn’t as hot as my Carina Trim-ingham.
I think you are a voyeur…
Look Chris it’s either me or the horse
The gruesome Oona Hunt is debating with Ken Livingstone on ITV tonight. Unfortunately it clashes with This Week, with Brillo grilling Blinky. I want to see Brillo hopefully annihilate Blinky Bollocks.
Well I want Blinky to come up trumps and surge to the front of the contest.
Exactly, then he can sink NuLiebour out of sight. It’ll be a bit quiet on here, though.
With reference to my earlier question. Will this result in Oona becoming pregnant? If I watch it will I become pregnant? Will I get maternity and paternity leave? And if so will that be concurrently or sequentially?
Diane Abbott seems to be unreconstructed Old Labour, but every interview that I’ve seen of late with Dr King makes her seem to be Harriet Harman’s successor.
Oona King may regret having her views and comments given wider publicity. Her strongest card may be that some people mistake her for Diane Abbott…
They’re both thick as pigshit.
I always thought so.
Fuck with my family and I will fuck with yours
It seems Ken fucks everybody all the time.
“I limit myself to one mistress per annum. How would you like to be Miss 2009?”
LOL, Good chat up line I’ll remember that one.
Ladies like a man who can laugh them into bed. But we like to laugh with ‘em, not at ‘em.
But Boris spoils it by shagging with his socks on…
and his bicycle clips…
Apart from that he is a laugh a minute…
Elect the jester
Good job he’s not a morris dancer.
I’ve got bigger tits than wot you’ve got luv, so don’t even bovva, awight?
At least I can sleep on my front.
ROFL
“At least I can sleep on my front.”
I bet you spend most of your time on your back luv, innit.
No……. her name isn’t Katie Price
If I was shagging your bloke I’d opt for the limited view option.
“I limit myself to one mistress per annum. How would you like to be Miss 2009?”
2009?
Go Boris!
I’ll have to remember that line… perhaps one per timezone per year would work
Ms GMT 2010
oh.. and the chinese year … not sure Miss Horse would work though.
It’s always worked for me luv.
and me.
Did I hear serial shagger shagger mentioned?
Is there an echo in here?…
Pardon?
she does have a very big twat
Serial Shagger
Whose been caught with their todger in the Cheerios then?
If I’d known THAT’S what makes ricicles twice as nicicles, I’d've said, ‘No thanks, Mum: I’m really not hungry. Can I have the money for a Mars Bar?(At least you always know where they’ve been!…)
or going
Can I just make it clear: “abusus non tollit usum” – which means “misusing something does not mean it can’t be used correctly”.
I have always used my tool in a proper and an appropriate manner.
These rumours are a monstrous mutton-dagger of mumbo-jumbo
It is intergalactic calumny Boris
Good night to you Sir….
factum est illud fieri infectum non potest
You dirty bastard.
57 Fabius Maximus Cunctator: Borisus Maximus Spunctator.
I prefer to see the Tory Party disappear in a cloud of shagging
That all those Zanu poofs…
Quite right.
woof woof
What is it about women that they love pricks and clowns and sometimes clowns who are pricks?
Too complicated.
satire!
When it comes to the old pork sword, Boris is a mere amateur!
Prezza’s boast is that he can give them a good seeing to whilst eating a couple of growlers, and not a crumb of pastry falls on their tits.
He’s a class act.
He loves to eat. Food, that is, not P.
Yeah but his is apparently a scimitar compared to your (legal sized) penknife!
you’re not wrong there
A ‘penchant for Tories’. Probably because they don’t all try to take her up the rear passage as most ZaNuLieBor types do! Or perhaps she doesn’t approve of dogging/badger baiting on Clapham Common!!
If you also know about Darling, will you spill the beans? Not just once, but twice, how did the MSM miss this one?
Vote for meeeee! I was a great PM!!! I have a beard, I mean wife! She has two sons, I mean WE have two sons! Vote for meeeee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ken Livingstone, 5 children , 3 women ?????? But he’s nearly as ugly as Gordon Brown!!
At least Boris has that cuddly look about him!
Must be the newts, but I’m damned if I can work out how that works…
Newt = pissed as
Hence, the coupling can occur
Sorted
The trick must be finding the happy medium between getting them too pissed to care, and the onset of Brewer’s Droop.
Well I’m really glad that you explained that. Engineer of course is famous for his wit and humour but I was still trying to fathom that one out!!
About the only things Livingstone is famous for are cultivating the friendship of dodgy characters who may or may not have links to Alky-Aida, and keeping newts. Not sure which is worse (for the newts and Alky-Aida, that is).
Thanks for the compiment, but the trouble with being famous and an engineer is that, in general, you have to be dead first. How many alive famous engineers can you think of?
Apologies Engineer my only knowledge of engineers is historical ie Isambard Kingdom Brunel. And from his portraits I don’t think he would have had much of a sense of humour.
I doubt, unlike Boris and Ken , that he would have had mistresses either
I like newts
Engineer. Are not John Glenn and Neil Armstrong still alive. Both are astronautical engineers. And a bit famous.
Farook Engineer.
Remind me, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
For a moment I thought it was Bono Jo. Jo is our best beer girl. I like here. She gives me beer.
ROFL. Me too.
Though the apology he gives to the people of Papua New Guinea that he feels sure they like him ‘ live lives of blameless bourgeois domesticity’ may now come back to haunt him!
After 13 years of cardboard labour cut-outs whose public personae was less inspiring than a bowl of dry muesli at 4 in the morning and more depressing than old communist east european dictators, we suddenly have people like Boris who can raise a laugh and like Cameron who are at ease at PMQ’s.
I suspect that this light heartedness that is invading English politics at the moment, is much like the people of England felt in 1662 after the puritans lost power and people were allowed to dance again!
Lovely spinning little dave drone. Would you like a doggy treat?
Have you bought your copy of The Third Man, as per Directive 341 from the stormtroopers at Labour HQ?
Lovely spinning gordon drone – would you like a gordon nokia round your ear?!
guidofawkes: Dave is doing a Gordon, it isn’t Opposition Leader’s Questions
How’s Damien McBride? And before I forget, congratulations on that extra 75p a week for pensioners. Surely the highlight of your 13 years in office.
Ho Hum! I like it!!! And doesn’t he do that —-turning the question back on itself with such pizazz!!
Mind, in truth I suspect, even stalin would have made gordon look lumpen!!
You’re seriously calling Guido “McBride” for having a pop at Dave.
Cheeerist! What a complete fuckwit.
When she has finished drooling over that poor nell might realise she has now admitted she likes it when Dave copies Gordoom.
I’m going to enjoy reminding you of that nell. Quite often.
O/T I see Lard Prescot slouched in the House of Lard now live (well just live)on his fat arse qualifying for his £300+ pay for his appearance plus no doubt his expenses for this evening with some slapper.
That will be £40,000 please. And leave it by the rentboy.
Ah, bonking in office again. Boris is would not look out of place with Prescot in the Lords.
Legalise the herb
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2010/07/455449.html
Yes indeed, it’s thyme to legalise the herb.
The MS spray has now been dropped in the Southern PCT’s, no evidence it works! Take out the good stuff and of course it doesn’t work! Legalise it and tax it, you know it makes sense
10/10 Anyone know what the likely take would be on legalising and taxing it
Don’t forget to factor in the savings in the justice system – just as valid a part of the take as gains from taxation.
Good God…Boris seems to be a hair’s breadth from being a rapist..he seems incapable of shaking hands with a woman before he shags her. His public image is that of a stupid fat clown..but he really seems to be a sex addict.
true
Homo sapiens are animals. No more. We either want to shag it, or kill it. We have yet to evolve from those basic instincts.
Or eat it and vom it
I think the Tories must be relieved that 13 years of a profligate, sexually incontinent labour Government has made us, the electorate, indifferent to this sort of scandal.
Previously, the Tories were known for sexual scandal and Labour for financially fraudulent one’s.
Bit like boom and bust isn’t it? Gordon achieved abolition of boom ( as in public indifference to political sexual scandals) but made bust ( as in government financial incompetence) still shocking to the public!!!
Gorgon the Brhoon – what a tosser! – couldn’t even get it up half the time! – told me I had a special place in ‘his’ heart.
Yeah, – well, – couldn’t even shag his own wife properly.
Now she’s having to make do with the Carpet Burn in Canterbury!
I’m coming out
one day
That’s the problem for labour isn’t it?
SamCam is the epitome of Mother Earth.
Can anyone imagine that tone’s dodgy wife or gordon’s doubtful wife ever had the same charisma?!!!
Epitome of Mother Earth?
More like the Epitome of Equestrian Monthly with that face!
Alas that joke doesn’t work does it for SamCam??!
Now if you were talking about Margaret Beckett…..
yes it does
you just have your head stuck up Cameron’s arse so you can’t see her
“SamCam is the epitome of Mother Earth.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Sooo fucking funny.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01503/samantha-cameron_1503037c.jpg
http://futilitymonster.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/margbeckett.jpg
Seperated at birth.
“Impressively managing to get two women pregnant simultaneously”. For someone who appears to be such a twat this, probably unpremeditated, achievement is something we mere mortals can only dream about!
Ummm. Echoes here of that threesome rumour of tone b liar, wife and that carol person
But he didn’t put that ghastly Carol thing up the duff, did he? Moreover, she was in my recollection even more unappetising than slotgob. The man must have had damn bad eyesight.
Just very poor taste in what pass for wimmin
Well, he can’t have had a proper wimmin, can he? Not so different to Gordon.
How would you know nell?
Is it any more truthfull than the rumour about Osborne’s wife for example?
Bless!
Derek, Damian ,Balls and Twatson – the brainless bagmen for gordon mafioso – you are so predictable!!
Same old smearing lies from the same old witless Liar. Bless!
You’re the one who started with the rumours you hypocritical twat.
So don’t pretend it’s fine when you do it but terrible when others do it back to point out your blatant hypocrisy.
Seriously, do you practice being this stupid ?
Umm!! Actually I think it was damian and his no.10 crew ‘ who started with the rumours…..’
Umm!! That’s the fucking point I’m making about hypocrisy you twat.
And ask John Major or Thatcher about off the record briefings if you are naive enough to believe politicians going for each others throats is somehow new.
In fact ask Dave if he’s enjoying Boris’s current tabloid escapades.
I know he is, as Boris has enjoyed giving Dave a kick quite a few times
Ummm! Actuslly I think the sort of toxic , lying, briefings alastair campbell and damian mcbride did are quite different to anything any current or previous governments ,of any colour, ever did!!.
Ken managed “to get two women pregnant simultaneously”?
I’m sure it can’t have been quite simultaneous, surely?
Unless like some medusian nightmare, he has multiple cocks squirming around in his trousers…
If they both convieved at the same time it was 3 some
conceived
I come.
I go.
They come.
I go.
I come.
They go.
But its fun!
I know!
fun fun fun singing Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Praise the Lord.
Eats, Shoots and Leaves
sick of the BBC – you will be ….
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23856655-bbc-chief-in-pound-4878-world-cup-trip.do
Zac on the bbc and Sky
I did nothing wrong
i used the same formula to calculate my expences as every other mp
but if the electoral commission find anything wrong then ultimately it is my agents neck on the block
and i dont think he would risk that do you ?
GUILTY ! Next !
my expenses cheating is green
He would eat you on a raft
Who would ? Mandy would wouldn’t he?!
The epitome of labour is our mandy!!
and you are the epitome of the brainless on message partisan drone nell
A partisan drone = bevanite ellie?
she’s a cun’t and you are yet another partisan drone
Someone on here said the masses watch the soaps to escape. So I had a look at them tonight. Emmerdale = Everyone in the pub. Coronation Street = Everyone in the pub. East Enders = Everyone in the pub. And what is it they are escaping from? Why it’s everyone in the pub.
Because in the real world no-one’s in a pub now since the Smoking Ban.
The state-sponsored, brain-washing, social engineering soap-operas are trying to give the message that we’re all still going to pubs, but we won’t until that stupid ban is repealed.
But Nick Clegg must repeal it because it ticks all the boxes he identified for ‘laws we’d like to repeal’ – if he doesn’t, it just proves the whole exercise was a sham. I’m not holding my breath, so yet more pubs will close, yet more jobs lost, yet more tax revenue lost.
But I don’t watch those crappy shows anyway, I’m a smoker, I’m too bright for that.
I’m a smoker to but still goto the pub. I’d much sooner goto the pub and smoke outside than watch eastenders, coro and all the other social propaganda.
And they’re all thick as pig shit borderline criminals with no manners who shout inanities at each other with their mouths full. No wonder the country’s going downhill fast with that cretinous mob as role models.
Now even the presenters have been made more user friendly to the dimwit contingent, and odd accents abound, there is one on the World Service who is incomprehensible to me.
Glad to see that knob Damazer is leaving the BBC- he who scrapped the Radio 4 today theme tune, which made me feel good to be British in the early hours.
Time for my medication.
they better not touch Sailing By
escaping from the fact they are slaves to the matrix even though most haven’t quite 100% figured it out yet.
and on soaps everyone sits in pubs getting drunk, people emulate it in real life and don’t ever stop to think about deeper meaning of life and it’s problems and the solutions to those problems. Instead they vote morons into power to do it for them, in theory at least, while in reality the morons (politicans) just line there own pockets and earn a decent sum of money for doing fuck all and further amplifying the very problems they’re suppose to solving.
Why escape when you can rule it?
and get paid and fiddle your way to being a millionaire property owner.Ad nauseum .
Although we lobbied the British government for the release of Libyan terrorists
it had nothing to do with the multi billion oil deal we did with Gaddaffi
that has made the yanks Soooo jelous
and the fact that Gordon Brown Tony Blair ‘and Lord Mangledbum where photographed with Colonal Gaddaffi is just coincidental
and Peter is definitley not shagging Gaddaffi’s son
Anyone who is not with us is with the terrorists.
This is what the Welsh, scousers and all the other sundry work-shy need! – to be cut off from their beer, fags and betting shop cash
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1295032/Workshy-German-benefit-claimants-handed-food-coupons-clothes-vouchers-instead-cash-payments.html
Can’t they be exploding vouchers? It would reduce the workshy contingent effectively and stimulate the undertaking sector.
Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth. Today, I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths. There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.”
Mr Gore praised the role Mr Cameron had played in promoting environmental issues.
“The fact that both your political parties are competing vigorously to offer solutions is very important,” he told Tory frontbenchers.
“I can assure you that people around the world really are watching and are appreciating the quality of this debate.”
Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.
So why did the dumb sons of bitches give Tony a medal and x million dollars?
He’s my little Brit poodle
Tone b liar ( now personal adviser to gaddafi and personal friend of the gaddafi family – no doubt with suitable remuneration) and peter m (personal ‘friend’ of gaddafi’s son – again no doubt with ‘friendship support’) and one al megrahi who was going to die within 3 months of cancer in that scottish prison and yet is now thriving in Libya after being flown home in style after said intervention by b liar and pals!!!
You missed out Nat Rothschild in your little list. The deal between Mandelson and Gadaffi’s son for freeing the Libyan bomber was struck at a dinner party at Nat Rothschild private island in Corfu.
Incidently i’ve heard but can’t confirm that the libyan guy never bombed the Pan-Am flight. It was bombed by Hezbullah but the terroists were long gone and the state needed to show someone being caught and prosecuted for it, so they arrested the libyan guy who as an acting inteligence officer for libya. By no means was he an angel but he was totaly innocent of the bombing. But because at the time Libya & Gadaffi were percieved as the bad guy it was easy to fit him up for it.
Gadaffi told the government that if he ever died or was hurt in an english prison the UK would never, ever be awarded any oil contracts in the future hence why he was kept in solitary with all the mods and cons, tv, internet ect because the government knew all along that he was innocent.
The prostate cancer was made up so he could be released before he really died and still have a good few years of freedom. In the UK would be ‘reconsidered’ for oil contracts.
The worst thing is the real bombers escaped justice altogether.
Although Peter Mangledbum Wears Semtex Condoms
he still denies he is a Suicide Bummer
The first on the scene was the CIA in blackhawks to get their heroin.Its all on Indymedia.
interesting site thanks. can’t find anything about the Lockerbie bombing there, you have a link Kilobar?
Labour’s core vote:
Les Andrews is Labours core vote
Luciana Berger went to private school and has a car with a personalised numberplate. Champagne Socialism is alive and well in Zanu Liebore! And let’s not talk about Lord Paul or Michael Bollinger. Could be a bit embarrassing when trying to project an image to the thickies who still think Labour gives two shits about them.
or the thickies who think Dave and his Eton Cabinet of toffs give two shits about them
Or the thickies who think that public school boys like Mr Bliar, Alastair Darling, Ed Balls …………………and all the other multiple others of labour mp’s who have been privately educated, (not to mention diane abbot whose son is at an independent school), give a toss about the electorate!!
The bottom line is how much money they can trough from the expenses or , in Ed Balls case, how much drink they can consume at taxpayers subsidy , from the Stranger’s Bar!
The thickies know but they also know labour will give it big shit more to the cons
big shit
heap big mong
no like taking of piss
I thought nell was Norfolk?
Surely cider is about Somerset.
Bit then of course Labour never did understand the idiosyncracies of England did they?
They don’t vote at all.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/15/raoul-moat-facebook-page-deleted
At the end of the day Ms O’Dowd is absolutely typical of labour’s core vote!!
How dare those oiks at Facebook and the internet ignore me, I am terribly important don’t you know.
They still haven’t found me!!
They still haven’t found me!!
No-ones fucking looking mate. Or if they are it’s so they can scoot off in the opposite direction smartish.
Oiks on facebook?
You mean llike sarah brown and her knitted cookies??
And you are typical of the mindless warmongering Dave cheerleader nell
Talking of warmongering – what’s this we hear from Chilcott that influential witnesses are saying that brown and mr liar were telling less than the truth?
And that there was clear evidence of NO WMD. It was apparently fabricated by no.10 spin doctors .
I wonder who that could be??
bear shit in woods
pope catholic
Where’s the new Kelly Inquest?
I bet Blir and Alastair are hoping against hope that Ken Clarke doesn’t call one.
If he does you can bet your bottom dollar they’ll both head south to a palace bolt hole owned by, their special friend, the son of gaddafi!!
When ?
or is it just more bullshit excuses
firefight this afternoon.
Notice you have all their names now so you know them
Someone collects 35 000 users names and the page disappears. I’m just saying.
Especially with police personel on other blogs cough Inspector Gadjet cough saying they should make a copy of the names.
My name was up there and fuck Dave and anyone else.theres thousands of us if he wants some.
Yes, according to Ms O’Dowd, Moat’s shooting dead one person, blinding another, and injuring his former girlfried was – get this – “a bit harsh”.
Terrifying ignorance and amorality.
yes shooting a man with a taser holding a gun to his head is immoral
I believe she also said in her interview that his time on the run was: –
‘a bit of a larf’
Everyone on here was laughing about it
I would object most vigorously to being called a serial shagger.
Parallel, yes. Serial, no.
If Labour could get the chavs to vote they would be in power for ever.
Well thank god they can’t. Labour made sure they were paid too much money in welfare to lay in bed, inbibe vodka in large quantities and play poker on the web.
They have no time or inclination to do something as mindless as vote!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/7893277/Peter-the-Greats-poisonous-pen-will-do-Britain-a-power-of-good.html
Never mind the sobbing scotsman.
Enjoy Peter the Great’s poisonous pen!!
Westminster watchdog the Electoral Commission has today received a dossier raising questions about campaign spending by multi-millionaire Conservative MP Zac Goldsmith in the May General Election.
An investigation by Channel 4 News and the Bureau of Investigative Journalism (BIJ) highlighted Mr Goldsmith’s spending on items such as signs, jackets and leaflets in his successful bid to become MP for Richmond Park in south London.
The report claimed that sums on invoices for the items did not match the amounts which Mr Goldsmith submitted in his declaration to the returning officer as evidence that he had not breached the candidates’ spending limit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1295107/Dossier-raises-questions-millionaire-Tory-MP-Goldsmiths-spending-election.html
Goldsmith Ja
QT panel is fun tonight: George Galloway, Sally Ally, Francis Maude, Andy Burnham and Nick Ferrari.
I already want to slap Sally Ally. What the fuck kind of a grin is that?
She is talking such utter shit.
Why do Labour have two panellists tonight, anyone?
Normally they have 4 panellists.
They normally have one panellist but three quarters of the selected audience – for one party to have two panellists is something that I’ve never seen before in 10 years of watching QT
there is never ever two panelists on the right or two panelists on the left
innit?
I don’t know but fuck me you can see why Bercow married Sally:
A WITCH!
I CAST THEE OUT DEMON! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
(it compels me to fuck toyboys on the side after all)
I bet the dirty bitch used her prayer beads as anal beads.
your mother cooks socks in hull!
Does she do Cleveland Steamers ?
or an isle of wight ferry ?
Sally’s in a skirt, I just spotted. John should expect her home tomorrow.
Labour audience as usual. Clapping all the shit coming out of Ally and Burnt Ham’s mouths.
Slaggin Raul Moat, fucking idiots.
George Galloway was right.
They are just thinking what The Sun tells them to think
The tories may have won the battle but we will win the war comrades.
I SAID SHE TWEETED!!!!
Hey Limey Cameron. Get this Facebook is a United States company on United States servers and you can’t ban it or do anything else. OK shit head.
yes good point
fucking commies on the BBC subtly suggesting we should limit free speech
I’ve got no objections at all to someone wanting to make a fucking idiot of themselves on Facebook.
If you had a brain you would know Facebook can be used as a linker to your product sites.
In your case, your fucking arsehole you faggot.
You no longer exist.
Galloway speaks for the masses.
He can take on the US
Never ever thought I would agree with George Galloway, yet he is the only one on QT prepared to speak the truth.
Wanted clappers and cheerers. Booers and hissers need not apply
I can’t watch QT anymore, it really is the pits.
Not exactly true, they made sure they had not one but two “barracker’s” (Dimblebys word) that just by chance we are supposed to believe, happened to be sitting side by side on the front row and plumb in the middle of the audience (centre stage as it were). I would have liked to ask one question; can we have a show of hands from all the people invited to the show by the BBC that are currently working in the NHS in a bureaucratic capacity? 20%, 30%, 40%…., Pravda at its finest just keeps on rollin’ along.
Live version here gives you a better idea how it sounds through a big sound syetm
call the revolution George. We’ll hang them all tonight.
Andy Burnem burns pensioners
Bercow, Burnham, Maud and ferrarie? just don’t get it. New labour destroyed all public trust in the police. They now police by force and not consent.
The bankers robbed the banks and caused the deficit and the debt
The MP’s robbed the taxpayers and stood by while the bankers got away with the cash, and then told you, via the on board MSM, that you’re going to pick up the tab.
Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?
The fat fuck is not the buffoon he pretends to be. Hes a Nazi shit-bag contolled by fucking jo-oz. I hope he gets pox and nob cancer from that dirty sl-ag.
who?
I think he means Boris. That dirty dew with the Turkish grandfather. It must be the blond wig that gives him away.
bojo i assume
“There are a lot of thickos in Britain today.”
Francis Maud should shut the Fuck up, the more he speaks the more he makes a twat of himself.
What’s our fee for this gig?
Just joined RESPECT
Just lost any, you mean.
Tiddly dee tiddly dum. Thats the sound of me not giving a fuck what you think.
That’s the sound of the echoes in your mind.
Wasn’t Iraq GREAT?
Let’s move on.
Isn’t Afghanistan GREAT?
Hey Obama I hear it is nice in Iran this time of year matey.
Blinky smirking on This Week. Hunt.
here we go balls is on o’neil smiling. looks quite confident. let’s see if o’neil destroys him tonight or goes easy on him
balls would sell hi soul to get in the lords….
OMG!!!! Blinky balls and Portillo swapping spit.
Balls: “There are thousands of people on the internet who will say terrible things about Moat, about ME”. Ha Ha!!!! You know it, Eddie!
ha ha ha
balls ‘people on the internet say appaling things about me..’
you know he’s having a dig at you there guido
politicians are thieves.Fact.The cops are their tools. Fact. The majority don’t like either. Fact.
If you post on this site do it with a live cd of knoppix. It loads to ram memory,no hard disk is needed. As soon as you turn your computer off all trace of the operating system is gone.Nothing can be recovered.
Blinky’s grilling by Brillo is coming up in a minute. Don’t let us down, Brillo! We’re counting on you to tear the c-unt apart!!!!
Talking about elephant twats….
Talking about elephant twats….
They will come after the internet now, you can tell they are nervous about so many people on websites talking about them and taking the piss of them
Eddy is nearly in tears over it and Cameron is still trying to delude himself he has courage by going after facebook.
Porteloo sorry they involved the prime minister. Cameron put himself into it.
Balls accepts the internet is the way it is, CamerHunt wants to control it. He has shown his hand
There is no desire to control the internet but David Cameron spoke for the public in saying some things are beyond even a tolerant society’s threshold of decency.
Go to Liverpool McKensie there’s a few hundred bullets with your name on them
He’s not as thick as you obviously are.
Blinky denying quotes about him. Hunt.
Anything i have ever been accused of saying is just complete rubbish.
Yawn Brillo is a wanker,get a job you fat fuck
Fuck off Labour Hunt.
No
He wasn’t expecting that!
Blinky panicking…
So are you, judging by the frantic postings.
Why not change hands?
Or change ends.
11,000 have joined today.
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/RIP-Raoul-Moat-3/101270373261190?v=wall&story_fbid=102903963097831
I think Brillo went too easy on Blinky Bollocks.
he would have looked like the bully everyone accuses Balls of being, Balls couldn’t bully his granny.
You’re thinking now?
That’s a big plus for evolution then.
Ignore the fact that the Welsh Windbag says I carry a tour of myself.
I’ve got a built-in motion detector – I can find shit anywhere.
Buy me book willya?
some stupid feminist slag on this week. glad i don’t pay my license to fund this shit.
That would take all the joy from the tory trolls who love to abuse the BBC for a fee.
You pays your money and takes your choice.
Abi Titmuss a feminist? Hahahahahahaha…..
I’m not a confused male Abi, I’d love to fuck your arse off.
No. I think it is true to say that Ed Balls would sell his soul to get the leadership of the Labour Party.
I want it as badly as he does. Sadly , this poorly , flawed man with poor communication skills , is , as you and I know, NOT going to succeed!!
Agreed. D Milliband will be the choice, and Cameron has a fight on his hands.
Happy days are here again.
Eh ??
Good night lads and good banter.see yall again
Blinker’s blink rate was touching red a couple of times but interesting that he thinks the population of this country is 70 million… already? and when in sincere mode he declared it was very difficult keeping all the Balls in the air at the same time (don’t know what to make of that one).
Oh, with this you are spoiling us Mr Cadburys.
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