Totty Watch : Czech These MPs Out
The Czech parliament has had an influx of women and the centre-right liberal-conservative Public Affairs Party (Věci veřejné) is celebrating with a calendar of MPs. It features Katerina Klasnova, the vice-speaker of parliament (as Miss January) and Lenka Andrysova, 26, another member of parliament, who represents a district in rural Moravia and is completing a doctorate in political science. She is photographed reclining on a couch in dark stockings and a clingy knit top appears as Miss September. She says “There are different kinds of feminism”. Guido doesn’t really care about the politics. Enjoy…
Jana Parizkova is declared the Tuscan winner.
Also Katerina Klasnova – AKA Glazeknuckle to her admirers.
I heard that her followers were called “glazed knuckles”.
I’ll shag out
been there done that. Ban Tazers – you know it makes sense.
I want my personal Taser to protect me from narcissistic bullies like Mote.
We needa taser tsar.
Ha! But the Italians have la Cicciolina!
“had” Cicciolina, she has gone to porno paradise!!! Sob sob..
And we have Fiona MooseFace McTaggart, Sarah Teather, Lynne Featherstone, Diana Abbot-Costello and Lord Mandleson……yuk
Still….there is Luciana Berger, I suppose…….
Gloria dePiero? http://order-order.com/2010/03/20/glorious-gloria-gets-it/
Harmfulwoman would scream herself to death if something like this were planned here
Luciana Berger – 6 out of 10. Distinctly average, even if she is one of the better looking Labour MPs.
Privately educated too – presumably such things are only considered wrong when it’s a Tory MP that’s being talked about.
Caroline Nokes? fnarr…fnarr….fnarr…
Have just watched Jana Parizkova devouring a banana ……….
Memory loss can be caused by blood draining suddenly from the brain to other places.
I’m hard
Insufficient hydraulic pressure – pressure release valve not closed
Now you know why Richard Timney watched the excellent TelevisionX!
Well, we’ve got H Harman, N Dorries, H Blears, and Kieth Vaz’s sister…
Not to mention Diane Abbott and Theresa May
PLEASE, don’t mention Diane Abbott and Theresa May.
they’re calling for you
I’d do Theresa May. for Britain, of course.
Er, I may be thinking of the other Teresa May.
No he wasn’t. At best the Police shot him whilst he was in the act of blowing his own head off. At worst they wasted two tazer shotgun shells on an extremely recent corpse.
When one could have been fired at Brown and the other at Blair.
And who does the pathologist work for that is first called to the scene of a murder?
join us
Nope. Try as I might, I can’t summon up any sympathy for the murderous, wife beating, child beating arsehole.
Who cares? Hope this piece of shit rots for all eternity. A wife beater, a child beater, a murderer and a police informer – a man who would even gladly sell out his own kind. Personally that’s fine if he’s helping the police catch criminals, but pretty wrong by his own standards – he clearly wasn’t doing it out of any civic duty.
Whatever faults the police have, this scum got what he deserved.
There is no debt or deficit.Do you believe us
You’ve forgotten Margaret Beckett. Phwooooaaaarrrrr!!!!!
And the rest of the lovelies are:-
Ann Clywd, Dawn Primarolo, Glenda Jackson, Hilary Armstrong, Jacqui Smith, Joan Ruddock, Kate Hoey, Kitty Ussher, Margaret Hodge, Margaret Moran, Meg Hillier, Meg Munn, Patricia Hewitt, Ruth Kelly, Tessa Jowell, Vera Baird, Yvette Cooper.
That’ll give the Czechs some competition.
Bloody hell, you do ladyboys as well?
I think I’ll give that calender a miss.
Enough to turn me gay that lot !
You seem to be forgetting Anne Widdecombe
And Maggie Moran, Angela Eagles.. and Flinty..cwaahh!
Like a German swingers party.
None of our lot are cause for a Jodrell.
So fuck the Czechs and the Italians for that matter if they think that the UK cant put up 12 calender MP cuties
Wait until Sally Bercow becomes an MP; ok hardly spring totty but the slapometer reading will take off
And Sarah ‘strap on’ Teather.
She is more suited for the pages of ‘Tales of the Riverbank’ than a saucy calendar
This will get Paragnostic going again:
http://tinyurl.com/24fan2o
Don’t forget Margaret Beckett!
I’ll try to if you don’t mind.
With or without the nosebag? Which is sexier? hmmmm
Maybe paper bag
The Labour sisterhood has an equally saucy calender planned.I’m Miss May.
I’m Ms. December.
I’m Ms. Anytime.
I’m Missing.
And I’m anyones
I’m mistake
And I’m Miss-Take.
And I’m on the shortlist.
(Got connections you know nudge nudge)
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…. herrrumph!
Is that you, tat? No, on reflection if it was there’d probably be about 1,500 faps before the money shot.
Can a money shot happen without money?
Yes, it’s called working a week in hand….
Who is this tat you keep on mentioning?
No one. Thieves fucked off before the election.
Anyone on these threads claiming to be Thieves is a liar.
Posters that use his moniker are frauds.
End of.
No I didn’t I was on straight after rubbing it in about my winnings remember.
Tat was a cheese eating surrender monkey. As with Gary Ellsby he’s moved on but his ghost keeps lingering here.
Harridan will be horrified, the idea that a woman can be sexually attractive to the opposite sex and still be intelligent and successful, is an anathma to ugly, uptight feminazis like her.
Harriet herself:
sexually attractive to the opposite sex FAIL
intelligent FAIL
successful FAIL
Probably not even a good shag.
Oh she is – she’s dirty as hell. Why do you think I married her?
Have you given her a pearl necklace?
To get an election.
She’s on my all woman shortlist, if they’re old enough to bleed, they’re old enough to butcher! 16 to 60 if they can’t walk, wheel them in!
Fuckseck I’m resigning from the lords and standing in a by-election in Prague.
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This is nothing new, I appeared on a calender with Janet Street Porker and Esther Rancid.
I still smile at it when I visit my local vet
So, Google Earth use my arse as a night shot!
They use my varicose veins as a map of the Norfolk Broads
rub turnips on em nell
good luck to ‘em; what alovely way to run a country; i’m catching the next plane
‘Fraid it would have to be a Gay calendar for U.K. Politicians, though not necessarily an all male short-list.
Gay pedo calender you mean.
Wonder who actually runs the place ? Can’t seriously believe it’s any of this lot.
The Madame of course.
Where’s the calendar of the male politicians in sultry and seductive poses?! I want to see some flabby, hairy, pale men legs.
Well comic would be best.
Mr Gordon Brown sitting in the middle of his New York hotel bed in his boxers throwing nokias as Mr January.
Followed by Prescott. Tom Watson and Ed Balls for whom suitable poses and locations would have to be found. And there’s plenty more pale hairy legged flabby one’s where they came from.
Prescott on the lawn with a strategically placed crocqet mallet.
Watson in a blacked out room, please.
Ed Balls holding his namesake, wearing a mortar board only.
I would like to talk about vaginal discharge
You are Miss..December?
You just opened your mouth so consider it done.
Ding Dong!
Ping Pong!
I demand an Emily Nomates calendar!!!!
Eeeew.
Ask and ye shall receive, Ms. Nomates.
They give me the horn.
help help i have got peanut butter in my pants
Get rid of it. Peanut butter spreads.
Make sure it doesn’t spread.
Better than a piece of bacon. That would cash a rasher.
What is that woman doing with that dog?
I am sure there’s a south pole joke here somewhere
you surely mean:
What is that russell doing with his jack?
It all put a bit of lead into the pencil to sign an EDM or two…
Out of all the interesting things that are happening is this the best that you can Blog about Guido? Yawn, yawn – boring, boring, boring!
Yes.
No pleasing the gayers.
I wonder if any of these lasses would like a blow on me vuvuzela.
I feel wet all of a sudden.
Never mind all that stuff, how can I get a copy?
Guido, is it available from Amazon?
I used to live in the Czech Republic and boy oh boy British gents do we have the worst women in the world. In a nutshell what I really liked about Czech women is
1. They Dont Hate Men
2. They Are Highly Intelligent
3. They Embrace Their Femininity
God,,,some of you lot that have lived here all your lives have no idea how bad our women are in attitude and looks. those pointy noses and chins look crap on them the day they hit 32. During uring my travels British mens looks were highly regarded by many women I met, they like that chisle chin look on a blioke, but almost universally our women are not well liked for both attitude and looks. The pointy features were mentioned a lot. Yes yes yes, at first I defended our women, but during a few trips back it becasme obvious. I had just grown accustomed to their looks, attitude and general drabness,
What en effin difference it was to walk in to bars and restaurants and be able to strike up a conversation with an Intelligent woman without being made to feel like a rapist. czech Republic was good for that.
On the very day after my arrival back to this Sh** Hole I was in a bar just standing at the counter and simply asked this girl standing next to me if she would like a drink. She answered – F*K OFF…just like that, no explanation, no reasons why.
I cant wait to get out of this country again. Im working real hard on it..
You are Tony Blair and I claim, etc.
Women of Britain say “Go”!
It’s the secret British women don’t want to get out, if you are a young british male the best thing you can do is travel around Europe and meet real women and not get tied down to some fat hopeless slag over here.
They will put you down and insult you to ruin your self confidence and feel you have no where else to go but these ugly bitches but as I want out says which is the truth once you get out meet some proper women around Europe you will see and experience the truth.
I remember some poll of a decade or so ago, which decided that british women drink too much, dress too badly and are far to easy to seduce.! Similarly a poll of young european males a couple of years ago found that most men wanted to sleep with ( in order, but memory…) Italian women, then Swedish ,then French. British women came top of the poll for nationalities that young men in europe had managed to have sex with. Great well done girls; you are loud, drunken, common, scruffy but you are the scrubbers of europe.
To Well Heeled. You are absolutely spot on.British women do not want us to find out how good Eastern European women are because once you have dated a czech,polish or russian girl ,you will realise what a dead loss british women are. It is time that British men declared an anti-anglo feminazi bitch marriage strike and then go off and marry foreign women,leaving the feminists unmarried,childless and forced to go out to work . Then when they have finished at the daily treadmill, they can go home and cry themselves to sleep for the children they will never have….. PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!!!!
Your’e an ugly c*nt thats why
Poor use of apostrophe there Beast: most unlike you.
To 72. I totally agree with you. I’ve been twice to the Czech Republic and the women there are absolutely fantastic.They respect men ,they are highly intelligent and cultured and they are completely and utterly feminine. Like you I can’t wait to go back.British women by contrast are ( with a few exceptions) a complete waste of blood and organs.That is why more and more British men are rejecting British women and going on MARRIAGE STRIKE. To add insult to injury they are turning to Czech and other Eastern European women because they are a thousand times better.
Czech These MPs Out
what about Czecking them in….??
how’s the economy over there……..?
Any chance that if I make a move towards any of these, then it’ll end up Czech-mate?
Or, if we were palying draaughts, if I made a move would she jump?
They look weird, like all politicians. These pictures are overexposed, to hide how weird they look, but they do look weird.
I’m considering a move into politics. I’ve been told I have unique looks.
Want to be my Diary secretary ??
Want to be my Dairy secretary?
A timely reminder from inspector gadget of those unique looks, that always go far under a ZaNuLiebor regime:
http://inspectorgadget.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ikkkl1.jpg
Here’s a plan. Lets get rid of the cops. Later,whoever is left we will certainly respect each other. Imagine the savings.
Cheap hos:
http://img.blesk.cz/img/1/gallery/408425_veci-verejne.jpg
They’re not my type.
get on the shit going down over on the boys in blue site.
http://inspectorgadget.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/lifting-the-stone-moat-hero-worship/#comments
‘Some people hate Police, you have to wonder why. Some people are simply stupid.’
lol.
Is it the Silly Season yet please?
Yes, Sir William: see post 95 below.
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I will be making my
maidenmangled speech in the House of Lords today. So, if you’re an insomniac, come along and listen….http://tinyurl.com/345e8gg
Prescott’s maiden speech is ‘low carbon technologies’.
No doubt that will be based upon his superior knowledge of the subject gained from his Honorary Degree awarded by that Shanghai University.
It’s been changed to ‘ no hard-on gynaecology’, based on superior knowledge gained from my years as Deputy Prime Minister awarded by Shagmy staff academy.
OT, but just looking at that scary picture of Bliar over on the right here, with those piercing blues eyes, I get the feeling that HE knows exactly what happened to Dr Kelly.
That’s really spooky, his picture seems to come and go!!
His eyes follow you around the room.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E9uVCPBdB2k/RyoZsS8fGII/AAAAAAAAAW8/FGOt_hSp9Qw/s400/louise.jpg
We have some very attractive young women as MP’s that equal these.
To mention just a few Louise Bagshawe ( a very worthy replacement for the disgraced Mr Hope in Corby), Stella Creasy a new labour MP for Walthamstowe and let’s not forget Caroline Dinenage mp for Gosport. And there’s loads more. The Brits too can do brains and beauty!
If you think louise bagshawe is ‘very attractive’ you need to get out a bit more.
I’d give her 5/10 and maybe even a shag to after 8 pints of stella when my standards are alot lower.
just looked at the other two milfs you list and all i can say is you DEFINITELY need to get out more mate.
Or go to specsavers.
Nadine, Nadine. Nadine, and Nadine
Just think boyos, if these were Muslims all you’d get is the Black Ant Hill Calender, and only some saddo with a goat to spare would get a shufti.
http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/miss_indonesia_universe_2006_miss_universe_2006_nadine_chandrawinata_indonesian_muslim_women_nadine_in_bikini.jpg
Sir RT that is not always true.
Not a muslim our Nadine.
On July 19, 2006, Nadine was reported to the police by the Islamic Front Defenders (Front Pembela Islam) for her involvement in the 2006 Miss Universe Pageant. She was accused of breaking the Code of Law 281, edict number 02/U/1984, regarding Cultural and Educational conducts. Indonesian law forbids any kind of involvement in beauty pageants and considers such an indecency. Nadine was one of several people who were reported for this misdemeanor, and others included Miss Indonesia 2004 Artika Sari Devi .
Born Hannover with siblings named ‘Marcel’ and ‘Mischa’.
Quite obviously non-muslim, she is still alive!
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of all its victims may be the most oppressive
I know a lot about blank czechs
Lord Haw Haw here. So English,what there are left of you. What do you think of the avenging angel Moat who tried to lead you all to freedom?.Or have your corrupt owned by the media corporation politicians already changed your feeble minds?haw haw haw haw haw haw.
Pig Ratbang is not really blind. The filth are faking it to draw attention away from the fact they deliberately executed Moaty using illegal weapons.
1. XRep Taser rounds are not legal in Britain (despite what the gay lying shit in the Home Office say).
2. Two low velocity shotgun blasts (XRep projectiles) can be heard on the audio of the execution before an ordinary shotgun catridge is discharged. The pigs are lying whey say they have no idea what happened. They were seen training with shotguns firing XReps a few hours before Moaty was executed (after they turned the floodlights off to execute Moaty in the dark).
3. It seems almost impossible that Moaty would have been able to scream, or even be conscious, if he had actually shot himself in the head at point-blank range with a shotgun – even with a reduced barrel. Almost certainly, the pigs tasered Moaty then shot him in the face with a shotgun, from distance, and are lying about Moaty shooting himself.
4. It seems highly likely that Moaty was alive with survivable injuries after the cowardly police attack, but was deliberately executed at the scene or killed in the ambulance by the pigs.
This whole thing stinks.
The pigs are very badly out of control and lying like cu-nts.
The media are poodles of the pigs and will print any lying shite the pigs feed them.
The IPCC is a shower of shite sucking pig coks.
The coroner David Mitford is a slimy lying cu-unt covering for the pigs
The fucking pigs are swaggering around armed to the teeth like they own Britain. The criminal shit pigs have no respect for the law.
I have no doubtat all that the police are lying. That’s the one thing we can be certain about.
Moat got what he deserved. A pity he didn’t get it quicker and cheaper.
http://peterreynolds.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/moats-last-moments-are-all-our-policemen-wonderful/
Get to bed.
I havenay need fer yer Czech wimmin, I’ve got me own here in Kircuddly
That’s your mum that is.
This is sexist! Mandleson cannot work with anythung
Having carefully considered our candidates, I think a calendar featuring the back ends of old London buses would be a more attractive proposition. You know, the sort you could get on and off quickly and in one go.
Blair’s babes? I ask you!
All such a contrast to our own fragrant shit-for-brains Fiona McFuckingUgly.
What ever it takes to run a country!!