July 14th, 2010

Don’t Go AWOL Gordon, Just Go

Gordon held a party at London Zoo on Sunday, he had another party at Labour HQ on Monday. He is becoming something of a party boy. He has even been seen smiling manically around Portcullis House and found time to meet and greet a visiting member of the Kennedy clan.

What about the job the taxpayers pay him for and the voters elected him to do? Nothing. He hasn’t turned up for a single vote. The man who promised in May to to get up every morning and fight for fairness every day didn’t vote against regressively raising VAT on the poor, didn’t speak in the budget debate, didn’t vote on the Finance Bill or show up for the opposition debate on jobs and the unemployed.

He should stand down and get a job he wants to do. Going AWOL is unacceptable.


149 Comments

  1. 1
    MI7 says:

    9/11 was an inside job and GB knew all along.

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    • 3
      Dig for Victory says:

      Who’s achieving more of their objectives, Alchy Aida or Western democracy?

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      • 9
        MI7 says:

        ‘alchy aida’ and western democracy are two fingers from the same hand.

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        • 16
          the cia is listening says:

          yeah, because there’s them shadows on Neil Armstrong’s moon photos, and the plane don’t fit into the hole in the pentagon. also i saw mr rothschild walk into the whitehouse holding hands with bigfoot.

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          • Can't remember my moniker says:

            There cannot be any purpose to life. if Gordon Brown is the answer.

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          • Don’t forget the Lusitania..Inside job wasn’t it.
            And Pearl harbour. Even the bloody Titanic was a government plot to attack Iceland. Only they were 100 years too soon..but it all adds up..if you ignore the bits that don’t.

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          • Hang The Bastards says:

            THIEVING FUCKING SCUMBAG !

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        • 18
          Abdul Northtower says:

          7/7 was the same.

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    • 17
      sukyspook says:

      THIS is what Gordon really aspires to – listen right to the end……:

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      • 21
        Thanks Muppet says:

        and what they are getting instead of a country revolting is the whole world revolution.

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        • 35
          9mm Semi Automatic says:

          When you nutters are living under sharia law and wringing your hands about it like white people today wring their hands about slavery that had nothing to do with them will you finally realise the stupidity of your own lines of thought.

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        • 68
          we are millions and millions and we're coming to get you says:

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    • 75
      PM says:

      Brown’s been AWOL since 1997.

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      • 80
        Maximus says:

        He’s been away with the fairies since the summer of ’68.

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      • 81
        Boing Boing says:

        Brown really needs to be punished for what he has done.If there is Karma, he will rot in Hell sooner rather than later.

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        • 97
          PM says:

          I fear that nobody from the last Labour government will be held accountable for the gigantic fucking mess they’ve left.

          I mean, from 2005 onwards, the papers were full of stories about an imminent housing crash, and that the UK had run-up £1 trillion on plastic. What did Gordon do? Fuck all.

          A couple of weeks ago, some old scrubber was complaining (on the BBC of course) about her dilapidated local school. The finger was already pointing at the Coalition.

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          • Honest View says:

            The Coalition needs to point out that, with all their cuts, they are not reducing the debt, simply reducing the rate at which it’s growing.
            I suppose, though, that that’s too difficult a concept for the Great British People to grasp.
            We’re doomed because we’re too stupid. Prepare for more Labour lunacy in 4 years’ time.

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        • 146
          Tesco Is Shite says:

          Nobody in Hell wants a sad, pathetic fucker like that clogging up the place. They’ll sink his boat in the middle of the Stix.

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    • 148
      Teflon Blaaare says:

      Hes’ probably being kept in the Liff Psyhiatric Hospital just outside Dundee. Of course Matron has to let him out every now and again to refresh his delusions of grandeur.

      Oh nooo, Matron. One must not make fun of Ex-PMs.

      if Gordon Brown is the question…. What is the Answer….. Confused!! You bet.!!!

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  2. 2
    Old Tory says:

    Britain’s debt: The untold story…

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/britainrsquos-debt-the-untold-story-2025979.html

    How can anybody do this to the next generation?

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    • 10
      Mrs Rochester says:

      Traitors and thieves

      Zanu Labour to their eternal shame;;

      And their financiers and handers on…

      We know their names

      Especially those who made £millionsout of PFI etc

      Will they be investigated by the Serious fRAUD sQUAD;;,,

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      • 116
        Jack Hawkins says:

        Never forget the people voted for these crooks they got what they deserve.
        Now this new shower will do the same they are only interested in what the can get for themselves. If some Arab gave they £1 million each they would sell the country into slavery.

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    • 12
      Accountant says:

      And how can ANYONE take ANY LABOUR politican seriously with this grotesque and

      appalling result of their MASSIVE FRAUD ON THE BRITSH PEOPLE ?

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      • 147
        Tesco Is Shite says:

        It’s simple, Accountant. Cyclops brought in tens of thousands of Liabore-voting immigrants. “British jobs for British people.” He knew that they, and the army of unemployed, cider-drinking wankers watching TV all day would keep him in office. He was almost right. That 30% would vote Liabore even if their dole and free TV licences were taken away.

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    • 14
      MI5 says:

      It’s even more impressive than what Madoff did…

      His fraud only cost about $ 55 billion…

      The Fraud of Brown, Madenls and Blair runs into £ TRILLIONS…

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    • 23
      Bankonus says:

      ask a banker?

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    • 23
      Engineer says:

      It would be interesting to know what the nation’s financial position was in 1997, just for purposes of comparison.

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      • 41
        9mm Semi Automatic says:

        Because Socialists only care about themselves, they just manage to convince enough people otherwise.

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      • 42
        Kilobar says:

        Maggie could give you that off the top of her head,ask her while there’s time.

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        • 117
          Sir Ian Paisley says:

          “Maggie could give you that off the top of her head,ask her while there’s time”

          Dont forget the Tories took us into the EU disaster that’s when we stopped been a Nation. Now you cant do anything without the EUs permission.
          Brown, Cameron. Clegg they are all EU lackeys.
          Cant wait for Turkey to join!

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    • 44
      Anonymous says:

      Knowingly having an unelected insane idiot in charge of the country/economy for 13 years and not doing anything about it (in fact trying to shore-up the man who they knew was totally insane and destroying the country), deliberately doing more economic damage in real terms than 2 world wars combined, destroying all our core freedoms and trying to rig the boundaries in their favour repeatedly.

      All the labour MPs who were in parliament from 1997 to 2010 should be fucking shot.

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    • 79
      Tessa Tickles says:

      “Failure to cut back now or raise taxes .. will leave future taxpayers with an additional burden of £200,000 each over their lifetimes to pay for the public services enjoyed by this and previous generations. Even with current plans to reduce the deficit, the tax bill would still be as high as £150,000 over the life of someone born in 2011.”

      I honestly feel sick.

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  3. 4
    Had enough says:

    Go now, you hoon.

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    • 69
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Absolutely!!!

      I had the misfortune to drive through Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath this week.

      What a shithole!!! Talk about somewhere to stick an emema tube!!!

      As far as parliamentary representation is concerned they have got exactly what they deserve in Gormless Broon.

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  4. 5

    BROWN IS DEEPLY IMMATURE AND NEEDY. (So was Blair.)

    That drove him to the top. Westminster works like that. Clever not wise.

    While the Westminster Ethos endures we are stuffed.

    SPOIL PARTY GAMES then dismantle Westminster.

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  5. 6
    Nigella says:

    anybody for a cup cake?

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  6. 7
    Mrs Rochester says:

    I have an attic for Gordon…

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  7. 8
    Popeye says:

    Did you really expect anything else from the control freak?
    One other point. PM’s questions today, I want an interpreter for those non-english speaking members from north of the border.

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  8. 11
    socialists ruined my country says:

    cleaning the poo out of the bottom of the baboon cage is about the only job he’s skilled enough to do

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  9. 13
    Toilets MugLiar says:

    But, but, but Gordon’s ‘bashing a keyboard and is fizzing with ideas’……

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  10. 20
    Gordon says:

    Going AWOL is the job I want to do right now

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  11. 22
    Honest Citizen says:

    All pension payments; êrks and Police protection should be immediately removed from any member of the Labour Government between 1997 and 2010

    They have wrecked the country and that is the least they should pay…

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  12. 23

    “didn’t vote against regressively raising VAT on the poor”

    Is it cos VAT is progressive?

    General rule – if you’re on the same side as Richard Murphy, you’re
    (a) an idiot; and
    (b) wrong.

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    • 74

      That general is correct, but lets not pretend that a sales tax is progressive.

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      • 112
        Tessa Tickles says:

        All tax is theft, but VAT’s better than an income tax. I’d rather we paid more tax when we buy crud we want but don’t need – and I buy very little – than lose more of my salary, which mostly goes in the bank.

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        • 130
          English Viking says:

          VAT on food, heating, insurance, air-travel, fuel, clothes etc. In what way are these things ‘crud we don’t need’?

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    • 141
      You can do percentages but you can't think says:

      If a middle income family pays a bit more tax, they can afford the same lifestyle, except Tarquin and Jemimah inherit a slightly smaller nestegg.

      If a low income family pays a bit more tax, then it’s Cardboard Flakes and water for breakfast.

      See the difference?

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  13. 26
    A Geordie cop says:

    We all acted like stars in a our own show because our boss was a gonk acting out in front of the cameras too

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  14. 27
    Baboon's arse says:

    Mandelson’s memoirs describe one Downing Street meeting in which Harriet Harman, the party’s deputy leader, proposed an election campaign based around three Fs – future, family and fairness.

    In response, Mandelson and two senior colleagues – Alistair Darling, the then chancellor, and Douglas Alexander, then international development secretary and Labour’s campaign co-ordinator – came up with three Fs of their own: Futile, Finished, F*****.

    ——————————

    Anyone got any more ideas?

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    • 36
      Bob says:

      No…

      This collection of baboons’ arses is quite anough..

      This was the level of discussion at Zanu Labour’s Cabinet meetings while the country sank under their massive debts…

      You could not make it up…

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    • 38
      Jackie says:

      Alky “Depression” Campbell must have been in on that meeting as well…

      Just about his level…

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      • 46
        Bobbie says:

        Mrs Rochester Brown was also the cause of at least one of Bad Al’s nervous breakdowns…

        And according to Campbell’s diaries, Mandelson had to get medical help because of the said Gordon as well…

        Brown has devastated everything and everyone around him for two decades now…

        Amazing that noone took him out…

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    • 39
      Engineer says:

      Making the country skint is a funny sort of ‘fairness’.

      I don’t mean funny ha-ha, either.

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      • 51
        MI5 says:

        This whole story of madness, national ruin and devastation has become quite surreal…

        That it was allowed to happen shows there were/are no constitutional barriers to stop the madness until it was too late…

        Truth is stranger than fiction…..

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  15. 28
    .243 Win says:

    Just about everywhere where I’ve been employed, there’s been a clause in the contract that says anything you invent or produce while you’re being paid by the Company remains the Company’s property, to exploit as they will.

    So if we, the taxpayers are paying for this shitbag not to turn up and do his elected duty, we should own his output.

    Trouble is, I can’t think that there’ll be any market for whatever drivel McTwat pens (or has ghostwritten…)

    Just a thought but is it technically fraud/obtaining money by deception for him to be paid to do one job and then very obviously use the time to pursue some other interest ?

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    • 78
      Tessa Tickles says:

      I’ve had contracts like that, too, but it’s probably different for MPs as they (the ones who aren’t illiterate) often write articles for newspapers for personal gain, so I should think they’ve got themselves covered.

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  16. 30
    Franco says:

    Fascist.

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  17. 31
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wake up every morning wanting to…

    …do a jobby in my pants.

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  18. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    You guys just don’t get it do you ? Get real. Not bothering to turn up at the house of commons started in America. It did not start in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath. America’s to blame. I’ve done nothing wrong. It’s not my fault.

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  19. 37
    Hugh Janus says:

    Well said Guido, keep hammering away at this because it is a scandal.

    It’s a great pity that his attendance record wasn’t as bad as this when he was in office. Just think how much better of we would be now.

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  20. 45
    Hugh Janus says:

    O/T I know, but they always cut the good stuff and replace it with dross:

    http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2010/07/in-an-age-of-soundbite-tv-the-bbc-shouldnt-be-axeing-straight-talk.html

    Brillo is very good at what he does and we need more, not fewer, in-depth interviews if we are to keep our politicians on their toes.

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    • 59
      Sir William Waad says:

      As Lemmy would say

      “So now we are the lost,
      And now we are the last,
      Living in a nightmare,
      Broken dreams, love turned mean,
      Living in the past.”

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  22. 52
    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    This says more about the current goverments lack of balls than the desperate lows we all knew a shitstain of humanity like Gordon Brown would sink too.

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  23. 53
    Kilobar says:

    THe cops on Sky describing Moat shooting him.,it should lower the hero worship for Moat.

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    • 61

      He is the new Robber Hoodie.
      He lived in a forest and wore green pants..and he shot maid Marion..and he read Little-John.

      Its history repeating itself…

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  24. 54
    Stop the Jizzlamification of Europe says:

    Let’s all admit something we all know. We love to hate Gordon Brown. It’s enjoyable to take the piss out of this evil sack of shit. For all the damage and destruction this sociopath wrought on Britain, the entertainment value of his behaviour has been stellar. Even with him out of power, we still enjoy taking the piss. It’s the equivalent of the 19th century public visits to lunatic asylums to laugh at the afflicted. We all secretly enjoy it when we read about the latest sighting of Brown or the latest anecdote about his pathological behaviour. That is, ultimately, this man’s political legacy. Not just the untold damage he did to this country, the corruption, the lies, the bullying, but that, in the final analysis, he will be remembered as a sad joke, a laughing stock, a carnival grotesque. Someone who longed to be seen as a legendary political statesman has instead ended up a punchline in politics, a figure of fun. And he fucking deserves it.

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    • 82
      Can't remember my moniker says:

      And we could have had it for the £25 price of a ticket to the theatre rather than the £60,000 tab we have picked up so far with the clock still ticking.

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    • 110
      Honest View says:

      I’d like to jump forward to 2030 and see what Brown’s reputation will be. I suspect there will be bewilderment that such a disfunctional calamity got away with it for more than a week.
      There needs to be some public inquiry into these last few years. If we can drag up Bloody Sunday, I’m sure we can investigate what happened in this disastrous decade.

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  25. 55

    Tony Blair stepped down in 2010, after 13 years of continuous, benevolent and productive rule. He , and his chancellor for 13 years too, Yvette Cooper, had laid the foundations for prosperity. We just want to remind you of that…There was no one else. No third mandy, no mental patient banging his head on the wall in number 11. Despite what you may think you remember, you don’t.

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    • 77
      Tony Blair says:

      There was definately no one banging on the adjoining wall at three in the morning shouting “You bastard! You said you would step down!”

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      • 85
        I hate New Labour says:

        And *nobody* dangled keys in front of the great leader demanding he vacate…

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    • 136
      Hang The Bastards says:

      IS Yvette still sucking off a TELEGRAPH’s pole ??

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  26. 56
    Sir William Waad says:

    Can’t we drop him on Iran?

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  28. 58
    All in it together says:

    Have any of the other 649 arsewipes raised stink about it?

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  29. 60
    News Desk says:

    a bit of payback from the yorkshire.

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  30. 63
    justleaving PMQ's for some breaking newszzz... says:

    I notice BBC News 24 went AWOL from PMQ’s again. ‘ Just leaving PMQ’s for some breaking news about Moaty etc..’
    Then 10 minutes slagging off Cameron while he’s still answering questions.
    Must be the BBC’s new policy to downplay PMQ’s since their ‘Dear Leader’ resigned and that awful Tory took power. I suspect al ja beeb are also getting a look at the questions as they seem to leave PMQ’s just as Cameron is getting into his stride.

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    • 66
      Gordon Broon's Granny says:

      That would be the ‘breaking’ Moaty news that was on their website 2 hours before.

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    • 111
      Rat's arse says:

      If we all failed to pay our licence fee, there would be bugger all anyone could do about it AND it would be the end of the BBC! Shall we begin?

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      • 129
        EU funds BBC coffers (See any conflict of interest there?) says:

        How many are still sitting on the fence about this? Why are so many of you still thinking about it?? Act! A clue is in the name.

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  31. 65
    Gordon Broon's Granny says:

    If he is attending all these parties I hope his carer is keeping him away from the candles on the cake. We don’t want any nasty accidents. Look what happened in Afghanistan

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  32. 71
    Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Where’s my money ?

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    • 86
      Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

      Seriously , enter the words Gordon Brown pledge into google and gaze in utter disbelief at the resulting pages.

      We pay his salary and his bonusses and second home.

      So what is he doing with it ?

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  33. 88
    Penfold says:

    Ain’t there a rule about nutters and lunies being in the house and voting.

    I know its a bit late to apply the regs, But, this could be the cause.

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  34. 92
    Doc Trough says:

    Attn of Gordiron: GET TO FUCKING WORK! Or get tae fuck.

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  35. 93
    Hello Moato says:

    Country full of nuts gets nutty government and crackerjack PM

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  36. 94
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    As Stalin used to say – ‘Shoot the mad dog’.

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  37. 95
    Take note fuzz says:

    Just read a good one about the next Raoul Moat maybe a suicide bomber.

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  38. 96
    Kilobar says:

    don’t go crowing while your in front mate or karma may come round and bite you on the arse.

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  39. 98
    Oc the noo (cu-nts) says:

    If you are 15 minutes late for a Jobcentre (non-job-shit box full of retarded parasitic public sector cu-nts) interview, the subhuman filth will do their utmost to stop your dole for 6 months.

    How come this worthless filthy Scotch animal can thieve tens of £thousands of Public money and not even bother to go to work.

    We should declare war on Sotchland and nuke ever last one of the evil loony Scotch bastard shit.

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    • 101
      John Bull says:

      Dave stuck a good one up an SNP member at pmqs – after the scotch c’unt had moaned about losses of jobs with the defence review, he said that he thought jocko was confused and that they didn’t want the British forces on their soil – or some such. It was nice to see an Englishman in charge telling the scotch nationalists to fuck off.

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    • 106
      The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

      You must be Scotchish to know to know the inside of a job centre
      I walk past one on the way to M&S and its full off sexy looking black girls with massive knockers and pumped up booties
      I’m tempted to sign on just to be degraded by them

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  40. 100
    Sir Fred the Shred says:

    Well yil no git me. Em in Spain. So get it upya jimmy.

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  41. 103
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Be fair
    McMental does a lot of good work for charity
    Actually he doesnt does he?

    Let me tick a few Gordo boxes

    Hangs around school playgrounds
    Greasy hair
    Sinister fake smile
    Badly dressed
    Pretends that he is a father
    Never had a girlfriend untill he married Nellie the Elephant
    Hangs around with Homosexuals
    Halitosis
    Scottish
    Scottish
    Scottish
    Obese and Scottish
    Is Scottish
    Holidayed in a notorious queer resort until he met Nellie the Elephant and pleaded with her to marry him as Neil Kinnock had told him to get married to any woman woman that would have him
    Ran around a kitchen after black man who didnt want to talk to him
    Shouts at underlings whilst in his underwear
    Is Scottish
    Locked himself in the lavatory (A Scottish one) and had to beg Blir to let him out(of the closet)
    Assaults women employees
    What a f**c**ng c**t

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  42. 104

    Visiting a member of the Kennedy clan? As that bunch all came to strange and grisly ends, I take it you just mean Gordon’s been hallucinating again.

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  43. 113
    Flash Gordon says:

    I am not on medication for being a mentalist! And if I was it probably would have started in America.

    I am going back to cottaging Wimbledon Common, hopefully the police will be more understanding than they were in 1983.

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  44. 115
    anonymous says:

    maybe we should invite the fat fucker to one of our parties and wine and dine him, then slowly tie wire around his fucking neck and garotte the bastard. slowly mind

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  45. 119
    Lard Prescott of Pies says:

    All you little people can complain as much as you like we don’t give a f*&% .
    Worse Speaker ever made a Lord.
    Biggest crook to hold office Mandelson made a Lord.
    Worse Police Commission ever made a Lord.
    Best Deputy PM ever [that’s me] made a Lard.

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  46. 120

    There has been a lot of anti scottish talk on this thread.

    I don’t like it, please stop.

    Let’s keep this political.

    The Beast of Clerkenwell has gone over the score.

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    • 121
      I hate New Labour says:

      Scotland gave us Blair and Brown.

      You surely understand why England might be a teensy bit upset by this?

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    • 122
      Unsworth says:

      Fuck off Scotchman. Your lot have done far too much damage already.

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      • 128
        Scotchman says:

        Leave Gorrrrrdon McTobin alone.

        He might have made the odd minor mistake but his platitudes were marvellous.

        You English will never understand.

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  47. 123
    M Hall says:

    Just out of interest, what is David Laws’ attendance record like these days? Don’t hear much about him.

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    • 132
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      Here’s a sad little piece from his website. It would take a heart of stone not to laugh, as our old friend Oscar said:

      ‘ 24 Jun 2010 :On Tuesday this week I sat in the House of Commons to hear George Osborne deliver his first Budget. This was one of many Budgets which I have listened to over the years, but it was the only one to which I had contributed myself – in my short time in the Treasury as Chief Secretary. Frankly, it was frustrating to be watching a Budget that I had helped shape in some small way, without being a part of it all on the day, but that is now all water under the bridge.’

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  48. 127
    angelnstar says:

    http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/eclipse-the-destruction-of-new-labour/

    ECLIPSE; THE DESTRUCTION OF NEW LABOUR! A Gothic Horror Story.

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  49. 134
    Great Granddad says:

    An MP failing to attend parliament for two weeks running should have his pay and expenses stopped. That would sort out Sinn Fein as well as our late unlamented great leader,

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  50. 142
    NorthernGit says:

    mad ..bad..dangerous and gutless

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  51. 145

    Maybe he finds partying better than being serious

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  52. 149
    chief cashier says:

    He,s just doing what millions of Labour voters do. Fuck All, and, getting paid for it.

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