July 13th, 2010

Gordon Partying at the Zoo

Guido hears Gordon and Sarah have held another party besides the one at Labour HQ last night.  This was held at London Zoo in the Mappin Pavillion overlooking the wallabies and emus. It was a thank you for campaign helpers.  Sue Nye was there (without any bigoted women) as was Kirsty McNeill his 29 year-old lesbian chief-of-staff (a.k.a. Eva Brown since her speech writing days in the Downing Street bunker).

The zoo must be a favourite haunt for the Browns, the week before Sarah was there at an event as the guest of Lord Paul.

Incidentally, Channel 4 News’ Gary Gibbon has got his parties muddled up, it wasn’t last night, it was on Sunday.


  1. 1
    John Cipher says:

    I’m on the wrong side of the bars.

    E. Mu

  2. 2
    NuAttackDog says:

    First the World…….next the whales

  3. 3
    Spank Sinatra says:

    I see Sarah has had her hair done again………..

  4. 4
    Rob Griffiths says:

    Jonah Brown in a zoo? I’ve always thought he should be behind bars for nearly bankrupting the country and his open door immigration policy, but this wasn’t what I had in mind.

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    Engineer says:

    Guido, you’re a sucker for pictures of good looking birds, aren’t you?

    Is this one any relation to Mr Slater’s Parrot?

  6. 6
    Tom FD says:

    Gary Gibbon in the zoo? Surely not

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    gj says:

    Gordon’s looking slimmer although even greyer in your picture! Perhaps his sabbatical is agreeing with him?

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    Jack says:

    Kirsty understands the new media – she knows that in this day and age it’s as important for a politician to be seen on handbag.com or Nigerian Women’s Radio as it is Newsnight.”

    A colleague in Number 10 described her in less glowing terms however, referring to her “typical left wing feminist streak.”

    Educated at the High School of Glasgow, she went on to Balliol College, becoming President of the Oxford University Student Union and a world debating champion before starting her career at the homeless charity Shelter

    Another eliitist privileged Zanu Labour Leninist…

    But she has missed her chance by 200 years…

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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Um Gordon, could you possibly go to the House of Commons please to discuss your fucking mental destruction of Britain’s economy?
    After your mad hatters tea party of course

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    JMI5 says:


    Just an idea for a future thread…

    Was there anyone in the Zanu Labour ranks who gave a damn about Britain…?

    Blair, Campbell, Mandelson, Brown and Prescott obviously were just thinking about their little selves…and their litte social climbing and their little power perks……and their little feuds…and their 15 minutes of fame…from 1995 onwards

    That says it all…

    There are the Frank Fields, Kate Hoeys and Huttons of their world who did care about their country and the people of Britain…

    Are there any others…???

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    sinosimon says:

    as close to going down under with sarah as he has ever got………………

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    Are you feeling peckish? says:

    … good pic of Brown after the course of medication he’s been on…

  13. 13
    P. Doff says:

    Whale oil beef hooked!

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    In The Know says:

    Field – erm, no

    Hutton – no

    Hoey -?

    nobody else

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    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Sarah must be cheesed off that the children are being sent to school in Scotland.

    Does Gordon have any idea how long it takes to get from Edinburgh to Canterbury by public transport?

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    Boxer Shorts says:

    I know, this is the ‘guess the photo competition’ isn’t it??

    It’s not Brown is it, with new hairstyle…??? Can’t be…..no wonder no one’s seen him lately!!

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    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    Gordon saved every one of those animals!

    He saved the world, including the pie-shops!

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    Old Enemies says:

    Kirsty McNeill you fat fucking rug munching failure I TOLD YOU I WOULD TAKE YOUR FUCKING SCALP IN UNIVERSITY DIDN’T I!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DIDN’T I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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    Tapestry says:

    why waste so much blog-space on old labour relics. their decomposing careers smell so bad, the zoo is the only place they can cover it up.

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    labour are utter wankers says:

    They’re all spanking their monkeys together.

  21. 21
    Nick Clegg says:

    Just found an absolute bargain on Ebay.
    Some bloke in Nigeria is selling army dog tags
    inscribed with your name, national insurance number,
    bank account and sort code details free of charge.
    Get in there quick.

  22. 22
    party animal says:

    WTF have they got to celebrate, the fucking losers? It’s us who should be holding street parties across the land to celebrate their demise.

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    Defunct ZaNuLiebor's 4th Reich says:

    Quote of the day:

    David Blunkett says…

    “Peter Mandelson fell in love with himself at an early age.”

    Whereas, I always said, in all honesty, I never once saw an illegal immigrant in all my time as Liebor’s Home Secretary

  24. 24
    greyfriars bobby says:

    That’s Alistair Darling.

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    Justice, what Justice says:


    “During the stand-off police were armed with the Taser XREP, which is still being tested. It is up to four times as powerful as a normal Taser. The Home Office confirmed today it was not approved for use by forces in England and Wales.”

    “At this stage the precise sequence of events regarding the discharge of Taser has not been established and is under investigation.”

    Even with some 40 – 50 armed police watching, the exact sequence of events is still a mystery?? Well, they should have gone to specsavers. Yet another police fuck up being whitewashed in front of our very eyes

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    And that is the end of the gnus says:

    We gnu Gordon was there.

  27. 27
    Save The World says:

    Only with the help of c.unts Bono and Sting

  28. 28
    I remember it well says:

    All together now, let’s sing

    ‘Tiger yellow ribbon round the okapi…’

  29. 29
    Gordiron o' the Manse says:

    Gie’s it up the Parson’s Nose wi’ yon wee roastie pig.

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    fly on the wall says:

    Gordon apparently hasen’t quite worked out that her utter failure as a speech writer contributed to his image as an uninspiring gloop bucket. What a div.

  31. 31
    Glenn Miller says:

    Pardon me boy, is that the cat-an-cougar choo choo?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Well, well, well, a party with Gordon Brown at the zoo? You metropolitan types really put us yokels into the shade with your edgy urban sophistication. What larks! Round here in Waad Magna we have to make do with folk dancing and incest.

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    Tom, Voice of the Valleys says:

    I’m trying to save the whales though when I eventually get the full set, I’m not sure that I’ll have room to store them.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe he’s missing the atmos of the HoC.

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    Sarah's special friend in Canterbury says:

    She said shell be here by midnight at the latest. Got my rug all nice and fresh for her.

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    Anonymous says:

    Old enemies, you nearly left me teary eyed at your ability to hold a grudge.

    One question, how do you know she has a rug?

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    Dack Blog says:

    Giraffe to make animal jokes?

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Deep down I can see you really like her – you just have to get more in touch with your feminine side I feel.

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    Brown should be in prison or hospital or a prison hospital says:

    I wonder if the baboons looked at Jonah and said to each other “We’ve got a new one joining us”.

  40. 40

    These comments just get my goat.
    Makes me all gruff.

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    ordure ordure says:

    What, rampant halitosis, and the smell of ordure?

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    Visiting Peter in the reptile house.

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    Engineer says:

    That’s all right as long as you keep it in the family.

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    Ban all Chavs says:

    People have been giving copper a hard time over the Moaty affair. But let’s remember a lot of them do a good job and have to deal with scum the rest of us wouldn’t want to look at let alone deal with day in, day out.

    I love seeing fuckwit chavs getting their comeuppance.

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    Engineer says:

    Don’t take it lion down, Bill.

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    Brown should be in prison or hospital or a prison hospital says:

    Peter’s in the London Dungeon

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    bum monkey says:

    And then they had a right laugh when one of them said, “I don’t fancy yours.”

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    concrete pump says:

    I’m surprised they didn’t hold the party at the aquarium, it would of hidden the smell.

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    Dack Blog says:

    You’ll just have to grin and bear it.

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    I'll get my coat says:

    Gibbon the chance, I’d join in.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    Tam Dalyell, Bob Marshall-Andrews. Now retired, sadly. Men who had careers of real achievement before entering politics, not the snivelling teenage pipsqueak ex-researchers we get these days.

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    unfit for purpose says:

    Shame the police seem to have eaten too many fucking donuts.

  53. 53
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    (flapflapflap) CHEEKEYMONKEY!!! (cuttle) (ting)

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    sinosimon says:

    but then he was a murderous thug who saved us a big bill by shooting himself, so who really cares? if only all psychotic scum were equally obliging the world would be a better place.

    and yes, i did turn that place on the board of the prison reform trust…..

  55. 55
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like doing a jobby in my suit.

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    Ruth Kelly's plaything says:

    ‘Channel 4 New’s Gary Gibbon ….’

    In the haste of the chase it must be easy to muddle one’s apostrophes*, but for me the laugh was the thought of a Gibbon in the zoo.

    OK, I’m easily amused……

    *(For those who don’t geddit, should be News’s or News’, according to taste.)

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    sinosimon says:

    and tam had such lovely bookshelves……….i’m glad i paid for them……as one of the little people i love obliging old etonian socialists with their decorating needs. he was a true gent and no mistake by jimminee

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    Engineer says:

    I’ll take that as a ‘no’ then.

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    Mate of Moat says:

    44 “a lot of them do a good job and have to deal with scum ”

    this is not the BBC webpage – the notion of balance is just that – the pigs stink and get away with murder – the police are scum, corrupt and worse, don’t make me laugh

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    Raoul Moat says:

    Doon’t fooget ’bout me, maan! I was a heroo, like!

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    nell says:

    +Laugh+ public transport for this last labour crew? I don’t think so.
    I feel sure LdPaul will always make certain that the loyal socialist sarahbrown always has a private jet at her beck and call when she needs it.

    We wouldn’t expect her to mix with us peasants as she travels between scotland and london, now would we??!!

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    The Sweeney says:

    The real shame is that two supposedly fit burly cops can’t subdue a scrawny chain smoking pizza eating skanky scrote without using pepper spray.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    It’ s a miracle they let the twat out at the end of the evening.

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    Unsworth says:

    “still being tested” – i.e. not Home Office authorised or approved. Do the cops usually road test their weaponry in real life situations? And who fired first?

    “under investigation”, eh? You fucking bet, baby. It’ll be “investigated” right out of existence.

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    Unsworth says:

    As in the place is full of fucking gibbons.

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    nell says:

    Oh I don’t know Sir WW.

    What about barn dances, BBQ’s around fires in farmyards (handmade beefburgers with onion and fresh garden herbs) , or picnics by the river (homemade pate and chocolate surprise with proper garden strawberries) or even dancing on the rectory lawn at a charity do drinking local beers and eating yummy WI offerings???!

    I don’t think all that london sophistication can match how real communities get by in life.

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    Rodney you Per-lonker. says:

    A party at the zoo!! Right this way mr broon…oh and take the squeaker’s wife with you…to the drinks being served… in the crocodile enclosure.

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    Even more Bollocks says:

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    War Without End says:

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    nell says:

    It’s absolutely gobsmacking that, since gordon lost the election and ran to Scotland to hide, the only appearances in public that they have permitted him to make have been with children or zoo animals, or in the case of the 2 minute appearance in the HoC with twatson!!!

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    no end in sight says:

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    Jimmy says:

    “his 29 year-old lesbian chief-of-staff ”

    What odd job titles they have.

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    Fuck Labour says:

    This is Kirsty McNeill, isn’t it? A Labour voter, anyway.

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    Gazzer says:

    Moaty.He”s top man like.

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    My Vote Never Counts says:


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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    We need a new website: TheyDoNotWorkForYou.gov.uk

    How much have we paid this chump to party with other chumps, in amongst captive creatures of higher intellegence?

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    nells local ways says:

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    If you all don’t stop making fun of me and calling me names, I’ll find you and do a jobby in your living rooms.

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    I can confirm Kirsty allowed me to put her stiletto back on as she sat on the top step, tired and emotional, of a parish church wedding last year. Her French style knickers were rather baggy at the top and certain parts of her genitalia hung lower than would be natural for a woman without child.

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Completely O/T but this just about sums up this green and pleasant land.

    ….A spokesman for the Department of Transport added: ” The safety of pedestrians, cyclists and motorists is our primary concern.The Segway doesn’t currently meet basic safety standards for use on UK roads, for example an absence of lights and indicators. …


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    oo arrr says:

    it’s nell

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    Gordon says:

    Is Lord Paul shagging sarah?

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    concrete pump says:

    ‘yummy WI offerings?’

    Are the younger members doing wet T shirt competitions now?

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    Boss Hogg says:

    You mean they were like John Wayne’s saddle bags?

  85. 85
    Damian McBride says:

    Balls seems to delight in other peoples misery.

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    concrete pump says:

    One thing that pisses off people that live in the city is the smug attitude of country dwellers who think their life style and ‘community’ is better.

    Quite often it aint.

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    Engineer says:

    “London sophistication” is a myth put about by Guardian readers and BBC pseuds. London consists of enormous traffic jams surrounded by street-crime, high-priced everything, grumpy commuters, far too many buildings, no fields and hedges, vicious foxes, political scumbags, bendy-buses, pretentious ‘celebrities’, and people who think the world ends at Watford (it does, but it ends as you head south).

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    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

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    Munchin Mandy says:

    I entirely agree

    More like the Narcissistic side though…

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    NeverRed says:

    Brown needed a refresher course at the Ostrich enclosure sandpit. Lying labour cowardly scum all have their heads in the sand…still.

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    Bob the Builder says:

    You didnt see much but you felt it all I’m told…

    Other people’s wives especially ??

    Another good example of Zanu Caligula behaviour…

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Speaking of zoos

  94. 94
    Bob the Builder says:

    Where is Blinky tonite ?

    With the kids again ?

    And do we ever see Eva Yvette with him ?

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    other job title available 'potential Chris Huhne mistress' says:

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    Susan Boyle says:

    Want my soiled knickers?

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    zapper says:

    So, the taser guns used to zap moatey were not approved for use in the UK.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    If only it were Rod Hull’s Emu.

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    Knuckles says:


  100. 100
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    What a knob. He is standing outside a school that looks OK.

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    EC1 PhD says:

    Buffalo burgers and home made pesto rice salad, croquet with bruised shins down our way.

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    new Balls please says:

    12/1 against Balls with 25/1 against Burnham and 33/1 Abbott

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    Prodicus says:

    Who’s the bloke in the photo? Another one for the leadership race? Could be a contender.

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    route 69 says:

    Gordon takes it on his front bottom.

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    Anonymous says:

    I think cp the point is that it’s the smug attitude of those urban dwellers about their superior city lifestyle over the benefits of the countryside that kick starts that competition in the first place!

    And let’s face it the labour elite made it quite clear from the outset of their government that they didn’t give a toss about the countryside, they were only interested in citylife. They thought their food came out of a supermarket and in words of the ignoramus prezza! , they could concrete over the agricultural areas!

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    Snake's tailor says:

    What a shabby, hissy fit.

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    (skrittle) (grape)

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    Southern Softy says:

    You should see it round the back where the kids have to go for a fag.

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    Beyond The Grave says:

    West Yorkshire plod tazered me using tazers supplied by Northumbria plod. West Yorkshire don’t have their own tazers therefore wouldn’t have been trained in their use.

    To top it off the Home Office were still testing the stun guns used on me.

    Plod are fucking bastards and will close ranks as per usual. Is it any wonder people up and down the country feel fucked off?

    Fuck off plod. If there’s rioting as cuts bite be very afraid.

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    Pedants 'r Us says:

    Do ‘the Homeless’ have glowing reports of her work for them?

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    Pedants 'r Us says:

    They have planes. At our expense.

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    Anonymous says:

    Correct, and were in ‘testing’ mode. Also note that the plod farce who pulled the tazer triggers (West Yorkshire) weren’t even trained in the use of tazers. The units were supplied by Northumbria plod.

    A law unto their own.

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    Lord Mandy of Boyz says:

    And their arses in the air duckie!

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    Southern Softy says:

    It’s a merkin and the emu appears to have borrowed it.

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    sinosimon says:

    that is actually how gordon spends most weekends. it’s a little known fact that gordon and peter’s first split came about when peter borrowed the emu for the weekend and then wouldn’t give it back……that’s when gordon moved onto the rocking horse….

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    Southern Softy says:

    I underatand there are some targets at the zoo.
    Could test the new improved Taser there.

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    Southern Softy says:

    The WI had their finest hour courtesy of T Bliar.

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    Cry for help says:

    If either Gordon opened his mouth or Beard, her legs nobody would have noticed.

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    The Headmaster says:

    What’s Gordon doing in that room with all those mooses?

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    'Sniffer' Blunkett says:

    I always blame my dog! he had this habit of sticking his nose up between a lady’s legs and I was never far behind.

    That’s most of the story why I never did see an illegal immigrant!

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    Raoul 'Tiny Dick' Moat says:

    Rotting in Hell ?

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    nuts says:

    Gordon is taking it easy these days.


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    Roger Daley says:

    It’s the shyte thing to do.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    landing gear – check, flaps – check, gear down – check

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    Alethia says:

    What loyal workers Brown’s staff are.

    Kirsty having endured numerous nokias around her ears for failed speeches and Sue for her failure to keep Brown away from straight talking Yorkshire lasses, still stoically turn out to his party invitations at dodgy places like the zoo to keep up his numbers.

    Then again Sue did get a place in the House of Lords for her tribulations. I wonder what Kirsty got?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:


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    Team Ed Balls says:

    BSF Update: my video from Menzies High School in Sandwell after the Headteachers meeting: http://bit.ly/c8IUK1 #SaveOurSchools

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    So, Gordon’s a zoophile. Looking at Sarah, why am I not surprised.

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    Alethia says:

    Only if you think Heaven is an avenging sort of place.

    At the same time it is possible that a hidden hand brought this unhappy saga to an end this way before there could be any more destruction.

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    roman says:

    Er, Brownjob can make it down from Kirkcaldy to go to parties, but not to work in Westminster, or am I missing something vital?

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    Easy: Westminster pays the expenses without requiring attendance but you have to actually be at the party to eat and drink the host’s offerings. Roman.

    The real question is did he bring a carrier bag full of bricks and covered with a thin scurf of beer cans to the bash, like the old days?

  132. 132
    tat says:

    Order Order’s blogger in chief,Guido Fawkes has scooped a prestigious accolade for Lifetime Service at the National Political Blogger of the Year Awards.

    Guido Fawkes has more than 40 years of public service, dedicating his career to providing the best possible services directly to political bloggers. He has overseen and implemented a vast number of improvements at the blog site, including a multi-million pound revamp project

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    Anonymous says:

    Tam Dalyell loved his country, Argentina.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Though normally in agreement with you, I do not recognise the smug attitude that you refer to, cp.

    More people live in cities than live in the country. So in terms of numbers, the city dwellers have it. However, having lived in both, including London, I prefer to live in the country as it is often more friendly and more down to earth. You engage more with your neighbours. In London, we didn’t even know our neighbours!. If we came out of our doors together, we would ignore each other. That is not community.

    I stay on farms regularly in Lancashire and Yorkshire. I go back to the same ones as they are like a refuge from modern life. They work hard, they don’t have much time for other activities, but are still interesting to talk to. I have not met one who would support the last Labour government. That must tell you something….

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    Fu**ed off says:

    “who really cares”?

    I won’t if ever you have the misfortune to be mown down/shot etc. by fucking plod that’s for sure. In fact I’d care even less if you died in a multiple car accident with your family and parents.

    It’s people like you who need to reassess their priorities.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    I hope, for his arse’s sake, that Gordon stayed clear of the naughty elephants:

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    Your blog open for business yet tat – been a year now, surely the html is nearly debugged by now?

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    Hadaway and shyte Plod says:

    aye but we’d been practicin’ wi paintball guns man…

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Before working in P.R., Sarah had a job in the orangutan enclosure.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    She scrubs up reasonably, after a shit, shave and shampoo. Post-op, she’ll be fine.

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    Alethia says:

    Surely with those eyelashes it must be Andy Burnham.

    He said on the TV today that the TwentyThousand Death Tax for elderly care was his idea and absolutely the right thing to do.

    He said Labour had ‘invented Comprehensive Education and look what a success that had been’ and that his proposals for elderly care would be just as impressive!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Still learning to log-on.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Far be it from me to reveal a lady’s age but I think Kirsty is past the big 30….

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Loved the video of your parents on the previous thread tat.

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    amongymous says:

    Guido, following it on twitter, just want to say good for you to standing up to the thought-poice antics of katie curtis whoever she is.

    Her bio states:

    Labour Party & Coop Party Member, LGBT Labour Women’s Officer, Unite Shop Steward & in my spare time I work in the Trade Union movement!

    In other words she is the kind of parasite which has ruined this country and thinks this gives her the right to tell people how they are allowed to speak, her little approved words list.

    Sorry Katie, we still have some freedom of speech left in England however much your party tried to extinguish it (when they weren’t busy killing innocent Iraqis).

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    Alethia says:

    I understand that they have a shy Hippopotamus that hides in his muddy pond and is rarely seen that the staff have christened Gordon.

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    Harry the Camel says:

    but most often,,,it is.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Only 8 Labour MPs in the Commons today for the VAT debate. Vote Socialist for lazy bastards.

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    Beyond The Grave says:

    Plod by any chance, covering up for your own?

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    masochist says:

    I’m getting worried. Where’s nell?

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    amongymous says:

    I work hard every day to pay the sky high taxes and then people like her get free healthcare, their rent paid, pocket spending money (aka the dole), if she needs a prescription she doesn’t have to pay while I do and then to rub salt in the wounds every few years they all traipse out and vote labour.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Can’t believe that Guido is taking money to advertise the evil Bliar’s book of lies. Talk about taking dirty money……..

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    An expert says:

    Well they didn’t f*cking work did they

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    Alethia says:

    He was not, was he? a man for all seasons!!

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    Palace of fun says:

    I work hard every day to pay the sky high taxes and then people like them get free healthcare, their rent paid, pocket spending money (aka supplementary allowances), subsidised tipples, and if they need a prescription, they don’t have to pay while I do.
    It’s a good life being an MP.

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    Beyond The Grave says:

    Fucking plod using her for tazer practice hopefully.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Incidentally, Hank Roberts, mentioned in dispatches on the last page, still has not responded to my (tongue-in-cheek, but consistent with his logic) presumption that he would not object to public money being spent organising a protest against the high level of public spending.

    Despite being paid, apparently twice over by the public purse, at a pay rate over double the national average, he can only spend time on this blog during work hours and clocks off at 5pm sharp.

    Until people like him are booted out, this country cannot recover.

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    Spunk Master 2: The Spunking says:

    Jacqui Smith’s let herself go since losing her seat.

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    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    He`s the only commie with hair in the photo

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    Down with Brown! says:

    I’m sure that Katie Curtis and Kirsty Macneill have been lovers at some point….

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    Anonymous says:

    Have i got this right? We train up the Afghan National Army to demonstrate the ability of a paramilitary force to subdue traditional tribal rule for a corrupt central government.
    Is this the blueprint for another Pakistan?

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Have i got this right? We train up the Afghan National Army to demonstrate the ability of a paramilitary force to subdue traditional tribal rule for a corrupt central government.
    Is this the blueprint for another P*kistan?

  163. 163
    Spike says:

    I must go down to the sea again,
    the salt sea and the sky.
    I left my old sea boot there;
    I wonder, did she cry ?

  164. 164
    Down with Brown! says:

    Isn’t Livingstone mates with Hugo Chavez? Chavez is sending two people to jail for 11 years for Twittering about how bad the Venezuela economy is. Good thing ZuLabour didn’t do that or else they would have needed to intern 70% of the country.


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    Fu**ed off says:

    Yes, you have it right. You forgot to mention that once trained they then turn their weapons on trainers (us) and kill us.

    Makes one want to weep. Just what the hell are we doing there?

  166. 166
    They call me Hank the yank says:

    Until people like you are booted out… Oh, i forgot. You already have been.

  167. 167
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    She ticks all the wrong boxes for me,she only omitted animal rights and global warming………hooness!

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    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

  169. 169
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    You misspelt wank

  170. 170
    Southern Comfort says:


    The chavs and benefit cheats of the UK hail this man as a Hero.

    Well one can see why.

    He beats up his children with his fists. He beats up his partners with a baseball bat . Threatens to shoot his mother with a shotgun. Does shoot the only partner he ever had who really gave him loyalty before he betrayed her.

    And then shoots and kills one innocent man and shoots and blinds another.

    He’s a member of the UK North East mafia underworld. Has a history of violence. Deals in drugs!!!

    He’s obviously a great human being!!!

  171. 171
    Ban the BBC says:

    I thought you were referring to Kirsty Wark, but either way your summation is correct.

    What is it with the Scottish leftie TV Mafia FFS? They are everywhere, akin to the Hitler Youth.

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    unwinnable quagmire says:

    almost right
    we’re training and arming one side of a full scale Afghan civil war when it comes
    and it’s coming
    whether we’re there in five years, ten years or leave today

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    Up chutney says:

    Word up is that Rod Hull had a giant co-ck, and leather-faced hairdresser type s-l-a-g-s used to line up to be shagged by the the unfunny tw-at, and of course they wanted fisting up the arse like Emu.

    Ha ha ha – he fell off the roof and died.

  174. 174
    North of the civilised gap says:

    He’s a member of the Glasgow mafia underworld. Has a history of violence. Deals in drugs!!!

    He’s obviously a Scottish Labour MP!!!

  175. 175
    Adolf Hitler says:

    I told you all you would see it my way eventually

    Eugenics is the answer.

  176. 176
    a history of violence says:

  177. 177
    what is it all aboot? says:

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    Southern Comfort says:

    I think they are probably planning to do that with Concrete Thingy

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    War Without End says:

    Karzai, Petraeus in talks on Afghan militias

    KABUL — Afghanistan’s president and the commander of foreign forces in the country are trying to reach an agreement on creating a grass-roots militias to fight the Taliban, an official said Tuesday.

    US media have reported that US General David Petraeus, who took over command of 140,000 US and NATO troops on July 4, has been pushing for the establishment of Iraq-style tribal militias to fight militants in remote Afghan villages.

    The reports have said that President Hamid Karzai has opposed the plan because of its potential to weaken his government.

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    Anonymous says:

    Was the Arctic Monkeys gaffe hers?

    I do hope so

  181. 181
    SamCam says:

    yummy! wait till I come out

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    So, at PMQ’s tomorrow, will we hear the usual mealy mouthed platitudes at the heroism and sacrifice that is necessary in order to bring “democracy” to Afghanistan?

  183. 183
    CLEAR! says:

    Mr nell has a tendancy to run amok with the cattle prod.
    It’s cheaper than Viagra.

  184. 184
    Southern Comfort says:

    My Goodness the Police are now using Tasers against gangsters!!!

    The US Police must be laughing at us!!!

    What a ‘Keystone Cop’ affair we are!!!

    Here we have a reggie/ronnie kray type person in our sights and we aim a stun gun at him rather than a bullet!

    As I said the US Police are laughing at us aren’t they?!!!

  185. 185

    Gordon wouldn’t be feeling so cheerful if he knew what Mandy had been saying about him.

    It’s being serialised in my blog. I beat Rupert Murdoch to it. Honest

    You can see the latest excerpt here

  186. 186
    Duane Higgs-Boson says:

    But I think she’s overdone it with the liposuction!

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  188. 188
    The cats meat man says:

    Ed Balls isn’t the only one flogging a dead horse.

  189. 189
    ?!!! !!!! ??? !!?? says:

    they’re laughing at you nell you daft yokel twat

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    Gazza says:

    He was a canny lad and liked a bit of fishing.

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    Alethia says:

    The truth is we can never win in Afghanistan.

    They make their money from the poppy (heroin)

    And their tribal affiliations are unbreakable.

    It would be better to isolate them and target them with missiles rather then to keep killing US and UK troops , patrolling, on the ground!

    Time to withdraw and implement a more radical strategy!!

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    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    I found it funny how plod shat themselves as soon as someone decided to John Rambo them.

    He may of failed and sulked away in the sewers for a week and never actually do much of what he claimed in talking more cops down.

    But his death has certainely embedded the seed in the publics mind.

    If you have nothing to lose, take on the cops and you become someone with non stop media coverage and you will be hero worshipped by people whether you win or lose.

    If Raoul Moat lived he would of been a celebrity in jail.

  193. 193
    pisshead watch says:

    she’s dumped the cider and is off her face on southern comfort tonight

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    concrete pump says:

    “In London, we didn’t even know our neighbours!. If we came out of our doors together, we would ignore each other”.

    Why, you shy?

    Say “hello”, it aint hard.

    If they ignore you – so fucking what, fuck em.

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    Bring the troops home you twat says:

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    concrete pump says:

    I have found the countryside to be just as insular as the city.

  198. 198
    Mong Zoo says:

    Why not just leave them to get on with their gardening in peace you fucking warmonger.

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    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    ‘a grass-roots militias to fight the taliban’

    They both believe in Islam so effectively you are replacing the taliban with errrr the taliban.

    Good job thick fucking American idiots…..if they had brains they would be dangerous and maybe win a war on there own for once.

  200. 200
    Level Brixton says:

    Leave the Taliban alone

  201. 201
    Cam is a kunt says:

    bets next time he visits he wears a vest

  202. 202
    Barnacle "Ozzie" Bill says:

    “She scrubs up reasonably, after a shit, shave and shampoo”………. shoot ashore, shag a sheila and shoot through.

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    News Desk says:

    heres a live one

  204. 204
    Rebel The Staffy says:

    Woof woof!!!!! Growl!!! Whimper!!!!!!

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    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    I love how the Consverative MP’s and voters have gone from lets bring back the troops before the election to oh we must stay and finish the job, stiff upper lip boys and girls.

    Why would that be?

    Because the Consverative MP’s are raking in the kickbacks from the vested interests such as Haliburton now they are in charge?

    Because the Consverative voters never actually cared about the troops in the first place and just used them as a stick to beat Labour so they could get into power?

    Food for thought.

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    Rothbury Minger says:

    Divvunt carl us mongs, man. Merrrty worra fuckin hero, like. Berra ‘n Rambeur. This heffa fella’ll gerrimself a reet twattin if he cums up heer. Fuckin southern poncy poof, like.

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    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    Pull out and watch the army desert to the Taliban?

    They are doing it anyway while we are still there!

    Ask your sources on the grapevine about the numerous incidents Afghani police and army have up sticks and deserted to the Taliban as soon as they have come under some pressure.

    You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

    The whole thing is doomed unless jobs and wealth other than joining the Aghan army or growing opium can be created.

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    Anonymous says:

    Says all you need to know about the previous Labour cabinet. They all knew that Brown was mad, bad and dangerous and did nothing about it. What a bunch of spineless self-interested traitorous gimps. All of them now trying to be Labour leader.

  209. 209
    Ban the BBC says:


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    Fuck Labour says:

    But you’re not in a sham marriage, Sam. Unlike Ms Macauley, who makes regular trips to Canterbury.

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    QWERTY says:

    I see the Times is quoting Bliar as having said the one eyed gay jock mong was a nutter. What a shock, not. But have the BBC actually run any stories about the mong and Mandelsons’s book? I haven’t seen anything.

    Remember when Lance Price brought his book out? He was basically called a liar on the BBC, the vile poof Richard Bacon on Radio 5 lost his temper with Price for bringing out a book that could harm Liebour’s chance of winning the election (if anyone has the audio to that interview or a transcript please link it) and Bacon kept sniping that where in Price’s book he stated that the mong had a vile temper and was a bit of a twat Bacon kept sneering that “we only have your word of for it” despite Price double checking his sources.

    Funny that the faggot infested BBC seem unwilling to run any stories about McMong now.

  212. 212
    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    Would of been funny at 2.23 if a Taliban sniper with a old Dragunov managed to make a JFK shot on him and his head just exploded infront of the camera.

  213. 213
    Alethia says:

    I think we shoudn’t make fun of Brown but I do think the public should insist, if he is genuine about being an MP, that he should appear in the Commons regularly (ie at least 3 days a week – 5 hours day).

    And so should every other MP.

    Time for a factory style clock in- clock off machine!!!

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    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

    the whole thing is doomed
    simple as that

    troops out now

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    Does this represent change? says:

    Politicians care only for public opinion. They are quite happy to consider dead troops a price worth paying as long as it doesn’t affect the polls. Until the public demand an end to the pointless waste of lives, expect crocodile tears and pronouncements of sanctimonious praise for those who give up a bit more than two minutes of PMQ’s.

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    We're wide to you fuckers says:

    He was probably a CIA asset pre programmed to do it as soon as it looked like a pull out by us.

  217. 217
    Anonymous says:

    I like the fact that the leader of a party that has introduced a stasi state that Stalin could only dream about has his every move recorded and reported. The biter bit. There is some justice there. Every ex minister of the last government should be under unrelenting surveillance.

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    U S Lesskunt says:

    The Tory’s knew it too but still voted for Iraq and Afghanistan

  219. 219
    U S Lesskunt says:

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    U S Lesskunt says:

    that was the wrong video,this is it.

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    Hey –what the bollocks? says:

    What’s all this bollocks on AlJaBeeba 2 about QINETIQ ‘reversion’ – ing eight Chinnoks?

    Are these the Chinooks for the S pecial F orces that were fucked up and mothballed by Brhoon and ‘his’ finance cum ‘administration’ – if you can call that shower of losers that?

    They should ALL be in the Zoo, – stuffed! – as some kind of zoological freaks.

  222. 222
    Ban the BBC says:

    Perm-a-tan Phain loves his too, south affffffrikaaa

  223. 223
    AC1 says:

    /me reaches for his shotgun.

    (squauk) (runforthehills) (runforthehills)

  224. 224
    Alethia says:

    ‘would ‘ have’ been funny…

    No it wouldn’t!!!

    Warmongering Labour isn’t funny. Full stop!!!

  225. 225
    News Desk says:

    now you see how determined they are to win.

  226. 226
    Ban the BBC says:

    I wonder whether the Grauniad will pick this up. Silly me, a bunch of socialist lefty type wankers.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    says you

  228. 228
    Firm - but tender - touch says:

    Well, high time he some prolonged m. all for his very own.

    Or is that what he feels being called on to service Mrs. Bollocks?

  229. 229
    QWERTY says:

    The shit stabbing BBC clearly made that film to show after a McTwat victory. Oh dear BBC, back to shit stabbing on Hampstead Heath for you lot.

  230. 230

    “I wonder what Kirsty got?”

    Sloppy seonds on Sarah after a bit of turkey basting action, perhaps?

  231. 231
    News Desk says:

    one for later

  232. 232
    A message to the members of HM Government says:

    Make sure you wash the blood of another four British dead off your worthless carcasses before you settle down to a good nights sleep.

  233. 233
    spot the difference compo says:

    The resemblance between this photo and the one of the ostrich, are entirely coincidental.

  234. 234
    Kilobar says:

    what do you mean back?You were not giving them another chance were you?

  235. 235
    Kilobar says:

    Until you awake in the small hours to the sound of baying in the distance.The mob coming for you.

  236. 236
    Bigot, - a really really big one says:

    Hey Guido – that piccy of the One-eyed snot-gobblerat the top of the page . . . ?

    Gorgon’s aged a bit since he left ain’t he?

    Hate that jaw to be doing that weird jaw movement near me though.

  237. 237
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    UUUUUUURRRKK!!! (tremble) (shiver) (ping)

  238. 238
    Kilobar says:

    Thats why they killed him.

  239. 239
    wank for the wankers says:

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

  240. 240
    Fred Dibna says:

    fucking ITN blurred snarlers face out when 6 billion have the original picture.sad establishment bastards

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    Hey – whatthe bollocks? says:

    Well AlJABeeba (and the hopeless hapless toadies in the film) make it look like a triumph of GOK what? – ‘British’ spunk and determination and brilliance and determination against the odds and all that bollocks?

    And about ‘saving lives’ – etc ad nauseum.

    And if they have misrepresented they should be hounded out of the place and strung up along with that fucking bastard Brhoon. And Bollocks. And Bliar. And PrezzTrough. And MandelSlime. And all the other two-faced conniving bastards.

  242. 242
    Lasher says:

    he’s our hero and your not now fuck off back to the shit stabbing bbc

  243. 243
    babyblue says:

    You are of course talking to bliar, broon and alastarirc and their stooge hutton aren’t you??!!

  244. 244
    fungus fanny says:

    Sarah Brown has fungus feet:

    Have you ever seen anything as sickening. No wonder the spawn from the that loon and her fungus hole are all hideous deformed freaks.

  245. 245
    O nell were are you says:

    nell is quiet

  246. 246
    Parrot says:

    huttonsanonce huttonsanonce huttonsanonce

  247. 247
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    A chumps tea party

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    Bigot - a really really big one says:

    With respect, my dear 207, you make it seem as though the rest of the traitorous c unts in the cabinet were sane enough to recognise madness (ie someone different to themselves).

  249. 249
    A message to the members of HM Government says:

    Yes, and the shit arse stooges from all sides of the House that cheered them on, and continue to back the policy of pissing lives down the drain in a vain attempt to preserve “face”.

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    Fu**ed off says:

    There is no heroism involved. The forces are being picked off one by one, four at once etc. just so that bigger players can have their way with world demarcation and control.

    Squaddies being blown up are not heroes. Wives will weep until the cows come home, the cows will appear before the troops. They are cannon fodder. Until the MSM accept the fact (they know it but won’t accept/print it) the useless deaths will continue.

  251. 251
    Tasteful troll says:

    Like the Camerons?

  252. 252
    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    His bomb wasn’t very good lol

  253. 253
    Fu**ed off says:

    For some reason the shite mod here didn’t like the following, replace # with e.

    Th#r# is no h#roism involv#d. Th# forc#s ar# b#ing pick#d off on# by on#, four at onc# #tc. just so that bigg#r play#rs can hav# th#ir way with world d#marcation and control.

    Squaddi#s b#ing blown up ar# not h#ro#s. Wiv#s will w##p until th# cows com# hom#, th# cows will app#ar b#for# th# troops. Th#y ar# cannon fodd#r. Until th# MSM acc#pt th# fact (th#y know it but won’t acc#pt/print it) th# us#l#ss d#aths will continu#.

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    And now we have a sane Cabinet with the likes of Clegg, Cable, Teather and Gove?

  255. 255
    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    Yeah they aren’t lucky I don’t support any of Britains three warmongering parties in the house of parliament.

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    Fu**ed off says:

    For some reason the shite mod here didn’t like the following, replace # with e.

    Th#r# is no h#roism involv#d. Th# forc#s ar# b#ing pick#d off on# by on#, four at onc# #tc. just so that bigg#r play#rs can hav# th#ir way with world d#marcation and control.

    Squaddi#s b#ing blown up ar# not h#ro#s. Wiv#s will w##p until th# cows com# hom#, th# cows will app#ar b#for# th# troops. Th#y ar# cannon fodd#r. Until th# MSM acc#pt th# fact (th#y know it but won’t acc#pt/print it) th# us#l#ss d#aths will continu#.

  257. 257
    Bigot - a really really big one says:


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    Anonymous says:

    I bet you’d like Emu up your arse.

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    babyblue says:

    Of course I am quiet!.

    Because I am looking for people who can at least spell properly!

    As in Oh nell ‘where’ are you?? NOT were!!

    More Importantly why our lads dying because of afghan traitors??!!

    Time for the coalition to do something about it and stop it happening???!!!

    Maybe time to get our lads out of there now??!!!

  260. 260
    Dr Desmond Morris. Head Keeper. Westminster Zoo says:

    Most Wednesdays at noon. Book early to avoid disappointment. Roll in the aisles as trained monkeys savage each other in a mutual wank-a-thon, involving lots of primatal gestures and tribal screeching.
    Mankind can learn a lot about modern civilisation from these primative clowns.

  261. 261
    RSPCA says:

    We request that Mr.Brown desists from bothering the animals with his person.

  262. 262
    hell of a nell says:

    I saw her throwing turnips at passers by and screeching about Gordon Brown hiding in her barn

  263. 263
    Desmond Morris says:

    Gordoom fits right in at trendy London Zoo.

    He’s such a down ‘n dirty Farty Animal.

  264. 264
    Outed says:

    you are the real ed balls and its a team of 1

  265. 265
    Fu**ed off says:

    Squaddies etc. are not heroes nor sacrificing themselves for the country, certainly not ‘my’ country. They are pawns in a game played by people whose offspring are doing ‘gap years’ etc.

    I resent the ritual, almost tribal, ‘outpouring of grief’ aired on the media as if we are meant to defer to their greater good. They knew what they signed up to and more ‘fool’ them.

    The Army is not where most bright people would go as their first choice of career, apart from officers who tend not to get blown up. I appreciate there are exceptions however that doesn’t make it right. It’s sad but no sadder than the people who send them to war with inadequate kit, no real mission purpose and who seem intent on keeping them there.

    If any MP had a conscience they would do whatever was within their power to get these poor unfortunates home. If MPs can’t do this, which in itself is a demonstration of the mire this place is in, the country can. If it takes riots about cuts and the like to encourage a bigger focus on just what the hell this country is doing there, in other places and generally I welcome that.

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    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

    maybe fuck all dear

  267. 267
    Kilobar says:

    This is the gun/taser.and look who is firing it,why it’s snarler of the riverbank in Rothbury

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  269. 269
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

  270. 270
    Sales desk. says:

    Plus the added attraction of order order mini monkeys that like to type infinite variations of the word “bananas”, in the belief that they belong to the winning side.

  271. 271
    babyblue nell says:

    are they in charge of our troops right now you daft yokel ?
    they are warcriminals and so is your hero Dave the heir to Blair who refuses to get the troops home

  272. 272
    c­u­nt in the room says:

    Spell c­u­nt as you are one.

  273. 273
    PMQ's 12:01 says:

    A trickle of lives is a price well worth paying.
    A torrent is just taking the piss.

  274. 274
    Cameron is still pretending he's a TORY nell you daft twat says:

    we all know he’s the heir to Blair is Nu-Liebour through and through but Dave is Prime Minister and he’s the one refusing to bring the troops home
    so he’s obviously a warmonger now and so are you for hypocritically cheering him on while he does it

    you can’t have it both ways dear

    if you supported the Iraq and Afghan quagmires you ARE a warmonger
    that includes Blair Brown and Cameron

  275. 275
    PM says:

    Lesbian emus. What next, Labour?

  276. 276
    the North says:

    and one day we will cut your water off

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    Fu**ed off says:

    Dave isn’t my hero. He’s as much of a Hunt as the previous shower of shite were with respect to the Afghan ‘mission’.

    Dave going for a photo op with smiling troops in the desert wastelands doesn’t do it for me. It’s a shame that it seems to ‘do it’ for the MSM idiots. Then again, the MSM don’t have real journalists, merely shrills for their paymasters.

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    The Prime Ministers beaming portrait on the No 10 stairwell says:

    But that would look as if they were defeated. We can’t have that slur cast on my political reputation.

  279. 279
    Fu**ed off says:

    For as long as call me Dave is in charge nothing will change soon. I’ve heard his remarks about 2014 or 2015 but cannot understand what the great wait is about. He is being leant on. CMD doesn’t have a conscience.

    I marched with the Stop the War coalition in the build up to the great Iraq expedition. It would take only a factor of 2 or 3 more marchers to overwhelm Westminster and fucking plod who are so keen to protect their status as Gods most gifted to mankind.

  280. 280
    Harridan Dromey says:

    I’m looking forward to PMQs later today! I’ve got some great one-liners prepared, courtesy of Ayesha! I’ll totally destroy Cameron with my intelligence and my comedy stylings!

  281. 281
    Moaty says:

    Wai, man! I vooted Labour, like! Does yowze still think I was a heroo?

  282. 282
    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    All it would take is a squaddie with real skills to finish what Raoul Moat started and blame it on the wars and governments shabby treatment of the forces then they would soon shit themselves with the prospect that a when the whole lot comes back from Stan that it would be game over for Westminister.

    If an ex army with a grude decided to bleed out some MP’s and Cops, the public would cheer them on and the anti-war lot in the Guardian would cream themselves in delight.

  283. 283
    9mm Semi Automatic says:

    ‘it would be game over for Westminister if they didn’t do something soon’.

  284. 284
    Fu**ed off says:

    I would more than welcome that turn of events.

    The whole Moat ‘thing’ demonstrates that there are plenty of people who have had enough of being micromanaged by Westminster; what to think, who to cheer and what to pay taxes for. I saw the woman who’s husband (partner?) had been gunned down on TV earlier pondering why there were so many signing up to Moat. If I didn’t think it was an establishment stitch-up to encourage people to walk the line I would have been interested.

    Sure, she lost someone she may have loved but plenty more are being sacrificed in Afghanistan for no reason other than a political one. Politics starts in Westminster and the sooner they realise they are put there by us the better.

    It may be better for Westminster to realise this sooner rather than later. For the squaddie bearing a grudge, I would give him house room today.

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    Fu**ed off says:

    p.s. If he could follow this up with an ‘English awakening’ at the EU parliament I’d throw in the return train fare too.

  286. 286
    Fu**ed off says:

    I’m not. Same old ya boo sucks with nothing of note affecting any one or thing beyond their own closeted lives.

  287. 287
    One of the Beard's sons talking to McDoom says:

    Daddy, can we go to Canterbury please? Every time mummy comes back from Canterbury, she looks very happy. It must be a really nice place.

  288. 288
    Hooray for Dave and five more years of dead troops says:

    Hip hip hooray for Dave!!! He’s simply wonderful.

  289. 289
    A Pensioner says:

    Now I’m convinced the “war” can never be won. Looked like a diversity training exercise for social workers. How many shots did it take FFS. Moaty would have had him in one.

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    You are nell and I claim my diversity oriented, sales driven, focus targeted bonus.

    You know what? Fuck all that shit, life is too short.

  291. 291
    Anonymous says:

    “Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!

    If I have already submitted the comment, which I have, at least have the decency to publish it before submitting some gobbledygook IT crap nonsense.

  292. 292
    Sarf of the River says:

    No he isn’t. On matters that most level headed people have at the top of their priority list (not sending people to their needless death) he is as bad as the last cruddy lot. He’s worse in fact. He had a new mandate to govern and bottled it.

    Cuts, ‘in it together’ and the crappy NHS come secondary to the fact that HE is allowing the continued slaughter of his own people. How brave is that?

    Fuck off Dave and take your snivelling Sam Cam PR shill with you.

  293. 293
    Sarf of the River says:

    No, you are far too rich to have to get killed on behalf of others who don’t know any better.

    You stay in Blighty with me and your PR mummy and after I have written my memoirs and bought a few more large houses you won’t have the need to prostitute yourself for the country on behalf of people who know about as much about real life as I.

  294. 294
    Farmer Giles says:

    Hope they collected up all the ZooLab shit afterwards for the rhubarb patch.

  295. 295
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Unfortunately, it would appear that you would be unable to appreciate the difference between volition and vol-au-vent, thus rendering you, along with fundamentalist theocrats, beyond the reach of rational argument.

  296. 296
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What you suggest is exactly what happened to me at the age of nine! (Over five decades ago now.) I found myself, at that age, unwilling to bash my head against a brick wall more than once.

    I think perhaps that I have posted here for long enough for anyone to pick up that (whatever I was then) I am not shy now.

  297. 297
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Aw FFS! You will be talking about ethical foreign policy next.

  298. 298
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Suitably emended for the circumstances presented by the Beard, that would be “shoot ashore, shag a shemale and shoot through.”

  299. 299
    The Establishment says:

    It’s good to see the poor slaves will have to accept responsibility for the economic crisis. We dont want the rich to suffer do we?


  300. 300
    From the office of The Prime Mincer says:

    told you I’d be back chin chin

  301. 301
    A financial markets cunt writes says:

    It’s a shame that the current market economy doesn’t allow me to make more money than I could ever spend. What we need is debt, the sort of stuff that used to fill my bonus packet.

    I am not saying that that debt is good, well, actually I am. I need debt, I crave debt, I want people to mortgage their souls to me.

    (as heard on R4 and various other ‘city finance house’ outfits today!

  302. 302
    codebreaker says:

    this is steady banter but realistically the gateway to anarchy… the province of terrorists. Once knocking off politicians becomes de rigeur we might as well tool the public at large up and wait for the blood bath.

  303. 303
    A marketing cunt says:

    Just yawned, leant over and nooticed my original post hasn’t been POSTED!

    Get a fucking decent comment system for commentards or fuck off!

  304. 304
    Fu**ed off says:

    Ooh Codebreaker, look at you! Are you plod, mi5/6/7/8/9 or 10 or just someone who cannot come back with a cognisant response?

  305. 305
    Fu**ed off says:

    If you are as bad as the previous one I hereby put you on a warning.

  306. 306
    Orla Guerin says:

    Anything I want. The fucktards will lap it up, whatever I say. The more emotion I put in to my reportage the less you will care – about anything!

    Orla Guerin appears on R4, BBC1, BBC News etc.

    (Tread carefully out there, won’t you!)

  307. 307
    Anonymous says:

    Your moderation is crap.

    Yeah, yeah get my own blog etc.I hear you say but I say fuck you. If you purport to be on the side of ‘freedom’ your mod procedures leave a lot to be desired.

    Fuck you!

  308. 308
    Toff twat (not in the line of fire) says:

    It would be wrong to prejudice my enhanced pension by saying things that everyone else knows.

  309. 309
    MSM says:

    Oooooh some shitty arty farty bitch who used to know a beetle says shite.

    Fuck off!

  310. 310
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    “Einstein’s E=mc2 was Italian’s idea.”

    Molto bene(fit).

  311. 311
    Down with Brown! says:

    According to Mandy, the Bliar said that Gordon was mad, bad, dangerous and beyond redemption.

    In other news, Mandy reports that the Bliar said that water is wet.

  312. 312
    Henk Potts says:

    Blah blah blah, give me your money you Hunts.

  313. 313
    angelnstar says:


    Eclipse: the destruction of New Labour, a Gothic Tale.

  314. 314
    Henk Potts says:

    Markets are up, discretion is down, dollars are up, Nick Ferrari’s knowledge is down, arse licking is up etc etc etc.

    Fuck that shit.

  315. 315
    Nick Ferrari says:

    Suck on my cock you awful poor people of London whom I wouldn’t wish to traduce but to do so makes me feel ever so more squidgy inside than I am already outside.

  316. 316
    sinosimon says:

    rochdale move to yorkshire?

  317. 317
    ron Vibentrop says:

    Taser XRP not aproved for use in England & Wales. Fine, glad to see that it’s obviously approved for use in Scotland.

    There’s a mass murderer (thousands of Iraqi civilians, a scientist, a footballer and a journalist), fraudster, liar, mentally unstable one eyed ki fiddler who is right up for a tasering.

  318. 318
    A muslim says:

    I love Christianity and Britishness, they both give me reason to take big advantage and invade your country and then blow you sad fuckers up!

  319. 319
    Anonymous says:

    Kirsty McNeill a lesbian ?

    She’s changed !

  320. 320
    Make them all walk. says:

    I just don’t believe it. A whole evening has elapsed without
    a squeak from Nell. Could she have had one Taser Test too
    many at the nearby Norfuck Taser Testing Centre?
    Or,maybe her old man has smashed the fuck out of her
    computer ‘cos she wouldn’t get his tea?

  321. 321
    Number 7 says:

    Pantone Pete was born in Kenya.

  322. 322
    cillit bang says:

    a spastic pretending he’s a muslim
    now that’s comedy

  323. 323
    A person says:

    Fuck off to the Moat survivor infesting my telly screen.

    What is the point? To reinforce the ‘national thing’ with respect to cheering the fucking plod in whatever they do and wherever they do it?

    Fuck off.

  324. 324
    Phil says:

    Giselda wassername with the teutonic lilt to her voice.
    She vigorously campaigned for a referendum in the HOC on the grounds of giving us all a say on the Lisbon stitch up.Whats commendable is that she must have known that a yes vote which she supported was very unlikely but was convinced that we should all be given our democratic right to vote on it.
    She really did give a damn but from where I’m sitting she was the only one.

  325. 325
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

  326. 326
    TROOPS OUT NOW! says:

    In 2015 and beyond we [Britain] may still be there. – Laim Fox

  327. 327
    A fakir Muslim says:

    You think Muslims don’t want to do this?

    You, sir/madam, are the spastic and in all probability a muslim too.

  328. 328
    Down with Brown! says:

    Bliar to Mandy “Gordon wants you buried. I have no illusions any more. He could come for me – and he would do probably if he got the chance.”

  329. 329
    Backwoodsman says:

    He’s been laying low till the plastic surgery scars & bruises clear up. They have an escape route to South America planned as well.

  330. 330
    Anonymous says:

    The true Cockneys are the ones who want to get the fuck out of London, or have already escaped the shithole.

  331. 331
    Beach Babe says:

    So was Omaha (but keep it under your hat)

  332. 332
    Beach Babe's toy boy says:

    Short cuts, short cuts. No time anymore? In my day it was shit, shower, shave and shampoo.

  333. 333
    Flower girlfriend of ancient monarch says:

    She said a day or two ago she was about to go into hospital for a while. Maybe they don’t allow laptops on the ward.

  334. 334
    no longer anonymous says:

    70% of the country use Twitter? This truly is the end

  335. 335
    Anonymous says:

    Someone told Gordon he’d find a cockatoo there so a trip to the zoo it was.

  336. 336
    Jeremy Zeid says:

    Quite the most appropriate venue for this collection of political predators, hyenas and vultures. Any chance of a permanent transfer to the cages next door?

  337. 337
    Count bogle says:

    Can he get cancer now?

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