Gordon Partying at the Zoo
Guido hears Gordon and Sarah have held another party besides the one at Labour HQ last night. This was held at London Zoo in the Mappin Pavillion overlooking the wallabies and emus. It was a thank you for campaign helpers. Sue Nye was there (without any bigoted women) as was Kirsty McNeill his 29 year-old lesbian chief-of-staff (a.k.a. Eva Brown since her speech writing days in the Downing Street bunker).
The zoo must be a favourite haunt for the Browns, the week before Sarah was there at an event as the guest of Lord Paul.
Incidentally, Channel 4 News’ Gary Gibbon has got his parties muddled up, it wasn’t last night, it was on Sunday.
I’m on the wrong side of the bars.
E. Mu
They’re all spanking their monkeys together.
We gnu Gordon was there.
All together now, let’s sing
‘Tiger yellow ribbon round the okapi…’
Pardon me boy, is that the cat-an-cougar choo choo?
Giraffe to make animal jokes?
These comments just get my goat.
Makes me all gruff.
Don’t take it lion down, Bill.
You’ll just have to grin and bear it.
Gibbon the chance, I’d join in.
What a shabby, hissy fit.
What’s Gordon doing in that room with all those mooses?
Hey Guido – that piccy of the One-eyed snot-gobblerat the top of the page . . . ?
Gorgon’s aged a bit since he left ain’t he?
Hate that jaw to be doing that weird jaw movement near me though.
Balls seems to delight in other peoples misery.
Well, high time he some prolonged m. all for his very own.
Or is that what he feels being called on to service Mrs. Bollocks?
What a knob. He is standing outside a school that looks OK.
You should see it round the back where the kids have to go for a fag.
Is Lord Paul shagging sarah?
It it seems so.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1256036/How-Sarah-Brown-charmed-Labour-Ashcroft.html
I like the fact that the leader of a party that has introduced a stasi state that Stalin could only dream about has his every move recorded and reported. The biter bit. There is some justice there. Every ex minister of the last government should be under unrelenting surveillance.
Lesbian emus. What next, Labour?
First the World…….next the whales
Whale oil beef hooked!
I’m trying to save the whales though when I eventually get the full set, I’m not sure that I’ll have room to store them.
Want my soiled knickers?
Someone told Gordon he’d find a cockatoo there so a trip to the zoo it was.
I see Sarah has had her hair done again………..
Applause
But I think she’s overdone it with the liposuction!
Jonah Brown in a zoo? I’ve always thought he should be behind bars for nearly bankrupting the country and his open door immigration policy, but this wasn’t what I had in mind.
Guido, you’re a sucker for pictures of good looking birds, aren’t you?
Is this one any relation to Mr Slater’s Parrot?
(flapflapflap) CHEEKEYMONKEY!!! (cuttle) (ting)
I’ll take that as a ‘no’ then.
(skrittle) (grape)
Woof woof!!!!! Growl!!! Whimper!!!!!!
/me reaches for his shotgun.
(squauk) (runforthehills) (runforthehills)
UUUUUUURRRKK!!! (tremble) (shiver) (ping)
Gary Gibbon in the zoo? Surely not
Gordon’s looking slimmer although even greyer in your picture! Perhaps his sabbatical is agreeing with him?
That’s Alistair Darling.
Kirsty understands the new media – she knows that in this day and age it’s as important for a politician to be seen on handbag.com or Nigerian Women’s Radio as it is Newsnight.”
A colleague in Number 10 described her in less glowing terms however, referring to her “typical left wing feminist streak.”
Educated at the High School of Glasgow, she went on to Balliol College, becoming President of the Oxford University Student Union and a world debating champion before starting her career at the homeless charity Shelter
Another eliitist privileged Zanu Labour Leninist…
But she has missed her chance by 200 years…
Do ‘the Homeless’ have glowing reports of her work for them?
I thought you were referring to Kirsty Wark, but either way your summation is correct.
What is it with the Scottish leftie TV Mafia FFS? They are everywhere, akin to the Hitler Youth.
Um Gordon, could you possibly go to the House of Commons please to discuss your fucking mental destruction of Britain’s economy?
After your mad hatters tea party of course
Guido
Just an idea for a future thread…
Was there anyone in the Zanu Labour ranks who gave a damn about Britain…?
Blair, Campbell, Mandelson, Brown and Prescott obviously were just thinking about their little selves…and their litte social climbing and their little power perks……and their little feuds…and their 15 minutes of fame…from 1995 onwards
That says it all…
There are the Frank Fields, Kate Hoeys and Huttons of their world who did care about their country and the people of Britain…
Are there any others…???
Field – erm, no
Hutton – no
Hoey -?
nobody else
Giselda wassername with the teutonic lilt to her voice.
She vigorously campaigned for a referendum in the HOC on the grounds of giving us all a say on the Lisbon stitch up.Whats commendable is that she must have known that a yes vote which she supported was very unlikely but was convinced that we should all be given our democratic right to vote on it.
She really did give a damn but from where I’m sitting she was the only one.
Tam Dalyell, Bob Marshall-Andrews. Now retired, sadly. Men who had careers of real achievement before entering politics, not the snivelling teenage pipsqueak ex-researchers we get these days.
and tam had such lovely bookshelves……….i’m glad i paid for them……as one of the little people i love obliging old etonian socialists with their decorating needs. he was a true gent and no mistake by jimminee
Tam Dalyell loved his country, Argentina.
Perm-a-tan Phain loves his too, south affffffrikaaa
Pantone Pete was born in Kenya.
So was Omaha (but keep it under your hat)
as close to going down under with sarah as he has ever got………………
… good pic of Brown after the course of medication he’s been on…
Sarah must be cheesed off that the children are being sent to school in Scotland.
Does Gordon have any idea how long it takes to get from Edinburgh to Canterbury by public transport?
+Laugh+ public transport for this last labour crew? I don’t think so.
I feel sure LdPaul will always make certain that the loyal socialist sarahbrown always has a private jet at her beck and call when she needs it.
We wouldn’t expect her to mix with us peasants as she travels between scotland and london, now would we??!!
They have planes. At our expense.
I know, this is the ‘guess the photo competition’ isn’t it??
It’s not Brown is it, with new hairstyle…??? Can’t be…..no wonder no one’s seen him lately!!
He’s been laying low till the plastic surgery scars & bruises clear up. They have an escape route to South America planned as well.
Gordon saved every one of those animals!
He saved the world, including the pie-shops!
Only with the help of c.unts Bono and Sting
Kirsty McNeill you fat fucking rug munching failure I TOLD YOU I WOULD TAKE YOUR FUCKING SCALP IN UNIVERSITY DIDN’T I!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIDN’T I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR YEARS LATER YOU FUCKING BITCH I GOT THE LAST LAUGH!
I HELPED BURIED YOUR CAREER DEAD, BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU, WELL I PLAYED A VERY FUCKING LONG GAME ON YOU DEAR.
IF YOU EVER STEP OUT OF LINE AGAIN I WILL RUIN YOU FOREVER!
Gordon apparently hasen’t quite worked out that her utter failure as a speech writer contributed to his image as an uninspiring gloop bucket. What a div.
Was the Arctic Monkeys gaffe hers?
I do hope so
Old enemies, you nearly left me teary eyed at your ability to hold a grudge.
One question, how do you know she has a rug?
It’s a merkin and the emu appears to have borrowed it.
Deep down I can see you really like her – you just have to get more in touch with your feminine side I feel.
I entirely agree
More like the Narcissistic side though…
why waste so much blog-space on old labour relics. their decomposing careers smell so bad, the zoo is the only place they can cover it up.
Just found an absolute bargain on Ebay.
Some bloke in Nigeria is selling army dog tags
inscribed with your name, national insurance number,
bank account and sort code details free of charge.
Get in there quick.
WTF have they got to celebrate, the fucking losers? It’s us who should be holding street parties across the land to celebrate their demise.
Quote of the day:
David Blunkett says…
“Peter Mandelson fell in love with himself at an early age.”
Whereas, I always said, in all honesty, I never once saw an illegal immigrant in all my time as Liebor’s Home Secretary
You didnt see much but you felt it all I’m told…
Other people’s wives especially ??
Another good example of Zanu Caligula behaviour…
I always blame my dog! he had this habit of sticking his nose up between a lady’s legs and I was never far behind.
That’s most of the story why I never did see an illegal immigrant!
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23855735-powerful-tasers-used-by-police-to-shoot-raoul-moat-were-still-being-tested.do
“During the stand-off police were armed with the Taser XREP, which is still being tested. It is up to four times as powerful as a normal Taser. The Home Office confirmed today it was not approved for use by forces in England and Wales.”
“At this stage the precise sequence of events regarding the discharge of Taser has not been established and is under investigation.”
Even with some 40 – 50 armed police watching, the exact sequence of events is still a mystery?? Well, they should have gone to specsavers. Yet another police fuck up being whitewashed in front of our very eyes
but then he was a murderous thug who saved us a big bill by shooting himself, so who really cares? if only all psychotic scum were equally obliging the world would be a better place.
and yes, i did turn that place on the board of the prison reform trust…..
“who really cares”?
I won’t if ever you have the misfortune to be mown down/shot etc. by fucking plod that’s for sure. In fact I’d care even less if you died in a multiple car accident with your family and parents.
It’s people like you who need to reassess their priorities.
Taser XRP not aproved for use in England & Wales. Fine, glad to see that it’s obviously approved for use in Scotland.
There’s a mass murderer (thousands of Iraqi civilians, a scientist, a footballer and a journalist), fraudster, liar, mentally unstable one eyed ki fiddler who is right up for a tasering.
“still being tested” – i.e. not Home Office authorised or approved. Do the cops usually road test their weaponry in real life situations? And who fired first?
“under investigation”, eh? You fucking bet, baby. It’ll be “investigated” right out of existence.
I underatand there are some targets at the zoo.
Could test the new improved Taser there.
Well they didn’t f*cking work did they
Gie’s it up the Parson’s Nose wi’ yon wee roastie pig.
Well, well, well, a party with Gordon Brown at the zoo? You metropolitan types really put us yokels into the shade with your edgy urban sophistication. What larks! Round here in Waad Magna we have to make do with folk dancing and incest.
That’s all right as long as you keep it in the family.
Oh I don’t know Sir WW.
What about barn dances, BBQ’s around fires in farmyards (handmade beefburgers with onion and fresh garden herbs) , or picnics by the river (homemade pate and chocolate surprise with proper garden strawberries) or even dancing on the rectory lawn at a charity do drinking local beers and eating yummy WI offerings???!
I don’t think all that london sophistication can match how real communities get by in life.
‘yummy WI offerings?’
Are the younger members doing wet T shirt competitions now?
The WI had their finest hour courtesy of T Bliar.
He was not, was he? a man for all seasons!!
One thing that pisses off people that live in the city is the smug attitude of country dwellers who think their life style and ‘community’ is better.
Quite often it aint.
I think cp the point is that it’s the smug attitude of those urban dwellers about their superior city lifestyle over the benefits of the countryside that kick starts that competition in the first place!
And let’s face it the labour elite made it quite clear from the outset of their government that they didn’t give a toss about the countryside, they were only interested in citylife. They thought their food came out of a supermarket and in words of the ignoramus prezza! , they could concrete over the agricultural areas!
Though normally in agreement with you, I do not recognise the smug attitude that you refer to, cp.
More people live in cities than live in the country. So in terms of numbers, the city dwellers have it. However, having lived in both, including London, I prefer to live in the country as it is often more friendly and more down to earth. You engage more with your neighbours. In London, we didn’t even know our neighbours!. If we came out of our doors together, we would ignore each other. That is not community.
I stay on farms regularly in Lancashire and Yorkshire. I go back to the same ones as they are like a refuge from modern life. They work hard, they don’t have much time for other activities, but are still interesting to talk to. I have not met one who would support the last Labour government. That must tell you something….
“In London, we didn’t even know our neighbours!. If we came out of our doors together, we would ignore each other”.
Why, you shy?
Say “hello”, it aint hard.
If they ignore you – so fucking what, fuck em.
What you suggest is exactly what happened to me at the age of nine! (Over five decades ago now.) I found myself, at that age, unwilling to bash my head against a brick wall more than once.
I think perhaps that I have posted here for long enough for anyone to pick up that (whatever I was then) I am not shy now.
but most often,,,it is.
I have found the countryside to be just as insular as the city.
“London sophistication” is a myth put about by Guardian readers and BBC pseuds. London consists of enormous traffic jams surrounded by street-crime, high-priced everything, grumpy commuters, far too many buildings, no fields and hedges, vicious foxes, political scumbags, bendy-buses, pretentious ‘celebrities’, and people who think the world ends at Watford (it does, but it ends as you head south).
and one day we will cut your water off
The true Cockneys are the ones who want to get the fuck out of London, or have already escaped the shithole.
Buffalo burgers and home made pesto rice salad, croquet with bruised shins down our way.
Maybe he’s missing the atmos of the HoC.
What, rampant halitosis, and the smell of ordure?
As in the place is full of fucking gibbons.
She said shell be here by midnight at the latest. Got my rug all nice and fresh for her.
yummy! wait till I come out
But you’re not in a sham marriage, Sam. Unlike Ms Macauley, who makes regular trips to Canterbury.
says you
I wonder if the baboons looked at Jonah and said to each other “We’ve got a new one joining us”.
Visiting Peter in the reptile house.
Peter’s in the London Dungeon
And then they had a right laugh when one of them said, “I don’t fancy yours.”
Gordoom fits right in at trendy London Zoo.
He’s such a down ‘n dirty Farty Animal.
People have been giving copper a hard time over the Moaty affair. But let’s remember a lot of them do a good job and have to deal with scum the rest of us wouldn’t want to look at let alone deal with day in, day out.
I love seeing fuckwit chavs getting their comeuppance.
Shame the police seem to have eaten too many fucking donuts.
44 “a lot of them do a good job and have to deal with scum ”
this is not the BBC webpage – the notion of balance is just that – the pigs stink and get away with murder – the police are scum, corrupt and worse, don’t make me laugh
Doon’t fooget ’bout me, maan! I was a heroo, like!
The real shame is that two supposedly fit burly cops can’t subdue a scrawny chain smoking pizza eating skanky scrote without using pepper spray.
Moaty.He”s top man like.
I’m surprised they didn’t hold the party at the aquarium, it would of hidden the smell.
I like doing a jobby in my suit.
If either Gordon opened his mouth or Beard, her legs nobody would have noticed.
‘Channel 4 New’s Gary Gibbon ….’
In the haste of the chase it must be easy to muddle one’s apostrophes*, but for me the laugh was the thought of a Gibbon in the zoo.
OK, I’m easily amused……
*(For those who don’t geddit, should be News’s or News’, according to taste.)
It’ s a miracle they let the twat out at the end of the evening.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ys6N0b7_9Kw/S3alZSBGLvI/AAAAAAAAANc/1Rbf36xrlDQ/s400/gordonbrownan8.jpg
I understand that they have a shy Hippopotamus that hides in his muddy pond and is rarely seen that the staff have christened Gordon.
A party at the zoo!! Right this way mr broon…oh and take the squeaker’s wife with you…to the drinks being served… in the crocodile enclosure.
It’s absolutely gobsmacking that, since gordon lost the election and ran to Scotland to hide, the only appearances in public that they have permitted him to make have been with children or zoo animals, or in the case of the 2 minute appearance in the HoC with twatson!!!
“his 29 year-old lesbian chief-of-staff ”
What odd job titles they have.
Far be it from me to reveal a lady’s age but I think Kirsty is past the big 30….
This is Kirsty McNeill, isn’t it? A Labour voter, anyway.
it’s nell
I work hard every day to pay the sky high taxes and then people like her get free healthcare, their rent paid, pocket spending money (aka the dole), if she needs a prescription she doesn’t have to pay while I do and then to rub salt in the wounds every few years they all traipse out and vote labour.
I work hard every day to pay the sky high taxes and then people like them get free healthcare, their rent paid, pocket spending money (aka supplementary allowances), subsidised tipples, and if they need a prescription, they don’t have to pay while I do.
It’s a good life being an MP.
I told you all you would see it my way eventually
Eugenics is the answer.
Jacqui Smith’s let herself go since losing her seat.
We need a new website: TheyDoNotWorkForYou.gov.uk
How much have we paid this chump to party with other chumps, in amongst captive creatures of higher intellegence?
Only 8 Labour MPs in the Commons today for the VAT debate. Vote Socialist for lazy bastards.
http://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/18447787768
I wonder whether the Grauniad will pick this up. Silly me, a bunch of socialist lefty type wankers.
If you all don’t stop making fun of me and calling me names, I’ll find you and do a jobby in your living rooms.
It’s the shyte thing to do.
I think we shoudn’t make fun of Brown but I do think the public should insist, if he is genuine about being an MP, that he should appear in the Commons regularly (ie at least 3 days a week – 5 hours day).
And so should every other MP.
Time for a factory style clock in- clock off machine!!!
I can confirm Kirsty allowed me to put her stiletto back on as she sat on the top step, tired and emotional, of a parish church wedding last year. Her French style knickers were rather baggy at the top and certain parts of her genitalia hung lower than would be natural for a woman without child.
You mean they were like John Wayne’s saddle bags?
landing gear – check, flaps – check, gear down – check
I must go down to the sea again,
the salt sea and the sky.
I left my old sea boot there;
I wonder, did she cry ?
Completely O/T but this just about sums up this green and pleasant land.
….A spokesman for the Department of Transport added: ” The safety of pedestrians, cyclists and motorists is our primary concern.The Segway doesn’t currently meet basic safety standards for use on UK roads, for example an absence of lights and indicators. …
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Brown needed a refresher course at the Ostrich enclosure sandpit. Lying labour cowardly scum all have their heads in the sand…still.
And their arses in the air duckie!
Speaking of zoos…
Where is Blinky tonite ?
With the kids again ?
And do we ever see Eva Yvette with him ?
So, the taser guns used to zap moatey were not approved for use in the UK.
Correct, and were in ‘testing’ mode. Also note that the plod farce who pulled the tazer triggers (West Yorkshire) weren’t even trained in the use of tazers. The units were supplied by Northumbria plod.
A law unto their own.
aye but we’d been practicin’ wi paintball guns man…
This is the gun/taser.and look who is firing it,why it’s snarler of the riverbank in Rothbury
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/355/xrepbanner05.jpg
If only it were Rod Hull’s Emu.
that is actually how gordon spends most weekends. it’s a little known fact that gordon and peter’s first split came about when peter borrowed the emu for the weekend and then wouldn’t give it back……that’s when gordon moved onto the rocking horse….
Word up is that Rod Hull had a giant co-ck, and leather-faced hairdresser type s-l-a-g-s used to line up to be shagged by the the unfunny tw-at, and of course they wanted fisting up the arse like Emu.
Ha ha ha – he fell off the roof and died.
I bet you’d like Emu up your arse.
HOGGIE!???
12/1 against Balls with 25/1 against Burnham and 33/1 Abbott
Who’s the bloke in the photo? Another one for the leadership race? Could be a contender.
Surely with those eyelashes it must be Andy Burnham.
He said on the TV today that the TwentyThousand Death Tax for elderly care was his idea and absolutely the right thing to do.
He said Labour had ‘invented Comprehensive Education and look what a success that had been’ and that his proposals for elderly care would be just as impressive!
Gordon takes it on his front bottom.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/83556/original.jpg
He`s the only commie with hair in the photo
West Yorkshire plod tazered me using tazers supplied by Northumbria plod. West Yorkshire don’t have their own tazers therefore wouldn’t have been trained in their use.
To top it off the Home Office were still testing the stun guns used on me.
Plod are fucking bastards and will close ranks as per usual. Is it any wonder people up and down the country feel fucked off?
Fuck off plod. If there’s rioting as cuts bite be very afraid.
Rotting in Hell ?
Only if you think Heaven is an avenging sort of place.
At the same time it is possible that a hidden hand brought this unhappy saga to an end this way before there could be any more destruction.
Plod by any chance, covering up for your own?
Gordon is taking it easy these days.
http://tinyurl.com/2wfauct
Left-handed.
What loyal workers Brown’s staff are.
Kirsty having endured numerous nokias around her ears for failed speeches and Sue for her failure to keep Brown away from straight talking Yorkshire lasses, still stoically turn out to his party invitations at dodgy places like the zoo to keep up his numbers.
Then again Sue did get a place in the House of Lords for her tribulations. I wonder what Kirsty got?
“I wonder what Kirsty got?”
Sloppy seonds on Sarah after a bit of turkey basting action, perhaps?
rochdale move to yorkshire?
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you are the real ed balls and its a team of 1
So, Gordon’s a zoophile. Looking at Sarah, why am I not surprised.
Before working in P.R., Sarah had a job in the orangutan enclosure.
She scrubs up reasonably, after a shit, shave and shampoo. Post-op, she’ll be fine.
“She scrubs up reasonably, after a shit, shave and shampoo”………. shoot ashore, shag a sheila and shoot through.
Suitably emended for the circumstances presented by the Beard, that would be “shoot ashore, shag a shemale and shoot through.”
Short cuts, short cuts. No time anymore? In my day it was shit, shower, shave and shampoo.
Er, Brownjob can make it down from Kirkcaldy to go to parties, but not to work in Westminster, or am I missing something vital?
Easy: Westminster pays the expenses without requiring attendance but you have to actually be at the party to eat and drink the host’s offerings. Roman.
The real question is did he bring a carrier bag full of bricks and covered with a thin scurf of beer cans to the bash, like the old days?
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Your blog open for business yet tat – been a year now, surely the html is nearly debugged by now?
Still learning to log-on.
Loved the video of your parents on the previous thread tat.
Can’t believe that Guido is taking money to advertise the evil Bliar’s book of lies. Talk about taking dirty money……..
Aw FFS! You will be talking about ethical foreign policy next.
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I hope, for his arse’s sake, that Gordon stayed clear of the naughty elephants:
Guido, following it on twitter, just want to say good for you to standing up to the thought-poice antics of katie curtis whoever she is.
Her bio states:
Labour Party & Coop Party Member, LGBT Labour Women’s Officer, Unite Shop Steward & in my spare time I work in the Trade Union movement!
In other words she is the kind of parasite which has ruined this country and thinks this gives her the right to tell people how they are allowed to speak, her little approved words list.
Sorry Katie, we still have some freedom of speech left in England however much your party tried to extinguish it (when they weren’t busy killing innocent Iraqis).
I’m sure that Katie Curtis and Kirsty Macneill have been lovers at some point….
She ticks all the wrong boxes for me,she only omitted animal rights and global warming………hooness!
I’m getting worried. Where’s nell?
Fucking plod using her for tazer practice hopefully.
I think they are probably planning to do that with Concrete Thingy
Mr nell has a tendancy to run amok with the cattle prod.
It’s cheaper than Viagra.
she’s dumped the cider and is off her face on southern comfort tonight
I saw her throwing turnips at passers by and screeching about Gordon Brown hiding in her barn
Incidentally, Hank Roberts, mentioned in dispatches on the last page, still has not responded to my (tongue-in-cheek, but consistent with his logic) presumption that he would not object to public money being spent organising a protest against the high level of public spending.
Despite being paid, apparently twice over by the public purse, at a pay rate over double the national average, he can only spend time on this blog during work hours and clocks off at 5pm sharp.
Until people like him are booted out, this country cannot recover.
Until people like you are booted out… Oh, i forgot. You already have been.
You misspelt wank
Unfortunately, it would appear that you would be unable to appreciate the difference between volition and vol-au-vent, thus rendering you, along with fundamentalist theocrats, beyond the reach of rational argument.
Have i got this right? We train up the Afghan National Army to demonstrate the ability of a paramilitary force to subdue traditional tribal rule for a corrupt central government.
Is this the blueprint for another Pakistan?
Have i got this right? We train up the Afghan National Army to demonstrate the ability of a paramilitary force to subdue traditional tribal rule for a corrupt central government.
Is this the blueprint for another P*kistan?
Yes, you have it right. You forgot to mention that once trained they then turn their weapons on trainers (us) and kill us.
Makes one want to weep. Just what the hell are we doing there?
almost right
we’re training and arming one side of a full scale Afghan civil war when it comes
and it’s coming
whether we’re there in five years, ten years or leave today
So, at PMQ’s tomorrow, will we hear the usual mealy mouthed platitudes at the heroism and sacrifice that is necessary in order to bring “democracy” to Afghanistan?
There is no heroism involved. The forces are being picked off one by one, four at once etc. just so that bigger players can have their way with world demarcation and control.
Squaddies being blown up are not heroes. Wives will weep until the cows come home, the cows will appear before the troops. They are cannon fodder. Until the MSM accept the fact (they know it but won’t accept/print it) the useless deaths will continue.
For some reason the shite mod here didn’t like the following, replace # with e.
Th#r# is no h#roism involv#d. Th# forc#s ar# b#ing pick#d off on# by on#, four at onc# #tc. just so that bigg#r play#rs can hav# th#ir way with world d#marcation and control.
Squaddi#s b#ing blown up ar# not h#ro#s. Wiv#s will w##p until th# cows com# hom#, th# cows will app#ar b#for# th# troops. Th#y ar# cannon fodd#r. Until th# MSM acc#pt th# fact (th#y know it but won’t acc#pt/print it) th# us#l#ss d#aths will continu#.
Isn’t Livingstone mates with Hugo Chavez? Chavez is sending two people to jail for 11 years for Twittering about how bad the Venezuela economy is. Good thing ZuLabour didn’t do that or else they would have needed to intern 70% of the country.
http://en.rsf.org/venezuela-twitter-users-facing-11-year-jail-12-07-2010,37927.html
70% of the country use Twitter? This truly is the end
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7888653/How-on-earth-can-a-monster-like-Raoul-Moat-be-hailed-a-hero.html
The chavs and benefit cheats of the UK hail this man as a Hero.
Well one can see why.
He beats up his children with his fists. He beats up his partners with a baseball bat . Threatens to shoot his mother with a shotgun. Does shoot the only partner he ever had who really gave him loyalty before he betrayed her.
And then shoots and kills one innocent man and shoots and blinds another.
He’s a member of the UK North East mafia underworld. Has a history of violence. Deals in drugs!!!
He’s obviously a great human being!!!
My Goodness the Police are now using Tasers against gangsters!!!
The US Police must be laughing at us!!!
What a ‘Keystone Cop’ affair we are!!!
Here we have a reggie/ronnie kray type person in our sights and we aim a stun gun at him rather than a bullet!
As I said the US Police are laughing at us aren’t they?!!!
they’re laughing at you nell you daft yokel twat
fucking ITN blurred snarlers face out when 6 billion have the original picture.sad establishment bastards
He was a canny lad and liked a bit of fishing.
I found it funny how plod shat themselves as soon as someone decided to John Rambo them.
He may of failed and sulked away in the sewers for a week and never actually do much of what he claimed in talking more cops down.
But his death has certainely embedded the seed in the publics mind.
If you have nothing to lose, take on the cops and you become someone with non stop media coverage and you will be hero worshipped by people whether you win or lose.
If Raoul Moat lived he would of been a celebrity in jail.
Thats why they killed him.
he’s our hero and your not now fuck off back to the shit stabbing bbc
He’s a member of the Glasgow mafia underworld. Has a history of violence. Deals in drugs!!!
He’s obviously a Scottish Labour MP!!!
Karzai, Petraeus in talks on Afghan militias
KABUL — Afghanistan’s president and the commander of foreign forces in the country are trying to reach an agreement on creating a grass-roots militias to fight the Taliban, an official said Tuesday.
US media have reported that US General David Petraeus, who took over command of 140,000 US and NATO troops on July 4, has been pushing for the establishment of Iraq-style tribal militias to fight militants in remote Afghan villages.
The reports have said that President Hamid Karzai has opposed the plan because of its potential to weaken his government.
The truth is we can never win in Afghanistan.
They make their money from the poppy (heroin)
And their tribal affiliations are unbreakable.
It would be better to isolate them and target them with missiles rather then to keep killing US and UK troops , patrolling, on the ground!
Time to withdraw and implement a more radical strategy!!
Why not just leave them to get on with their gardening in peace you fucking warmonger.
‘a grass-roots militias to fight the taliban’
They both believe in Islam so effectively you are replacing the taliban with errrr the taliban.
Good job thick fucking American idiots…..if they had brains they would be dangerous and maybe win a war on there own for once.
heres a live one
For some reason the shite mod here didn’t like the following, replace # with e.
Th#r# is no h#roism involv#d. Th# forc#s ar# b#ing pick#d off on# by on#, four at onc# #tc. just so that bigg#r play#rs can hav# th#ir way with world d#marcation and control.
Squaddi#s b#ing blown up ar# not h#ro#s. Wiv#s will w##p until th# cows com# hom#, th# cows will app#ar b#for# th# troops. Th#y ar# cannon fodd#r. Until th# MSM acc#pt th# fact (th#y know it but won’t acc#pt/print it) th# us#l#ss d#aths will continu#.
Gordon wouldn’t be feeling so cheerful if he knew what Mandy had been saying about him.
It’s being serialised in my blog. I beat Rupert Murdoch to it.
HonestYou can see the latest excerpt here
Ed Balls isn’t the only one flogging a dead horse.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/7885809/Female-Czech-MPs-pose-for-calendar.html
The last one gave me a stiffy.
heffer giving it mongs to Rothbuy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7888653/How-on-earth-can-a-monster-like-Raoul-Moat-be-hailed-a-hero.html
Divvunt carl us mongs, man. Merrrty worra fuckin hero, like. Berra ‘n Rambeur. This heffa fella’ll gerrimself a reet twattin if he cums up heer. Fuckin southern poncy poof, like.
bets next time he visits he wears a vest
I love how the Consverative MP’s and voters have gone from lets bring back the troops before the election to oh we must stay and finish the job, stiff upper lip boys and girls.
Why would that be?
Because the Consverative MP’s are raking in the kickbacks from the vested interests such as Haliburton now they are in charge?
Because the Consverative voters never actually cared about the troops in the first place and just used them as a stick to beat Labour so they could get into power?
Food for thought.
Would of been funny at 2.23 if a Taliban sniper with a old Dragunov managed to make a JFK shot on him and his head just exploded infront of the camera.
‘would ‘ have’ been funny…
No it wouldn’t!!!
Warmongering Labour isn’t funny. Full stop!!!
Yeah they aren’t lucky I don’t support any of Britains three warmongering parties in the house of parliament.
we all know he’s the heir to Blair is Nu-Liebour through and through but Dave is Prime Minister and he’s the one refusing to bring the troops home
so he’s obviously a warmonger now and so are you for hypocritically cheering him on while he does it
you can’t have it both ways dear
if you supported the Iraq and Afghan quagmires you ARE a warmonger
that includes Blair Brown and Cameron
Leave the Taliban alone
Pull out and watch the army desert to the Taliban?
They are doing it anyway while we are still there!
Ask your sources on the grapevine about the numerous incidents Afghani police and army have up sticks and deserted to the Taliban as soon as they have come under some pressure.
You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear.
The whole thing is doomed unless jobs and wealth other than joining the Aghan army or growing opium can be created.
the whole thing is doomed
simple as that
troops out now
Politicians care only for public opinion. They are quite happy to consider dead troops a price worth paying as long as it doesn’t affect the polls. Until the public demand an end to the pointless waste of lives, expect crocodile tears and pronouncements of sanctimonious praise for those who give up a bit more than two minutes of PMQ’s.
that was the wrong video,this is it.
now you see how determined they are to win.
His bomb wasn’t very good lol
Now I’m convinced the “war” can never be won. Looked like a diversity training exercise for social workers. How many shots did it take FFS. Moaty would have had him in one.
Says all you need to know about the previous Labour cabinet. They all knew that Brown was mad, bad and dangerous and did nothing about it. What a bunch of spineless self-interested traitorous gimps. All of them now trying to be Labour leader.
The Tory’s knew it too but still voted for Iraq and Afghanistan
With respect, my dear 207, you make it seem as though the rest of the traitorous c unts in the cabinet were sane enough to recognise madness (ie someone different to themselves).
And now we have a sane Cabinet with the likes of Clegg, Cable, Teather and Gove?
Nope!
I see the Times is quoting Bliar as having said the one eyed gay jock mong was a nutter. What a shock, not. But have the BBC actually run any stories about the mong and Mandelsons’s book? I haven’t seen anything.
Remember when Lance Price brought his book out? He was basically called a liar on the BBC, the vile poof Richard Bacon on Radio 5 lost his temper with Price for bringing out a book that could harm Liebour’s chance of winning the election (if anyone has the audio to that interview or a transcript please link it) and Bacon kept sniping that where in Price’s book he stated that the mong had a vile temper and was a bit of a twat Bacon kept sneering that “we only have your word of for it” despite Price double checking his sources.
Funny that the faggot infested BBC seem unwilling to run any stories about McMong now.
He was probably a CIA asset pre programmed to do it as soon as it looked like a pull out by us.
one for later
What’s all this bollocks on AlJaBeeba 2 about QINETIQ ‘reversion’ – ing eight Chinnoks?
Are these the Chinooks for the S pecial F orces that were fucked up and mothballed by Brhoon and ‘his’ finance cum ‘administration’ – if you can call that shower of losers that?
They should ALL be in the Zoo, – stuffed! – as some kind of zoological freaks.
The shit stabbing BBC clearly made that film to show after a McTwat victory. Oh dear BBC, back to shit stabbing on Hampstead Heath for you lot.
what do you mean back?You were not giving them another chance were you?
Well AlJABeeba (and the hopeless hapless toadies in the film) make it look like a triumph of GOK what? – ‘British’ spunk and determination and brilliance and determination against the odds and all that bollocks?
And about ‘saving lives’ – etc ad nauseum.
And if they have misrepresented they should be hounded out of the place and strung up along with that fucking bastard Brhoon. And Bollocks. And Bliar. And PrezzTrough. And MandelSlime. And all the other two-faced conniving bastards.
Make sure you wash the blood of another four British dead off your worthless carcasses before you settle down to a good nights sleep.
Until you awake in the small hours to the sound of baying in the distance.The mob coming for you.
You are of course talking to bliar, broon and alastarirc and their stooge hutton aren’t you??!!
huttonsanonce huttonsanonce huttonsanonce
Yes, and the shit arse stooges from all sides of the House that cheered them on, and continue to back the policy of pissing lives down the drain in a vain attempt to preserve “face”.
are they in charge of our troops right now you daft yokel ?
they are warcriminals and so is your hero Dave the heir to Blair who refuses to get the troops home
Dave isn’t my hero. He’s as much of a Hunt as the previous shower of shite were with respect to the Afghan ‘mission’.
Dave going for a photo op with smiling troops in the desert wastelands doesn’t do it for me. It’s a shame that it seems to ‘do it’ for the MSM idiots. Then again, the MSM don’t have real journalists, merely shrills for their paymasters.
The resemblance between this photo and the one of the ostrich, are entirely coincidental.
http://www.nigelhaversalliance.com/pics/darling.jpg
Sarah Brown has fungus feet:
http://blog.lovethoseshoes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sarah-Browns-Feet.jpg
Have you ever seen anything as sickening. No wonder the spawn from the that loon and her fungus hole are all hideous deformed freaks.
Like the Camerons?
nell is quiet
Of course I am quiet!.
Because I am looking for people who can at least spell properly!
As in Oh nell ‘where’ are you?? NOT were!!
More Importantly why our lads dying because of afghan traitors??!!
Time for the coalition to do something about it and stop it happening???!!!
Maybe time to get our lads out of there now??!!!
maybe fuck all dear
TROOPS OUT NOW!
Spell cunt as you are one.
You are nell and I claim my diversity oriented, sales driven, focus targeted bonus.
You know what? Fuck all that shit, life is too short.
“Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
”
If I have already submitted the comment, which I have, at least have the decency to publish it before submitting some gobbledygook IT crap nonsense.
Just yawned, leant over and nooticed my original post hasn’t been POSTED!
Get a fucking decent comment system for commentards or fuck off!
A chumps tea party
Most Wednesdays at noon. Book early to avoid disappointment. Roll in the aisles as trained monkeys savage each other in a mutual wank-a-thon, involving lots of primatal gestures and tribal screeching.
Mankind can learn a lot about modern civilisation from these primative clowns.
Plus the added attraction of order order mini monkeys that like to type infinite variations of the word “bananas”, in the belief that they belong to the winning side.
We request that Mr.Brown desists from bothering the animals with his person.
Squaddies etc. are not heroes nor sacrificing themselves for the country, certainly not ‘my’ country. They are pawns in a game played by people whose offspring are doing ‘gap years’ etc.
I resent the ritual, almost tribal, ‘outpouring of grief’ aired on the media as if we are meant to defer to their greater good. They knew what they signed up to and more ‘fool’ them.
The Army is not where most bright people would go as their first choice of career, apart from officers who tend not to get blown up. I appreciate there are exceptions however that doesn’t make it right. It’s sad but no sadder than the people who send them to war with inadequate kit, no real mission purpose and who seem intent on keeping them there.
If any MP had a conscience they would do whatever was within their power to get these poor unfortunates home. If MPs can’t do this, which in itself is a demonstration of the mire this place is in, the country can. If it takes riots about cuts and the like to encourage a bigger focus on just what the hell this country is doing there, in other places and generally I welcome that.
A trickle of lives is a price well worth paying.
A torrent is just taking the piss.
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/355/xrepbanner05.jpg
But that would look as if they were defeated. We can’t have that slur cast on my political reputation.
For as long as call me Dave is in charge nothing will change soon. I’ve heard his remarks about 2014 or 2015 but cannot understand what the great wait is about. He is being leant on. CMD doesn’t have a conscience.
I marched with the Stop the War coalition in the build up to the great Iraq expedition. It would take only a factor of 2 or 3 more marchers to overwhelm Westminster and fucking plod who are so keen to protect their status as Gods most gifted to mankind.
All it would take is a squaddie with real skills to finish what Raoul Moat started and blame it on the wars and governments shabby treatment of the forces then they would soon shit themselves with the prospect that a when the whole lot comes back from Stan that it would be game over for Westminister.
If an ex army with a grude decided to bleed out some MP’s and Cops, the public would cheer them on and the anti-war lot in the Guardian would cream themselves in delight.
‘it would be game over for Westminister if they didn’t do something soon’.
I would more than welcome that turn of events.
The whole Moat ‘thing’ demonstrates that there are plenty of people who have had enough of being micromanaged by Westminster; what to think, who to cheer and what to pay taxes for. I saw the woman who’s husband (partner?) had been gunned down on TV earlier pondering why there were so many signing up to Moat. If I didn’t think it was an establishment stitch-up to encourage people to walk the line I would have been interested.
Sure, she lost someone she may have loved but plenty more are being sacrificed in Afghanistan for no reason other than a political one. Politics starts in Westminster and the sooner they realise they are put there by us the better.
It may be better for Westminster to realise this sooner rather than later. For the squaddie bearing a grudge, I would give him house room today.
p.s. If he could follow this up with an ‘English awakening’ at the EU parliament I’d throw in the return train fare too.
this is steady banter but realistically the gateway to anarchy… the province of terrorists. Once knocking off politicians becomes de rigeur we might as well tool the public at large up and wait for the blood bath.
Ooh Codebreaker, look at you! Are you plod, mi5/6/7/8/9 or 10 or just someone who cannot come back with a cognisant response?
I’m looking forward to PMQs later today! I’ve got some great one-liners prepared, courtesy of Ayesha! I’ll totally destroy Cameron with my intelligence and my comedy stylings!
I’m not. Same old ya boo sucks with nothing of note affecting any one or thing beyond their own closeted lives.
Wai, man! I vooted Labour, like! Does yowze still think I was a heroo?
Daddy, can we go to Canterbury please? Every time mummy comes back from Canterbury, she looks very happy. It must be a really nice place.
No, you are far too rich to have to get killed on behalf of others who don’t know any better.
You stay in Blighty with me and your PR mummy and after I have written my memoirs and bought a few more large houses you won’t have the need to prostitute yourself for the country on behalf of people who know about as much about real life as I.
Hip hip hooray for Dave!!! He’s simply wonderful.
No he isn’t. On matters that most level headed people have at the top of their priority list (not sending people to their needless death) he is as bad as the last cruddy lot. He’s worse in fact. He had a new mandate to govern and bottled it.
Cuts, ‘in it together’ and the crappy NHS come secondary to the fact that HE is allowing the continued slaughter of his own people. How brave is that?
Fuck off Dave and take your snivelling Sam Cam PR shill with you.
Hope they collected up all the ZooLab shit afterwards for the rhubarb patch.
It’s good to see the poor slaves will have to accept responsibility for the economic crisis. We dont want the rich to suffer do we?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/7888729/Millions-face-four-year-fall-in-standard-of-living.html
told you I’d be back chin chin
If you are as bad as the previous one I hereby put you on a warning.
It’s a shame that the current market economy doesn’t allow me to make more money than I could ever spend. What we need is debt, the sort of stuff that used to fill my bonus packet.
I am not saying that that debt is good, well, actually I am. I need debt, I crave debt, I want people to mortgage their souls to me.
(as heard on R4 and various other ‘city finance house’ outfits today!
Anything I want. The fucktards will lap it up, whatever I say. The more emotion I put in to my reportage the less you will care – about anything!
Orla Guerin appears on R4, BBC1, BBC News etc.
(Tread carefully out there, won’t you!)
Your moderation is crap.
Yeah, yeah get my own blog etc.I hear you say but I say fuck you. If you purport to be on the side of ‘freedom’ your mod procedures leave a lot to be desired.
Fuck you!
It would be wrong to prejudice my enhanced pension by saying things that everyone else knows.
Oooooh some shitty arty farty bitch who used to know a beetle says shite.
Fuck off!
“Einstein’s E=mc2 was Italian’s idea.”
Molto bene(fit).
According to Mandy, the Bliar said that Gordon was mad, bad, dangerous and beyond redemption.
In other news, Mandy reports that the Bliar said that water is wet.
Blah blah blah, give me your money you Hunts.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/eclipse-the-destruction-of-new-labour/
Eclipse: the destruction of New Labour, a Gothic Tale.
Markets are up, discretion is down, dollars are up, Nick Ferrari’s knowledge is down, arse licking is up etc etc etc.
Fuck that shit.
Suck on my cock you awful poor people of London whom I wouldn’t wish to traduce but to do so makes me feel ever so more squidgy inside than I am already outside.
I love Christianity and Britishness, they both give me reason to take big advantage and invade your country and then blow you sad fuckers up!
a spastic pretending he’s a muslim
now that’s comedy
You think Muslims don’t want to do this?
You, sir/madam, are the spastic and in all probability a muslim too.
Kirsty McNeill a lesbian ?
She’s changed !
I just don’t believe it. A whole evening has elapsed without
a squeak from Nell. Could she have had one Taser Test too
many at the nearby Norfuck Taser Testing Centre?
Or,maybe her old man has smashed the fuck out of her
computer ‘cos she wouldn’t get his tea?
She said a day or two ago she was about to go into hospital for a while. Maybe they don’t allow laptops on the ward.
Fuck off to the Moat survivor infesting my telly screen.
What is the point? To reinforce the ‘national thing’ with respect to cheering the fucking plod in whatever they do and wherever they do it?
Fuck off.
In 2015 and beyond we [Britain] may still be there. – Laim Fox
Bliar to Mandy “Gordon wants you buried. I have no illusions any more. He could come for me – and he would do probably if he got the chance.”
Quite the most appropriate venue for this collection of political predators, hyenas and vultures. Any chance of a permanent transfer to the cages next door?
Can he get cancer now?