Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Andrew Lansley Has Been Shot | Dan Hodges
Another Gay Gaffe From Ken | Standard
Pensioners Paying Price for Funny Money | Telegraph
Ken Penis Gaffe | Metro
Hague Photo Mystery | Guardian
The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Why would Rolf Harris be sharing a jar or two of raspberry beer with Raoul Moat?
At least the humorous element of this cartoon is easier to divine than usual…
Well i suppose their on the amber nectar
“they’re”, Mr. Plum. Tsk tsk tsk.
Sorry went to a B.S. comp
Is that Ermine on a speccy presser?
Tsk tsk, that’s ‘bog standard comprehensive.’
It’s to do with drink?
It’s to do with.
prince Phil and Rolf harris?
You mean you can tell what it is yet?
can you press my laugh button
I’m presuming the one on the right is the Tory who was caught pissed out of his mind that you can see in the Sun story. (which Guido strangely missed in his in-depth reporting of MP’s on the piss) But who the one on the left is god only knows.
Clearly its John Randall MP and Mark Reckless MP.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7883204/MPs-gain-130-expenses-by-talking-until-1am.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293762/I-drunk-vote-Budget-confesses-Tories-Mark-Reckless.html
No, it’s randy Andy
Did I say ‘randy’, sorry, I meant ‘bandy’.
Yes – the bald bloke looks a bit like Mark Reckless (but not his photo on the BBC website, which must be 10+years old!)
The one on the left is Rolf Harris.
The one on the right looks like Andrew Marr but I thought he was a mormon and so doesn’t drink
Nah, its tom watson, before he went completely to seed.
Tom Watson started off from that state.
It was in the links section and it was mentioned that the bar was still cheap but it’s hardly subsidised booze if guiness is over 2quid a pint still – yeah, it costs more in london normally but that’s for building costs…. and tax.
So they pay a little less tax on their beer in effect … well good – ensure’s that they aren’t too sober when they vote and are more likely to vote against the whip.
Try getting out of London before assuming the cost of a pint of Guinness is only dear in London due to building costs. Even up North, the ‘real’ North and not bloody Birmingham, you’ll find Guinness is almost £3 a pint in most pubs. You won’t find a pint cheaper than that anywhere in Cumbria or Northumberland, no wonder they get legless, I would too if it was that cheap!
Stop any subsidy, in fact remove the bars – they are there to work for us, not to get bladdered. In the real world you’re lucky to get a subsidised canteen, why should they have a subsidised pub in their place of work? If they’re too pissed to drive then they’re to pissed to vote.
You’re sho wrong! You are sho wrong and thatsh why I love you. I mean, itsh not as if itsh an important vote, ish it? Only the emergenshy budget. *hic*
Wheresh me hotel? eh? eh? You’re paying for it, sho you should know where it ish, shouldn’t you? Itsh got a minibar, yeah?
could it be the head of BBC ?
You answered yourself, the clue is Tory.
Just cos you don’t know your drunken MPs….
Only shoplifting is cheaper ! Get Sheffield’s best Deals & Shops now
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The chav’s in Sheffield already know that Guido, no need to advertise it
Bottoms up chaps.
A TORY MP has apologised after getting too dr*nk to take part in a crucial Budget vote.
Mark Reckless, 39, got so legless in a Commons bar during the late-night debate he fell over.
The newly-elected Mr Reckless, who had to be helped into a cab home by colleagues, said: “I feel very embarrassed. It’s a mistake I will not be repeating.
“I don’t know what came over me. It was a long day and I’d had a very early breakfast meeting.
“I normally have just one or two and know when to stop. I don’t know what happened. I don’t remember falling over.”
Mr Reckless, MP for Rochester and Strood in Kent, said because of his unsteady state it would have been “inappropriate” for him to have voted.
The vote on Labour attempts to block the planned VAT hike finally took place at 2.07am on Wednesday after more than six hours of debate.
It was defeated by the Government. Commons bars took a record £5,000 as MPs killed time waiting for the vote.
Another new Tory MP, South East Cornwall’s Sheryll Murray, denied being rude to a Commons doorkeeper after “a couple of glasses of wine”. She said: “I don’t recall any altercation.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3049594/MP-I-was-too-drunk-to-vote-in-Commons.html
Robin Day interviewing Andrew Marr in the Rovers Return unless I’m very much mistaken!
Jim Royal quaffing with that bloke who used to do that property program with that bird with the piggy nose.
I think i’ve made that clear.
Would you have stuffed the bird with the piggy nose? I’m not being prurient, just trying to establish the correct program.
Yup.
That narrows it down a bit!!!!!
Sarah big-tits Beanie or Thirsty Kirsty?
Pissed MP’s taking the piss out of pissed off taxpayers. Seems about right.
Meanwhile our troops in Afghanistan are needlessly wasting their lives, more than 60% of thieving MP’s and ex-MP’s still un-punished for looting the public purse and an un-elected clueless Government.
More than enough to drive an MP to subsidised drink!
A Pinstripe Barbill and a man waiting for a cab.
Mandelsons Turd Man launch seems to be going swell.
I like these cartoons about the AGW scam better.
http://bishophill.squarespace.com/blog/category/josh?
Jolly hockey sticks.
Not Jolly if you’re a on the wrong end of the scam i.e. a taxpayer.
Rolf Harris and Andrew Marr?
They do look like Rolf Harris and Marr if you squint at the cartoon in a dark room
David Cameron insisted yesterday the Government would “continue to invest in political blogging sites” despite axing Order ,Order.
He told Pravda that Guido Fawkes was”understandably disappointed that they won’t be getting the money the last government boasted about and I feel for them”.
Are you new here?
FFS, go for a walk. Breath some air.
No! No! Stay still! Stop breathing!
These cartoons are in the manner of a Joycean stream of unconsciousness. They may be interpreted in any manner you see fit, or not at all.
A Post-modern cartoon?
IMHO Post modern is normally a synonym for shit.
Crap cartoon. I haven’t got pointy ears
Ashamed … MP Mark Reckless
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3049594/MP-I-was-too-drunk-to-vote-in-Commons.html
O/T but how appropriate that Mandelslime is launching his grubby little modern take on *Tit Bits* at the Peacock Theatre
Is one of these chaps “Thinking of me in a non-threatening way”? Oh, and who is ‘Jim’ Garner? Britain’s Local Candidate? What’s that?
Good question, who the fuck is Jim Garner!
I don’t want to visit the web site. Mrs Grimelord checks my internet history and if she spots a labour type web address among the porn web sites my like won’t be worth living.
Every R&M cartoon immediately generates truckloads of “who are they” comments – doesn’t that say something? At least with the IDS one they wrote his name on it.
It’s a tradition now. Like Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding or playing the National Anthem after the end of a film at the cinema – what? They stopped doing that?
They used to work for identikit before here
No wonder the filth can’t find anyone.
No there is no chance they will become as famous as L S Lowery
Or even L S Lowry.
L Slowery
Malcolm Lowry, more like…
matchbox trucks or Dinky
Usually cos they feature politicians who most of the posters have never heard of.
Spock-kangarillapig ?
But what about my book?
But about my book – what?
FFS if this the best you can do on a Monday morning that maybe it the right thing to do to close down!!
As good as your grammar?
You leave my Granma out of it!! Blame the Spanish win over the Dutch thugs and our celebrations!!
Celebrashions? Where? You show me the way, Toashted me old pal, you show me. I’ll shtand you for a few drinksh, don’t you worry. You’re my besht friend. We should shtick together, you an’ me.
Joberg airport tomorrow! Put it down as a fact finding tour on expenses! Mine’s a double!!
Toasted, you’re one of those people who complain about television whilst forgetting there is an off button. Sad negative fucker.
“Sad negative fucker” Now surely that comment should be directed to the individual who devised the Dutch tactics for the ‘game’? What’s this television comment? Flying home tomorrow!!
weres the CEOP button?
I want to ride my bicycle – The Queen.
http://tinyurl.com/2wne2ur
ahhhhhhhhh too early
What did I ever see in that man? Yuk.
Lovely:
http://pixpin.com/images/44774709197963110659.jpg
The sad old queen has let himself go.
Careful your lordship, we wouldn’t want you to be hit by a bus.
Nick Clegg:
The nation salutes you in demonstrating who had the moral compass and humiliating the despot, the UK ruining, the incompetent-annointed Labour leader and never-democratically elected, Brown.
“He adds that Mr Brown eventually accepted he would have to quit, but did not want it to look like he had been forced out.
Lord Mandelson quotes him as saying: “I have been humiliated enough.”
Bigot
“I have been humiliated enough.”
Still sees himself as the victim not the cause, as do all his ex-ministerial colleagues. Has he been seen or has PR day-release been cancelled?
No, Peter, you have been very naughty and you need to be humbled. Back in the cage with you!
Halve, stone and chop the plums (about the same size as you would for an apple pie – not too big, not too small). Drop them into a large saucepan. Core, peel and chop the apples and pears in the same way. Peel, stone and chop the mango. Put all the fruit in the pan.
Stir sugar, vinegar, onions, ginger, garlic, mustard seeds, coriander, crushed chillies and salt into the pan, then drop the cinnamon stick on top. Heat slowly for about 20 mins, giving an occasional stir, until the sugar has dissolved. Now leave the chutney to simmer at a steady pace, without a lid, stirring occasionally until reduced and thickened, but still with a nice balance of syrupy juice. This will take about 1½ hrs. You don’t want to cook it until all the liquid has gone, as it will thicken once it cools. Discard the cinnamon stick.
Using a heatproof jug, pour the chutney while still hot into sterilised jars. It will keep for about a year in a cool, dry place.
GB: “I have been humiliated enough.”
I don’t think we’ve got started on this project yet.
I’d imagine you are still working on the Moaty Memorial, you sad old twat.
Where is Nell in the mornings?
crushing turnips in a cauldron.
Maybe she is used as a target for a nearby Taser Testing Unit somewhere
in Norfuck and don’t revive until about 7.30pm.
She’s plugged into her charger
Lying in coffin waiting for nightall.
She will be over at court,she is the local magistrate,pity the poor twats who go in front of her.
I think I came . I thought I saw. I think I voted.
I saw, I conquered, I came.
The French resistance would have loved him in 1940, they might not have surrendered so quick if they had more of him …”
344 deaths by taser.
http://www.dailypaul.com/node/128723
one on our right is Howard Webb
You get the politicians you deserve and you aint seen the half of what they plan, political reform who wants to elected MPs who wants to serve their community and country, none elected what
Definitely need to cut more than 50 of the troughers. Dave’s pre-election promise was 10% (i.e. 65). Compo’s was 150. How did they arrive at just 50?
Oh and all subsidies for food & drink in the Palace of Westminster should be cut with immediate effect. Would probably save the odd billion or two.
I suppose the logic is that they’ve got to have some incentive for the fuckers turning up at all.
Being caught drunk whilst driving a bill through the commons, should result in the perpatrator getting stoned.
The Jamaican team will win the 2014 world cup stoned
Oink! Oink! Gobble woffle grunt! Squeeeeeeeal!
Brown is dedicating his life to stinking out public toilets
he has his trousers round his ankles squeezing out a dehydrated pan cracker as we speak
Make mine a Double!
That’s pretty good of Arjen Robben, but Vic Reeves doesn’t have a beard.