Beauty and the Beeb
Tim Hames, the Speaker’s unprecedented spinner, announced he was off last week. Which is unfortunate for the Squeaker as he looks like he could need someone to help with handling the press come Thursday night…
Question Time’s producers, ever in search of controversy, like to rile people with their choice of guest. This week they have a member of Ed Ball’s campaign team who failed to become a councillor invited on the show. She calls herself a “writer and broadcaster” these days, but Guido has only ever seen a blog post (about Balls) and an interview on This Week, not sure being on Twitter constitutes being a professional writer. It seems even Labour aren’t stupid enough to let the proven liability become an official spokesman. Burnham is on the same night…
Has she really done anything in her own right rather than as the Speaker’s wife? Perhaps some other failed council candidates, with Twitter accounts, backing someone in the Labour leadership, should ask to be on Question Time. That seems to be the criteria…
She’s a tranny!
Blast you Belgium you ruined my attempt at the record
Could have sworn you were number 3 before!
sites fucked.nothing is joined to the post numbers,its what you get for trying to censor the internet
‘criterion’, please!
picks up from every station
I’ll bet that you can’t find me.
Still, if that remains the apotheosis of Labour aspirations, we should be able to sleep rather more soundly at nights.
Labour aspirations:
Lies, lies, lies.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/wmd-claims-were-lies-says-former-envoy-2024868.html
Time for some education, education, education.
I will sleep more soundly when the warmonger is locked up.
Blair is much more than a warmonger,he’s a war-criminal and war profiteer.He will burn.
And a c u n t of the first order who will undoubtedly burn in hell, hopefully slowly. And I say that from the bottom of my heart.
Why are we spending a fortune protecting him overseas ? Let someone get him—do everyone a favour.
Blair’s defence: I am human, therefore I had to lie.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/the-science-of-lying-why-the-truth-really-can-hurt-2018293.html
Where is Comment 1
“… He descended into hell ….”
You would think we were the old school bully’s
Apostrophe watch: The old school bully’s what?
ApostrophThe old school bully’s what:
‘The old school bully’s’ an anagram of ‘Slosh Out Belch’ Dolly ‘
I was in possession of a tent in a tent I was in with intent to kill cops
I\’ve just been tasering margaret becketts tits. We are twins separated at birth in different bin-bags by our mam.
Is Gordon Brown at work today?
No sign – it will be interesting to see his next expenses – and find out what he was claiming for that the united efforts of the world media could not uncover.
You aint seen nothing yet!
Outright censorship R Us together
Can someone translate. I’m trying to read between the lines here but are they trying to say that Back Alley Sally is a slag trying to ponce off her demon, midget husband’s notoriety as a flea’s cock of a Speaker?
Chi sin gweilo.
Everyone should read her tweets to understand the kind of brain-dead morons who blindly support labour – childish ranting, blaming everything on the daily mail (and thinking she’s clever by calling it daily fail), those annoying hashtag things (stuff like #bettaluknxttimedailyfail or #onlylaboursupportnhs etc) and just the most blatant tribalism imaginable – labour good, tory bad, regardless of the facts.
A revolting woman and an indiot who thinks that she’s intelligent. Mr Squeaker, you must so happy!
tory good labour bad, regardless of the facts
The facts of Life are conservative.
Stupid even by female Labour standards.
If you look up “Stupid Bitch” in the OED, there’s a picture of Sally Bercow.
You can colour in the picture with wax crayons, like I am doing now with nursie.
I expect that the other panellists, including Andy Burnham , and also the Chairman David Dimbleby, will take along a preservatif or two; one (or more) may strike lucky. Or unlucky, according to view.
She is a (self-confessed) binge-drinking druggie slapper:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233127/Sally-Bercow-I-binge-drinking-ladette-downed-bottles-wine-day-night-stands.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233542/Mrs-Speaker-Sally-Bercow-revealed-smoked-cannabis-public-school.html
Sacked from a PR job for lying about her Oxford Degree:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html
She’s certainly not totty.
More tatty than totty.
Funny that we were number 2 now you are,only Guido could change it so Guido is Brown.
I notice even the ugly chap who was stabbed made it into the house today, but Brown it would appear cannot escape Broadmmor.
Shadow education secretary Ed Balls has revealed that he was sent a fifth list of school rebuilding projects affected by the government’s programme of spending cuts by education secretary Michael Gove, which he claimed disclosed 20 more cancellations than the previous list. He told MPs this afternoon: “[Mr Gove] must now know there is widespread anger on all sides of the House, and now is time for this fucking pip-squeak to resign !”
At least when Moaty was on the run, Balls was not on the TV.
Ah divvent want ti say Northumbria Police are daft or owt, but they didn’t knaa Moaty had dandruff till they foond his Head and Shoulders up a tree.
.Grove on top form, showed Balls up for what he is, a right load of BOLLOCKS.
What wasn’t discussed was that last month, Gove had stopped the quango head responsible for providing the school building procurement figures, Tim Byles, from getting the £40,000 bonus Byles had regarded as his right.
Dirty tricks. How about depriving Byles of his £140,000 salary and finish the job?
Are you triplets?
No I am one nutty cripple with multiple personalities in the catholic tradition of a religious 3
that was to 5 but it did not join up.
The trinity?
if this is to us at 7 yes.and to let you know just in case this is to 34 Mr Pump
Good grief – do you really take life so seriously?
odd innit
“Has she really done anything in her own right rather than as the Speaker’s wife?”
Last week’s QT was perhaps one of the worst ever – even without YAB, Williams or Chacravatti – Jock politics is even worse than our own which is kinda understandable.
Last week’s QT was from Edinburgh where the Scotch intelligensia lives.Elsewhere in the Jock entity the inhabitants are actual sub-humans.
I was thinking of moving to Scotland but I can’t stand midges.
Midge Ure, Midge McDonald, Midge McTavish.
Fuck ‘em.
“Scotch intelligensia”
Is there such a thing?
Why have you pulled it,it’s out there mate?
it is just not as much fun to have self-imposed tweet limits
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/18340168893
airhead
Anyone seen my husband, my hero ??
Today I have mostly been leaving nasty reviews on Amazon about Peter’s horrid book. From my shed.
I see it is already reduced to half price and it hasn’t even been released yet. Advance orders must be well down.
Peter who?
Frank? From ZZ Top?
One of your moronic tweets is one too many.
Is it just me, or would anybody else like to punch Mr Bercow in the face, very hard?
I just wish that someone had told Moaty that Bercow was shagging his girlfriend…
Oh and that the opposition front bench had been pulling a train on her too….
Oh yes.
And all those c.unts at the BBC as well.
Every single fucking one of them as well, pinko fucking bastards.
Aunty playing favourites?
The very idea.
And this line-up makes Peter M’s latest ratings-desperate escapades look almost dignified.
Good job one is not obliged to watch, or pay for…
Oh.
Sally may fall in love with the Mascara Man.John should keep her under lock and key.
Sally Bercow is a fucking nobody with the charm of a tapeworm.
She is completely fucking pointless and her husband is a c*nt.
Did i miss anything?
Is this piggy enough, concrete?
http://tinyurl.com/392o2us
Deborah Saunt on Grand Designs.
She would register a high score on the ‘fapometer’.
You missed Geoff Hoon’s status as a complete and utter c.u.n.t.
No CP, you didn’t.
Rather succinctly put I thought…
The letter U.
hahaha…
> She is completely fucking pointless
Apparently she’s an excellent cock-holster.
Au contraire, everything slips right through, apparently.
Like chucking a chipolata up an alleyway
she is a slapper?
Sally must smell like a fish mongers bucket by now. I honestly thoughy John Bercow was a clever man – funny how wrong you can be.
BP have eventually decided to call in the experts to fix the leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Paul Gasgoine arrives tonight with a can of lager, some chicken and a fishing rod.
Check out the Gazza interview with Real Radio North East – July 2010.
I am told that its also on You Tube.
Knowing that Gazza is on his way is enough to tip anyone over the edge.
Gazza meant well. Unlike most of the media and northumbria plod.
…and a dressing gown!
I can confirm I have never taken Sally up the ally. Nor the Macauley woman for that matter.
Yowze should be pissed at dem coppers for killin me, like! I was the nooze for a hool week, man! Yowze didna have to see that Balls fella on your telly for a hool seven deez, man! Wai ai! Don’t fooget bout me, man!
Don’t worry Moaty Gazza’s got the fishing rod and chicken.
Well all I have to say is somethings trigger your suspicions and make you go digging were you normally would not bother. And the behavior of some we post about can lead you down a road you would never have seen let alone gone down.This will be what triggers a deep look into Brown.
Match the name to the right description.
Sue Sim, Margaret Beckett, Margaret Moran.
Fugly, ugly, vomit inducing.
I do believe we have a full house!
If so, let us burn the fucking thing down.
Old H’s ticket but no one took him up on it, well not enough
That’s a strange grin the Squeaker’s got. I think Sally must have hit his G Spot with her strap-on.
Burnham hitting hard
Burnham on BBC parliament acting like he’s on a Labour leadership interview, ooppss, sill me – he is!
Have you asked?
Can we start bets on whether McDoom will do himself in by year’s end? And by what method? I reckon it’ll be a jump off a cliff around conference time. He knows they won’t mention him and there’ll be no invitation to appear on stage to a standing ovation and rhetorical shouts to “come back”. The last thing the new Labour leader will want is for the public to be reminded of that Hunt. The conference combined with the autumn publication of B Liar’s The Journey will push him to the edge.
What do BP and the Conservative government have in common?
They’re both trying to put a cap on that the amount of black shit thats pouring in from over seas.
Perhaps they that she might say somthing interesting. There’s always a chance.
tats song
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1g6xd_bob-dylan-idiot-wind-1976_music
Didn’t someone have a book out today?
and today has been the biggest fall for the times.
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/timesonline.co.uk#
Thanks. Next …
Nell took out The Bible from a Norfuck library.
they look like a right couple of flids in that photo
that’s racism to cabbages
Oh come on rightist bloggers, Sally is the archetypal type of member wot Labour is all about.
She bangs on about being her own woman constantly to any fucker wot’ll listen, yet parasites off er wankstain of an usband.
Lets be fair Mr Bercow is a pretty impressive type of high achiever, and political collosus to parasite off, an no mistake I tells you.
This form of wretched ipocracy is acceptable because it’s the right thing to do I tells you!
Sally’s some might say off the peg, boorishly childish anti Toryist stance will delight, nay charm the audience of left wings dorks, teenage gobshytes, and public sector persons on sick leave wot those BBC mongs like to place in the audience.
The Grun refused my advert for WANTED stooges for polls and BBC QT,Said it was against their policy
she also complained about @eyespy in the Sunday Times yesterday sayign why are they reporting about her, she claimed she’s not a politician and so shouldn’t be talked about.
Shouldn’t make such a fucking exhibition of herself, then, should she? Fucking typical – craves attention, but only on her terms. What a fucking bozo.
Can we start bets on whether McDoom will do himself in by year’s end? And by what method? I reckon it’ll be a jump off a cliff around conference time. He knows they won’t mention him and there’ll be no invitation to appear on stage to a standing ovation and rhetorical shouts to “come back”. The last thing the new Labour leader will want is for the public to be reminded of that Hunt. The conference combined with the autumn publication of B Liar’s The Journey will push him to the edge.
I tried with Bill Hills.they will not take bets on anyone dying,My bet was that Israel would go into Gaza,which they did so I would have won a packet.And I also tried to get one on Ossetia which they refused to take,which also came to happen.Thinking of saying I went short on airlines on 9/11 but I don\t want the hassle.
The BBC stick any old halfwit dyke on if she hates the Tories.
careful,we might just point the commy finger at spies in the gov and turn it all around.
I resemble that remark
ԓԒԓԓ …Sisters are stickin it up themselves…ԓԒԓԓ
Who’s the Squeaker? We have lots of oil, much of it now onshore.
25,000 chicken tikka masalas please. And for my main, 175,000 Big Macs.
Yes m’lud, would you care for a nice young secretary to take roughly over the oak desk in the drawing room? It’s only what your lordship deserves, after fighting those nasty sexist tories all these years.
lords prefer them younger,much younger
is a pedo
You’ll never find me! Tee-hee!
I have to kick my husband’s step-ladder away at the crucial moment.
Do ya think I’m sexy? Ain’t I hotter than Slotgob?
Interesting question, maybe you should put the it differently;
Who would you rather fuck?
1) Cherie ‘slot-gob’ Blair
2) Sarah ‘calves’ Brown.
If those had been Moaty’s options, then he would have really topped himself, without any help from the boys that used to be in blue.
If both are available do both.
If it was to be publicly known that you did one or the other or both then suicide.
Needs more Salma Yaqoob, she is hardly ever on, and is a county councillor dontcha know.
Dear Salma, she did quite well in Hall Green but lost, despite:
(1) being up against one of the UK’s worst MPs, that utter, utter nonentity Godsiff, an expense-gobbling, non-attending, non-debating, smear-campaigning, ugly lump of lard;
(2) being the only Asian person standing; and
(3) being much prettier than Sally Bercow.
Perhaps she should join a serious political party!
Well I never, who’d have believed it:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7885629/Iraq-inquiry-Government-intentionally-and-substantially-exaggerated-WMD-threat.html
Say it aint so,Tony.
yeah tell us
Slimey bastards at the torygraph using the word exaggerated instead of lied and murdered.
Sally ‘the lying’ Bercow
Last month, Mail On Sunday revealed that Mrs Bercow was sacked from her job in PR after she was accused of falsely elaborating her CV on which she claimed to have a degree from Oxford.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233127/Sally-Bercow-I-binge-drinking-ladette-downed-bottles-wine-day-night-stands.html#ixzz0tTt2s2QO
In fact, while at Oxford as Sally Illman, she had dropped out after two years after university authorities became concerned that she was neglecting her studies because of her constant socialising.
They told her to take a year out to ‘get her head together’. She left – but never returned.
Just finished stuffing the spring rolls for tomorrows delivery to the Conservative Clubs ,after poking my finger up my arse
Spring rolls? At a Con club?
I don’t think so.
String ‘em up from lamp posts.
Well you do go on about her a lot (with reason, mind) so given you are the most read blog of all time this has made her a celebrity.
Being a celebrity can get you on QT.
Therefore, Guido, it’s all your fault!
not even in the top 100 blogs.
http://technorati.com/blogs/top100
Sounds like sour grapes, Guido.
What’s the matter? Wouldn’t she shag you? Didn’t think she was that fussy.
And why are you arguing for female bishops, Your Grace?
So that they maybe spanked?
No, that is when they come to vote on gay bishops, next week.
I see, at minimum, a five way schism:
Those that want neither women nor poofs as bishops.
Those that don’t want women but can accept poofs as bishops.
Those that don’t want poofs but can accept women as bishops.
Those that are prepared to accept women or poofs as bishops.
Those that are only prepared to accept women or poofs as bishops.
This is just a start, as George Boole might have said.
I am sure heard some twonk on Al Beeb say that synod wants women bishops, just after they voted down Dr R’s compromise. A vote against isn’t a vote for you stupid Beeboids.
What number will I be?
Nice, 94, below 93 and above 1
1 was only a number.
I might as well admit I’d allow the lovely Sally to use her tongue on me.
I don’t let just anybody do that – I wouldn’t let Slotgob do it.
Like throwing a sausage up Oxford Street.
all of this moaning about life in england is getting on my wick. FFS we know labour is shit, we know Bliar and co lied and tookus into an illegal war. We know Brown and co delivered an economy that is less than worthless. We know that british industry doesn’t exist. We know that if you’re not a jobsworth then your on the dole. FOR FUCKS SAKE whaen are we going to DO SOMETHING about it not just fuckin moan
How do you type so fluidly whilst simultaneously sharpening your pitchfork?
when you supply the guns
rally the troups, the peasants are revolting
Q What uynderwear with white linen trousers? (52 Posts)
title says it all….and none is not an option.
Do I go white?
Skin tone?
Normal briefs or do I have to go for a thong?
Depends on the tightness of the trouser and state / colour of your lady garden I guess
After following a woman in white linen trousers off the tube and down a loooong tunnel and grappling with myself as to whether or not to tell her she had a massive skidmark up the back, I think Yuno speaks the truth.
If you were feeling brave you could have said very quietly and nicely that she seemed to have sat on some chocolate!
Well done Unions. In past two days negotiated and secured crakin deals for all BT workers, and today London tube staff just recieved a fair deal. Well Done.
Can all the Union haters now rant. Or maybe you should join one in order to help protect you and your income from the nasty thatcherites currently roaming No 10.
“Or maybe you should join one in order to help protect you and your income from the nasty thatcherites currently roaming No 10″.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nearly all of us work in the private sector or are self employed.
Very few people that regularly post on this blog are worried about their employer / job.
Make sure your clown shoes are tied properly and your monghat is on straight. Twat!
That is admirably restrained of you, concrete, when addressing such a monstrous ᴄunt.
Tiddly dee tiddly dum
With a bit of investment in automation we could get all the stations kitted out like the East Jubilee line, and get rid of loads of highly over-paid train stop-and-starters.
I suppose if Gordon and Sarah divorce then Sue Sim could always pair up with Gordon. They do have a lot in common, both over promoted to positions of Leaderhip they could not handle.
Sally is about a 5 pint’a*
*International system of units (SI) to measure the amount of beer to be consumed before the candidate undertakes sex
Happens, coincidentally, to equate to the maximum volume of spermatozoa that she has engorged in a single night.
I’ve shagged worse
Me too.
When I was a lad I’d have shagged a warm scarf…
Gordo is a 15 pint. Any woman would need to be near comatose before she let him touch her. He’d even be last in line in the ‘Grab an Ugly’ race.
Sally? Didn’s she be a researcher at Fulchester TV after working in the media after ATTENDING and Oxford college?
Trebles all ’round!
Schools told ‘no swimming in Ramadan’ for Muslim pupils
Water is much easier to swim in than Ramadan.
Come off it–she’s a five-foot eleven gorgeous blonde who’s given both 3 gorgeous children. You should be so lucky!
correction: come off it. She’s a five-foot eleven gorgeous blonde who’s borne him 3 beautiful children. he should be so lucky
What about the prices at the Wetherspoons in Buckingham Palace Rd or the Elephant and Castle ??
‘criterion’, please!
I think young Dave is a missing something. Instead of reducing the number of MPs we should just reduce the MPs. I came to this revelation after watching Mr Speaker toddling around his chair; it looked like a scene from “Land of the Giants.”
If MPs were physically smaller we could move the whole kit and caboodle to smaller premises, feed them smaller meals, etc. No more travel expense we could just post them up and down the country. Heck I would even let them travel first class.
Question Time is such a fucking awful programme; boring, predictable, shallow, self congratulatory–and that’s just the bloody audience. Is this shoddy, tired formula really the best that the BBC can do ? Or is it merely a vehicle now for Dimblebore to display his avuncularity ( is that a word ?). Unfunny comedians, Labour toadies who interrupt all the time, gobby c*nts like Mackenzie and Morgan . Its been years since there was a good row, or an intelligent debate. The audience seemed to be handpicked for their embitteredness and their sense of entitlement. I remember when interesting figures used to appear, Enoch of course, A J P Taylor;now its driven by quotas and riddled by creeps who toady up to the audience.
At least the BBC could let us have a really good tantrum, or better still some fisticuffs….
According to rumour, Bruce Forsythe is booked to appear in a couple of weeks.
Audience stuffed with Labour shills and effnix. Not like The Real World at all.
Will she be allowed into hospitality?
Does the Speaker have a trampoline at his disposal?
Whatever next, Lembit Öpik?
Has the moderation machine become sentient?
I’m sure it is trying to work out the pattern of prime numbers. If it cracks that, then it will own every bank account on the planet.
Buy gold now!