July 9th, 2010

Miliband’s Own Donors Don’t Believe in Him

David Miliband proudly published his formidable donors list on his website yesterday. Intriguingly the law firm Mishcon de Reya have given the favourite in the race £13,077 through a donation-in-kind of legal services. This strikes an odd note given David’s less than amiable relationship with said law firm previously.

Last year John Jackson, Mishcon’s chairman,  accused the then Foreign Secretary of a breach of the rule of law over the case of the tortured terrorist suspect Binyam Mohamed. For someone now providing valuable support through his firm, he has certainly changed his tune. Jackson wrote:

“The Foreign Secretary has, apparently, said that the judges were mistaken and that at no time did US authorities make the threats set out in the judgement. This is said to have been confirmed by very senior U.S. spokespeople. If the judges were mistaken what, precisely, was the basis of the Foreign Secretary’s Immunity Certificate? And, come to think of it, why is he the Minister concerned with intelligence sharing? This is beginning to look like the proverbial can of worms.

Three days later the donor went even further and hinted that Miliband was not being entirely straight regarding whether the US threatened British authorities about the case:

“David Miliband now claims the US authorities did not make threats in relation to the sharing of intelligence information and that he had not raised this aspect of the BM case with colleagues in the US since the inauguration of President Obama. This is so astonishing as to defy belief when placed next to what the Divisional Court said in its last judgement published last Wednesday

David Miliband’s own brother doesn’t think he is the best man for the job, and even those who are throwing money at him seem to doubt his honesty. When both blood and money question the man, eyebrows are inevitably raised. If they don’t trust him, why should anyone else? What changed Jackson’s mind about David Miliband? Why the cash? What was promised?


  1. 1
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Spineless loser.

  2. 2
    Mr Plum says:

    Looks like Millies just about to sup an Old Cocky

  3. 3
    Uranus, The Magician. says:

    Same tribe.

  4. 4
    Irene says:

    Even if he wins the Leadership – I reckon once the enquiry has finished, so will he be!

  5. 5
    David Milliband's just another pratt says:

    Vote for the banana comrades.
    It is, after all, yellow and spineless so you wouldn’t know the difference anyway.

  6. 6
    Dack Blog says:

    Has he promised them a pass to the Strangers’ Bar? The well-off love a bargain.

  7. 7
    Damaged Goods says:

    What’s wrong with having an apologist for torture as Labour leader? Look at their last two leaders – both mass murderers.

  8. 8
    Shire Tory says:

    Damn right

  9. 9
    amongymous says:

    Anyone else see him on this week?

    Apart from how annoying, arrogant and repulsive he is, with a 30 second waffle to say in response to any issue but clearly no thoughts in his head, what was the stuff Andrew Neil was on about the master of the rolls saying Milibanana wasn’t a trustworthy person while bananaboy claimed he never said it? (having perhaps had mandelslime disappear it down the bbc memory hole?)

  10. 10
    Raoul says:

    Wai ai! I danna like the luuke of this guy, man! He makin me feel all Hulk like!

  11. 11
    Fuck Labour says:

    Police say they’ve cordoned off an estate where they think a ginger haired twat may be living. Armed officers are on standby to blow the Hunt away.

    Members of the public have been advised to steer clear of this man:

  12. 12
    Plodding Clowns LTD says:

    sounds like piss

  13. 13
    amongymous says:

    Now we have adverts for Blair’s book as well as Mangledbum’s book. There should be a rule that ex PM’s should pay a share of such profits back to the public purse; how in God’s name did these lying cretins become millionaires, even Prescott did.

    Something tells me that with his grasp of maths McMong won’t match their incomes!

  14. 14
    Kilobar says:

    it was a case of mistaken identity but they shot him any way,see they are not all that bad

  15. 15
    Sir William Waad says:

    £13,077? Shoyn ainmol a’ metsei-eh!

  16. 16
    Sue "nutter" Sim says:

    An apology.

    1. I am unable to conduct myself with the decorum required of a high ranking police officer.

    2. I am unable to manage my subordinates with the necessary control and discipline.

    3. I do not furnish myself with the information that will be made public at press conferences where I am the most senior person present.

    I really am useless but will not resign. It is important that I carry on in my post in order that a ‘process of continuity’ may occur. I am sure the ‘community focused’ police operation will benefit from my experience of behaving like a complete twat in public.

  17. 17
    Kilobar says:

    would you rather have Cresida dick

  18. 18
    The Watcher says:

    HERE HERE !!

  19. 19
    Frank Carson says:

    Have you heard the punchline Sue?

    The nutter blinded a policeman, lolz

  20. 20
    Power to the people says:

    Isn’t Sue Sims an ugly b@tch? Looks like Maggie Beckett’s dog. Look what happens when women keep being promoted because of their gender instead of merit, a fuck-up all round – bloody brilliant!

  21. 21
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I still Prime Minister?

  22. 22
    Moaty says:

    £10k isnt the only “donation” that the Millipede family have had
    Gordon McMental sent over his turkey baster
    Talk about gratitude the chosen c***

  23. 23
    cant hunter says:

    God I thought the Metropolitan police were bad after the Menezes business ( not least the lies that the police tried to cover themselves with). I thought the Cumbria police were useless after the killing spree there last month, and now in contention for the biggest shower of the lot are the Northumberland ( or is it –umbria ?) . God they are shit. A week on and this Moat chap is making them a laughing stock; he’s been sighted in the area at night and they still cant catch him What is going on. And at the disastrous press conference two female officers disgraced themselves and the force by laughing and revealling personal correspondances. When did female police officers get the go ahead–they are a bloody liability .
    And how many reporters and staff have the BBC and the rest sent up to the north; and to do what . Get in the way again I suppose .

  24. 24
    Howard Webb World Cup Referee says:

    The modern police force is a wonderful thing. They gave me five years off to be a football referee. Thanks lads. Good luck with Moaty.

  25. 25
    Fuck Labour says:

    This woman could probably do a better job of finding Moaty than that Margaret Beckett lookalike and her crew of incompetents.

  26. 26
    Raoul Moat Esq says:

    Wai ai man! Here’s a hint for yowze in the police! I’m 5km from the Northumbria post office, hiding behind the third tree to your left.

  27. 27
    Sue Sim says:

    You bloody nutter!!!

    LOL, hehehehehehehehehehehe ROFL LMAO

  28. 28
    Moaty says:

    Of Fife
    Sit still, whilst I take aim

  29. 29
    Sue "nutter" Sim says:

    Is a professional too much to ask for?

  30. 30
    Moaty says:

    I’ll be strolling down the main street tomorrow morning pissed as a fart at 2 am. See you there lads.

    ps Don’t bring that ugly bitch who’s always on the telly. She puts me off me beer man.

  31. 31
    Fuck Labour says:

    You mean this sexy lass?

  32. 32
    We use cards from kids for Hearts&Minds(tm) purposes says:

    Cos we are sick init!

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Are Labour THAT fucking stupid? Yes they are!

  34. 34
    Tin Foil Hat Watch says:

    because the C.I.A. leant on him

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    that is moaty

  36. 36
    Moaty says:

    You callin me a fockin girl! I’ll find out where yowze live! I’m fockin tough, like! All dem steroids made me Hulk, like!

  37. 37
    Bungling Gove says:

    Government Ministers are now lining up to put the boot into Michael Gove.
    He’s going to be first to be demoted after a reshuffle.

  38. 38
    R Moat says:

    The BBC and Sky have been very helpful detailing the facts of who and what is deployed

  39. 39
    Head Lizard says:

    bad spad advice.

  40. 40
    pmt008 says:

    Why do candidates for Labour leadership need money? They only need to print off info for Labour Party members and travel to hustings, how expensive can that be? And why can’t they pay for that from their already over-inflated salaries?!

  41. 41

    Guido says I must resist, Guido says I must resist…

    sod it, I’ll blog it later

  42. 42

    What changed Jackson’s mind about David Miliband? Why the cash? What was promised?

    Everyone has their price.
    Prescott’s was some synthetic ermine, some honours, a fat pension and all the pies he can eat.

  43. 43
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    Sue Sim says:

    Do you like my silver eye shadow? I got it in Woollies in 1964.

  45. 45

    I’m thinking “Gwendoline” from Wallace and Grommit

  46. 46
    Carrot Top says:

    Both apart of the Ashkenazi mafia

  47. 47
    PC garg says:

    I thought that ball-less joo had been buying children in the US and bringing them here for joo parties. He should be in prison for doing joo stuff to little kids.

  48. 48


    A quick look at the donations will tell you who is buying what and why. Some of it is payback for mulitimillion pound contracts awarded under Labour (eLearning for example), some of it is er…tribal and some of it is just buying influence.

    The sooner party politics rolls over and dies, the better. Then we can shove it’s bloated carcass in the Thames and move on to a proper democracy, run by US

  49. 49
    David "I bought two babies" Miliband says:

    Please love me.

  50. 50
    sky news says:

    Moat cornered he’s holding gun to his head.

  51. 51
    Police Second Jobs Approval Department says:

    It’s an absolute doddle working in our department!

  52. 52
    Carrot Top says:

    Moaty is probably working on the doors at the nightclub with the police walking right past him tonight.

  53. 53
    nell says:


    poor old wimpy woolas, who is apparently supporting davemilitwit for leader, says he’s addicted to politics but it’s making him ill and the expenses scandal has left him inpoverished and barely able to afford to do his job!!!!

    It’s enough to bring a tear to your eye. Where did I put that hanky?

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    I suggest you turn on the news

  55. 55
  56. 56
    Fuck Labour says:

    “Major police operation underway in Rothbury” apparently.

    Is THAT what they now call getting a doner kebab?

  57. 57
  58. 58
    Willsteed says:

    Who cares they’re both spineless twats, working out daddies fanatical marxist thing.

    Oh Daddy, oh daddy look! I did it, daddy. Do you love me now?

    Simple abused wankers

  59. 59
    Fuck Labour says:

    Oh no! Don’t shoot yourself, Raoul! Please! Think of all the reality shows Channel 4 will offer you if you make it out alive!

  60. 60
    bergen says:

    Sad to say,but the same thought crossed my mind.BTW,is Ed a serious candidate or is he being deployed as a stooge by his brother to divide up Balls’ possible support.

  61. 61
    Dig for Victory says:

    to a tee

  62. 62
    bergen says:

    Presumably he was going for a curry after chucking-out time.

  63. 63
    Rendition, torture & war apologist, David Miliburn. says:

    Guido, you have won a waterboarding holiday. Destination unknown. Please make your way to the airport and you will be given an orange jumpsuit, to be worn before you aboard the plane. Thank you for your co-operation. Ssshh. Do not tell anyone.

  64. 64
  65. 65
    Raoul Moat Esq. says:

    Ya’ll never take me alive, man! I’ll shoot meself before yowze try to catch me, like!

  66. 66
    Ed Balls says:

    Anyone Fancy a few Drinks in Rothbury Town Centre, i hear it’s going to be a right proper mental night.

  67. 67
    Sue Sim says:

    Raoul Moat has taken himself hostage just like in Blazing Saddles!

    Nutter!! ROFL LOL!!

  68. 68
    Dig for Victory says:

    us or US, careful what you wish for it’s closer than you think

  69. 69
    Moat still costing the taxpayer money says:

    I can’t understand why there aren’t any police here in Cornwall

  70. 70
    Legal Eagle says:

    Nice to see the Council’s using thier money wisely to fund a legal action against the government. Lawyers to be appointed by both isdes to argue it out of course. The taxpayer will pay for it all so who cares?

  71. 71
    mugwump says:

    The Kommander is unavailable. She’s on an advanced knitting course.

  72. 72
    Legal Eagle assistant says:

    Or slightly better:

    Nice to see the Councils using “their” money wisely to fund a legal action against the government. Lawyers to be appointed by both sides to argue it out of course. The taxpayer will pay for it all, so who cares?

  73. 73
    Dack Blog says:

    A lot of politicians worried about their seats – or the Wrath of Mumsnet – an’ all.

  74. 74
    Raoul says:

    Moativate me

  75. 75
    Dack Blog says:

    Good job there are some literate proofreader/factchecker assistants about. Gove should employ one before he makes his next Big Statement.

  76. 76
    a fucking license paying fucker says:

    the wanker john at the bbc should be fucking ashamed of the way he hounded that woman on the bcc just now. Her mothers house was surrounded with marks men and he just kept on and on and on at the poor women while she was trying to contact her on the phone.



  77. 77
    Trying to convince the party mongs says:

  78. 78
    Dack Blog says:

    Jeez this news coverage is bloody hilarious. Sopel’s wetting himself.

  79. 79
    Or else anarchy says:

    fuck democracy.I want a federal republic.

  80. 80
    Dack Blog says:

    I think he just came as he said ‘sawn-off shotgun’.

  81. 81
    Tomorrow's kipper wrapping says:

    He’s been used to dashing off bilge for Murdoch, he obviously thinks Parliament is just more copy.

  82. 82
    Fuck Labour says:

    Sorry but she’s loving the attention. She’s on Sky News too and her tears have vanished. She’s seeing pound signs in the air.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Sky News camera pos: http://tinyurl.com/2uz3eaf

  84. 84
    BBC Bastards says:

    pray a stray bullet wings it’s way over and takes a couple of them out.

  85. 85
    Sue Sim = Alice of Vicar of Dibley says:

  86. 86
    a fucking license paying fucker says:

    so now the BBC are listening in on a private family conversation between a husband an wife.



  87. 87
    One of those twats who tell you whats happening while you can see it. says:

    Sopel thinks the cops moved them for safety,thick Hunt it’s so they can be Huntz

  88. 88
    Dig for Victory says:

    It doesn’t make it any better

  89. 89
    One of those twats who tell you whats happening while you can see it. says:

    conference call

  90. 90
    Sarah "I like a man that hunts" Palin says:

    Send in Kay Burley!
    He may respond to a woman’s gentle touch.

  91. 91
    Unemployed Audio Engineeer says:

    The sound man is shit.i would have had all that cops conversation.

  92. 92
    Raoul says:

    I am de moated

  93. 93
  94. 94
    Fuck Labour says:

    Can you stop using the caps lock? It’s the equivalent of shouting.

  95. 95
    Slick Lawyer says:

    I don’t know,maybe we could use it.

  96. 96
    Repusion says:

    John Sopel is ugly,has a horrible voice and banal opinions.Why are we forced to pay this bastard through the BBC tax?

  97. 97
    a fucking license paying fucker says:




    O U T R A G E D


    and relax

  98. 98
    Sue Sim-ple says:

    Damn. Now I won’t get to appear on the news anymore.

  99. 99
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    Fuck Labour says:

    Meant. Not ment. Take your evening primrose oil, dear. People of your age should be in bed with a hot mug of cocoa by this time. Or watching a repeat of Midsomer Murders.

  101. 101
    Mr Plum says:

    Not really watched a lot of the coverage, with all the nice weather down south, world cup and tennis but the bits i have seen bring on visions of inspector clouseau, police academy 1-8 and keystone cops versus predator

  102. 102
    Dack Blog says:

    She’s probably heading in disguised as a tree like Clive Dunn in that ‘Dad’s Army’ classic.

  103. 103
    Fuck Labour says:

    No, dear. Stop using caps lock.

  104. 104
    Fuck Labour says:

    Have you shot your load?

  105. 105
    Nick parks says:

    I have just the part for you in the ware carrot

  106. 106
    Gordon Brown says:

    Stop fixating on this Moat! Talk about meeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m important!!!!!

  107. 107
    The Temporary Chief Constable of Northumbria Police's Hairdresser says:

    Oh, so that means she’ll be cancelling her hair appointment.

  108. 108
    cant hunter says:

    First time i’ve seen Sopel in a tie.

  109. 109
    Kilobar says:

    Sopel is so fucking disappointed that the guy on the phone is calm

  110. 110
    Hello Moato says:

    Is Jon Sopel seeking nomination for stupid interviewer of the year? His questions are really fucking moronic.

  111. 111
    Oooh, Get Me says:

    This really is bad form. Incorrect punctuation, poor spelling, no discernible thread, just threats and bluster.

    Yep, England to a tee.

  112. 112
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “is Ed a serious candidate”

    No, the Parasite Party doesn’t have any serious candidates.

  113. 113
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    You mean like a football commentator?

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    See u soon sue says:

    Oh there will be an inquiry over this fiasco.

  115. 115
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    He is in danger of being a stand in for Jeremy Kyle.

  116. 116

    Let me through, I’m a blood donor

  117. 117
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Come on Moaty, pull the trigger. You know all about the deficit.

  118. 118
    Sky graveyard shift says:

    Over to you, Martin, live in Rothbury, tell us what can you see?
    I’ll describe the scene to you, which is that hundreds of reporters and camera crews are gathered here in Rothbury High Street, and we understand that a man has been seen holding a mike up to one of the residents, and… I’m breaking away because a police car has just gone past, and Sky sources tell us that it has four wheels, and is possibly yellow and white.
    Back to the breaking news, which is that in the last few minutes we have been assured of the relief felt by all that we’re on double time after nine o clock.

  119. 119
    Nista says:

    He’s won.

  120. 120
    Nista says:

    Rothbury are ringing the fucking church bells,sad bastards

  121. 121
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I’m thinking of Wavy Davey’s all-female selection lists.

    They bombed rather predictably, didn’t they?

  122. 122
    Nista says:

    it’s green blood Drac,the hulk

  123. 123
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    You mean just like the famous centre forward from Germany – Stefan Huntz?

  124. 124
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Was the turkey baster cleaned after Sarah last shoved it up her chuff?

  125. 125
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    The stumbling block in the police negatiations with Raoul Mote appears to be over electoral reform and whether women should have ever been given the vote
    These questions must be addressed by the coalition

  126. 126
    Engineer says:

    They’re trying to drown out the gabblings of pillock reporters.

  127. 127
    One of those twats who tell you whats happening while you can see it. says:

    no like a texan who tells you everything three or four times

  128. 128
    Gordon Brown says:

    What deficit? I saved the world.

  129. 129
    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    I want to talk to a couple of Wothbury Wesidents…Welease Woule….

  130. 130
    Kay burly says:

    Bastards this should have been my story,i was there all week

  131. 131
    Engineer says:

    A copper beech, by any chance?

  132. 132
    Mohammed says:

    give it time.

  133. 133
    Bungups says:

    Oh well theres a good market for Moat tee shirts on Ebay

  134. 134
    Michael Gove says:

    A massive stand-off in Rothbury as police and residents fight over the 10k reward.

  135. 135
    Old hand says:

    In my day we would have had a hoist platform ready for this.

  136. 136
    Christy says:

    Sopel is one prize prat,he is way off the action and trying to keep up,on the other hand Skybo were much closer and giving you a blow by blow account until the police moved them on.
    The beeboids are really shite when it comes to news.

  137. 137
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I generally don’t judge people by appearances, but.. oh, well, yes, I do. Michael Gove is self-evidently an utter wally. You only have to look at the twat.

  138. 138
    Hello Moato says:

    Fuck off, Kay.

  139. 139
    A Police Negotiator says:

    Just do it Moaty! Blow your fucking brains out, before we do.

  140. 140
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Ermm. No. You !mmigr@nt tosser.

  141. 141
    Marc Oh Ten says:

    “Blow by blow”? Wahey!

  142. 142
    Dack Blog says:

    Sopel as police vehicle goes by: ‘There are two police officers in the vehicle. They have their helmets on! *cums* And there’s a Land Rover down by the river!’

    For God’s sake, shut the fuck UP you moron.

  143. 143
    Chris Huhne says:

    Raoul Moat has said he’ll put the gun down and come quietly so long as the press print a retraction stating he is in fact strawberry blonde

  144. 144
    A Former Foreign Secretary with blood on his hands says:

    It’s a good day to bury Moaty, and not me.

  145. 145
    Rothbury fetus says:

    please sir, will I get an edjukasion 2.

  146. 146
    Tessa Tickles says:

    There aren’t any police, anywhere, ever.

    Except on the diversity awareness courses, of course.

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    Sarah Beard, Tweeting from Kent says:

    Gordon sends his best wishes to the peopel of Rothbury.

    He’s in Kickallday. I’m in Canterbury.

  148. 148
    Vote Moat says:

    Sopel is a voyeur of death.

  149. 149
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Yes, it will costs millions. The pigs will be caned, Sue in particular will come in for most of the criticism. And then Sue will get a promotion.

  150. 150
    Jethro says:

    Fuck me if some one popped a balloon now they would all have orgasms

  151. 151
    Max Clifford says:

    I’m getting really bored of these gunman jokes, half of them aren’t even Raoul Moatly funny.

  152. 152
    Jethro says:

    Sky are better,but your enjoying watching Sopel make a Hunt of himself.

  153. 153
    Tessa Tickles says:

    No. No-one born since 1973 has had an education in Britain, unless they’ve been privately educated.

    Claim the dole or die. Whatever.

  154. 154
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Miss Canterbury?

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    You tosser, she’s loving it!

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    what a div says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  157. 157
    Moaty says:

    it’s vote time folks. Shall I go out guns blazing with the old bill? Or put it in my mouth and blow my brains out.Press buttons now.

  158. 158
    Carrot Top says:

    With added benny hill music when the cops where in the woods as well Mr Plum

  159. 159
    A Dew Drop says:

    We noticed that yesterday’s posts evaporated in the morning air.

  160. 160
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    Get Kay Burley in there quick and film her persuading Moaty to let go of his gun and surrendering to Sky News.

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    Fu**ed off says:

    I wish he would shoot Kay Burley.

  162. 162
    Fu**ed off says:

    Calm down you twat.

  163. 163
    The Third Man says:

    Is that you, Gordon?

  164. 164
    Sam Bowe says:

    can’t they get in an upstairs bedroom of someones house facing the river the useless fucks

  165. 165
    Carrot Top says:

    Blaze of glory at least try and take one down with you.

  166. 166
    Fu**ed off says:

    To chief cock sucker at the ACPO – fucking useless bitch.

  167. 167
    Plod says:

    Shit there goes our weekend trebble overtime and piss ups in Newcastle.

  168. 168
    Gok says:

    She needs some work

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    Call Of Duty: Moat Warfare 2 says:

    Was listening to negotiations till armed cop found us. Crept up silently,first i knew was when i felt his breath on my cheek. [via Twitter]

    In otherwords you would be dead right now Mr Sky reporter lol.

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    At least Frau Dick would have bagged the bastard by now (along with any number of random ginger Geordies wearing hoodies – so not all bad)…

  171. 171
    John Noakes says:

    Don’t move or the n****r gets it.
    Prat, sit a coffin next to him and tell him to get on with it.

  172. 172
    Call Of Duty: Moat Warfare 2 says:

    Then he whispered he’d hurt us if we didn’t leave [via Twitter]


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    Anonymous says:

    Stupid fat bitch (another one!) talking to some Sky Hunt … stand hear so you can talk to us better (in order to not have piss heads in the back ground).

    10 mile exclusion zone eh? So they can shoot him and not be filmed doing it.


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    Anonymous says:

    Can he just shoot Kay Burley and be done with it?

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    Dack Blog says:


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    Raoul Moat says:

    Today I will be mainly eating lead

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    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    BBC or Sky?

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    Call Of Duty: Moat Warfare 2 says:

    Armed Plod just got the drop on a sky reporter a minute ago and told him he would hurt him if he didn’t leave LMAO!

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    Call Of Duty: Moat Warfare 2 says:


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    2000 armed to the teeth cops says:

    Oh what a bastard we managed to stretch the overtime to 7 days,thought we would have got the weekend in.

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    Gillian Duffy says:

    Can’t see what Moaty can do now. The plod will obviously not want to be accused of shooting him cold but they would not be too bothered if he blew his brains out.

    Perhaps he should do a Gordon and go on GMTV in a last ditch attempt to survive.

  182. 182
    All 'News' Presenters says:

    We are creaming ourselves.

  183. 183
    Old Hand says:

    Once I ignored cops on a cloud burst operation,I told them my life my choice,they let me do it and I got my pictures,any chance anyone there can get some nuts.

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    I can feel a bullet coming in the air tonight says:

    Moaty, chill the fuck out, smoke a joint and take it eeeeasy!

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    Anonymous says:

    Not with the 10 mile exclusion zone that Hunt Brunt was talking about.

    TEN MILES? Or is he talking bullshit (again)?

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    Blinky says:

    Good day to bury bad news. Or as I call them, my opponents.

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    Dack Blog says:


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    Lord Mandy of Boyz says:

    Ooh you are awful but I like you!

  189. 189
    Mr Plum says:

    I suppose the smug liberals will now say that if they had banned prison sentences of less than six months none of this would have happened

  190. 190
    According to Sky an ambulance is an... says:

    NHS Ambulance Support Incident.

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    Anonymous says:

    Would have made fuck all difference really. He made his intentions known when he left prison and nothing was done about it.

    Plod – 0
    Moat – 10

  193. 193
    Sky News viewer says:

    I think they should send in the dog!

  194. 194
    Concerned says:

    Is that plod Hunt pointing a yellow thing trying to water-pistol him in to submission?

  195. 195
    Murdoch says:

    Burley is off duty

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    Kay Burley? She would win best in breed at Crufts paws down.

  197. 197
    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe he’s threatening to release a vial of ginger gene into the water supply? (ht ‘Anonymous Panda’ on Inspector Gadget). Haha.

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    Nazi History says:

    How far psychologically are pcso’s from brown shirts?

  199. 199
    Kay Burley says:

    Someone call for me?

  200. 200
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Oh dear – Mincing Mandys got his very own demotivation poster.

  201. 201
    parp says:

    its a vuvuzela,thats it moaty is fucked

  202. 202
    a fucking license paying fucker says:



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    Anonymous says:

    Margaret Blanchard … next to “tell her story” to Sky, The Sun, The Mirror, anyone who will listen, fill her with pies and pay the bill too.

    “As long as it needs to be…”

    “shotgun to the throat…”

    Cumming in my boxers already, back to you Martin Hunt.

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    nell says:

    If there’s a ten mile exclusion zone why are Sky’s reporters still within 250 yards of the area??!!

  205. 205
    Sue "nutter" Sim says:

    It’s a warm night and we need to consider the fact that our community suspect might need cooling off.

    This —– information —— has ——- been ——— brought ——- to ——- you ——- because ——- we ——- care ——- about ——– community ——– policing

  206. 206
    Anonymous says:

    10 feet under or 10 burly policeman fucking him up the arse tonight?
    but ees an ero innee?

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    Northumbria Tourist Board Preliminary Announcement says:

    From the beginning of next month we shall be organising special Moaty Weekends. More details to follow.

  208. 208
    Ed Balls says:

    Whatever I think there is little doubt that Moaty is THE SYMBOL of Labour’s broken society. As is the Plolice’s over the top response.

  209. 209
    North, but not Scotland says:

    Gan doon ta sheels an fyand a few skunks that vooted fu tha wanker.

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    nell says:

    Presumably the coalition is happy to have this intense media scrutiny on rothbury.

    militwit and balls are going to be very unhappy that they can’t capture a spot on sky news!!!

    Oh dear labour has been downgraded to ‘of no interest’ in the national news!!!

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    Susan Valentine – media whore.

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    North, but not Scotland says:

    It’s not really her fault. We are all to blame for letting everything get into such a fucking mess.

  213. 213
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    I pulled a few strings.

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    Fuck Labour says:

    Learn to fucking spell first, you chav mong.

  215. 215
    cant hunter says:

    Have you seen the adverts for the Times’s serialisation of Mandelson’s book. Tasteful it ain’t; though Mandy does his best purring Uncle Peter mode, it still comes over as tacky. Very tacky. Oh Mandy you would display more dignity and gravitas if you were to put your once pert but now saggy cheeks into a pair of leather trews and go cruising on Hampstead Heath.

  216. 216
    nell says:

    Kirkcaldy Tourism should take some lessons from this shouldn’t they??!

    Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath should be considering a special ‘spot gordon’ Weekend!!!

    Great tourism possibility!!!

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    Fuck Labour says:

    Raoul. Hurry up and shoot yourself. There’s a good fellow.

  218. 218
    Lord mandelson says:

    Fuck, Fuck Fuck my book is out next week. Trust some geordie maniac to steal away man ALL the publicity.

  219. 219
    ACAB says:

    well that couple saying the locals support Moaty and understand why he wants to kill police is very telling.

  220. 220
    Fuck Labour says:

    “Dramatic scenes in Rothbury tonight” says Fiona Bruce.

    Well, not really. Endless shots of trees, chav residents and Jon Sopel being twatty aren’t exactly dramatic.

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Turn the gas on, keep a window open with your door shut
    then let rip when the Hunts burst in
    If you hhave any spirits. use them
    The whole country is on your side

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Total cost of state education per pupil: slightly more than £100,000.

    Scary, isn’t it?

  224. 224
    Jethro says:

    They have you nell,you never stop mentioning them.

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    North, but not Scotland says:

    Look at the expression on his face. Priceless. Well not really, probably about £90/hour.


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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Bomb, and cleanse. Bomb, and cleanse.

  227. 227
    Gazza Now on the Scene says:

    Yes saw that on sky a few minutes ago. The reporter was flummoxed when his interviewees went off message

  228. 228
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    Gazza Now on the Scene says:

    KIN L Gazza has turned up. He’s a big Mate of Moaty

  230. 230
    Fuck Labour says:

    I just saw the photo of the grimacing copper with the yellow pistol. Pissing myself laughing. Police Academy’s got nothing on these guys.

  231. 231
    Madness says:

    Who cares? Labour as a party are completly discredited. None of them are credible. Even the unions are weak.

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    Dig for Victory says:

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    I can relate to that.

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    Shocking says:

    You mean this one? i think it’s his Taser


  236. 236
    Tessa Tickles says:

    It’s bad for your health. It can cause brain damage.

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    Raoul says:

    Fuck Labour. Hurry up and shoot yourself. There’s a good fellow.

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    Call Of Duty: Moat Warfare 2 says:

    Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat



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    Keystone Cops says:

    R4 say the BBC knew something was going on when two police cars collided outside.

    Be ironic if plod managed to kill themselves in a RTA…

  240. 240
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Or as we call them, “your intellectual superiors”.

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    Fuck Labour says:

    Too fucking funny.

  242. 242
    Live from the exclusion zone says:

    Let me through. I’m a underpants salesman.

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    Anonymous says:

    Inspector Gadget really is a piss piss poor read. Full to the brim of holier than thou types – police Hunts in fact.

    The sort of Hunt who would tut tut if you deigned to reverse 10 yards without wearing a seat belt. The sort of Hunt who recites the PC mantra that;

    “If you saw what we see on a daily basis you would assume the position and allow us to put a bullet through your head”

    The sort of Hunt who repeats ad nauseum that “if only the public knew the feeling you get when you attend a funeral of a colleague”.

    It’s a fucking job, get over yourselves you bastards.

    Stop behaving like utter cockwafts and maybe “the public” might have more respect.

    By the way, you are members of “The Public” too.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    He topped a plod, so yes, he’s a hero.

    And no, he’ll be neither 10′ under, nor under 10 plod tonight.

    He’ll just be a plod-liquidating hero.

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    A Moat still costing the taxpayer money says:

    He has been living off nature’s bounty. Brings to mind another scene from Blazing Saddles

  246. 246
    Gordon says:

    I am on my way,he will listen to me,I saved the world and I can save him

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    here come the beanpies says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Are you censoring posts?

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    Gazza says:

    Me and Jimmy Five Bellies will taak him oot of killing himsel

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    ROFL! says:

    yoo muzt bee the toughest hardezt man on the intenet
    yoo iz da reel ‘ero

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    Anonymous says:

    Insp#ctor Gadg#t r#ally is a piss poor r#ad. Full to th# brim of holi#r than thou typ#s.

    Th# sort of Hunt who would tut tut if you d#ign#d to r#v#rs# 10 yards without w#aring a s#at b#lt. Th# sort of Hunt who r#cit#s th# PC mantra that;

    “If you saw what w# s## on a daily basis you would assum# th# position and allow us to put a bull#t through your h#ad”

    Th# sort of Hunt who r#p#ats ad naus#um that “if only th# public kn#w th# f##ling you g#t wh#n you att#nd a fun#ral of a coll#agu#”.

    It’s a fucking job, g#t ov#r yours#lv#s you bastards.

    Stop b#having lik# utt#r cockwafts and mayb# “th# public” might hav# mor# r#sp#ct.

    By th# way, you ar# m#mb#rs of “Th# Public” too.

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    nell says:

    So the prison/police authorities let moat out of prison 7 days ago knowing he was making threats to innocent people. And he killed one and injured two!!

    And here he is tying up hundreds of highly trained police officers , costing us how much??!! (It will be £millions!)

    Why has it been allowed to get to this??? Hmm??!! I bet it has all to do with labour’s human rights legislation

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    Fuck Labour says:

    Moaty’s gone on the rampage!

  254. 254
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I love this one: It’s a Combat Eighteen weekend get-away, isn’t it?


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    CICB says:

    So that’s four coppers on sick leave for two years, and compo claims for whiplash.

  256. 256
    Sue Sim-ple says:

    I’ve voluntarily referred this to the IPCC.

  257. 257
    Call Of Duty: Moat Warfare 2 says:

    Paul Gascoigne suggested to Metro Radio he had brought the wanted man a “can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone and something to keep warm

    You couldn’t make this stuff up loooooool.

  258. 258
    Jimmy Nail says:

    No, man! I’ll toolk him ooota killin himself!

  259. 259
    Jethro says:

    does # make you more anon?

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Are you talking about your hair-do

  261. 261
    Tessa Tickles says:

    And the 17 who attended the incident will be off for 6 years “for psychological reasons”.

  262. 262
    Moaty says:

    Wai ai, is it a chicken bhoona, man? Or a jalfrezi?

  263. 263
    Anonymous says:

    Jesus Christ woman, I’d prefer you sorted your fucking hair out.

    You fucking nutter!

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    North, but not Scotland says:

    What is going on BoC. Why are so many supporting this Geordie chavscum on steroids. Was it Brunstrum, Paddick, Blair I, speed cameras, beating to death newspaper sellers, Orgreave, the breathalyser, Rachel Nickell, Robocop uniforms, The Labour Government, Stockwell, Sue Sim, early retirement on a massive pension, where did it all go so fucking wrong and how do we put it right?

  265. 265
    Anonymous says:

    No you tosser, if I had kept the “e” Guido mysteriously ‘lost’ the post.

    You go figure.

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:


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    Sky snooze wants to know says:

    Where is your allotment?

  269. 269
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “So the prison/police authorities let moat out of prison 7 days ago knowing he was making threats to innocent people. And he killed one and injured two!!”

    No. He topped a plod and injured 2.

  270. 270
    Full of nuts reporter says:

    I’m just getting into my wetsuit while I wait for it to get dark,not long now. Then I’ll slip into the river and make my way down stream to were Moaty is, don’t worry I have a big fin on my back so they will just assume it’s a passing shark that’s stopped for a look.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ant and Dec have now arrived on the scene and Toilets Mcguire is on the train from Kings Cross. It’ll be one big party lads.
    I’m coming home Newcastle…….

  272. 272
    Hatties hole says:

    Moaty said he wants the Queen to come down and to bring some of the great weed she smokes

  273. 273
    Nurse says:

    It’s past your bedtime, Gordie.

  274. 274
    Breaking News says:

    Stupid Sky Hunt interviews person asking dick shit questions.

    We’re building the picture despite us having fuck all knowledge.

    G-Star jeans FFS?

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    Free speech for a turkey shoot says:

    He has rights too. nell. Just because he’s a certifiable nutter from the boondocks is no reason to deny him a voice.

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    Gazza says:

    Jalfrezi? What’s the fucking point of having cold curry?

  277. 277
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Raoul has one last request
    several double tapas to the upper body

  278. 278
    Geordie Copper says:

    Let’s get the lagers and curries in!

  279. 279
    Breaking News says:

    Tessa Tickles = plod

  280. 280
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Yes. A man. Called Tessa.

    You fuckwit.

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    Snoozenight says:

    Newsnight top story is football corruption! LOL! But they’ve also got Lord Miners on!

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    nell says:

    I wish that bliar, alastairc and broon had invested as much police support in keeping Dr David Kelly alive!

    They could have done but they didn’t!

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    Race hustler says:

    And they better all give me £35k pa plus pension to investigate whether these psychological reasons reveal that the police service are not doing enough to bring themselves into line with our diverse communities and prepare for the end of white majority by 2060.

  284. 284
    Gazza says:

    For fuck sake get that Alan Shearer back from South Africa. He’ll bore him into giving up.

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    Breaking News says:

    Jethro = plod!

    Rather stupid and full of him/herself (him/her for community cohesion – male/female porpoises)

  286. 286
    Moaty says:

    Oolright, man. As long as I get me a dopiaza, I’m fockin happy, like!

  287. 287
    BBC says:

    We are not taking this seriously and will not send Bill Turnbull to Northunbria. The attack on our pension scherme is what the public should be concerned about.

  288. 288
    Gordon Brown PM says:

    Calm down, Nell. I’ll do everything in my power as prime minister to sort this all out.

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    frodo says:

    been on a bender nell?

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    13eastie says:

    God bless the tattooed, shaven-headed, fat, gormless fuckwits in whose trust we put our safety and security.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Shhh. Calm down. Hatred is best aimed at the political class.

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    Anonymous says:

  293. 293
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Oh, well, that’s different. I cancel my post, below. Thank you and I express my sincere apologies.

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    Jethro says:

    fuck off tit,and play with your dolphins

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    Gazza says:

    Right man I’ll go straight down the takeaway and ask for a dopey fucker.

  296. 296
    Jethro says:

    e is not modded.

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    Fuck Labour says:

    OK. But blow me first.

  298. 298
    Jethro says:

    get a moniker and keep it shit house

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    Quo warranto? says:

    Justitia magnum emolumentum est

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    Motty says:

    Let’s get on with the penalty shootout.

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    nell says:

    No he didn’t. He shot a woman he had previously had a relationship with and then killed an innocent man who came out to protect her They were both unarmed !!

    Then he drove around for some hours uintil he found an unarmed policeman and shot himm as well!!

    He only shoots people who are unarmed and weaker than him!!! Brave man isn’t he??

  302. 302
    Moaty says:

    Don’t foorget the bombay alooo, man!

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    Blow the fucker’s head off and kick the bits into the river.

  304. 304
    Gazza says:

    Good idea. I always need a shit after a curry.

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    Keystone Cops says:

    The viewers looked from Pig to Moat and Moat to Pig, and from Pig to Moat again, but it was impossible to say which was which

  307. 307
    Robert Green says:

    Can I be in goal?

  308. 308
    Moaty says:

    Wai ai! And the peshwari naan. That’s well impoortant, man! And bring a DVD of all your football ‘ighlights, man!

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    Steves mum says:

    I nearly fell off the settee laughing when Milliband appeared on tv during the election campaign = he was in Shields talking about “his heartland, his people” – “where his heart is” Just laughable I can assure you all he has not one thing in common with anyone on the planet (well maybe Broon and Mandelsnake) he was laughable when he appeared with Brillo last night. I hope Brillo – if you read this take note – is honing his best interviewing skills to “Abbot” him – shouldnt be that hard – he’s such a supercilious face gurning self serving vacuous t..t.

  310. 310
    Ben Bradshaw says:

    Someone call for me?

  311. 311
    Jethro says:

    breaking News is a spook troll

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    My post was (with an “e”) you clever Hunt.

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    Dan says:

    Fuck off, Matthew. You know I’m off-duty.

    I’m watering my lobelia and the forecast is warm, with a huge anti-climax building to the west.

    If I was Moaty, I’d shoot myself in the leg and claim disability benefits.

    Yes, you do have a huge arse, MA, and it provides an endless source of tittering in the (state funded) canteen.

    Gosh, for a weatherman I’m so ascerbic.

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    Why did they have that ponce on.
    Might as well ask Brown on to comment about the debt.
    “Debt? what debt? no debt..all growth..no debt..I sleep now.”

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    Anonymous says:

    Nell loves a good shoot out. Especially if it involves UK squaddies in Afghani.

    Nell = fucking bitch

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    Piss off Nell. You know you don’t mean it. You are a warmonger, fuck you.

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    Northumbria Police Spokesperson says:

    Mr Moat has had food and water and has settled down to watch Jonathan Ross’s late night show on a special video link set up by our on line website officers.

  318. 318
    HM Prince "fucking pointless" Charles says:

    I I I I I I I

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    Stars in Their Eyes, Crosshairs on their Skull says:

    Well, Matthew, by day I’m a doorman on a club.

    But tonight, Matthew I’m going to be ……… Desperately Seeking SueSim

  320. 320

    Sky asking holiday makers for updates now.
    “Can I ask you another question? Will you be coming again next year?”

    Beast should phone up Sky and claim he is hiding in the reeds and can hear it all.
    “I’ll tell you man..Moaty is sayin’ don’t fookin’ shoot like. But the cops is sayin’ if he doon’t do the macarena naked for killing that copper, they’ll blow his balls off..”

    Bet you they play it.

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    Ban the BBC says:

    Is Bill Turnbull a Hunt? Press your red button now!

  322. 322
    Rothschild says:

    If you don’t stop posting about Moaty and slagging my force I will turn the internet off.

  323. 323
    Ewanme says:

    LOOK , tree , darlin x .

    Strike this , nuke that , wotever .

    At the end of the day , we gonna have to engage handbags at dawn , hun .

    You willin to club another human wiv ur pogo-stick ???

    Yeah . Me tooo .

    Bring the losers on , I says .

    E x .

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    Zed says:

    Plod were compromised.
    They “located” Moat on the banks of the river right on the town.
    Unfortunately for Plod there were 2 civilian witnesses who had just passed the target who in Mr Moat.
    Those civilians almost certainly stopped a further state execution.

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    Steves mum says:

    Never mind 2060 – it’s happened already in London.

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    let's waste $45 trillon on a global warming scam to make Al Gore a billionaire says:

    I am sick to bloody death of the Labour party and anything to do with the Labour Party – if they had any shame or sense of honor they would now be very busy closing down the labour party for good, then campaigning OUT IN THE OPEN for their sundry Marxist agendas.

    The commies always use words to hide their true selves:

    Labour =Marx=socialist/fabian =progressive= The forced redistribution of wealth by way of big government

    I don’t care who leads that bloody rabble I just wish the cold hard light of day was fully trained upon their Marxist agenda.

  328. 328
    Anonymous says:

    You’ll be Frank the Tosser then, yes ?

  329. 329
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Calm down, Anonymous, there’s no need to be so passive aggressive! I’m sure Nell never ordered any troops into illegal action – but the men you voted for did, eh!

  330. 330
    Mr (Sue Sim) Ed says:

    and Thrice Neigh
    (Feed me a carrot)

  331. 331
    Nathananiel Phillip Rothsbury says:

    That’s exactly the phrase i thought of when i first welcomed Peter and Gideon on board.

  332. 332
    Kilobar says:

    neither of your sons look like you,one looks a bit Moaty though

  333. 333
    Hugh Sheepshagger says:

    Still pressing

  334. 334
    Ed "The Termite" Balls says:

    I’ll be back. Just as soon as the coalition blows it’s fucking brains out.

  335. 335
    Zed says:

    Brave men one and all.
    They need to remember he’s the next Conservative Leader.

  336. 336
    E says:

    lol – outta interest . I sees Huge’s mug every day but I can’t , for my life , actually remember his real name .

    Am I jus forgetful ???

    E x .

  337. 337
    Anonymous says:

    Inspector Gadget’s blog is infested with the sort of people you’d rather not come into contact with.

    Holier than thou, we are better than you, don’t you know who we are, we are better than you, we call the rules, fuck you, assume the position, we know best.

    Fuck ‘em.

  338. 338
  339. 339
    Anonymous says:

    As opposed to holding the gun to THEIR head for a week ?

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    Thank you for your response. The BBC treat all responses equally. If we disagree with your vote we bin it, if we agree with your post we promote it.

    The BBC, doing what we know best.

  341. 341
    Anonymous says:

    And Brightonistan.

  342. 342
    cant hunter says:

    F*ck me if another member of the once feared triumverate has been on telly making himself look risible; Newsnight showed a short clip, as the credits rolled, of Tony Blair being serenaded in the Kosovan hell hole where he’s regarded as a saint ( or a M*sl*m equivalent) by a bunch of pre pubescent Balkan brats ,linked arm in arm, singing that cringe making Michael Jackson song ( you know the one) and there was Bliar , waving his arms with the kiddies, looking completely unembarrassed, yet completely absurd. Classic; hope to see a longer version soon. Michael Jackson; Tony Blair seem such a natural couple.

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    Zed says:

    When the Plod lead him out and off to the cells down the main street, the locals want to line the streets en masse and applaud the National Hero that is Raoul Moat

  344. 344
    Anonymous says:

    Well done, Moaty.
    The nation salutes you.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    “He only shoots people who are unarmed and weaker than him!!!”

    Oh, like the brave plod who murdered Ian Tomlinson? Or the brave plod who murdered Jean Charles de Menezes?

    My mistake. I thought Moat had topped a plod. But he didn’t. Shame.

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    GangNews says:

    Meanwhile drug gangs in Britain’s major city’s have been slaughtering each other all week.One gangster interviewed said”It’s great mate.I’ve put four of the competition in the ground and not a cop in sight.I love that Moaty guy,never liked Gordie’s before,funny that innit,anyway more shootings to do see ya.

  347. 347
    Fuck Labour says:

    Am I missing something? Who’s Inspector Gadget?

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    Oh, I forgot, “if you went to a funeral…” blah blah blah.

    Got a problem with your job? Don’t like your job?

    Change your fucking job then.

  349. 349
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    Anonymous says:

    Total average life working earning salary per pupil (age 25-50 max) NET £95,000.


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    Anonymous says:

    I regularly fantasize that I could “shoot” Kay Burley.
    Dream on.

  352. 352
    Zed says:

    Try Readers Wives instead, Pet.
    That way you don’t have to reveal your ugly boat.

  353. 353
    Sky News Update says:

    In a dramatic development, Northumbria Police have replaced body armoured, trigger happy goons manning the media cordon, with hi viz jacketed woodentops, with helmets, bussed in from their PR advisors.
    Back to you in the studio Hugh, and has Paul the psychic octopus predicted the result yet?

  354. 354
    Anonymous says:

    He’s this week’s thing.
    You, in contrast, have always been last decade’s thing.
    Rot in Hell

  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    You actually have a hairdresser.
    Really ?

    Really ?????????

  356. 356
    Northumbria's top Police negotiator says:

    Do you feel lucky, punk?

  357. 357
    Anonymous says:

    I’d rather cum on my own face.

  358. 358
    Mines a AK47 says:

    he can have his armed cops if we can have a second amendment.

  359. 359
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Gove? Leader? I hope not. That’s like saying .. I don’t know. Gove is a total prat. It’s like appointing John Prescott as deputy PM, as some sort of successor. Gove is like Prescott but without the wit, fat and intellect.

  360. 360
    Zed says:

    In celebration of one man’s triumph against civilian oppression and a self serving police state.

    Chime On.

  361. 361
    Update says:

    Folks oop north are tonight sitting on deck chairs in Rothbury with knotted hankys on their heads eating fish suppers and waiting for the fireworks to start down by the river. Raoul Moat is laying on the riverbank eating a curry and drinking a bottle of Newky brown brought by Gazza the well known sozzled drunk driver . Police have set up tanning lamps as its a bit nippy tonight,contrary to Sky weather reports.

  362. 362
    Fuck Labour says:

    You don’t upset a Geordie.

  363. 363
    Mysoginist says:

    That’s a no brainer.

  364. 364
    Modded says:

    fucking mod
    Folks oop north are tonight sitting on deck chairs in Rothbury with knotted hankys on their heads eating fish suppers and waiting for the fireworks to start down by the river. Raoul Moat is laying on the riverbank eating a curry and d*rinking a bottle of Newky brown brought by Gazza the well known sozzled d*runk d*river . Police have set up tanning lamps as its a bit nippy tonight,contrary to Sky weather reports.

  365. 365
    Zed says:

    Oh No.
    There are witnesses beside him as the plod turn up at last.
    Mr Moat – Wanted – Dead or Dead (unless any independent winesses in the location)
    Another Police Murder averted.

  366. 366
    Cow watch says:

    That Hunt Burly has just said Moat killed a cop,what a fucking piece of work she is.

  367. 367
    Queer pedant on mushrooms says:

    Acerbic, man.

  368. 368
    Mr (Plod) Magoo says:

    Have you seen him

  369. 369
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Why don’t unions get this?

    Pay cut? Quit: get another job. Hours increased? Quit: get another job. No pay rise/bonus this year? Unhappy? Quit: get another job. Feel you could earn more selling cabbages at the market? Quit: Get another job.

    What the fuck is the problem with morons like Bob Fucking Crow or the BA aircrew? “Fuck, let’s go on strike and drag our horrid employer into the ground. And let every potential employer know we shouldn’t be employed.”

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    Sue Sim on her way from the dogpound.

  371. 371
    Joe's Garage says:

    Ultimately, who gives a fuck, anyway?

  372. 372
    Northumbria Police Spokesperson says:

  373. 373
    lezo news says:

    If Moaty gets killed sheell start fingering herself on camera. What a man hating c-unt she is.

  374. 374
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Moaty we are all praying for you
    why didnt you buy some steel ball bearings?
    You knob!
    They shatter body armour
    petrol mixed with soap powder and polysterene
    but please only use this in afghanistan against children
    not our heroic boys in black

  375. 375
    Francis Urquhart says:

    Guido, call me Daddy.

  376. 376
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Bonsoir mon ami!

    Hey, this is the only reason the Maily Telegraph’s had the headline “Moat holds gun to his head” for the last few hours.

    PC Scum can’t top him whilst the media are present. When the media (a) fall asleep or (b) get moved “out of the line of fire” (nudge nudge, wink wink)..


  377. 377
    DT Editor says:

    Well said, sir. Are you one of ours?

  378. 378
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Get out there and by my book and make me even richer, you proles.

  379. 379
    P. Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    Fuck ‘u’. I meant ‘buy’.

  380. 380
    Zed says:

    News Channels ALL reporting the incompetence of the Plod and their lack of reaction.
    Plod (quite rightly) gonna take a kicking on all of this.
    What a massive waste of taxpayer money to pay for a vindictive police retribution exercise.
    If we all need to know where to make massive budget cuts to public sector excess then we need to look no further.
    Good night Plod.
    Our Nation’s Finest

  381. 381
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Last decade? He was quite the king of his own tiny little pond in the 1970s, but basked in his own reflective glory ever since.

    Where is he now? Fife. Where the fuck is Fife? I mean, honestly, could anyone point to Fife on a map?

  382. 382
    Anonymous says:

    Note to File:
    Revisit opportunity May 2015.

  383. 383
    Durrrrr ???? wot did yoo say mrs SAS ? says:

    over me ‘ead son



  384. 384
    owr 'ero moetea as been set up says:

    the evul meeja has made it look like ee as been caught

    but moetea is tooo smart for em and will blow the brainz out of the hostage he has an they woen’t beee larfin no mowr

  385. 385
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Yes. That’s right. I’m “Son”.

    State educated, were we? There’s probably a disability allowance for that.

    But not for much longer, so claim quickly.

  386. 386
    Sue Sim says:

    He has been living in the only storm drain in Rothbury for seven fucking days!!

    Been wallking round the town!

    Nutter ROFL LMAO lol lol hehehehehehe!!

  387. 387
    Anonymous says:

    How hard is that “coward” Moat then ?
    Dozens of high powered firearms trained on his skull and each and every one itching to drop him.
    That’s pressure. That’s courage.
    He’s in the rain after a week of living rough, psychlogically and physically drained, and hunted like an animal 24 hours/day.
    The Nation’s Hero – Kudos, Mr Moat.
    We salute you.

  388. 388
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Nice attempted wriggle, mate, but about as effective as the Ryutin Platform…

  389. 389
    Eric Pickles says:

    Moat will be strolling down the main street tomorrow morning pissed as a fart at 2 am. See you there lads.

    ps Don’t bring that ugly bitch who’s always on the telly. She puts me off me beer man.

  390. 390
    Zed says:

    Police Academy.
    Take the total cost of this fiasco out of each and every one of the incompetent police officers’ pension fund.
    Why should we, the taxpayers, pay for this vindictive self-serving incompetent Police Academy ?

  391. 391
    Tyler Durden says:

    It’s amazing the different kind of expolsives that can be made from ordinary household items.

  392. 392
    peasant says:

    I’ll get the Maserati m’lud

  393. 393
    Anonymous says:

    Looks and sounds like (Sir) Iain Blair.
    Both annointed for Socialist drivel.
    Both out of their depth.
    Exactly the type the socialists like to honour.

  394. 394
    Paul the octopus says:

    I predict plod will murder Moat, the enquiry will take 3 years and Sue.. Sue.. what’s her name? The one that’s uglier than me.. will be held entirely to blame and then get promotion.

  395. 395
    Tessa Tickles says:

    People who are contemplating flying with BA, you fucktard.

  396. 396
    Plods Can't Win says:

    They murder him and he’s a martyr as well as a hero.

    They arrest him, he testifies he’s been living in town centre all week as the taxpayer funds millions for Mr Magoo in Bloo.

    Either way, your public funding is decimated, Mr Plod.

    About Time.

  397. 397
    yoo ain't ard enough ya fookin coward says:

  398. 398
    Laghing so hard my butt plug just gave the missus a black eye says:

    I don’t get it.

  399. 399
    Gordon Brown says:

    Or the projectiles that can be made from everyday things, such as Nokias.

  400. 400
    Lezza Nipples says:

    fick arse thieves

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

    You think her hairdo will survive all of that abuse ?

  402. 402
    fick as fieves says:

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

  403. 403
    Moaty and his blue arse boys looking for a needle in a hayseed says:

  404. 404
    Grumpy Larry is a BORING CUNT says:

    Thank god I saw it!

  405. 405
    Gazza Giggles says:

    ginger geordies are da bomb man! dey iz amayzingly hard like me

  406. 406
    Zed says:

    He IS brave, Nell, yes.
    I answered that question effectively last night, yes ?

  407. 407
    Gazza Giggles says:

    Moaty is probably working on the doors at the nightclub with the police walking right past him tonight.

  408. 408
    Tessa's had a right tickle says:

    People who contemplate flying with BA are hardly in a position to accuse others of being fucktards.
    Unless they’re on expenses.

  409. 409
    Anonymous says:

    The woman lied to put him in prison.
    No doubt with the full support of the discredited child protection agencies and/or the taxpayer weaned Woman’s Aid.
    Her protector came at him with an iron bar.
    Each and every policeman would murder him if they are able.
    He put his life on the line for a week.
    In my book that makes him a very brave man.
    As a father I’d be proud of a son who could take the pressure he has taken over the past week.
    Those “posting” from armchairs want to reflect on what is courage.
    Or, like Mr Gordon Brown, they can always write upon “Courage” whilst they themselves take personal security and safety for granted.

  410. 410
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly which people were innocent ?

  411. 411
    Twatty Twattles says:

    the ballad of moaty my hero


  412. 412
    Anonymous says:

    It’s over.
    Looks like we have a Martyr.
    Looks like he’s dead or captured.
    Probably Dead.
    Murdered like Mr Menenses. Exactly how the Plod Coward wanted it.
    Spare me your lies over the next few days and weeks.

    Hail Mr Moat. A Hero forever..

  413. 413
    Anonymous says:

    You mean Mr Bean walking round the town ?

  414. 414
    Ms Burley's Listener says:

    listening to her.
    vindictive cow.

  415. 415
    Anonymous says:

    Right again, Paul.

  416. 416
    Bewildered says:

    I did.
    But was so memorised on how high his trousers were above his waist, I can’t recall a word he said.

  417. 417
    Place your bets says:

    10 quid Raoul Moat is dead.

  418. 418
    Anonymous says:

    Police have just murdered him.
    Denying the background but murder it is.

  419. 419
    D L George says:

    Suspect has been shot!

    Moaty is down.

  420. 420
    Roaul Moat RIP says:

    Can’t believe the bastard was still in the town! that takes balls.

    I would of legged it up to Scotchland and hid in plain sight with the other gingers.

  421. 421
    Police Murder Moat says:

    State Murder.

  422. 422
    Anonymous says:

    State Murder

  423. 423
    Anonymous says:

    Stete Murders

  424. 424
    Anonymous says:

    State Murders

  425. 425
    Anonymous says:

    Police State Murder

  426. 426
    Anonymous says:

    Police State Murders Moat

  427. 427
    Anonymous says:

    Police state murders Mr Moat

  428. 428
    Anonymous says:

    Moat murdered by the state

  429. 429
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Moat murdered by Police State

  430. 430
    Anonymous says:

    Moat murdered by state police

  431. 431
    Anonymous says:

    Vindictive state murder by police

  432. 432
    Anonymous says:

    State police murder Moat

  433. 433
    Anonymous says:

    Police murder Mr Moat

  434. 434
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Moat murdered by police

  435. 435
    Anonymous says:

    UK police murder Mr Moat

  436. 436
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Moat now murdered by police

  437. 437
    Anonymous says:

    Moat murdered by police state

  438. 438
    Anonymous says:

    Murder – police state

  439. 439
    Anonymous says:

    Stazi state – police murder Moat

  440. 440
    Anonymous says:

    Stazi state – Moat murdered by state

  441. 441
    Anonymous says:

    Murdred by the state – Mr Moat

  442. 442
    Anonymous says:

    Police Murder – Mr Moat

  443. 443
    Anonymous says:

    Police Murderers – Moat

  444. 444
    Anonymous says:

    50 Quid he’s a hero and national martyr too ?

  445. 445
    Anonymous says:

  446. 446
    Anonymous says:

  447. 447
    Anonymous says:

    Correction: Next Conservative Leader.
    Take Note.

  448. 448
    Angry and Despondent says:

    John Sopel: “Why did you shoot Mr.Moat twentytwo times?”

    Armed Response Plod: ” I ran out of ammunition.”

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Next Leader of Conservative Party.

  450. 450
    Dan says:

    Hmmm. Warm, Matt. Do you think the MSM reads this shit? Boom shanka, love.

  451. 451
    Zed says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.well, let’s see, shall we Ms Tickles
    I suspect that you not ought not to rate the book by it’s cover.
    Only time will tell.
    Mr Gove’s intellectual ability far outweighs his physical attributes as he fully acknowledges.
    It serves both the Labour Party and the LW of the Conservative Party to undermine this very very impressive individual. .
    This man is truly awesome.
    He is our next PM, believe me.

  452. 452
    Anonymous says:

    Plod kills Moat.

    Fuck off plod.

  453. 453
    Rather Concerned says:

    Who killed Moat?

  454. 454
    Rather More Concerned says:

    I’d rather kill plod than answer to plod.

    Fuck off plod – you kill people.


  455. 455
    Police Kill People says:

    Who made them look a fucking piece of shite.

    Plod = murderers.

    Inspector Gadget and your ilk can fuck off and die. You will.

  456. 456
    Anonymous says:

    don’t give me your media lies – i’m not listening.
    media lies. media lies.
    liars and murderers.
    you are in our sights.
    moats is our hero.
    be afraid, plod.

  457. 457
    Police Murder People says:

    They don’t like.

    OK, fuck you plod, we know where you live.


  458. 458
    Matthew Amawillywally says:

    Oh dear.

    “Moaty” DEAD . Sky fucked.

    Anyone else hard enough to fill a week’s worth of coverage?

    Not you, Dan.

    RIP Thingy


  459. 459
    Police Murder People says:

    “Dead after arriving at hospital”

    Yeah, right!

    Fuck off plod.

  460. 460
    Police Murder People says:

    Inspector Gadget types can go screw themselves.

  461. 461
    Anonymous says:

    Never mind eh, next time it could be you.

  462. 462
    Cunt Watch says:

    Yes, it could be me next.

  463. 463
    Roaul Moat RIP says:



  464. 464 says:

    Don’t mess with these people, Hoon Watch. They have a monopoly on “humour”


  465. 465
    everything is for the lulz says:

    just do it for the lulz

  466. 466
    A Pensioner says:

    OK – where are all the human rights lawyers. Moaty was clearly surrounded and contained by the filth and causing no imminent danger. A clear cut case of murder. If this gets whitewashed away then nobody is safe.

  467. 467
    A Pensioner says:

    PS If the cun’t who fired that shot reads this: ROT IN HELL YOU BASTARD!!!

  468. 468
    twatty twattles says:

    for being a ginger twat intenet weeds wank off to ?
    don’t think so

  469. 469
    ROFL!! says:

    Oh! yoo iz so HARD!!!
    how did yoo get to be so TOUGH an HARD on the internet?
    yoo iz harder than 10 fousand SAS people and a million lions wif machine gunz thatz how HARD yoo iz

  470. 470
    Poor Bill says:

    The Euro-Filth.

    What ever happened to British policing ?

    Nice uniforms. SS black with old style penis helmets.

    I’d be worried if I was one of the New Labour Kapo Brothers. Surely even they must have noticed by now !

  471. 471
    Twatty Twattles the hardest person in da whole wide wurld says:

    you cood blow yoor brainz out wif wit that sharp

    tee hee hee!!!

    I’m the hardizt person in the whole wide wurld coz I sez so !!!
    an der iz no way I canz lie yoo see
    oh noes! I iz taken the piss owt ov yoo again an yoo don evun know it

    innit? innit! innit? innit! innit ????

  472. 472
    Why did moaty take so long to shoot himself? says:

    It took 6 hours for him to find any brains to blow out with a shotgun. Like all geordies.

  473. 473
    EyeForAEye says:

    Good, saved us the cost of a trial and the cost of keeping him in prison for the rest of his life.

  474. 474
    Power to the people says:

    Hope some-one is looking into the bastards that fitted Gove up. Civil Servants in the pay of Lieber!

  475. 475
    Nick Clegg says:

    Thank God Raoul Moat shot himself.

    Saves the embarrassment of English marksmen missing.

  476. 476
    Anonymous says:

    I’m pleased that the coward shot himself.

  477. 477
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    A hero? The bloke was a moron and a waste of space. Get a grip.

  478. 478
    Ed Balls says:

    So Raoul Moat is dead.

    Does this mean we can go back to making fun of the coalition, and in particular,Michael Gove ??

  479. 479
    Anonymous says:

    That’s right; a man who shot his girlfriend in the face.

    He’s my kind of hero (tear forms in eye and rolls down cheek).

  480. 480
    Anonymous says:

    That’ll be Moaty then.

  481. 481
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Any body else get a ‘Facebook Friend Deleted’ message arount 2.20 am this morning?????

  482. 482
    Anonymous says:

    You know you are a real koont when even your mother tells you kill yourself.

  483. 483
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Use you own moniker.

  484. 484
    Gazza says:


  485. 485
    Anonymous says:

    A Geordie moron at that and that’s saying something.

  486. 486
    Kay Burley says:

    I’m not convinced that forcing a desperate fugitive to lie down on the grass in the pouring rain in the dark inside a ring of armed and armoured plod with bright spotlights was the best way to resolve this.

    If they had backed off to say 50 yards and given him food and some shelter the public would have been safe as would the plod and Mr Moat may still be alive now and in a position to surrender.

  487. 487
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Eye witnesses said last night that police jumped on him
    why would they jump on him after he had shot himself
    he shot himself at 1.15 am but arrived at hospital at 2.20 ?
    did he have to make his own way to A@E ?

  488. 488

    BTW, Moaty in all probability was just another ginger geordie nutcase, and scaring the shit out of the plod doesn’t *quite* make you a national hero, although it’s certainly in the right direction, but even so, there’s quite a lot that’s interesting about this. For starters, they have 500 plod scouring every inch of the town, the fields, the forest, but they really didnt’ check the drains? FFS. Have these people ever watched t’films? And second, I’ve heard three, umm, ear-witnesses now saying they heard “shots”. ShotSSSS. Letting both barrels go at once is certainly possible, but bang…ow my head hurts….bang? Hmmmm.

    And third, the question the cops (and gov’t) really need to ask themselves, why were so many people actually hoping he’d shoot another couple of coppers? Is that the attitude the plod might expect in a nation “policed by consent”?

  489. 489
    Pink Panther says:

    It wasn’t very clever reading out the letter from a little girl in Rothbury describing Moat as a nutter and how she wants to join the police when she grows up, given that Moat was actually in Rothbury at the time.

    And why couldn’t the press report about Moat’s dictaphone, what difference would it have made?

  490. 490
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Sky news keep showing the clip of the final 8 seconds of mr moats life
    you can clearly hear TWO shots very close together, but still two shots

  491. 491
    Anonymous says:

    Okay, so it sounds as though the police shot him and they’re lying to us again. Unfortunately the police are out of control – a law unto themselves – legacy of Blair Brown and the Third Man.

  492. 492
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Kay Burley has returned to London and gained direct admission to Madame Tussauds.

  493. 493
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    So Woolarse kept a diary. Will the public find out where he stuffed the tampons they bought him? I think not.

  494. 494
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Should that not read “The Turd Man” ?

  495. 495
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    #3: Because in just three decades the police have turned from something that Dixon of Dock Green might have portrayed with at least some degree of accuracy into a modern version of the Ba’athist party: a law unto themselves and a friend to no one else.

  496. 496
    Biffo says:

    Or what was threatened?

  497. 497
    Peter Mandelslime says:

    But I do, Ducky – I do.

  498. 498
    Biffo says:

    It’s unfortunate that she looks like a tranny who’s past their best days. That eyeshadow! Someone should tell her less is more. Unfortunate turn of phrase ‘that nutter’.

  499. 499
    David Cameron's Press Officer says:

    DMiliband My Keir Hardie speech: http://bit.ly/cqzCTf.

  500. 500
    Where oh where is the utter C*UNT? says:

    Where’s Gordon Brown?

    I want to try out my new baseball bat on his head.




  501. 501
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Morning Frankie

  502. 502
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    In his mouth. He talks like a c*nt.

  503. 503
    Swop Shop says:

    Couldnt they have swopped him for Gordon Brown and then blown Brown’s worthless head clean off

  504. 504
    grassy knoll says:

    I did tell you, but does anybody listen?

  505. 505
    David Cameron says:

    Ahead of tomorrow’s World Cup Final I wish the England Football Team the very best of luck.

  506. 506
    Can't remember he's a nonce says:

    Morning nonce

  507. 507
    A fuitloop hospital somewhere in Jockistan says:

    For the umteenth time, your name is Gordon Brown and you are not the Prime Minister.

  508. 508
    Can't remember he's Belgian says:

    Well your Belgian Police force are nonces and scum, like yourself

    “Their most notorious failure came when officers searched his home, but failed to find two eight-year-old girls – Melissa Russo and Julie Lejeune – held prisoner in the basement.

    The pair later starved to death after Dutroux was arrested on a completely separate issue – car theft.

    Officials have also been accused of mistreating the parents of the victims, and of failing to pass vital information between prosecutors and police.

    The police faced further humiliation in 1998 when Dutroux suceeded in escaping for three hours after overpowering an officer who was guarding him.

    Their humiliation deepened when it was revealed that Dutroux had been allowed to leave the prison where was being held, in order to view documents which would be used in his trial.”

  509. 509
    The Golem says:

    We did have in the original Bill of Rights back in the 17th Century. In the 20th Century the politicians and the lawyers simply ignored it and legislated as if it didn’t exist. All our oppressive gun laws are illegal but just try contesting them!

  510. 510
    Power to the people says:

    Lets hope your’e next on the list.

  511. 511
    Josef Fritzl says:

    Just beginners.

  512. 512
    Billy Smooth says:

    They fucking tasered him. Yeah, taser a guy with a shotgun to his head. Fucking mongoloids. ACAB.

  513. 513
    Sue Sim.... says:

    How she is even a copper, let alone a Acting Chief Constable, is beyond me.

    She’s clearly a touch spastic.

  514. 514
    Yorkshire Lass says:

    David Milliband??
    Oh yeah..the banana wielding fool, who today states,”Labour’s FAILINGS!,were made worse by Bozo”.
    Two months ago the same banana & his bods told us,(with straight faces) Labour are brilliant,the party is united and we are on course to win because of Bozo’s super job as chancellor & now as PM.
    Just prior to that, this same banana tried & FAILED to oust Bozo….but his handy little Balls got in the way.
    Let’s hope the next few weeks show Milliband up for the bare faced liar he is.

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