Prezza “Sidelined” Into the Lords
So it’s Baron Prezza of Kingston-on-Hull. And more importantly Lady Prescott too. A quiet and subdued Prescott has just taken his oath. The millionaire didn’t look very happy during the whole process.
Must have been all that “flummery”…















So, the millionaire John Prescott has joined the House of Lords to continue the class war on behalf of the working class? Fat, useless wanker.
he demonstrates all that is bad with our social system, a poster boy for the parasites.
You don’t get fat by working hard
did he take this to apologise to pauline for banging that other woman?
Hung like a pigeon
We have to go with your hands on knowledge
He’s only there to keep the G&Ts flowing.
If he really doesn’t like being in the lords, the fat f*cker should just step off the earth and do us all a favour.
Yes.
Think there was rather more than the one.
Scum and hypocracy personified.
quote – unquote
“It would seem conflicts of interest are not uncommon”
- while DPM the hon Lord commenting on planning matters in general but specifically concerning an OGC approved consultant (also lobbying agent) while found acting for local authority despite applicant also being a client.
Thanks John, tacit acknowledgement of government collusion as usual.
Two shags Prescott
No one came out of my holiday camps fat
But you do get fat by wanking lard.
The working class hero that has never done a real days work in his useless life, fat ugly twat
You leave our JohnJohn alone!!
He’s got a nice little bum.
Phwooaaarrr!
An’ don’ee look good in them robey things?
Woooahhhh Prezza! – wanna quick fumble . . . ? . . . grope our tits . . . ? . . . . . get in out knicks . . ? . . . anything . . . ?
Well the old lad is starting well he looks as if he has fallen asleep, if so a true lord of the old school.
Don’t get mad, get even
I paid £21.99 for the seated title of Lord Old Holborn including land registry fees
Just like Ashcroft and Foster, I cannot take up a seat in the Lords but for some reason British Airways seem unable to seat me in cattle class on long haul flights either and I have yet to be refused a booking at a restaurant.
If everyone became a Lord it could do little more damage to the title than Prescott has managed.
http://www.lordtitles.co.uk/lordship%20premium%20buy%20a%20title%20lord%20lady%20sir.html
http://www.faketitles.com/html/lord_titles________.html
Written by Richard, 7th Earl of Bradford
He doesn’t want us all on the gravy train, does he?
snap My Lord
this site is run by….. a lord out to stop anyone being one of them,
Maybe it goes to prove that you CAN polish a turd after all.
Makes a complete mockery of our age old institutions.
This is a man who claims to be a socialist but in fact turns out to be a hypocrite of the first order.
Anyone with an ounce of intelligence should continue to refer to him as MISTER Prescott.
Let’s not forget that other fat twat, Quentin Davies, who was due to be introduced to the Lords today.
Makes the queen out to be a twat,fuck the monarchy now,heres your fucking shilling mam,you Hunt.
Sod off Bolshi Bastard
> man who claims to be a socialist but in fact turns out to be a hypocrite of the first order
Name one Socialist who isn’t?
Erm, errrr, erm……
Bessie Braddock …….
“Makes a complete mockery of our age old institutions.”
No, it shows just how useless they are
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/07/parliament-act.html
Why ‘Mister’? Just the “P-word” would do.
Pigeon Prescott
John’s going to invite me to his party.
Isn’t that right nurse?
Nurse?
Nurse!
Bugger, they’ve left me in seclusion again.
Lord Prescott. Gordon Brown has a LOT to answer for for making these Communists into Lords, the ultimate slap in the face of decent people.
Working class hero? Pah. Two-faced, two-chined, fat, philandering c**t,
Doesn’t it make you want to vomit- just shows you why they never wanted to tax the rich as it would be taxing themselves.
The sooner the House of Lords is abolished and a FULLY Elected chamber instituted to replace it the better.
A fully elected chamber… I await that to occur to the House of Commons first.
Get rid of safe parliamentary seats first, THEN you can talk about reforming the House of Lords.
Best place for the lod fat bastard, so he can’t do much harm….. until we reform the Lords, and throw out the placemen.
We’ll put a few Lords back, if any can still be found.
Could it be possible that he felt some embarrasment? “I want all the goodies and privileges but I musn’t look too enthusiastic about them”.
two faced double standard lying devious ignorant slob hypocrite.
He may call himself “Lord Prescott”….but he’s still a fat fuck.
Well at least he can enhance his income as father Christmas come the event. Ho ho fucking ho!
Baron Prescott of Oaf
………. fat hypocritical bastard. But he’s mainly an oaf.
I swear Sky New just reported Prescott “swore an oaf of allegiance”……
I’ll take your word for it. Would fit though.
But he has served the good people of Oaf (or the Oafish) very well
C’mon t’Lady Porline t’chippy shuts at Farve.
“Do what I say, but not what I do”
Now Prezza and Mandelson are locked in an embrace unto death in the HofL (which is not usually all that long there).
You don’t really think that that slimey rat mandelson has anything to do with that fat working class traitor prscott, do you?
I can just see it now:
mandelson: Oh, john you really must come round, I’m haveing one or two guys round to supper, you know, a bit of stimulating conversation over the wine, and all that.
Prescott: i will come round coz toney said that were out of resession now or was it gorden anyway their both very good on econmicals and now that the tory party is have lost the will of the mandate and Ashdown though i was speaking to harriot last week and Ashdown is very rich and bankrolling the toffs because toney is working hard to help that what is going on in the middle east not the tory’s . . .
This is surely beyond satire.
I am literally too angry to write a coherent rant.
My blood, piss and saliva are at boiling point.
I just cannot underst………………………………………………….
Pratt Prescott, doesn’t change, class warrior to the end???
I don’t normally swear but HE’S A FUCKING HYPOCRITE LIKE MOST OF THE NULIEBORE SHITE! (That feels better)
cor,can you talk dirty as well
Not bad for a beginner
Just about to set off on a 2 week survival course in Northumberland.
Sleeping rough, living off the land. Should be a memorable experience.
Do us all a favour and ask that tit Theresa May (the one who wants to open the floodgates and let every homosexual in the Islamic world come and live here) to lend you a jacket with “POLICE” marked clearly on the front and back.
Singing “I’m the laughing policeman” very loudly would be good, too.
Thanks.
It seems that going to jail for life is now against terrorists human rights (but not obviously their victims).
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Abu-Hamza-And-Babar-Ahmad-European-Court-Of-Human-Rights-Halts-Extradition/Article/201007215661362?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15661362_Abu_Hamza_And_Babar_Ahmad%3A_European_Court_Of_Human_Rights_Halts_Extradition
Can someone commit a terrorist atrocity against the court of neo-socialist entitlements?
Abu’s wailing about his Human Rights? Here’s a quote from Mr Hamza, which expresses perfectly his own view about our human rights:
“The real weapons of mass destruction are the desire for martyrdom. Millions of you are ready to be shaheed. Half a million martyrdom shaheed is enough for Muslims to control the whole of earth forever. In the end of the day, Islam must control earth, whether we like it or not.”
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2004/04/british-imam-bring-jihad-to-your-own-door.html
just a shame someone never managed to shove that hook where the sun didn’t shine then we’d have been spared the disgrace of this creepy terrorist ever walking the earth again.
Surely the fat evil fuck is due a myocardial infarction by now?
On my way
I’m looking after the interests of the little people.
He follows in the footsteps of such as Manny Shinwell, who graced the Lords benches. and Joe Gormley, who did not. He’s still got his trotters hock-deep in the expences trough though.
Then there is Tony Benn who got a peerage for giving his son a girl’s name
You mean Sir Anthony Wedgewood-Benn who inherited one from his father.
Then renounced it and started calling himself Tony Benn.
He who said nuclear power would be too cheap to meter.
Wy ay, man. I don’t like the look of this fockin bloke.
Go get him Raoul. He waved his chipolata at your missus.
Make it a low shot, a head shot will do fuck all damabge
Two-faced piece of shit.
And a Common Purpose stooge to boot.
CP ?
Gotta link for Mr. Crasspot’s inauguration?
What course was he on?
We are the only party of decency, honesty, integrity and principles. We keep our promises and never let you down. We are for everyone.
Yes dear, now fetch me a glass of champers comwade!
And then get your tits out.
You can go too far, you know!!
Yes please!
Harman ain’t got no tits. Mine are out all the time – just ask LORD Prezza.
Erm. Are you sure about that? You murdered us. Labour murdered our children. You never even apologised. And is Tony now in prison? Did you expel him from your party? Is this what Labour stands for? Murdering the working class?
If the UK government wasn’t paying us a bribe fee we would be blowing you to fuck in the streets with our martyrs.
The word you are looking for is Jizya
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizya
They’re only useless fucking ragheads – good bloody riddance.
Is that the official NuLabour line?
It is.
Decency? How about an illegal war in which 100,000 civilians died.
Honesty? WMD anyone?
Integrity? Opening the floodgates to immigrants “to rub the right’s nose in it.”
Principles? Doubling the rate of income tax for the poorest workers? Letting in millions of immigrants to cut the job prospects and wages of British workers? Murdering 100,000 people in Iraq?
Keeping promises? Didn’t Labour promise a referendum on the EU Constitution/Lisbon Treaty? Even, as Tony said, if its title changed?
Never let us down? You did, in every way.
Applause
I shall enjoy using my title as I play croquet at Dorneywood.
It rather suits me don’t you think?
Baron Prescot, who at all the pies? u fat bastard u fast bastard
and dont be banging your new secretary over your new desk ya fat fuck
reclassifed from worst human ever to non human,you may hunt
He was only the worst deputy PM until Clegg got the job.
This is an utter disgrace.
In my eyes, this abominable, hypocritical appointment does more damage to British politics than the expenses scandal. The expenses abuse was quite typical of what goes on in any public office anywhere in the world. Even in private businesses from nicking nuts and bolts from the stores to using insider knowledge on the trading floor, it happens all the time.
However, to appoint the fattest, laziest, thickest, most obscenely rude c*unt in British politics to a place he publicly despised everyday of his life, though secretly envied, has to be the biggest mistake ever and one that has truly made a huge difference in the way I shall view politics and its decision making process for the rest of my life.
I am absolutely ashamed to be British today.
Now, now, Sir Trev, just calm down.
I started off as a working class man, despising the system but, as I climbed the greasy pole I realised that I didn’t really give a fuck about the man on the street.
The more I saw of the upper classes the more I wanted that style of life for myself; the titles, the grace and favour homes, the two Jags, the bint on the side, the mock Tudor beams, the whole fucking shamboogler.
Now that I’ve got my title, I’m like a dog with two cocks and nobody can take that away from me.
Cameron needs to appoint a herald to walk in front of Lord Tubby, blowing a fanfare. “Make way, make way. The most unprincipled man in the land is approaching…Make way!”
Vuvuzelas, would be more appropriate for this , disgraced politician.
English ENGLISH
Prescott was born (if that’s the correct word) in Prestatyn.
We were trying to keep that quiet
The result of incest,
Sir Trev has it absolutely correct. How did this ignorant oaf ever escape the retribution he deserved? I truly think he remains an everlasting reminder of so called socialist gone putrid.
Hear, hear, Sir Trev. Well said. Shameful.
But let’s not get too sad: go and run your hand up Caroline Norks’ thigh – you’ll feel much better. In fact, give her one from me, please.
sir trevor it says everything about brown and nothing of prescott who is seen by anyone with a brain cell as an ignorant hypocrite.
bless him – in that garb the millionaire bulimic looks like the normal working man on the street, he really does!
He NEEDS to be lavished at the H of L, wined and dined and titled so he can stand up for the working men just like him.
typical champagne socialist – all equal just as long as they are a little more equal than others.
Having a title doesn’t buy you manners or dignity.
fat useless dumb oaf.
Bless him? If he ever crosses the road in front of me!!!
By the size of Prezza (our Pauline-of-the-bouffant-hair’s bit of rough), you’ll need to treat him like a roundabout.
I didn’t realise that the bar stewards in the House of Lords all wore fancy uniforms.
Prezza will feel well comfortable and enjoy the trips down memory lane as he gets the refills.
Just another two figured salute from our beloved political class.
He’s was always harping on about change, now he’s change his mind
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1047119/Two-Jags-wont-leap-Lords.html#ixzz0t5Lfs7Ls
BP Board Game
http://thetreesofliberty.blogspot.com/2010/07/bp-board-game.html
If there is ever a example of reform needed then this fat Hunt is it , you thought mandy was bad well you aint seen fuck all yet
Fuck this.I’v had enough
Why all the jokes about Raoul Moat?
I’ve never heard of the man.
Anyway, im off to a fancy dress party up in Rothbury, just got a sweet looking Police man costume.
should be good.
Baron Tosspot of pork pies and pigshit. A fat arsehole (24 carat)
I curse him and all his bastard chums,down the corridors of hell for an eternity and then some. Bastards!
A millionaire huh, those Hull to the Hook of Holland barman earn more than you’d think…
who’s up for a violent uprising while the cops are hunting Moaty?
You mean whilst the plod are busy hiding from the nasty man? Bravely running away?
Sign me up. I’m beyond caring about any of the useless shower of shit in Parliament.
Think what a rebel SAS troop could do. Four well armed men could take over the bleedin’ country.
That’s why they’re in Afghanistan without much in the way of support or weapons, being shot and blown to pieces to protect
an evil repulsive barbaric governmenta worthy democratic ally of the West.There’s method in our government’s madness.
There’s no truth in the rumour that a Mr Neilson is expected to be offered a position in the Lords when he becomes a free man?
I’ve asked before and still not had an answer, even Wikipedia can’t help – can anyone point to a single useful thing he’s done in his entire career?
It is rumoured that he once served the beverages on a cruise liner. Probably spilled them more often than not, though.
He could be plug for bp oil spill ?
Didn’t he help hasten the decline of UK’s Merchant Navy? Not a bad move for a nation that is surrounded by sea and needs to export to survive. He must have learnt how important that was when he did his degree in Economics at Ruskin Hall.
He once took an egg for the team
Not yet, he hasn’t died
Stood down at the last election?
Now an inspiration for all who wish to abolish the Lords??
Fat millionaire socialist hypocrit who has done no one any good ever apart from himself.
The real left wing hate Prescott
“The working class can kiss my arse, I’ve got the foreman’s job at last.”
Yet more stoats slaughtered in vain.
You can dress them up in Ermine but a Weasel is still Vermin.
(Collective nouns for a group of weasels include boogle, gang, pack, sneak and confusion).
Flying Vermin = Pigeon
Give a Pig an Eon and one day he will.
THE WORKING CLASS CAN KISS MY ASS I’M A LABOUR MP/LORD NOW
Fuck it,I’m going Moaty on this
Fuckin chump
Re: the photo… I bet it’s not the first time he’s poked his head into a furry opening.
Sorry I mentioned it… the thought of that really makes me shudder!
MIND BLEACH
Two bottles, extra strength.
The cleaning product “Clit Bang” comes to mind… or is it “Cilit Bang” the French use?
‘ere – is this a muff I’ve got round me neck!
Prezza always di like Mock Tudor beams…
He’s surrounded by them now…
he has arrived…
Watch out Mandy
I will lamp you if you are rude about my friend Prezza…
And you know I have form in the gutter department…
Eeh by eck as like, who’d ave bluddy thought it Pauline, me sittin in th’bluddy ouse ov lords, he, he, he, an being a bluddy millionaire t’boot, ar’s new I did th’right thing going in’ta poli-tics an fightin for th’workin man, eeh they dun me proud, I can’t stop laffin Pauline, he, he, he
Northumberland police have asked for US help in hunting Raoul Moat. After a quarter of UK police and SAS now drafted up there failed to find him
‘not surprised as he’s probably sitting in a bar in Amsterdam drinking coffee!!!Still the Yanks couldn’t even find WMD in Iraq so this Moat guy will feel pretty safe!
Cripes !! Haven’t they called off the search for WMD yet ?? They never existed, dontcha know ??
I did, but unfortunately they didn’t!!
Get back in your grave and stay there. You and your opinions were deleted, sacrificed on the alter of the Greater Socialist Utopia.
He’s advising Bin Liner
“Lets all do a moaty “
Now I’m a member of the Ermine Vermin you can all osculate my enormous posterior.
Send Diane Abbot to join the Ermine Vermin while you are at it
She will show them how to boogle boogle woogle…
What a fooking farse the Other Place has become
ABOLISH IT
Trouble is, the elected chamber is worse.
Talking of lardarses, that Tom Watson looks very much like me.
I saw the lardy lump on DP today.
Jeez, his chairs must need extra strong strengthening.
‘ere – I don’t give a toss for that money stuff! . . . let’s talk about food willya!
That café place – see the menu? . . . didya . . ? . . . didya . . ?
Phwooaarrr!
Two soft boiled eggs ‘n soldiers!
Not enough fer me though!
But I do like soft things – kno what oi mean . . ?
I’m a tit man meself . . . nice soft bulgy ones are best . . !
Anyone got a sandwich . . . ? . . . patsy . . . ? . . . pie . . . ? . . . anything . . ?
I floated up the Thames once . . . like a big black **** . . just shows don’t it . . ?
Any truth that you can fart out ‘The Red Flag’ through a vuvuzela?
I don’t do did Red Flag songs sunged. One’s a Lord now and very very rich.
So p*ss off, you grotty little oik and all them that are like you.
Is this Prescott a fockin copper? I fockin hate coppers. They make me go all shooty.
Yes, Prescott’s a copper. They all are. You know what to do.
Lord Sandwich: You sir! will die of the pox or at the gibbet!
John Wilkes, libertarian: That sir! would depend on whether I embraced your Mistress or your politics.
BANG! And the fuzz is gone.
tub of fucking lard
I’ll have 2475 Big Macs, 1895 fries, and 895 cokes. Ta.
On a diet then?
yeah a sea food diet , see food and eat it
Do you want a Shrek Happy Meal with that?
Things we do for love, eh? I’ll bet Pauline will be really grateful, won’t she?
Did the earth move for you, Prezza?
I feel sorry for the silly haired cow..the thought of that slobby twat for a husband is repulsive…she must have spent most of their later years totally embarrassed by his antics and ridiculous syntax
Poor cow is probably cringing at the thought of the old ‘conjugals’ with the fat sweaty bastard. Imagine that! Truly unwholesome.
Oh, power is such an aphrodisiac! Come here, Johnny! Let me blow on your vuvuzela!
Aren’t vuvuzelas long and hard, whereas Prescott’s ickle-wickle skinny sausage is teensy weensy flopsy wopsy?
Can I have a peerage?
Yes how about;- Lord Brown of Bugger Hall-on-the-Hole
Lord Gold-fingered.
Baron of all honesty..
Lord Brown of Chingrinner….what a thought…what a twat
I’m the only fat stupid useless Hunt that matters now.
yes, we’ve heard about you, you pipsqueek.
Is that the fuckin’ best you can do, you cnut?
I need a quick getaway. Anyone got a moataboat?
They say I’ll be eligible for a moatabiity allowance.
so moat it be
The police should get Raoul Moat just for having such a godawful name. What the fuck kind of name is that?!
Is there any truth in the rumour that, if Mr Moat is not captured by Saturday night, the National Lottery are going to double the reward money and call it a ‘Raoul Over’
I’ll get my coat…………..
It is right and correct that we celebrate diversity and welcome the community’s freedom to express itself by naming their offspring in any manner that they see fit, providing that said name is not defamatory towards other valued members of Britain’s rich and diverse valued communities of faiths, sexual preferences and socio-economic backgrounds.
And we can’t ‘get’ him because he’s very nasty and we’re frightened of him.
quite but still a silly name for a bouncer when he appears whiter than any raoul I’ve ever noticed…perhaps he was bleached at birth
I’ve got some carpet burns. I’ll be fine, don’t worry.
Fag burns on your rug is it, Ms Beard?
He gives me the horn.
Is there any truth in the rumour that, if Mr Moat is not captured by Saturday night, the National Lottery are going to double the reward money and call it a ‘Raoul Over’
I’ll get my coat…………..
How come tony blair aint in the lords , i mean thatcher in there and major is a sir , what about blair (i would rather the Hunt is hung drawn and quatered but hey ho)
Because hates him.
brown disappeared
That’s a first.
TCB has probabaly renounced his UK citizenship. No chance of sitting in the HoL unless he gets a commonwealth or Irish citizenship again. Nice way of getting around the non-dom tax and all that.
And all that, Argentina?
Can you blame him? Look at the public.Listen to them being interviewed on the news on the Moat hunt. They are totally stupid. Look at what we have? What they voted for, and what they didn’t. Fuck em.
Wy ay man! I’ll only give meself up if Jimmy Nail comes and gives me his ootagraph, man!
Fear me! Love me! But most of all, fear me!
has anyone noticed if you comment on your own comment it gets modded,a bit of a pain if your correcting a mistake,Guido fucking it up more,sites losing visitors like fuck
want some milk ?
Hi , My names Tim Lovejoy and i am a legend
You’re never having Torres! You’re never having Torres!
I’m a leg end.
any bets on Moaty going 7 days?what odds
I think it’ll go at least 8 more days
The working class can kiss my ass, I’ve got the Foremans job at last.
One duplicitous wanker. He has never had a real job, just suckled at the teat of the taxpayer for most of his life. He has as the morals of a snake. He has shat over every working class man and woman in the country. Much like the rest of New Labour really.
If there was ever a time for reform of the Lords then it is now. With shit like Prescott and Mandleson in the Lords then we are fuc*ed.
Typical brit response.grow some balls and courage
Exactly Stan. That’s the reason for putting them there.
I have just looked up the definition of ‘nobility’ and it seems to mean the exact opposite of John Prescott
Use a spell checker… its Knobility.
Raoul Moat Folk Hero
http://thetreesofliberty.blogspot.com/2010/07/raoul-moat-folk-hero.html
I might be uneducated I might be a national embarrassment I might be the most graceless hypocrite in the world and of which prioritising all the evidence one could ever need that there is nought meritocratic about New Britain and to the contrary I am not any meritocrat my grandfather was a miner.
I might be a fat useless pile of shite.
But you Tory plebs ‘ad best tek note that me an’ Lardy Prescott ‘ave joined the nobility and there’s nought yus can do to tek it away from us.
We’ve gorrus lifelong season-tickets on t’ gravy train.
An’ t’ pie train.
An’ t’ chips train.
An’ t’ sick it all up train.
………….and the three hundred quid a day for clocking-on train
so that fat hoon is now a lord , that will bring the iq off the house right down
to match the country’s
the IQ of the country is now in line
I’ve got an I.Q of 156 (£billion).
As Freedom Sunsets into Perpetual Night
todays headline in Guidos favourite site,read it and consider what you have
http://johngaltfla.com/blog3/2010/07/08/as-freedom-sunsets-into-perpetual-night/
Once again the US laughs at us as more liebour wastage is revealed.
wait till they get on the Moat fiasco.
Wait till they find out about Abu Hamza’s extradition hearing!!!
This ruling says all you ever needed to know about the United Kingdom’s descent into the nonsensical world of Human Rights where the lawyers make a fortune and the bad guys become untouchable.
The trouble is that the government doesn’t have the bottle to put him and his family on the next flight to New York and let the US courts do whatever they want with him. Then cancel their passports and let the dripping wet Strasbourg mob go to hell and take every Human Rights lawyer with them.
Oh if only that Theresa May would do that, I would worship the ground she walked on…
I would prostrate myself before her – that way I’d get a good upskirt!
Sim card has just been on saying Moaty has now threatened the public,total and utter shite
Well well well. The police are saying Moaty is now a danger to the public but they won’t say why. Is this a genuine threat or are the police trying to turn the public against him?
Sky are saying the were rabbit is his main target that’s why she did a walk about yesterday,the liar
‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello
I can’t imagine why the public should be worried about a gun wielding homicidal ‘roid rage nutcase.
He’s only got it in for the politically correct muppets in the Plod Service, the paramilitary wing of the Labour Party.
He’s a national hero. One down, about 99,999 to go.
What do you think? You don’t believe the Rozzers bother with trivial things like evidence or justification, do you?
And have you ever seen a more ludicrous hairdo as that Acting (ha!) Chief Huntstable bird?
That barnet is the result of too many years wearing a helmet
she looks as if shes wearing a chicken
if Guido did a moaty and the stazi story he would get the following he had a year ago when post comments were in the 1000 +
Is there room for anyone else when Lord Shitbreak of Hole is shitting in the upper house.
Oh I hope it isn’t upstairs with his weight.
Going by the posturing,when, if, they do catch up with him it will be just like the end scene in Bonny and Clyde.
I had Rambo more on my mind
I suspect the likes of Richard Neville Earl of Warwick and Salisbury is turning in his now unmarked grave at Bisham Abbey now that odious oiks such as this fat lump are being elevated to membership of the House of Lords. I thought Bliar wanted to reform the House of Lords – hence his forced ejection of the hereditary peers – to be replaced by the likes of this socialist(?) cretin. Hardly democratic. But then when have socialists ever cared about democracy?
I can’t believe the sheer hypocricy of Lard Prescott. Bang go his socialist principles, along with his self respect – the fat, pretentious Hunt!
“Socialist principles”? He got rid of those years ago.
“BARON” Prescott , you really could not make this up.
This is beyond parody. What a disgraceful self serving hypocrite this man is
Should have been ‘barrel’ Prescott, Lard of all he can grab!
Prescot in the House of Lords is the final indignity in the decline of the UK
No, that honour will go to socialist traitor Dave Cameron when he prostrates himself at the feet of Herman van Rumpypumpy and hands over the deeds to the UK.
Rumpy-pumpy??? That’s my game, matey.
The biggest insult to the hard working labour voter.
Prescott is full of shit
Don’t worry, I’ll show him which knife and fork to pick up when he’s in the Lord’s Restaurant demanding pies and faggots and peas.
Your help will not be needed m’lord. He uses a spoon. Can stuff more food into his big gob more quickly.
He uses his fingers, silly, especially on a chipolata.
He does like to dress up, does John. You should ‘ave seen wot he’d got on when we was shagging me in ‘is office. Larf, I nearly peed meself.
Oye: he loves Golden Rain.
Perhaps Lord Melton of Mowbray was already taken.
Baron Prescott – I wonder if he’s already booked up for the panto season?
the very last thing Melton Mowbray would want would be prescott associated with them in any way…thats like gordon wishing someone good luck..the kiss of death
You couldn’t make it up, you really couldn’t ! Fat useless git.
Raoul Moat has sent a letter to the police saying that Baron Porky of Kingston upon Pie has gone to the top of his hit-list.
Poor Lord Prezza of Pie & Mash. It must be awful for him being surrounded by people who can string sentences together that make some sense, even when they are pissed.
His coronet will not have such powers of composition, but him being there at all tells you all you need to know about why that place needs some serious reform.
Flunkery Rules.
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/07/little-bit-of-flunkery-does-you-good-my.html
Baron Pizza
Wonder what his coat of arms is like? I can’t wait for the responses!
something furry sat on crossed logs
I saw fatso most days during the conference when his fling with tracy was in full flow…he couldn’t manage a smile to anyone and his staff were perpetually making excuses for him and his ignorance..ermine clad hypocrite is a disgrace.
The fat, ugly hypocrite. Here he is in his ermine pantomime costume doing exactly what he preached aginst all his socialist life. He epitomises all left wing socialists for what they really are. Tony Woodley and Bob Crowe are the latest in a long line of hypocrites – each earning over £100,000 + per year while encouraging low paid workers to strike. Prescott is king amongst them all – foul, loud-mouthing, uncouth brothers who laugh all the way to the bank.
Lord and Lady Kinnock must be top of the list surely.
Juliet Samuel said no!
I really hope he reads this. I come from a working class background, Grammar school helped me get an education. I find Prescott the sort of hypocrite that a good dose of bowel cancer could cure. I don’t think he realises how hated he is. Please some one tell him.
Gladys – you are endowing our most noble, and recent, Lord with powers he is genetically unable to possess. He struggles to read the most basic menu in the local chipper, so reading, and more importantly comprehending, your post is so far beyond him that it appears, to him, to be some superior language.
Did you watch his “enoblement” ceremony?
I’m sure that at the point where he swore to be faithful his nose started to swell!!
truly sickening to see this ignorant hypocrite enobled…thanks to ….gordon
Prescott is a truly ugly, loathesome individual. I can’t look at him without feeling physically sick.
What-ho Prezza.
See you at the drones – look you.