Pervy Porn Councillors Quit
Scandal looks set to rock Kensington and Chelsea Council as two Tory councillors have just quit following the circulation of, err, extremely inappropriate material, via their council email accounts. All sorts of rumours are flying around about Cllr’s Barry “filthy” Phelps and Mark Daley, to the extent that careful ConHome have shut down their comments on the thread that broke the news.
Apparently due to the “sensitivity” of the darker reasons behind the resignations…
UPDATE: The emails sent. Not porn, but weird and disgusting.
Hang em
This is a good day to bury bad news.
Gawd, why do people have such a bee in their bonnet about porn.
Who cares if they used their work email account as long as it wasn’t in work time (unless on a lunch break)
I just hope it was British made porn, supporting the British pr0n industry.
What? Palid, lumpy chav tarts that look like they’re made of lard being pathetically boned by a bunch of scrawny wimps? No thanks. I’ll stick to entertainment involving wholesomely enhanced Californian lasses and ladies from the Confederation of Pron, if that’s okay with you.
Couldn’t agree more!!!!!!!!
UK Frankie is SHIT!!!!!!!
Give me those tanned Californian babes anyday!!!!!
Who’s UK Frankie? Not that it matters; we should just accept that there are some things Britain just isn’t equipped to be and a world leader in pron is one of them. At least we should until we drop the British “Talent” for British Pron mentality – there just isn’t any. Hell! Even the Frogs manage to find better looking performers!
http://img.printfection.com/9/3940135/BoKt7.jpg
That chap on the left… has david tennant been on the pies?
Hangings too quick, BURN ‘EM!!!
The one of the left looks the type, but the beardy?!
A beard is a sure sign of perviness!
Ask Gordon. Or Sarahtwitter.
The one on the left is on the right
I thought all this had stopped when they found out they couldn’t enjoy it on expenses?
Ampers
We’re all in this together
It was the right thing to do!
Is the guy on the right Captain Birdseye?
More like Captain Browneye.
His fingers smell of fish…
The Penguin
I smell chocolate bellends.
so what pery stuff is it ? is it illeagel?
your spellings mental thats for sure !
its code like bois
no it wasnt illegal, it was old pics of children (not porn or nude) but with inappropriate comments attached to them.
cheers
Like pictures of Harriet with ‘Woman’ written beneath it?
Or hubby, Jack, as ‘Man’?
Steady on, 102! There are limits, you know!
Charge the to the expenses
How much is a “the” then?
It depends on what your definition of is is
I see that C unt George Michael has been up to his old tricks again. He will not be happy till he kills some one!!! Jail the bastard he is a danger to the public.
He wants to go to jail cause he’s guarunteed a good shag. Thats why he gets re-offending.
Give it to me Bubba
Gives a whole new meaning to his 1990 hit “Praying for time”.
The one on the left looks like he’s got a unsuitable sex toy shoved up his arse and the one on the right looks like he put it up there.
the one on the right looks a little kinky to me.
I hope it aint kiddie fiddling ?
David Cameron & Nick Clegg resign.
BECAUSE OF THE SENSTIVITY OF THE RESIGNATIONS WE ARE NOT OPENING THE THREAD TO COMMENTS.
Shut up you tranny shagger!
It obviously involved kiddies or underage then.
No farms in Kensington or Chelsea that I’ve ever noticed.
…Isn’t this related to the porn film that was filmed with the council’s permission, rather than the councillors doing something perverse themselves?
The quote of the day
““When I was director of Kensington and Chelsea Council, I discovered that one of our local hospitals was hiring out one of its closed – but fully-equipped wards – to a film company to use as a film set. To add insult to injury, the movie was a pornographic one. Although I cannot claim to have seen the final picture – as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses…”
someone spill the details , is it gay, bondage, group sex, underage ? we need to know
Dear gone fuckin mental,
Please stop spamming every comment thread with your incoherent stupid horseshit. If you want to be a windowlicker, fuck off somewhere else to do it.
Best Regards,
Guido’s readership
” i despise what you say but defend your right to say it “
I’m not saying you have no right to comment.
I’m just saying that every time you jot down one of your braindead mindfarts, the collective IQ of order-order.com drops by 1.6 points.
no you are saying i should only comment stuff you like
Who let the forum cop out of it’s box?
Which is sod all to do with freedom of speech rights, twatbastket.
It’s nothing personal, it’s just that everyone’s sick of reading your thick irrelevant braindribble every 10 comments on every thread.
so you speak for everyone ? you are tying yourself in knots
Mr Twatbasket if you’d be so kind; failing that, Sir will do just fine.
shut your eyes dog here’s a stiff one coming
I think as it’s Guido’s place he is the only arbiter. So mind your own business, Deputy Dog.
The Penguin
YOU’RE JUST A POOR MAN’S GUIDO FAWKES
You’re just a poor man.
Who’s the poor man over there? Who’s the poor. man. over. there.
Guido would probably like to ban several people who post here but it would hit the ratings.
It’s got John Terry giving service to Wayne Rooney, something he couldn’t do in South Africa.
Were they in the “big budget” porn film shot in a K & C hospital?
Come on then; what was it?
did they shoot gay porn in a unused hospital wing?
Now your talking!
At least it’s an imaginative way to increase revenue and reduce the deficit.
I’m not sure if hiring out HMS Victory as the set for Jolly Rogering #3: Love The Navy Way would be appropriate though.
We could become world leaders in the porn industry, good thinking tory boys.
This time next year, Rodders, eh?
There seems to be an outbreak of “porn related” Councillor resignations – or should that be a “rash” of them?!
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/8253272.Confusion_over_council_acting_leadership_role_after_Stephen_MacLoughlin_resigns/
One of my favourite fantasies is off Margaret Thatcher doing me up the arse with a strap on.
Sometimes I pay hookers to dress up like her or wear a mask of her and do it.
Spitting image mask?
And there you have the coaltion gummint in a nutshell
Actually I thought it describes the previous government to a “t”.
Sad news , Steven Gerrad will not quit international football
Dear gone fuckin mental,
Please stop spamming every comment thread with your incoherent stupid horseshit. If you want to be a windowlicker, fuck off somewhere else to do it.
Best Regards,
Guido’s readership
Oi Dave! The village people want their Police uniform back.
no we don’t he shit in it.
Shat.
You rang?
If ” i’ll play where I wanna play” Gerrard is on £150,000 a week then, considering the monies he can earn thru. bonuses, endorsements, international duty, Liverpool product percentages, he will probably earn more in a month or so than most scousers will legally earn in their enite lives. Something wrong there.
Sorry should read ‘entire lives’– is that why i’m being modded ?
They blew the Council’s budget watching camgirls.Could happen to anyone.
http://kensington.londoninformer.co.uk/2010/07/councillors-resign-over-email.html
If it’s Paedo stuff, then this one time Amnesty member says hang ‘em.
If it’s not, who cares? Provided it’s not done on taxpayers’ exes.
The one with a five o’clock shadow looks very guilty, and the beardy looks mired right in it – cold eyes, the pair of ‘em.
Ah, prejudicial mob justice, ain’t nuthin’ like it
so many of these idiots never worked out when I set their email accounts up that it is a bulk delivery from the address book.
Do what I did and put keyloggers on the computers.
That’s what the p*aki did big time
These stories are so delicious. They permit us to tut-tut and say how terribly naughty these councillors are, typical innit? At the same time they titillate our imagination as to what feelthy peectures they might have been perving over. We get prurience and a mild thrill without guilt.
More of them please, Guido, and see if you can’t dredge up a proper News of the World story with a female vicar, an imam, a D-list celeb and a chihuahua.
Better still perhaps you could print some of the obscenities here so we can make our own mind up – we have a viscous smut filter at work & at home but this site gets through
These two dirty fuckers are on me fooking list and no mistake
Some genuine sad news , a legend retires
http://www.skysports.com/twenty20/story/0,26252,12349_6247107,00.html
The wicket at 1:11 is a beauty.
Class spinner , funnest memory was monty spanking him for a six in a test , going to miss murali, test cricket wont be the same
Yes, the best chucker who ever played.
Bugger, I was going to say that!!
It was only cos he was from one of the Asian cricketing nations that he was allowed to continue as a test player; imagine a player from England or Australia successfully having the rules of the game changed to suit their physical abnormality.
a chihuahua is a bit low down…
de meerkets dem is crashing,bad news buried
http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3275/yessum.jpg
Never trust a man with a beard
Just look at our ex PM
very good lol
I know nothing about this.
Jealousy must be eating you up.
The Penguin
I have someone who does that for me, thank you very much.
Bitch!
This is the shit some have been arrested for.
http://pedoblogtracker.blogspot.com/2006/10/bloggerblogspot-list.html
Would you like to see my c*ck. It annoys the neighbours as the sunrises every morning.
I’d prefer to have a cucumber sandwich, please. And perhaps a fondant fancy, with Chopin playing in the background – would that be possible?
Ed Balls used to beat his stick off to tranny porn
I bin wit dat Huhne Balls
Prove it!
Circulating images of underage boys with Finnbar Saunders-style captions, and using the RBKC email system to do it. Naughty, naughty, Barry!
That’s it now Moaty can walk in and no trial as Sky’s Kate is now calling him a murderer.
he will get a trail but then appeal to the court of uman rights and claim a unfair trail , this will cost US millions
She’s done it again. The murderer is responsible for shooting his girlfriend, is responsible for murdering her partner and is responsible for shooting the policeman. How does she know what the jury will decide, how is she in possesion of all the facts?
the start of trial by media.
I wish they’d shot her instead of Dando.
Nice one bitch, now he walks.
related?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/06/london_hospital/
London hospital hosted grumble flick shoot
Kensington and Chelsea spread ‘em for ‘big budget’ movie
“Big budget” means size queen’s heaven. Horses and Blue Whales mostly.
I have no idea how they got the Cetacean in the lift, but all my gurneys were returned broken.
Well I know who Chelsea is but who’s Kensington?
How come the cops are not privatised? because the government own them
and how come you can have a black police assoc but not a white one ?
and why was there only one monopolies commission?
There is another monopolies commission,however it is secret and David Icke is CEO
Those bloody Lizard people get everywhere.
yes
WHAT THE FUCK IS COLONEL SANDERS DOING WORKING AS A TORY COUNCILLOR?
http://mockduck.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/colonel-sanders_kfc.jpg
The bearded chap, Barry Phelps, was a Daily Mail financial journalist for 14 years .
Real name
Barry Felches
Small tape player in envelope in phonebox:
“Good morning, Mr Felch”.
barry.phelps@hp.com
Reply
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barry.phelps@scotborders.gov.uk
#
scotborders hey????????
Hello boys, who wants to give me a good spanking?
Will you be my new beard ?
Can’t you just go and shove your arse in a watermill? I’m busy!
“have just quite following” quit?
Guido you certainly do need to have someone proof read your valuable messages.
At least one spelling mistake every 2 messages and 1 in 3 on grammar.
Go to the bottom of the class.
Go f*** off you pedantophile
yew kan joyn mee att thee bottum off thee klars coz teechar downt kare lyke coz shea nows eye wanna bee lyke johan prezcot wen eye growz upp an hee definietlee int hedukated cept four nowin thee arrear ov a curcul is pies arre skwared
Kay Burley sounded very upset when the crimminal expert just told her that all the plod had to do was call in Moaty’s buddies and get them to get Moaty to throw down his gun and surrender. Tell him he still had a future and it doesn’t have to end with a shoot out.
One gets the impression that Kay doesn’t want a peaceful resolution…Not good for the viewing figures.
One also got the impression that the plod does not agree with this crimminal experts solution and they like Kay want a shoot out and the “murdurer” brought to rough justice.
the end of the world will be televised by sky too methinks huh
It’s not to do with that video of the Millipede’s banana, Harriet in her French Maid’s outfit, transvestite Jack Dromedary trying to gain more access to all wimmins lists, and Gordon surveying the scene in his romper suit whilst riding Tessa Jowell? Not that I’ve seen it mind you.
Its KI*** p**n that I am charged with
In reality all I did in my capacity as a councillor was send an email requesting information on the rateable value for small children in K&C
My colleague Mr Daley replied
“For a BJ with a young boy it willl be £500″
I took “BJ” to mean Bijou residence
I am of course entirely innocent
Barry
It’s within the rule.
Was it a Libdem stitch up with Anna Span (Arrowsmith?) getting the film rights? Councillors Cuties, a tale of politics and work experience girls……
“Interns go internal”
Nokes in No Keys ?
Perverts!
Yes?
We prefer “sexually challenged” now, stick to it Mary or I’ll have you up for hate speech!
The skycopter wasted so much time and fuel filming old biddys going shopping now something is really happening they are on the ground miles away re fueling.
Methinks Kay Burley is a gossip not a journalist.Rupert..
http://kensington.londoninformer.co.uk/
Young Boys…
Would M-ark O-aten be interested in any of their antics?
I always thought Phelps was a wrong’un……
It’s difficult to miss the pederast overtones of these…
Christ almighty.
So this is the sort of company that Merrick keeps, eh?
Someone has been sitting on these for a while.
Christ, I can’t even comment sensibly on these without overtones.
Lock ‘em up. Melt down the key, shove it up their ….
shocking : (
so where has my comment disappeared to? it wasnt offensive was quite bland really no wonder people dont comment very often on here
http://barryphelps.posterous.com/
Filthy is not alone on RBKC for being interested in lithe young boys…
Time for some more ‘outing’
yes
frustratingly annoy*ng m*d system
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Weird, I grant, but disgusting? A cartoony picture of fully clothed men?
I thought they were funny in a very lame way.
And I am not even gay.
And I hate Graham Norton even though I am Irish.
Guido you are a prudish hypocrite.
Norton is not Irish. He is Munster by grace of God.
Where is Chris Morris when you need him?
This is nonce sense.
First they came for Benny Hill …
The positioning of this post/thread directly below the very pervy photo of Chris Bryant was truly fortuitous!
That website that you linked to seems to be carrying out a fairly vicious vendetta against these councillors. The emails are quite funny and none of them are explicit in any way. And I am a prude.
The website above is run by someone who is conducting a hateful smear campaign. The images here are funny (well almost). Nothing pervy, just an old man getting a few kicks using the sort of humour you would find in clinton cards.
I have seen the website and anyone who views these pics as innocent is doubtless someone who shares the councillor’s interest in young semi dressed boys.
Ping Pong you are clearly a latent pedophile if not an active one-or like Filtly Phelps- a perv
Earl’s court normal is wrong. I am not a latent paedophile – the whole idea has no interest for me and I cannot understand it. I am a rampant heterosexual bloke who likes nothing more than a roll around with a wide hipped fully breasted post-pubescent female.
I would agree that it was unwise in the extreme for these councillors to send these emails especially as they were sent using their official e-mail addresses.
I looked at the pictures which were not sexual and saw the rather lame captions which I agree were implicitly sexual. I agree it was not innocent. Just as the book “Death in Venice” is not “innocent” or the book “Lolita” is not innocent.
But what were these guys guilty of? A lousy sense of humour which could have been just tongue in cheek and bad judgement. No child was injured in the taking of these photos. The images were not shocking. Ironically it seems to me that the councillors were behaving more childishly than the boys in the pictures.
If these guys are paedophiles (and I never heard of them till last nite) then they should be charged. But I have seen no evidence of that. In fact the police have seen the pictures and are taking no action.
I suspect that that attack website was put together by some god bothering sexually frustrated busy body who was probably offended by some minor action of phelps in the past who sees this as a way to get revenge. These are the sorts of people I would want to keep my children away from.
Comment well delivered Ping Pong.
Justin Downes said:
As the initiator of the complaint against Phelps I was very saddened to see Mark Daley unnecessarily caught up.
I am 100% certain he had no interest in Phelps’s emails and am sure that he tried to prevent their receipt.
I know for a fact he attempted to block them.
Mark Daley believed his resignation would be in the best interests of the Council and residents; I totally disagree.
I have written to Mark expressing my anger that he felt it necessary to resign.
I think him an excellent, hardworking councillor and one who has done a huge amount for residents.
Mark should not have resigned; he had no reason to do so
July 8, 2010 1:19 PM
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