July 5th, 2010

Godless Socialists


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    Pope's UK visit to cost up to £12m says:

    Piss off Pope.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Presumably they could address a WI meeting without being women?

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    revolting peasant says:

    They’ll pretend to be whatever is convenient in order to secure power,money, influence or the chance to get their kids into a good school.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Ah, but he’s a head of state, you see, thanks to Benito Mussolini, the well-known social reformer. That makes it all right.

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    RavingMad says:

    “Aren’t they mostly atheists?”

    god knows

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    Road_Hog says:

    That’ll upset the religion of peace voters in their constituencies, they’ll be offended.

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    Ken Worthington says:

    Isn’t being a ‘Christian Socialist’ an oxymoron…

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    Anonymous says:

    This Lot effectively criminalised Christian Beliefs in this country. They have a bare faced cheek. Then again Ms Nokes also has a bare faced cheek so in the hypocricy stakes the parties are fairly equal.

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    More Tories Please says:

    Indeed they could. However, it will be interesting to see if they “factor in” faith into their presentations.

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    Roger Pearse says:

    Never mind their religion: aren’t they all members of a party that passed legislation allowing gay activists to get the police to arrest sandwichboardmen?

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    More Tories Please says:

    He was a Head of State before Garibaldi.

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    pachebal says:

    Big, Big hypocritical band waggon.

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Hope they enjoy their happy clappy singalong – pathetic!

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    I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    Fuck the Pope. That’s what his sad, lonely priests have been doing to young people for decades. Let’s hope the whole hypocritical Vatican edifice crumbles to dust as the appalling abuse scandal widens and engulfs more and more parishes.

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    They’ll waffle and disemble and say all sorts of things such as “I didn’t agree with the invasion of Iraq”, or “At one stage I was unhappy with the way we were managing the economy”, or “I don’t think the cuts are good for the economy (although we would have to do the same if we were still in power)”.

    The blarney they will come out with is as nothing to the blarney they spouted over the last thirteen years. This self selecting group of arrogant upstarts will do anything to gain the power that they have convinced themselves they deserve.

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    NuAttackDog says:

    Allah be braised

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    John Bunyan says:

    Most are servants of the Anti Christ.

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    Anonymous says:

    This reminds me of Browns Manic speech at that Christian Convention shortly before the election. The media reported it as a barnstormer I thought he looked quite mad and desperate.

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    Anonymous says:

    A bit like “Socialist Worker”.

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    spug says:

    I sincerely hope so. We don’t want mentally ill people running the country.

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Many socialists trace their convictions back to Christian teachings but since about the time of the first world war, adherents of Marxist-Leninist thinking have actively discouraged the religious element as it conflicted with Soviet atheism.

    It is always funny to see lefties trying for the bible bashers. The front cover of Private Eye showing Sunny Jim Callaghan standing outside a church with two children. The speech bubble from one of the children went something like, ” I didn’t know you went to church Daddy”. to which his speech bubble replies, ” I do around election time!”

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    Unsworth says:

    Fucking heathens. Nail them all up.

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    If Jesus had been a member of the Labour Party, he would never have been able to manage with just a few loaves and fishes to feed the 5,000.

    ……. if he had been Labour, Jesus would have employed 2,500 of the crowd to hand out food to the rest and if anyone had told Jesus he might have to make do with less employees he’d have done his nut and claimed it was unfair to cut the workers in case it caused a double-dip famine. Probably.

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    Thought for today says:

    You will recall Gordon Brown always compared himself and his party with the parable of the Good Samaritian you know “we will not pass by on the other side” and all that.

    The truth however was that far from being that good samaritian Brown was actually the mugger, stealing the pensions of the many and leaving everyone else and their childrens children with a massive debit as a resuly of his actions.

    The labour party remind me of the kind of individual who commits a crime then hang about for the Police to arrive , at which point they point down the street and shout he went that way officer !!!!

    Thus endeth the lesson.

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    A Floater says:

    If you stand for Parliament in the upcoming GE, when ConDem implode, with policies that reflect your moniker I will vote for you.

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    Apropos of nothing says:

    That’s what a cabal of corrupt, gay Bishops have been doing for 40 years against the wishes of their laity citing Vatican II as an excuse for liberalisation and substituting ‘treatment’ and ‘discretion’ (just as the academic community recommended) instead of the defrocking and disgrace that was usual before 1968.

    This pope has been fighting the liberal bishops for decades and he’s now winning.

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    Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya says:

    Oh fucking Christ, Kum bay ya

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    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    ( 31 minutes in )


    Why do people boo me ??

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    Pope's UK visit to cost up to £12m says:

    I couldn’t give a shit whether he’s the head of state or a Vatican bin man. In fact the bin man is more than welcome.

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    50 Calibre says:

    “Apart from Andy Burnham, are any of them actually practicing Christians?” Who cares? We all know they are all morons from the New Loser Party who are daft enough to want to lead it, hopefully into total oblivion.

    I wonder what they will all do if England ever gets its own parliament…

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    once a * always a * says:

    difficult for the Millibands to leave the tribe, look what happened to hesus

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    Enjineer says:

    Bin men serve a purpose in society.

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    Anonymous says:

    Talking of Clarkson I wonder how many fanbois read and commented on Clarkson of the Times after the great paywall went up this weekend.

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    Anonymous says:

    Good, they should fuck off back to muzzie land.

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    Pie and Chips says:

    How very different from golden age of NuLabour when God regularly used to seek Blairs advice about world affairs.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    “Isn’t being a ‘Christian Socialist’ an oxymoron…”

    The same could be said of a Christian politician. Was Bliar a good Christian during his time in office??? Surely the two are incompatible, given the extent of news manipulation and, on occasions, pure invention by politicians in this day and age.

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    Enjineer says:

    Er, what?

    Are you advocating that defrocking and disgrace is an appropriate punishment for child rape?

    Not trial, conviction and 20 years looking for razorblades in their toothbrushes on the nonce wing like all the other paedo’s?

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Jah gimme rice an pea. Me appy wid all I need praise be.

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    Enjineer says:

    I concur.

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    Tossflap Watch says:

    Garibaldi? He took the biscuit!!!

    B’dum tish!!!!!

    Apologies for that- it was a joke worthy of a tossflap.


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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I thought he was only about 80

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    I think the poster who commented that the next labour prime minister isn’t currently an MP is dead right – he’s in infant school somewhere and about to feel the wrath of the previous administrations incompetence.

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    Bovverboots says:

    I can think of a state I’d like to put some heads in

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    David Cameron says:

    When Jesus was alive a million years ago

    He voted Conservative

    And Jesus ought to know

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    Bum boys arse me lord bum boys arse says:

    bring the boy scouts in for the pope

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    Chris Huhne says:

    “Over 30 people injured by gas in Helsinki Pride march”

    Well, that’s the risk of constant anal sex.

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    Son Of Gun says:

    All barnstormers were mad

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    The right-on insufferable Mnsgr. Revd. Phoney Bliar, ***, **** + ******, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:


    Yes indeedy! The Deity did oft drop by to get the noos and my advice.

    You see, He’s in another dimension, and not too au fait with this one.

    That’s why I’m so special.

    You may now kneel before me so that I can bestow my graciousness upon you.

    And hey – trust me! – I’m a straight kinda air-headed-git-ar-playing guy

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    Fred says:

    Totally off topic I know, and for that I apologise.

    Who is Gordon browns pair in parliament? And has his Ted Heath sulk had an effect on this members voting record?

    Sorry I this has been discussed before but its just occurred to me and Google is no help.

    would appreciate any help?

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    Sarah Twat the Twitty Totty says:

    Oh my heart goes out to all those poor people who can’t enjoy normal sex like wot I can!

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    Fred says:

    sorry about the ‘?’

    keep popping to the shed for a tinny from the man fridge!

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    Holey Condoms says:

    Can we organise a Jedi from the Jediism movement to tour Rome and charge the Italians €18m in taxes to listen to the Yoda philosophies? It do can we? Hehe!

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    Troony shorts says:

    But his support was highly strained by the illiberal laws of nicholas herod who:

    a) created a law to ban rythmic preaching on hillsides, to groups of more than 8 people.

    b) The dangerous dinosaurs act. As we all know, dinosaurs didnt eat meat during the garden of eden period, and his T-rex wouldnt harm a fly.

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    His Mum says:

    little shit

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    Son of the Manse - oozing sanctimonious righteousness says:

    Ah’m a fully paid up member o’ tha sainted ‘n bless’d ones!

    Ah sav’d tha wuld too!

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    Monitor World says:

    Nail some sense into em!

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    Nip it says:

    banzi all fags

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    Nip it says:

    shit Helsinki is not Japan is it,never mind carry on

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    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    They’re hypocrites so they can be both believers and atheists.

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    Forin Orferce says:

    Don’t the stonehenge devils have a grand poobah we can send

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    The Beast of the Boyne says:

    F*** the p**** !
    I haven’t actually read this
    “Orange Book”
    But from the title it sounds like a pretty good read
    So maybe, just maybe the Libdems could be the future*

    *Apart from the queers that infest their ranks with a one way ticket to hell

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    Mrs Khan says:

    Huh! The Christian Socialists alienate non Christians and non Socialists. How very non Christian of them.

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    cant hunter says:

    All this anti popery is, as far as i’m concerned, rather short sighted. In the decades to come, when the Anglican church has become a social group of mostly earnest defeatist liberals and beyond salvation ( and parody), the only body that will be resistant to the march of Islam in Europe as a whole will be the Catholic church. All other bodies and institutions will have melted away..the C of E, parliament, the monarchy,the universities, etc.

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    Prof G.Brown says:

    Good luck to my successor.
    I’m hoping to head up the IMF or take up a professorship in the near future. Edinburgh or Ivy League. Decisions decisions !


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    Gordon Brown says:

    I believe in the imaginary friend religious folks call god. I’m a son of the manse.

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    Arse bishop of cant says:

    6 kids did it. They told the fags it was spunk in a can, and all the fags opened their mashed up mouths wide, and got loads of pepper down their arse-sucking throats.

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    Gary Glitter says:

    The Pope is my hero!

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    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    Everyone is equal in the eyes of the state
    Everyone is equal in the eyes of God

    seem similar to me

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    Hindi Socialist says:

    When can we have a Hindi Socialist movement?

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    Spliff Merchant says:

    What do you call 1 billion muzees on the moon?

    The best place for ‘em.

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    Scientology says:

    A Scientology Socialist movement. Now

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    Dave Allen's ghost says:

    I’m an athiest, thank God.

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    The Pope says:

    I met Tony Blair once. I didn’t like his holier than thou attitude.

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    Old Tory says:

    The cost of the pope’s visit…

    “We reckon now that the costs, apart from policing, will be somewhere between £10 and £12 million rather the £8 million or so that we were previously calculating.”

    I take it the taxpayer is NOT forking out for this?

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    Dave Allen's ghost says:

    Or even an atheist, thank God.

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    Not The BBC says:

    Saudi Arabia’s King halts oil exploration


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    Piss Pot says:

    Sorry to go ‘off piste’ but has anyone noticed how Mr Sqeaker appears to be slating Government Ministers all the time whilst smiling benignly at Lieber MPs? Mrs Bigcow, Sqeakers wifey, is certainly doing her bit for Gorgon’s morons!

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    Piss Pot says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Italian waiters are servants of the antipasta.

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    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Then you could be in for a bit of a disappointment…

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    Sarf of the River says:

    As a poof I really cannot see the purpose of these fucking Pride marches. In fact I resent them. They paint a really shite and dismal picture of gayness. 99.9% of us gayers wouldn’t be seen dead, whether by gassing or otherwise, in a fucking march FFS.

    I’d much rather they all fucked off back to Old Compton Street and didn’t block the roads around the West End causing me to have to contribute to policing the damned event through my council tax.

    I’m not ‘proud’ to be gay in much the same way as I am not ‘proud’ to be a bloody human being. I am embarrassed to be ‘associated’ with the whole thing.

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    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    I’ve never really understood why so many politicians claim to be Christian. Aren’t most voters atheist these days?

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    concrete pump says:

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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    Piss Pot says:

    They may be agnostic, but I’m not sure.

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    Dave Allen's ghost says:

    Only until Wedding and Funeral time.

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    concrete pump says:

    Religions are what dreams are made of.

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    Britain's Balls says:

    On that basis we should all kiss the Popes ring, ‘cos I doubt if it’s kosher.

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    Dave Allen's ghost says:

    What makes you think Gordoom has a pair?

    (We could check with Sarah, I suppose. Or Mandy.)

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    Tony B Liar says:

    Jesus told me to make $20m from Iraqi oil. So I did. He talks to me a lot, Jesus does. He’s my bestest friend.

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    Mаrk Oаtibix says:

    You can give me a good kicking anytime lover boy.

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    Bercow is a sanctimonious dwarf says:

    Very true Dave Allens ghost – very true!

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    boulay says:

    there are no atheists on a sinking ship.

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    Pope's UK visit to cost up to £12m says:

    The public purse, although empty, will be funding the trip.

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    Stephen Timms can go to hell says:

    “Britain’s Labor MP Stephen Timms praised Muslims for bringing back faith into Britain.”

    … another one on my list.

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    saturday nite shite says:

    So who is paying for it, Ant and Dec perhaps?

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    Piss Pot says:

    Had enough of being censured Guido – shan’t be bothering you again! I suspect many bloggers are feeling the same.

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    Anonymous says:

    They’re called socialists I believe.

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    Pope's UK visit to cost up to £12m says:

    Fuck the Pope and fuck Islam.

    The prophet was a paedophile and the Pope’s best friends are too. Religion eh, what a benefit to mankind.

    What the fuck is this country promoting these shits for?

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    Pope's UK visit to cost up to £12m says:

    Fuck the Pope and fuck Islam.

    The prophet was a pa-ed*op-hile and the Pope’s best friends are too. Religion eh, what a benefit to mankind.

    What the fuck is this country promoting these shits for?

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    90 Degrees East says:

    you can be in charge of gassing the ravers

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    Engineer says:

    The relationship between Church and State has always been somewhat tense, perhaps most seriously during the reign of Henry VIII and his bit of business with the monasteries. There are many contradictions, and many matters on which the moral conscience of the Church(es) informs the Government. However, on the whole, excessive religious fervour in a politician is treated with some suspicion by the electorate (c.f. Alistair Campbell, “We don’t do God” – even though it subsequently turned out that certain people did).

    As for the phrase “Christian Socialist”, one suspects that in many cases, it is, like many an electoral promise, a convenient cloak and little more.

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    Windsor Tripehound says:

    What about us athiests?

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    Head Lizard says:

    The UK scandals got buried with Nottingham etc.

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    Jesus Christ says:

    No I bloody didn’t!
    I was a revolutionary communist.
    Guido Fawkes is one of my followers and so that means he is a communist revolutionary too.

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    Grey Fellow says:

    Up the threat and they’ll tell him not to come. I just saved you 12 million,that will be 1 million commission ta

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    Mark Oatibix says:

    I concur.

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    God told me to do it says:

    The last prominent God botherer politicians of not were Dubya and Blair.

    You really want more of that lunacy?

    Sorry! I forgot you support Mad Nads and Palin so you probably do.

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    Never could see the sense of the moon landing - until now says:

    at last – a reason for space exploration

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    Dorian Smith says:

    The Bran Flakes movement a bit later.

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    change for the meter says:

    He certainly can. A gayer talking sense for a change.

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    Sarah Twat the twitty totty says:

    Gorgon is MY hero!

    He THRILLS me so!

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    It's them says:

    So are some MP’s

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    Pope's UK visit to cost up to £12m says:

    Fuck the Pope and fuck Islam.

    The prophet was a pa-ed*op-hile and the Pope’s best friends are too. Religion eh, what a benefit to mankind.

    What the fuck is this country promoting these shits for??

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    A Jobsworth says:

    Here – fill in these ‘ere forms.

    Then get approval from the Moose Lums

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    A WITCH!! says:

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    Y uo don't half meet some fat bastards says:

    some words are auto modded,we don’t know why,only that Guido is a loony

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    Dack Blog says:

    Don’t see the issue unless they claim to be the second coming or something (though they are attempting to resurrect the dead).

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    Tapestry says:

    You don’t need to be a believer in God to participate in a religious gathering. You could have a less specific belief in some kind of divine being, or a certainty that the universe is a chemical accident waiting to be put right with the extinction of life, and the destruction of all matter, preferably in a man-made environmental catastrophe.

    The invited presumably are socialists, so no problem there, but God is fine with non-believers turning up, environmentalists, fundamentalists or just mentalists. He has a chance to pitch for their recruitment to join with the believers.

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    Gordon Brown, Son of a Manse says:

    Do you miss me?

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    Hangover says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Indeed, Stephen Timms for one.

    “Britain’s Labor MP Stephen Timms praised Muslims for bringing back faith into Britain.”


    (Thanks to earlier poster)

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    Truly, Guido mods in a mysterious way.

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    CIF user back in Franks day says:

    I’ve been trolling the Guardian recently looks like others from around the internet and country have had the same idea, big troll presence on there now you should come back and put the wind up CIF now and again as well Frank like you used to it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not in the slightest.

    Which beach are you on? Just so I know.

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    The real Holy trilogy says:

    Hatch, Match & Dispatch

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    Anonymous says:

    Another sap with a fucking death wish.

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    Happy Sinner says:

    You can take your Jesus, Mohammed, the Pope and God, and stick the lot up your pious arse.

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    Anonymous says:

    A fucking socialist promoting the “religion of peace” from his East Ham constituency no less. Fucking traitor.

    How about standing up for Great Britain Timms you Hunt?

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    Call logs says:

    Friday 02/07/2010 Call time:18:22:26 Log
    Hello Northumbria police How can I help you?
    This is Principle officer McG****** from Durham prison. We got a live one here.Raoul Moat. He got released yesterday and is going to kill a police officer.
    Police: Away man lots of them say that.
    McGowan:Oh right o

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    (swoop) (dive) (flutter) ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!!! GOTTSTRAFEGORDON!!! (Immelman) (cuttle)

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    Thank fuck for that says:

    At last!

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    Sir William Waad says:

    I could kiss you for saying that.

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    The Beast Old Compton St says:

    As a screaming heterosexual I like the cut of your jib Mr Sarf
    Why TF would any person walk about saying “Look at what I like to do in bed ” (or public bogs)
    Shoot them and see how “proud” that they feel as their life blood runs in the gutter

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    Ziggy Freud and the spiders from your mind says:

    Mainly subjects that touch a nerve with himself.

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    And he would f****** love it
    You great big bear

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    Dinin About says:

    Me love Jehovah, ya knaaaa. Me gwan church on Sundays and me take pot o’ riiiiice an’ peeeeeeeea wid me for all me bredren, ya knaaaa.

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    Yorkshire Lass says:

    Ed Balls is a practicing twat.
    He was brushing up on his twatishness today on the beeb.
    He is getting really good at it.

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    Spliff Merchant says:

    Don’t you just love how the copper at the conference said “I have voluntarily referred this to the Independent Police Complaints Commission”. How generous of you! But perhaps if you’d taken the warning from the prison seriously, the woman’s boyfriend would still be alive. Stupid Hunts.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    There’s nothing inconsistent in being a Christian and a Socialist but there is no connection between the two. You might as well have an organisation of Christian Budgerigar Owners or Atheists for Suet Pudding. One’s a religion and the other’s a social system.

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    Anus Horribilis says:

    I miss the severe case of hemorrhoids I had last month more.

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    Sir Edmund of Testes says:

    Don’t be howwible.

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    Atheist & Proud says:

    Wise words.

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    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Spot the difference: Christianity = What is mine, is thine. Marxism = What is thine is mine, for, err, redistribution, innit?

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    Gordon Brown, Son of a Manse says:

    I’m in Killkiddies writing my memoirs. Can I put you down for a signed copy?

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    Anonymous says:

    One mad mozzie has already tried to bring him closer to God

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    Ali Akbar says:

    Infidel! I puts the fatwa on your kafir head!

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    £12M on security for the Popes visit is money well spent if the dirty kiddy fiddling bastards can’t get their hands on our kids

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    Atheism will lead the fight against Islam.

    The thing Islam fears the most is atheism.

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    Fake Charity Scams R Us says:

    I’m in it for the collection tin

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    Mad Mullah says:

    I keeeel him

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    Morphine Addict says:

    oh I don’t know

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    revolting peasant says:

    But Gordon I swear I heard you announce on the GMTV sofa pre-election that you and Sarah were devoting yourselves to charitable good works should Labour lose….

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    Spliff Merchant says:

    This goes out to all you sexually repressed religious morons out there.

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    Engineer says:

    Offer thanks and prayers to the Great God spelchekker.

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    There’s a blog post in there somewhere. Something along the lines of Ed Balls handing out imaginary fish and loaves we can’t afford and then going to the IMF for more, whilst fat mobility scootered pretend lepers follow him around demanding that “Jesus” pays all the bills.

    I’ll work on it.

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    Relision is the opiate of the masses says:

    It amazes me how religion has become so prevalant in this country. When I was a teenager in the 1970’s we had a couple of weekly RE lessons at school which mainly dealt with Christianity, but also looked at other faiths. We trotted along to church for a Christmas carol service and that was it. All kids went to the lessons apart for a weird Jehovas Witness girl. Religion wasn’t the major fucking deal it is now with people constantly banging on about it.

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    Speaking From a Safe and Cosy Police Station says:

    We always say lots of people always say that. Anyway we are all a bit knackered what with putting everything into our jobs on the side and our high fat, high carbohydrate diets.

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    Not The BBC says:

    MI5 and MI6 will now have something to do instead of spying on us
    ‘1000s’ of Russian spies in U.S.Chances are they’re here too.


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    Grey Fellow says:

    Link to most trolled?

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    anon says:

    I’m surprised the BBC hasn’t given Balls his own programme-there’s no escape from his weird gurning face every time I turn the telly on.

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    Damien McBride says:

    Leave Ed alone or there’ll be trouble!

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    Tomorrow Wotski says:

    I’m the new Polish PM

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    Spliff Merchant says:

    Palin is a Hunt. Oh, and look here. She’s a friend of Bush, who’s a friend of Blair, who ran Labour for 13 years. Labour. The Labour Party.

    There’s a good Labour troll. Run along now. Good doggy.

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    Yorkie (with his hand up) says:

    The English are the servants of the Islam…..!

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    Sarf of the River says:

    No I wouldn’t.

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    John Smith (Russian) says:

    ha Amerikans and English fools.We say cold war is over and you took our word for it.

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    their all telling fibbs says:

    Our local priest caught six young choirboys tying their willies to the bell ropes so he tolled them off!!!

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    nell says:

    CSM would disagree with you Guido re: socialists being Godless.

    “CSM aims to provide space for those God has called to, those who find themselves on the Left of British Politics”

    In other words , in their view, leftwing politicians are called by God!

    It’s the rest of us, CSM thinks, we centre and right wing people, who are condemned to an eternity beyond the pearly gates!!

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    nell says:

    CSM would disagree with you Guido re: socialists being Godless.

    “CSM aims to provide space for those G+o+d has called to, those who find themselves on the Left of British Politics”

    In other words , in their view, leftwing politicians are called by G+o+d!

    It’s the rest of us, CSM thinks, we centre and right wing people, who are condemned to an eternity beyond the pearly gates!!

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    Seymour says:

    Obviously the state doesn’t look at politicians then.

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    nell says:

    modded 3 times and still can’t crack the automod !

    I wonder if the offending word is ‘disagree’?

  176. 176
    nell says:

    Still haven’t worked out why they are spying on local PTA’s?

  177. 177
    Engineer says:

    They’ll be on to the job like a shot if any of these alledged Russian spies turn out to be alledged Muzzy fundamentalists as well.

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    Spliff Merchant says:

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    Gideon's thought-bubble says says:

    Or a Liberal-Democrat after today !

  180. 180
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    What, you mean God is Frank from ‘Blue Velvet’? ‘Cause that’s what my dreams are like, most nights!

  181. 181
    John Smith (Russian) says:

    google 40 (or is it 60 ) things that have come to pass since kruschev said they would take over the US without firing a shot.

  182. 182
    John Noakes says:

    what fucking idiot let him out??

    Probably ‘uman rites again, fuck the victims – they don’t count.

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    Sarah Tweet says:

    having worked out how much I need to sit down and actually write I think I might be restricted to two tweets a day for a few months

  185. 185
    Eye eye, a tollah says:

    The thing that will sink Islam in Britain is their young people being seduced by sex and drugs and rock and roll.

  186. 186
    Unsworth says:

    Could you not make that two per month?

  187. 187
    Gideon's thought-bubble says says:

    The official practice of ‘pairing’ was ended some years ago, although it still occurs but without any formal status. Thought you’d like to know that.

    Wonder who’s paired with Mad Nads and Noaksie ?

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    Those Labour guys were the weirdest bunch of Christians I have ever come across.
    When I asked them to turn the other cheek, they simply refused.

  189. 189
    Mandy says says:

    Did somebody say ‘the second coming’ ?

  190. 190
    Kilobar says:

    I thought there was something iffy as soon as the put Temp chief constable so and so up.

  191. 191
    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    But Ken Clarke wouldn’t have locked him up in the first place – EUphile dickhead !

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    On a wing or a prayer? says:

    Yes, but if you’re on a plane struggling to stay airborne, do you want the pilot to be a God botherer prepared for the afterlife, or an athiest who believes you’re only here once, trying to get you down in one piece?

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    Unsworth says:

    Yep ‘voluntarily’, eh? Is there the slightest merit in that, whatsoever?

    What might have happened in he didn’t refer it to the IPCC? Someone else would have referred the matter, wouldn’t they?

    Fucking stroll onwards. Where do they get these dozy woodentops from?

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    Noggin the nog says:

    a small cog with bog blog come for a log

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    nell says:

    Look they tried it here with foot, kinnochio, broon, bliar, straw, hoon, aintbustinagut, , john reid, denis healey,scargill, crow, jack jones.

    They’ve had their moments but blown them spectacularly. Most recently in May 2010.

    Communist takeoevers in the UK or the USA are just not going to happen.

    And in fact left wing governments around the world are declining. They are too personally grasping and greedy for people to support them for very long!!

  196. 196
    suvivor says:

    I’d like a parachute

  197. 197
    Drywell says:

    do you know why?
    There is no more oil,it’s been a con for years.

  198. 198
    nell says:

    Indeed! He’s going to make a great impact upon labour when he become leader.

    With luck he’l keep them out of power for forty years !!

  199. 199
    Koba says:

    Socialists belive in sharing your money

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    Anon says:

    frighten them and they will turn to God

  201. 201
    Al Gore's masseuse being chased Benny Hill style says:

    Plus we’ve got the high church of AGW to contend with.

  202. 202
    sarah from canterbury says:

    Not at all, and my rug is damp again for the first time in years.

  203. 203
    Jethro says:

    Is it true that Garry Glitter’s been working in an Undertaker’s? And that he wasn’t able to join a friend in a round of Golf, because he was feeling a little stiff?

  204. 204
    Simon Hughes says:

    Or lead them back to power when the coalition crashes and burns due to the conflict unleashed by the savage cuts which the Lib Dems are unable to back, and the country is in turmoil.

  205. 205
    Cleggy Weggy says:

    Both Milibands are atheists, not sure about the Balls and does Abbott really matter?

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    Susie says:

    Sarf you tell the truth. How very refreshing.

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    John77 says:

    Jesus is not a member of the Labour party (nor the Conservatives, nor the LibDems, although the latter two occasionally accept some of his commands) since he did not advocate democracy- instead he asked people to obey God’s laws. You get no political parties in a true theocracy.

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    Anon says:

    I hope she becomes the real chief she deserves it

  209. 209
    Slapper says:

    Who’s up for a good slapping

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    Herman Van Rompuy says:

    Is that so?

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    John77 says:

    He is alive – and does not vote: in a genuine theocracy (unlike Iran) you do not need elections

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    Turkey Trot says:


    Brown’s resignation honours list published!

    Alistair Campbell and Ed Balls get a Knighthood.

    Charlie Whelen becomes a peer.

    Bob Crow. MBE.

    Arise Dame Sarah Brown.

  213. 213
    Ed Balls says:

    Video of Ed’s response to Gove in HoC RT @TelePolitics: @edballsmp: axed school building scheme ‘a tragedy’ http://tgr.ph/bboMn0

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    Susie says:

    I accompanied my Dad to church the other week — CoE communion service, and I enjoyed every minute of it.

    Coffee and biccies after the service and a chat with some of the nicest people I’ve met in the locality, no god bothering just normality and friendship — I’ll do it again this Sunday.

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    Michael O'Leary says:

    That’ll be extra. Counts as baggage. And don’t shit yourself on the way down, because that’s another surcharge.

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    John77 says:

    Actually, I’d like him to be a Christian trying to get me down in one piece even if he gets killed in the process rather than an atheist who uses his ejector seat and parachute to get down fairly safely while I get smashed when the aircraft hits the ground.
    Some of you aggressive atheists are just plain stupid as well as being offensive and slanderous. You cannot cure your stupidity so I suggest that you choose between shutting up and cutting back on the offensiveness and slander.

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    Anonymous says:

    Gordon Brown was to the pension fund savers what Henry VIII was to the monasteries.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Michael O'Leary says:

    Some of us aggressive athiests are sick of loony sky pixie followers expecting the rest of humanity to indulge your fantasies of the chosen few, dictating to the rest.
    If heaven is so wonderful, the sooner you move there, the better.

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    John77 says:

    Ken Clarke discourages jailing first offenders for minor crimes as this now tends to result (thanks to the incompetence of New Labour) to them emerging as drug addicts with additional criminal skills with which to fund their newly-acquired addiction. When Ken was Home secretary he was in favour of locking up dangerous criminals top protect the innocent but he did not preside over a system that converted minor offenders into drug addicts.
    You are the dickhead!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I don’t even believe in atheism.

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    nell says:

    Well how much are you and your useless foreign minister earning and troughing from expenses hmm??!

    And how long do you think you are going to last???

    Put your hand into a bucket of water and then take it out and judge what effect you have had!!!! You and she aren’t even a ripple in the bucket!!!

  224. 224
    Star Witness Pope Adolf 1st says:

    After that, fancy a shag behind the gravestones, little girl?

  225. 225
    Troony shorts says:

    Does it come deep fried?

    Can I have chips with that?

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    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    The issue of paying for the visit of a Head of State is probably tied up in reams of unavoidable precedent. The thing is, the Vatican is not a State (for some reason the Wikipedia explanation for this has been amended).

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    A taxpayer gazing wistfully at Fred Goodwin's luxury retirement home in the sun says:

    Have we any choice?

  229. 229
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Bloody hell. Your dreams must be a bugger to remember.

  230. 230
    nell says:

    edballs pm in 2050!!!! sorry 2015!!!


    pmed and firstladyyvette standing for photos in front of no.10

    ++++that is so funny++++

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Blair managed not to get any nasty nail marks in his hands and feet – as at the time of writing.

  232. 232
    Herman Van Rompuy says:

    And what are you going to do about it nell, vote UKIP?

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    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    OH, Deism is my current postion: He kicked things off and then found something more interesting to do.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Alastair Campbell: “We don’t do pensions.”

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    Engineer says:

    And Gordon Brown didn’t even have the excuse of trying to get his leg over Anne Boleyn et. al.

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    Darwin. says:

    I have no absolutely no respect for anyone who believes in any religion. How a sane rational intelligent person can believe such utter bollocks is beyond me.

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    nell says:


    al gore huh?!! about as much use as edballs isn’t he??!

    still don’t understand why my comment about the csm people regarding we right wing people as godless whilst they consider the labour leader candidates as blessed!!! has been modded.

  238. 238
    Squire Bingham says:

    i can get you there fast

  239. 239
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I wonder how old the expression “university of crime” is.

    Are you really claiming that the Conservative party back then wasnt very keen on sending people to prison? Michael howard will be turning in his grave.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Something gives me the impression that you have some considerable room to improve in the corruption and morality business.

  241. 241
    King Kong says:

    Nearly as funny as Nick the Gimp and his ho’s putting on a united front with Conservatives for the next five years.

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    we’re just playing safe by trying to avoid another millipead supported war of aggression against another Muslim nation where both innocent Muslims and British soldiers get killed.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You think he will cut off the Beard’s head, then?

  244. 244
    Rufus Stone says:

    He’s still swimming inside his dad’s testicle.

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    Engineer says:

    Just as well – one miraculous resurrection in the Middle East is enough.

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    Jesus says:

    I am here.

  247. 247
    concrete pump says:

    “I’d like him to be a Christian trying to get me down in one piece even if he gets killed in the process rather than an atheist who uses his ejector seat and parachute to get down fairly safely while I get smashed when the aircraft hits the ground”.

    You massive knob.

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    nell says:

    Why would I vote UKIP ? Any chance they could take over no.10 anytime soon ( ie in the next 50 years)??!!

    What policies do they have for the economy and getting us out of Afghanisrtan at least in the next five years, and curbing out of control welfare benefits and dealing with labour’s out of control immigration.!!!! Hmm???!!! He’s not going to get the votes is he??!!

    I like Nigel Farage. I want to see him in Parliament in the next five years . I’m sorry that the greens have beaten him to the first HoC seat!

    And he’s a loing way frpom having the means to put together a government and he knows it!!

  249. 249
    Spliff Merchant says:

    Applauds John77. Labour created more criminals in its 13 years than it punished. Idiots would go in minor crooks and came out crack addled thugs.

  250. 250
    AC1 says:

    Dear Christian Socialists,

    Did you actually hear “Thou Shalt not steal”?

  251. 251
    Atheist & Proud says:

    Nuff respect to Darwin. People who believe in imaginary sky-daddies need sectioning.

  252. 252
    Engineer says:

    Let’s just say it might be as well if they keep him well out of the way during the Pope’s official visit, just to save any unseemly arguments…

  253. 253
    AC1 says:

    Dear Christian Socialists,

    Did you actually hear “Thou shalt not covet they neighbours Ox”?

  254. 254
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    She could desist from making any tweets at all, in order to put her full energy into writing her book. It will still turn out crap.

  255. 255
    Engineer says:

    “Thou shalt not commit adultery” seems to be honoured more in the breach than the observance, as well.

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    revolting peasant says:

    The “Building Schools for the Future” scheme is not as it appears. That title would imply that Labour had been busily building new schools. My sons secondary school received cash from this scheme to install an internal ‘ Frog’ VLE computer system which is complete crap and build a new Human Resources block which was constructed on part of the school playground. No kids have access to this building.Other money from this scheme is being used for a finger-print lunch card system. Can’t see my childrens education benefitting from any of these initiatives.Meanwhile my eldest kid had no textbooks for their A’level Maths course.

  257. 257
    Herman Van Rompuy says:

    As long as you’re supporting our man Cameron, all is well with Europe, nell.
    Now about those troops leaving Afghanistan in five years time, are you really sure we can afford to only piss a couple of thousand British troops lives down the drain before the project is completed? After all, if EU solidarity means anything, it means body bags for Wootten Bassett.

  258. 258
    Mr Plum says:

    Did they wear socks back then, don’t really go with sandals

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    HandsomeDavid says:

    I used to be an atheist till I realised that I was God.

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    revolting peasant says:

    I think they’ve also forgotten the one about not murdering people.

  261. 261
    Ed Bulls says:

    We don’t want to covet it. We just want to fuck it senseless before slaughter, prior to feeding it to the masses. i.e. You.

  262. 262
    AC1 says:

    Socialism is a religion.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I have always felt that the history books have paid insufficient heed to the fact that Henry was always in need of money (cutting down our oak forests for his rapidly expanding navy – and substantially changing our landscape in the process) and could see all this monastic wealth up for grabs. It was a no-brainer (as later with Broon). Issues of divorce and papal infalibility were a side show, IMO.

    Hence my post, accidentally as Anonymous, at 9:08 pm.

  264. 264
    booboo kittyfuck says:

    Dear AC1 of them,

    Didst thou actually hear, “Thou shalt not bugger thy hairy arse neighbour, nor neither take unto marriage any beast or foul of the field, including tat”?

  265. 265
    jonathan dumblefuck says:

    i bet you like to be breached on daily basis engineer, you dirty fucker.

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    Anonymous says:

    Tweet off you old hag.

  268. 268
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It will take way more than a miracle to roll away his stone.

  269. 269
    AC1 says:

    I beg to differ.

    Marxism and Christianity are both totalitarian if given power. Both are also contradicted by evidence, and are therefore an act of faith.

  270. 270
    bronson. says:

    Lets hope the Coalition has the guts to finally tackle the problem of drugs in jails?

  271. 271
    Ed Bulls says:

    Are you bullshitting again, AC1?

  272. 272
    Get over it. says:

    Still sulking about Labour losing the election eh king kong?

  273. 273
    Chris Huhne says:

    Please don’t laugh at my small penis. It’s below the belt.

  274. 274
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Frank Fisher:

    “Truly, Guido mods in a mysterious way.”

    Brilliant – unfortunately descended to Hades in this thread, so resurrected, hopefully unobstructed.

  275. 275
    AC1 says:

    Rapist believe in sharing women.

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    AC1 says:


  277. 277
    Mrs Engineer (in need of lubricating) says:

    The last time his nuts tightened was when the doctor told him to cough.

  278. 278
    anonymous says:

    She’ll be far too busy to bother with tweeting. Don’t forget Gordon promising they’d both devote themselves to charity work should Labour lose the election…..

  279. 279
    King Kong says:

    I voted English Democrat. Me and 500 other losers.

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    Engineer says:

    Certainly true that, partly as a result of the wool trade, the monasteries had become very wealthy by the late middle ages, and with growing wealth came growing power and no little corruption. Henry undoubtedly saw them as a threat to his sovereign right to rule; the Pope’s unwillingness to bend to his will over divorces probably just fuelled his peevishness.

    Quite agree with the parallels between Broon and Henry as pillagers, but it’s hard to see the pension funds as the corrupt wielders of power that some in the Church had become in Henry’s day. There is however, another parallel; the monasteries were the main providers of succour to the poor and needy, and their dissolution caused hardship for the less well-off in society; pillaging of their pension funds will almost certainly cause some hardship for the less well-off in today’s society.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Charity begins at Canterbury.

  282. 282
    you gotta have faith says:

    I think we should start a new religion based on rapping Hitlers. To me it makes a lot of sense indeed.

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    booboo kittyfuck says:

    Then I shalt smite thee with my rod and staff.

    Now come to daddy and bend over.

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    Head Lizard says:

    Guido Fawkes says:
    September 30, 2009 at 8:43 am

    This is private property. Exercise your freedom of speech elsewhere. If Guido allowed the place to be overrun by various types it would become unreadable. The moderation algorithm is mysterious and arbitrary. If you don’t like it, fuck off and exercise your freedom of speech.

  286. 286
    Sir Fred Goodwin says:

    Yeah, whatever.

  287. 287
    Lasher says:

    nell loves a good whipping.Always moaning about how she has to use her pension to support her grand daughter,and fair play to her,but wants anyone else getting any benefits to suffer like her.

  288. 288
    From the scene says:

    major gun battle going on in Liverpool,lots of armed cops surrounding a block of flats in Anfield after multiple gunshots,roads all blocked

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I particularly like the parallel you tease out here. My thoughts about Henry have developed as I have steadily made my way around all the abbey sites (except 3) in Britain over three decades or so. My interest was not religious but primarily architectural. However, the mostly beautiful settings gave my mind freedom to reflect after numerous business meetings around the country.

    Curiously, I thought also about pensions and felt that the hand of the state, in granting tax relief, was a hostage to fortune. It took the dead hand of Broon to crystallise my fears. Thus, before he was ever in contention, I limited my pension arrangements and stuck to investments that would stay under my immediate control. The logical consequence of this was my removal to pastures new.

    I suppose the root point is that, if my want my savings to be blown away, I only want to be able to blame myself.

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    kevin webster says:

    Sounds like his big end has gone. That’ll be £3,675.84.

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    50 Calibre says:

    If the bloody pope and his entourage feel the need to visit the UK, they should bear the entire cost themselves. If I go to Rome I get nothing from the vatican towards my costs. Why should I contribute anything towards this junket.

    Personally I wouldn’t let any of them in, especially ratzinger, the cover-up king! The Queen should have nothing to do with him either.

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    concrete pump says:

    PERRRAISE THE LAWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  293. 293
    Des Lynam says:

    Torres wants away then?

  294. 294
    Can't remember he's Belgian says:

    not where you live in belgium then tin-tin
    you twat

  295. 295
    Guido De Sade says:

    this is what the monastries were up to then and nothing has changed much.


  296. 296
    50 Calibre says:

    Pretty obvious that Northumbria needs a proper police force with a proper chief constable./ What a bunch of tossers.

    They’re good at catching speeders on the A1 though. That’s what they really do…

  297. 297
    Druggie Mong says:

    then why are you pissing and whining you druggie spastic ?
    fuck off mong

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    No pension, but lots of happy memories says:

    I followed Gordon’s doctrine of pissing the lot up the wall.

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    lisping larry says:

    “The Queen should have nothing to do with him either.”

    I thought Mandy was yachting it somewhere anyway.

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    Hungover Priest says:

  301. 301
    Derek Draper says:

    Or work to undermine from within.

  302. 302
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    But Gordon forgives you, yes, and he loves you too, bathbun.

  303. 303
    albacore says:

    Dearie me, Stilyagi. What a cry for help!
    That has to be worse than taking a shower with Norman Bates every night, a la Groundhog Day.
    Or the Candy Coloured Clown turning out to be Gordon Brown.

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    God told him to do it says:

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    £12,000,000 says:

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    null says:


    al gore huh?!! about as much use as camoron isn’t he??!

    Mr Cameron said:

    “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth. Today,

    “I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths. There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.”

    Mr Gore praised the role Mr Cameron had played in promoting environmental issues.

    “The fact that both your political parties are competing vigorously to offer solutions is very important,” he told Tory frontbenchers.

    “I can assure you that people around the world really are watching and are appreciating the quality of this debate.”

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    anonymous says:

    Agreed. The Catholic Church has millions slushing around. Let them use that to pay for this rediculous PR stunt.

  308. 308
    Atheist & Proud says:

    £10m of our money to protect the Pedo Pope when he visits London. Fucking Hunt.

  309. 309
    been done says:

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    anonymous says:

    Balls-up on fucking Newsnight yet again. He’s dominated the BBC today. Thankfully Michael Gove is doing a brilliant job and managing to underline the fact that cuts due to Labours legacy.

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    Can't remember he's Belgian says:

    fuck off tin-tin

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    Harry Redknapp says:

    If Jesus walked the earth today, he’d vote Labour.
    What a sanctimonious c’unt he must have been.

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    Head Lizard says:

    The state of pedophilia is the Vatican state

  314. 314
    Alyingstare Campbell says:

    In answer to your question, there were THREE, yes, THREE comments to Jezza’s Sunday column !!!

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    Death says:

    he’s on my list

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    50 Calibre says:

    Blinkybollocks has been given even more time on BBC Newsnight to have another go at Gove on the schools thing. I thought his eyes were going to pop right out.

    He’s an ugly bastard, especially when he’s lying. I can just see him in a Stormbahnfeurher’s uniform ordering anyone who doesn’t agree with him to be shot.

    He must be the next leader of the New Losers party

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    Can't remember he's Belgian says:

    you live in Belgium where the worst sex offenders come from
    so what the fuck would you know about morality twat ?

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    Can't remember he's Belgian says:


    1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.

    2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.

    3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.

    4. You are either
    a. like the Dutch, just less efficient
    b. like the French, just less romantic
    c. like the Germans

    5. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you.

    6. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.

    7. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders

    8. Face it. It’s not really a country, is it?

  321. 321
    Sir Jock Stirrup says:

    Swap you the Daily Lama for a copy of the Bin Liner.

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    50 Calibre says:

    Ratzinger and his bunch of child molesters should be refused entry to the UK. Then there would be no costs to meet…

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    Discouseful says:

    Dey do do dat der don’t dey?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Good paper – enjoyed it, thanks – do not however think your comment adequately relates to Sade’s “The 120 Days of Sodom”, in the context of the above – not really the space here to develop.

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    Can't remember he's Belgian says:

    you’re a belgian twat

    believe that

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    Can't remember my moniker says:


  328. 328
    Churchill says:

    Fuck off nazi

  329. 329
    Dave "Hands dipped in the blood of British servicemen and women" Cameron says:

    See you in hell, nell.

  330. 330
    Sarf of the River says:

    YOU are paying for it.

  331. 331
    Christy says:

    Don’t tell me Torres is leaving?.

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    Come to Friday Prayers for the handouts says:

    Oil Price to low to pay for the well-nigh 100% benefit payments to his indolent believers…they’d all move to al Q or join the brotherhood if the cash gets short (or decide that the Hashemites up in Jordan were really the Guardians of the Two Holy Mosques like they used to be until the House of Saud appropriated the status for Wahabism).

    And building mega mosques around the infidel world don’t come cheap, either.

  333. 333
    Mong Zoo says:

    if you want creepy christian try this.


  334. 334
    Scottish nutter says:

    I am the one true saviour of the world!, born again in Kirkcaldy.

  335. 335
    Jean-Claude Van Damme says:

    Showing myself nude from behind doesn’t pose any problems but from the front that’s another story. I don’t want to lose all my fans!

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    Land Phil says:

    you ain’t got the Tala-Bin round your way then?

    Our overpaid and pampered fundamentalist refuse service demands almost impossible standards of segregation. They can fuck of with the pope as far as I’m concerned.

  337. 337
    Jean-Claude Van Damme says:

    According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that’s not good.

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    Ever heard of the Christian buggerers or the Sisters of Mercy says:

    Au Contraire, mon Amis!
    Let him in and then hit the cun’t with an EU arrest warrant!

  339. 339
    Thunderstruck says:

    Looks like Can’t remember my moniker can’t remember how to speak.

  340. 340
    The stillness in the storm says:

    Marx, Hitler, Stalin, Robespierre…, Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Mao, Castro, Chavez, Marquis de Sade……atheists all.

    If that bunch of jokers were right, I’m happy to be wrong with my quaint little illusion.

  341. 341
    Doing God's Work says:

  342. 342
    Joe E says:

    who cares? Let’s keep the supernatural out of politics

  343. 343
    WMD says:

    “in the next five years”

    how many troops will have to die while Dave dithers you stupid twat


  344. 344
    Judas Milliband says:

    I voted Jesus at the 2010 general election.
    Brown almighty, we were crucified.

  345. 345
    Three hail marys and one up the shitter for good luck says:

    That’s the Con Demmed coalition fucked then.

  346. 346
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    “… aggressive atheists?” How can straight rejection of theism be aggressive?

    After all the fundmentalism from Christofacist, Islamofacist and (Buddhism aside) supporters of just about every other major religion on the face of this planet, someone who walks away from it all is aggressive?

    I suggest you are unhinged.

  347. 347
    Jean-Claude Van Damme says:

    If you phone a psychic and she doesn’t answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

  348. 348
    Christy says:

    Don’t have a mind of your own we will dictate to you what we want you to do in the name of the Almighty whoever he may be,and that for feckin sure is indeterminate and always has been but it serves a purpose.
    Islum is a prime example of control over people through fear and devotion to archaic principals.
    Protestism:- generated by monarchy interested in their own means to an end.
    Catholicism:- the originators of the unsupported religion of christianity in the sense of where is the the irrefutable evidence pertaining to this,if this evidence really exsists why are so called scholars still pontificating about this over the centuries.
    Yes folks I suppose you have now gathered that I am an agnostic about this claptrap about religion,I am certainly not an athiest as I do believe there is some motivating power behind the scheme of things,what it is I don’t know but I prefer to put my beliefs beyond the reach of the we will tell you what to believe brigade,God botherers and happy clappers.
    How strange it is that the various religions have been responsible for wholesale slaughter on this planet in the name of their chosen God,read up on history and you will see what I mean.

  349. 349
    God says:

    As long as the stillness in the storm is happy to be wrong with his quaint little illusion, let the dopey fucker indulge himself in his opiate induced nirvana, as long as he pays for it himself.
    While you’re down on your knees…..

  350. 350
    God's bumfuckers says:

    I voted for the coalition.

  351. 351
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Cum hoc ergo propter hoc.

  352. 352
    Pope Bennie Ratshagger says:

    Those catholic girls are so dirty!

  353. 353
    Gordon Rot says:

    Talking of soulless pee-dos – the fat retarded fu-cking pig, Kathryn Blair, has an Erasmus scholarship in Strasbourg (studying law).

    How come the big greasy sack of lard gets funding from European taxpayers when her Sat-anic filth parents are rolling in blo-od money?


    Vile evil c-un-ts.

  354. 354
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ha ha. No!!!!

    You missed the point.

  355. 355
    God says:

    Typical Fucking Tories

  356. 356
    Voice of Reason says:

    Why do so many people believe in something so obviously ridiculous in the this century? If somebody wrote a book like the bible today they would be laughed out of the book shops. All these deluded fools believing in something akin to fairies is beyond me. And in one sect called the catholics they worship and practice child sexual abuse! What a fucking mixed up world we live in. Unfortunately science has failed to open the closed minds of the religious fanatics and they continue in their infantile beliefs whilst secretly fiddling with kids priavte parts. What a bunch of bankers.

  357. 357
    Voice of Reason says:

    I’m increasingly bemused at this website. How come later postings often appear behind posting done many hours ago? Guido can’t you design a better system than this ludicrous one?

  358. 358
    Sir Ian Paisley says:

    No Pope here!

  359. 359
    Can't remember he's Belgian says:

    marc dutroux moniker missed the fucking boat
    back to belgium

  360. 360
    giant bee says:

    “sane rational intelligent person”

    not a single one of them

  361. 361
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Balls for leader.

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    Atheists and religious fundamentalists are all loonies. Vote C of E.

  363. 363
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    It appears that you need help – obsessive-compulsives often try and pin the blame for their actions upon others. This must be about the hundredth time you have alleged this type of accusation against me, let alone the many others you have targeted here. Whilst it is boring for all of us, it is actually damaging for you.

    You must have experienced great dissatisfaction with life, or loss of a sense of direction and purpose, recently. Perhaps the election didn’t go your desired way? Suggest you see a chemical dependency counsellor.

  364. 364
    People of Lewes say says:

    Hopefully the Pope will be able to spare a little of his no doubt valuable time again this year to get the Lewes Bonfire festivities off with a bang!!

  365. 365
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Blair can also join him, having previously been burned here in effigy too.

  366. 366
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Elton John to be appointed Bishop of Southwank.

  367. 367
    the old Dufflebag says:

    yeah but did you see the hair…hedgehog or helen shapiro ?

  368. 368
    EJ says:

    Appalling to know there’s plenty of money to subsidize the Pope’s visit while the school building programme has to be cut.

    Taxpayers should spend no more on the visit by the Head of the Vatican City State than they would on the visit by the head of any other state with the same resident population.

    Perhaps the Vatican City State should take the opportunity to make it clear whether or not their Head of State the current pope claims the right to depose our Head of State Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in the same way that his predecessor Pius V purported to depose her predecessor Elizabeth I.
    Would not maintaining such a claim be treason?

  369. 369
    Enjineer says:

    Agree with OH.

    I think fundamentalism (be it Islamic or otherwise) is a stage in the death of religion as anything more than a hobby, like the CoE – essentially a social club for the middle classes the world has left behind.

    As someone said above economic development, education and good old sex drugs and rock and roll are slowly eroding religious support among the young.

    Fundamentalists have nothing to offer, and can obtain power only by violence and opression. In the long run, that is a losing strategy. It might take 100 years or more, but it’s over. The fundies will slowly die off and shrink in umber until they are an irrelevance.

  370. 370
    Enjineer says:

    Dunno about that. Have a read of your bible. I would suggest that the reputed actions and teachings of Jesus are closer to socialism than any other political philosophy.

    But as it’s all made up bollox, who really cares?

  371. 371
    Enjineer says:

    Also as a Christian presumably you are also an athiest with respect to, ooh, I dunno – Thor, Woden, Athena, Mars, Ra etc etc.

    Why is it so hard to understand that we lump your zombie jesus and his bag man with the dress, silly hat and a hardon for child abuse in with them?

  372. 372
    Unsworth says:

    Upper or lower cheek?

  373. 373
    Enjineer says:

    Indeed. It is the ability of Marxists (well, fundamentalists of all political philosophies) and all manner of religious types to ignore the evidence when it does not suit their preconcieved ideas that makes them so dangerous.

  374. 374
    Enjineer says:

    Bit like ‘voluntarily’ paying back expenses. A futile attempt to recover some kind of moral high ground/authority even though everone is well aware you have royally fucked up.

  375. 375
    Unsworth says:

    Yeah but that airhead bint, Mrs Bercow, thinks that Balls is doing brilliantly. She’s obviously ‘on’ something…

    Quote: “Ed Balls totally trampled all over Gove on Newsnight” and “Gove looked shattered! Balls starting to look good for Labour leader” and “A first for Speaker Bercow and Sally. The Speaker is justifiably proud of his backbench campaign for gtay rights”

    WTF is the Speaker’s wife to do with the Labour Party? WTF is the Speaker doing to maintain the impartiality and political neutrality of his position? And WhyTF is the Speaker ‘campaigning’ at all? This man is clearly not suited to the post if he cannot see the damage he is causing to the post of Speaker.

  376. 376
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Thanks. You’ve just reminded me to submit a proposal to Nick Clegg’s website that a Bill should be introduced to reinstate the offence of Treason, retrospective to the repeal of the former Act.

  377. 377
    John77 says:

    You might like to read my comment before answering next time. Of course it is not aggressive to simply reject theism, nor is it automatically stupid (although anyone who claims to *know* that God does not exist claims omniscience for himself) although it is my personal opinion that it is a mistake. What I said was “some of you aggressive atheists” which does not refer to those willing to conduct a rational civilised discussion and does not deny the existence of Richard Dawkins who is an intelligent aggressive atheist.

  378. 378
    A moment's reflection says:

    Science requires intellectual rigour.

    Popular science requires faith ….98% of the population are not scientifically trained and accept the ‘truth’ verbatim.

    The arguments between scientists and the nature of theory and hypothesis is beyond them.

    Scienticism is a religion accepted on faith. See AGW.

    You pays your money and you takes your choice.

  379. 379
    filipinomonkey says:

    Because it is extremely difficult to envisage a process starting with simple chemicals existing in a newly created planet and ends up with life. It has to have happened because we are here, but explaining a mechanism for the start is the crunch.

    The evolution bit after that is easy, and is accepted by mainstream churches I believe.

  380. 380
    US Supreme Court says it's not a State says:

    The Italians have enough money problems already. Send the bill to the Vatican city ‘state’.

  381. 381
    You what? says:

    cum : (prep + abl.) with.
    cum : (with subjunctive) when, as, while, since, although.
    cum : (with indicative) when.

  382. 382
    Audrey Worthington says:

    OH, Engineer

    Sorry you havent a clue what you’re talking about. You completely misunderstand the forces you are up against.

    How many atheists are prepared to blow themselves up for something they dont believe in???

    Useful idiots. Its because of sex, drugs and rock n roll that they will be able to take over because their enemy are completely weak and distracted that they will allow them.

  383. 383
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Indeed. That’s because atheists, being the rational folks that they are, have the sense to get into the lifeboats once the ship starts going down.

  384. 384
    the old Dufflebag says:

    no sockpuppet but the reoffending rate as it stands says that sentencing to prison does not always work and in many cases does lead to a ‘university of crime’ education.

  385. 385
    Enjineer says:

    >How many atheists are prepared to blow themselves up for something >they dont believe in???

    Er, what?

    So no individual ever in the course of human history has sacrificed their life for a cause they believe in other than religion? Like politics? Equal rights? Workers rights? Patriotism?

    There are 0 althiests’ in Afgahnistan right now putting their lives on the line fighting fundamentalist whack-jobs?

    Give your head a wobble you tit.

    I would suggest there are plenty of both atheists, agnostics and religious moderates who would be prepared to fight to avoid living under a repressive theocracy. Be it an Islamic, Christian or Scientologist.

    Liberal society, economic development and scientific advancement have been slowly marginalising organised religion for the last 1000 years. The fundamentalists will simply be increasing marginalised and will ultimately fade into history. I’m not saying it won’t take a long time, and there will not be blood spilled along the way – but I think it is inevitable.

  386. 386
    the old Dufflebag says:

    start with ed please and give yvette several whilst you’re there..they’re such bigots

  387. 387
    the old Dufflebag says:

    you jest

  388. 388
    Confused says:

    hes just a contrary twat moniker…ignore it

  389. 389
    Enjineer says:

    Not that easy, still plenty of idiots spouting ‘Ma great grandaddy was no Monkey!’ type arguments.

    No he wasn’t. He was an ape. Just like you.

    The theory you are describing is Abiogenesis by the way. Interesting stuff.

  390. 390
    brownless says:

    the three most boring sad depressing crap spinners in the uk….
    ed balls

  391. 391
    Cap'n Scooby says:

    And your point is? What, you have to subscribe to a particular set of medieval superstitions before you can be in the same room as a bunch of people who do? Bit a dud thread, methinks, no?

  392. 392
    equity abhors a Maxim says:

    Standard boilerplate Chinese press release. If you can get CCTV9 on satellite or cable, this kind of thing fills their news reports. Good to see us keeping onside with China. Have to wonder what kind of prominence our news media give it – can’t see it squeezing past the Killing Spree/World Cup coverage.

  393. 393
    Wotan says:

    This is England, we are all godless atheists here. Have you not sussed that yet?

    Left, middle, right – anyone with a brain cell has concluded that there is no reason to believe in a god.

    Even Christains don’t believe in most gods, they just fell at the last post.

    Have you been touched by His Noodley Appendage?

  394. 394
    Scientist says:

    You under-estimate most people. Maybe it makes you feel better about yourself.

  395. 395
    Wotan says:

    Fuck off – I’m an atheist and even I wouldn’t say that.

    Only the thickest of kuunts would vote (nu)Labour, and Jesus, if he existed, was in most ways a wise dude even if something of a masochist.

  396. 396
    Anonymous says:

    Karl Marx said “The only true enemy is Christianity”.

    Perhaps because you can’t create a communist society without 100,000 useful idiots who are prepared to carry out subversion techniques like trauma through injustice if a country is strongly Christian and therefore has the same moral belief system.

    All you atheists seems also not understand how God is built into English Common Law. In English Common Law, sovereignty lies first with God, then with us, the people, then the judges (purely as arbiters of the law) and then the government are bottom of the heap. Parliament does not have permission to change Common Law, they can only introduce Status Law, which, we the people, who are sovereign can either ‘consent’ to or not.

    BTW Blair and Brown aren’t christians.

  397. 397
    Anonymous says:

    quantum physics doesn’t think it ridiculous, only fundamentalist atheists.

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