The Floor’s the Limit
There has been a fair amount of consternation today about a dubiously sourced piece in the Standard about MPs allegedly sleeping in their offices. Despite the practice being banned, we are expected to believe that MPs are secretly stashing camp-beds in cupboards during the day. While yes those MPs who have less than an hour’s commute rightly can’t claim for overnight costs, if they really can’t face the journey home, what is to stop them dipping into their already well lined pockets on those rare Tuesdays when the House sits late?
Just a moment or two of internet based research finds affordable accommodation within walking distance of Parliament. Why not stay at the Piccadilly Backpackers Hostel - “London’s most central, award-winning and trendiest value hostel”? The merits of it far outweigh sleeping on the floor of your office:
And best of all this is all for the bargian price of £12 per night!
The Chester Hotel on Longmoore Street looks alright and 47 quid for a single.
http://www.laterooms.com/en/hotel-reservations/124513_chester-hotel-london.aspx
Taxi won’t be much cheaper than that and you get a lie in.
Where does Noksie stay when she needs some ‘me’ time?
It’s fun to stay at the YMCA!
“London’s most central, award-winning and trendiest value hostel”? The merits of it far outweigh sleeping on the floor of your office:
FREE showers – bonus!
Breakfast Available – don’t forget to get a receipt!
24hr Security – so no complaining that a MP couldn’t possibly stay there!
24hr Internet Cafe – you can even catch up on emails over breakfast!
Why is sleeping on the floor banned?
I’m sure they shag in their offices anyway so it’s not like it’d avoid sticky messes and I’m sure they’ll allow toilets to be unisex after 11pm if they’d like golden showers from the cleaning girls.
Or is that when the secret controlling gasses are released into their orifice.. I mean office.
Announcement tomorrow AV Referendum will take place on the 5th May.
Strange ? Your coalition contacts have let you down yet again Mr Fawkes.
Read it in the papers. And?
it’s not important
the entire future of the coalition probably depends on it, so it’s mere trivia
on a different tack, tell us more about this Piccadilly Backpackers Hostel
Its much more fun… in the navy
Prefer: in the Navy
As in, masturbation?
Err – not quite.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/7824849/Cameron-cutie-MP-Caroline-Nokes-has-affair-with-younger-councillor.html
More Jockanese Labour corruption
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/10478359.stm
Not even remotely funny Fawkes.
No self respecting Labour or Tory MP would set foot in such a place.
Lib Dems however…
A self-respecting LimpDim? Are you taking the piss?
Come off it, have you ever stayed in one of these places? Fit, drunk, 20-something Aussie, Kiwi and Yank totty everywhere!
As for camp beds, just get a top of the range fishermans bed chair on expenses, 10x better than most beds
Sorted,know were to go next time I’m in the shithole.
When all this expenses broo -ha-ha broke I never understood why no one thought of constructing a simple hostel for MPs where costs could be controilled and budgeted
In an ideal world when portcullis house was planned it could have been integrated
oooo here’s a thought …..!!!!!!!!!!
the Guards’ barracks just opposite Buckingham palace…..
I would bet that the army has some spare places
Might do some of the MPs’ good to meet in the showers some of the people they send to do their dirty work……
Brixton,Wandsworth.
Holloway
One of those small steel boxes in which Saddam Hussain was supposed to keep his political prisoners but which, once the illegal invasion was complete, turned out not to actually exist?
Except we’d make them exist, and put MPs in them. For many, many hours, on very hot days.
Isn’t that what God created Diego Garcia for, after all?
Diego Garcia? Who does he play for?
There must be some spare space in the MOD building which could be converted
We’re doing it now – it’s called “Athletes Village”.
And it’s on the Jubilee Line so no taxi fares.
Need a hotel
http://www.order-order.com/where_to_stay/london.php
Its better than that “lose five pounds of belly fat” advert he ran the other day.
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That’s probably very interesting in a parallel universe where the idea of a fun day out is buying milk.
I’d rather ponder something more interesting, Martin.
Can you imagine how impractical the bicycle would be if humans had evolved to have three legs?
We’ve invented the tricycle….
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Oh.
hello
I have a special message for all MPs who are complaining:
Word
Calm down, AC1.
If there’s 24 hour security, quite a few MPs would not get in.
The 24-hour security was an attempt to KEEP them in. Sadly, it all too often fails.
Surely they could get a sofa bed in the office.
That way if they “have” to stay in the office overnight its comfy.
Or when the hippy peacenik type have been chucked off the green
put some caravans on there
If the van’s a rockin’ don’t the hon mem come knockin’
To be honest I was being serious about the army barracks idea…..
You should pay for my taxi fares home from Parliament all the way to Hackney.
I could fit seven Labour MPs on my paunch. Any takers ??
Have you been eating lots of…
The obvious use for the Olympic Village after the jocks have moved out is for the Jocks and other out-of-town MPs to move in. Keep them all in one place and give them free accommodation so as to eliminate peculation.
Much too far East to be convenient.
they could run a late night shuttle service after HOC business finishes
Then nuke the whole site.
But it’s in east London! If you nuked the Olympic Village, you’d kill all the people who lived.. oh.
Good plan. I like it.
It would never work…
You would have all those Africans in London chasing one big mushroom… It would be chaos!
I like to ulate my pec every morning in the shower… it shakes the stiffness off!
“I don’t do political interviews…”
So, how come we keep seeing you being interviewed on the telly, Guido?
Duh!!!! “being” interviewed is not the the same as doing political interviews for the blog!!!
So, David ‘Broken Britain’ Cameron broke down when interviewed by a junior reporter from Sky.
Please get hold of that footage Guido and post it here.
If you fail to do that we will know two things –
1) You have not got any real weight apart from your belly
2) You have no nuts
Are you all belly and no nuts, Guido?
Like Jacqueline Jill Smith?
Ooooh, matron! You talk nawty, doncha?!
Breaking news just in for all world of Warcraft fans.
If you quickly turn off your computer and go outside you will see girls. These people have vaginas that are between their legs and will be visible in 3d.
So go on. Treat yourself. Fucking gimps.
Hi concrete pump. Splooge for me, baby.
Try again cretin.
Ooh, matron!
I sleep on a hammock. It’s cool and trendy to sleep on a hammock… almost as cool as owning a teepee. My hammock even has a name: Mandy
But it doesn’t pick up Dinin Abbott is a Hunting Hunt.
a cunting cunt you mean
Now how were you able to do that?
Lemme try:
a Hunting Hunt you mean
Once more…
a cunting cunt you mean
Aaah, I see. THAT’S how you do it.
the demented ramblings of a junkie nutter
I don’t get it.
Why have you posted a video of a pink eyed Turkish Albino?
win
Brown was deluded, incompetent, a liar, is deluded, a coward and a total twat.
Campbell was deluded, incompetent, a liar, is deluded, a coward, a liar and a total twat.
Mendelson was deluded, incompetent, a thief, a liar, is deluded, a liar and a total twat.
Blears was a liar, a thief, is a liar, a thief.
Smith was a liar, a thief, is a liar, a thief.
The whole rotten Labour party are liars, thieves and twats.
This is true, and this is why Labour will lose the next election. Labour’s current management have responsibility for Labour’s defeat and if they valued their Party and – Heaven forbid – their country, they would all resign and let a completely new management team take their place.
But they won’t. So Labour will go into the next election, some five years from now, with the same failed shadow cabinet bleating on about the same failed policies, and lose.
Sounds just like the plan the FA has for Brazil in 2014.
No. Brown was a Huntingly deluded, lying, incompetent, cowardly, twatty Hunt.
What do you mean -WAS?
Yeah, my bad. Brown IS a cuntingly deluded, lying, incompetent, cowardly, twatty cunt.
Campbell was deluded, incompetent, a liar, is deluded, a coward, a liar and a total twat. And English.
Mendelson was deluded, incompetent, a thief, a liar, is deluded, a liar and a total twat. And English.
Blears was a liar, a thief, is a liar, a thief. And English.
Smith was a liar, a thief, is a liar, a thief. And despite having an Irish or Scottish name is English.
We’ll shoot them and all
Yes, they were all deluded, incompetent liars and cowards.
And yet the Tories still couldn’t win a majority!
FFS.
Due to a combination of the Electoral boundaries giving labour a built-in 10% lead in the polls and labour dragging almost half of the country into dependency on the public purse.
When you are explaining, you are losing, Mr Ned.
Well we shall wait and see the squeeling, bitching and crying from labour and the BBC when the boundaries have the labour bias removed then shall we???
The BBC and Labour HATE real fairness and equality.
Campbell and Mandelson don’t appear to be terribly English names. Like Cameron…
Brown was deluded, incompetent, a liar, is deluded, a coward and a total twat.
and paranoid control freak – don’t forget the paranoid control freak
I’m not prejudiced. I hate everyone with a c@ravan.
Margaret Moran has found a new job.
Cripes! Hope no-one reads this: http://tinyurl.com/33ftgdt
What’s the bet that before the year is out, Campbell will flee to a country that doesn’t have an extradition agreement with the UK? B Liar is never here anyway, so he’s got nothing worry to about. I’m sure one of the many oil rich arab countries paying him millions of pounds will welcome him and Slotgob. What a bunch of cunting cunts.
We like anyone that whacks arabs
Them fucking Yanks are after Tate & Lyle now.
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well the yanks finally caught up with the story published here yesterday.
http://homelandsecuritynewswire.com/bullets-fired-mexico-strike-el-paso-texas-city-hall
The missus just called me a chicken.
So I shat on the floor and started following her around for bread crumbs.
A penny’s worth of free advice, my old china. If you’re going to peruse Sickipedia multiple times a day for jokes to post here, as you have done in the last week, at least choose the funny ones. Ta.
I am rather curious as to why sleeping in the office is banned – and what caused the ban to be applied.
I try to sleep in mine everyday between 9 – 5.
It wasn’t the sleeping that was the problem, it was the furious masturbation that went before it.
Many MP’s liked a kip after their long lunches, to help them get off to sleep for an hour they would have a sneaky wank. Unfortunately for some, their sleep was too deep.
The result was embarrassing. A spad would knock on the MP’s door to remind them of an appointment, the MP, deep in sleep, would not hear the knock, so the spad just wandered in to be confronted with a sleeping and (usually) fat and ugly man with his troos around his ankles and his hand on his flaccid, spunk covered cock.
Spads don’t like walking in on their bosses to see that sort of thing, it tends to engrave on their memory, so as a result of complaints from spads, sleeping in the office is now banned.
It’s true, honest.
lol good one Guido
Foreign Secretary William Hague said Thursday his government has not set a timetable for withdrawing British troops from Afghanistan.
The timetable will be set only when the Bilderberg group say so!
I’m dead.blown to bits
fuck off nutter
NUT NUT NUT
Instead turning over the Olympic village to the great unwashed it should be used to accommodate MPs from outside London. Build a wall around it like I see built around prisons. And then build accommodation for an infantry battalion (withdrawn from Germany) to guard the beggars. No expenses problem. Everybody nice and safe. Simple.
put a dome over it topped with a chimney and light it.
Some of those hostels have glory holes drilled in the toilet partitions. Stick your cock through and get an anonymous suck. You take your chances on whether the sucker is a male or female though. Or even if they have any teeth. Leave a couple of quid in the hat on the way out.
Oh, tell me about it, sweetie.
Andy Burnham will get the Brillo treatment tonight on This Week. Maybe he’s saving the best for last: ripping Blinky to shreds.
Brillo is definitely born again hard. He rips off their heads and shits down their necks. He can join my beloved marine corps, and shit me some tiffany cufflinks.
Where did you get the idea Guido that these Mp’s believe that they are doing things for the benefit of the public and the idiots who voted them in,they do it for the benefit of themselves,not public service but self service.
I see nothing wrong with mp’s sleeping on the floor of their offices.
I read somewhere that years ago, before mp’s got allowances or even a decent salary, and did the job out of a sense of public service, it was common practice for them to work into the night, sleep on their office floor and be up working again early the next morning.
Whatever happened to those sort of people doing an mp’s job???
They became MEP’s. The “pickings” are richer.
The House did used to keep odd hours, though. If they didn’t start till 2pm and business went on till 4am, kipping in the office made sense. At least they keep more congenial hours, now.
The problems start when they end up sleeping in each others’ offices.
I need a war
You are a good and loyal stooge, Liam.
Now remember, you are going to keep wasting the lives of your British soldiers until the very last possible minute so we Americans can get our troops out and leave your country to look like the ones who have been defeated.
Got it?
Could this happen in the UK ?
Jobless Claims Rise For 2nd Time In 3 Weeks – Money News Story … http://bit.ly/bEfajG
What do you mean could?
Martin, an economy that labour spent 13 years destroying cannot be mended inside a few weeks you twat!
Any double-dip and increase in unemployment is entirely caused by labours economic clusterfuck of the last decade!
Is it ok if they’re shagging a mistress or summink and not actually “sleeping” there?
‘ey lass! Fancy havin’ a blow on me vuvuzela?
Aah – I see you’ve been studying British politics…..
Tomorrow is anonymous day.Every post must be posted by anonymous.
That would be so we become
anony . . anoy . . annooonn . . . . ernony .. . not known then?Nice one Guido and to think of all the tips I give you.I was on a nice earner off them lot.
What while dossing down in your locker room between postings?
Got you………….. !
Now I can put a few Zzzzzz’s in myself.
I’m in Kent stroking my special friend’s lovely rug.
More important where is gordon.
Still no fair day’s work for the more than fair day’s pay he’s getting every day!!
I’m in Killkiddies writing my book, I Saved The World: The Downing Street Years.
That scheming lying fucker threw me out on the streets he did!
Well, I’ve had more normal shags than he has that’s for sure!
All mouth, – him!
I remain hopeful that a member of the no.10 staff are going to write the definitive book on ‘Gordon’s Downing Street years – What it was really like to work for the aggressive, unappreciative, abusive gordonbrown!
There’s always been Ethel. Jacob get up, you gotta tidy your room now. And then Mr Lewis. Well isn’t it time that he was out on his own?
There’s plenty of room in the fire escape trade.
102 nato troops killed in the Stan in June,triple May
The US has been fighting this was for 30 years.Give it up and get out.
If America fails and slides down the pole as a ‘former’ super power then it will prove multi culturism doesn’t work.
Some of the commies and left wingers and jihadis and other motley crue should think long and hard about that before they get what they wish for because it spells the ultimate fate that awaits their ideologies and religions.
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The political tide that will bring them home is turning but it’s damned slow!!
omaha wants his troops home before he has to stand for re-election in 2012(?)
cameron has said he wants our troops home during the term of this government
( that expires – if it goes the full length in 2015).
How many are we going to lose between now and then??
merkel , who has kept 5500 german troops in Afghanistan, is becoming a social pariah in germany in much the same way that gordon did here. She’s likely to be soon out of office.
merkel’s successor will be wanting to win over public opinion and will no doubt promise that after more than 100 german deaths in Afghanistan ( actual figure is in doubt as merkel’s govt has been very secretive about who they are, how many and where and how the deaths happened causing much public anger) the new german chancellor will be anxious to promise that germans troop will be withdrawn sooner rather later.
Other EU leaders with troops in Afghanistan are in the same hole. Too many troops dying, public support draining away.
I bet they all love bliar to bits since he was the one who persuaded them to put their troops into this mess in the first place!!
And since bliar started it I wonder how long it is since he bothered to visit the place and see how his policies are ‘improving ‘ things for the locals!!!???
you mean Cameron is damned slow of course
and he’s next to be the social pariah for this pointless war
TROOPS OUT NOW!
bliar and brown buried us into a deep slough when they put our lads into the Iraq and Afghan Wars.
They dug deep deliberately , especially gutlessgordon and aintbustingaut when they finally came to believe they would lose that 2010 election. You don’t get more cynical and uncaring than bob and gordon!!!!
Digging us out of the mess they’ve made is going to take time
gordon and bob did it to feed their egoes. In bliar’s case it has given him a post-pm job earning £millions that he wants us to think is incidental and was not intentional when he took his ‘war’ decisions which we now know were based upon lies!!
Dr David Kelly’s demise (more likely murder) after he proved, beyond doubt, that alastairc’s and bliar’s claim that wmd did not exist, is still to be properly investigated!!!
The Big Question is Who Was Responsible???!!!
The Big Question is WHY ARE WE STILL THERE YOU STUPID TWAT???!!!
Take some fucking responsiblity for your nauseating hypocritical cheerlaeding of Cameron who supports the Afghan quagmire every bit as much as Brown and Blair did.
And Dave also supported the Iraq catastrophe.
Because he’s as stupid as you are.
Bless!!!
You have to study war and international agreements – other national deployments – to understand how bliar wove the fabric of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars ( and brown compounded those agreements with other countries ie Italy, Germany, France Canada, America and on and on……….) to bind us into the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars and to keep us there after labour lost power!!!
The last labour govt made sure that they had sealed international agreements with america and europe that ensured that if the next govt , which they expected to be tory, walked away from labour’s insupportable Iraq and Afghanistan Wars now we would be branded as cowards by the rest of the world.
cameron has undoubtedly been handed a poison chalice with gordon’s assurances that our troops will be in Afghanistai indefinitely , even whilst gordon refused to kit them out and keep them safe!!!
God Bless all the dead troops I’m cheering to their graves with Dave!!
Hooray!!!
Weasel lies from a warmongering apoligist drone
He’s the Prime minister dummy he can do what he wants
Other countries have pulled out and the sky didn’t fall in
Face the facts dearie, he’s a warmonger who thinks we should be in this quagmire for at least another 5 years
Even Dave isn’t as pathetic as you and has never said he can’t pull the troops because Brown or Blair have somehoe forced him too keep them in
The troops are there right now because Dave supports the quagmire
You should be ashamed of your toecurling lickspittle crawling and excuses for your and Dave’s warmongering
Much as I could not stand the socialist Spanish government, the first thing they did on winning power in the mid-1990s was to remove their troops from Iraq.
It IS possible for a PM to change military priorities and withdraw from military conflicts.
Cameron shows no sign of doing so.
I still sleep in my office, mummykins always brings me a hot water botty and reads me a story before bed.
Yo blud. Any of you wan’ some weed or ting?
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I heard the BBC luvvie John Mann going on about this today. He and some other MP were going on about how hard life is for the poor dears. You know, I don’t give a fuck about them. They in a sense got themselves in the pigshit over their expenses – otherwise known as theft from the public – and having changed the claim system they are now moaning about that. Think, who set up the new system – none other than the master of problematic systems, rife with complexity and potential misuse – that’s it the long remembered but seldom seen Gordon Brown.
No, MPs have got a long way to go to claim any credibility for themselves. So any moaning at this stage just hampers their cause. Can’t we just get rid of them yet?
If he believes that mp’s have a hard life – he’s a bigger believer in fairy tales and father christmas than young nell!!!
Nell there is enough being economical with the truth around this blog without you lying about your age. Going to give us all a clue as to what year you were born?
What?? When have I lied about my age??
I’ve said often I’m a grandmother.
I was a kid when England won the 1966 football thingie, jfk was assassinated and not much older during the vietnam war , on which I now have a library of books- yet another tragic war driven by political egoes!! , and when martin luther king died!
The other big political event on my childhood years was the 1960-66 nazi war crime trials. I read about them, in every graphic detail, in my mother’s News of the World. Regrettably I was what they call a precocious reader! Man’s inhumanity to man. The indifference of the political classes when they are scrabbling for power and money and prepared to sacrifice anyone in order to get it. That realisation that I learnt then as a child reading of those dreadful atrocities has never left me!!
There you go that’s as near as I get to telling anyone how old I am!!
@ 119 you said “young nell”
I rest my case mi laud.
It’s a witch-hunt!! They are persecuting all us poor unfortunate MP’s!!
Cannon bollocked
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/777008/cannon_fodder/
having canvassed all views, have decided to put people before buttons and bridges – so Twilk Folk are staying for now #lovetwilkfolk
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/17430812285
. . and I’m completely bonkers . . I hope that’s clear.
and we thought gorgon was the nutter
Ever considered the state of mind of someone who would describe Gordon as her Hero?
Or style their hair on his?
Breaking news on BBC website says…
A referendum on a new electoral system will be held next year, the BBC learns.
Great a referendum on something nobody cares about, especially now we have seen how they will behave in a coalition where nobody gets what they voted for
Referendum on AV will be on May 5th 2011.
How about a referendum on the Lisbon treaty, troops out of Afghanistan and global warming
Hear hear!
I think a referendum on global warming is an excellent idea, and will vote for the temperature to be kept just right.
I would also like a referendum on whether the Himalayas are too high.
not with wavy davy in charge
Or we could have a referendum on your abject stupidity. Looking past the rhetoric,please explain :
1. If we all agree global warming is man made and it has to stop ,how will you presuade the rest of the wrold to play ball? After all, the world economy is fragile and depends on growth to recover. That growth will generate man made activity and increase globalw arming(if you accept the theory) Of course if the theory is wrong, a referendum would be pointless.
2. Can we extract ourselves from the Lisbon Treaty? Not very easily,if at all.What would that do to our economy? How would the EU react?Risky right now I reckon. I sugegst taking your complaints about signing the Treaty to the Hoon who did it. He has some time on his hands now.
3. Ah Afghanistan. No referendum needed. History dictates that the shit hole cannot be conquered or pacified. But walking away ain’t that simple. Check out what the Russians had to do to leave that country.
We might end up with a long casualty list form that exercise.
What’s your evacuation plan then?
The BBC have done a lot of “the BBC learns” in their news broadcasts lately. They present this as factual, until in their next broadcast they tone the story down and in their next broadcast they totally fail to report it and ignore their initial “the BBC Learns”.
Total HOONS
They also use a lot of “the BBC understands”. Trouble is they rarely do though (understand, that is)
The BBC NEVER LEARNS
Do you have to wash?
Not if you are in a desert.
BBC not going to publish top execs wages.
http://www.eadt.co.uk/news/features/war_across_the_channel_but_oh_so_close_to_home_1_469020
Its the 1st July. On the 1st July 1916 an uncaring british government allowed it’s generals to launch an assault in France that became known as the Battle of the Somme. On this day in 1916 60,000 men died!!! , and the British Govt never drew breath, they concealed the figures and just kept going right through September , then October losing vast numbers of young men every day and never gaining a foot of ground!!!
That’s what happens when the public is deprived of the truth by a presscorp in thrall to a corrupt government with an overblown ego.
I know that bliar’s and brown’s government has not lost so many of our young men in their unnecessary wars ( though each one is just as precious as each of those deaths in 1916) but their arrogance and indifference to the death and suffering they have caused is equal to that arrogance and indifference of that WW1 government!!! And their corruption of the press corp, (beeb , times and graudian especially, was even more corrosive in this last 13 years, than during 1916)
So why is Dave all for the Afghanistan slaughter you hypocrite ?
Why did bliar put them there and gutlessgordon allow them to be deployed without proper equipment???!!!
Cameron has said he will bring them home within the term of this government. Not acceptable, I want them home now, but it’s better than gutless gordon and aintbustinagut said. They said it would be at least another ten years and maybe 15 years!!!
But that’s when gordon thought he was invincible and was going to be in power forever more!!
Pathetic
Cameron said no such thing
He said he wanted them home in 5 years which is more of the same meaningless platitudes you keep spouting
Don’t pretend that you give a fuck about our boys or the war if you keep cheerleading for the warmonger Dave who is happy to keep them in the slaughterhouse for at least 5 more years
So he’s no better than the warmongers Brown and Blair who would also keep them in for another 5 years
The Afghan War is either right or wrong
It didn’t stop becoming a quagmire because you love Dave
He’s the Prime minister now and he could bring the troops out now
but he won’t
Those are the facts
god bless our troops, doing a great job dying for my great leader dave
and yet still they enlist.
Yes I wish they didn’t.
In WW1 one of my Uncles, who was by then 6 foot but only 15, enlisted .
He experienced the Somme and Passchendaele and miraculously survived.
The truth is young men think War is Cool!! It isn’t!!
As T E Lawrence said it is a game played by old men who come out to claim the credit after young people have died and the war has been fought!!!
And bliar/gutlessgordon/aintbustinagut/ labour ministers used emotional blackmail to get even more young people to sign up as cannon fodder to feed labour’s ego in Iraq and Afghanistan!!!
Like it or not the tide of public opinion nationaly, in europe and in america is turning against the war in Afghanistan!!
Time for a trial I think!!
Dave certainly seems to think this War is Cool!! It isn’t!!
Time to get the troops out NOW I think!!
You a poor labour idiot – diane abbot or balls aren’y you or maybe damian in disguise!!
It’s bliar who thought the war was cool (easy to see why given the £millions he’s made from it since) – worth covering up the truth about Dr David Kelly and his revelations about bliars lies over wmd!!!
Don’t worry about it , the truth is all going to come out very soon now in a Coroner’s Inquest.,
Hopefully bliar and alastairc are going to be asked , under oath, why they atempted to subvert the course of justice and cover up a m34urder!!
Lovely people , weren’t they??!!
Poor nell reverts to her brainless smearing because she knows she’s been caught being a nauseating hypocrite
It’s so sad to see you flounder and splutter so foolishly
Dave fully supports the Afghan quagmire dearie and that’s the truth
so he’s no better than the warmongers Blair and Brown
Why aren’t you attacking Dave for the dead troops iof you cared about them?
Because we all know you don’t give a fuck about them and only want to use our boys as a political football to attack anyone but Dave
you’re THAT low and lacking in morality. lovely person, aren’t you ??!!
Dave also supported the Iraq catastrophe, so again, no better than the Warmongers Blair and Brown
you just can’t face the fact that your hero is every bit as stupid and bloodthirsty as Blair and Brown before him because you’re just as dumb
Let’s face facts.
MPs think they should be paid so much more than the rest of us because MPs think they are very important compared to the rest of us.
The rest of us think our MP is very important because he sticks up for us (at least we think that’s what our MP does) and the other MPs are not so important.
MPs in recent years have been shit scared of taking pay rises because of this, so they have agreed to live on massive expenses and retire on incredible pensions instead.
The ultimate truth is that an MP is no better than a citizen’s advice volunteer and there is no shortage of wannabe MPs.
Let them eat cake and sleep under their desks.
And I have to despair that Dave is carrying on with this mobile cabinet gimmick that costs the taxpayer a fortune when the taxpayer has given Dave
a perfectly good permanent cabinet office already.
Speak for yourself I think my MP is a zit,a nothing,a snot product
Snot product? Yummy!
Start your clocks. The countdown to the collapse of the coalition has begun.
And that will pave the way for my comeback.
No, you’re a useless fuck and always were Brown.
But hilariously Dave was so fucking bad he couldn’t even get a majority against you. Which is wht the only reason he is PM right now with the support of the Lib-Dems. The same Lib-Dems who are going to get take an absolute pasting AND lose their precious electoral reform on the same day in May. Then it all falls apart.
Unless you are deranged enough to think the Libs will get AV and do brilliantly in the elections next year you Liberal twat.
Och laddie! I saved the world, don’t you ken?
No, you’re very obviously a twat.
Dave did get a majority:
Conservative 10,726,614 36.1%
Labour 8,609,527 29.0%
Liberal Democrat 6,836,824 23.0%
Imagine the screams of outrage from all the twats in the BBC if the system was biased towards the Tories in this way.
326 seats to win
he failed
If the seat boundaries were biased in favour of the tories to the same extent as they are currently biased towards labour, then Cameron would have had a majority of seats approaching 150+
Cameron’s tories won more votes and a bigger share of the vote and had a much bigger winning margin over the second placed party than Tony Blair won in 2005. Blair had a 66 seat majority in that election.
Gordon Brown’s labour won LESS votes and a smaller share of the vote than John Major got in 1997! The tories were almost wiped out in 1997. Brown got fewer votes and a smaller share of the vote than the tories did in 1997!
What accounts for the difference in the amount of seats won by each party?
The seat boundaries. They are still massively and unfairly biased in favour of labour.
I’ve been thinking about the film that Meryl Streep is going to star in about Margaret Thatcher and just in case the filmakers read this blog I would like to offer them the following synopsis: (by the way if they use any of my synopsis then I want my cut motherfuckers.)
Scene 1: Thatcher made leader of Tory party
Scene 2: Thatcher wins majority for Tories and made PM
Scene 3: Dennis drinking copious amounts of gin and grinning inanely
Scene 4: Thatcher becomes most successful Tory leader ever
Scene 5: Tories supply mustard gas and a long range missile delivery system to Sadam Hussein
Scene 4: (Death scene) Thatcher’s fellow Tories stab her in the back
Scene 5: David Cameron made leader and then promptly fails to win majority (canned laughter)
Run credits (Fade to black)
The End
Doesn’t Gordon “I saved the world” Brown get a scene?
No, he got even less votes this time than John Major got in 1997
He doesn’t even get a dummy in Madame Tussaud’s
ComRes/Indy
is a new ComRes poll out tonight for the Independent. Topline voting intention figures, with changes from their previous poll a week and a half ago, are CON 40%(+4), LAB 31%(+1), LDEM 18%(-5).
As with ICM and YouGov, that represents a sharp drop in Liberal Democrat support, though ComRes are showing a rather lower level of Labour support than other companies.
Any chance of a snap election
if Dave hadn’t glued himself to a liberal coalition chances are we would be having one next month and he might have got a majority
There again he might not have. Things aren’t going so badly are they? Throwing the Libs a few crumbs in return for a chunk of centre leftish support was a decent move in my opinion. It will take the edge off all the Tories eat children clowns.
not badly for the conservatives just now as the polls show, which will make some wonder if he should have went for a quick snap election
of course the right of the party has been castrated and put in a box, but Dave was always going to do that
the liberals on the other hand are crashing and burning
… should have went for… Surely you mean “should of went for…?
Nope, he needs to remove the massive and unfair bias towards labour in the seat boundaries before holding an election.
That poll would still lead to a hung Parliament with the tories failing to secure an overall majority by about 4 seats, with the current boundaries.
With a fair distribution it would give the tories a majority of about 80 seats.
Boy would you make a cheque out for a Dubai flat for 65 k to Mr Howmadareyou
Just give them a matress, a kettle .water and a shower
even give them (tagged and unstealable) towels . soap and make them sleep on their office floor in an Ikea duvet
give them a council house and a laptop so they can email their vote when the whips tell them too
If the Mayor of London gets his way and clears Swampy and his mates off Parliament Square, there will be rows of empty tents available shortly, and right on the doorstep, as it were.
Guido got hammered celebrating with Brian Haw at the Channel 4 Political Awards.
o/t saatchi is saving on the price of a skip
Go to 17.43 for Caroline Nokes in all her splendiferously MILFY glory.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00sz01p/Prime_Ministers_Questions_30_06_2010/
Isnotfair!
Boo Hoo Hoo
Poorme
If they renamed it The Piccadilly Fudgepackers Hotel they’d be crowded out with MP’s every night. Might encourage McTwat to return.
Hang on a mo. We ain’t into women
My younger sister Professor Mary is on QT tonight!
Is she a lesbian like you?
I seem to be holding my own.
no one else is going to hold it for you Hefferlump
She can’t be your sister. She’s got a career and hasn’t sold her soul to be someone’s sham wife in return for a life of luxury and two kids conceived by turkey baster.
Anyone else seen the FTSE recently?
Errrrrr that is not normal.
I think the old adage “sell in may and go away” might have been a good idea…
Let’s enjoy a musical break. A slice of legendary prog-rock awesomeness.
I’ll check out the competition in a mo.
I don’t think MPs are particularly well paid – not if they put the hours in that they’re meant to.
At last, a reasonably rational and balanced Question Time. Has the BBC seen the error of it’s ways, or is it a lucky (for my blood pressure) accident?
did andy infer he was too be sacked ?
you certainly are
Empty chair ‘em, here here Guido!
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“But they want to stay anonymous for fear they will be evicted on health and safety grounds.”
Lurkers and midnight creepers.
How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!
O Mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done
To spend their nights in sin and misery
In the House of Corruption
Why the fuck are our troops going to be last out of Afghanistan
is it so the yanks can save face and say that it was the British that were in control when the taliban re took the country ?
after all they dont want to have to run away again like they did in Vietnam !
All the Taliban have to do is wait until the foreign troops go, probably in response to the public unacceptability of too many of them being killed in battle or captured and sent back home badly mutilated as they did to the Russians.
In the meantime Karzai & Co will continue line their Swiss bank accounts with US$ and prepare their escape routes and gold-plated hideouts in the ‘West’ for the inevitable outcome of this mad western excursion into one of the oldest inhabited parts of the planet where the way of life is basically the same as ever it has been except for mobile phones, RPG and AK47s.
The notion that the national army and police will one day be able to control the whole country is frankly daft. It isn’t going to happen and the sooner the foreigners leave and let the Afghans sort out their own problems the better it will be in the long run. The world always has 2 or 3 ‘rogue’ states and unfortunately Afghanistan is probably going to be the next, no doubt funding itself from the drugs trade with the ‘West’.
You couldn’t make it up…
Wanks,fanks,tanks,shanks,hanks,banks,yanks,just words,this country is already at a sh-t 3rd world country stage in the whose country is better than your country stakes,the boys and girls ,you know our beloved MP’s can’t be offended if we get out now,the words I want to hear from Bastard Cameron is we pulled the troops out over a period of days and it started on 29th June or our troops will be out starting next week,not that f*cking Fox telling us we will be in for years,I don’t want to see our troops coming home in coffins and Cameron don’t try and sneak our dead back into the country,otherwise we will have him and his Liberal friends balls for garters,that’s if we can find any.
TROOPS OUT NOW.
There are plenty of park benches around Westminster. It would be good to see the utilisation thereof increased by MPs now the weather is a bit better.
A vote for AV is a vote for an eternity of totalitarian socialism.
Why is Dave giving this option? Why not offer STV – that’s what was in the LibDem Manifesto. Why AV?
Where is this coming from?
At a wild guess, somewhere that rhymes with ‘rustles’.
JUST DO IT FFS !!!
“those rare Tuesdays when the Commons sits late”.
Main business usually concludes after 10pm on all sitting Mondays and Tuesdays, Guido.
Do keep up.
I suggest THIS address for many, many MPs.
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But in the House of Commons…
•FREE showers – got them
•Breakfast Available – Full English for under a fiver in the Terrace cafeteria
•24hr Security – surrounded by armed police and bomb barriers
•24hr Internet Cafe – got internet in their offices
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